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AND WE'LL BE TALKING MORE
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ABOUT THE NATIONAL SPACE
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AGENCY'S PLANNED MOON LANDING
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LATER IN THE BROADCAST.
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BUT FIRST, LET'S GO LIVE TO
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BRAD PUNCHBEEF AT THE CONVENTION
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CENTER.
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- SORRY TO INTERRUPT THE REAL - NEWS, CHUCK, BUT I'M HERE AT THE
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NATIONAL SCIENCE FAIR, WHERE
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KIDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD ARE
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BORING US TO DEATH WITH THEIR
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SIMPLE AND PRIMITIVE EXPERIMENTS
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- THAT WE'VE SEEN A MILLION TIMES - BEFORE.
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CASE IN POINT... THIS SO-CALLED
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"VOLCANO" MADE BY GALLAGHER
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ELEMENTARY FOURTH GRADER
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HARVEY GILLIGAN.
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IT'S "HOAGIE."
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WHATEVER, KID.
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JUST TELL US ABOUT YOUR STUPID
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PROJECT, AND WE'LL PRETEND LIKE
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WE CARE, OKAY?
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- HEY, IT'S NOT STU... - GREAT!
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AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.
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BACK TO YOU, CHUCK.
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AND WE'RE CLEAR.
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FINALLY!
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- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE AND COVER - SOMETHING FUN, LIKE THE STOCK
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MARKET.
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YEAH, COOL!
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- CAN WE GO THROUGH RUSH-HOUR - TRAFFIC?
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YEAH, AWESOME!
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THE COAST IS CLEAR!
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, SIMMER
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DOWN, PEOPLE.
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AS YOU ALL KNOW, WE HOLD THE
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KIDS NEXT DOOR 2x4 TECHNOLOGY
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CONVENTION EVERY YEAR SO THAT
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EACH SECTOR CAN SHOW OFF THEIR
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LATEST ADVANCES IN GADGETS,
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VEHICLES, AND WEAPONRY.
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AND, AS ALWAYS, THE JUDGES AND
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I, NUMBUH 2x4, WILL VISIT EACH
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BOOTH TO DETERMINE WHO WILL WIN
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THE COVETED CHOCOLATE WRENCH
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AWARD FOR THE BEST, NEW 2x4 TECH
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INVENTION.
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WHY BOTHER?
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'CAUSE THIS YEAR, I'M A SHOO-IN
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TO WIN.
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AH, NUMBUH 2 OF SECTOR "V,"
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WHAT MAGNIFICENT TECHNOLOGICAL
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ADVANCEMENT HAVE YOU COME UP
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WITH THIS YEAR?
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IT'S COLOSSAL.
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IT'S "GIHUGIC."
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IT'S THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING
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YOU'VE NEVER SEEN.
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IT'S...
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT
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BOOGER!"?
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EXACTLY!
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A BOOGER SUBSTITUTE LIKE NO
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OTHER.
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UM, I HAVE A QUESTION.
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YES?
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THAT'S STUPID.
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HEY!
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THAT'S NOT A QUESTION.
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AND THAT'S NOT 2X4
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TECHNOLOGY.
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IT'S JUST GROSS!
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MOVING ON!
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OHH!
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AH, NUMBUH 202 OF SECTOR "G,"
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WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
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- ONLY THE BEST NEW INVENTION - EVER, SIR!
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JUST CHECK OUT THE VIDEO
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PRESENTATION WE MADE.
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[ BEEPING ]
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♪ WHAT YOU GONNA DO
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WHEN GRANDMA COMES A-CALLIN'? ♪
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♪ CHEEK TAZER, CHEEK TAZER
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♪ WHAT YOU GONNA NEED
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WHEN AUNTIE'S GOT YOU BAWLIN'? ♪
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♪ CHEEK TAZER, CHEEK TAZER
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♪ YOU POP IT IN YOUR CHEEK
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♪ IT'S REALLY A CINCH
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♪ THEN WAIT FOR THEM LADIES
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TO GIVE YOU A PINCH ♪
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♪ AND OH-OH,
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IT'S AS EASY AS THAT ♪
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♪ ABOUT A MILLION MEGAVOLTS
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WILL GIVE THEM A ZAP ♪
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♪ WHAT YOU GONNA DO
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- WHEN UNCLE PETE - COMES A-PINCHIN'? ♪
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♪ CHEEK TAZER, CHEEK TAZER
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♪ WHEN MISS JOHNSON VISITS
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ARE YOU TIRED OF FLINCHIN'? ♪
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♪ CHEEK TAZER, CHEEK TAZER
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♪ IT CAME FROM SECTOR "G,"
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AND IT'S SURE TO AMAZE HER ♪
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♪ IT'S THE SUPER-FANTASTIC
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CHEEK TAZER ♪
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OW!
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EXCELLENT IDEA, NUMBUH 202.
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I COULD HAVE REALLY USED ONE OF
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THOSE LAST THANKSGIVING.
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AND UP NEXT IS SECTOR "H."
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LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT,
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NUMBUH 30-C.
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NO PROB, SCIENCE DUDE.
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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Psst!
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OH. UH, OH, YEAH.
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[ Monotone ] HEY, HERE COMES
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THAT DUMB OLD "TOILET-NATOR."
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LET US HIT HIM WITH A SNOWBALL.
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YES, THAT IS A COOL IDEA, BUT
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THERE IS JUST ONE PROBLEM.
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Both: IT IS THE SUMMERTIME.
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AAH!
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HEY!
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IS THIS SNOW?
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IT SURE IS!
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OH, HELLO, NUMBUH 30-C.
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MAY I ASK HOW YOU ARE MAKING
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SNOWBALLS IN THE SUMMER?
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IT'S EASY, WITH SECTOR H's
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NEW SUMMER-BALL MAKER.
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BUT WHAT IS A SUMMER... OOH!
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CUT IT OUT!
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SUMMER BALL IS THE AMAZING,
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NEW INVENTION OF THE YEAR.
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SIMPLY POUR IN SOME ICE CUBES
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FROM YOUR MOM'S FREEZER.
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ADD COCONUTS, A COUPLE OF WHITE
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CRAYONS, A DASH OF SKIM MILK, A
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JAR OF PASTE, SOME SUGAR, A BOX
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OF RICE, A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR,
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AND PRESTO!
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OOH!
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BLECCH!
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IT WENT IN MY MOUTH!
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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IT MAY BE SUMMER, BUT THAT
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DOESN'T MEAN IT HAS TO BE A
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BUMMER.
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I CAME UP WITH THAT LAST LINE
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MYSELF.
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VERY NICE, NUMBUH 30-C, BUT
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NOTHING WE HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE.
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OW!
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HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG...
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AH, FORGET HIM.
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WITH "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT
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BOOGER!" YOU CAN MAKE SNOWBALLS
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WITH 200% BETTER "STICKABILITY."
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AAH!
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GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!
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WE'VE GOT REAL 2x4 TECHNOLOGY TO
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LOOK AT.
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YES, YOU DO!
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STEP RIGHT UP.
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STEP RIGHT UP TO CRAZY 80's 2x4
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SUPERSTORE, WHERE OUR GADGETS
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ARE "UNPOSSIBLE."
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- HEY, WANT TO FIND OUT WHO FARTED - IN MATH CLASS?
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- THEN TRY OUR NEW FART-IDENTIFIER - SPRAY.
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- JUST SPRAY IT GENEROUSLY AROUND - THE ROOM, AND THE CULPRIT'S
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BUTT WILL TURN GREEN.
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WHOOPSIE!
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MUST HAVE BEEN THOSE BAKED
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BEANS.
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- AND, SPEAKING OF BEANS, SIMPLY - TAKE ANY OLD KIND... STRING
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- BEANS, SOYBEANS, KIDNEY BEANS, - LIMA BEANS.
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- POUR THEM INTO THE NEW - JELLY-O-MATIC.
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IT'S GUARANTEED TO MAKE JELLY
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BEANS OUT OF YUCKY BEANS 100% OF
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THE TIME.
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20% OF THE TIME.
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- STILL WORKING OUT THE KINKS ON - THAT ONE.
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BUT LOOK AT THIS!
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CRAZY 80's NEW TEACHER-CANCELING
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HEADPHONES.
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- JUST SLIP THEM ON, AND YOU WON'T - HEAR A WORD OF THAT BORING
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- HISTORY LESSON, AND THE TEACHER - WILL NEVER KNOW...
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UM, NUMBUH 80?
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WHAT? CAN'T HEAR YA!
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OH, NEVER MIND!
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HEY, WAIT.
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I DIDN'T SHOW YOU CRAZY 80's
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SPANK-PROOF UNDERWEAR.
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COME ON.
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TRY TO SPANK ME.
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COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT!
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OKAY, WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS GOT?
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WATCH THIS!
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[ YAWNS ]
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[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
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- [ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ] - [ MAN SPEAKING ASIAN LANGUAGE ]
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EXCELLENT WORK, SECTOR "C."
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SEND A CASE OF THOSE OVER TO MY
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OFFICE, IF YOU DON'T MIND.
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WELL, IF YOU LIKE SMOKE
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TARTS, THEN YOU'LL LOVE THESE.
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MMM!
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SMELLS GOOD.
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WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S
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NOT BOOGER!" ON MELBA TOAST.
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WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, TRYING
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TO MAKE ME EAT BOOGERS?!
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WELL, YOU MIGHT THINK IT'S
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BOOGERS, BUT IT'S NOT!
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IT ALSO MAKES A GREAT DESSERT
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TOPPING.
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FORGET THAT JUNK!
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LET'S THUMBERCISE!
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ARE YOU TIRED OF GETTING YOUR
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BUTT KICKED PLAYING VIDEO GAMES?
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CAN'T SEEM TO WIN AT
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THUMB-WRESTLING?
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TIRED OF BULLIES KICKING SAND ON
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YOUR THUMBS?
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WELL, NO MORE!
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HI, I'M NUMBUH 123, AND I USED
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TO HAVE PALE, FLABBY, AND
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USELESS THUMBS UNTIL I CAME UP
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WITH A PROGRAM GUARANTEED TO
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GIVE YOU THE THUMBS YOU'VE
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ALWAYS DREAMED OF IN JUST 30
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DAYS.
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IT'S CALLED "THUMBERCISE," AND
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IT'S SWEEPING THE NATION.
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OTHER THUMB EXERCISES USE
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COMPLICATED AND EXPENSIVE
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EQUIPMENT THAT ONLY WORKS OUT
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PARTS OF YOUR THUMB.
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BUT THUMBERCISE'S EXCLUSIVE
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THUMB TENSIONIZER POWER BAND
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WORKS OUT THE ENTIRE THUMB,
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GIVING YOU A COMPLETE WORKOUT
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AND THE MUSCULAR, HEALTHY THUMBS
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YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
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SEE?
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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ALLOW ME, LADIES.
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NICE THUMB!
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[ BOTH GIGGLE ]
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THANKS, THUMBERCISE!
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OOH, A QUARTER!
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OW!
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MY EYE! I'M BLIND!
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OH, MY RETINA!
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CALL NOW TO RECEIVE
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NUMBUH 123's THUMBERCISE
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PROGRAM, INCLUDING THE PATENTED
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THUMB TENSIONIZER POWER BAND,
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30-MINUTE WORKOUT DISC, AND OUR
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HALF-PAGE INSTRUCTION BOOKLET.
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- CALL IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES - AND RECEIVE THESE THUMB
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SWEATBANDS, A $20 VALUE, FREE!
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- SUPPLIES ARE LIMITED, SO CALL - NOW.
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THUMB TENSIONIZER?!
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- THAT'S JUST A PLAIN, OLD RUBBER - BAND!
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HEY, THIS IS JUST A CRUDDY
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RUBBER BAND!
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NO!
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IT'S AN INDUSTRIAL-GRADE,
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HIGH-TECH POLYMER THAT'S BEEN
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CLINICALLY TESTED.
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SMOKY TART!
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I REALLY HAVE GOT TO REJECT
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FELIX TODAY.
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
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I WOULD GLADLY PAY YOU
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TUESDAY FOR THE HAMBURGER TODAY.
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PLEASE RETURN MY "RIFFRAFF"
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COMIC BOOKS TO ME.
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I HATE YOU.
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♪ FRèRE JACQUES, FRRE
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JACQUES ♪
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♪ DORMEZ VOUS, DORMEZ VOUS? ♪
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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WHAT IN THE NAME OF RIDGES AND
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WOODWORK ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING
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ABOUT?!
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I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO
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UNDERSTAND.
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OUI!
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LE FILTHé IS BEYOND YOUR
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CONVENTIONS.
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YEAH, BUT WHAT'S IT DO?!
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[ SIGHS ]
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YOU SIMPLY SPRAY IT ON BEFORE
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YOUR MOTHER MAKES YOU TAKE THE
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BATH, AND IT FORMS A WATERPROOF
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COATING SO YOU WILL NOT BECOME
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CLEAN, NO?
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WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
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THAT'S BRILLIANT!
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YEAH, BUT "I CAN'T BELIEVE
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IT'S NOT BOOGER!" DOES ALL THAT
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AND SOFTENS THE SKIN.
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GO ON.
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FEEL THE "TENDEROSITY."
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GET THAT STUFF AWAY FROM ME!
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- BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED IT - YET.
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COME ON.
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- IT DOES EVERYTHING... LUBRICATES - GEARS, BASTES TURKEYS.
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IT PLUGS LEAKS.
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IT'S AN AWESOME POPCORN TOPPING.
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IT'S AN ERASER, A MODELING
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COMPOUND, A SEMICONDUCTOR, A
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KEY CHAIN, AND...
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IT'S DELICIOUS!
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COME ON.
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JUST TRY IT AND SEE.
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IF I TRY IT, WILL YOU LEAVE
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ME ALONE?
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I PROMISE.
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AND IT'S NOT MADE WITH REAL
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BOOGERS?
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OH, NO WAY.
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THAT WOULD BE DISGUSTING.
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WELL, OKAY.
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SAY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
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AND IT REALLY DOES ALL THAT
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STUFF YOU SAID?
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"ABSITIVELY POSILUTELY."
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MMM.
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SAY, THAT IS QUITE DELECTABLE.
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SO, UH, WHAT'S IT MADE WITH?
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EARWAX.
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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WE WON! WE WON!
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[ CHEERING ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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HOW DID SECTOR "F" WIN THE AWARD
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FOR BEST 2x4 TECH INVENTION?
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MY "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT
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BOOGER!" CAN DO EVERYTHING THEIR
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- STUPID INVENTION CAN DO AND - MORE.
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TELL ME ABOUT IT.
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MY TREE-HOUSE SEEDS DIDN'T WIN,
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EITHER, AND I SPENT ALL NIGHT
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COLORING THE PACKAGING.
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SEE?
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WOW!
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WAY TO STAY INSIDE THE LINES,
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NUMBUH 42.
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- YOU'VE GOTTEN BETTER SINCE LAST - YEAR.
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WELL, UH, YOU KEEP THEM.
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MY DAD DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE
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60-STORY TREES IN OUR YARD.
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OKAY, THANKS.
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- HEY, WHAT YOU DOING AFTER THE - CONVENTION?
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A BUNCH OF US ARE GETTING
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TOGETHER TO WATCH THE
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"DR. TIMESPACE IN THE
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CONTINUUM'S" MARATHON.
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DEAD ARM!
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- YOU'RE NOT HANGING OUT WITH - THESE SCI-FI-WATCHING NERDS, ARE
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YOU, NUMBUH 2?
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WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS
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KNOCKING US FOR WATCHING
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"DR. TIMESPACE"?
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- YEAH, NUMBUH 4, IT'S NOT THAT - BAD.
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IN FACT, THE PHYSICS OF THE SHOW
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ARE PRETTY ACCURATE.
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OH, YEAH?
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IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU COULD USE A
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DEAD ARM, TOO!
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WHAA?
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HELP!
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THAT THING'S GOING AFTER THE
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SCIENTISTS.
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HEY, I'M A SCIENTIST!
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AAH!
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IT GOT ME!
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PULL!
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THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR
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"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT
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BOOGER!"
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EW!
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WHY'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!
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WAIT! IT'S WORKING.
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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[ ALL GROANING ]
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QUICK! TO THE SCAMPER!
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RIGHT! BAIL OUT OF HERE.
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AAH-HA-HA!
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WHAT THE CRUD WAS THAT
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ABOUT?!
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YEAH, THOSE WERE 2x4 TECH
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MACHINES.
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WHY WERE THEY ATTACKING US?
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[ SIGHS ]
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I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU
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THIS, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE
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SECRET IS OUT.
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LAST WEEK, GLOBAL COMMAND SENT
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OUT A TRIPLE-DEGREE, INCREDIBLY
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SUPER-BAD NEWS WARNING TO EVERY
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SECTOR LEADER.
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THEY'VE RECENTLY FOUND A
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SPLINTER CELL WITHIN THE KIDS
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NEXT DOOR, AND THEIR GOAL IS
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MUCH MORE RADICAL THAN FIGHTING
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ADULT TYRANNY.
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THEY WANT TO PERMANENTLY WIPE
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OUT ALL ADULTS, WHETHER GOOD OR
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BAD.
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CO-O-OL!
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NOT COOL, FOOL!
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THE KIDS NEXT DOOR ONLY FIGHT
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EVIL ADULTS.
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WELL, WHAT DO THESE CRUDDY
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GUYS WANT WITH ALL THOSE DORKY
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SCIENTISTS, ANYWAY?
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I CAN ONLY GUESS THEY'LL
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FORCE THEM TO BUILD SOME KIND
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OF SUPER MEGAWEAPON TO FURTHER
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THEIR EXTREMIST AIMS.
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WELL, WE GOT TO STOP THEM.
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NOT YOU, NUMBUH 2.
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IF THEY GET THEIR HANDS ON YOU,
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THEY'LL BE ABLE TO BUILD ALMOST
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ANYTHING.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO LAY LOW FOR A
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WHILE, SOMEWHERE THEY'D NEVER
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EXPECT TO FIND YOU.
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NOOOO!
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ANYWHERE BUT HERE!
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PLEASE!
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GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, JEB.
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IT'S BEEN, WHAT, A YEAR SINCE
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OUR LAST SECTOR-LEADERS'
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RETREAT?
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AH, NIGEL, OLD FRIEND.
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NUMBUH 2, THIS IS
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NUMBUH JEBIDIAH, LEADER OF
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SECTOR "A," THE AMISH KIDS NEXT
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DOOR.
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HIS TEAM HAS AGREED TO TAKE YOU
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IN WHILE WE FIND OUT WHO'S BEEN
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ABDUCTING OUR SCIENTISTS.
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AND UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE
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YOU TO BUILD ANYTHING WITH 2x4
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TECHNOLOGY WHILE YOU'RE HERE.
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IT WOULD DRAW UNDUE ATTENTION.
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YOU DO NOT BE NEEDING TO
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FRET.
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2x4 TECHNOLOGY IS FORBIDDEN IN
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THESE PARTS.
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- [ GASPS ] - YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS,
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NUMBUH 2.
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WE'LL COME BACK FOR YOU WHEN...
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TAKE ME WITH YOU!
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THERE'S NO ELECTRICITY!
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AND WORSE... NO VIDEO GAMES!
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YOU'LL BE... FINE!
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WAIT! NUMBUH 1!
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DON'T LEAVE ME!
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NUMBUH 2, THIS HERE IS
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NUMBUH EZEKIEL AND
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NUMBUH REBECCA.
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AFTERNOON.
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HOWDY-DO?
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DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU YOUR
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NAMES AREN'T NUMBERS?
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WE'RE NOT NEEDING ANY OF YOUR
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FANCY CITY NUMBERS AROUND HERE.
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00:16:00,733 --> 00:16:03,803
EZEKIEL?
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00:16:03,867 --> 00:16:05,167
WHAT'S UP?
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NO, I'M AFRAID WE'LL NEED
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YOUR 2x4 TECHNOLOGY DEVICES,
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PLEASE.
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WHAT?!
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- AND WHAT IF THAT SPLINTER CELL - ATTACKS?
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- I'LL AT LEAST NEED WEAPONS TO - DEFEND MYSELF.
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BUT WE DON'T BELIEVE IN
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VIOLENCE.
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00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:19,243
WHILE STAYING WITH US, YOU
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MUST RESPECT OUR WAYS.
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[ GRUMBLES ]
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FINE!
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[ MUTTERING ]
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OF ALL THE THINGS...
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THERE!
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ALL OF THEM, PLEASE.
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AAH!
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[ CLOCK TICKING ]
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THERE! THAT'S ALL!
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DON'T YOU FRET NONE.
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YOU WON'T BE MISSING THOSE
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THINGIES ONE BIT.
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WHAA!
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I'M NOT COMPLAINING, BUT THAT
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HURT.
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NOW THEN, REBECCA, BEST GET
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NUMBUH 2 PROPERLY ATTIRED.
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HUH?
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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NO, NO, NO, GUYS, I'M
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COMFORTABLE IN THIS.
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REALLY. GUYS?
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GUYS!
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00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:03,263
[ COW MOOS ]
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YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
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00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,370
I'M NOT WEARING THIS STUFF.
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00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:09,973
OH, BUT YOU LOOK SO PLAIN.
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00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:12,633
YEAH, PLAIN STUPID.
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IF YOU WANT TO BE STAYING IN
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OUR TREE HOUSE, YOU MUST DO AS
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WE DO.
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00:17:17,467 --> 00:17:20,827
SO, WHERE IS YOUR TREE HOUSE?
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RIGHT HERE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
526
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,530
THAT?!
527
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,100
THAT'S A SHRUB.
528
00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:27,927
WELL, IT'LL TAKE A LITTLE
529
00:17:27,951 --> 00:17:29,731
WHILE TO GROW, BUT WE'RE IN NO
530
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,930
RUSH.
531
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,440
IN THE MEANTIME, WE HAVE
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00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,928
TEMPORARY HEADQUARTERS.
533
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,170
A BARN?
534
00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:37,603
OKAY.
535
00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:39,527
OKAY, YOU GUYS WEAR FAKE BEARDS,
536
00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:41,431
YOU DON'T USE 2x4 TECHNOLOGY,
537
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,200
AND YOU LIVE IN A BARN.
538
00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:45,107
WHAT DO YOU DO AROUND HERE,
539
00:17:45,135 --> 00:17:46,995
THEN?
540
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,427
MOSTLY WORK, I'M SUPPOSING.
541
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,080
TIME AND AGAIN, I LAY ME DOWN
542
00:17:51,101 --> 00:17:52,701
FOR A NAP.
543
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:53,797
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
544
00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:54,367
AAH!
545
00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:55,503
THE EGGS!
546
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:57,187
THE EGGS HAVE BEEN STOLEN FROM
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00:17:57,218 --> 00:17:58,868
THE HENHOUSE!
548
00:17:58,933 --> 00:18:00,933
FINALLY! SOME ACTION!
549
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,130
LET'S GO!
550
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,170
YES, HURRY TO THE SCAMPER.
551
00:18:04,233 --> 00:18:06,173
YOU GUYS HAVE A SCAMPER?
552
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:07,673
WHY WERE YOU MESSING WITH ME?
553
00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:08,933
SECTOR "V" HAS ONE, TOO.
554
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,160
I RECENTLY OUTFITTED IT WITH
555
00:18:10,185 --> 00:18:11,365
CHILI-POWERED BOOSTERS.
556
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,583
I CAN TOTALLY DO THE SAME FOR...
557
00:18:13,601 --> 00:18:15,771
YOU.
558
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,633
KIDS NEXT DOOR
559
00:18:17,651 --> 00:18:19,471
S.C.A.M.P.P.E.R.... STRONG
560
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:22,663
CANINE ACTUALLY MANAGES PULLING
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00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:25,834
PEOPLE EVERYWHERE RELIABLY.
562
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,530
TIME'S A-WASTING, NUMBUH 2.
563
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,530
UP YOU GO.
564
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,700
"SCAMPPER," YAH!
565
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:37,627
[ WHIMPERING ]
566
00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:41,531
WE'RE HERE, AND IN RECORD
567
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:42,630
TIME.
568
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:45,370
COME OUT WITH THE EGGS UP!
569
00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:49,303
THEY WERE OVER THERE.
570
00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:50,697
THAT'S FUNNY.
571
00:18:50,767 --> 00:18:52,527
THIS IS THE SAME SPOT I GOT THE
572
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:54,331
EGGS TO MAKE MY OMELET THIS
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00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,600
MORNING.
574
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,407
THEN I GUESS WE FOUND OUR
575
00:18:57,435 --> 00:18:59,195
EGG-NAPPER, EZEKIEL.
576
00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:02,467
WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT.
577
00:19:02,533 --> 00:19:04,403
OF ALL THE CRAZY...
578
00:19:04,467 --> 00:19:06,407
[ COW MOOS ]
579
00:19:06,435 --> 00:19:08,395
[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
580
00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:09,967
UP AND AT THEM.
581
00:19:10,033 --> 00:19:11,033
AAH!
582
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,700
WE'VE GOT CHORES TO DO.
583
00:19:12,767 --> 00:19:13,907
IT'S, LIKE, 4:00 IN THE
584
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,095
MORNING!
585
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:15,997
I KNOW.
586
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,467
MUST HAVE OVERSLEPT.
587
00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:19,143
[ CRYING ]
588
00:19:19,168 --> 00:19:20,798
[ GROANS ]
589
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:43,273
HARD WORK, IS IT NOT?
590
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,473
STUPID WORK.
591
00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:45,843
REBECCA, THIS ISN'T HOW YOU
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00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:47,198
BUILD A TREE HOUSE.
593
00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:48,987
THEN, MAY I ASK...
594
00:19:49,018 --> 00:19:50,768
HOW DOES YOUR SECTOR RAISE A
595
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:51,903
TREE HOUSE?
596
00:19:51,967 --> 00:19:53,677
- WELL... - SECTOR "A" IS IN NO NEED OF
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00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:55,097
HURRY.
598
00:19:55,167 --> 00:19:56,707
'TIS BETTER TO USE YOUR OWN
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00:19:56,735 --> 00:19:58,295
HANDS AND FEET THAN ONE OF YOUR
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00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:00,067
LAZY, WHIRLIGIG SHORTCUTS.
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00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,133
LAZY?!
602
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,970
YOU SEE THIS, REBECCA?
603
00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:04,513
THIS IS A SEED THAT TOOK YEARS
604
00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:06,034
OF DEVELOPMENT AND HARD WORK TO
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00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,430
MAKE.
606
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,890
SO THAT ANY SECTOR THAT NEEDS A
607
00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:10,328
TREE HOUSE CAN JUST DO THIS.
608
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,100
NO!
609
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:14,697
NO! NO! NO! N-NO!
610
00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:15,867
WHERE IS IT?!
611
00:20:15,933 --> 00:20:19,293
WHERE IS...
612
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:22,698
THAT'S HOW YOU BUILD A TREE
613
00:20:22,767 --> 00:20:24,697
HOUSE.
614
00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:26,567
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT.
615
00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:30,473
YOU'VE DRAWN ATTENTION TO US.
616
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,333
SPLINTER CELL!
617
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,100
I NEED MY WEAPONS.
618
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:37,527
[ PANTING ]
619
00:20:37,551 --> 00:20:40,931
AAH!
620
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,330
NO!
621
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,670
NUMBUH 2, CATCH!
622
00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:46,233
BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE
623
00:20:46,251 --> 00:20:47,771
OPPOSED TO VIOLENCE!
624
00:20:47,833 --> 00:20:50,773
WE ARE, BUT YOU'RE NOT.
625
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:53,533
NO, I'M NOT.
626
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,470
NOW GO!
627
00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:01,073
I'LL HOLD THEM OFF.
628
00:21:05,267 --> 00:21:06,727
LOOK OUT!
629
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:08,700
THAT WAS CLOSE.
630
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,497
COME ON.
631
00:21:11,567 --> 00:21:13,167
NO!
632
00:21:13,233 --> 00:21:15,103
WE CAN'T STOP, REBECCA.
633
00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:16,927
WE HAVE TO KEEP RUNNING.
634
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,900
NO, WE DON'T, HOAGIE.
635
00:21:18,967 --> 00:21:20,827
I'M GOING WITH THEM, AND SO ARE
636
00:21:20,851 --> 00:21:22,731
YOU.
637
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,730
W-WHAT?
638
00:21:28,733 --> 00:21:30,433
HEY, NUMBUH 2.
639
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,190
NUMBUH 42, YOU'RE IN THE
640
00:21:32,218 --> 00:21:33,928
SPLINTER CELL?
641
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,300
SPLINTER CELL?! WHERE?!
642
00:21:36,367 --> 00:21:38,297
THOSE GUYS ARE CRAZY!
643
00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:40,367
SO, ARE YOU COMING?
644
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,933
COMING? WHERE?
645
00:21:42,033 --> 00:21:44,063
TO WATCH THE "DR. TIMESPACE
646
00:21:44,084 --> 00:21:46,134
IN THE CONTINUUM'S" MARATHON.
647
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,930
DOI-EEE!
648
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,210
PLEASE, DON'T TELL
649
00:21:49,235 --> 00:21:50,465
NUMBUH JEBIDIAH.
650
00:21:50,533 --> 00:21:52,083
I'VE BEEN SNEAKING OFF WITH THE
651
00:21:52,101 --> 00:21:53,671
SCIENTISTS TO CATCH SOME OF THE
652
00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:54,733
EPISODES.
653
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,320
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, - WAIT.
654
00:21:56,367 --> 00:21:57,787
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU
655
00:21:57,818 --> 00:21:59,268
SCIENTISTS HAVE BEEN PRETENDING
656
00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:00,363
TO BE KIDNAPPED TO WATCH A
657
00:22:00,384 --> 00:22:01,434
STUPID TV SHOW?
658
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,870
WELL, YEAH.
659
00:22:02,933 --> 00:22:04,793
EVERYONE ELSE IN THE KIDS NEXT
660
00:22:04,818 --> 00:22:06,698
DOOR ALWAYS MAKES FUN OF US AND
661
00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:08,537
CRASHES OUR PARTIES AND GIVES US
662
00:22:08,568 --> 00:22:10,368
NERD NOOGIES AND STUFF.
663
00:22:10,433 --> 00:22:12,333
BUT THIS "DR. TIMESPACE IN THE
664
00:22:12,351 --> 00:22:14,271
CONTINUUM'S" MARATHON IS A
665
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,913
SECRET AND WILL BE
666
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,534
UNINTERRUPTED.
667
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:21,930
SO, ARE YOU COMING?
668
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,070
MIND IF I DRIVE?
669
00:22:26,133 --> 00:22:27,463
LAST WEEK, ON
670
00:22:27,484 --> 00:22:28,834
"DR. TIMESPACE"...
671
00:22:28,900 --> 00:22:29,600
CHAINS...
672
00:22:29,667 --> 00:22:31,127
HA HA HA HA!
673
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,180
FINALLY, DR. TIMESPACE, I HAVE
674
00:22:33,201 --> 00:22:35,201
CAPTURED YOU.
675
00:22:35,267 --> 00:22:37,527
NOW PREPARE TO...
676
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,190
[ BEEPING, WHIRRING ]
677
00:22:40,218 --> 00:22:42,828
I... HAVE DEFEATED YOU WITH
678
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:48,170
SCIENCE!
679
00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:50,603
All: AWESOME!