[ Shivering ] S-SO C-COLD.
WHY DOES DAD KEEP THE HOUSE SO
C-COLD?
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING?!
THE THERMOSTAT IS NOT A TOY!
BUT, DAD, IT'S FREEZING IN
HERE!
HEAT DOES NOT GROW ON TREES,
YOUNG LADY.
WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR OWN HOUSE,
YOU CAN SET THE TEMPERATURE
WHEREVER YOU LIKE, BUT IN MY
HOUSE, YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO
TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT.
YES, DADDY.
EXCELLENT.
NOW GO BACK TO BED, AND BE
CAREFUL NOT TO SLIP ON THE ICE
IN THE FAMILY ROOM.
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
[ WHIMPERS ]
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GOOD MORNING, KIDS NEXT DOOR.
AS ALWAYS, I'LL BEGIN THIS
MORNING'S DEBRIEFING WITH THE
LATEST REPORT FROM GLOBAL
COMMAND, WHICH, AS ALWAYS,
NUMBUH 3 IS LATE FOR.
CAN YOU BLAME HER?
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO
HEAR THAT GLOBAL COMMAND THINKS
CAULIFLOWER MIGHT BE RAINBOW
MONKEY BRAIN?
THAT CAULIFLOWER IS
DEFINITELY RAINBOW MONKEY
BRAINS.
DID I TELL YOU?
GLOBAL COMMAND HAS ADVISED US
TO NOT EAT ANY CAULIFLOWER,
WHICH WE ALREADY KNOW, BUT IF WE
SEE ANY CHILDREN EATING
CAULIFLOWER, REPORT IT
IMMEDIATELY TO GLOBAL COMMAND,
AND FILL OUT FORM C-246 IN...
IS THIS THE SHOWER?!
I CAN'T FIND THE SHOWER IN THIS
CONFOUNDED TREE HOUSE!
OH, HELLO, CHILDREN.
GOOD MORNING, MR. SANBAN.
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN
OUR TREE HOUSE?
WELL, I'M NOT STAYING IN MY
HOUSE AFTER WHAT KUKI DID.
I TOLD HER NOT TO TOUCH THE
THERMOSTAT, BUT SHE JUST HAD TO
GO AND PLAY WITH IT.
SHE'S JUST LUCKY HER MOTHER IS
AWAY ON BUSINESS BECAUSE NOW THE
HOUSE IS COMPLETELY
UNINHABITABLE!
[ SOBBING ]
SO JUST GO HOME AND LOWER THE
TEMPERATURE.
HA!
I CAN'T EVEN GET NEAR THE
THERMOSTAT.
IT'S SO HOT.
SO I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE WHERE
IT'S NICE AND COMFORTABLE.
OH, COME ON.
HOW HOT CAN IT BE?
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE.
THAT THING LOOKS LIKE IT'LL BLOW
ANY MINUTE, AND WHERE'S NUMBUH
4?
- WE LEFT HIM BACK AT THE - TREE HOUSE TO KEEP AN EYE ON
OUR, UH... GUEST.
UH, YOU GOT ANY COFFEE AROUND
THIS PLACE?
OH, FOR THE 40-12th TIME,
NO!
- ARE YOU SURE YOU GUYS WANT TO - GO IN THERE?
- WE CAN ALWAYS CALL IN SECTOR "P" - FROM POMPEII.
THEY'VE GOT A LOT MORE
EXPERIENCE WITH VOLCANOES.
NUMBUH 3 IS OUR TEAMMATE, AND
IT'S OUR JOB TO GET HER OUT.
BESIDES, IF THAT HOUSE BLOWS,
HER DAD AND THE REST OF HER
FAMILY WILL BE MOVING INTO OUR
TREE HOUSE FOR GOOD.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
YOU MAY FIRE WHEN READY,
NUMBUH 20/20.
HUH? WHAT?
WHO SAID THAT?
WHOA.
YES, SIR, NUMBUH 362, MA'AM.
FIRING IN 3...
[ SCREAMING ]
2... 2 1/2...
2 3/4...
JUST FIRE ALREADY!
KIDS NEXT DOOR H.O.T.S.H.O.T.
- HYPER-COOLED OPERATIVE TRANSPORT - SURVIVES HIGHLY OVEN-LIKE
TEMPERATURES.
WE'RE ALL OUT OF ICE, AND THE
HULL TEMPERATURE IS RISING!
- FIND US A PLACE TO SURFACE, - NUMBUH 2.
NO SWEAT.
ACTUALLY, THERE'S A LOT OF
SWEAT, BUT...
HULL TEMPERATURE'S AT 1,200
DEGREES.
RIGHT. LOOK QUICK, NUMBUH 2.
I'VE GOT NOTHING ON RADAR!
HULL TEMPERATURE IS 2,000
DEGREES!
WE'RE NOT GONNA...
WAIT, I THINK I SEE
SOMETHING.
WOW.
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE NUMBUH 3
TURNED UP THE HEAT, ALL RIGHT.
STEADY AS SHE GOES, NUMBUH 2,
AND TURN UP THE AIR CONDITIONING
ON THIS TUB.
MY SUNGLASSES ARE MELTING OVER
HERE.
THERE'S NOTHING BUT ICE CREAM
AND SODA IN THIS PLACE.
DON'T YOU HAVE ANY QUICHE, OR AT
LEAST A COUPLE SLICES OF
LIVERWURST?
FOR WHAT?
IN CASE WE NEED TO INDUCE SOME
VOMITING?
OOH, IS THAT TRIPLE-POP SODA?
I HAVEN'T HAD THAT SINCE I WAS A
CHILD.
♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO DO
DIDN'T ANYONE TEACH THAT GUY
TO CLOSE THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR?
HEY, NUMBUH 1, SCANS SHOW
NUMBUH 3 DEFINITELY ISN'T HERE
IN HER ROOM OR ANYWHERE
UPSTAIRS.
[ RUMBLING ]
SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE RUNNING OUT
OF TIME BEFORE THIS BABY BLOWS.
LET'S CHECK OUT DOWNSTAIRS,
NUMBUH 2.
ROGER THAT.
[ BURPS ]
YOU KNOW, I COULD GET USED TO
LIVING HERE.
NO RESPONSIBILITIES, NO ONE
NAGGING YOU TO DO STUFF.
I KIND OF LIKE IT.
DON'T GET USED TO IT, BUB.
ONCE YOUR HOUSE IS BACK TO
NORMAL, WE ARE KICKING YOUR
KHAKI-PANTSED BUTT OUT OF...
YEAH, WHATEVER.
HEY!
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
GIVE ME THAT!
IT'S MY SODA!
MINE!
I GOT IT.
WELL, I BOUGHT IT!
[ RUMBLING ]
HEY, LOOK!
THINGS ARE COMING DOWN!
WHOA!
WHEW.
MORE INCOMING STALAGMITES.
UM, OKAY, ACTUALLY, THOSE ARE
STALACTI... WHOA!
I THOUGHT STALAGMITES WERE ON
THE CEILING!
NO, THEY'RE ON THE GROUND!
WHAT ARE?!
MITES!
MY WHAT?
LOOK OUT!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
HEY, WHO'S COOKING
HAMBURGERS?
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
HAMBURGERS, BUT YOUR BUNS ARE
BURNING.
WHOO!
KNOCK IT OFF, GUYS.
I CAN'T SEE!
UH-OH.
GUYS, GET READY FOR SOME
RED-WATER RAFTING.
HUH?
TURN US AROUND, NUMBUH 2.
TURN US AROUND.
I'M TRYING.
WE'RE CAUGHT IN THE CURRENT.
JUST A LITTLE MORE.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
ARE YOU STILL JUST SITTING THERE
WATCHING TV?
YOU SHOULD BE MOWING LAWNS OR
WASHING CARS AND STUFF.
WHATEVER.
UGH!
OH, MAN.
NUMBUH 5 IS TOO YOUNG TO BE
USING ANTIPERSPIRANT, BUT SHE'S
THINKING ABOUT STARTING ANY
MINUTE NOW.
I HEAR THAT.
MY UNDERWEAR'S SO STUCK TO MY
BUTT, I'LL NEED A SPATULA TO GET
IT OFF.
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON SAYING
THINGS NUMBUH 5 CAN'T EVER
UNHEAR?
[ RUMBLING ]
ENOUGH CHITCHAT, YOU TWO.
WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THAT
THERMOSTAT AND FIND NUMBUH 3.
DON'T YOU "WHATEVER" ME,
MISTER.
THIS IS MY TREE HOUSE, AND WHILE
YOU'RE HERE, YOU'LL DO
WHATEVER...
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
HEY, YOU COME BACK HERE RIGHT
NOW!
[ ALL PANTING ]
FINALLY, THE LIVING ROOM.
LOOK, THERE'S THE THERMOSTAT.
ALL RIGHT, TEAM, MOVE!
WE'VE ONLY GOT MINUTES UNTIL
THIS PLACE ERUPTS.
SUPER HEAT-RESISTANT JACKET?
CHECK.
FIRE-PROOF CLIMBING GLOVES?
DOUBLE-CHECK.
OKAY, NOW, ALL I GOT TO DO IS
KEEP MY COOL AND TURN DOWN THE
HEAT ON THAT THERMOSTAT.
WISH ME LUCK.
THE THERMOSTAT IS NOT A TOY!
I SET IT WHERE IT IS FOR A
REASON, AND IT'S GOING TO STAY
THERE!
IT'S ELEVENTY BILLION DEGREES
IN HERE, NUMBUH 3.
IF WE DON'T COOL THIS PLACE
DOWN, IT'S GONNA BLOW.
I DON'T CARE!
FOR ONCE I CAN FEEL MY TOES!
FOR ONCE I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR 17
SWEATERS JUST TO TAKE A BATH.
FOR ONCE I DON'T HAVE TO EAT MY
CEREAL WITH AN ICE PICK, AND I
WON'T LET YOU CHANGE THE
TEMPERATURE ONE DEGREE!
- LOOKS LIKE NUMBUH 3's LOST - IT.
YOU HOLD HER OFF WHILE I GO FOR
THE THERMOSTAT.
LET'S GO.
ALL RIGHT.
A LITTLE ICE CREAM OUGHT TO COOL
NUMBUH 3 OFF.
COME ON. MOVE IT.
LET'S GO. LET'S DO THIS THING.
[ GROWLING ]
OUT OF MY WAY!
NOT A CHANCE, NUMBUH 3.
WE'RE COOLING YOU OFF.
AAH!
STOP IT!
HAH.
[ GROWLING ]
HIT HER AGAIN!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
[ GRUNTING ]
AAH!
DON'T TOUCH MY THERMOSTAT!
NO!
I WON'T LET YOU MAKE IT COLD
AGAIN!
I WON'T LET YOU MAKE IT COLD
AGAIN!
[ SIGHS ]
HMM.
ALL RIGHT, MISTER, YOU'D
BETTER NOT BE STILL HOGGING THE
TV, 'CAUSE... HUH?
HEY, DON'T TOUCH THAT!
[ CHEERING ]
NICE WORK, SECTOR "B."
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.
ONE SIDE, ONE SIDE, MOVE IT.
[ Shivering ] T-THE TREE HOUSE.
M-MR. SANBAN... HE FOUND THE
T-THERMOSTAT.
IT'S FREEZING IN THERE.
AW, COME ON.
HOW COLD COULD IT BE?
BUT, NUMBUH 4, YOU DON'T HAVE
AUTHORIZATION TO DO THIS.
LISTEN, IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE
ME, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE NUMBUH 86
- A CALL UP ON MOONBASE AND ASK - HER?
NUMBUH 86?!
I'M JUST GETTING MY HEARING BACK
FROM THE LAST TIME I HAD TO CALL
HER.
ALL RIGHT, THEN, I WANT HIM.
AND I'LL TAKE HIM.
NOT HIM.
AW.
HER!
[ GROWLS ]
NOT HIM AGAIN!
AW!
GIMME HIM, TOO.
ARR!
WHAT ABOUT ME?
- I WANT TO BE PICKED, TOO, FOR - WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE PICKING
FOR.
[ ALL CHATTERING ]
ATTEN-HUT!
BLOW IT OUT YOUR PORTHOLE!
[ ALL GULPING ]
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE DEAL.
YOU'RE ALL GONNA HELP ME ON A
DOUBLE-TRIPLE SECRET MISSION,
AND IF WE SUCCEED, YOU'LL EACH
RECEIVE A FULL PARDON FOR ALL
THE CRIMES YOU'VE COMMITTED
AGAINST KIDS.
HOW'S ABOUT THIS DEAL
INSTEAD, KID?
WE FINISH OFF ALL YOUR SODA,
TRASH THIS PLACE, AND LEAVE!
[ LAUGHTER ]
I EXPECTED AS MUCH FROM A
BUNCH OF VILLAINS LIKE
YOURSELVES.
THAT'S WHY I POISONED YOUR
SODAS.
IN 48 HOURS, YOUR TONSILS WILL
INFLATE TO THE SIZE OF GINORMOUS
BLIMPS BEFORE... POW! THEY
POP LIKE BALLOONS.
AND THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA
GET THE ANTIDOTE IS TO DO WHAT I
SAY.
¿COMPRENDE?
IN FRENCH, THAT MEANS... HUH?
AW, JEEZ, IT'S THE
TOILENATOR.
HI, GUYS.
THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME MIX-UP
AND I WASN'T PICKED TO COME
ALONG ON THIS TRIP WITH YOU, SO
I TUNNELED MY WAY OUT TO CATCH
UP.
OOH, SODA POP!
[ SLURPING ]
AHH!
ALL RIGHT, KID, WE'LL DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
JUST DON'T GIVE HIM THE
ANTIDOTE.
1, 4, 8, BLUE, 7, 12, 9, 36.
COME ON. MOVE IT.
QUIT DRAGGING YOUR FEET.
[ SIGHS ]
I THOUGHT YOU SUPERVILLAINS
WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TOUGH.
GIMME 5 MORE! COME ON!
EAT SOME DIRT, YOU PROM QUEEN!
MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
PICK THOSE FEET UP!
COME ON!
PLEASE HELP.
OH, MY BACK.
[ ALL SNORING ]
IT'S 0-28,000 HOURS, SNOTBRAINS!
LET'S GET A MOVE ON!
OH, COME ON, BOY.
LET US SLEEP A WEE BIT MORE.
SLEEP ON YOUR OWN TIME,
LAZY BEARD.
OUR BIG MISSION IS TONIGHT.
A BOWLING TOURNAMENT?
- THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRAINING - FOR?!
- WE DON'T NEED TO PRACTICE - BOWLING.
WE'RE THE SUPERVILLAIN
INTERLEAGUE CHAMPIONS.
THIS ISN'T JUST ANY
TOURNAMENT, BALDY.
MY DAD'S TEAM HAS MADE IT TO THE
FINALS, AND IF HE WINS, IT'S...
IT'S JUST AWFUL!
EVERY WEEK, MY DAD MAKES ME
POLISH HIS STUPID BOWLING
TROPHIES, AND EVERY YEAR, THEY
KEEP GETTING BIGGER AND
BIGGER-ER!
WELL, WE DON'T CARE IF IT
TAKES YOU THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
TO POLISH THOSE THINGS.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE!
YEAH!
OH, VILLAINS.
[ POP! ]
[ ALL GASP ]
UH, WHAT TIME DID YOU SAY THE
TOURNAMENT WAS?
[ ALL CHATTERING ]
TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA KILL
'EM.
[ GROWLING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
OOH, IT'S A VAMPIRE.
OH, AND A PIRATE.
IT MUST BE HALLOWEEN OR
SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ RUMBLING ]
WHY, HEY, MR. BOSS.
NICE TO SEE YOU'RE OUT OF THE
OFFICE FOR A LITTLE FRIENDLY
COMPETITION.
YEAH, WHATEVER.
WE'RE GONNA SWAB THE DECK
WITH YOUR FACES, MATEY.
- [ LAUGHS ] - EW.
GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!
OW, OOH!
YOU HAVE BEEN A BAD BOWLER!
WELL, THEY SEEM LIKE A BUNCH
OF SWELL GUYS, EH?
YEAH.
RIGHT. RIGHT.
HIYA, POP!
WALLABEE, COME TO CHEER YOUR
OLD MAN ON, HAVE YA?
YEAH, POP.
THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD LOSE IS
IF SOMEONE HIRED A BUNCH OF
- SUPERVILLAINS TO BEAT THE PANTS - OFF YA.
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT KIND OF SICK LITTLE DINGO
WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
UH, YEAH. [ COUGHS ]
HEY, STUPID, YOU'RE UP!
WELL, THAT'S ME.
WISH ME LUCK, SON.
GOOD LUCK, DAD.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.
OH, BOY.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT TROPHY.
YEAH! WHOO-HOO!
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
BALL, YOU HAVE BEEN VERY,
VERY BAD, AND YOU MUST BE
PUNISHED!
NOW, FEEL THE HAND OF JUSTICE!
IT IS ON!
♪ WHEN IT'S ALL ON THE LINE
AND THE TIME HAS BEGUN ♪
♪ DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES
TO REACH FOR THE TOP ♪
♪ TO BE A CHAMPION?
♪ MY ONLY ADVICE
FOR ALL YOU JOCKS ♪
♪ I'LL REPEAT THIS REFRAIN
TWICE ♪
♪ DON'T PEE IN YOUR PANTS
IF YOU WANT A VICTORY DANCE ♪
♪ DON'T PEE IN YOUR PANTS
IF YOU WANT A VICTORY DANCE ♪
♪ WHEN THE TENSION BREWS THICK
♪ SHOW YOU'RE ABOUT
TO REACH GLORY ♪
♪ LOSERS DON'T WIN
IF YOU FALL ON YOUR FACE ♪
♪ END OF STORY
♪ DON'T PEE IN YOUR PANTS
IF YOU WANT A VICTORY DANCE ♪
♪ DON'T PEE IN YOUR PANTS
IF YOU WANT A VICTORY DANCE ♪
OKEYDOKEY, IT'S THE FINAL
FRAME, MR. BOSS.
WE NEED A STRIKE TO PUT US IN
THE LEAD.
THERE'S NO PRESSURE, THOUGH.
NO PRESSURE.
- GET YOUR SOGGY HANDS OFF OF - ME.
I'M GONNA GET THAT STRIKE AND
SEND NUMBUH 4's DADDY HOME
CRYING LIKE A BABY!
NO PRESSURE!
ALL RIGHT, TEAM.
RECAPTURE THOSE VILLAINS.
YEAH!
[ WHIMPERS ]
IT BE THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!
TRADE IN YOUR BOWLING SHOES AND
RUN FOR IT!
NO!
YOU CAME HERE TO BOWL AND BOWL
YOU SHALL.
LEAVE THE KIDS NEXT DOOR TO ME!
THANKS, LOO.
THAT... THAT MEANS A LOT TO US.
[ SNIFFLING ]
I'D... I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU,
MR. BOSS.
THEN GET OFF OF ME!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BOWL WITH
YOUR SOGGY BUTT IN MY WAY?
NOW, GO HOLD OFF THOSE BRATS.
AND GET US SOME MORE CURLY FRIES
WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
[ SHOUTING ]
TAKE NOT ONE STEP FURTHER.
TONIGHT, THE SUPERVILLAINS BOWL
WHILE YOU GET FLUSHED IN MY
BOWL!
AH, HIM AND THAT FLUSHING
THING.
SO LET'S GET BACK TO BOWLING
ALREADY.
COME ON, BOSS.
COME ON, COME ON.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
[ CHEERING ]
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
UH, NUMBUH 1, ARE WE WAITING
FOR SOMETHING?
NAH, I JUST THINK IT'S KIND
OF FUNNY WHEN THE TOILENATOR
DOES THIS STUFF.
LET'S GET HIM!
[ LAUGHS, GASPS ]
YOU'LL BE THE CAPTAIN OF THE
ALLEY, MR. BOSS MAN.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS CELEBRATING
FOR?
IF DAD GETS A SPARE OR STRIKE,
I'LL BE POLISHING THE BIGGEST
TROPHY YET.
OH, DON'T WORRY.
YOUR DAD'S A LOSER.
LOOK AT HIM SHAKE LIKE A LEAF.
Together: [ Chanting ] MISS,
MISS, MISS, MISS, MISS, MISS.
OH, THE DREADED 7-10 SPLIT.
NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PICK UP.
AND NOW THE ONLY WAY NUMBUH 4's
DAD CAN TASTE THE FROSTY ICING
OF VICTORY IS TO KNOCK DOWN BOTH
OF THOSE PINS.
THERE YOU ARE, NICKY.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
HANGING AROUND DISGUSTING
BOWLING ALLEYS?
- THERE'S NO WAY HE'LL GET - THAT.
ARGH, WE WIN! [ LAUGHS ]
WAY TO GO, GUYS.
LET'S TOAST TO VICTORY AND NOT
POLISHING TROPHIES.
HEY, ISN'T THAT THE SAME
POISON SODA YOU GAVE US?
OH, YEAH.
I JUST TOLD YOU GUYS IT WAS
POISON SO YOU'D HELP ME.
HUH?!
WHY YOU LITTLE...
HEY, COME ON, FELLAS.
SO I BUSTED YOU OUT OF PRISON
FOR A LITTLE BOWLING.
I-IT WAS FUN, RIGHT?
WHOA!
HEY, IS THAT NUMBUH 4?
[ GASPING ]
OH, COME ON, BABY.
COME ON.
[ GASPS ]
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE, NO.
YAY!
[ GASPS ]
WAA!
TROPHY, COME TO PAPA!
WHOA!
[ CHEERING ]
OOH!
HUH?
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
ANYBODY IN THE MOOD FOR SOME
CURLY FRIES?
ALL RIGHT, ADULT, IT'S 8:00.
VISITING HOURS ARE OFFICIALLY
OVER.
RIGHT THEN.
SO I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, OKAY?
OH, AND, SON?
YOU MISSED A SPOT.
WHATEVER.
[ MUFFLED MUMBLING ]
SORRY, CHARLIE, WE'RE ALL
TIED UP OVER HERE.
SAY, GUS, CAN YOU SCRATCH MY
ARMPIT FROM DOWN THERE?
AW, COME ON.
SOMEBODY LET ME... OH! OUT OF
HERE!
I'M SORRY I MADE FUN OF YOU
GUYS.
VAMPIRES ARE COOL AND SO ARE
PIRATES!
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF BOWLING,
UNZIP THIS BAG!