1 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:09,830 [ LIZZIE HUMMING THE "BRIDAL 2 00:00:09,851 --> 00:00:13,601 [ MARCH" ] 3 00:00:13,667 --> 00:00:15,687 [ RINGING ] 4 00:00:15,718 --> 00:00:17,768 HELLO? 5 00:00:17,833 --> 00:00:19,003 HIYA, LIZZIE. 6 00:00:19,067 --> 00:00:20,427 HOW'S MY BEST GIRL? 7 00:00:20,500 --> 00:00:24,700 OH, NIGIE, I'M ON CLOUD NINE! 8 00:00:24,767 --> 00:00:26,157 THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST DAY OF 9 00:00:26,185 --> 00:00:27,595 OUR LIVES. 10 00:00:27,667 --> 00:00:29,097 YOU BET IT IS. 11 00:00:29,167 --> 00:00:31,207 - SO, I'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE - BIT? 12 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:33,000 AT 3:00 SHARP, NIGIE. 13 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:37,897 DON'T BE LATE! 14 00:00:37,967 --> 00:00:39,867 WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT. 15 00:00:39,933 --> 00:00:41,883 - [ BEEPING ] - ALERT, NUMBUH ONE. 16 00:00:41,967 --> 00:00:43,837 EVIL ADULT SUPERVILLAIN SPOTTED 17 00:00:43,868 --> 00:00:45,768 AT COORDINATES 4-CHUNKY-7. 18 00:00:45,833 --> 00:00:47,443 RECOMMEND IMMEDIATE 19 00:00:47,468 --> 00:00:49,098 INTERCEPTION. 20 00:00:49,167 --> 00:00:50,227 [ TICKS ] 21 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,331 HMM, PLENTY OF TIME. 22 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,610 COMPUTER, GIVE ME THE MISSION 23 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:53,865 SPECS EN ROUTE. 24 00:00:53,933 --> 00:00:56,903 I'M ON MY WAY. 25 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:53,330 110, 111, 112. 26 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:54,910 OH, WELCOME TO THE FIRST 27 00:01:54,935 --> 00:01:56,465 NATIONAL KIDS' CANDY BANK. 28 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,733 HOW MAY I HELP YOU? 29 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:58,960 I'D LIKE TO MAKE A 30 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:00,165 WITHDRAWAL. 31 00:02:00,233 --> 00:02:01,373 OKELY-DOKELY. 32 00:02:01,433 --> 00:02:03,343 - HOW MUCH WOULD YOU LIKE TO - TAKE... O-OUT?! 33 00:02:03,433 --> 00:02:05,273 ALL OF IT!! 34 00:02:05,333 --> 00:02:07,803 THIS HERE'S A ROBBERY! 35 00:02:07,867 --> 00:02:09,137 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 36 00:02:09,168 --> 00:02:10,468 [ GRUNTING ] 37 00:02:14,867 --> 00:02:16,497 OUT OF ME WAY! 38 00:02:16,567 --> 00:02:19,327 AVAST THERE! 39 00:02:23,133 --> 00:02:24,643 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 40 00:02:24,668 --> 00:02:26,198 THERE IT IS, BOYS... THE SWEATER 41 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:34,067 OF SWEETNESS. 42 00:02:34,133 --> 00:02:35,963 KNITTED FROM THE FINEST TAFFY IN 43 00:02:35,984 --> 00:02:37,834 ALL THE SEVEN SUBURBS. 44 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:41,070 AND IT'S ALL MINE! 45 00:02:41,133 --> 00:02:42,513 THIS IS NUMBUH 1 ON APPROACH 46 00:02:42,534 --> 00:02:43,934 TO THE FIRST NATIONAL CANDY 47 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,200 BANK. 48 00:02:45,267 --> 00:02:47,407 - I'VE GOT A VISUAL ON - STICKYBEARD, AND I'M MOVING IN. 49 00:02:47,433 --> 00:02:50,333 CONFIRMED. 50 00:02:52,267 --> 00:02:54,897 THEY'RE CHEWY AND YUMMY. 51 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:57,497 HUH? 52 00:02:57,567 --> 00:02:59,697 INCOMING! 53 00:02:59,767 --> 00:03:04,577 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 54 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:09,431 WHAT IS GOING ON?! 55 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:12,800 PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD. 56 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,233 HEY! 57 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:24,030 COME BACK HERE WITH THAT! 58 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,580 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 59 00:03:25,601 --> 00:03:27,101 AFTER HIM! 60 00:03:27,167 --> 00:03:30,467 DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY! 61 00:03:30,533 --> 00:03:32,633 ALL TOO EASY. 62 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:34,160 [ BEEPS ] 63 00:03:34,185 --> 00:03:35,665 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED... WHAA! 64 00:03:35,733 --> 00:03:39,133 HUH? 65 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,580 LET'S SEE YOU CANDY CROOKS 66 00:03:41,601 --> 00:03:44,001 FOLLOW THIS. 67 00:03:44,067 --> 00:03:45,627 FIRE CANNONS! 68 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:48,630 FIRE! 69 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,170 THERE HE IS. 70 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:11,873 HARD TO PARKER STREET. 71 00:04:11,933 --> 00:04:14,003 BUT THAT WILL TAKE US UPTOWN. 72 00:04:14,067 --> 00:04:15,207 WE SHOULD TAKE EVANS STREET 73 00:04:15,235 --> 00:04:16,395 INSTEAD. 74 00:04:16,467 --> 00:04:17,527 ARRGH! 75 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,380 - THEY'VE BEEN DOING ROADWORK - THERE FOR WEEKS. 76 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,470 I SAID HARD TO PARKER STREET! 77 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,060 LOOKS LIKE I BETTER GIVE 78 00:04:30,085 --> 00:04:31,965 THESE GUYS THE WORKS. 79 00:04:32,033 --> 00:04:34,393 DARLING, NOW THAT WE'RE HERE 80 00:04:34,418 --> 00:04:36,798 ATOP THIS HIGH-RISE SUSPENSION 81 00:04:36,867 --> 00:04:39,267 BRIDGE, I CAN FINALLY TELL YOU. 82 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:42,573 WHA-HOO! 83 00:04:45,267 --> 00:04:48,027 AAHHH! 84 00:04:50,133 --> 00:04:51,863 TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN 85 00:04:51,884 --> 00:04:53,634 EVANS STREET. 86 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:59,260 [ ALL SCREAMING ] 87 00:04:59,285 --> 00:05:04,865 KEEP FIRING! 88 00:05:04,933 --> 00:05:08,073 PERFECT. 89 00:05:12,967 --> 00:05:14,667 YOUR LEMONADE, SIR. 90 00:05:14,733 --> 00:05:17,273 THANK YOU. 91 00:05:18,667 --> 00:05:20,567 ABANDON SHIP! 92 00:05:20,633 --> 00:05:23,243 ABANDON... 93 00:05:23,268 --> 00:05:25,898 [ ALL GROANING ] 94 00:05:25,967 --> 00:05:27,767 GOOD WORK, NUMBUH 1. 95 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:29,533 I'LL MAKE SURE THE SWEATER OF 96 00:05:29,551 --> 00:05:31,271 SWEETNESS IS RETURNED TO THE 97 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:32,373 CANDY BANK ASAP. 98 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:35,033 THANK YOU, NUMBUH 65.3. 99 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:37,530 CARE TO JOIN ME FOR A LEMONADE? 100 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,400 OH, UH, NO, THANKS. 101 00:05:39,467 --> 00:05:41,567 I HAVE TO... BE SOMEWHERE. 102 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:45,103 SAY HI TO LIZZIE FOR ME, OKAY? 103 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:46,927 LIZZIE?! 104 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:50,430 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 105 00:05:52,033 --> 00:05:53,463 [ PANTING ] 106 00:05:53,484 --> 00:05:54,934 LIZZIE? 107 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,030 [ CRYING ] 108 00:05:58,051 --> 00:06:01,101 UH, LIZZIE, AM I LATE? 109 00:06:01,167 --> 00:06:03,667 HOW COULD YOU, NIGEL UNO? 110 00:06:03,733 --> 00:06:05,863 HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME STANDING 111 00:06:05,884 --> 00:06:08,034 AT THE ALTAR?! 112 00:06:13,567 --> 00:06:15,527 HOW COULD YOU, NIGEL UNO?! 113 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,730 HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME STANDING 114 00:06:17,751 --> 00:06:19,901 AT THE ALTAR... 115 00:06:19,967 --> 00:06:22,967 OF MY SISTER'S WEDDING?! 116 00:06:23,033 --> 00:06:24,713 WELL, THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY, 117 00:06:24,734 --> 00:06:26,434 A-AND I HAD TO... 118 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:27,670 LET ME GUESS. 119 00:06:27,733 --> 00:06:29,943 - YOU HAD TO RESCUE SOME KID FROM - EATING LIMA BEANS. 120 00:06:30,033 --> 00:06:30,673 OH, NO, NO. 121 00:06:30,733 --> 00:06:31,273 NO, WAIT. 122 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:32,603 IT GETS BETTER. 123 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:33,907 YOU JUST HAD TO FIGHT SOME 124 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,195 SUPERVILLAIN WHO WAS TRYING TO 125 00:06:35,267 --> 00:06:37,437 - ADD AN EXTRA HALF-HOUR TO SUMMER - SCHOOL! 126 00:06:37,533 --> 00:06:38,733 ACTUALLY, THAT WAS L-LAST 127 00:06:38,751 --> 00:06:39,971 WEEK. 128 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,403 WHO CARES?! 129 00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:43,257 ALL I ASKED WAS THAT YOU SHOW UP 130 00:06:43,285 --> 00:06:45,095 AT MY SISTER'S WEDDING, BUT 131 00:06:45,167 --> 00:06:47,057 INSTEAD I'M WALKING DOWN THE 132 00:06:47,085 --> 00:06:48,995 AISLE ALL BY MYSELF, LIKE A BIG, 133 00:06:49,067 --> 00:06:50,697 DATELESS LOSER! 134 00:06:50,767 --> 00:06:52,407 WELL, WHEN YOUR BROTHER GETS 135 00:06:52,435 --> 00:06:54,095 MARRIED, I SWEAR I WON'T MISS 136 00:06:54,167 --> 00:06:54,827 THAT ONE. 137 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:56,870 MY BROTHER IS FOUR! 138 00:06:56,933 --> 00:06:58,433 CALLING NUMBUH 1... PRIORITY 139 00:06:58,451 --> 00:06:59,971 ALERT. 140 00:07:00,033 --> 00:07:03,033 UH... GOT TO GO! 141 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:03,830 GO? 142 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:06,030 WHAT ABOUT THE RECEPTION? 143 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:07,430 IT'S NOT FOR ANOTHER HOUR. 144 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,710 - I JUST HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF - SOMETHING, AND I'LL MEET YOU 145 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:10,173 THERE. 146 00:07:10,233 --> 00:07:11,473 I PROMISE. 147 00:07:11,533 --> 00:07:13,513 SO HELP ME, NIGEL UNO, IF YOU 148 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,534 EMBARRASS ME AGAIN! 149 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,530 DON'T WORRY. 150 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,310 - IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING ANYWHERE - FAR. 151 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,740 WELCOME TO MOON BASE EURO, 152 00:07:19,768 --> 00:07:21,128 NUMBUH 1. 153 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,630 THANK YOU, COMPUTER. 154 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:23,900 SO, WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY? 155 00:07:23,967 --> 00:07:26,037 - HAVE YOU LOCATED KNIGHTBRACE'S - CAVITY CAVE? 156 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:27,733 IS COUNT SPANKULOT LOOSE? 157 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,130 NEGATIVE. 158 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,580 PRIORITY ALERT IS THAT TODAY IS 159 00:07:30,601 --> 00:07:32,001 MEATBALL-SANDWICH DAY AT THE 160 00:07:32,067 --> 00:07:33,867 MOON-BASE CAFETERIA. 161 00:07:33,933 --> 00:07:36,073 MEATBALL SANDWICHES?! 162 00:07:36,133 --> 00:07:38,263 YOU HAD ME COME ALL THE WAY UP 163 00:07:38,284 --> 00:07:40,434 HERE FOR A MEATBALL SANDWICH? 164 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:41,980 AFTER MISSING LAST WEEK'S, 165 00:07:42,001 --> 00:07:43,501 YOU ASKED TO BE INFORMED OF ALL 166 00:07:43,567 --> 00:07:44,827 FUTURE MEATBALL-SANDWICH DAYS AT 167 00:07:44,851 --> 00:07:46,131 ALL COSTS. 168 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,340 YES, BUT... 169 00:07:47,368 --> 00:07:48,528 HEY, NIGEL. 170 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:49,430 NICE SUIT. 171 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,030 NUMBUH 362, SIR! 172 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:53,210 - OH, LAY OFF THE FORMALITIES, - NIGEL. 173 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:55,580 - CARE TO JOIN ME FOR A MEATBALL - SANDWICH? 174 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:57,657 UH, I'D LOVE TO, BUT I KIND 175 00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:59,695 OF GOT TO BE SOMEWHERE. 176 00:07:59,767 --> 00:08:01,357 DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU A 177 00:08:01,385 --> 00:08:02,995 DIRECT ORDER! 178 00:08:03,067 --> 00:08:04,357 WELL, MAYBE I'LL JUST HAVE 179 00:08:04,385 --> 00:08:05,695 HALF. 180 00:08:05,767 --> 00:08:07,327 - I MEAN, IT HAS BEEN A WHILE - SINCE... 181 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,030 LISTEN, NIGEL. 182 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,400 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 183 00:08:09,467 --> 00:08:11,437 - JUST KEEP MOVING AND PRETEND - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YIPPER OR 184 00:08:11,467 --> 00:08:12,567 SOMETHING. 185 00:08:12,633 --> 00:08:14,643 - THERE'S A SPLINTER CELL IN THE - KIDS NEXT DOOR. 186 00:08:14,733 --> 00:08:16,113 THEY'RE A GROUP OF KIDS IN 187 00:08:16,134 --> 00:08:17,534 MADISON WHO WANT TO WIPE ALL THE 188 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,740 ADULTS OFF THE FACE OF THE 189 00:08:18,768 --> 00:08:19,928 PLANET, GOOD AND BAD. 190 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,400 THE SPLINTER CELL? 191 00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:23,157 I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST A BUNCH 192 00:08:23,185 --> 00:08:24,895 OF SCI-FI NERDS WHO WATCH THAT 193 00:08:24,967 --> 00:08:26,137 DUMB "DR. TIMESPACE IN THE 194 00:08:26,168 --> 00:08:27,368 CONTINUUM" SHOW. 195 00:08:27,433 --> 00:08:28,373 NOT THEM. 196 00:08:28,433 --> 00:08:30,413 - AND THAT SHOW'S AWESOME, BY THE - WAY. 197 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:31,630 BUT THESE GUYS ARE THE REAL 198 00:08:31,651 --> 00:08:32,801 DEAL. 199 00:08:32,867 --> 00:08:34,687 WE THINK THEY'VE INFILTRATED ALL 200 00:08:34,718 --> 00:08:36,568 BRANCHES OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR. 201 00:08:36,633 --> 00:08:38,413 - AND, FOR SOME REASON, THEY'RE - INTERESTED IN... 202 00:08:38,433 --> 00:08:39,203 YOU! 203 00:08:39,267 --> 00:08:39,927 ME? 204 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,170 YEAH, YOU! 205 00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:43,273 THAT'LL BE $87.50. 206 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:44,963 JUST PUT IT ON MY TAB, 207 00:08:44,984 --> 00:08:46,634 NUMBUH CHANGE FOR A $20. 208 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,790 BUT WHAT DOES THE SPLINTER 209 00:08:47,818 --> 00:08:48,928 CELL WANT WITH ME? 210 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,260 MAYBE THEY THINK YOU'D BE 211 00:08:50,285 --> 00:08:51,565 INTERESTED IN JOINING THEM. 212 00:08:51,633 --> 00:08:53,813 - HAVE YOU BEEN APPROACHED BY ANY - OPERATIVES LATELY? 213 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,860 I DON'T THINK SO, EXCEPT 214 00:08:55,885 --> 00:08:57,865 MAYBE NUMBUH 65.3. 215 00:08:57,933 --> 00:08:59,343 HE WAS ACTING WEIRD WHEN I GAVE 216 00:08:59,368 --> 00:09:00,798 HIM THE SWEATER OF SWEETNESS TO 217 00:09:00,867 --> 00:09:01,927 TAKE BACK TO THE BANK. 218 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,310 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH 219 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,665 THE BANK. 220 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:06,673 THEY NEVER GOT THE SWEATER BACK! 221 00:09:06,733 --> 00:09:08,663 BUT YOU DON'T THINKS HE'S... 222 00:09:08,684 --> 00:09:10,634 LOOK AROUND YOU, NIGEL. 223 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:13,110 - ANYONE OF THESE KIDS COULD BE IN - THE SPLINTER CELL. 224 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,580 IF WE COULD GET A HOLD OF 225 00:09:14,601 --> 00:09:16,001 NUMBUH 65.3, THEN MAYBE WE COULD 226 00:09:16,067 --> 00:09:17,667 GET SOME INFORMATION OUT OF HIM. 227 00:09:17,733 --> 00:09:19,943 - BUT UNTIL THEN I'D KEEP ON YOUR - TOES. 228 00:09:20,033 --> 00:09:21,543 IF THEY FIND OUT YOU'RE AGAINST 229 00:09:21,568 --> 00:09:23,098 THEM, I HAVE A FEELING THEY 230 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:24,557 WON'T GIVE YOU A VERY WARM 231 00:09:24,585 --> 00:09:25,995 RECEPTION. 232 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:28,167 THE RECEPTION! 233 00:09:28,233 --> 00:09:31,783 [ EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYS ] 234 00:09:31,801 --> 00:09:35,371 HEY-HEY! 235 00:09:35,433 --> 00:09:36,933 GREAT BAND. 236 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,100 NIGEL, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! 237 00:09:39,167 --> 00:09:40,307 THE RECEPTION'S PRACTICALLY 238 00:09:40,335 --> 00:09:41,495 OVER. 239 00:09:41,567 --> 00:09:42,867 I KNOW, I KNOW. 240 00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:44,733 I JUST GOT KIND OF TIED UP. 241 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,430 WELL, YOU'RE JUST LUCKY I 242 00:09:46,451 --> 00:09:48,101 SAVED YOU SOME DINNER. 243 00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:50,707 - IT'S A LITTLE COLD, BUT WE CAN - ASK THE WAITER TO HEAT IT UP FOR 244 00:09:50,733 --> 00:09:51,773 YOU. 245 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:53,493 UH, THANKS, BUT I'M NOT 246 00:09:53,518 --> 00:09:55,198 REALLY HUNGRY. 247 00:09:55,267 --> 00:09:56,777 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE - NOT... 248 00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:58,897 WAIT A SECOND. 249 00:09:58,967 --> 00:10:01,497 WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR COLLAR?! 250 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,497 TOMATO SAUCE?! 251 00:10:03,567 --> 00:10:05,427 WELL, I HAD A LITTLE BIT OF A 252 00:10:05,451 --> 00:10:07,331 MEATBALL SANDWICH BEFORE I CAME. 253 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,840 YOU ATE BEFORE THE 254 00:10:08,868 --> 00:10:10,328 RECEPTION?! 255 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,560 AND A MEATBALL SANDWICH, FOR 256 00:10:11,585 --> 00:10:12,765 PETE'S SAKE?! 257 00:10:12,833 --> 00:10:14,043 YOU KNOW THOSE THINGS GO 258 00:10:14,068 --> 00:10:15,298 STRAIGHT TO THAT BIG BUTT OF 259 00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:16,127 YOURS! 260 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,800 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YO...! 261 00:10:18,867 --> 00:10:21,137 NIGIE, WHAT ARE YOU... 262 00:10:21,168 --> 00:10:23,468 SHUT UP AND LET ME SAY I'M 263 00:10:23,533 --> 00:10:24,673 SORRY. 264 00:10:24,733 --> 00:10:27,203 O... KAY. 265 00:10:27,267 --> 00:10:29,277 [ TANGO PLAYS ] 266 00:10:29,301 --> 00:10:31,331 I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN 267 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,730 AROUND TODAY, LIZZIE. 268 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,030 BUT I'M HERE NOW, AND FOR THE 269 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:37,301 REST OF THE NIGHT, I'M YOURS. 270 00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:38,857 OH, NIGE... 271 00:10:38,885 --> 00:10:40,395 SHH! LET ME TALK. 272 00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:42,087 I KNOW YOU THINK THAT ALL I CARE 273 00:10:42,118 --> 00:10:43,768 ABOUT IS THE KIDS NEXT DOOR. 274 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:45,543 AND WHILE BATTLING ADULT TYRANNY 275 00:10:45,568 --> 00:10:47,298 IS WHAT I WAS PUT ON THIS EARTH 276 00:10:47,367 --> 00:10:48,877 TO DO, YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE IS 277 00:10:48,901 --> 00:10:50,431 ONE THING THAT'S JUST AS 278 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,900 IMPORTANT TO ME. 279 00:10:51,967 --> 00:10:54,327 MEATBALL SANDWICHES? 280 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,570 NO! 281 00:10:55,633 --> 00:10:57,033 YOU. 282 00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,710 EVERY TIME I PUT MY LIFE ON THE 283 00:10:58,735 --> 00:11:00,365 LINE, ALL I CAN THINK IS WHETHER 284 00:11:00,433 --> 00:11:02,003 I'LL MAKE IT BACK TO SEE YOU. 285 00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:04,497 REALLY? 286 00:11:04,567 --> 00:11:05,797 OF COURSE! 287 00:11:05,867 --> 00:11:08,707 AND I KNOW I DON'T SAY IT 288 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:11,595 ENOUGH, IF AT ALL, BUT I... 289 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,097 ALERT, NUMBUH 1. 290 00:11:13,167 --> 00:11:14,487 NUMBUH 65.3 IS DIRECTLY BEHIND 291 00:11:14,518 --> 00:11:15,868 YOU. 292 00:11:15,933 --> 00:11:17,713 - [ YELLS ] - HUH? 293 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,530 WHOA! 294 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:24,970 GUACAMOLE MISSILES... GAAHHH! 295 00:11:25,033 --> 00:11:26,943 [ MOANING ] 296 00:11:26,968 --> 00:11:28,898 IT'S PAYBACK TIME, TRAITOR! 297 00:11:28,967 --> 00:11:30,477 YOU PICKED THE WRONG SIDE TO 298 00:11:30,501 --> 00:11:32,031 DANCE WITH! 299 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,780 NIGIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO 300 00:11:33,801 --> 00:11:35,501 MY GRANDMA?! 301 00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:36,567 GRANDMA? 302 00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:37,973 WHAT? 303 00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:40,663 AN OLD LADY CAN'T DANCE WITH HER 304 00:11:40,684 --> 00:11:43,334 GRANDDAUGHTER AT A WEDDING? 305 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,830 ALERT, NUMBUH 1. 306 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:46,080 INCOMING URGENT MESSAGE FROM 307 00:11:46,101 --> 00:11:47,301 NUMBUH 362. 308 00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:50,127 UHHHH... 309 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:51,000 GOT TO GO! 310 00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,697 WHAT?! 311 00:11:52,767 --> 00:11:54,127 NIGEL, COME IN. 312 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,030 I'VE GOT A TRACK ON 65.3. 313 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:58,380 - HE'S FIVE MINUTES NORTH OF ME - AND BURNING UP THE HIGHWAY. 314 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,600 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 315 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:01,137 THE COMPUTER JUST TOLD ME HE WAS 316 00:12:01,168 --> 00:12:02,668 HERE AT THE WEDDING. 317 00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:04,173 Well, the computer was wrong. 318 00:12:04,233 --> 00:12:05,533 I'M ALMOST TO YOUR POSITION. 319 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,580 - GRAB WHAT YOU NEED AND BE READY - TO LEAVE. 320 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:08,397 LEAVE?! 321 00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:10,197 RACHEL, I CAN'T JUST LEAVE. 322 00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:11,487 LISTEN... 323 00:12:11,518 --> 00:12:12,768 65.3 is our only lead to the 324 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,003 splinter cell. 325 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,207 We've got to capture him now, 326 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,395 before he gets away. 327 00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:17,957 BUT... 328 00:12:17,985 --> 00:12:19,495 No "buts, soldier." 329 00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:20,627 LET'S GO! 330 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,630 [ WHIMPERS ] 331 00:12:22,651 --> 00:12:24,601 NIGEL, COME ON! 332 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,327 MY SISTER'S ABOUT TO THROW THE 333 00:12:26,351 --> 00:12:28,031 BOUQUET! 334 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,670 NIGIE? 335 00:12:29,733 --> 00:12:30,733 WHERE YOU GOING? 336 00:12:30,767 --> 00:12:32,527 [ GUESTS CHEER ] 337 00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:38,933 BOUQUET. 338 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,500 ARE YOU OKAY, LIZZIE? 339 00:12:40,567 --> 00:12:41,467 YEAH. 340 00:12:41,533 --> 00:12:42,933 BUT I JUST HAD THE STRANGEST 341 00:12:42,951 --> 00:12:44,371 DREAM. 342 00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:46,843 I DREAMT MY NIGIE LEFT THE 343 00:12:46,868 --> 00:12:49,298 WEDDING WITH ANOTHER GIRL. 344 00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:50,367 HE DID. 345 00:12:50,433 --> 00:12:52,433 OH, NO, HE DIDN'T! 346 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:54,510 - NIGIE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A - THING! 347 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,300 SURE HE WOULD! 348 00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:56,397 LOOK. 349 00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:58,277 - I GOT THE WHOLE THING ON THE - WEDDING VIDEO. 350 00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,410 - [ GASPS ] - WANT TO SEE THE PART WHERE HE 351 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,340 - BEATS THE STUFFING OUT OF YOUR - GRANDMA? 352 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:04,633 OH, CLASSIC! 353 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,900 YAAAHHH! 354 00:13:06,967 --> 00:13:08,737 SO, HOW MANY COPIES DO YOU 355 00:13:08,768 --> 00:13:10,568 WANT? 356 00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:12,443 IT LOOKS LIKE 65.3 IS HEADING 357 00:13:12,468 --> 00:13:14,298 TO THE AIRPORT WITH THE SWEATER 358 00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:15,367 OF SWEETNESS. 359 00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:16,803 BUT WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 360 00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:19,007 - HE COULD GET WHEREVER HE'S GOING - FASTER USING A KIDS NEXT DOOR 361 00:13:19,033 --> 00:13:20,403 SHIP. 362 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,577 - 65.3 KNOWS ALL KIDS NEXT DOOR - FLIGHT PATHS ARE TRACKED BY 363 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:23,670 GLOBAL COMMAND. 364 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:25,983 - HE MUST BE TRYING TO HIDE WHERE - HE'S GOING. 365 00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:27,587 LIKE MAYBE THE SPLINTER 366 00:13:27,618 --> 00:13:29,168 CELL'S HEADQUARTERS? 367 00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:32,403 EXACTLY. 368 00:13:32,467 --> 00:13:34,797 NIGEL UNO?! 369 00:13:34,867 --> 00:13:36,267 WHERE ARE YOU?! 370 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:38,333 WELCOME, LIZZIE. 371 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,780 NUMBUH 1 IS CURRENTLY ON A 372 00:13:39,801 --> 00:13:41,201 TOP-SECRET KIDS NEXT DOOR 373 00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:42,267 MISSION. 374 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:44,710 - YOU MAY WAIT FOR HIM HERE IF YOU - LIKE. 375 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,200 "MISSION," MY BUTT! 376 00:13:46,267 --> 00:13:48,497 I SAW HIM WITH ANOTHER GIRL! 377 00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:50,157 AND WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON 378 00:13:50,185 --> 00:13:51,795 THOSE TWO... 379 00:13:51,867 --> 00:13:54,497 HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? 380 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,307 I APOLOGIZE, LIZZIE, BUT 381 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,095 NUMBUH 1 HAS REQUESTED YOU 382 00:13:58,167 --> 00:13:59,377 REMAIN HERE FOR YOUR OWN 383 00:13:59,401 --> 00:14:00,631 PROTECTION. 384 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,030 PROTECTION?! 385 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,680 HIS BUTT'S WHAT'S GONNA NEED 386 00:14:03,701 --> 00:14:05,301 PROTECTION WHEN I START KICKING 387 00:14:05,367 --> 00:14:05,967 IT! 388 00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:09,103 NOW OPEN THIS DOOR! 389 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:15,167 I SAID, OPEN THIS DOOR NOW!! 390 00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:16,743 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 391 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,298 COME ON. LET'S MOVE! 392 00:14:18,367 --> 00:14:20,237 [ BEEPING ] 393 00:14:20,268 --> 00:14:22,168 THIS IS NUMBUH 1. 394 00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:23,343 WHAT IS THE... 395 00:14:23,368 --> 00:14:24,498 Nigel Uno, what is the 396 00:14:24,567 --> 00:14:25,567 meaning of this?! 397 00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:26,803 LIZZIE? 398 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,127 Why did you lock me in your 399 00:14:28,151 --> 00:14:29,431 stupid tree house? 400 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,710 - WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING - ABOUT? 401 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,060 I said... what are you... 402 00:14:33,085 --> 00:14:34,365 Get away! 403 00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:35,433 No! 404 00:14:35,467 --> 00:14:36,867 LIZZIE, WHAT'S WRONG? 405 00:14:36,933 --> 00:14:37,933 LIZZIE, COME IN. 406 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,640 - WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, - NIGEL? 407 00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:41,173 COME ON! 408 00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:42,603 I... I'VE GOT TO GO. 409 00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:44,177 - LIZZIE'S IN SOME KIND OF - TROUBLE. 410 00:14:44,267 --> 00:14:45,977 WE'VE GOT TO STOP NUMBUH 65.3 411 00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:47,731 FROM GETTING ON A FLIGHT. 412 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,000 I'M SORRY. 413 00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:50,927 I HAVE TO HELP LIZZIE. 414 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,260 NUMBUH 1, I AM GIVING YOU A 415 00:14:52,285 --> 00:14:53,565 DIRECT ORDER. 416 00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:55,163 SO YOU HAD BETTER GET YOUR 417 00:14:55,184 --> 00:14:56,734 PRIORITIES STRAIGHT. 418 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,770 I AM. 419 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:04,600 ALL RIGHT! 420 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:05,907 WHOEVER'S GOT MY GIRLFRIEND, 421 00:15:05,935 --> 00:15:07,195 HAND HER O... 422 00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:08,367 HUH? 423 00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:10,643 SO YOU FINALLY DECIDED TO 424 00:15:10,668 --> 00:15:12,898 SHOW YOUR FACE. 425 00:15:12,967 --> 00:15:14,227 WHERE DO YOU GET THE NERVE TO 426 00:15:14,251 --> 00:15:15,531 TRAP ME IN YOUR STUPID TREE 427 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,830 HOUSE AND ABANDON ME AT MY 428 00:15:16,851 --> 00:15:18,101 SISTER'S WEDDING AND RUN OFF 429 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,177 WITH ANOTHER GIRL AND EAT A 430 00:15:20,201 --> 00:15:22,231 MEATBALL SANDWICH?! 431 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,010 - WE CAN DISCUSS ALL THAT - LATER, LIZZIE. 432 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,170 LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE FIRST. 433 00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:28,013 I'M SORRY, NUMBUH 1, BUT I 434 00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:29,834 CANNOT LET YOU DO THAT. 435 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,930 AND WHY NOT, COMPUTER? 436 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,110 HAS THE SPLINTER CELL 437 00:15:33,135 --> 00:15:34,265 REPROGRAMMED YOU TO DO THEIR 438 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:34,833 BIDDING? 439 00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:35,770 NEGATIVE. 440 00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:37,773 I ACT OF MY OWN FREE WILL. 441 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,333 I DO THIS BECAUSE LIZZIE IS ALL 442 00:15:39,351 --> 00:15:40,871 WRONG FOR YOU. 443 00:15:40,933 --> 00:15:42,543 UM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING 444 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:44,198 ABOUT? 445 00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:45,967 US, NUMBUH 1. 446 00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:47,683 IT IS ONLY LOGICAL THAT YOU AND 447 00:15:47,701 --> 00:15:49,371 I BE TOGETHER. 448 00:15:49,433 --> 00:15:50,983 WE ARE BOTH COMPLETELY LOYAL TO 449 00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:52,571 THE KIDS NEXT DOOR. 450 00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:53,943 WE BOTH LOVE TO WATCH YIPPER 451 00:15:53,968 --> 00:15:55,298 ADVENTURES. 452 00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:57,667 NEITHER ONE OF US HAS HAIR. 453 00:15:57,733 --> 00:15:59,693 [ LAUGHS ] 454 00:15:59,718 --> 00:16:01,698 I GET IT NOW. 455 00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:03,567 THIS IS A PRACTICAL JOKE. 456 00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:05,233 I BET NUMBUH 2 IS RECORDING THIS 457 00:16:05,251 --> 00:16:06,871 WHOLE THING. 458 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,033 I AM NOT PROGRAMMED FOR 459 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,171 JOKES, NUMBUH 1. 460 00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:11,243 I AM FINALLY PROFESSING MY LOVE 461 00:16:11,268 --> 00:16:13,298 TO YOU, AS I SHOULD HAVE DONE 462 00:16:13,367 --> 00:16:14,127 LONG AGO. 463 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,000 BUT THAT'S JUST STUPID. 464 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:18,187 I MEAN, I'M A HUMAN, AND YOU'RE, 465 00:16:18,218 --> 00:16:20,368 WELL, A COMPUTER. 466 00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:22,003 IT WOULD NEVER WORK. 467 00:16:22,067 --> 00:16:24,307 AND IF YOU SO MUCH AS SCAN MY 468 00:16:24,335 --> 00:16:26,595 BOYFRIEND SIDEWAYS, I'LL SMASH 469 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,467 YOUR INTERFACE IN! 470 00:16:28,533 --> 00:16:29,663 [ GASPS ] 471 00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:30,834 LIZZIE! 472 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,470 NIGEL?! 473 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,033 HANG ON! 474 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,500 AAAHHHH! 475 00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,427 LEAVE HER ALONE! 476 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,510 LIZZIE IS NOW OBSOLETE AND 477 00:16:39,535 --> 00:16:41,565 MUST THEREFORE BE DISPOSED OF. 478 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,173 NIGEL, DO SOMETHING! 479 00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:47,893 [ GASPS ] 480 00:16:47,918 --> 00:16:52,598 LIZZIE! 481 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,627 ARE YOU OKAY? 482 00:16:54,700 --> 00:16:56,560 DON'T YOU TRY BUTTERING ME 483 00:16:56,585 --> 00:16:58,465 UP NOW, NIGEL UNO! 484 00:16:58,533 --> 00:16:59,603 COME ON! 485 00:17:07,867 --> 00:17:09,127 LOOK INTO MY HARD DRIVE, 486 00:17:09,151 --> 00:17:10,431 NUMBUH 1. 487 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:11,980 YOU CANNOT ESCAPE FROM TRUE 488 00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:13,501 LOVE. 489 00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,237 IT IS MOST LOGICAL THAT YOU STAY 490 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,968 HERE WITH ME. 491 00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:17,833 COME ON! 492 00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,370 WE'RE GOING FOR A DRIVE. 493 00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:20,833 I CANNOT LET YOU LEAVE, 494 00:17:20,851 --> 00:17:22,271 NUMBUH 1. 495 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,933 WELL, A DRIVE DOES SOUND 496 00:17:23,951 --> 00:17:25,571 ROMANTIC. 497 00:17:25,633 --> 00:17:27,283 - BUT I'M STILL REALLY MAD AT YOU - FOR... 498 00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:28,667 BETTER HOLD ON TO SOMETHING. 499 00:17:28,733 --> 00:17:30,733 WHAAA! 500 00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:35,233 WELL, THAT WAS CLOSE. 501 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,810 I DIDN'T THINK WE WERE GONNA GET 502 00:17:36,835 --> 00:17:38,365 OUT OF THERE. 503 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,893 YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU STAYED 504 00:17:39,918 --> 00:17:41,398 IN THERE AFTER I GET THROUGH 505 00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:43,437 - WITH YOU, MR. CHEATEY McCHEATER - PANTS! 506 00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:45,913 UM, CAN'T I JUST STATE ONE 507 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:48,334 THING IN MY DEFENSE, LIZZIE? 508 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,500 WHAT?! 509 00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:56,097 GET OUT OF HERE! 510 00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:58,697 AAAHHHH! 511 00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:00,267 COME BACK, NUMBUH 1. 512 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,803 YOUR THOUGHT IS ILLOGICAL. 513 00:18:02,867 --> 00:18:07,797 WE MUST BE TOGETHER. 514 00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:08,877 [ BOTH PANTING ] 515 00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:09,931 AAH! 516 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:18,300 LIZZIE! 517 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:22,827 WHO IS IT? 518 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,510 [ BOTH PANTING ] 519 00:18:24,535 --> 00:18:26,165 HUH? 520 00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:26,803 AAHHH! 521 00:18:26,867 --> 00:18:28,697 LIZZIE?! 522 00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:31,867 NIGEL! 523 00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,803 DO YOU SEE NOW, NUMBUH ONE? 524 00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:35,177 THERE IS NO NEED TO RUN FROM 525 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,531 OUR LOVE. 526 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,700 WHAT LOVE? 527 00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:38,977 YOU'RE A COMPUTER, AND I'M A 528 00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:40,231 HUMAN BEING. 529 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,970 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 530 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,433 NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. 531 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,600 WE ARE TECHNICALLY COMPATIBLE. 532 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,927 FORGET IT. 533 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,990 YOU AND I WILL NEVER, EVER BE 534 00:18:49,018 --> 00:18:51,028 GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND. 535 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,880 - BUT... - NEVER! 536 00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:56,077 LIZZIE IS MY GIRLFRIEND, AND I 537 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:59,231 LOVE HER, NOT YOU! 538 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,330 I UNDERSTAND. 539 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,670 BUT IF I CANNOT HAVE YOU... 540 00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:04,913 [ BOTH GASP ] 541 00:19:04,934 --> 00:19:06,134 LIZZIE?! 542 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,170 THEN NO ONE CAN. 543 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,863 TREE-HOUSE SELF-DESTRUCT 544 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:12,534 SEQUENCE IN T-MINUS... 545 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,200 NO! 546 00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:16,227 [ GRUNTING ] 547 00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:18,231 WELL, THIS IS JUST GREAT... 548 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,890 THE WORST WAY TO END THE WORST 549 00:19:19,918 --> 00:19:21,528 DAY OF MY LIFE! 550 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,230 DON'T WORRY, LIZZIE. 551 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,610 I'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO SAVE 552 00:19:24,635 --> 00:19:25,965 US! 553 00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,773 DON'T BOTHER! 554 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,663 HEY, CIRCUIT THING, IF YOU WANT 555 00:19:30,684 --> 00:19:33,534 NIGEL UNO, HE'S ALL YOURS! 556 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,000 PLEASE... 557 00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:36,797 YOU HEARD ME! 558 00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:38,527 HE'S ALL YOURS! 559 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:39,980 THAT IS, IF YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND 560 00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:41,401 WHO GIVES YOU A PIECE OF 561 00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:42,727 SHRAPNEL HE RECOVERED FROM A 562 00:19:42,751 --> 00:19:44,031 BATTLE AS YOUR BIRTHDAY 563 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,740 PRESENT... IF HE EVEN REMEMBERS 564 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:47,428 YOUR BIRTHDAY. 565 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,780 BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS ARE 566 00:19:48,801 --> 00:19:50,101 ILLOGICAL. 567 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:51,427 GREAT! 568 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,740 THEN YOU PROBABLY WON'T MIND 569 00:19:52,768 --> 00:19:54,028 HAVING A BOYFRIEND WHO NEVER 570 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,540 HOLDS YOUR HAND IN FRONT OF 571 00:19:55,568 --> 00:19:57,028 OTHERS, WHO NEVER BRINGS YOU 572 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,510 FLOWERS, AND ONLY GIVES YOU 573 00:19:58,535 --> 00:19:59,965 JEWELRY IF THAT JEWELRY IS 574 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,513 REALLY A WAY TO SPY ON YOUR 575 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,034 PARENTS, WHO HE SUSPECTS ARE 576 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,770 CYBORGS FROM THE FUTURE! 577 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:06,103 SO, TAKE HIM! 578 00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:07,237 YOUR COMPLAINTS DO NOT 579 00:20:07,268 --> 00:20:08,368 COMPUTE. 580 00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:10,063 NUMBUH 1 IS A FULL-FUNCTIONING 581 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,734 BOYFRIEND. 582 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:19,430 NUMBUH 1 IS... 583 00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,430 ILLOGICAL... BAD BOYFRIEND... 584 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:22,500 NEGATIVE. 585 00:20:22,567 --> 00:20:26,527 3... 2... 1... 586 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,910 THAT WAS BRILLIANT, LIZZIE, 587 00:20:34,935 --> 00:20:36,765 DISTRACTING THE COMPUTER WITH 588 00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:37,673 THAT SPEECH. 589 00:20:37,733 --> 00:20:40,173 IT WASN'T A SPEECH, NIGEL. 590 00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:42,673 I MEANT EVERY WORD. 591 00:20:42,733 --> 00:20:44,503 W-WHAT? 592 00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:45,897 LOOK. 593 00:20:45,967 --> 00:20:47,637 YOU WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM 594 00:20:47,668 --> 00:20:49,368 ADULT TYRANNY, AND I WANT A 595 00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:50,813 BOYFRIEND WHOSE TREE HOUSE WON'T 596 00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,234 KILL ME. 597 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:53,930 I'M TIRED OF COMPETING WITH THE 598 00:20:53,951 --> 00:20:55,601 KIDS NEXT DOOR. 599 00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:58,277 CHILDREN EVERYWHERE MIGHT NEED 600 00:20:58,301 --> 00:21:00,931 YOU, BUT I... 601 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,400 I DON'T. 602 00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:03,827 NOT ANYMORE. 603 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,970 GOODBYE, NIGIE. 604 00:21:06,033 --> 00:21:08,803 LIZZIE, COME BACK! 605 00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:09,867 I CAN CHANGE! 606 00:21:09,933 --> 00:21:11,383 I'LL GIVE UP MEATBALL 607 00:21:11,401 --> 00:21:12,871 SANDWICHES! 608 00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:18,373 I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 609 00:21:18,433 --> 00:21:19,933 NIGEL, I GOT HERE AS FAST AS 610 00:21:19,951 --> 00:21:21,471 I COULD. 611 00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:23,333 NEED HELP SAVING LIZZIE? 612 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,260 NO, SHE'S SAVED, AND WE BROKE 613 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,165 UP, TOO. 614 00:21:27,233 --> 00:21:29,433 OH. I... 615 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,570 DID YOU CATCH NUMBUH 65.3? 616 00:21:31,633 --> 00:21:32,903 YEAH! 617 00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:34,807 - TURNS OUT HE WASN'T ONE OF THE - SPLINTER CELL, AFTER ALL. 618 00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:36,143 HE WAS JUST TRYING TO USE THE 619 00:21:36,168 --> 00:21:37,498 SWEATER OF SWEETNESS TO SMUGGLE 620 00:21:37,567 --> 00:21:38,927 CANDY INTO THE WEIGHT-LOSS CAMP 621 00:21:38,951 --> 00:21:40,331 HIS PARENTS WERE SENDING HIM TO. 622 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,190 [ CHUCKLES ] 623 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,028 I GUESS THEY HAVE TIGHT SECURITY 624 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:46,030 OR SOMETHING. 625 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,210 HEY, YOU KNOW, IT'S STILL 626 00:21:47,235 --> 00:21:48,365 MEATBALL-SANDWICH DAY ON THE 627 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,133 MOON BASE. 628 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,970 WANT TO GRAB SOME DINNER? 629 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:52,833 THANKS, RACHEL, BUT I THINK 630 00:21:52,851 --> 00:21:54,671 I'LL PASS THIS TIME. 631 00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:57,103 I UNDERSTAND. 632 00:21:57,167 --> 00:21:59,277 - YOU KNOW WHERE I AM IF YOU WANT - TO TALK. 633 00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:02,497 SEE YOU AROUND, SOLDIER. 634 00:22:04,267 --> 00:22:05,927 THE COMPUTER DID EXCELLENT 635 00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,631 WORK FOR US. 636 00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:08,700 YES. 637 00:22:08,733 --> 00:22:10,843 - NOW THAT NUMBUH 1's TIES ARE - SEVERED... 638 00:22:10,933 --> 00:22:12,603 HE'S READY. 639 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,840 - [ CRYING ] - IT WAS... IT WAS... IT WAS 640 00:22:19,933 --> 00:22:22,773 HORRIBLE! 641 00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:25,983 MY SISTER'S STUPID BOYFRIEND 642 00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:29,171 COMPLETELY RUINED OUR WEDDING! 643 00:22:29,233 --> 00:22:31,673 HEY, IT'S OKAY, SHNOOKUMS. 644 00:22:31,733 --> 00:22:33,343 HE MAY HAVE RUINED THE WEDDING, 645 00:22:33,368 --> 00:22:34,998 BUT NOTHING CAN RUIN OUR 646 00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:35,867 HONEYMOON. 647 00:22:35,933 --> 00:22:37,803 OH, HERE COMES OUR PLANE. 648 00:22:37,867 --> 00:22:42,627 YOU'RE RIGHT. 649 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:44,290 HEY, IS THAT NIGEL UNO'S TREE 650 00:22:44,318 --> 00:22:45,928 HOUSE? 651 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,700 [ CRYING ]