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Resync: Xenzai[NEF]
(From DSR sub)

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Hey, is the Captain around?
He forgot to sign these.

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Uh, yeah, he's in his
office talking to Linda.

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Hey! Look who's here.

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Monk and Natalie just walked in.

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Aw, hi guys!

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Oh, Linda, hi!

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You look great.

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Thanks, so do you.

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Hello!

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Is that your new place?

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As of last weekend.

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I love those curtains.

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Oh, well, thanks.

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It's like a television and a telephone.

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Together?

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Brave new world, huh?

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I guess you can't call
somebody in your underwear.

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Sure you can. Natalie, they would see you.

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We have a webcam date at 6:30 every night.

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It's the only chance I get to see her

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now that she's moved uptown.

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Well, don't worry, baby, you'll get to see

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plenty of me in Hawai'I.

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Look. Wait.

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See what I bought?

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Yeah, oh, now, hold on.
For the full effect...

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I love it.

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Hawaii. Yeah.

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Yeah, we're leaving Friday.

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I haven't had a vacation in over 10 years.

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Oh, so jealous. Where are you staying?

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On Kauai.

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And look, it's the North
Shore right... there.

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And we may never come home.

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Oh, you're gonna have so much fun.

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I am counting the minutes.

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And, oh, is that the correct time?

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It's 7:00. I gotta go.

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I've got a closing tomorrow,

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so I have to crunch some numbers.

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What happened to Sean?

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Well, uh, he's up in Marin County,

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showing a house.

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Better him than me, right?

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So I love you, and I
will see you tomorrow!

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Bye, all.

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Bye. Good-bye!

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I love you too.

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Good-bye. I mean, aloha.

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You're a lucky man.

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So Sean is her partner?

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Yeah, yeah, they've been
together for 17 years.

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Oh, God, that's longer
than most marriages.

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Longer than mine.

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Hi, you must be Richard.

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Richard Young. My wife, Carol.

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Hi, Sean Corcoran. Fusco Realty.

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Come on in.

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Sorry we're late. We got a little lost.

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No problem, I was just
returning some phone calls.

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The owners are out of town.

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So we can take our time.

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I love the foyer.

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All original mahogany.

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And the fixtures are all custom made.

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Shall we start upstairs?

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Help us!

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Would you hold on a, a...

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Hello? Hello.

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Leland, what are you doing here?

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I'm taking you out to breakfast.

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Charlie! Charlie, take a break.

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Well, what is going on?

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Well, this tree was dead.

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If it fell down, it would
take out half your roof,

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so I called a buddy of mine
at the Parks Department.

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You are really a full-service
boyfriend, aren't you?

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Mm.

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What's he doing?

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Some idiot parked in
front of your fire hydrant,

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so I made a phone call.

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You know, I think you
worry a little too much.

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It's my job to worry about you.

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That's sweet.

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Oop, sorry.

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Linda Fusco.

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Yes?

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What?

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Oh, my God.

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When?

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No, I understand. Thank you.

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Sweetie, what's wrong?

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It's Sean. He was killed last night.

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In the house that he was
showing. He was murdered.

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Sweetie, I'm sorry.

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That's Marin County, right?

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I know some guys up there.
We'll work this together.

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No, no, no, Leland. Don't leave me.

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Okay.

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Don't worry, I'm here. I'm here.

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It's okay.

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Help you?

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Yes, I am Natalie Teeger,
and this is Adrian Monk.

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Ah, yeah, yeah, I talked
to Leland Stottlemeyer.

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He said you'd be dropping by.

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Guess he didn't think
our little department

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could handle a grown-up homicide, huh?

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No-no-no-no. Not
the whole department.

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It's just one guy.

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Stottlemeyer worked with a guy from here

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20 years ago in Malibu.

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Apparently, the guy was a real...

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What was the word? Uh, hammerhead.

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Hammerhead. That's the word, like:

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Just one guy.

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20 years ago. Malibu.

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N- no.
N- n-n-no.

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Not-no, did I
say- not Malibu.

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No, it wasn't you. It wasn't you.

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Yeah, he never actually said who
- Never.

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But, uh, it wasn't you.

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Who are you? What is your name?

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Hendrix. Hendrix.

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Nah, definitely wasn't you.

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Yeah, that was the guy he said it wasn't.

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All right, all right.

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You can come in, but not one word.

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Do you understand?

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Observer status only.

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Keep your mouth shut.

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Mr. and Mrs. Young?

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Just a couple more
questions, if you don't mind.

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You said the killer was 5'7", right?

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He was hiding in the bathroom,

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and he came out and he shot Sean Corcoran.

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Then what?

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He just stood there.

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For a couple seconds.

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Then we just ran away.

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He could've killed us.

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I don't know why he didn't.

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Did he say anything?

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Excuse me?

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I've been thinking about it...

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I think it might've been a woman.

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Why do you say that?

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The lips.

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They were sort of a coral peach.

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Lipstick?

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I'm a buyer for a cosmetics company.

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It's a pretty unusual shade.

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I think Runway makes one.

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Oh, I love Runway.

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It's just-it's so
expensive. I can't afford it.

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Why not?

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Oh, yeah.

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It was her. She said something.

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I was just answering her.

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It wasn't you.

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Lieutenant.

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We found the point of entry.

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Excuse me.

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Okay. All right.

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Well...

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Simple as pie, huh?

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He, or, uh, she...

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breaks the glass, reaches in,

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throws the lock, opens the door.

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Permission to speak.

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Permission denied.

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Permission denied?

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Permission to speak anyway.

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Just say one thing real
quick, and then I'll shut up.

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These shards of glass
- they're still intact.

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If she came in this way,
she would've stepped on them.

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So... at least some of
them would be cracked.

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Or maybe she stepped over 'em, right?

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Like... this.

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Right? That makes sense, doesn't it?

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Maybe.

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Or she had a key.

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I still can't believe it.

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I feel like crying, but I can't.

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Is that normal?

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Anything you feel is normal.

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It's just such a shock.

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It is so heartbreaking.

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I just talked to Keri
- that's Sean's wife.

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She's devastated. Well, we all are.

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They really think that it was a woman?

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Well, they're not sure.

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Who else had a key

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to that house?

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Well, let's see, um...

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The homeowners, obviously, and...

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probably some relatives.

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Maybe some household help.

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Anybody here?

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Your sales staff?

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Yeah, there was a lock box

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on the front door.

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Uh, yeah, that's true.

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Any one of the agents
could've gotten in, but...

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it could not have been anyone here.

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We are a family.

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Did Sean have any enemies?

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No.

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Wait. There was one client.

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A woman?

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Her name was Hubbert. Helen Hubbert.

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Sean sold her a property last year,

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and she had been writing him letters.

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And it was pretty nasty stuff.

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I think the letters are in his office.

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Is this a picture of you with your father?

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My grandfather.

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It's him just before he died.

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Sean's office is this way.

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Was he leaving?

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Well, it's no secret that he
was starting his own company.

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That happens all the time.

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Um... yes. Here it is.

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Helen Hubbert.

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I met her at a closing once.

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She didn't seem dangerous.

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Maybe a little tightly wound, but...

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I guess you can never tell.

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No. You can't.

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Well, if you will excuse me.

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I am going to go home...

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and have a nervous breakdown.

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You okay?

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What is it?

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I'm afraid to say it out loud.

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She knows how to use a shotgun.

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She had a motive. You saw those boxes.

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She was taking a lot of
their clients with him.

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Wait, are you talking about Linda?

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Shh!

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Natalie...

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she's the same height as the killer,

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she had a key to the house.

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Mr. Monk, that's the captain's girlfriend.

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I
- I don't believe it.

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I mean, it could all just
be a coincidence, right?

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I found it in her purse.

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Coral Peach by Runway.

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Great, thank you.

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Yeah, I'll see you there.

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Aloha to you too.

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I just booked the second best
ukulele band in San Francisco.

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I'm, uh, throwing the captain and Linda

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a little going away party.

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It's a luau. Grass skirts, limbo dancing.

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They're still going?

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Yeah, they pushed it back a week,

258
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until after the funeral,
but they're still gonna go.

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The captain says Linda
needs it now more than ever.

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You know, plus any excuse for a luau.

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Is he here? Uh, no.

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He took Linda to lunch.
Can I get him on his cell?

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No! No no no no.

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Actually, we wanted to talk to you.

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It's kind of important.

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Randy, what we're about to tell
you is absolutely confidential.

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You can't repeat it to anyone.

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Are you in love with me?

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What? No!

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I think Linda Fusco might
have killed her partner.

271
00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:19,134
What?

272
00:12:19,234 --> 00:12:20,337
I don't believe that.

273
00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:21,439
There's no way, Monk.

274
00:12:21,539 --> 00:12:23,042
Am I in love with you? No, it's Linda.

275
00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:24,645
We know her. Do we?

276
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:25,648
Yeah.

277
00:12:25,949 --> 00:12:27,251
Besides, it...

278
00:12:27,286 --> 00:12:28,553
it's impossible.

279
00:12:28,654 --> 00:12:30,858
I mean, she was talking
to the Captain that night

280
00:12:30,893 --> 00:12:32,378
on the webcam from her house.

281
00:12:32,413 --> 00:12:33,865
I mean, Monk, you were there.

282
00:12:33,965 --> 00:12:34,731
I know, but let's just-

283
00:12:34,766 --> 00:12:36,570
Oh, okay, what? It was about at 7:00?

284
00:12:36,605 --> 00:12:37,436
Right?

285
00:12:37,471 --> 00:12:40,076
And she was...

286
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,883
definitely here in Richmond at 7:00.

287
00:12:42,918 --> 00:12:44,150
The guy was killed when?

288
00:12:44,185 --> 00:12:46,289
7:20. There were two witnesses.

289
00:12:46,324 --> 00:12:48,394
Okay, he was killed at 7:20...

290
00:12:48,429 --> 00:12:51,501
here in Novato... hmm...

291
00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:52,904
It's, like, 30 miles.

292
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:53,971
32.2.

293
00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:56,611
Okay, 32.2 miles in 20 minutes?

294
00:12:56,711 --> 00:12:57,177
There's no way.

295
00:12:57,212 --> 00:13:00,419
That's 100 miles an hour through traffic.

296
00:13:00,454 --> 00:13:02,122
It's just not possible.

297
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,425
Maybe she had a jetpack.

298
00:13:03,525 --> 00:13:05,228
Like in those James Bond movies.

299
00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:06,330
Yeah, well, there's no such thing

300
00:13:06,365 --> 00:13:07,634
as a working jet pack.

301
00:13:08,335 --> 00:13:09,738
Don't ask me how I know.

302
00:13:09,938 --> 00:13:10,740
Randy, do you have

303
00:13:10,775 --> 00:13:12,107
any ideas?

304
00:13:12,142 --> 00:13:13,545
I mean, anything at all.

305
00:13:13,846 --> 00:13:16,453
One of your crazy theories?

306
00:13:16,488 --> 00:13:18,557
My crazy theories.

307
00:13:18,592 --> 00:13:19,223
Like what?

308
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:20,625
Like me being in love with you?

309
00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:23,065
Oh, you think that's crazier
than Linda Fusco flying

310
00:13:23,165 --> 00:13:25,170
across San Francisco in a jet pack?

311
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,538
Too close to call.

312
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,877
Oh, well, here they come.
Ask her for yourself.

313
00:13:30,781 --> 00:13:31,849
Oh, false alarm.

314
00:13:31,884 --> 00:13:33,587
I heard a motorcycle.
I thought it was them.

315
00:13:33,622 --> 00:13:35,290
I thought the captain sold his motorcycle.

316
00:13:35,325 --> 00:13:36,893
Yeah, he did. Linda has one too.

317
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:58,203
Pretty sweet, huh?

318
00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,305
Where did you get that?

319
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:01,444
From a biker friend of
mine. I did him a favor once.

320
00:14:01,544 --> 00:14:02,646
What kind of favor?

321
00:14:02,746 --> 00:14:03,448
You really wanna know?

322
00:14:03,548 --> 00:14:04,816
Nuh-uh.

323
00:14:04,851 --> 00:14:08,058
Okay, so I just-
how exactly-

324
00:14:11,164 --> 00:14:12,166
Mr. Monk, why don't you just wait here?

325
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:12,969
I can do this.

326
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,136
No! No, no, no.

327
00:14:14,171 --> 00:14:15,674
When I talk to Leland, I...

328
00:14:15,774 --> 00:14:18,980
I have to tell him that
I checked it out myself.

329
00:14:19,015 --> 00:14:20,400
Okay, then let's do it.

330
00:14:20,435 --> 00:14:21,752
Yeah, I don't think so.

331
00:14:21,787 --> 00:14:22,989
Brand-new, straight from the factory,

332
00:14:23,089 --> 00:14:24,492
nobody's even worn it.

333
00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:27,763
Eh...

334
00:14:27,798 --> 00:14:28,700
Mr. Monk, if you don't put it on,

335
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,506
bugs are going to fly into your mouth.

336
00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:32,575
Can't you just avoid them?

337
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:33,610
I can't avoid the bugs.

338
00:14:33,645 --> 00:14:34,577
Sure you can.

339
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:36,716
You see a bug. Zigzag.

340
00:14:36,816 --> 00:14:38,386
See another bug. Zig. Zag.

341
00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:40,024
If you don't put it on, we're not going.

342
00:14:48,742 --> 00:14:49,844
What's so funny?

343
00:14:49,879 --> 00:14:50,911
Oh, nothing, sorry.

344
00:14:50,946 --> 00:14:53,451
I was just thinking about something else.

345
00:14:53,486 --> 00:14:54,454
You look great.

346
00:14:54,554 --> 00:14:56,458
Here you go. Hop on.

347
00:14:57,259 --> 00:14:59,463
Would you stop
- stop laughing.

348
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:00,365
Would you, please?

349
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,833
Ah...

350
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,574
All right. Born to be mild.

351
00:15:04,609 --> 00:15:05,943
Oh, that's funny.

352
00:15:05,978 --> 00:15:08,783
Yeah, yeah, instead of
wild, then you said mild.

353
00:15:08,883 --> 00:15:10,451
That's... that's hilarious.

354
00:15:10,486 --> 00:15:13,393
Okay, we're here at Linda's house.

355
00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:15,897
She had 20 minutes to get there, so...

356
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,202
you're really gonna have to haul bottom.

357
00:15:18,237 --> 00:15:19,322
Haul bottom?

358
00:15:19,357 --> 00:15:20,407
It's biker talk.

359
00:15:20,507 --> 00:15:22,711
It just means don't stop for anything.

360
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,382
All right? Got it.

361
00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:26,018
All right, hold on.

362
00:15:26,053 --> 00:15:28,140
To what?

363
00:15:28,175 --> 00:15:30,192
To me.

364
00:15:30,227 --> 00:15:32,195
I'm-I-I'm
okay.

365
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:33,734
Mr. Monk, you're gonna fall off the seat.

366
00:15:33,835 --> 00:15:35,037
I know what I'm doing, okay?

367
00:15:35,137 --> 00:15:37,643
I'll just lean forward. It's
called weight displacement.

368
00:15:37,678 --> 00:15:39,346
We're wasting valuable time.

369
00:15:39,381 --> 00:15:42,051
Let's do it. Ready.

370
00:15:42,753 --> 00:15:44,757
And... go!

371
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,667
Are you all right?

372
00:15:51,069 --> 00:15:53,174
Wipes! Wipes.

373
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,235
Well?

374
00:17:28,270 --> 00:17:29,873
Could she have done it?

375
00:17:29,908 --> 00:17:30,439
Done what?

376
00:17:30,474 --> 00:17:33,145
Mr. Monk, check the stopwatch!

377
00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:36,086
An hour and five minutes. Not even close.

378
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,990
So... just remind me.

379
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,594
The captain's girlfriend.
She couldn't have done it.

380
00:17:39,629 --> 00:17:40,295
We just proved it.

381
00:17:40,395 --> 00:17:42,449
Right! Linda.

382
00:17:42,484 --> 00:17:44,468
Thank God.

383
00:17:44,503 --> 00:17:46,006
She couldn't have done it.

384
00:17:46,507 --> 00:17:50,079
Oh, what a relief. She didn't do it.

385
00:17:50,115 --> 00:17:53,422
Natalie, I have never
been happier to be wrong.

386
00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:58,633
Oh... no.

387
00:17:58,668 --> 00:17:59,334
Huh?

388
00:18:31,821 --> 00:18:32,685
Captain!

389
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,784
Hey, what are you guys doing here?

390
00:18:33,819 --> 00:18:36,067
Oh, we're waiting for
you. You got a minute?

391
00:18:36,101 --> 00:18:38,315
Not really, I'm supposed
to meet Linda in...

392
00:18:38,349 --> 00:18:39,977
five minutes ago.

393
00:18:40,014 --> 00:18:41,511
She's still working through what happened.

394
00:18:41,546 --> 00:18:43,108
I hate to leave her alone.

395
00:18:44,007 --> 00:18:46,309
Yeah, we have some news, some good news.

396
00:18:46,408 --> 00:18:47,571
Yeah. We have good news.

397
00:18:47,606 --> 00:18:49,804
We think we know who killed Sean Corcoran.

398
00:18:49,839 --> 00:18:52,501
That's great. That was fast.

399
00:18:52,601 --> 00:18:53,301
Yeah.

400
00:18:53,401 --> 00:18:55,998
This individual has a motive...

401
00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:56,897
Good. Motive is good.

402
00:18:56,997 --> 00:19:00,792
Owns a shotgun, and
had access to the house.

403
00:19:01,093 --> 00:19:03,191
Well, let's pick him up. What's his name?

404
00:19:08,385 --> 00:19:10,382
Monk, the suspect has a name, right?

405
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:14,079
And what is that name?

406
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,677
I can't.

407
00:19:23,072 --> 00:19:24,834
Linda.

408
00:19:24,869 --> 00:19:26,369
Linda Fusco.

409
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:36,523
That's hilarious.

410
00:19:36,558 --> 00:19:38,357
You got me. That's good.

411
00:19:38,391 --> 00:19:39,723
Ha! That's rich.

412
00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:41,054
See you guys maņana.

413
00:19:41,154 --> 00:19:43,318
Captain?

414
00:19:43,353 --> 00:19:45,201
He's not joking.

415
00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:47,048
He never jokes.

416
00:19:49,246 --> 00:19:51,894
That's true.

417
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:54,507
She's the guy.

418
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,404
No, no-wait. She...

419
00:19:56,439 --> 00:19:57,987
She was at home. We talked to her.

420
00:19:58,023 --> 00:19:59,502
She was 30 miles away from the thing.

421
00:19:59,536 --> 00:20:01,634
Captain, she made a point
of mentioning the time.

422
00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:03,533
It was 7:00, remember?

423
00:20:03,731 --> 00:20:05,630
We were her alibi.

424
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:08,294
How?

425
00:20:08,328 --> 00:20:09,828
I don't know how.

426
00:20:09,927 --> 00:20:11,125
But she's the guy.

427
00:20:11,225 --> 00:20:12,889
Captain...

428
00:20:12,924 --> 00:20:14,322
we found this at the scene.

429
00:20:14,621 --> 00:20:15,721
Hibiscus.

430
00:20:15,821 --> 00:20:17,484
Linda was putting a flower just like it

431
00:20:17,519 --> 00:20:21,515
in her hair the night
Sean Corcoran was killed.

432
00:20:21,816 --> 00:20:22,913
A lot of people...

433
00:20:24,713 --> 00:20:26,411
I can't believe we're
having this discussion.

434
00:20:26,445 --> 00:20:27,076
I can't either.

435
00:20:27,110 --> 00:20:27,909
Well, what about the lunatic?

436
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,807
The, uh, the client
that wrote those letters?

437
00:20:29,842 --> 00:20:31,272
Have you even looked at her?

438
00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:32,704
Captain, this isn't easy for me.

439
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:35,470
Oh, really?

440
00:20:35,505 --> 00:20:38,200
What is?

441
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,929
You're talking about
the woman I love, Monk.

442
00:20:40,098 --> 00:20:42,786
I know. I know.

443
00:20:44,613 --> 00:20:47,339
I think I know what's going on here.

444
00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:50,858
You look at me, and you can't stand it.

445
00:20:51,036 --> 00:20:52,955
I have what you want.

446
00:20:53,134 --> 00:20:57,920
A badge, a woman, a life.

447
00:20:58,379 --> 00:20:59,269
That's true. But-

448
00:20:59,389 --> 00:21:00,538
But nothing!

449
00:21:00,698 --> 00:21:03,755
This is not my problem,
Monk. This is your problem.

450
00:21:03,914 --> 00:21:05,175
You deal with it.

451
00:21:05,304 --> 00:21:06,363
All right, look. Why don't we-

452
00:21:06,513 --> 00:21:08,171
Why don't we talk to a neutral party?

453
00:21:08,321 --> 00:21:09,660
We could call the Marin County D. A.-

454
00:21:09,829 --> 00:21:11,976
I am done talking! I am done talking.

455
00:21:12,136 --> 00:21:14,015
But I'm gonna do you a favor, Monk.

456
00:21:14,175 --> 00:21:15,843
For old time's sake.

457
00:21:15,993 --> 00:21:18,820
I'm gonna forget that you said anything.

458
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,628
This never happened.

459
00:21:23,655 --> 00:21:25,064
Okay?

460
00:21:26,631 --> 00:21:28,041
Now, if you'll excuse me,

461
00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:31,109
my girlfriend is very upset.

462
00:21:57,184 --> 00:21:59,146
You don't mind if we record this, right?

463
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:00,776
It's your party.

464
00:22:00,925 --> 00:22:02,915
For the record, your
name is Helen Hubbert.

465
00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:06,528
You teach physical education
at Edge Park Middle School.

466
00:22:06,967 --> 00:22:09,107
So you must be in pretty good shape.

467
00:22:09,226 --> 00:22:09,837
I guess.

468
00:22:10,006 --> 00:22:10,957
How tall are you, Ms. Hubbert?

469
00:22:11,148 --> 00:22:12,168
5'8".

470
00:22:14,349 --> 00:22:16,238
I understand you bought
a house from Sean Corcoran

471
00:22:16,389 --> 00:22:18,229
last year, is that correct?

472
00:22:18,479 --> 00:22:20,300
You're asking about those letters I sent.

473
00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:20,990
Mm-hmm.

474
00:22:21,171 --> 00:22:22,601
I meant every damn word.

475
00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:24,361
That man lied to me.

476
00:22:24,540 --> 00:22:26,711
The roof leaks, the furnace is crap,

477
00:22:26,893 --> 00:22:28,873
and I've got carpenter
ants in both bathrooms.

478
00:22:29,034 --> 00:22:32,754
Sounds like you have very strong
feelings about Mr. Corcoran.

479
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,224
I hated his guts.

480
00:22:34,394 --> 00:22:35,854
I'm sorry about what happened, but-

481
00:22:35,965 --> 00:22:38,445
You hate his guts.

482
00:22:38,766 --> 00:22:41,235
You hate his guts.

483
00:22:42,306 --> 00:22:43,535
I notice you're wearing lipstick.

484
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,447
Do you wear lipstick every day?

485
00:22:45,617 --> 00:22:46,726
Is that a crime now?

486
00:22:46,897 --> 00:22:50,087
No, ma'am, no. A lot
of women wear lipstick.

487
00:22:50,237 --> 00:22:51,857
Doesn't mean anything.

488
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:54,610
Anything at all.

489
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:58,460
Where were ya Friday night around 7:30?

490
00:22:58,601 --> 00:22:59,350
Friday night?

491
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,101
Yeah. I was sick.

492
00:23:01,271 --> 00:23:02,751
I came home and took a sleeping pill.

493
00:23:02,902 --> 00:23:04,562
That was about 5:00.

494
00:23:04,721 --> 00:23:07,383
So, uh... you didn't see anybody,

495
00:23:07,542 --> 00:23:09,042
you didn't talk to anybody? No.

496
00:23:09,193 --> 00:23:11,254
I live alone. I just went to sleep.

497
00:23:11,394 --> 00:23:13,435
So you don't have an alibi...

498
00:23:13,585 --> 00:23:15,794
for Friday night, do you?

499
00:23:15,954 --> 00:23:17,005
I guess not.

500
00:23:17,165 --> 00:23:19,576
Do I need one?

501
00:23:19,956 --> 00:23:21,027
When we spoke on the phone,

502
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,727
you said your father was a locksmith.

503
00:23:22,787 --> 00:23:23,516
That's right.

504
00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:25,308
And you used to work in his store.

505
00:23:25,457 --> 00:23:27,698
A couple of summers in high school.

506
00:23:27,869 --> 00:23:29,828
So you could pick a lock.

507
00:23:29,988 --> 00:23:32,199
If I had to, I guess.

508
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:33,739
Excuse me.

509
00:23:33,908 --> 00:23:36,981
Could you fix the blinds, please?

510
00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:38,320
I don't feel like it.

511
00:23:38,491 --> 00:23:40,061
I wasn't talking to you. Ma'am?

512
00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:43,623
I'm gonna need you to fix
the blinds at this time.

513
00:23:43,782 --> 00:23:45,103
Who is that?

514
00:23:45,252 --> 00:23:47,622
I'm with the FBI.

515
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:49,134
In Washington.

516
00:23:49,283 --> 00:23:50,835
Stop it. D. C.

517
00:23:50,985 --> 00:23:53,955
Watching you on my computer.

518
00:23:54,435 --> 00:23:54,875
Screen.

519
00:23:55,024 --> 00:23:56,916
Don't listen to him, ma'am. He is not-

520
00:23:57,066 --> 00:23:59,066
Ma'am, I'm gonna need
you to fix the blind.

521
00:23:59,226 --> 00:23:59,917
And while you're at it,

522
00:24:00,077 --> 00:24:01,508
pick up the Styrofoam pieces

523
00:24:01,668 --> 00:24:03,957
scattered about the room.
He is not a federal agent.

524
00:24:04,117 --> 00:24:05,159
Yes, he-I am.

525
00:24:05,338 --> 00:24:06,168
No, he's not.

526
00:24:06,338 --> 00:24:07,279
He's an ex-cop

527
00:24:07,448 --> 00:24:09,169
who hates himself and hates his life

528
00:24:09,349 --> 00:24:10,208
and isn't happy unless

529
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:12,490
everybody else is as miserable as he is!

530
00:24:12,650 --> 00:24:14,210
Ms. Hubbert, I'm sure you
wouldn't want us to inform

531
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,032
the school board about your
little drinking problem.

532
00:24:17,173 --> 00:24:18,892
What? I mean, how-

533
00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:19,753
How? How?

534
00:24:19,923 --> 00:24:21,062
We're the FBI, that's how!

535
00:24:21,161 --> 00:24:23,443
Oh, for God's sakes, he can
see the flask in your pocket.

536
00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:24,784
And Ms. Hubbert, I'm
sure you wouldn't want

537
00:24:24,953 --> 00:24:26,664
the IRS to know about your second job.

538
00:24:26,824 --> 00:24:28,734
You have been moonlighting
as a waitress, haven't you?

539
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:30,795
Have you been reporting all of your tips?

540
00:24:30,956 --> 00:24:31,794
He's looking inside your purse.

541
00:24:31,945 --> 00:24:33,685
He can see your wad of singles.

542
00:24:33,855 --> 00:24:37,036
Hey! Hey, Agent Nat Lee, huh?

543
00:24:37,236 --> 00:24:39,636
Here, what do you think of that?

544
00:24:39,777 --> 00:24:42,648
Leland, you can put this woman
away for the rest of her life.

545
00:24:42,798 --> 00:24:45,389
Linda Fusco will still be guilty.

546
00:24:48,429 --> 00:24:51,170
Hey, how'd the interrogation go?

547
00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:53,800
I got a roast pig for the party.

548
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:57,243
37 pounds.

549
00:24:57,393 --> 00:24:59,492
That's big for a pig.

550
00:25:07,564 --> 00:25:09,683
Did you tell the Captain
your theory about Linda?

551
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:12,546
Yes. We did.

552
00:25:14,587 --> 00:25:15,228
How'd that go over?

553
00:25:15,337 --> 00:25:15,807
Leland-

554
00:25:15,956 --> 00:25:16,657
It's not Linda.

555
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:18,527
She was 30 miles away.

556
00:25:18,688 --> 00:25:20,987
It was this woman we're
holding, Helen Hubbert.

557
00:25:21,126 --> 00:25:21,959
Weren't you listening?

558
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:23,348
She has no alibi!

559
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,808
Then it can't be her.

560
00:25:24,969 --> 00:25:26,279
What the hell are you talking about?

561
00:25:26,449 --> 00:25:27,468
Think about it.

562
00:25:27,650 --> 00:25:30,271
That night, the killer
was hiding in the bathroom.

563
00:25:30,441 --> 00:25:31,921
She could've shot Corcoran any time.

564
00:25:32,121 --> 00:25:33,072
But she didn't. She waited.

565
00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:34,401
Why?

566
00:25:34,541 --> 00:25:36,831
She needed a witness.

567
00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:38,224
I don't have to listen to this.

568
00:25:38,393 --> 00:25:40,154
Yes, you do! You're a cop.

569
00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:41,874
You're the best cop I know.

570
00:25:42,023 --> 00:25:44,104
Leland, the killer needed a witness

571
00:25:44,263 --> 00:25:46,924
to confirm the exact time of the murder.

572
00:25:47,086 --> 00:25:50,175
Why? There's only one possible reason.

573
00:25:50,325 --> 00:25:53,826
The killer had an airtight alibi for 7:20.

574
00:25:53,866 --> 00:25:55,298
Now, wa-

575
00:25:55,468 --> 00:25:57,757
Because Helen Hubbert
does not have an alibi,

576
00:25:57,926 --> 00:25:59,139
it means it couldn't be her?

577
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,788
That's right.

578
00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:03,238
Her not having an alibi clears her?

579
00:26:03,421 --> 00:26:07,571
That's right. It's the best alibi of all.

580
00:26:07,991 --> 00:26:10,943
I am so glad we're not talking.

581
00:26:16,781 --> 00:26:19,403
I'm 51 years old.

582
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:22,933
She's the last chance I have.

583
00:26:29,067 --> 00:26:31,917
She's the guy.

584
00:26:34,947 --> 00:26:36,329
Whoo.

585
00:26:36,479 --> 00:26:38,559
So this is it.

586
00:26:39,009 --> 00:26:40,529
Oh.

587
00:26:40,869 --> 00:26:44,631
All new hardwood floors,
brand-new appliances.

588
00:26:44,781 --> 00:26:46,139
Oh, wow.

589
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:48,522
And the closets are great.

590
00:26:48,701 --> 00:26:49,521
Oh, wow, yeah.

591
00:26:49,681 --> 00:26:52,012
It's-it's so-
it's so homey.

592
00:26:52,182 --> 00:26:53,673
Mm, mm.

593
00:26:53,694 --> 00:26:54,884
And how much is it?

594
00:26:55,042 --> 00:26:56,363
Uh, it's 2,200.

595
00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:58,603
2,200? Yes.

596
00:26:58,902 --> 00:27:00,585
Well, you are paying for
the neighborhood, and-

597
00:27:00,754 --> 00:27:02,087
and for the schools, of course.

598
00:27:02,236 --> 00:27:03,236
Of course.

599
00:27:03,395 --> 00:27:04,795
Oh! Will you excuse me?

600
00:27:04,945 --> 00:27:06,576
Uh-huh.

601
00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:08,866
Ah...

602
00:27:09,317 --> 00:27:11,198
Oh, hi, honey.

603
00:27:11,356 --> 00:27:13,618
Yeah, back in the saddle.

604
00:27:13,768 --> 00:27:16,638
I'm showing Natalie an apartment.

605
00:27:16,790 --> 00:27:19,030
No, no, just Natalie.

606
00:27:20,470 --> 00:27:22,070
He what?

607
00:27:22,538 --> 00:27:24,801
You can't be serious.

608
00:27:26,089 --> 00:27:28,802
Can I call you back?

609
00:27:32,983 --> 00:27:34,884
Is everything okay? Yes.

610
00:27:35,034 --> 00:27:36,805
I'm-I'm fine.

611
00:27:36,934 --> 00:27:38,063
Hey, where's Adrian?

612
00:27:38,235 --> 00:27:39,966
I thought you two were always together.

613
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,816
Oh, you know, he does
something every Wednesday.

614
00:27:42,975 --> 00:27:43,845
It's Thursday.

615
00:27:44,005 --> 00:27:45,064
And Thursday.

616
00:27:45,236 --> 00:27:47,477
You know Mr. Monk. He
can't just do something.

617
00:27:47,656 --> 00:27:50,697
He has to go back the next
day and just check his work.

618
00:27:50,848 --> 00:27:51,758
Right.

619
00:27:51,907 --> 00:27:53,948
I'm sorry, I forgot I'm showing

620
00:27:54,108 --> 00:27:56,429
an apartment to someone
else downstairs, so...

621
00:27:57,159 --> 00:27:58,550
I'll be right back. Okay.

622
00:27:58,729 --> 00:28:00,471
Thanks, Linda.

623
00:30:13,877 --> 00:30:15,326
What are you doing?

624
00:30:15,976 --> 00:30:18,077
I could have you arrested.

625
00:30:18,897 --> 00:30:20,678
But you won't.

626
00:30:22,028 --> 00:30:23,928
You don't have to snoop around, Mr. Monk.

627
00:30:24,097 --> 00:30:25,487
If you want to ask me a question,

628
00:30:25,628 --> 00:30:26,869
you could just call my office.

629
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,850
Are you afraid of me?

630
00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:31,829
Oh, yeah.

631
00:30:31,991 --> 00:30:33,930
Where's the shotgun?

632
00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:35,821
What shotgun are we talking about?

633
00:30:35,992 --> 00:30:37,880
The one that was in there.

634
00:30:38,071 --> 00:30:40,643
You have a barrel cleaner and gun oil.

635
00:30:40,792 --> 00:30:44,503
My grandfather left me
his 12-gauge when he died.

636
00:30:44,654 --> 00:30:45,694
And it was stolen.

637
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:46,824
Ah.

638
00:30:46,985 --> 00:30:47,995
Did you report it?

639
00:30:48,154 --> 00:30:49,194
Of course I did.

640
00:30:49,354 --> 00:30:50,785
It would be illegal not to.

641
00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:53,105
Do you have a copy of that report?

642
00:30:53,256 --> 00:30:54,887
Of course I do.

643
00:30:55,016 --> 00:30:57,266
It's upstairs.

644
00:30:57,406 --> 00:30:59,808
In the bedroom.

645
00:31:03,808 --> 00:31:06,119
It's in here someplace.

646
00:31:07,671 --> 00:31:10,041
Is this where you talk to the captain?

647
00:31:10,192 --> 00:31:11,470
That's right.

648
00:31:11,631 --> 00:31:14,461
6:30 every night.

649
00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:17,772
Leland told me that you're
becoming obsessed with me.

650
00:31:17,923 --> 00:31:21,802
To tell you the truth,
I'm a little flattered.

651
00:31:24,054 --> 00:31:26,393
I know about your wife.

652
00:31:28,005 --> 00:31:29,884
About what happened.

653
00:31:30,045 --> 00:31:32,006
You miss her.

654
00:31:32,237 --> 00:31:35,207
You are obviously in a lot of pain.

655
00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:36,947
And pain like that can make it difficult

656
00:31:37,097 --> 00:31:37,888
to think-

657
00:31:38,038 --> 00:31:39,168
Well...

658
00:31:39,338 --> 00:31:41,459
to think clearly.

659
00:31:41,669 --> 00:31:43,929
I wish there was something
I could do to help.

660
00:31:44,089 --> 00:31:45,669
The report.

661
00:31:45,831 --> 00:31:47,531
Oh, I can't find it. I've misplaced it.

662
00:31:47,699 --> 00:31:48,982
I'm-I'm very forgetful.

663
00:31:49,131 --> 00:31:51,950
Mm, no, you're not.

664
00:31:53,982 --> 00:31:55,331
What are you doing?

665
00:31:55,521 --> 00:31:56,372
Negotiating.

666
00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:58,282
Well, you're a bad girlfriend.

667
00:31:58,444 --> 00:31:59,262
Maybe.

668
00:31:59,433 --> 00:32:02,533
But I am a very good negotiator.

669
00:32:02,694 --> 00:32:05,726
I'm probably the best negotiator
in Northern California.

670
00:32:05,886 --> 00:32:08,235
And I think that it's time
that we close this deal.

671
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:09,345
Leland is my friend!

672
00:32:09,496 --> 00:32:11,936
My best friend, my only friend, really.

673
00:32:12,107 --> 00:32:14,307
There was this guy
last year-Ke-no-

674
00:32:14,477 --> 00:32:16,928
Hal. Hal Tucker.

675
00:32:17,058 --> 00:32:18,318
You know, we went to a hockey game,

676
00:32:18,337 --> 00:32:19,238
but he's in prison now.

677
00:32:19,429 --> 00:32:21,379
I think he was using me. I'm pretty sure-

678
00:32:21,519 --> 00:32:24,280
Well, what Leland doesn't
know won't hurt him.

679
00:32:24,429 --> 00:32:25,750
That's not true.

680
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,851
That is not true. This will kill him.

681
00:32:35,732 --> 00:32:38,194
Are you looking for something?

682
00:32:39,803 --> 00:32:43,334
Why don't you come on
over here and search me?

683
00:32:51,877 --> 00:32:53,736
Sorry, she must've figured it out!

684
00:32:53,936 --> 00:32:54,817
Go, go, just go!

685
00:32:54,968 --> 00:32:55,939
Are you okay? What happened?

686
00:32:56,098 --> 00:32:56,699
Did she have a gun?

687
00:32:56,878 --> 00:32:59,090
No, no. Are my eyes bleeding?

688
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:00,350
Natalie...

689
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:02,049
She did it. She definitely did it!

690
00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:04,251
And I-I know how she did it. Go!

691
00:33:04,401 --> 00:33:06,171
Just go!

692
00:33:15,347 --> 00:33:18,067
See? It's all in the hands.

693
00:33:18,698 --> 00:33:20,957
Every movement tells a story.

694
00:33:21,118 --> 00:33:23,808
This means palm tree.

695
00:33:23,970 --> 00:33:26,869
This is shark. Shark.

696
00:33:28,450 --> 00:33:31,009
Rain. Rain.

697
00:33:31,161 --> 00:33:32,131
Hey, Randy!

698
00:33:32,281 --> 00:33:34,091
What does this mean?

699
00:33:34,241 --> 00:33:36,592
Yeah, well, we all know
what that means, Sergeant.

700
00:33:36,751 --> 00:33:37,951
How about this?

701
00:33:38,493 --> 00:33:40,651
What about this?

702
00:33:40,961 --> 00:33:42,081
Okay, you know what?

703
00:33:42,283 --> 00:33:44,711
That's not in the hula spirit at all.

704
00:33:44,872 --> 00:33:45,862
If Hawaii looks anything like this,

705
00:33:46,023 --> 00:33:48,113
I'm not getting off the plane.

706
00:33:48,281 --> 00:33:50,063
So how's the investigation going?

707
00:33:50,223 --> 00:33:52,851
So far, we've hit a dead
end, but we'll catch a break.

708
00:33:53,033 --> 00:33:54,084
We always do.

709
00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:56,765
Say, this would look really cute on you.

710
00:33:59,414 --> 00:34:00,845
Mm.

711
00:34:02,505 --> 00:34:04,175
Have you talked to Monk?

712
00:34:05,786 --> 00:34:07,596
Uh, he's been leaving messages.

713
00:34:07,755 --> 00:34:10,405
I'll call him back when I calm down.

714
00:34:10,555 --> 00:34:12,616
Maybe next year.

715
00:34:13,496 --> 00:34:16,536
Well, it's just that,
uh, something happened.

716
00:34:16,727 --> 00:34:20,338
Yesterday, when I came home, he was there.

717
00:34:20,838 --> 00:34:22,338
Monk?

718
00:34:22,489 --> 00:34:24,370
And he was crazy.

719
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,649
He was accusing me of
the most horrible things.

720
00:34:26,829 --> 00:34:28,979
I told him to leave you alone.

721
00:34:29,149 --> 00:34:29,660
I'll take care of it.

722
00:34:29,809 --> 00:34:31,619
I'll get a restraining order if I have to.

723
00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:33,519
Leland...

724
00:34:33,890 --> 00:34:36,290
he was touching me.

725
00:34:36,830 --> 00:34:38,350
Monk?

726
00:34:38,521 --> 00:34:39,461
And he said that

727
00:34:39,601 --> 00:34:41,511
he would set me up and
frame me for the murder

728
00:34:41,671 --> 00:34:44,161
if I didn't sleep with him.

729
00:34:46,771 --> 00:34:49,593
Adrian Monk wanted to sleep with you?

730
00:34:50,472 --> 00:34:52,573
Is that so hard to believe?

731
00:34:58,574 --> 00:35:01,175
Ha ha! All right.

732
00:35:01,336 --> 00:35:01,865
Lower, lower, lower.

733
00:35:02,004 --> 00:35:04,084
All right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

734
00:35:04,265 --> 00:35:05,286
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

735
00:35:05,454 --> 00:35:06,965
Oh, Natalie, uh...

736
00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:10,505
Sorry, Captain said
that Monk isn't invited.

737
00:35:11,016 --> 00:35:12,636
I feel terrible.

738
00:35:12,805 --> 00:35:14,015
It's like a divorce.

739
00:35:14,175 --> 00:35:15,807
It's always the kids who get hurt.

740
00:35:15,966 --> 00:35:16,987
Who are the kids?

741
00:35:17,156 --> 00:35:18,058
Me and you.

742
00:35:18,228 --> 00:35:19,528
Well, Mr. Monk isn't here.

743
00:35:19,698 --> 00:35:20,986
It's just me.

744
00:35:21,148 --> 00:35:23,268
You don't have a problem with me, do you?

745
00:35:25,519 --> 00:35:27,168
No.

746
00:35:33,008 --> 00:35:35,870
No, keep going, keep going.

747
00:35:44,361 --> 00:35:46,671
Uh, hello. Um, excuse me?

748
00:35:46,822 --> 00:35:48,673
Thank you, um...

749
00:35:48,841 --> 00:35:51,742
I have a little surprise
for the two of you.

750
00:35:51,912 --> 00:35:54,934
If you would just come
with me for one minute.

751
00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:56,641
Come on, Captain.

752
00:35:58,144 --> 00:35:59,124
Come on.

753
00:35:59,284 --> 00:36:00,832
All right, everybody.

754
00:36:02,564 --> 00:36:04,563
Hello? Hello.

755
00:36:04,714 --> 00:36:05,895
Hello, can you see me?

756
00:36:06,063 --> 00:36:07,866
Yes, Mr. Monk, we can see you.

757
00:36:08,155 --> 00:36:10,005
Don't-don't touch anything.

758
00:36:10,164 --> 00:36:11,233
No, Mr. Monk, it's fine.

759
00:36:11,385 --> 00:36:13,126
Look, here I am.

760
00:36:13,286 --> 00:36:16,188
Yeah, but don't-don't
touch it, it's fine.

761
00:36:16,696 --> 00:36:19,615
Okay, so, um, everybody's here.

762
00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:20,676
Including the captain.

763
00:36:20,857 --> 00:36:22,568
Yeah, and me. Hey, Monk!

764
00:36:22,737 --> 00:36:24,228
Is that Randy? What are you wearing?

765
00:36:24,398 --> 00:36:26,098
Police tape. Where are you?

766
00:36:26,249 --> 00:36:26,977
That's her bedroom.

767
00:36:27,148 --> 00:36:29,007
So it would appear

768
00:36:29,167 --> 00:36:32,859
Linda was playing some music, remember?

769
00:36:32,999 --> 00:36:34,849
You see? I told you. He was stalking me.

770
00:36:34,998 --> 00:36:36,109
Now, can't you do anything?

771
00:36:36,290 --> 00:36:38,298
Leland! Leland.

772
00:36:38,457 --> 00:36:41,011
I've been trying to call you all day.

773
00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:45,430
Something I have to show
you. I know how she did it.

774
00:36:45,690 --> 00:36:46,230
Leland.

775
00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:49,211
Please, just get me out of here.

776
00:36:49,351 --> 00:36:51,200
Please, I can't take this anymore.

777
00:36:51,362 --> 00:36:52,332
Let's just go. Right now.

778
00:36:52,473 --> 00:36:53,582
Let's just go
- go to the airport.

779
00:36:53,731 --> 00:36:54,952
We can't leave now.
We've got reservations.

780
00:36:55,113 --> 00:36:57,342
Oh, forget Hawaii. Let's just-

781
00:36:57,834 --> 00:36:59,402
Let's just disappear.

782
00:36:59,563 --> 00:37:01,202
We can start over.

783
00:37:01,384 --> 00:37:04,373
Maybe South America. Maybe Venezuela.

784
00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:06,523
Listen...

785
00:37:10,104 --> 00:37:11,284
Do you hear that?

786
00:37:11,435 --> 00:37:13,875
I think it's coming from down there.

787
00:37:41,359 --> 00:37:43,629
You can turn that off.

788
00:37:47,510 --> 00:37:48,050
That's your bedroom.

789
00:37:48,201 --> 00:37:49,861
It's not her bedroom.

790
00:37:50,020 --> 00:37:53,272
It's a replica. It's a duplicate.

791
00:37:53,412 --> 00:37:54,971
Here's what happened.

792
00:37:55,141 --> 00:37:58,021
You rented this truck
under your maiden name

793
00:37:58,192 --> 00:37:59,642
and went to work.

794
00:37:59,822 --> 00:38:01,692
You duplicated everything.

795
00:38:01,843 --> 00:38:03,994
The furniture, the computer, the curtains,

796
00:38:04,144 --> 00:38:05,393
even the pictures.

797
00:38:05,553 --> 00:38:07,714
You must've been planning it for months.

798
00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:10,235
You began talking to
the captain every night,

799
00:38:10,394 --> 00:38:12,785
from your bedroom at 6:30.

800
00:38:13,013 --> 00:38:14,684
Except for last Friday.

801
00:38:14,843 --> 00:38:17,355
Last Friday, you were
talking from a parking lot

802
00:38:17,515 --> 00:38:20,265
a couple of blocks from
that house in Novato,

803
00:38:20,414 --> 00:38:22,966
from a robot... uh, satellite.

804
00:38:23,105 --> 00:38:24,055
Wireless internet.

805
00:38:24,195 --> 00:38:25,245
Whatever.

806
00:38:25,406 --> 00:38:27,697
That night, you chatted with the captain

807
00:38:27,867 --> 00:38:28,947
like you always did.

808
00:38:29,087 --> 00:38:30,678
You fooled him.

809
00:38:30,827 --> 00:38:34,018
You fooled me. You fooled everybody.

810
00:38:34,568 --> 00:38:37,779
At 7:00, you signed off
and snuck into the house.

811
00:38:37,959 --> 00:38:41,088
You knew Sean Corcoran had
an appointment there at 7:15.

812
00:38:41,249 --> 00:38:46,140
All you had to do was hide and wait.

813
00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:48,269
It worked.

814
00:38:48,429 --> 00:38:51,130
Except for the part about
the truck getting towed.

815
00:38:51,270 --> 00:38:52,801
That was a tough break.

816
00:38:52,940 --> 00:38:55,050
When were you gonna go pick it up?

817
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,871
The next time Leland left town?

818
00:38:58,051 --> 00:39:00,163
How did you know?

819
00:39:07,723 --> 00:39:08,303
A pen?

820
00:39:08,464 --> 00:39:10,143
The night we talked,

821
00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:12,093
you put the pen down on the table.

822
00:39:12,244 --> 00:39:14,024
I remember.

823
00:39:14,395 --> 00:39:16,643
It rolled a little.

824
00:39:16,913 --> 00:39:20,754
Yesterday in your bedroom,
in your real bedroom,

825
00:39:20,964 --> 00:39:23,034
it didn't roll.

826
00:39:24,476 --> 00:39:26,146
It just stayed there.

827
00:39:26,327 --> 00:39:28,166
I couldn't figure it out.

828
00:39:28,796 --> 00:39:30,475
And then it hit me.

829
00:39:30,647 --> 00:39:32,348
On the night of the murder,

830
00:39:32,368 --> 00:39:36,398
your bedroom must've been on a slant.

831
00:39:37,348 --> 00:39:39,396
You parked on a hill.

832
00:39:40,789 --> 00:39:43,700
I parked on a hill.

833
00:39:47,139 --> 00:39:48,318
Leland...

834
00:39:48,479 --> 00:39:49,890
Sorry.

835
00:39:50,438 --> 00:39:52,290
Yeah, me too.

836
00:39:52,430 --> 00:39:54,481
I did this for us.

837
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:56,500
We had something.

838
00:39:56,670 --> 00:39:59,042
We had something real.

839
00:39:59,612 --> 00:40:02,513
We could've made it all the way.

840
00:40:04,321 --> 00:40:06,873
Randy?

841
00:40:55,648 --> 00:40:57,856
Here's what I can't figure.

842
00:40:58,176 --> 00:40:59,945
Was it a setup from the beginning,

843
00:40:59,980 --> 00:41:02,673
is that what it was all about?

844
00:41:05,042 --> 00:41:07,260
Did she figure a cop
would make a better alibi

845
00:41:07,422 --> 00:41:09,569
or was it for real?

846
00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:14,156
Man, it sure felt like it was for real.

847
00:41:15,045 --> 00:41:18,185
I guess I'll never know.

848
00:41:18,623 --> 00:41:21,811
Sorry, did you say something?

849
00:41:22,502 --> 00:41:24,410
No.

850
00:41:26,179 --> 00:41:28,028
You know, I think it worked out okay.

851
00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:30,147
I mean, all things considered.

852
00:41:30,316 --> 00:41:32,016
But here's what I can't
figure out, though.

853
00:41:32,165 --> 00:41:33,715
Did she really love you

854
00:41:33,884 --> 00:41:35,463
or was it a setup from the beginning?

855
00:41:35,623 --> 00:41:38,391
I mean, maybe she figured a
cop would be the perfect alibi.

856
00:41:38,550 --> 00:41:41,249
Or maybe it was the real
thing, and the plan came later.

857
00:41:41,409 --> 00:41:42,990
Something to think about, though, huh?

858
00:41:43,349 --> 00:41:44,299
Huh.

859
00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:47,327
Yup. Something to think about.

860
00:41:50,895 --> 00:41:52,702
What was that?

861
00:41:53,153 --> 00:41:55,351
That was nothing.

862
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,450
It was just a rock.

863
00:41:58,513 --> 00:42:05,450
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