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All: [ Monotone ]
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY
♪ IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY
♪ NOT OUR BIRTHDAY
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY
♪ BIRTHDAY, HOORAY
Together:
[ Monotone ] SPLENDID.
NOW WHILE I EAT
OUR BIRTHDAY CAKE,
YOU MAY SING IT AGAIN!
[ GROANING ]
All: ♪ HAPPY BIRTH...
[ SCREAMING ]
[ GASPING, SCREAMING ]
UGH!
[ SCREAMING ]
OH-OH-OH-OH,
OH-OH!
[ SCREAMING ]
STATUS REPORT, NUMBUH 5.
AS PER OPERATION CAKE...
PARTY GUESTS EVACUATED,
CAKE LOCATED,
AND PARTY CLOWN NEUTRALIZED.
[ HONK ]
PREPARE THE CAKE FOR TRANSPORT
BACK TO HEADQUARTERS
WHILE I HAVE A WORD
WITH THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
FROM DOWN THE LANE.
WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
HAVE YOU ARRIVED TO ABSCOND
WITH MY BIRTHDAY CAKE
LIKE YOU DO EVERY YEAR?
PRECISELY.
- IT'S BETTER THAN WATCHING - YOU SPOILED SNOBS EAT IT
BY YOURSELVES.
- SO LET'S DO THIS - THE EASY WAY.
HAND OVER THE CAKE,
AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY.
BUT WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO PLAY
SOME PARTY GAMES.
PLEASE STAY.
WHOA!
WE INSIST.
IT'S ALWAYS THE HARD WAY
WITH YOU GOODY-GOODY
LITTLE CREEPS, ISN'T IT?
NUMBUH 4. [ SNAPS ]
- RIGHT. - FIRST, I'M GONNA CLEAN
YOUR ADULT-LOVING,
PRISSY, LITTLE CLOCKS,
AND THEN WE'LL BE TAKING
THAT CAKE.
NO PARTY GAMES, WALLACE?
YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT
OUR FRIEND LAURA, WOULD YOU?
I GOT INVITED
TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY!
BEAT IT, SQUIRT!
I GOT NO TIME
FOR NO PARTY GAMES.
THERE'S NO PARTY GAMES?
[ Strained ]
BUT I... LOVE...
PARTY... GAMES!
OH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION
LAURA'S LITTLE... CONDITION?
MEET...
THE BIG BADOLESCENT.
[ Deep voice ]
ME WANT PARTY GAMES...
NOW!
NOW! NOW!
NOW!
Delightful Children:
WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO PLAYING
SOME PARTY GAMES... NOW?
FINE.
WE'LL PLAY YOUR LITTLE
PARTY GAMES FOR NOW.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
WE'RE ABOUT TO BREAK OPEN
THE GREATEST PIÑATA EVER.
YAY!
PARTY-GAME TIME!
[ Normal voice ] OOH.
UGH.
COME ON! LET'S GO
TO THE GAME ROOM.
UGH!
[ Singsong voice ]
GREATEST PIÑATA EVER!
I'VE SEEN BETTER.
NOW, REMEMBER, KUKI, DEAR,
THE HARDER YOU SWING,
THE MORE CANDY YOU GET.
CANDY!
NO, NUMBUH 3, DO...
UGH!
CANDY!
- NO! YOU'RE HITTING... - UGH!
CANDY, CANDY, CANDY!
- STOP! - YOU'VE GOT TO... OW!
HOW'D I DO?
[ GRUNTING ]
- [ Deep voice ] - NO PEEKING!
[ LAUGHING ]
YOUR TURN.
OHH! OHH!
HUH?! HUH?!
MMM!
ISN'T THIS GREAT?
I NEVER GET INVITED
TO PARTIES.
[ LAUGHING ]
THAT'S A SILLY DONKEY!
IT ALSO MAKES SILLY SOUNDS
WHEN YOU PIN ITS TAIL ON,
SO AIM CAREFULLY.
OKAY!
UH, NUMBUH 1,
YOU GOT A PLAN OR SOMETHING?
AHEM. LAURA, PERHAPS IT'S TIME
WE OPENED THE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.
IN FACT, WHY DON'T WE START
WITH THE RED ONE?
BIRTHDAY PRESENTS?
[ LAUGHING ]
RED PRESENT?
WHAT RED PRESENT?
[ LAUGHING ]
THIS ONE!
OPEN THIS RED ONE FIRST.
WOULDN'T YOU PREFER TO OPEN
THE GIFTS
AFTER OUR LITTLE GAME
IS FINISHED?
BUT I WANNA OPEN
THE PRESENTS...
[ Deep voice ] NOW!
FINE, FINE.
WE'LL OPEN THE GIFTS.
JUST STAY CALM.
"KIDS NEXT DOOR...
BATTLE STATIONS"?
HYAH!
WELL, IT'S BEEN
QUITE DELIGHTFUL,
BUT OUR RIDE IS HERE
AND WE MUST BE ON OUR WAY.
THANKS FOR THE CAKE.
YOUR PARTY IS OVER,
DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
FROM DOWN THE LANE.
THE PARTY'S OVER?
IT CAN'T BE OVER!
[ Deep voice ]
ME NO LIKE BE OVER!
GRRR!
[ ROARING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ CRACKING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ ALL GASP ]
BIRTHDAY CAKE!
[ CHEERING ]
GUYS! HEY, GUYS,
COME ON. WAIT UP.
I CAN'T RUN THAT FAST.
THAT FOOLISH GIRL FOILED
OUR PLANS.
WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE USED HER
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
- NEXT YEAR WE'LL GET - A GIANT LIZARD
OR SOMETHING SMARTER
THAN THAT STUPID GIRL.
COCONUT?!
[ Deep voice ]
I HATE COCONUT!
RRRR!
NOT IN THE FACE!
WELL, IF IT ISN'T CHIMPY AND HIS
DIMWITTED TWIN BROTHER KENNY.
WELCOME TO THE SECRET LABORATORY
OF PROFESSOR XXXL!
WHAT? OH, YES.
THE CRAB CLAW IS
A MINOR SETBACK
IN A SUPER-SECRET EXPERIMENT
I'M CONDUCTING
TO WIPE OUT THAT REPREHENSIBLE
PTA BOARD ONCE AND FOR ALL!
CHIMPY, MY GOOD LAD,
COME RIGHT THIS WAY.
[ CHATTERING ]
- HEY, PROFESSOR, - CHIMPY'S NOT MY BROTHER.
- HE'S JUST MY PET CHIMP - AND...
CONTAMINATE ANY HYDROCHLORIDE
SUBSTRUCTURES LATELY, KENNY?
CHIMPY'S THE ONE WHO PUT
THE SARDINES IN THE...
BAH!
I SUMMONED YOU OVER, CHIMPY,
BECAUSE I'M IN NEED
- OF SOME CHORES DONE - AROUND THE LABORATORY,
AND I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE MORE
TRUSTWORTHY THAN YOU, CHIMPY.
ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO FIND
SOME MINDLESSLY SIMPLE JOB
- FOR YOUR BROTHER KENNY - TO DO.
BUT I DON'T THINK...
- AH! - HERE WE ARE!
BEHOLD, BOYS, MY HORRIBLE-
DISEASE STORAGE LABORATORY.
HERE I HAVE STORED
AND CLASSIFIED
THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS
OF DANGEROUS DISEASES.
AND I'M STILL NOT EXACTLY
CERTAIN WHY.
BUT REGARDLESS, I HAVE STORED
AND CLASSIFIED
THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS...
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
- I HAVE SOME NEW SPECIMENS - FOR MY COLLECTION
THAT MUST BE ALPHABETICALLY
FILED ON THESE SHELVES.
I AM SURE THAT I DO NOT HAVE
TO REMIND YOU, CHIMPY,
ABOUT THE HAZARDS OF SUCH
A HAZARDOUS ENTERPRISE.
- [ CHATTERING ] - OOH!
BUT I DO INDEED NEED
TO REMIND KENNY.
I DON'T TRUST YOU, KENNY.
I DON'T TRUST YOU TOUCHING EVEN
ONE OF THESE DANGEROUS DISEASES.
ONLY RESPONSIBLE CHIMPY
WILL SHELVE THESE DISEASES,
WHILE YOU, KENNY, WILL CHECK
THEM OFF ON THE CHECKLIST.
BUT, PROFESSOR, CHIMPY'S JUST
A CHIMP. HE CAN'T...
BUT IF IN YOUR STUPIDITY
YOU DO BREAK A JAR
- AND GET EXPOSED TO - A HORRIBLE DISEASE,
- YOU'LL HAVE TO USE THE PHONE - IN MY OFFICE
- TO CALL THE HORRIBLE-DISEASE - HELP-ME HOTLINE.
THEY WILL GIVE YOU INSTRUCTION
ON WHAT TO DO FOR AN ANTIDOTE...
HOPEFULLY.
BY THEN
IT COULD BE TOO LATE.
WELL, CHIMPY,
KEEP YOUR LUNKHEADED BROTHER
OUT OF TROUBLE.
FOR I MUST GET GOING IF I,
PROFESSOR XXXL,
AM GOING TO FINALLY,
ONCE AND FOR ALL
ETERNALLY ENSLAVE THE ACCURSED
PARENT-TEACHER ASSOCIATION.
[ LAUGHING ]
I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA
TO LET CHIMPY EVEN...
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
NOW, CHIMPY, IF YOU THINK
THAT YOU'RE GONNA...
- CHIMPY, - GET DOWN FROM THERE!
[ CHATTERING,
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
[ CRASHING ]
DON'T DO THAT!
YOU'RE GONNA...
CHIMPY!
GET BACK DOWN HERE!
WHAT'S THAT LABEL SAY?
SWINE FLU?
AAAAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
Hello. Giant, big, huge
ice-cream cake factory.
UH, ICE-CREAM CAKE?
[ CHATTERING ]
I'LL TAKE ONE LARGE CAKE,
I GUESS.
[ CHATTERING ]
OH, YEAH. CAN I GET THAT
WITH EXTRA... [ SNORTS ]
Hello. Horrible-disease help-me
hotline. Disease, please.
- SWINE FLU! - SWINE FLU!
All right. Let me see.
Uh, lime flu, right?
NO! SWINE FLU!
Oh, swine flu.
Well, that's... swine flu...
- You know what? - I don't see any...
CHIMPY, DON'T JUST SIT THERE.
DO SOMETHING!
Boy, maybe I should check
with my supervisor
on this swine flu...
Swine flu, right?
Hmm. Swine flu.
That's this. No.
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
[ HISSING ]
"IN CASE OF SWINE FLU."
CHIMPY!
CHIMPY, OPEN THAT BOX!
THE BOX, CHIMPY!
OPEN THE BOX!
[ CHATTERING ]
BAM!
LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE.
[ SQUEALING ]
NOW, CHIMPY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE MESSING AROUND
WITH THESE JARS!
THERE'S BAD STUFF IN THEM!
LIKE THIS ONE HERE CALLED
"SALMONELLA FITZGERALD."
HMM. SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME
OF THAT FAMOUS JAZZ LADY.
BUT IT'S PROBABLY ACTUALLY
A SUPERDEADLY DISEASE.
THAT IS WHY CHIMPS SHOULD NOT BE
ALLOWED TO TOUCH THESE JARS.
CHIMPS ARE JUST NOT CAREFUL.
AAH!
UGH! UGH!
EXCUSE ME, CHIMPY, BUT I HAVE
TO GO USE THE PHONE.
[ CHATTERS ]
[ Muffled ]
AAH!
Horrible-disease help-me
hotline. Disease, please.
I'VE GOT
SALMONELLA FITZGERALD!
♪ BA DA, DO BOP BERALD
♪ ZIPPITY BOP, DIPPIN',
BOYA, DOPPIN' ♪
♪ DO WAAA!
Salmonella fitzgerald like that
jazz singer Ella Fitzgerald?
Wow. You're not gonna
believe this.
I actually know how to fix
this one.
- To cure - the salmonella fitzgerald,
- All you gotta do is lick - a chimp.
- Trust me. - It works every time.
Of course, don't ask me where
you can get a chimp right now,
especially this late
on a Saturday.
- THAT'S RIGHT. - IT'S SATURDAY.
WHERE AM I GONNA FIND A CHIMP
TO LICK ON A SATURDAY?
♪ BA DA DA,
DOO DOO DOO DAY ♪
[ CHATTERING ]
OH, CHIMPY?
CHIMPY, I NEED TO LICK A CHIMP,
BUT SINCE IT'S SATURDAY,
- MOST PLACES WILL BE FRESH OUT - BY NOW.
ANY IDEA WHERE I COULD FIND
A CHIMP TO LICK?
CHIMPY! COME BACK HERE
AND LET ME LICK YOU!
♪ BA DOO, WAA BA DA DA
♪ DOO BA DOO WOW OOH
[ ALARM BLARING,
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
CHIMPY!
- CHIMPY, - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- ♪ A MEAN PROFESSOR, - DA ♪
THE PROFESSOR'S GONNA BE
BACK SOON...
[ CREAKING ]
AND...
♪ ANOTHER THING
UGH! NOW WHAT?!
SO!
ONCE AGAIN I'M EMBARRASSED,
BATTERED, AND BRUISED,
MASSACRED BY THE INSIDIOUS PTA.
THEY EVEN ABSCONDED
WITH MY CLAW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND NOW I RETURN TO FIND
MY DANGEROUS-DISEASE LABORATORY
DESTROYED!
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS,
KENNY!
[ CHATTERS ]
I... I...
[ ALARM BLARING ]
AAH! AAH! AAH!
WHOA!
OH! OH!
[ CHATTERING ]
HEY!
WHICH ONE OF YOU FREAKS ORDERED
THE ICE-CREAM CAKE?
COME ON, BOYS.
ICE-CREAM CAKE!
[ CHATTERING ]
HEY! CUT IT OUT!
HEY! LEAVE ME ALONE!
NO! HEY, YOU GUYS!
HEY! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!
OH, HE'S GOT COLD HANDS!
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
- HI. JULIE. - YEAH, I'M AT THE SWIM CLUB.
HUH? NO. I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN
IN THE WATER YET.
IT'S BEEN ADULT SWIM FOR, LIKE,
ELEVENTY-BILLION HOURS.
WELL, DUH! WE'RE ALL JUST
SITTING AROUND.
[ SNORING ]
[ IMITATING AIRPLANE ]
[ WHIRRING ]
- GREETINGS, - FELLOW KIDS NEXT DOOR.
TODAY'S MISSION IS AN IMPORTANT
ONE FOR US.
NOW, AS YOU CAN SEE,
ONE OF OUR SATELLITES HAS
INTERCEPTED A PHONE CALL
FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD SWIM CLUB.
OOH! OOH!
IT SEEMS THAT OUR ENEMIES...
THE GROWN-UPS...
HAVE EXTENDED THEIR ADULT SWIM
SO THAT KIDS HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NO SWIM TIME OF THEIR OWN.
AND WE ALL KNOW HOW BORING
GROWN-UPS ARE IN A POOL.
YEAH, NUMBUH 1.
THEY NEVER SPLASH AROUND
OR DO CANNONBALLS.
AND THEY NEVER SCREAM
REAL LOUD!
OR DUNK EACH OTHER
UNDER THE WATER.
PRECISELY.
- SO, IF WE'RE GOING TO PUT A STOP - TO THIS ADULT-SWIM THING,
WE'RE GOING TO NEED A PLAN.
AND I HAVE JUST...
[ WHISTLES ]
NUMBUH 5 HAS A PLAN.
WHY DON'T WE JUST GO JUMP
IN THE POOL?
WHO'S GONNA STOP US?
LET'S DO IT!
[ CHEERING ]
HEY, GUYS.
WAIT FOR ME.
GOOD AFTERNOON, PASSENGERS.
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN, NUMBUH 2,
SPEAKING.
IT IS AT THIS TIME
WE WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST
THAT YOU HANG
ONTO YOUR UNDERWEAR!
WA HA HA HA HA HA!
WAHOO!
LET'S GET IN THAT POOL!
[ SHOUTING ]
MR. WINK?
YES, MR. FIBB?
AREN'T THOSE
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR?
A DIRTY BATCH OF ILL-BEHAVED
CHILDREN, MR. FIBB.
THEY DON'T THINK THEY'RE GOING
SWIMMING IN OUR POOL,
DO THEY, MR. WINK?
SWIMMING POOLS ARE NOT FOR
FILTHY CHILDREN, MR. FIBB.
AND BESIDES...
IT IS ADULT SWIM.
[ ALARM SOUNDS ]
[ SHOUTING ]
[ ALARM BLARING ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
[ GROANING ]
OUR SINCEREST APOLOGIES,
KIDS NEXT DOOR.
BUT IT IS CURRENTLY
ADULT SWIM.
- IF YOU'D LIKE - TO GO SWIMMING,
YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME
TO USE THE KIDDY POOL.
KIDDY POOL! KIDDY POOL!
KIDDY POOL?
KIDDY POOL. KIDDY POOL.
OH, KIDDY POOL.
[ CHUCKLING ]
MOVE OVER!
MARCO!
OW!
POLO!
- MARCO! - POLO!
MARCO! POLO!
- MARCO! - POLO!
KNOCK IT OFF!
WHY ARE WE
IN THE KIDDY POOL?
BECAUSE THE WATER'S NICE
AND WARM.
WHY DON'T WE GO
AND GIVE THOSE LIFEGUARDS
A GOOD WHUPPING, NUMBUH 1?
BECAUSE I HAVE
A BETTER IDEA.
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
BATTLE STATIONS!
5...
4...
3...
2...
1! 1!
KIDS NEXT DOOR...
ATTACK!
PREPARING TO TARGET.
ALMOST THERE.
TARGET LOCKED.
FIRE NUMBUH 2.
WHO? ME?
OH, NO.
AAAAAAH!
AN INCONVENIENT SITUATION,
MR. FIBB.
MOST ANNOYING, MR. WINK.
WHO WANTS TO GO SWIMMING?!
[ CHEERING ]
ADULT SWIM IS OVER!
COME ON IN, GUYS!
THE WATER'S GREAT!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
- YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD GET - BACK TO THE KID-A-PAULT.
AAH! AAH!
- IF AT FIRST - YOU DON'T SUCCEED
AT KEEPING FILTHY CHILDREN
OUT OF THE POOL, MR. FIBB...
TRY, TRY AGAIN, MR. WINK.
[ SCREAMING ]
- OKAY, - I'VE GOT A PLAN.
FIRST, NUMBUH 3 WILL...
HEY!
WHERE IS NUMBUH 3?
AT THE SNACK BAR.
NUMBUH 5 ORDERED NACHOS.
ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY?!
YOU CAN'T EAT NOW!
I'M AFRAID THAT YOU KIDS NEXT
DOOR WON'T BE SWIMMING TODAY.
OR EVER AGAIN.
SNACK TIME!
SNACK TIME? SNACK TIME?
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
YOU GUYS WANTED THE ICE CREAM,
YEAH. THANKS.
RIGHT?
MMM! SO GOOD!
MMM! MMM!
MY FAVORITE FLAVOR.
MOST SAVORY!
EXCUSE ME! WE DON'T GIVE
ICE-CREAM CONES TO THE ENEMY!
HEY.
WHAT DID YOU GET ME ANYWAY?
NOTHING!
[ LAUGHS ]
NOTHING?
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
AHA!
WITH YOUR SUPER CHAIR,
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR WILL RULE
THE POOL AND SWIM ALL WE WANT.
BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO GET RID
OF YOU LIFEGUARDS.
WHAA!
WHOA, WHOA!
WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA!
AHEM. AHEM.
SO, UH...
WHO'S GOING
TO THE KIDDY POOL?
ANYONE?
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR