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AND FROM THEN ON, THOSE DAYS
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WERE CALLED "THE DARK AGES"
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BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY
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"KNIGHTS!"
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- [ CHILDREN GROAN ] - HA, HA, HA!
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AND DO YOU KNOW WHERE ALL THOSE
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KNIGHTS WENT TO EAT?
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TO AN "ALL-KNIGHT DINER!"
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THE KING TOLD HIM ABOUT A GREAT
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ONE HE SAW ON THE "KNIGHTLY"
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NEWS!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OH!
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- AND DO YOU KNOW WHY THE KING - WENT TO SCHOOL?
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DON'T SAY IT!
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- BECAUSE THEY NEEDED A - "RULER!"
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[ LAUGHS ]
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ARGH!
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AND GUESS WHY KING ARTHUR HAD
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A ROUND TABLE?
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YES, WE KNOW, HOAGIE... SO HE
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WOULDN'T GET "CORNERED."
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BUT I THINK
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IT'S TIME TO LET SOMEONE ELSE
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READ THEIR REPORT.
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EGGBERT! HOW ABOUT YOU?
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QUICKLY, PLEASE.
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SORRY YOU GOT TO FOLLOW AN
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ACT LIKE THAT, EGGY, OLD BOY.
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I TRIED TO GO "OVER EASY" ON YOU
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WITH THE "YOLKS," BUT TRY TO
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KNOCK THEM DEAD ANYWAY.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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I'LL BE IN CLASS ALL WEEK.
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OW!
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WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?
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FOR MAKING ME LISTEN TO THOSE
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LAME JOKES EVERY DAY.
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FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THE
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SCHOOL PAPER CALLS THIS CLASS
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THE "COMIC, BUST-A-GUT, 5-STAR
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COMEDY OF THE ENTIRE FOURTH
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GRADE."
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THAT'S A QUOTE FROM YOU!
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GOOD ONE, HUH?
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YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
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HIM MORE STARS?
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ONE MORE JOKE OUT OF YOU, AND
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I'LL MAKE SURE YOU'RE SEEING
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STARS!
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WELL, AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE IN
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THIS CLASS HAVE A SENSE OF
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HUMOR.
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[ BELL RINGS ]
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REMEMBER, CLASS, AFTER LUNCH,
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WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE
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DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE.
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HEY, NUMBUH 5, WHERE WAS THE
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DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
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SIGNED?
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OH, THAT'S EASY.
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PHILADELPHIA.
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NO, IT WAS SIGNED AT THE
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BOTTOM!
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OW!
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WHAT?
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HEY, YOU.
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WHO, ME?
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YEAH, YOU.
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- YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY FUNNY, - DON'T YOU, BUB?
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WELL, I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG,
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BUT I'VE BEEN CALLED THE
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FUNNIEST THING TO HAPPEN TO
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GALLAGHER ELEMENTARY SINCE
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POLLY MARCUS THREW UP ON
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MR. FRYDINGLE'S NEW SHOES.
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WELL, KNOCK IT OFF!
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OW!
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KNOCK WHAT OFF?
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THE JOKES, THE GAGS, THE
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PUNS.
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THE CLOWNARELLI FAMILY RUNS THE
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FUNNY BUSINESS IN THIS SCHOOL.
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GET ME?
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NO JOKES?
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YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
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I'M A CLOWN!
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DO I LOOK LIKE I KID?
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WELL, YEAH, SINCE YOU GOT THE
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NOSE AND THE BIG SHOES AND ALL.
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GRR!
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JUST A PUT A LID ON THE FUNNY
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STUFF OR YOU'LL BE ANSWERING TO
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TONY "THE NOSE" CLOWNARELLI.
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WELL, THAT CLOWN GOT UP ON
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THE WRONG SIDE OF THE CIRCUS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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CLOWN... CIRCUS... BRILLIANT.
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HEY, HOAGIE.
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WHAT TIME DOES YOUR WATCH SAY?
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MY WATCH DOESN'T SAY
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ANYTHING.
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YOU GOT TO LOOK AT IT FIRST.
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- [ LAUGHS ] - HA HA HA.
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THANKS, LOSER.
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- DON'T FORGET TO CREDIT ME IF - YOU USE THAT ONE ON YOUR
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FRIENDS.
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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO CAN
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THE FUNNY STUFF.
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CRANKY FLATFOOT,
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BOZO BAGGYPANTS, TAKE THE KID
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OUTSIDE AND SHOW HIM WHAT WE DO
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TO COMEDIANS AROUND HERE.
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UGH!
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[ GASPS ] PLEASE, NO!
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NO, ANYTHING BUT RHUBARB PIE!
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I HATE RHUBARB!
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I'M... I'M SORRY.
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I'LL NEVER TELL ANOTHER JOKE
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AGAIN.
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AND THE KANGAROO SAYS, "COLE
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SLAW?
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID CHAIN SAW."
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[LAUGHS] WHOA!
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AAAAH!
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IS THIS THE BATHROOM, OR AM I
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IN FRANCE?
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OOH! AAAAH!
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AND THAT'S WHY HIPPOS CAN'T
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MAMBO.
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[ SCREAMING ]
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WITH A MELON...
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OH, AAH!
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IT'S ONLY MAYONN... UGHH!
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NOT IN MY WOOD SHED, YOU DON'T.
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JUICE BOX?
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WELL, I... WHOA!
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CONSTANTINOPLE?
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FARTS?
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EH! UGH! WHAAA!
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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LUNCHTIME'S ALMOST OVER.
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[ SNIFFS ]
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I THOUGHT YOU HATED RHUBARB.
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I DO, BUT A COUPLE OF CLOWNS
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MADE ME A PIE I COULDN'T REFUSE.
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WELL, RHUBARB'S GOT TO BE
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BETTER THAN THIS JUNK.
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AND WHAT'S THIS FLY DOING IN MY
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SOUP?
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THE BAC... OOH!
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EEE... UH... EEE... UH...
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UH, THE... THE BACTERIA LEVELS
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MUST BE AWFUL IN YOUR SOUP
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BE-BECAUSE THE FLY... OH!
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[ CRYING ]
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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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LET'S GO TO THE PLAYGROUND.
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THE BACKSTROKE!
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THE FLY WAS DOING THE
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BACKSTROKE!
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IT'S THE OLDEST JOKE IN THE
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BOOK!
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BE SURE TO TELL NUMBUH 1 I
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HAVE TO GO OUT WITH MY DADDY
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TONIGHT, SO I WON'T BE ABLE TO
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GO ON THE BIG MISSION.
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WHOA!
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LOOK AT THAT CHICKEN OVER THERE.
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[ CLUCKING ]
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NOW, WHY DO YOU THINK THAT
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CHICKEN IS CROSSING THE ROAD?
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[ GASPS ]
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I MEAN, WHY WOULD A CHICKEN
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BE CROSSING A BUSY ROAD?
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WELL, BETTER GET BACK TO CLASS.
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I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHY
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THAT CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD.
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TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
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THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD TO
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GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!
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NO, PLEASE!
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SHE TAUNTED ME WITH THAT ONE!
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I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE
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TO BE SET UP FOR THE CHICKEN
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JOKE!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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PLEASE, NO!
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I SWEAR, NO MORE JOKES.
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DRY AND HUMORLESS FROM HERE ON
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OUT.
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SO, THIS IS THE CLASS CLOWN
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YOU BEEN TELLING ME ABOUT, TONY?
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YES, CLOWNFATHER, HE, UH...
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HE DID THE CHICKEN JOKE, SIR.
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THE CHICKEN JOKE, HUH?
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I THOUGHT I SAID I DIDN'T WANT
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ANY JOKES ON MY TURF.
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WHAT KIND OF CLOWNS ARE YOU?
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AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY?
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THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT
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BEING A CLOWN!
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JUST LOOK AT ME.
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I COULD HAVE BEEN SOMEONE.
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I COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER
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FOR CLOWN OF THE YEAR, BUT THEN
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ONE DAY, MY PARTNER CHUNKO AND I
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WERE DOING A KID'S PARTY.
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WE HAD THEM ROLLING IN THE
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AISLES.
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AND THEN CHUNKO SET ME UP FOR A
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PATENTED GRAND FINALE... THE
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FUNNIEST JOKE OF THEM ALL.
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BUT WHEN I WENT TO DELIVER THE
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PUNCH LINE, I... I... I...
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[ CRYING ]
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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I FORGOT THE PUNCH LINE!
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THE KIDS, THEY WENT NUTS!
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THEY THREW STUFF... BIG, PAINFUL
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STUFF!
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WHEN I FINALLY WOKE UP DAYS
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LATER, EVERYONE WAS GONE,
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INCLUDING CHUNKO.
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OH, CHUNKO.
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TO THIS DAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
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HAPPENED TO YOU.
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SINCE THAT DAY, I VOW THAT NO
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ONE WILL TELL A JOKE, UNLESS I
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SAID SO!
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BUT YOU'RE NOT LETTING ANYONE
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TELL JOKES.
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EXACTLY!
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THAT'S WHY NO ONE CAN GET HURT
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LIKE CHUNKO AND I DID.
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BOYS, FEED THIS KID TO THE LIONS
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AND SEE IF THEY THINK HE TASTES
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FUNNY!
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UH, CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING?
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WHAT?!
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UH... KNOCK, KNOCK.
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OH. UH, OKAY.
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WHO'S THERE?
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NOT ME!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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QUIT CLOWNING AROUND AND GET
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HIM!
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ISN'T THIS GREAT?
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GOING TO THE CIRCUS WITH MY
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DAUGHTER AND THE LIONS AND THE
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TIGERS AND THE BEARS... OH, MY!
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THIS IS PRETTY FUN, DAD.
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HEY, LOOK!
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THEY'RE SENDING IN THE CLOWNS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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WHOA!
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AAAAAAAH!
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AAAAAAAH!
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UH, DAD, COULD YOU GET US
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SOME MORE POPCORN, PLEASE?
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SURE.
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BUT COME FIND ME IF THEY BRING
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OUT THE FAT LADY WITH THE BEARD
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AND THE TATTOOS AND ALL THE
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LITTLE JINGLY THINGS.
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YOU OKAY, NUMBUH 2?
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JUST HANGING OUT.
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THAT'S IT, KID!
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YOUR STAGE TIME'S UP, AND THAT
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JOKE WAS YOUR FINAL PERFORMANCE.
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NUMBUH 5!
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HANG TIGHT TO THAT ROPE,
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NUMBUH 2.
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HANG TIGHT TO THE TIGHTROPE?
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE FINALLY
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GETTING A SENSE OF... WHOA!
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WHAT ARE YOU...
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AAAAAAAAH!
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COME ON!
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NOT SO FAST, KIDDIES.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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CREAM PUFFS... GET DOWN!
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OHHHH!
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
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AAAAAAAH!
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NOT SO FUNNY NOW, HUH?
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I THINK IT'S TIME TO CLOSE
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THIS LITTLE JOKE BOOK... FOR
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GOOD!
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EXCUSE ME, FELLAS.
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I'M JUST GONNA GET SOME POPCORN.
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HEY!
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IF IT ISN'T BUNKO THE CLOWN!
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> CH-CHUNKO?
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YOU'RE ALIVE.
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W-WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE
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YEARS?
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WELL, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO
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CALL YOU, BUT, YOU KNOW, AFTER
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THE PARTY, I DECIDED THAT BEING
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A CLOWN WAS KIND OF... YOU KNOW,
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STUPID.
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I MEAN, LOOK AT YOURSELVES.
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UH, THESE PANTS DO MAKE MY
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BUTT LOOK BIG.
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STUPID, YOU LOVED BEING A
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CLOWN!
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YEAH, BUT BEING A DOCTOR, I
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MAKE A LOT MORE MONEY, WITH
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THE GOLF CLUBS AND THE DECK
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CHAIRS ON THE BOAT AND...
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HEY, I COULD PROBABLY GET YOU
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GUYS SOME JOBS CLEANING BEDPANS
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AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU WANT.
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REALLY?
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HEY, CAN I WEAR ONE OF THOSE
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STETHOMOSCOPE THINGIES?
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SURE!
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COME IN ON THURSDAY.
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HERE, KID.
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YOU TAKE OVER THE FUNNY
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BUSINESS FROM HERE ON.
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I'M GETTING A REAL JOB.
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WOW!
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HEY, NUMBUH 5, I DIDN'T NOSE
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YOUR DAD USED TO BE A CLOWN.
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OH!
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MAYBE WE SHOULD SHOW THE KID
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HOW IT'S DONE, BUNKO.
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YOU BETCHA!
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SAY, CHUNKO, DO YOU KNOW WHY THE
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CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD?
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WHY, NO, BUNKO.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHY THE CHICKEN
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CROSSED THE ROAD WITH THE
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DRIVING AND THE CARBON MONOXIDE
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AND THE BREEZES...
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WELL, CHUNKO, THE CHICKEN
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CROSSED THE ROAD BECAUSE...
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UH, HE CROSSED THE...
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[ AUDIENCE BOOING ]
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NO, NOT AGAIN!
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AAAAAH!
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THE CHICKEN JOKE... HA!
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CLASSIC.
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RAINBOW MONKEYS... SOME SAY
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THEY'RE FILLED WITH LOVE.
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OTHERS SAY THAT EVERY ONE IS
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MADE FROM A GREAT BIG RAINBOW,
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BUT I SAY THEY'RE NOTHING BUT
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TROUBLE.
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FOR INSTANCE, I WAS ONCE AT A
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DINNER PARTY WHERE A LITTLE GIRL
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DECIDED THAT IF SHE COULDN'T
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HAVE HER SISTER'S POSH PARTY
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- RAINBOW MONKEY, THEN NO ONE - WOULD.
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AND WHEN A CERTAIN DETECTIVE
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CAUGHT HER DOING THE DEED, SHE
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PAID THE PRICE... GROUNDED FOR
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LIFE WITH NO HOPE FOR TV.
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EVERYONE THOUGHT THAT WAS THE
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END OF THE STORY, BUT NOT ME.
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SOME KIDS JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN
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TO LEAVE THINGS BURIED.
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SOME KIDS WANT REVENGE.
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THOSE WHO FORK THEIR SISTER'S
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RAINBOW MONKEY IN THE BACK ARE
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BAD AND MUST BE PUNISHED,
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MUSHI SANBAN!
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PREPARE TO FEEL THE PADDLESOME
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POWER OF COUNT SPANKULOT!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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COME IN.
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AAAAH!
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU... AAAH!
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YOU... AAH!
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NO, NO!
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GET AWAY FROM ME!
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AAAAAH!
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MUSHI!
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ENOUGH WITH ALL THE RACKET UP
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THERE, OR YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR
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DOUBLE LIFE!
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00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:04,703
NOW, CONNIE, RELAX.
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THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS LET HER
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PLAY IN HER ROOM WHILE SHE'S
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GROUNDED.
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I AM JUST TRYING TO MAKE THE
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PERFECT DESSERT FOR OUR DINNER
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GUESTS, AND MAKING ICE CREAM
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SUNDAE TAKES CONCENTRATION!
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YOU MUST HAVE THE RIGHT ICE
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CREAM, THE BEST BANANAS, AND THE
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RICHEST CHOCOLATE SAUCE... OH!
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I FORGOT THE CHOCOLATE SAUCE!
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NOOOOOO!
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AND WHEN I WAS A CHILD, ALL
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WE COULD AFFORD FOR DESSERT WERE
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THOSE STYROFOAM PACKING PEANUTS,
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WHICH WEREN'T SO BAD, YOU KNOW,
401
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- IF YOU PUT SOME BRACKISH WATER - ON THEM.
402
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[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
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I'M AFRAID THE SUNDAES AREN'T
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READY YET.
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All: OHH!
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BUT WE DO NEED SOMEBODY TO
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RUN OUT AND GET SOME CHOCOLATE
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SAUCE.
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All: ME!
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LET ME SEE...
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ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!
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ME, ME!
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HOAGIE.
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UH, NOT ME.
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I, UH, I GOT THIS THING WITH
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CHOCOLATE SAUCE.
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DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!
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YOU GET GOING BEFORE I MAKE YOU,
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YOU LITTLE...
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OKAY, OKAY.
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JEEZ.
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00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:10,283
NOW, AS I WAS SAYING, THERE
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WAS THIS ONE TIME WHEN ALL WE
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HAD FOR DESSERT WAS METAL
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00:14:14,868 --> 00:14:17,198
SHAVINGS... HARD TO SWALLOW.
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00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:19,587
[ ELECTRICITY ZAPPING ]
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00:14:19,618 --> 00:14:21,968
P-PLEASE, LITTLE GIRL, I
428
00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:23,793
PROMISE NOT TO SPANK ANOTHER
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00:14:23,818 --> 00:14:25,598
CHILD EVER AGAIN!
430
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:28,107
OH, IT WON'T BE YOU SPANKING
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00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,595
CHILDREN ANYMORE.
432
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,277
ONCE MY PIZATRONIC
433
00:14:32,301 --> 00:14:33,931
DEFIBRILLATIONER POWER SWITCHER
434
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,060
GOES INTO EFFECT, YOU WON'T BE
435
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,165
SPANKING ANYTHING EVER AGAIN!
436
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:43,373
AAAAAAAH!
437
00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:45,903
AAAAAAAH!
438
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,743
ICE CREAM SUNDAES... THEY
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00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,098
HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE.
440
00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:57,667
BUT WHAT MAKES THEM SO GOOD?
441
00:14:57,733 --> 00:14:59,143
IS THE THE WHIPPED CREAM OR THE
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00:14:59,168 --> 00:15:00,598
NUTS?
443
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,467
MAYBE THE CHERRY ON TOP?
444
00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:03,673
NOPE.
445
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:05,273
IT'S THE CHOCOLATE SAUCE.
446
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,763
BACK THEN, I COULDN'T GET ENOUGH
447
00:15:06,784 --> 00:15:08,234
OF THE STUFF.
448
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,010
I WAS HITTING THE SAUCE FOR
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00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,765
BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER.
450
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,143
IT WAS LIKE EVERY MEAL WAS
451
00:15:13,168 --> 00:15:14,498
DESSERT FOR ME.
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00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:16,327
SO I HAD TO DROP IT, DROP IT
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00:15:16,351 --> 00:15:18,131
LIKE A PAIR OF DIRTY UNDERWEAR
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00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:19,270
INTO THE HAMPER.
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00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:22,113
[ METAL RATTLING ]
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HELLO!
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ANYBODY HOME?
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00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:31,627
ANYBODY?
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OKAY, THEN.
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I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS MONEY HERE
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FOR THE SAUCE, OKAY?
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HUH.
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00:15:41,433 --> 00:15:43,313
[ SIREN WAILS ]
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WELL, WELL, WELL.
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00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:46,830
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
466
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,200
JOE BALOOKA.
467
00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:49,757
HE USED TO BE ON THE SCHOOL
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SAFETY PATROL UNTIL I FINGERED
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00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,037
HIM FOR HELPING NURSE CLAIBORNE
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00:15:53,068 --> 00:15:54,768
MAKE APPLE CRUMBLE USING KIDS'
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00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:56,273
PINK-EYE CRUST AS TOPPING.
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00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,993
SINCE THEN, THE ONLY WORK HE CAN
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00:15:58,018 --> 00:15:59,698
GET HAS BEEN PATROLLING THE
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PARKING LOT OF HIS DAD'S STORE.
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00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:02,683
AND GUESS WHO HE BLAMES FOR
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00:16:02,701 --> 00:16:03,871
THAT.
477
00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:05,713
HOAGIE GILLIGAN, WHAT BRINGS
478
00:16:05,734 --> 00:16:07,534
YOU TO MY FATHER'S STORE WHEN
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THE POWER'S OUT?
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ASIDE FROM HITTING THE SAUCE,
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THAT IS.
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KNOCK IT OFF, JOE.
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YOU KNOW I'M OFF THAT STUFF.
484
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,530
ARE YOU, NOW?
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00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,160
AS I RECALL, YOU USED TO HAVE A
486
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,765
REAL PROBLEM WITH CHOCOLATE
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00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:20,193
SAUCE WHEN WE WERE ON THE SAFETY
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00:16:20,218 --> 00:16:21,598
PATROL TOGETHER.
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YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO GET SOME.
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00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:24,687
LOOKS LIKE YOU'D EVEN RESORT TO
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00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:26,068
STEALING IT.
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00:16:26,133 --> 00:16:27,893
THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO,
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00:16:27,918 --> 00:16:29,698
JOE, AND I DIDN'T STEAL IT.
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00:16:29,767 --> 00:16:31,597
THERE'S MONEY ON THE COUNTER.
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00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:32,827
SEE FOR YOURSELF.
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00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,330
MAYBE I WILL.
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00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,730
STEWIE, TAKE A LOOK INSIDE.
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00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,230
B-BUT IT'S DARK IN THERE,
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00:16:38,251 --> 00:16:39,701
JOEY.
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JUST DO IT!
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00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:48,703
AAAAAAH!
502
00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:51,237
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT AN
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ACCOMPLICE.
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00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:56,103
HUH?
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00:16:56,167 --> 00:17:00,597
FROLICKING RAINBOW MONKEYS!
506
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:02,737
OH, MY ARM... I THINK IT'S
507
00:17:02,768 --> 00:17:04,868
BROKEN!
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00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:06,373
NOOOOOO!
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00:17:06,433 --> 00:17:08,073
STEWIE!
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00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:09,933
EAT BALLOON, YOU
511
00:17:09,951 --> 00:17:11,771
GROCERY-STEALING GORILLA!
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00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,333
[ GROWLS ]
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00:17:13,351 --> 00:17:14,871
UH-OH... YEOW!
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00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:16,773
OH, PLEASE, NO, NO, NO!
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00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:19,973
OW, OW!
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00:17:20,033 --> 00:17:23,973
AAAAAAH!
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00:17:24,033 --> 00:17:25,603
OHH.
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00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:31,513
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
519
00:17:31,534 --> 00:17:34,134
FIND HOAGIE GILLIGAN.
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00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:39,730
FIND HIM AND SPANK HIM!
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00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:43,230
[ GROWLING ]
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00:17:43,251 --> 00:17:46,701
HUH? WHOA!
523
00:17:46,767 --> 00:17:48,477
[ PANTING ]
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00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,231
AAAAAH!
525
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,430
WAIT... I KNOW YOU.
526
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,060
YOU'RE NUMBUH 3'S POSH PARTY
527
00:18:08,085 --> 00:18:09,665
RAINBOW MONKEY.
528
00:18:09,733 --> 00:18:10,803
AM I?
529
00:18:10,867 --> 00:18:12,097
YEAH.
530
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:13,487
YOU WERE SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO
531
00:18:13,518 --> 00:18:14,868
LOVE PARTIES AND SOCIAL
532
00:18:14,933 --> 00:18:15,673
GATHERINGS.
533
00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:23,733
WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU?
534
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,560
[ SIGHS ]
535
00:18:26,585 --> 00:18:28,165
THAT'S RIGHT.
536
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,133
THE POSH PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY I
537
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,071
KNEW HAD REAL CARE-'N-SHARE
538
00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:33,503
SIGHING ACTION.
539
00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:34,567
COME ON.
540
00:18:34,633 --> 00:18:36,103
I'LL SHOW YOU.
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[ GRUNTS ]
542
00:18:37,985 --> 00:18:39,795
IT'S OKAY.
543
00:18:39,867 --> 00:18:41,997
COME TO HOAGIE!
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00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:54,833
AHH!
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00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:58,130
NOW, THAT'S THE POSH PARTY
546
00:18:58,151 --> 00:19:01,401
RAINBOW MONKEY I KNOW.
547
00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:02,587
TAKE THIS, YOU
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CHOCOLATE-SAUCE-STEALING,
549
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,283
HUGGING IN THE MIDDLE OF AN
550
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ELECTRICAL SUBSTATION COUPLE
551
00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,403
OF WEIRDOS!
552
00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:10,427
NO!
553
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,810
[ GROANING ]
554
00:19:11,835 --> 00:19:13,165
POSH PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY!
555
00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:21,453
- GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE YOU... - OH, I'M GETTING WORRIED.
556
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:32,507
- HOAGIE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BACK BY - NOW.
557
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,070
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
558
00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:35,603
DID YOU GET THE SAUCE?
559
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:37,197
FORGET THE SAUCE.
560
00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,427
I NEED TO TALK TO MUSHI.
561
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,800
WHAT'S THIS?!
562
00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:42,807
YOU DARE RETURN TO THIS HOUSE
563
00:19:42,835 --> 00:19:44,795
WITHOUT CHOC... AAH!
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00:19:44,867 --> 00:19:46,367
QUIET.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
566
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SORRY TO DROP BY SO LATE,
567
00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:52,527
MR. SANBAN, BUT I JUST WANTED TO
568
00:19:52,551 --> 00:19:54,631
APOLOGIZE TO HOAGIE GILLIGAN FOR
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ACCUSING HIM OF STEALING
570
00:19:56,168 --> 00:19:57,628
CHOCOLATE SAUCE FROM MY DAD'S
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00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,000
STORE.
572
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,207
- YOU SEE, I FOUND THE MONEY HE - LEFT ON THE COUNTER, AND...
573
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,443
SO, IF YOU COULD GIVE THIS...
574
00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:05,698
FINALLY, MY SUNDAES WILL BE
575
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:06,767
COMPLETE!
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00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:08,463
[ LAUGHS ]
577
00:20:08,484 --> 00:20:10,134
WHATCHA DOING, MUSHI?
578
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,930
WHY'D YOU BRING POSH PARTY
579
00:20:11,951 --> 00:20:13,701
RAINBOW MONKEY BACK TO SPANK ME?
580
00:20:13,767 --> 00:20:15,827
REVENGE!
581
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:18,340
BUT I GUESS YOU CAN'T TRUST A
582
00:20:18,368 --> 00:20:20,828
RAINBOW MONKEY TO DO A
583
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,900
KINDERGARTNER'S JOB!
584
00:20:22,967 --> 00:20:24,307
JEEZ, MUSHI, I'M NOT GOING TO
585
00:20:24,335 --> 00:20:25,695
FIGHT YOU.
586
00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:27,627
YOU'RE LIKE 5 YEARS... OOH!
587
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,330
WELL, MAYBE I'LL FIGHT YOU JUST
588
00:20:29,351 --> 00:20:31,001
THIS ONCE.
589
00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:32,697
BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE.
590
00:20:32,767 --> 00:20:34,127
HYAH!
591
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,170
THOUSAND-COLOR SHOWER OF DOOM!
592
00:20:37,233 --> 00:20:39,373
YIKES!
593
00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:41,113
IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS TRAPPED,
594
00:20:41,134 --> 00:20:42,834
TRAPPED LIKE A BOY FORCED TO GO
595
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,470
DRESS SHOPPING WITH HIS MOM.
596
00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:45,803
UNTIL...
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00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:47,677
THAT RAINBOW MONKEY... I CAN
598
00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:49,531
FEEL MY SPANKULOT SPIRIT
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00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:53,100
COURSING THROUGH IT!
600
00:20:53,167 --> 00:20:55,097
YES!
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00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:57,927
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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00:20:57,951 --> 00:21:00,731
COME ON OUT, HOAGIE!
603
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,830
YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM MY
604
00:21:02,851 --> 00:21:04,901
ELEVENTY-BILLION COLOR SHOWER OF
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DOOM!
606
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,490
ALL WHO STEAL THE POWER OF
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00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:10,528
SPANKINESS AND COMBINE IT WITH
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00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,960
FLUFFY STUFFED ANIMALS SHALL
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00:21:12,985 --> 00:21:15,365
FEEL THE STINGING WRATH OF...
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00:21:15,433 --> 00:21:17,973
COUNT SPANKULOT!
611
00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:19,903
AAAAAAAH!
612
00:21:19,967 --> 00:21:22,377
[ SPANKING ]
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00:21:22,401 --> 00:21:24,831
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:27,330
MM, HMM HMM HMM!
615
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,280
AND NOW, HOAGIE GILLIGAN, IT
616
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IS TIME... FOR DESSERT!
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00:21:33,267 --> 00:21:35,337
BOY, DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW
618
00:21:35,368 --> 00:21:37,468
WHEN I WAS YOUNG, ALL WE COULD
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00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:38,933
AFFORD TO EAT FOR DESSERT WERE
620
00:21:38,951 --> 00:21:40,371
TADPOLES?
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00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,733
TADPOLES?!
622
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,910
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN MY LEFT
623
00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:46,065
PANCREAS TO EVEN HAVE TADPOLES.
624
00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:47,703
WE USED TOENAILS.
625
00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:49,497
I KNOW, RIGHT!
626
00:21:49,567 --> 00:21:51,397
SO THAT WAS THAT.
627
00:21:51,467 --> 00:21:53,037
MUSHI GOT FIVE CONSECUTIVE
628
00:21:53,068 --> 00:21:54,668
GROUNDINGS FOR LIFE AND WAS SENT
629
00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:56,273
TO HER ROOM WITHOUT DESSERT.
630
00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:57,433
BUT YOU KNOW ME.
631
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,400
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AN OLD SOFTIE.
632
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HEY, MUSHI, I SNUCK YOU A
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SUNDAE.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
635
00:22:04,968 --> 00:22:07,528
MUSHI?
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PBHT!
637
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,603
I'LL GET YOU, GILLIGAN!
638
00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:12,157
I'LL GET YOU IF IT'S THE LAST
639
00:22:12,185 --> 00:22:13,695
THING I DO!
640
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:16,077
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
641
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:18,431
KINDERGARTNERS... THEY'RE
642
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:21,860
ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU HIT THE
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00:22:21,885 --> 00:22:25,265
SAUCE.
644
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,113
IN MY DAY, ALL WE HAD FOR
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00:22:27,134 --> 00:22:28,934
DESSERT WAS SAND.
646
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,540
IF WE WANTED SAND, WE HAD TO
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00:22:30,568 --> 00:22:32,128
GRIND UP ROCKS WITH OUR TEETH!
648
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,560
YEAH, WELL, WE HAD TO
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00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:34,965
DISCOVER FIRE BEFORE WE COULD
650
00:22:35,033 --> 00:22:36,303
EVER ROAST MARSHMALLOWS.
651
00:22:36,367 --> 00:22:37,507
WHEN WE WERE YOUNG, OUR
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00:22:37,535 --> 00:22:38,695
ANIMAL CRACKERS HADN'T EVEN
653
00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:40,167
EVOLVED YET!
654
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,583
OUR CANDY STORE HAD ONLY ONE
655
00:22:41,601 --> 00:22:42,971
BUTTERSCOTCH, AND WE HAD TO TAKE
656
00:22:43,033 --> 00:22:44,473
A NUMBER JUST TO GET A LICK!
657
00:22:44,533 --> 00:22:45,993
WELL, INSTEAD OF ICE-CREAM
658
00:22:46,018 --> 00:22:47,498
SANDWICHES, WE PUT A BAR OF SOAP
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00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,027
BETWEEN SAND PAPER!
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00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,590
BACK IN OUR DAY, A JAWBREAKER
661
00:22:50,618 --> 00:22:52,128
USED TO BE A CARAMEL AND A PUNCH
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00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:52,900
IN THE FACE!
663
00:22:52,967 --> 00:22:54,127
JUST A PUNCH?
664
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,600
STOP IT!
665
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:58,097
SO, SPANKULOT, YOU MARRIED?