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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
DUDE!
I TOTALLY SHOULD'VE WISHED FOR A
SUBMARINE, TOO!
HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT,
HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT!
SQUID SQUAD, MOVE OUT!
HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT,
HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT!
COME IN, KIDS NEXT DOOR
MOON BASE.
THIS IS NUMBUH 20,000.
MY SQUID OPERATIVES AND I HAVE
ARRIVED AT RENDEZVOUS POINT
ALPHA POTATO, BUT OUR CONTACT IS
NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
AAAAAH!
WHOA!
CHILL, NUMBUH 20,000.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
GET DOWN!
SOMEONE MIGHT SEE YOU!
ME?
- YOU'RE THE ONES RUNNING AROUND - THE MALL WITH WET SUITS AND TUNA
WRAPPERS.
- >> WHERE IS THE REST OF YOUR - TEAM?
RELAX.
NUMBUH 1 SAID THEY'D BE
ENTERING IN THE MOST SECRET AND
DANGEROUS WAY POSSIBLE.
- [ HORN HONKS ] - >> [ Australian accent ] ALL
- RIGHT THEN, WALLABEE, I'LL PICK - YOU UP WHEN THE MALL CLOSES AT
7:00 SHARP.
YES, MOM.
AND AREN'T YOU FORGETTING
SOMETHING?
M-O-O-O-OM!
- [ SMOOCHES ] - >> UGH!
HAVE FUN, KIDS.
UGH!
WHY ARE WE LATE?
- >> NUMBUH 3 JUST HAD TO STOP FOR - A SMOOTHIE.
WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR
SMOOTHIES!
I ALREADY SENT NUMBUH 5 IN!
HEADS UP, TEAM.
- I'M MOVING INTO THE HOT ZONE - NOW.
COPY, NUMBUH 5.
OHH.
IT'S UGLY.
REAL UGLY.
WE CAN HANDLE IT.
SWITCH ON YOUR HAT CAM.
A-A-ALL RIGHT.
YOU ASKED FOR IT.
[ GASPS ]
I THINK NUMBUH 5 IS GONNA BE
SICK.
WHAT KIND OF PARENTS WOULD BUY
THEIR CHILDREN CLOTHES LIKE
THESE?
OURS.
AND UNLESS WE DESTROY THE
BRIDGE TO THAT STORE BY
7:00 P.M., EVERY PARENT IN TOWN
WILL BE IN THERE TOMORROW
MORNING FOR THE BIG
BACK-TO-SCHOOL SALE.
LET'S JUST DO IT, MAN!
DEEP-SIX THAT SUCKER, PRONTO!
NEGATIVE.
IF WE BLOW UP THAT BRIDGE WHILE
KIDS ARE STILL IN THERE, THEY'LL
BE TRAPPED INSIDE WITH NOTHING
TO WEAR BUT PLAID PANTS AND
FRILLY DRESSES.
SO WE DON'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL
NUMBUH 5 CLEARS IT OUT.
FINE!
WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY!
FOR NOW.
SQUID SQUAD, MOVE OUT!
HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT,
HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT!
[ COINS CLINKING ]
40 CINNAMON BUNS, PLEASE.
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
THANK YOU.
HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT!
- >> ALL RIGHT, THE REST OF YOU, - LISTEN UP.
WE'VE GOT TO BUY NUMBUH 5 AS
MUCH TIME AS POSSIBLE AND KEEP
EVERYONE ELSE OUT OF THAT STORE.
BUT, M-O-O-OM, I DON'T WANT
TO GO CLOTHES-SHOPPING AT
LE SISSIE.
IT'S PRONOUNCED "SISSAY," AND
YOU'LL LOOK ADORABLE...
WHOA!
SORRY, SORRY, FOLKS.
GOT TO POLISH THIS DIRTY FLOOR.
YES, SIR.
JUST DOING MY JOB, FOLKS.
- >> ALL RIGHT, MALL SECURITY - HERE.
MOVE IT ALONG, UNLESS YOU WANT
TO GET ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED
SHOPPING.
EXCUSE ME, MR. SECURITY MAN.
COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE THE
BATHROOM IS?
OOOH!
FREE PERFUME SAMPLES!
YAY!
CAREFUL WITH THOSE
CINNABOMBS, SOLDIERS.
IF ONE GOES OFF BEFORE THEY'RE
ALL SET, THE BRIDGE MIGHT NOT GO
DOWN.
AND WHERE IS NUMBUH 5?!
SHE SHOULD BE BACK BY NOW!
UGH!
WHAT KIND OF PARENT WOULD BUY
THAT FOR THEIR KID?
MY, MY, MY, WHAT A SMART
LOOKING SAILOR'S SUIT, AND ONLY
$24.99.
Together: [ Monotone ]
FATHER, CAN YOU PLEASE BUY IT
FOR US?
PRETTY PLEASE?
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
BUT I CAN'T BUY YOU THIS AND
THAT BOW-TIE/SUSPENDER OUTFIT
YOU WANTED.
- BUT IF YOU PROMISE TO DO MORE - CHORES...
AAH!
CINNABOMBS ARE IN THE OVEN,
AND THE BRIDGE IS ALL CLEAR.
SO YOU BETTER GET NUMBUH 5 OUT
OF THERE... PRONTO!
NUMBUH 5, WE'RE GOOD TO GO.
COME ON OUT.
[ STATIC ]
NUMBUH 5?
OHH!
OOOOH!
[ GASPS ]
[ HISSING ]
OHH!
AAH!
- >> OOH, A MOST HIDEOUS BELT - BEAST.
QUITE NATURALLY, YOU DON'T WANT
TO BITE THE MUD.
OOH-HOO-HOO, NO.
- OH, MY, LET ME GET YOU DOWN FROM - THERE.
I'M SO SORRY THEY DID THIS
TO YOU.
- THEY'VE REALLY BECOME SAVAGES, - YOU KNOW?
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, SLOW
DOWN A SECOND.
WHO ARE YOU?
AND WHERE THE HECK ARE WE?
OH, DEAR, HOW TERRIBLY RUDE
OF ME.
I'M NUMBUH 11-TEEN, OF SECTOR
P.H.D.
I'VE BEEN SENT INSIDE THIS
CLOTHES RACK TO LIVE AND STUDY
AMONGST THE POORLY DRESSED.
THE WHO?
OH, YOU HAVEN'T MET THEM YET.
HMM, WELL, IN A WAY, YOU HAVE
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GOT THAT
LUMP ON YOUR NOGGIN.
[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH LANGUAGE ]
YOU CAN COME OUT NOW.
SHE WON'T LAUGH.
I PROMISE.
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LAUGH.
HERE THEY COME!
AAH!
OOH!
THEY ALL LIVE HERE.
HOW WONDERFUL!
THIS IS THEIR CHIEF.
[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
OOH, HE SAYS HE LIKES YOUR
CLOTHES.
UHH...
- [ CHUCKLES ] - THANKS, BUT, UH, LOOK, I GOT TO
GET ALL OF YOU OUTTA HERE
BEFORE...
WHAT? LEAVE?
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, NO, THEY WON'T LEAVE.
BUT WHY NOT?
THE LEGEND OF THE POORLY
DRESSED STATES THAT GOOD CLOTHES
COME TO THOSE WHO WAIT.
Together: GOOD CLOTHES COME
TO THOSE WHO WAIT.
- >> WELL, YOU CAN'T WAIT MUCH - LONGER.
MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO BLOW UP
THE BRIDGE THAT LEADS TO THE
STORE, AND IF YOU DON'T GET OUT,
YOU'LL BE TRAPPED HERE FOREVER.
UGH!
GOOD CLOTHES COME TO THOSE WHO
WAIT!
GOOD CLOTHES COME TO THOSE
WHO WAIT!
OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
- >> GOOD CLOTHES COME TO THOSE - WHO WAIT.
- GOOD CLOTHES COME TO THOSE WHO - WAIT.
[ CHUCKLING ]
GOOD CLOTHES COME TO THOSE
WHO W-A-A-AIT!
GOOD CLOTHES COME TO THOSE
WHO WAIT.
[ LAUGHING ]
I'M SORRY, BUT YOU GUYS LOOK
RIDICULOUS.
[ LAUGHING ]
[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]
NO! DON'T LAUGH!
OH, NO!
I WARNED YOU, DIDN'T I?
SHE'S NOT COMING BACK.
LET'S BLOW THAT BRIDGE!
NOW.
RELAX!
WE'VE STILL GOT 10 MINUTES, SO
I'M GOING IN TO GET HER.
COUNT US IN, NUMBUH 1.
LISTEN, MY MOM HAS HER EYE ON
A PINK SEERSUCKER SUIT FOR MY
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, SO I'M NOT
TAKING ANY CHANCES!
AT 7:00, THAT BRIDGE IS GOING
DOWN!
Y DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO, AND
I'LL DO WHAT I HAVE TO.
ALL RIGHT, WAIT!
AT LEAST TAKE MY SQUIDS WITH YOU
FOR BACKUP.
THE MORE, THE MERRIER.
[ WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY ]
GOOD CLOTHES COME TO THOSE
WHO WAIT.
JUST HAD TO LAUGH AT THEM,
DIDN'T YOU?
NOW WE'LL BE EATEN ALIVE BY
THOSE DREADFULLY TACKY BELTS.
- >> THE TRACKER SAYS NUMBUH 5 IS - DEAD AHEAD.
WHOA!
- >> GOOD CLOTHES COME TO THOSE - WHO WAIT.
GOOD CLOTHES COME TO THOSE...
[ LAUGHS ]
GET A LOAD OF THOSE STUPID
OUTFITS.
WHAT A BUNCH OF DORKS.
[ LAUGHS ]
NUMBUH 4, STOP LAUGHING,
FOOL!
DID YOU IDIOTS GET DRESSED IN
A DARK ROOM OR SOMETHING?
THAT WILL BE FAR ENOUGH.
YOU, LET OUR FRIEND DOWN... NOW.
[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
[ WHIRRING ]
AAAAH!
NO!
PULL THEM BACK UP!
[ BOTH SIGH ]
OKAY, NOW WE'RE ALL GOING TO
CALM DOWN AND GET OUT OF HERE
TOGETHER.
UGH!
- GOOD CLOTHES COME TO THOSE WHO - WAIT.
[ BEEPING ]
TIME'S UP.
WE'RE LEAVING WITHOUT THEM.
I TOLD YOU WE'RE NOT LEAVING
ANYONE BEHIND.
NUMBUH 20,000 ORDERED US TO
GET EVERYONE ABLE OUT... NOW.
AND THAT MEANS YOU.
- >> GOOD CLOTHES COME TO THOSE - WHO WAIT.
NOBODY MOVE.
I SAID, "NOBODY MOVE."
I GOT MY SIGHTS.
STOP IT.
BE COOL, EVERYBODY.
YEAH, MAN, IT'S ALMOST TIME.
JUST A COUPLE MORE MINUTES.
I'M ORDERING YOU TO...
EVERYONE BACK OFF!
NUMBUH 11-TEEN, YOU'VE GOT TO
TELL THEM TO COME WITH US.
I SHALL TRY.
[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
GOOD CLOTHES COME TO THOSE
WHO WAIT.
- GOOD CLOTHES COME TO THOSE - WHO WAIT.
MAYBE THEY HAVE ALREADY.
[ LAUGHING ]
IT'S T-I-I-IME.
WAIT!
HERE THEY COME!
BUT WHAT ARE THEY WEARING?!
[ Laughing ] HOLY MOLY!
LOOK AT THOSE GUYS.
- [ LAUGHS ] - [ BUZZER ]
WHOA!
- [ BEEP ] - >> PHEW!
WE MADE IT.
NOW GIVE US BACK OUR CLOTHES,
YOU LOSERS!
HEY!
COME BACK HERE!
I SAID C-O-O-OME B-A-A-ACK!
N-O-O-O-O!
MY SUB!
[ CRYING ]
HEY, CHECK OUT THOSE GOOFY
OUTFITS.
ARE THOSE KIDS COLOR-BLIND?
DUDE, TRY WISHING FOR SOME
NEW THREADS NEXT TIME.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
[ WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
UH, ARE YOU HOAGIE GILLIGAN?
DEPENDS ON WHO'S ASKING.
MY NAME IS MARYBETH MARCH,
AND MY 10th BIRTHDAY...
[ SCREECHING ]
[ GLUGGING ]
[ BELCHES ]
UGH!
UH, PERHAPS WE COULD TALK IN
PRIVATE?
WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY TO
ME, YOU CAN SAY TO NUMBUH 3 AND
NUMBUH 6.
OHH, MY 10th BIRTHDAY PARTY
IS TONIGHT AT THE YIPPA
YOUTH CLUB PLAYTIME PIZZA
PALACE, AND, OF COURSE, IT'S NOT
A PARTY WITHOUT S...
Without soda, is it?
SODA, HUH?
YOU KNOW SODA IS ILLEGAL TO
ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 13?
- [ SLURPS ] - >> I KNOW.
BUT A FRIEND WAS ABLE TO GET
ME A TRUCK FILLED WITH
ELEVENTY GAJILLION GALLONS OF
IT, AND I WOULD HATE FOR IT TO
GO TO WASTE.
HMM...
A KID COULD GET IN A LOT OF
TROUBLE IF THE SODA CONTROL
BOARD CAUGHT HIM WITH THAT MUCH
BUBBLY STUFF.
WELL, I HEAR YOU'RE THE ONLY
ONE WHO CAN OUTRUN THEM.
YOU HEARD RIGHT.
[ GASPS ]
SO YOU'LL HELP ME?
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR WILL
DELIVER SODA TO ANY KID, ANY
TIME, ANYWHERE.
NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
WHAT KIND OF SODA IS IT?
I SAID, "NO QUESTIONS ASKED"!
OHH, HOAGIE, THANK YOU.
I JUST COULDN'T IMAGINE MY
BIRTHDAY PARTY WITHOUT SODA.
♪ HOAGIE GOT A GIRLFRIEND
DO NOT.
DO TOO.
DO NOT.
[ LAUGHS ]
LAUGH IT UP, STINKBALL.
- [ STATIC ] - >> YOU WERE RIGHT, SIR.
- HE TOOK THE JOB, JUST LIKE YOU - PREDICTED.
EXCELLENT WORK,
LIEUTENANT SELTZER.
YOU'VE DONE A GREAT SERVICE FOR
COLA REGULATION.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, MR. FIZZ.
AND MAY I SAY THAT I'VE ALWAYS
ADMIRED YOUR DEDICATION TO
- STOPPING CAFFEINE-CRAZED KIDS... - [ BEEPING ]
FOR SEMESTERS, MR. GILLIGAN,
YOU HAVE SLIPPED THROUGH MY
- FINGERS LIKE SODA THROUGH A - STRAW.
BUT THIS TIME, IT'S NOT MERELY
SODA WHICH YOU'VE AGREED TO
CARRY...
BUT YOUR DOOM!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
SOMEONE CALL THE JANITOR.
BUT YOU HAVE TO LET US COME,
NUMBUH 2!
I DON'T NEED A LOOSE CANNON
ON THIS MISSION, NUMBUH 3.
BUT BRADLEY WILL BE A GOOD
BOY, AS LONG AS HE RECEIVES HIS
HOURLY HUG QUOTA.
I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT
BRADLEY.
BUT I COULD TUNE THE RADIO
OR... OR HELP DRIVE THE TRUCK.
[ LAUGHS ]
THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING A
GIRL TAKE THE WHEEL... ALWAYS
ASKING FOR DIRECTIONS AND TAKING
BATHROOM BREAKS EVERY FIVE...
MINUTES?
- [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] - UH, THIS... THIS COULDN'T BE THE
TRUCK.
[ HORN PLAYS MELODY ]
IT THE TRUCK.
I LOVE IT!
[ CHUCKLES ]
IT'S A PIECE OF JUNK.
GOOD THING I BROUGHT THIS.
[ Computer voice ] KIDS NEXT
DOOR P.O.W.E.R.P.A.C.K.
PORTABLE OUTSTANDINGLY WONDERFUL
UPGRADE HARDWARE PACKS AWFULLY
COOL KNAPSACK.
OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT OL'
HOAGIE'S GOT IN HIS GOODY BAG.
[ EXPLOSION ]
SODA CONTROL OFFICERS, ARREST
THOSE ILLEGAL SODA RUNNERS!
- [ ALL SHOUTING ] - >> NUMBUH 3, I NEED YOU TO START
THE TRUCK... NOW!
I THOUGHT YOU SAID GIRLS
CAN'T DRIVE.
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
HUMPH!
THEN, FINE, I'M SORRY.
- WOULD YOU COME ON THE MISSION - WITH ME?
AND BRADLEY?
YES! BRADLEY TOO!
WELL, I'D HAVE TO RUN HOME
AND GET MY ROAD RAGE RAINBOW
MONKEY...
JUST START THE TRUCK!
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
IT'S NOT WORKING!
TRY IT NOW!
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
HEY, IT START...
AAAH!
MAMA'S COMING, BRADLEY!
[ ENGINE REVS ]
WHOA!
[ HORN BLARES ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
♪ OH, MY LITTLE CHARLENE
♪ THE SWEETEST DARN GIRL THAT I
EVER DONE SEEN ♪
OH, HI, NUMBUH 2.
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT TRUCKING
IS SO EASY.
- >> YEAH, WELL, AMATEUR HOUR IS - OVER.
NOW, YOU SEE THIS GAUGE?
IT MEASURES THE CARBONATION
LEVEL OF THE SODA IN THE TANKER.
RIGHT NOW WE'RE COOL, BUT SHAKE
IT UP TOO MUCH, AND...
AAH!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
WHAT THE...
WE'VE GOT COMPANY.
I HAVE YOU NOW, GILLIGAN.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
A SODA CONTROL BOARD
CARBONATOR.
BUT NOT TO WORRY... THEY'VE GOT
NOTHING ON OUR TURBO BOOSTERS.
WHEE! HA HA!
[ ENGINE WINDS DOWN ]
WE'RE NOT GOING ANY FASTER,
ARE WE?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I KNOW I HOOKED IT UP RIGHT.
- NUMBUH 3, HOLD HER STEADY WHILE - I FIX THE TURBO.
OKAY.
YOU KNOW, I JUST LOVE TRUCKING.
BRADLEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP
AND GET US SOME PIE.
WE HAVE THEM NOW.
READY THE CAPTURE CLAW!
BRADLEY?
BRADLEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
OHH!
HUH?
YOU'RE SURROUNDED, YOU
CONTRABAND COLA CARRIERS.
WE HAVE GOT THEM, SIR.
RAISE THE CLAW.
AAAH!
[ GROWLS ]
[ ALL GROANING ]
AHH!
- I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MY STINKY - FRIEND.
TOO MANY COLA BOTTLES UP MY NOSE
HAVE LEFT ME WITH NO SENSE OF
SMELL.
SO, UH, DID WE CATCH THEM
YET?
[ SPITS ]
PUT ON THE BRAKES!
HUH?
AAAAAH!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
BR-A-A-A-ADLEY!
WHAT WAS THAT?
B-B-B-B...
WHERE'S BRAD...
HUH?
WE HAVE TO GO BACK FOR
BRADLEY!
HE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF.
BUT WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM.
- [ BEEPING ] - >> WE'VE GOT OUR OWN TROUBLES,
NUMBUH 3.
SO WE'VE BETTER...
WE'RE NOT LEAVING WITHOUT
HIM!
AAH!
PULL OVER, GIRLIE, OR I'LL...
EXCUSE ME.
CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE HAVING A
CONVERSATION?!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
STEADY, LIEUTENANT SELTZER.
STEADY.
IF WE DON'T HIT TURBO NOW, WE
ARE AS GOOD AS CANNED!
N-O-O-O-O!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
SORRY, NUMBUH 3.
YAHOO!
[ CRYING ]
UM, KUKI, THAT WAS SOME GREAT
DRIVING BACK THERE.
YOU REALLY SAVED OUR SKINS.
BUT NOT BRADLEY'S!
- >> UH, HEY, A KIDS NEXT DOOR - ROADBLOCK.
HE MUST HAVE SET IT UP TO HOLD
OFF THE SODA CONTROL BOARD.
HEY, GUYS! HERE WE COME!
THAT'S WEIRD. IT'S NOT OPENING.
MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP AND SEE
WHAT'S UP.
OKAY, BUT DID YOU BRING
BRAKES IN THAT BACKPACK OF
YOURS?
UM, WHY?
BECAUSE THESE AREN'T WORKING!
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
[ KIDS SCREAMING ]
SO-O-O-O-O-O-RRY!
COME IN, NUMBUH 2.
YOU CANNOT COMPLETE THIS
DELIVERY.
DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 1.
ONCE WE SLOW THIS KITTY-CAT
DOWN, WE'LL BE JUST FINE.
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 3,
I'VE GOT TO DEPLOY THAT
- P.O.W.E.R.P.A.C.K. EMERGENCY - BRAKE.
SO WATCH THAT GAUGE.
OKAY.
BRADLEY?!
- YOU'RE OK... - AAAH!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
AAAAAH!
HIPPOPOTAMUS RANCH?
FINALLY, I HAVE GOT YOU JUST
WHERE I WANT YOU.
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
LOOK OUT, HIPPOS!
BRADLEY?
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
HOW FITTING, DON'T YOU THINK,
MR. GILLIGAN, THAT I SHOULD
DEFEAT YOU HERE ON TOP OF YOUR
PRECIOUS CONTRABAND... JUST YOU,
ME, AND THE...
GIRL NOT DRIVING THE TRUCK!
I'LL SAVE YOU, BRADLEY!
HERE COMES MAMA!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
LOOK!
THE YIPPA YOUTH CLUB PLAYTIME
PIZZA PALACE!
HOW CAN YOU THINK OF FOOD AT
TIME LIKE THIS?
HOLD ON!
[ GRUNTS ]
GOT IT.
WAAAAAH!
[ BEEPING ]
THEY'RE HERE!
GET DOWN!
IT'S GONNA BLOW!
GET DOWN!
[ FIZZES ]
FINALLY, I HAVE CAUGHT YOU,
HOAGIE GILLIGAN, CAUGHT YOU
RED-HANDED WITH A GAJILLION
GALLONS OF...
CAKE?
UHH!
I AM SORRY, HOAGIE, BUT I
LOVE CAKE, AND THEY SAID THAT IF
I HELP THEM, I COULD HAVE A
SLICE.
Together: [ Monotone ] THANK
YOU SO MUCH FOR DELIVERING OUR
BIRTHDAY CAKE, HOAGIE.
[ GASPS ]
KNOWING YOU GOT IT PAST THE
KIDS NEXT DOOR ROADBLOCK WILL
MAKE IT TASTE ALL THE SWEETER.
BUH-BYE.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
HOLD YOUR FIRE!
THEY'RE LONG GONE.
THE ROADBLOCK WAS TO STOP ME
FROM DELIVERING THEIR BIRTHDAY
CAKE?
YEP.
- >> AND NOW THEY'LL EAT IT - WITHOUT SHARING IT WITH ANYONE?
PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.
HUH.
WELL, AT LEAST WE DIDN'T GET
BUSTED WITH ANY SODA.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
WHAT?
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THE TANKER WAS FILLED WITH CAKE
INSTEAD OF SODA?
[ SLURPS ]
UHH.
I MEAN, SHE SAID IT WAS SODA.
SO W-WHO AM I NOT TO BELIEVE
A PRETTY GIRL?
[ SLURPS ]
PRETTY GIRLS NEVER USUALLY LIE,
RIGHT?
SAY, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A REALLY
GOOD LISTENER.
BUY YOU A SODA, FRIEND?
AAAAAH!
BEH!
[ GLUGS ]