1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:03,737 (woman) SIDNEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 2 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:05,139 (Sidney) OH, I DIDN'T TELL YOU? I HAVE A LECTURE. 3 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:07,141 ANOTHER LECTURE? 4 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:09,143 GONNA HAVE YOU ON THE FACULTY. 5 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:11,312 I DON'T MIND. IT'S GOOD TO GIVE BACK. 6 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,247 YOU DON'T OWE THEM ANYTHING. 7 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:15,283 JUST GAVE THEM A HALF-MILLION DOLLARS LAST YEAR. 8 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:17,151 THAT'S JUST WRITING A CHECK. 9 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:18,286 I WON'T BE LATE. I'LL TRY NOT TO WAKE YOU. 10 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:20,188 YOU CAN WAKE ME. 11 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:24,292 GOOD NIGHT, MARIA. 12 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:28,396 GOOD NIGHT, CAROLYN. 13 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:29,797 HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING, SIR. 14 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,265 MRS. DANVERS. 15 00:00:31,299 --> 00:00:32,633 [door shuts] 16 00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:33,667 (man) GOOD EVENING, SIR. WE ALL SET? 17 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,736 (Sidney) YEAH, I THINK I'LL DRIVE MYSELF TONIGHT. 18 00:00:35,769 --> 00:00:36,804 (man) YOU WANT THE VOLVO? 19 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:38,772 NO, I THINK I'LL TAKE THE FORD. 20 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,341 I'LL BRING IT AROUND. THANK YOU. 21 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,110 [car door shuts] 22 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:47,281 [George Thorogood's Bad To The Bone plays] 23 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:50,084 * BAD TO THE BONE 24 00:00:50,118 --> 00:00:52,386 * BAD TO THE BONE 25 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,822 * B-B-B-B-B-BAD 26 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:57,258 * B-B-B-B-B-BAD 27 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,593 * B-B-B-B-B-BAD 28 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:02,196 * BAD TO THE BONE 29 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:04,632 * I BROKE A THOUSAND HEARTS 30 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,134 * BEFORE I MET YOU * 31 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:07,168 [music stops] 32 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:26,420 [woman laughs] 33 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:30,591 (woman) SO WHAT DID YOU THINK? 34 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:31,825 (man) OH, I HATE TO GO FIRST. 35 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,694 TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT. 36 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:34,695 I LIKED IT. I LIKED IT TOO. 37 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:36,830 (man) I REALLY LIKED THAT ACTRESS. 38 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:37,831 WHAT WAS HER NAME AGAIN? 39 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,267 (woman) UH, JEAN SOMETHING. 40 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,404 OKAY, WHERE'S MY CAR? 41 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:44,838 (woman) I THINK IT'S OVER THERE. 42 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,174 GIMME YOUR WALLET! AH! 43 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:47,908 NOW! 44 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,377 OKAY, EVERYTHING'S COOL. 45 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,978 DON'T BE A HERO. 46 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:55,849 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU-- 47 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,756 [woman shudders] 48 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:07,661 [upbeat jazz music] 49 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:15,703 * 50 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,518 [street noise] 51 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,333 [ATM beeps] 52 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:25,339 [beeping] 53 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:54,502 [door slams] 54 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:58,372 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS 55 00:03:58,406 --> 00:03:59,473 TO BE A SINGLE PARENT? 56 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:01,275 UM, NO. 57 00:04:01,309 --> 00:04:04,712 MY PAYCHECK BOUNCED, ADRIAN. 58 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:05,913 THE LAMP. 59 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,047 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 60 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,750 JUST HAVE TO SWEEP IT UP. 61 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,885 NO, I AM TALKING ABOUT THE MONEY! 62 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,721 I THOUGHT LEO OTTERMAN PAID US. 63 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:14,788 HE GAVE ME AN I.O.U. 64 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:15,856 HE SAID HE WAS A LITTLE SHORT. 65 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:16,690 NO N-N-NO. 66 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:19,460 LEO OTTERMAN IS NOT A LITTLE SHORT. 67 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,962 WE JUST RECOVERED ONE OF HIS PICASSO PAINTINGS 68 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:24,732 THAT IS WORTH OVER $2 MILLION. 69 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,634 HE SAID HE WASN'T LIQUID OR WHATEVER. 70 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,437 HE HAD SOME CASH FLOW THING. 71 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,872 ADRIAN-- [door opens] 72 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:32,973 THIS IS A BUSINESS 73 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:34,875 WITH CLIENTS AND EXPENSES. 74 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:37,545 I KNOW MONEY DOESN'T MATTER ON PLANET MONK 75 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:39,980 BUT I HAVE A KID THAT EXPECTS THREE MEALS A DAY 76 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:43,817 AND SOMETIMES GETS SICK. 77 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:46,420 IF YOU MISS ANOTHER PAYCHECK, I'M QUITTING. 78 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,722 THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, 79 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:50,057 SO I'M GONNA SAY IT AGAIN. 80 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:53,494 IF YOU MISS ONE MORE PAYCHECK, 81 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:54,762 I'M QUITTING. [phone rings] 82 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:55,796 WOULD YOU HOLD THAT? 83 00:04:58,466 --> 00:04:59,967 HELLO? 84 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,934 BETTER BE A JOB. 85 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:03,371 [helicopter whirring] 86 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:06,474 [sirens and chattering] 87 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,041 NOW DON'T GIVE IN, OKAY? 88 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:10,978 A 10% RAISE ISN'T ASKING FOR TOO MUCH. 89 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,079 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 90 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,582 10%, YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. 91 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,917 AND DON'T SOLVE ANYTHING UNTIL THEY AGREE. 92 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,386 AS SOON AS YOU TELL 'EM WHO DID IT, 93 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:19,720 WE LOSE OUR LEVERAGE. 94 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:22,456 YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT--CAPTAIN! 95 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,624 I SEE THE CIRCUS IS IN TOWN. 96 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,858 (Stottlemeyer) OH, YEAH. 97 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,660 IT'S GONNA GET A LOT WORSE. 98 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,929 CAPTAIN, ADRIAN WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OUR FEE. 99 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:29,963 THAT THE SHOOTER? 100 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:30,998 YEAH, ARCHIE MODINE. 101 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:32,500 HE'S AN EX-COP. 102 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,101 HE WAS SECOND LIEUTENANT IN PALO ALTO. 103 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:35,102 I ALREADY CHECKED HIM OUT. 104 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,004 HE'S A STRAIGHT-UP GOOD COP. 105 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:39,840 NOW HE'S THE HEAD OF SECURITY AT CK PHARMACEUTICALS. 106 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:41,509 UH, CAPTAIN, ABOUT OUR FEE-- 107 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,143 SHARONA. WE WANNA TALK-- 108 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,513 SHARONA, PLEASE. WALK ME THROUGH IT. 109 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:48,148 (Stottlemeyer) IT'S PRETTY ROUTINE UNTIL WE GET TO THE PUNCHLINE. 110 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:52,553 MODINE AND HIS DATE ARE WALKING TO THEIR CAR 111 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:53,554 OVER HERE. 112 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:56,089 THE PERP IS OVER HERE. 113 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:58,392 THE PERP POPS OUT WITH A KNIFE. 114 00:05:58,426 --> 00:06:01,595 MODINE PULLS OUT HIS PIECE, .38 CALIBER-- 115 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,864 I ALREADY CALLED. HE'S LICENSED. 116 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:04,898 BANG, BANG, BANG, 117 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:05,833 THREE IN THE CHEST. 118 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:07,835 SO I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION. 119 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,570 WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 120 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,705 HERE COMES THE PUNCHLINE. 121 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:15,042 OUR PERP IS SIDNEY TEAL. 122 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:17,878 THE COMPUTER GUY? 123 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:20,581 GET OUT OF TOWN. 124 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,550 TAKE A LOOK. 125 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:30,891 THAT'S WHAT $5 BILLION LOOKS LIKE. 126 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:33,761 GET OUT OF TOWN! 127 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:36,564 (Monk) WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WAS HE DOING? 128 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:41,835 I THINK MAYBE THAT THIS IS HOW HE GOT HIS KICKS. 129 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:43,437 THAT KIND OF MONEY CAN MAKE A PERSON CRAZY. 130 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:45,506 YEAH, I WOULDN'T KNOW. 131 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,107 YEAH, RIGHT? 132 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,109 ANYWAY, THAT'S MY THEORY. 133 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,978 IF YOU'VE GOT A BETTER ONE, I'D REALLY LIKE TO HEAR IT. 134 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:53,547 WELL-- NO, NO. 135 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,649 CAPTAIN, WE CAN'T START WORKING 136 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:57,485 UNTIL WE TALK ABOUT OUR FEE. 137 00:06:57,518 --> 00:07:01,722 SHARONA, COULD YOU GIVE ME A SECOND HERE? 138 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:02,956 YOU KNOW THIS IS INSANE. 139 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:04,858 YEAH, IT'S CRAZY. IT GETS CRAZIER. 140 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:08,896 CHECK THIS OUT. 141 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,030 GUY'S WEARING KNEE PADS. 142 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:11,131 KNEE PADS? 143 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:12,633 YEAH, AND HE'S GOT ELBOW PADS. 144 00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:16,570 WAS HE PLANNING ON GOING ROLLERBLADING AFTER? 145 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:18,038 COMING OUT OF THE THEATER-- I LIVE RIGHT UP THERE. 146 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,039 SIR, EXCUSE ME. JUST STEP BACK. 147 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:20,173 THANK YOU. 148 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:21,174 SO YOU WERE COMING OUT OF THE THEATER 149 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,209 AND HEADING TOWARDS YOUR CAR? 150 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:23,110 THAT'S RIGHT. 151 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,145 I HAD MY KEYS OUT WHICH NOW I CAN'T FIND. 152 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:27,815 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 153 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:28,882 ARE THESE YOURS? 154 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:29,983 YEAH. 155 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:32,620 THAT'S GREAT, THANKS. I APPRECIATE IT. 156 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,254 (Disher) MR. MODINE, WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? 157 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,689 HE CAME AT ME WITH A KNIFE 158 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:37,057 AND HE SAID SOMETHING. 159 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,892 HE SAID, "DON'T BE A HERO." 160 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,193 DON'T BE A HERO? 161 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,529 YEAH. 162 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:42,596 ANYWAY, I PULLED MY PIECE 163 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:43,697 AND I GOT THREE ROUNDS OFF. 164 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:44,898 GUESS HE DIDN'T REALIZE 165 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,233 HE WAS MESSING WITH THE SECOND LIEUTENANT. 166 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:47,968 I JUST LIVE RIGHT UP HERE. I SAW THE WHOLE THING. 167 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,903 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. 168 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:53,206 HEY, LIEUTENANT, IS THAT REALLY SIDNEY TEAL? 169 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,542 I'M AFRAID SO. 170 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:55,709 JEEZ. 171 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:58,746 $500 A DAY PLUS EXPENSES? 172 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,013 WELL I THINK IT'S MORE THAN FAIR. 173 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:01,114 HE'S NEVER HAD A RAISE. 174 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,784 I CAN'T AUTHORIZE AN INCREASE LIKE THIS, SHARONA. 175 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,218 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THIS DOWNTOWN. 176 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:06,954 TALK TO SHELLY BERGER, YOUR PAL. 177 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,856 YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 178 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:09,890 WE'LL DEAL WITH IT LATER. 179 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:12,225 (woman) CAN I SAY SOMETHING? 180 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:13,627 I'D LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT 181 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:15,295 AGAINST ONE OF YOUR COPS. 182 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,864 EXCUSE ME? 183 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:17,931 THERE WAS A COP STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE 184 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,967 WHO SAW THE ENTIRE THING. 185 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,168 AFTER ARCHIE SHOT THE GUY, 186 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,903 THE COP JUST TURNED AND RAN AWAY. 187 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,838 DID YOU GET A BADGE NUMBER? 188 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:25,839 I'M AFRAID I DIDN'T. 189 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:26,940 CAPTAIN-- 190 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:28,609 (male reporter) CAPTAIN, DO YOU HAVE A POLICY 191 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:30,043 FOR A POLICE OFFICER JUST TO FLEE LIKE THAT? 192 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:32,880 I HAVE NO COMMENT BECAUSE IT'S RIDICULOUS. 193 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:35,248 THERE IS NOT AN OFFICER ON THIS FORCE 194 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,217 THAT WOULD RUN AWAY FROM THE SCENE OF A CRIME. 195 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,919 IT IS INCONCEIVABLE. 196 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:39,887 (woman) I KNOW WHAT I SAW. 197 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,789 HE RAN AWAY! 198 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:42,756 I SAW IT TOO. HE RAN AWAY. 199 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:45,192 CAPTAIN, WHY WOULD AN OFFICER FLEE THE SCENE? 200 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:48,896 ARE YOU COVERING SOMETHING UP? WHAT'S GOING ON? 201 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,931 (Monk) SPEED LIMIT'S 35. 202 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:51,865 (Sharona) I AM GOING 35. 203 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:54,034 37--38 NOW. 204 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,103 WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST HOLD OUT FOR THE RAISE? 205 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,572 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FOLDED LIKE A CHEAP SUIT. 206 00:08:58,606 --> 00:08:59,973 TENT--FOR THE RECORD, 207 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,208 I FOLDED LIKE A CHEAP TENT. 208 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,242 DID YOU CALL LEO OTTERMAN? 209 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,977 I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO REACH HIM. 210 00:09:04,011 --> 00:09:04,945 YIELD. THE SIGN SAYS YIELD. 211 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,014 OKAY, THERE'S NOBODY THERE. 212 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,081 [squeaking sound] 213 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,917 I MEAN YOU'RE THE BEST DETECTIVE IN THE FREE WORLD 214 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,084 AND YOU CAN'T FIND ONE DEADBEAT CLIENT? 215 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,820 WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 216 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,688 IT'S THE ALTERNATOR. 217 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:16,289 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE IT FIXED? 218 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,258 [squeaking sound] OH. 219 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:21,094 OKAY, HERE'S PLAN B. 220 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,931 WE ARE GONNA SOLVE THIS CASE AS FAST AS WE CAN, OKAY? 221 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:27,067 A BILLIONAIRE WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS WENT CRAZY. 222 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,202 I DON'T KNOW. WHAT ABOUT THE KNEE PADS? 223 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,938 NO-NO-NO-NO, FORGET THE KNEE PADS. 224 00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,740 A BILLIONAIRE WENT CRAZY AND THAT'S IT. 225 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,975 WE'RE GONNA TAKE SOME CREDIT FOR IT THIS TIME, 226 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,109 GET A LITTLE PUBLICITY, 227 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,911 AND THEN I'M GONNA CALL SHELDON BERGER 228 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,112 IN THE MAYOR'S OFFICE 229 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,881 AND DEMAND A 10% INCREASE. 230 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:48,088 SPEAKING OF MONEY... WHOA. 231 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,957 (Sharona) WE ARE IN THE WRONG BUSINESS. 232 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,224 NOT JUST US. 233 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,193 EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD EXCEPT THIS GUY 234 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,629 IS IN THE WRONG BUSINESS. 235 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:58,666 WE'RE BUILDING A GUEST HOUSE IN THE BACK YARD. 236 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,801 I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET WITH AN ARCHITECT TODAY. 237 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:04,972 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID INSTEAD? 238 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,140 I MADE FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS. 239 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,309 I KNOW IT'S A TERRIBLE TIME, MRS. TEAL. 240 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,879 WE-- 241 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:14,147 WE JUST HAVE A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS. 242 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,984 YEAH, UM, THE POLICE THINK 243 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,252 THAT SIDNEY WAS HAVING A MID-LIFE CRISIS. 244 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,120 THAT'S TRUE. 245 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:22,322 IT STARTED ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO. 246 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:25,893 SIDNEY JUST CHANGED. 247 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,327 HE STARTED TRYING NEW THINGS, 248 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,396 CRAZY THINGS. 249 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:31,331 RENTING MOTORCYCLES, 250 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,701 BUNGEE JUMPING, 251 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,035 SKYDIVING. 252 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,337 HE SAID HE LOVED THE RUSH OF IT. 253 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,972 HE LOVED THE RUSH? 254 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:41,975 WELL I USED TO SAY I MARRIED BATMAN. 255 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:45,112 I NEVER IMAGINED IN A MILLION YEARS 256 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,147 THAT HE'D DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS. 257 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,016 ROBBING SOMEONE WITH A KNIFE. 258 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:52,019 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS THINKING. 259 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:52,720 (Sharona) ADRIAN, ADRIAN, 260 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,922 BY SISTER HAS THIS SAME PAINTING 261 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:55,956 ON HER SHOWER CURTAIN. 262 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,257 HUH. 263 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:03,430 AND DID HE GO OUT OFTEN... 264 00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,032 AT NIGHT, ALONE? 265 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,767 THE POLICE ASKED ME THAT SAME QUESTION. 266 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,002 UM, RECENTLY 267 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,938 HE STARTED GOING OUT LATE 268 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,741 ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK. 269 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:14,908 HE ALWAYS HAD A GOOD EXCUSE. 270 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,944 I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT REALLY. 271 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,111 WHY DO YOU THINK 272 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,948 HE WAS WEARING KNEE PADS LAST NIGHT? 273 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,750 I HAVE NO IDEA. 274 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,318 OH, I'M SORRY. I MUST LOOK TERRIBLE. 275 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,120 OH, NO. NO-NO-NO. 276 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,056 YOU LOOK FINE. 277 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,157 THANK YOU. 278 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,792 I JUST HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION. 279 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,194 WHEN DID YOUR HUSBAND START WEARING EYE GLASSES? 280 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:37,030 ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO, I GUESS. 281 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,165 WHY? 282 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,900 NO REASON. 283 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,304 WHY'D YOU ASK ABOUT HIS GLASSES? 284 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:45,939 SO I COULD TELL WHICH PHOTOGRAPHS 285 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,407 WERE THE MOST RECENT. 286 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,342 THERE WERE ABOUT 200 PICTURES IN THAT ROOM. 287 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,011 THEY DOCUMENTED EVERYTHING. 288 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,079 AND? 289 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,281 NO BUNGEE JUMPING. NO SKYDIVING. 290 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:55,983 THE MOST EXCITING THING SIDNEY TEAL'S DONE 291 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,218 IN THE LAST TWO YEARS IS GO TO DISNEYLAND. 292 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,220 NOT EXACTLY BATMAN. 293 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,155 THIS GUY, HE WAS-- 294 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,924 WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF BATMAN? 295 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,859 YOU ARE. 296 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,528 [engine sputters] 297 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,897 [sighs] 298 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,900 [engine struggling] 299 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,334 DAMN IT, I HATE THIS CAR! 300 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:15,969 DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! 301 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,772 WHY DON'T YOU TRY SAYING "DAMN IT" A FEW MORE TIMES? 302 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,273 THAT MIGHT HELP. 303 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:23,176 (Monk) AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR MR. TEAL? 304 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,311 SEVEN YEARS. 305 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,412 WHO AM I TALKING TO? 306 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,914 OH, I'M NOT A COP. 307 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:27,915 I KNEW THAT. 308 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,549 COPS TAKE CARE OF THEIR CARS. 309 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,984 (Sharona) HE'S A PRIVATE CONSULTANT. 310 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:33,020 THE POLICE CALL HIM IN WHENEVER THEY'RE STUMPED. 311 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,087 OH, YEAH? 312 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,089 WELL JOIN THE CLUB. I'M STUMPED TO. 313 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,925 COULD YOU HOLD THAT? 314 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:38,926 EXCUSE ME. 315 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,961 COULD YOU HOLD THAT FOR A SEC? 316 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,099 SO DO YOU BELIEVE WHAT THEY'RE SAYING, 317 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:49,102 THAT MR. TEAL HAD A DARK SIDE? 318 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,137 A SECRET LIFE? 319 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,939 MR. TEAL DIDN'T HAVE A LIFE 320 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,274 EXCEPT FOR HIS COMPUTERS. 321 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,809 BOY SCOUTS USED TO LAUGH AT HIM. 322 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:58,045 YOU KNOW HE DIDN'T DRINK, HE DIDN'T SMOKE. 323 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,146 HE WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME START THE CAR 324 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,014 UNTIL WE BOTH BUCKLED UP. 325 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,482 DID HE HAVE MUCH OF A TEMPER? 326 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,985 HMM, NAW. 327 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,120 MR. TEAL--HE WAS A PUSSYCAT. 328 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,521 HERE'S AN EXAMPLE. 329 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,024 LAST YEAR, THERE WAS A BREAK-IN DOWN THE STREET. 330 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:14,127 MR. TEAL BOUGHT A GUN FOR PROTECTION. 331 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,896 WAIT A MINUTE. HE OWNED A GUN? 332 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,497 HE OWNED IT, BUT HE NEVER USED IT. 333 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:19,532 I DROVE HIM TO THE PRACTICE RANGE. 334 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:20,901 HE COULDN'T EVEN PULL THE TRIGGER. 335 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:21,902 HE JUST FROZE UP. 336 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,071 SO, UH... 337 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,940 HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN LAST NIGHT? 338 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,009 MUSTA BEEN HYPNOTIZED, MOST I COULD FIGURE OUT. 339 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:30,177 THAT CAN MAKE SENSE. 340 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,079 NO, YOU CAN'T HYPNOTIZE SOMEONE. 341 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,613 TO DO SOMETHING THEY WOULDN'T ORDINARILY DO. 342 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,182 WHAT ABOUT MRS. TEAL? 343 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,017 WOULD YOU SAY SHE WAS A PUSSYCAT? 344 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,385 NO, SHE'S MORE LIKE A TIGER. 345 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,020 BUT I NEVER WORKED FOR HER. 346 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,488 I WORKED FOR HIM. SHE MADE THAT CLEAR. 347 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:45,225 LOOK, TRUTH IS I'LL BE OUT OF A JOB SOON, 348 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,995 SO IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A DRIVER, LET ME KNOW. 349 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,963 HEY, IS HE A GOOD BOSS? 350 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,132 WELL, MY LAST PAYCHECK BOUNCED, 351 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,633 I CAN'T TAKE A VACATION 352 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,002 BECAUSE HE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME, 353 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,970 AND TWO NIGHTS AGO 354 00:13:57,004 --> 00:14:00,874 HE CALLED ME AT 4:00 AM BECAUSE HE SAW A COCKROACH. 355 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,409 IT WAS PRETTY BIG. 356 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,412 TRY IT NOW. 357 00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,217 [engine starts] 358 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,986 THAT SHOULD BE ALL RIGHT FOR A WHILE. 359 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,121 WHAT DO WE OWE YOU? 360 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:16,823 YOU WANT TO THANK ME? 361 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,226 FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BOSS. 362 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,094 YOU KNOW IT'S FUNNY. 363 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,563 MR. TEAL HAD IT ALL: 364 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,165 MORE MONEY THAN GOD, 365 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,067 A BEAUTIFUL WIFE, 366 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,537 BUT HE WAS THE LONELIEST MAN IN THE WORLD. 367 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,473 I WAS THE CHAUFFER AND I FELT SORRY FOR HIM. 368 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:35,575 (Sharona) YOU FELT SORRY FOR YOUR BOSS? 369 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,110 I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT THAT WOULD FEEL LIKE. 370 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,446 GET IN THE CAR. 371 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,114 I'M GONNA DO WHAT I CAN. 372 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:53,093 THANK YOU. 373 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:53,961 CAP'N. 374 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,096 YOU JUST MISSED THE DEPUTY COMMISSIONER. 375 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,464 GUESS WHAT HE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT? 376 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,099 MURDER RATES SPIKING? 377 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,068 THE SIDNEY TEAL INVESTIGATION? 378 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,602 NO, ALL HE WANTED TO KNOW 379 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,404 WAS WHAT WE'RE GOING ABOUT THE RUNAWAY COP. 380 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,006 (Disher) "FRAIDY COP." 381 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,042 EXCUSE ME? 382 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,011 THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE CALLING HIM. 383 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,179 WE SORT OF PIECED TOGETHER 384 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,646 THE ROUTE HE TOOK. 385 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,082 I DON'T KNOW. 386 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,384 OKAY. 387 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,153 AFTER THE SHOOTING, THREE PEOPLE SAW HIM 388 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:22,489 RUNNING WEST TOWARDS THE PARK HERE. 389 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:26,126 AND ON 19TH HERE, HE FLAGGED DOWN A TAXI. 390 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,060 HE TOOK A TAXI? 391 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,095 YEAH, IT GETS WORSE. 392 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,097 HE THREW UP IN THE BACK SEAT. 393 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,465 BUT WE DID GET HIS BLOOD TYPE FROM THE VOMIT. 394 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,302 THE TAXI THEN DROPPED HIM OFF 395 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,470 AT A BAR UP ON GEARY STREET 396 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:38,605 THERE, 397 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,273 WHERE HE SAT IN A BOOTH AT THE BACK, 398 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,142 APPARENTLY DRINKING BOURBON AND CRYING. 399 00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,444 HE WAS CRYING? OH, DEAR LORD. 400 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,612 ABOUT MIDNIGHT, 401 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,614 AN OLDER WOMAN IN A BROWN STATION WAGON 402 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,249 WAS SEEN PICKING HIM UP, 403 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,552 POSSIBLY HIS MOTHER. 404 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,287 HE CALLED HIS MOM? 405 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,256 YEAH. 406 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,757 WELL THAT SON OF A BITCH BETTER HOPE 407 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,959 I DON'T FIND HIM FIRST. 408 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,066 (woman) WHY DON'T YOU PUT THOSE 409 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,101 UM, OVER THERE. 410 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,337 THANK YOU. 411 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,705 HE CERTAINLY HAD A LOT OF FRIENDS. 412 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,141 IT'S BEEN OVERWHELMING. 413 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:17,377 THESE ARE FROM BILL GATES. 414 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,112 THOSE ARE FROM THE GOVERNOR. 415 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:22,715 AND LOOK AT ALL THESE LETTERS. 416 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,417 EXCUSE ME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 417 00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,553 THIS ONE WAS STICKING UP. 418 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,689 YOU'LL THANK ME LATER. 419 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,092 HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR MR. TEAL? 420 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,460 I WAS WITH HIM FROM THE BEGINNING, 421 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,727 THE VERY BEGINNING, 422 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,164 WHEN HE WAS WORKING OUT OF HIS GARAGE. 423 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,799 HE WAS PROBABLY HAPPIER THERE. 424 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,801 WE ONLY HAD TWO PHONE LINES. 425 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:47,507 WE HAD TO FILL ALL THE ORDERS OURSELVES. 426 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,808 THAT'S HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY. 427 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,710 YOU CAN HAVE ONE. 428 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,379 SIDNEY LOVED SIGNING THEM 429 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,547 FOR PEOPLE. 430 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,183 NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 431 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,051 I MADE THAT ONE TOO SHORT, 432 00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,153 SO NOW I HAVE TO CUT THE OTHERS, 433 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,554 MAKE 'EM ALL EVEN. 434 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,090 I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND. 435 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,092 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO MR. TEAL? 436 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,559 THAT EVENING. 437 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,161 HE CALLED ON HIS WAY HOME 438 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,262 TO ASK ABOUT TONY BENNETT. 439 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,398 NOT THE SINGER TONY BENNETT? 440 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,133 MIRA'S A BIG FAN. 441 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,468 SIDNEY WAS TAKING HER TO VEGAS TO SEE HIS SHOW. 442 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,337 HE WAS ARRANGING FOR TONY BENNETT 443 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,471 TO MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT. 444 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:19,739 WOW, TONY BENNETT. 445 00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:21,441 (woman) HE WAS GOING TO SURPRISE HER. 446 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,311 HE LOVED DOING THAT. 447 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,379 MRS. BUTTERWORTH, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA 448 00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,415 WHAT SIDNEY TEAL WAS DOING IN THAT PARKING LOT? 449 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,150 NO. 450 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:31,418 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT HAPPENED. 451 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,753 I'M STILL IN DENIAL. 452 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:34,787 MUGGING SOMEBODY FOR WHAT, 453 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,423 MAYBE $40? 454 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,458 WELL MAYBE HE WENT CRAZY. 455 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,127 DO YOU THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE, MR. MONK? 456 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,162 FOR A MAN TO BE NORMAL ONE DAY 457 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,430 AND THEN SUDDENLY GO CRAZY? 458 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,665 YES. 459 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,835 I MEANT THE... 460 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,243 (Sharona) THIS IS THE FIFTH STORE, ADRIAN. 461 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,445 (Monk) I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS PLACE. 462 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,848 [Sharona sighs] 463 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,783 OH, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? 464 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:07,454 NO, THE OTHER ONE WAS SILVER AND IT SWIVELED. 465 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,888 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY THE EXACT SAME LAMP. 466 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,123 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 467 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,591 YOU COULD BUY A DIFFERENT LAMP. 468 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:12,692 DIFFERENT LAMP? 469 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:13,860 YEAH--ADRIAN, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? 470 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:14,894 THIS IS GREAT. 471 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:15,895 YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT SILVER. 472 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,297 THE OTHER ONE WAS SILVER. 473 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:18,331 IT'S JUST A LAMP. 474 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,599 IF YOU WERE BLINDFOLDED 475 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,833 YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 476 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,136 IF I WAS BLINDFOLDED, WHY WOULD I NEED A LAMP? 477 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,537 OKAY, THAT WAS A BAD EXAMPLE. 478 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,239 LOOK, THEY'RE ALL BASICALLY THE SAME. 479 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:27,840 WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? THIS IS GREAT. 480 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,709 BUT IT DOESN'T SWIVEL. 481 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,212 THE OTHER ONE SWIVELED. 482 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,913 I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT 483 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:34,947 FOR A CHANGE. 484 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:38,151 PROBABLY DON'T EVEN MAKE YOUR STUPID LAMP ANYMORE. 485 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,586 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 486 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,654 MAYBE IT'S BEEN DISCONTINUED. 487 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,623 DISCONTINUED? 488 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,225 [door chimes ring] 489 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,826 WHY DON'T YOU BUY A LAMP FACTORY AND MAKE YOUR OWN? 490 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,861 IT'LL ONLY COST YOU $500,000 491 00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,863 BUT AT LEAST YOU'D HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS LAMP. 492 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,500 THERE IT IS. 493 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,235 THIS IS IT. 494 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,936 YOU'RE BUYING THREE? 495 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,573 TWO ARE BACK-UPS. 496 00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:02,742 WHY DON'T YOU FILL OUT AN APPLICATION? 497 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,811 MAYBE I WILL. 498 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,713 $95.75. 499 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,884 WOULD YOU MIND? I'LL PAY YOU BACK. 500 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:12,919 WHERE'S YOUR WALLET? 501 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,622 I'M HAVING IT, YOU KNOW, BUFFED. 502 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,789 [sighs] 503 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,391 LOOK AT THAT FACE. 504 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:21,194 THERE IS NO WAY THIS GUY WALKED ON THE WILD SIDE. 505 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,395 NO WAY. 506 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,798 I DON'T KNOW. PEOPLE SURPRISE YOU. 507 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,901 YOU KNOW, WHEN WE WERE IN HIS OFFICE, 508 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,703 I SAW SOME FLOWERS FROM HIS OLD FRATERNITY, 509 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,672 PHI BETA TAU. 510 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,307 I USED TO DATE A GUY FROM THAT FRAT. 511 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,243 HE WAS PRETTY INTENSE. 512 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,810 HE TOLD ME ABOUT TWO GUYS 513 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,280 WHO ALMOST DIED DURING INITIATION. 514 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,315 THERE WAS, LIKE, THESE SECRET CEREMONIES, 515 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,984 SOME WEIRD HANDSHAKES. 516 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,820 LOOK WHO I'M TALKING TO ABOUT WEIRD HANDSHAKES. 517 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:48,955 EXCUSE ME, IT'S DECLINED. 518 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,624 WE ACCEPT CASH. 519 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,926 ADRIAN, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! 520 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,328 IT IS JUST UNACCEPTABLE. 521 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,629 YOU HAVE TO PAY ME. 522 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,433 DID YOU TRY CALLING LEO OTTERMAN AGAIN, HUH? 523 00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:03,470 DID YOU? 524 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:04,871 WHAT'S WRONG? 525 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,506 ON HIS KEYCHAIN, 526 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,942 HE HAD AN INSIGNIA "PHI BETA TAU." 527 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,544 WHAT--WHO DID? 528 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:12,912 THE GUY-- 529 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,981 THE GUY WHO SHOT TEAL. 530 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,416 ARCHIE MODINE. 531 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,551 THEY WERE IN THE SAME FRATERNITY. 532 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:19,652 OH, MY GOD. 533 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:20,653 WHAT? 534 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,623 THEY KNEW EACH OTHER. 535 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,993 THIS WAS A LOT MORE ENJOYABLE 536 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,895 WHEN I WAS ON THAT SIDE OF THE TABLE. 537 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:32,965 (Stottlemeyer) YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE TABLE, MODINE. 538 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:33,766 LOOK, CAPTAIN, 539 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,635 I'M NOT LAWYERING UP HERE, AM I? 540 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:36,969 I'M TALKING TO YOU. 541 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,938 RIGHT, I SCREWED UP. I ADMITTED IT. 542 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,673 OH, YEAH, HE SCREWED UP. 543 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:41,874 [sighs] 544 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,943 I WITHHELD INFORMATION. 545 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,978 I FILED A FALSE REPORT. 546 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,947 ALL RIGHT, I-- I KNEW THE GUY. 547 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,750 YEAH, WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL US THAT BEFORE? 548 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:53,920 I WAS PROTECTING... 549 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:54,987 A FRIEND. 550 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,923 MRS. TEAL. 551 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,491 THAT'S RIGHT. 552 00:20:58,525 --> 00:20:59,926 I MEAN, I JUST DIDN'T WANT 553 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:00,993 TO DRAG HER IN TO ALL THIS. 554 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,029 YOU UNDERSTAND THAT. 555 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,335 MAYBE NOT. 556 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,902 I JUST DIDN'T THINK ANYBODY WOULD CONNECT US. 557 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,003 I MEAN, HOW DID YOU FIND OUT? 558 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:14,974 WE HAD A LITTLE HELP. 559 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,510 SIDNEY TEAL WAS TWO YEARS AHEAD OF ME AT CAL STATE. 560 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:18,878 WE WERE IN THE SAME FRAT 561 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,046 BUT I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW HIM. 562 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,681 HOW'D YOU MEET HIS WIFE? 563 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,783 FUNDRAISER FOR THE COLLEGE, YOU KNOW? 564 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,318 SIDNEY WAS IN THE SPOTLIGHT 565 00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:28,555 BUT MY INTEREST WAS MORE IN MIRA. 566 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,923 AND AS THE KIDS SAY, WE HOOKED UP. 567 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,925 IT WAS A FLING. 568 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,861 I MEAN, I HARDLY REMEMBER IT. 569 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,363 BUT TEAL MUST'VE FOUND OUT 570 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,664 AND, YOU KNOW-- 571 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:38,898 AW, COME ON, CAPTAIN. 572 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,099 HE CAME AT ME WITH A KNIFE. 573 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,434 WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 574 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,873 SIDNEY TEAL DID NOT SUFFER A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 575 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,107 THE INCIDENT ON HARRISON PLACE 576 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,876 WAS IN FACT A CRIME OF PASSION. 577 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,912 WE BELIEVE THAT MR. TEAL WAS IN FACT 578 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,981 TRYING TO MURDER MR. MODINE, 579 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,983 WHO WAS LINKED ROMANTICALLY AT ONE TIME 580 00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,051 WITH MR. TEAL'S WIFE, MIRA. 581 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,920 OVER THE NEXT TEN DAYS 582 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,822 THE DA'S OFFICE IS GOING TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT 583 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,724 THEY WANT TO PRESS CHARGES AGAINST MR. MODINE 584 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:05,925 FOR FILING A FALSE REPORT. 585 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,494 ANY QUESTIONS? PETE? 586 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,896 CAPTAIN, IS THERE ANY NEWS ON FRAIDY COP? 587 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,130 [reporters shouting] 588 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,632 NO COMMENT. 589 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:13,933 CAPTAIN, THERE'S A STORY IN TODAY'S TRIBUNE 590 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:14,967 THAT SAYS THE DEPARTMENT KNOWS 591 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,135 THE IDENTITY OF FRAIDY COP 592 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,804 BUT IS REFUSING TO RELEASE IT. 593 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,572 (female reporter) IS THAT TRUE, CAPTAIN? 594 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,908 [reporters talking over each other] 595 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,776 NO COMMENT. 596 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,779 [reporters shouting] 597 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:27,847 ALL RIGHT--HEY, HEY! 598 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,815 HANG ON. 599 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,983 I HAVE ANOTHER STATEMENT. HERE IT IS. 600 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,985 THE NEXT REPORTER THAT ASKS ME 601 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,821 ABOUT THIS SO-CALLED FRAIDY COP 602 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,756 IS GOING TO BE BANNED FROM ALL PRESS CONFERENCES 603 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,925 FOR A YEAR. 604 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,994 [reporters shouting] 605 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:44,964 HERE'S OUR INVOICE FOR THE TEAL CASE. 606 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,833 WE'D LIKE TO GET PAID. 607 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,134 (Disher) DON'T YOU USUALLY JUST MAIL THIS IN? 608 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,135 WE'RE IN A RUSH. 609 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:50,637 AND A LITTLE SHORT, HUH? 610 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,439 YEAH? SO ARE YOU. 611 00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:53,640 JUST INITIAL IT WHERE IT SAYS 612 00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:56,008 "JOB COMPLETED TO SATISFACTION" PLEASE. 613 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,544 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 614 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:58,545 IT'S NOT OVER. 615 00:22:58,578 --> 00:22:59,546 N-N-NO-NO. 616 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,180 DON'T DO THIS. THE CASE IS CLOSED. 617 00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,882 YOU HEARD THE PRESS CONFERENCE. 618 00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,551 (Monk) HE OWNED A GUN. 619 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:05,552 WHO DID? 620 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:06,619 SIDNEY TEAL. 621 00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:07,620 IF HE WANTED TO KILL ARCHIE MODINE 622 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:08,621 IN THAT PARKING LOT, 623 00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:09,756 WHY DIDN'T HE BRING THE GUN? 624 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:10,757 I DON'T KNOW. HE BROUGHT A KNIFE. 625 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,191 IT WASN'T A VERY BIG KNIFE-- 626 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,126 ONLY HAD A FOUR-INCH BLADE. 627 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,028 AND I DON'T THINK TEAL KNEW ABOUT THAT AFFAIR. 628 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:18,431 HE WAS PLANNING A ROMANTIC GETAWAY WITH HIS WIFE, REMEMBER? 629 00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:21,768 LOOK, WE NEED TO GET PAID. I NEED CASH. 630 00:23:21,801 --> 00:23:24,937 THE STORES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD INSIST ON MONEY. 631 00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,178 I'M SORRY. 632 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,547 I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY. 633 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:36,015 I CAN'T. 634 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:37,884 THERE'S MORE TO IT. 635 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,986 IF YOU DON'T SUBMIT THAT INVOICE, 636 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,954 I'M QUITTING. 637 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:43,856 NOW I'M GONNA GIVE YOU UNTIL THREE. 638 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,592 NO, NOT 3:00! 639 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,760 I'M COUNTING TO THREE. 640 00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:48,795 [sighs] 641 00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:49,929 ONE... 642 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:53,566 TWO... 643 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:58,004 THREE. 644 00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:00,473 CALL ME THE MINUTE YOU GROW UP. 645 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,784 WHAT SHOULD I DO? 646 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,786 I DON'T KNOW. 647 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:17,256 NO, TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 648 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,925 I CAN'T DO THAT. 649 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,927 WELL... 650 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,128 CAN YOU FIND SOMEBODY 651 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,063 WHO WILL TELL ME WHAT TO DO? 652 00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:30,870 [car horn honks] 653 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,939 [tires squeal] 654 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:36,976 [distant siren wailing] 655 00:24:59,031 --> 00:24:59,966 [gunshot] 656 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:01,634 AAH! 657 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:14,681 [tires squealing] 658 00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:16,983 (male radio deejay #1) SO D-MAN, THIS FRAIDY COP SITUATION. 659 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,250 IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL. 660 00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:20,186 THE SAN FRANCISCO PD JUST BOUGHT 661 00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:22,955 A BUNCH OF NEW SQUAD CARS THAT ONLY GO IN REVERSE. 662 00:25:22,989 --> 00:25:24,056 (male radio deejay #2) WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I HEARD? 663 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,693 EVERY OFFICER IS BEING ISSUED SOME NEW EQUIPMENT: 664 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:28,628 A WHITE FLAG AND A DIAPER! 665 00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:29,829 BUT THEY BETTER DO IT UP TIGHT 666 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:33,933 BECAUSE THERE'S A COLD SNAP COMING! 667 00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:37,737 A DRIVE-BY SHOOTING. 668 00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:39,038 DO THEY HAVE ANY LEADS? 669 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,139 NOTHING ON THE BULLETS. 670 00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:42,909 THEY FOUND THE CAR A FEW BLOCKS AWAY. 671 00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:46,312 STOLEN, 100% CLEAN OF PRINTS. 672 00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:49,048 YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T SEEM VERY UPSET. 673 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:51,918 WELL IT MEANS I'M MAKING SOMEONE VERY UNEASY 674 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:54,186 AND THAT'S NOT SUCH A BAD THING. 675 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:56,856 WELL, SHARONA MUST'VE BEEN TERRIFIED. 676 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,758 SHE QUIT. 677 00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:01,160 WE HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT MONEY. 678 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:04,063 SHE TOOK A JOB AT A LAMP STORE ON PROSPECT STREET. 679 00:26:04,096 --> 00:26:07,233 SHE'D RATHER SELL LAMPS THAN WORK FOR ME. 680 00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:09,268 LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 681 00:26:09,301 --> 00:26:13,072 TWO WEEKS AGO, SHE BOUGHT ME THIS MUG, 682 00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:15,174 SAID "WORLD'S GREATEST BOSS." 683 00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:16,308 ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DO THAT-- 684 00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:19,245 BUY SOMEONE A MUG AND THEN JUST QUIT? 685 00:26:19,278 --> 00:26:24,116 I DON'T THINK MUGS ARE LEGALLY BINDING, ADRIAN. 686 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:25,384 I NEVER HAD TO THINK ABOUT MONEY. 687 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,620 TRUDY USED TO PAY ALL THE BILLS. 688 00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:29,822 WHILE WE'RE ON THAT SUBJECT, 689 00:26:29,856 --> 00:26:32,391 THERE IS SOMETHING THAT I HAVE TO SAY. 690 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:35,695 OH...NOW, YOU SEE, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD. 691 00:26:35,728 --> 00:26:36,963 WELL, NO. 692 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:40,132 THE--THE FACT IS THAT, UM... 693 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,902 SEE, I HAVEN'T BEEN PAID FOR THE PAST NINE WEEKS. 694 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:43,903 NINE SESSIONS. 695 00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,838 NOW THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY. 696 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:46,873 OH, MY GOD. 697 00:26:46,906 --> 00:26:48,307 YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE ME TOO. 698 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:49,642 NO, NO, NO. 699 00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:50,977 I DID NOT SAY THAT, ADRIAN. 700 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:52,411 I'M GONNA BE ALL ALONE. 701 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,981 WHAT A TIME TO BE ME. 702 00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:55,948 ADRIAN, I PROMISE YOU 703 00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:57,416 NO ONE IS LEAVING YOU. 704 00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,419 SHARONA DID. 705 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,954 ARE--ARE YOU OKAY? 706 00:27:01,988 --> 00:27:04,290 I HATE OWING YOU MONEY. 707 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,092 I JUST--I JUST HATE IT. 708 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:09,896 LISTEN... 709 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:12,999 UNTIL--UNTIL WE GET SQUARED AWAY, 710 00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:15,735 I'M GONNA HAVE TO START SEEING YOU TWICE A WEEK. 711 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:32,685 UH, EXCUSE ME, MISS, 712 00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:34,020 WE'RE CLOSING. 713 00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:35,021 NOW? 714 00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:36,355 THAT'S RIGHT. 715 00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:37,724 WHAT FOR? 716 00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:38,858 IT'S A HOLIDAY. 717 00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:41,060 WHAT HOLIDAY? 718 00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:42,895 IT'S LAMP DAY. 719 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,281 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 720 00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:06,886 I BOUGHT A LAMP. 721 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:09,956 THREE, ACTUALLY. 722 00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:22,468 [car horn honks] 723 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:45,858 (woman) I'VE BEEN MEANING TO BUY THE BOOK. 724 00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:47,159 DID HE REALLY MENTION ME? 725 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:48,394 DRINK YOUR MILK. 726 00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:51,030 YEAH, IT WAS JUST ONE LINE IN CHAPTER THREE. 727 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,999 HE SAID HE LOVES YOU. 728 00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:55,501 PSHH, I'M SURPRISED HE EVEN REMEMBERS ME. 729 00:28:55,534 --> 00:29:00,372 WE ONLY DATED, LIKE, TWO OR THREE TIMES. 730 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:01,874 SIDNEY WAS A JUNIOR. 731 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:02,942 YOU KNOW YOU COULD ALREADY TELL 732 00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:05,011 THAT HE WAS GONNA BE RICH AND FAMOUS. 733 00:29:05,044 --> 00:29:06,946 THE GUY WAS A GENIUS. 734 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:09,048 I SHOULD'VE MARRIED THE SCHLUB. 735 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,149 OH, W-W-WAIT. 736 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,418 HOLD ON ONE SEC. 737 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:14,854 HE WAS A JUNIOR-- 738 00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:15,855 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 739 00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:16,989 YEAH? 740 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:18,524 IS THIS YOUR FIRST CASE? 741 00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,192 UH, NO. 742 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:23,329 BUT I USUALLY WORK WITH A PARTNER. 743 00:29:28,935 --> 00:29:30,269 I'M LOOKING FOR KELLY STREET. 744 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:32,905 OH, KELLY'S NOT HOME. I'M HER SISTER BONNIE. 745 00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:34,073 AH, MY NAME-- 746 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:35,975 IT DOESN'T MATTER. COME ON IN. 747 00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:39,545 THANK YOU. 748 00:29:39,578 --> 00:29:42,448 KELLY SHOULD BE BACK ANY MINUTE. 749 00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:44,450 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING? 750 00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:47,586 WE HAVE HI-C OR GRAPE JUICE. 751 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,222 OH, HOW ABOUT SOME HOMEMADE APPLESAUCE? 752 00:29:50,256 --> 00:29:54,160 NO, I'M FINE. I'M JUST PERFECT. 753 00:29:54,193 --> 00:29:57,063 SO, YOU SAY YOUR WIFE WAS A WRITER. 754 00:29:57,096 --> 00:30:00,232 YEAH, SHE WAS A COLUMNIST FOR THE EXAMINER. 755 00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,568 SHE DIED FOUR YEARS AGO. SHE WAS MURDERED. 756 00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:05,104 OH, DEAR, WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO? 757 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:06,238 I DON'T KNOW, MA'AM. 758 00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:08,007 I ASK MYSELF THAT EVERY DAY. 759 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:12,244 THIS--THIS WAS FROM HER APPOINTMENT BOOK. 760 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:14,947 SEE, THIS WAS HER LAST ENTRY. 761 00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:17,083 I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT 530 KELLY STREET 762 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:18,350 WAS AN ADDRESS. 763 00:30:18,384 --> 00:30:20,920 BUT THEN THIS MORNING, IT HIT ME. 764 00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:22,922 IT'S A NAME. "KELLY STREET." 765 00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:24,423 HER REAL NAME'S KATRINA. 766 00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:27,026 I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO CALL HER KELLY. 767 00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:30,062 RIGHT, AND THE 530 IS NOT A HOUSE NUMBER. 768 00:30:30,096 --> 00:30:32,498 IT MEANS HALF PAST FIVE, OF COURSE. 769 00:30:32,531 --> 00:30:35,167 SO TRUDY MUST'VE BEEN PLANNING TO MEET YOUR SISTER 770 00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:36,869 ON THAT DAY. 771 00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:39,105 SOMETHING ABOUT A MR. SIMON, YOU SEE? 772 00:30:39,138 --> 00:30:41,507 WHO--WHO IS THAT? 773 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,042 IS THAT A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY? 774 00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:45,044 MR. SIMON WAS HER DOG. 775 00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:46,378 DOG-- 776 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:48,881 WHEN MR. SIMON PASSED AWAY AND DIED, 777 00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:51,117 KELLY COULDN'T BEAR TO BURY HIM, 778 00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:52,885 SO SHE HAD HIM STUFFED. 779 00:30:52,919 --> 00:30:54,153 SOME PEOPLE FOUND IT PECULIAR. 780 00:30:54,186 --> 00:30:57,456 YOUR WIFE WAS PROBABLY WRITING A LITTLE STORY ABOUT HER. 781 00:30:57,489 --> 00:30:58,991 UM... 782 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,026 DO YOU MIND IF I TOUCH HIM? 783 00:31:00,059 --> 00:31:01,460 OF COURSE. 784 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:10,369 TAXIDERMY ALWAYS FASCINATED ME. 785 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:12,504 [barking] 786 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:13,572 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 787 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,674 IT-- 788 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:17,977 THAT'S NOT MR. SIMON, SILLY BILLY. 789 00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:19,345 THAT'S THE COLONEL. 790 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:20,346 (Monk) THE COLONEL. 791 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,314 THIS IS MR. SIMON 792 00:31:24,683 --> 00:31:26,485 UGH-- 793 00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:28,154 OH, COMPANY! 794 00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:29,555 OH, THANK GOD. 795 00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:31,057 ARE YOU-- ARE YOU KELLY STREET? 796 00:31:31,090 --> 00:31:32,058 MRS. KELLY STREET? 797 00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:33,960 YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME? 798 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:36,162 I'M--I'M SORRY. 799 00:31:36,195 --> 00:31:39,398 MR. MONK, YOU'VE BEEN HERE THREE TIMES. 800 00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:42,068 YOU COME EVERY YEAR ASKING ABOUT YOUR WIFE. 801 00:31:45,471 --> 00:31:46,939 OH, DEAR. 802 00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:54,180 (Kelly) YOU SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN, MR. MONK, 803 00:31:54,213 --> 00:31:56,582 SO YOU DON'T FORGET. 804 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:59,418 YOU'RE RIGHT. 805 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:02,021 YOU'RE RIGHT. 806 00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:03,990 I MUST'VE BLOCKED IT OUT. 807 00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:08,194 IN THE BOOK, 808 00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:10,062 MR. TEAL SAID SOMEBODY MUGS YOU 809 00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:10,929 ON YOUR FIRST DATE, 810 00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:14,566 BUT HE DIDN'T REALLY GIVE ANY DETAILS. 811 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,568 TECHNICALLY, WE WEREN'T MUGGED. 812 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,270 WE WERE ALMOST MUGGED. 813 00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:22,708 I WAS SCARED TO DEATH. I JUST FROZE. 814 00:32:22,741 --> 00:32:24,076 HE HAD A KNIFE. 815 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:25,344 (Sharona) HE HAD A KNIFE? 816 00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:27,379 (woman) BUT SIDNEY, HE LUNGED AT THE GUY. 817 00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:30,049 THEY STARTED FIGHTING. 818 00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:31,083 COME ON! 819 00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:33,986 (woman) I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. 820 00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:36,122 SIDNEY REALLY STOOD UP TO HIM. 821 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:37,256 I DIDN'T THINK HE HAD IT IN HIM. 822 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:39,158 DID HE SAY ANYTHING? 823 00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:41,260 WHO? 824 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:42,328 THE MUGGER. 825 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:44,563 OH, JEEZ. 826 00:32:44,596 --> 00:32:46,132 THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO. 827 00:32:46,165 --> 00:32:48,334 UH, I THINK HE SAID, YOU KNOW, 828 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:51,003 "GIMME YOUR MONEY. 829 00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:52,171 DON'T BE A HERO." 830 00:32:54,106 --> 00:32:55,774 HE SAID THAT? 831 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:57,043 "DON'T BE A HERO?" 832 00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:58,444 YEAH. 833 00:32:58,477 --> 00:32:59,578 IS THAT IMPORTANT? 834 00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:00,712 OH, YEAH. 835 00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:02,348 THAT IS-- THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT. 836 00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:07,053 UM... 837 00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:17,129 I THINK I JUST BUSTED THIS CASE WIDE OPEN. 838 00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:31,610 I THINK I JUST BUSTED THIS CASE WIDE OPEN. 839 00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:33,245 [coin rattles into machine] 840 00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,417 THAT'S BETTER. 841 00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:43,589 LEO? 842 00:33:43,622 --> 00:33:45,257 LEO? 843 00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:47,126 LEO! LEO! 844 00:33:47,159 --> 00:33:48,760 [horn honks] 845 00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,762 LEO OTTERMAN! 846 00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:52,731 HI, YOU REMEMBER ME? 847 00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:54,566 I'M ADRIAN MONK. 848 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,068 OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU. 849 00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:57,669 YEAH, I-I FOUND YOUR PICASSO 850 00:33:57,703 --> 00:33:59,438 AND I STILL HAVE NOT BEEN PAID. 851 00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:00,506 I TOLD YOU. 852 00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:01,540 I NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME. 853 00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:03,209 YEAH, LEO, AND I'M TELLING YOU 854 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,111 THAT THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH! 855 00:34:05,144 --> 00:34:07,079 SIR, OKAY, OKAY, LOOK-- 856 00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:08,814 LEO, SHARONA QUIT AGAIN 857 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:11,483 AND I WENT TO SEE KELLY STREET 858 00:34:11,517 --> 00:34:13,752 BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAS AN ADDRESS BUT SHE'S NOT 859 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:14,786 AN ADDRESS. 860 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:15,787 SHE'S A WOMAN. 861 00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:17,089 I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE-- 862 00:34:17,123 --> 00:34:18,657 THREE TIMES-- FORGET THAT! 863 00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:19,725 JUST FORGET ALL THAT. 864 00:34:19,758 --> 00:34:22,528 SHARONA WAS NOT THERE. 865 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:23,795 I CAN'T PAY HER. 866 00:34:23,829 --> 00:34:26,732 AND I CANNOT DO THIS WITHOUT HER. 867 00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:28,767 THANK YOU FOR SHARING. 868 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,103 I'M SURE IT'S ALL VERY FASCINATING. 869 00:34:31,137 --> 00:34:32,838 CALL MY OFFICE AND WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT. 870 00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,106 NO, LEO! LEO! 871 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:35,441 WAIT, LEO! WAIT A SECOND. 872 00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:37,643 LEO, HEY! 873 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:40,246 OKAY, LOOK. 874 00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:41,380 LEO, I'M NOT MOVING. 875 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:42,748 YOU THINK I'M BLUFFING? 876 00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:45,251 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO RUN ME DOWN. 877 00:34:49,388 --> 00:34:51,823 OR BACK UP, ONE OR THE OTHER. 878 00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:54,260 (Sharona) ADRIAN! 879 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:56,162 ADRIAN! 880 00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:58,764 SHARONA. 881 00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:01,333 [sighs] 882 00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:02,468 OH, MY GOD. 883 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:03,835 I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 884 00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:04,803 ARE YOU OKAY? 885 00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:06,638 YEAH, THAT WAS LEO OTTERMAN. 886 00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:09,141 I TRIED TO STOP HIM BUT HE GOT AWAY. 887 00:35:09,175 --> 00:35:10,576 I WANTED TO PAY YOU. 888 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,178 NO, NO, JUST FORGET ABOUT THAT JERK. 889 00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:13,612 LOOK AT THIS. 890 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:14,846 WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? 891 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:15,814 INVESTIGATING. 892 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:18,184 I WENT TO SEE ANGIE DELUCA. 893 00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:19,851 SHE USED TO DATE SIDNEY TEAL IN COLLEGE. 894 00:35:19,885 --> 00:35:21,853 ADRIAN, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 895 00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:24,156 THERE WAS ANOTHER MUGGING 20 YEARS AGO. 896 00:35:24,190 --> 00:35:25,924 IT WAS THE EXACT SAME THING, 897 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,926 EXCEPT SIDNEY TEAL WAS THE GUY BEING MUGGED. 898 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,429 WHAT? 899 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:32,264 NOW GET THIS. 900 00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:33,932 THE MUGGER FROM 20 YEARS AGO 901 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,801 SAID, "DON'T BE A HERO." 902 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:39,205 REALLY? 903 00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:40,672 THAT'S INTERESTING. 904 00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:43,475 SEE, I KNEW IT WAS INTERESTING. 905 00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:47,313 I MEAN, I DIDN'T KNOW WHY, BUT I KNEW. 906 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:54,420 I KNOW THAT LOOK. 907 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:57,823 YOU'VE GOT IT, RIGHT? 908 00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:00,959 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 909 00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,894 YES. 910 00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:04,663 YOU HESITATED. WHY'D YOU HESITATE? 911 00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:06,965 I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. 912 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,668 MR. MODINE, THANK YOU FOR COMING. 913 00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:10,736 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, CAPTAIN? 914 00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:13,272 MR. MONK WANTS A FEW MOMENTS OF EVERYBODY'S TIME. 915 00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:14,373 I THINK THAT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK. 916 00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:16,408 CAPTAIN STOTTLEMEYER, ANY LEADS ON THE FRAIDY COP? 917 00:36:16,442 --> 00:36:17,709 WHOA WHOA WHOA! 918 00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:18,710 HEY! HEY! HEY! 919 00:36:18,744 --> 00:36:21,380 YOU WANNA AMBUSH PEOPLE, YOU JOIN THE ARMY, OKAY? 920 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:22,881 THE CAPTAIN'S TRYING TO WORK HERE, PEOPLE. 921 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:23,682 HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR CRAP. 922 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:25,584 NO STEP BACK, PLEASE. STEP BACK! 923 00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:26,618 WELL DONE, 924 00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:27,686 OFFICER MORATTA. 925 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,788 THANK YOU, SIR. 926 00:36:29,821 --> 00:36:32,358 [reporters shouting] 927 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:35,761 I WISH I'D KNOWN YOU WERE COMING. 928 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:37,729 I COULD'VE HAD MRS. DANDERS PREPARE SOMETHING. 929 00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:39,498 (Disher) THIS ISN'T A PARTY, MRS. TEAL. 930 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,767 (Modine) WELL, I GUESS YOU CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ. 931 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,570 NEWSPAPER SAID THE INVESTIGATION WAS CLOSED. 932 00:36:44,603 --> 00:36:46,538 THIERS'S WAS, OURS WASN'T. 933 00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:47,973 MY ATTORNEY SAYS THAT I CAN FILE 934 00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:49,875 A HARASSMENT CASE WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT. 935 00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:50,809 MRS. TEAL, 936 00:36:50,842 --> 00:36:52,611 YOUR LAWYERS ARE GONNA HAVE ENOUGH TO DO 937 00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:53,812 TO KEEP YOU OFF OF DEATH ROW. 938 00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:56,515 (Monk) YOU'LL BE NEEDING AN ATTORNEY TOO, SIR, 939 00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:58,584 FOR THE MURDER OF SIDNEY TEAL 940 00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:00,286 AND THE ATTEMPTED MURDER OF ME. 941 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:01,687 THE DRIVE-BY SHOOTING. 942 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,754 BOTH OF 'EM? 943 00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:04,756 (Monk) THEY WERE IN IT TOGETHER, CAPTAIN. 944 00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:07,759 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TROUBLED ME FROM THE VERY BEGINNING: 945 00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:10,696 THE KNEE PADS AND THE ELBOW PADS. 946 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:13,632 WHEN YOUR HUSBAND LEFT THAT NIGHT, 947 00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:16,502 HE WASN'T PLANNING TO MUG ANYONE. 948 00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:18,604 HE WASN'T PLANNING TO KILL ANYONE. 949 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:21,473 HE WAS JUST GOING OUT TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN. 950 00:37:21,507 --> 00:37:23,642 MAYBE ROLL AROUND ON THE GROUND. 951 00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:25,811 HE THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA HELP YOU IMPRESS YOUR DATE, 952 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:26,912 MR. MODINE. 953 00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:28,614 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 954 00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:30,582 IS IT? YOU DID IT BEFORE 20 YEARS AGO. 955 00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:31,850 HE WROTE ABOUT IT IN HIS BOOK. 956 00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:33,552 BACK IN COLLEGE, 957 00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:35,787 SIDNEY HAD A BIG DATE WITH ANGIE DELUCA. 958 00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:37,923 HE WASN'T MUCH OF A LADIES' MAN 959 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:39,825 AND HE WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS HER. 960 00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:42,060 (Monk) SO THE TWO OF YOU COOKED UP A PLAN. 961 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,995 (Sharona) YEP, YOU COOKED UP A PLAN. 962 00:37:44,029 --> 00:37:46,365 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TELL IT? 963 00:37:46,398 --> 00:37:47,966 NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE-- 964 00:37:47,999 --> 00:37:49,568 YOU'RE BETTER AT TELLING IT. 965 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,570 (Monk) GO AHEAD, YOU CAN TELL IT. 966 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,705 NO, YOU TELL IT. 967 00:37:53,739 --> 00:37:54,773 I'LL TELL IT NEXT TIME. 968 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:55,774 FOR GOD'S SAKE, SOMEBODY TELL IT. 969 00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:58,510 IT WAS A HARMLESS LITTLE PRANK. 970 00:37:58,544 --> 00:38:02,414 YOU PRETENDED TO MUG SIDNEY TEAL AND HIS DATE 971 00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:04,716 AND FOR A MINUTE, THE MILD-MANNERED COMPUTER GEEK 972 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:07,719 GOT TO LOOK LIKE SUPERMAN. 973 00:38:07,753 --> 00:38:09,555 AND I'M SURE YOU BOTH HAD A BIG LAUGH ABOUT IT 974 00:38:09,588 --> 00:38:10,656 LATER ON. 975 00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:13,492 YOU ARE A NUT CASE. 976 00:38:13,525 --> 00:38:15,327 NO ONE'S GONNA BELIEVE HIM. 977 00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:17,696 ON OCCASION, I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO BELIEVE HIM. 978 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:18,797 DON'T STOP NOW. 979 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:19,865 (Monk) WHERE WAS I? 980 00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:20,899 (Sharona) 20 YEARS LATER 981 00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:24,436 SIDNEY BROUGHT MIRA TO HIS COLLEGE FUNDRAISER 982 00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:25,937 AND THAT'S WHERE YOU TWO MET. 983 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:29,341 AND YOU MET AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN. 984 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:30,942 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL IT? 985 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:32,344 NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 986 00:38:32,378 --> 00:38:33,345 JUST--JUST GO. 987 00:38:33,379 --> 00:38:34,546 A YEAR GOES BY. 988 00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:37,849 YOU DECIDE THAT LIFE WOULD BE PERFECT 989 00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:39,718 WITHOUT SIDNEY TEAL AROUND 990 00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:42,888 SO YOU TWO HATCH A PLAN. 991 00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:45,757 YOU CONTACTED SIDNEY AND YOU REMINDED HIM 992 00:38:45,791 --> 00:38:48,427 ABOUT THE TIME THAT YOU HELPED HIM IMPRESS HIS DATE 993 00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:49,861 AND YOU ASKED HIM IF HE WOULDN'T LIKE 994 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:51,363 TO RETURN THE FAVOR. 995 00:38:51,397 --> 00:38:52,864 (Sharona) YOU KNEW HE WOULDN'T SAY NO. 996 00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,366 IT WAS A CHANCE FOR HIM TO RELIVE 997 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,934 ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS OF HIS LIFE. 998 00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:58,670 (Monk) AND IT WORKED LIKE A CHARM. 999 00:38:58,704 --> 00:39:00,372 TO THE REST OF THE WORLD, 1000 00:39:00,406 --> 00:39:02,474 IT APPEARED THAT AN ECCENTRIC BILLIONAIRE 1001 00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:04,376 HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN. 1002 00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:05,544 AND IF WORSE CAME TO WORSE 1003 00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:08,046 AND ANYONE CONNECTED YOU WITH SIDNEY TEAL, 1004 00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,882 YOU JUST HAD TO ADMIT THAT YOU'D HAD AN AFFAIR 1005 00:39:10,916 --> 00:39:13,051 AND CLAIM THAT THE SHOOTING WAS SELF DEFENSE. 1006 00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:17,088 THAT IS ONE HELL OF A STORY, MR. MONK, 1007 00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:20,859 IF YOU COULD PROVE IT. 1008 00:39:20,892 --> 00:39:23,929 HE ALWAYS WENT THE EXTRA MILE. 1009 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:25,997 THAT NIGHT, YOUR PAL SIDNEY 1010 00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:27,599 HAD A LITTLE SURPRISE OF HIS OWN. 1011 00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:28,934 REALLY? YES, SIR. 1012 00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:34,406 YOU SEE, HE'D HIRED AN ACTOR TO POSE AS A COP 1013 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,543 SO AFTER YOU'D SCARED OFF THE MUGGER 1014 00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:39,811 THE COP WAS GOING TO RUN UP 1015 00:39:39,845 --> 00:39:41,713 AND COMMEND YOU FOR YOUR HEROISM. 1016 00:39:41,747 --> 00:39:42,748 OH, MY GOD. 1017 00:39:42,781 --> 00:39:43,982 FRAIDY COP. 1018 00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:45,016 (Monk) I'M AFRAID SO. 1019 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,184 YOU SEE, CAPTAIN, 1020 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,586 I REMEMBERED WHAT YOU'D SAID 1021 00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:49,488 THAT NO COP IN YOUR DEPARTMENT 1022 00:39:49,521 --> 00:39:51,623 WOULD EVER RUN FROM THE SCENE OF A CRIME. 1023 00:39:51,657 --> 00:39:53,992 AND IT OCCURRED TO ME MAYBE FRAIDY COP 1024 00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:56,595 WASN'T A REAL COP. 1025 00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:58,930 (Sharona) I CHECKED ALL THE LOCAL COSTUME SHOPS. 1026 00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:01,199 THERE WAS ONLY ONE COP UNIFORM RENTED THAT NIGHT. 1027 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,934 (Sidney) HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1028 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:05,904 [body hits the ground] 1029 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:11,677 GENTLEMEN, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET JOSEPH MORATTA. 1030 00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:14,946 VERY PROMISING YOUNG ACTOR. 1031 00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,081 YOU? 1032 00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:17,883 JOE WANTED ME TO MENTION 1033 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:19,785 THAT HE CAN BE SEEN IN CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF 1034 00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:23,121 AT THE HARRIS WEBLEY DINNER THEATER ALL NEXT WEEK. 1035 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:25,491 YOU KNOW, WHEN I HEARD THE SHOTS, 1036 00:40:25,524 --> 00:40:27,726 I GUESS I KIND OF PANICKED. 1037 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:30,095 I'M SORRY IF I CAUSED YOU GUYS ANY PROBLEMS. 1038 00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:31,129 PROBLEMS? 1039 00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:32,898 KID, YOU HAVE NO IDEA! 1040 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:36,234 I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS. 1041 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,936 THIS IS ALL HIS IDEA. 1042 00:40:37,969 --> 00:40:39,070 WHY, YOU BITCH! 1043 00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:40,739 AAH! YOU PLANNED THE WHOLE THING! 1044 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,574 [screaming] 1045 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:45,611 [gunshot] 1046 00:40:45,644 --> 00:40:46,612 (Disher) STAY DOWN! 1047 00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:47,613 OH, GEE! 1048 00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:48,614 GIMME THE ARM! 1049 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:49,781 [Modine grunts] 1050 00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:51,517 MODINE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST 1051 00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:53,018 FOR THE MURDER OF SIDNEY TEAL. 1052 00:40:53,051 --> 00:40:54,586 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 1053 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:55,887 ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN BE USED AGAINST YOU. 1054 00:40:55,921 --> 00:40:57,122 (Moratta) HE'S GOT A GUN! LOOK OUT! 1055 00:40:57,155 --> 00:40:59,991 [reporters chattering] 1056 00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:05,263 FRAIDY COP, JUST A COUPLE QUESTIONS, PLEASE! 1057 00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:06,998 CAN YOU GIVE US A STATEMENT? 1058 00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:08,900 DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY! 1059 00:41:08,934 --> 00:41:09,968 SHOOT HIM. 1060 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,837 I CAN'T DO THAT, SIR. 1061 00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:16,174 THEN SHOOT ME. 1062 00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:18,076 $1,400, $1,460. 1063 00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:19,645 THAT'S ALL I HAVE. 1064 00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:21,146 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CALL THE COPS. 1065 00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:22,180 HERE! 1066 00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:25,884 I PREFER NOT TO HANDLE CASH. 1067 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:28,954 NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, LEO. 1068 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,055 NEXT TIME, SIR, 1069 00:41:30,088 --> 00:41:31,957 JUST PAY YOUR DEBTS. 1070 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,859 WAIT A MINUTE, I KNOW YOU. 1071 00:41:33,892 --> 00:41:34,860 YOU WERE ON THE NEWS. 1072 00:41:34,893 --> 00:41:35,861 NO, NO, THAT WAS-- 1073 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:37,763 FRAIDY COP! NO, NO! 1074 00:41:37,796 --> 00:41:38,864 COME BACK HERE! 1075 00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:39,698 YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 1076 00:41:39,731 --> 00:41:41,299 LOOK AT HIM GO. HE'S AN INSPIRATION. 1077 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:42,868 (Otterman) YOU COWARDS! 1078 00:41:42,901 --> 00:41:43,969 I WAS GONNA GIVE HIM A COUPLA BUCKS. 1079 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,003 YOU CAN SEND IT TO HIM. 1080 00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:46,538 HE'LL BE IN CANADA BY TOMORROW. 1081 00:41:46,572 --> 00:41:47,939 OH, GOD. 1082 00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:49,875 I'LL KILL YOU! 1083 00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:52,878 [upbeat jazz music] 1084 00:41:52,911 --> 00:42:00,919 * 1085 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:05,223 Captioning by CaptionMax www.captionmax.com