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SIR! EXCUSE ME, SIR!
PLEASE ENTER YOUR DOUBLE-DOT
SECURITY-CLEARANCE CODE.
[ BEEPS ]
SIR! ALL CLEAR, SIR!
THANK YOU, NUMBUH 20,000.
GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS,
FELLOW SCIENTISTS.
[ ALARM BUZZING ]
INTRUDER ALERT.
OH, MAN.
NOT ANOTHER INTRUDER DRILL.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
SECURITY REPORT,
NUMBUH 20,000!
SIR, WE HAVE AN INTRUDER
SOMEWHERE ON DECK 81-B.
WAAAH!
CORRECTION, SIR!
WHOEVER, OR WHATEVER, IT IS HAS
PENETRATED DECK 62-C AND IS
HEADED OUR WAY.
WAAAH!
SIR... WAAAH!
THIS IS... [ COUGHS ]... WAY...
THIS IS WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE.
NUMBUH 20,000, WHAT'S GOING
ON OUT THERE?
NUMBUH 20,000?!
[ Robotic voice ] WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE TO ME?!
OH, IT'S YOU.
WELL, YOU TEENS CREATED CHICKEN
POX AND UNLEASHED IT ON US KIDS.
SO WE MADE SOMETHING WORSE!
MUCH WORSE.
AND I'M GUESSING IT WILL ONLY
GET WORSERER!
THE ANTIDOTE... GIVE IT TO
ME.
I WOULD NEVER COOPERATE WITH
A TEENAGER.
GIVE IT TO ME!
DO WHAT YOU WILL, BUT I'M NOT
GIVING YOU ANYTHING!
NO!
DON'T DO THAT!
I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!
JUST DON'T OPEN THAT CHAMBER!
THE CURE... NOW!
UH, I WOULD GIVE IT TO YOU IF
I COULD, BUT NUMBUH 5 LEFT WITH
IT JUST BEFORE YOU GOT HERE.
SO, NUMBUH 5 HAS THE
ANTIDOTE.
THAT'S OKAY.
[ Normal voice ] I KNOW WHERE
SHE HANGS OUT.
CONTAMINATION BREAK!
EVERYONE OUT NOW!
YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
YOU'VE JUST DONE!
[ DOORS SLAMMING ]
LOCKDOWN INITIATED.
ALL RIGHT, TEAM.
KIDS NEXT DOOR UNDERCOVER OPS
HAVE CONFIRMED THAT TONIGHT
HUNDREDS OF TEENS ARE GATHERING
FOR SOMETHING THEY CALL "THE
PUBESCENT RETALIATION ON
MUNCHKINS," OR "PROM" FOR SHORT.
THE TEENS WILL BE GATHERING HERE
AT THE GYMNASIUM OF
McCLINTOCK HIGH SCHOOL.
NOW I'M GOING TO THROW THE
MEETING TO NUMBUH 2, WHO HAS
PREPARED AN ELABORATE COMPUTER
SIMULATION OF OUR PLANNED
ASSAULT.
OH, YEAH!
THIS IS GONNA ROCK!
WELL, I KIND OF DIDN'T HAVE
TIME TO MAKE A COMPUTER
SIMULATION, SO I MADE A DIORAMA
INSTEAD.
BUT IT SHOULD STILL EXPLAIN OUR
BASIC ATTACK THE SAME WAY.
FIRST, WE'LL BE LIKE,
"WAAAAOOOO!
BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM!"
THE TEENAGERS WILL GO, "AAAAAH!
IT'S THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!"
AND THEN WE'LL BE LIKE,
"WAAAOOO! KABLAM!"
AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE, "AAH, NO!
HELP US, HELP US!"
AND THEN WE'LL BE LIKE, "RRR!
ARRRR, ARRRR, ARRRR, ARRRR,
ARRRR, ARRRR!"
THEY'LL GO, "OH, NO, PLEASE!
WE SURRENDER!"
THAT'S THE SAME DIARRHEA
THINGY YOU MADE FOR HISTORY
CLASS!
UM, THANK YOU, NUMBUH 2...
I THINK.
PHILISTINES.
OKAY, EVERYONE.
YOU ALL KNOW YOUR ASSIGNMENTS.
GOOD LUCK, AND GO GET 'EM.
[ INDISTINCT CHEERING ]
HMM.
WHERE... IS... MY... SISTER?!
IF IT ISN'T CREE LINCOLN.
MAY I ASK WHAT YOU WANT WITH
NUMBUH 5?
WHERE IS SHE?!
WHY DON'T YOU TRY LOOKING
HERE!
NICE TRY, KID.
ANY MORE TRICKS UP YOUR SLEEVE?
MAYBE NOT MY SLEEVE,
TEENAGER, BUT DEFINITELY IN MY
BACK POCKET... OW!
AND IN MY... OHH!
AND MY... HEY!
AND UNDER MY... AAH!
AND DOWN MY... WHOA!
AND MY... OHH!
OHH!
AND... MY... UH.
WELL, THAT'S IT.
AAH!
ENOUGH GAMES!
AAAAH!
WHERE IS ABBY?
I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
WE'VE HIDDEN NUMBUH 5
SOMEWHERE IN OUR TREE HOUSE, A
PLACE YOU'LL NEVER FIND HER.
RRRRRRR.
AAAH!
YOU BETTER HAND HER OVER NOW
BEFORE I TURN THIS STUPID
TREE HOUSE UPSIDE-DOWN!
GO AHEAD AND TRY IT!
WOW. I DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD
DO IT.
NOW TELL ME WHERE ABBY IS,
OR I'LL INCINERATE YOU WHERE YOU
ARE!
OKAY! OKAY!
NUMBUH 5's SUPPOSED TO BE ON
AERIAL RECONNAISSANCE WITH
NUMBUH 2.
SHE BETTER BE, OR I'LL BE
BACK.
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
C.L.O.U.D.C.O.V.E.R....
CAMOUFLAGE THE LOOKS OBSCURE
UNDERCOVER DETECTIVE CRAFT ON
VERY ESSENTIAL RECONNAISSANCE.
NOW APPROACHING
McCLINTOCK HIGH SCHOOL.
HMM.
I BET THOSE GUYS ARE HIDING
TEENAGE-TECHNOLOGY WEAPONS
INSIDE THOSE CASES.
I'D BETTER SEND THIS DATA TO
GLOBAL COMMAND RIGHT AWAY.
- [ BEEPING ] - HUH?!
I'VE BEEN SPOTTED!
THRUSTERS, ENGAGE!
CREE!
YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANTED TO
GET TOGETHER, ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS CALL.
AAAH!
MY SISTER!
WHERE IS SHE?
LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT HER.
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU... AND ME...
AAAH!
I'M BEGINNING TO... OHH!
TO THINK YOU... EEE!
DON'T LOVE ME AS MUCH...
AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT YOU DID!
WHERE... IS... MY SISTER?!
- [ GASPS ] - NUMBUH 5 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WITH
ME, BUT MAYBE SHE'S WITH
NUMBUH 3 AND NUMBUH 4.
[ WHIMPERS ]
AAAAAAAH!
AND WHERE ARE THEY?
COORDINATES 82.77.
DO I GET A BIG THANK-YOU SMOOCH
NOW?
MM-MM-MM-MM.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
HUH?
[ GIGGLES ]
DORK.
OKAY. SO, GIVE ME A CALL
LATER.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
HMM.
WHY DO YOU THINK THOSE TEENAGERS
NEED TO BRING DECORATIONS TO
THIS PROM THING?
- DO YOU THINK THE BIRDIES WILL - COME BACK?
I NAMED THE LITTLE ONE
MR. TWEET, BUT THE BIG ONE...
AAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAH!
NO TIME LEFT.
I NEED ABBY!
WE HAVEN'T SEEN HER ALL DAY.
YOU LIE!
NO, WE REALLY HAVEN'T SEEN
HER ANYWHERE.
I KNOW I HAVEN'T.
- [ GIGGLES ] I THINK... OH, NO, - WAIT, WAIT.
LET ME THINK.
I MIGHT HAVE SEEN HER YESTERDAY,
OR WAS THAT THE DAY BEFORE?
COME TO THINK OF IT, IS SHE
WEARING A HAT?
YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME!!
AAH!
[ BUZZING ]
OH, NO. NO!
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
MISS YOU.
OH, THERE YOU ARE, MY BABY.
ABBY. WHERE'S ABBY, MOM?
YOUR SISTER?
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER TODAY.
BUT YESTERDAY I SAW HER NEAR THE
BANK WITH THE SOMETHING BY THE
PERSON IN THE SHIRT WITH THE...
WAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
CREE? MON CHER?
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
HEY, SIS.
WHAT'S SHAKIN'?
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
AAAH! AAH!
CHILL OUT, CREE!
WHY YOU-U-U-U-U-U!
[ BOTH SHOUTING ]
CREE, I NOTICE YOU ARE UPSET,
AMOR.
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT MAMA CAN
DO?
[ CHUCKLES ] NO THANKS, MOM.
ABBY IS ALL THE HELP I NEED.
[ GIGGLES ]
[ SPEAKS FRENCH ]
SO ADORABLE.
HYAH-AAH!
WAIT!
YOU HAVE IT ALL WRONG.
WHOA!
COME HERE!
CREE, MY GIRL, AREN'T YOU
RUNNING OUT OF TIME?
I'M AWARE OF THE TIME, DAD.
THAT'S WHY IT'S BEST IF YOU
LEAVE US TWO GIRLS ALONE.
GIRLS, WITH THE NAILS AND THE
HAIR...
CREE.
CREE, WOULD YOU STOP TRYING TO
SHOOT ME?
NOW, WHERE DID THAT LITTLE...
LET... ME... BE!
WHY SHOULD I EVER LISTEN TO
YOU?
WITHOUT THAT ANTIDOTE, IT'S OVER
FOR ME, AND IT'S YOUR STUPID
KIDS NEXT DOOR'S FAULT.
I KNOW.
THAT'S WHY NUMBUH 5 WENT
AND GOT IT FOR YOU.
[ ANGELIC MUSIC SWELLS ]
YOU DID?
I TOLD THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
THAT TRYING OUT THE NEW STRAIN
OF UNPOPPABLE ZIT ON YOUR PROM
NIGHT WAS GOING TOO FAR.
YOU... YOU DID THAT FOR ME?
AFTER ALL I'VE DONE TO YOU AND
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR?
WELL, YOU MAY BE MY
ARCHENEMY, BUT YOU'RE STILL MY
SISTER.
NOW, COME HERE.
LET'S SEE IF THIS JUNK WORKS.
EWW! NASTY!
THOSE KIDS NEXT DOOR SCIENTISTS
DO NICE WORK, HUH?
[ SNIFFLES ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
YOU KNOW, MAURICE, MY SIS AND
HER DUMB KIDS NEXT DOOR FRIENDS
AREN'T SO BAD.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA RUIN
MY PROM NIGHT.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOTHING IS GONNA RUIN TONIGHT.
AW, MAN!
THIS IS SERIOUSLY GONNA PUT A
DENT IN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH
CREE.
READY THE UNPOPPABLE-ZIT
CANNONS AND PIZZA-FACE LASERS.
WE'LL GIVE THEM A PROM NIGHT
THEY'LL NEVER FORGET.
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
B.L.U.B.B.E.R....
BIG LUMBERING UNDERSEA
BEHEMOTH BRINGS EMERGENCY
REINFORCEMENTS.
[ BREATHING ]
WE'RE IN.
COPY, NUMBUH 5.
HAVE YOU MADE CONTACT?
AAH!
[ GRUNTS AND STRAINS ]
NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
CRUDDY SWIMMING ON THIS MISSION!
I ALMOST DROWNDED DOWN THERE!
WELL, WHERE DID YOU THINK WE
WERE GOING WHEN WE SAID IT WAS A
DEEP-SEA RESCUE?
I THOUGHT YOU SAID "FREE SEAFOOD
BARBECUE."
NUMBUH 4, PUT YOUR
SANITIZATIONIZING MASK BACK ON
IMMEDIATELY.
YOU ARE IN A HIGHLY KID-TOXIC
ZONE, AND YOU CAN'T JUST...
THAT TREE HOUSE IS INFECTED
WITH COOGATIDINAL OCTO-OOGIE
TETRA-INFECTO EPISTREPTOCOCCUS!
THAT BETTER MEAN THERE'S
SEAFOOD IN HERE,
PROFESSOR DORKINSTEIN!
DORKINSTEIN?!
LISTEN, YOU LITTLE TRAPEZOIDAL
CRUSTACEOUS MEMBRANE, I'D LIKE
TO...
WHAT NUMBUH 74.239 IS TRYING
TO SAY IS THAT DURING THE
RECENT ATTACK BY OUR ARCHENEMY
CREE, SHE RELEASED A HIGHLY
CONTAGIOUS SPECIMEN CODE-NAMED
"PATIENT 'C.'"
YOUR MISSION IS TO FIND THIS
SPECIMEN AND CONTAIN IT SO THE
SCIENTISTS CAN SAFELY RETURN TO
THE LAB.
AND WHATEVER YOU DO, KEEP
YOUR GEAR ON AT ALL TIMES.
ONE TOUCH FROM PATIENT "C" COULD
INFECT YOU AND EVERY KID YOU
COME IN CONTACT WITH!
EXACTLY!
THIS IS WAY OUT OF OUR LEAGUE,
SO I SAY WE SET THAT TREE HOUSE
TO SELF-DESTRUCT AND BE DONE
WITH IT.
ARE YOU CRAZY, NUMBUH 20,000?
IF WE LOSE THAT TREE HOUSE,
IT'LL SET OUR RESEARCH BACK
ELEVENTY-HUNDRED YEARS!
EXACTLY.
YOU HEARD THE DOC, TROOPS.
NOW SWITCH YOUR GEAR TO HAZMAT
MODE AND GET MOVING.
COPY THAT, NUMBUH 1.
NUMBUH 3 AND I WILL SEARCH THE
UPPER LEVEL.
NUMBUH 2, YOU TAKE SEAFOODY OVER
HERE AND CHECK THE LOWER LEVEL.
ACTIVATE HAZMAT MODE.
LET'S GO, PAL.
CUT IT OUT!
WHOA, WHOA!
UHH, AAH.
I'M TELLING YOU, WE SHOULD
CHEESE THAT TREE HOUSE... NOW.
RELAX.
MY TEAM IS THE BEST THERE IS.
THEY WON'T STOP UNTIL THEY'VE
SECURED THIS PATIENT "C."
HEY, LET'S STOP AND GET
SOMETHING TO EAT.
WE CAN EAT LATER, NUMBUH 4.
I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANY
LONGER THAN I HAVE TO.
WELL, SUIT YOURSELF.
[ STRAINS ]
LOUSY KIDS NEXT DOOR SCIENTISTS.
THEY CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO BUILD
A TREE HOUSE UNDERWATER, BUT
THEY CAN'T RIG A CANDY MACHINE
TO WORK WITHOUT QUARTERS.
HEY!
YEA-HEH-HEH-EAH!
HA HA HA HA!
OH, SWEET MERCY.
"COCO NUTLOG."
[ HISSING ]
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
AHHHHHHH.
[ CHOMPING ]
AHHHHH.
WHEW.
HELLO-O-O-O-O-O.
DON'T DO THAT.
I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY COCO
NUTLOG.
AND, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN
THIS TREE HOUSE ANYWAY?
THIS PLACE IS SUPPOSED TO BE
QUARTERTINED... OR SOMETHING.
YOU'RE FUNNY.
[ GIGGLES ]
UH... THANKS.
YOU'RE... KIND OF CREEPY.
WILL YOU BE MY BOYFRIEND?
WHOA-HO-HO-HO.
HOLD ON THERE, GIRLY GIRL.
I GOT TO CATCH UP TO MY MATE UP
AHEAD BECAUSE, YOU SEE, WE'RE ON
A MISSION, YOU KNOW, TO FIND US
A PATIENT "C."
OH.
UH...
Y-Y-Y-YOU'RE...
HEY!
ONE OF THE RETURN MODULES IS
FIRING UP.
NUMBUH 2, IS THAT YOU?
DO YOU COPY?
OPEN THE DOCKING HATCH!
NUMBUH 4 NEEDS HELP NOW!
EWWWW!
THAT'S A NEGATIVE, NUMBUH 2.
IF YOU BRING HIM IN HERE, YOU
RISK INFECTING THE WHOLE SHIP!
- A MEMBER OF MY TEAM IS IN - TROUBLE.
- WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM OUT - THERE.
- YOUR SCIENTISTS CAN HELP HIM, - RIGHT?
WELL, WE COULD POSSIBLY...
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
DON'T! YOU'LL DOOM US ALL.
THAT'S A CHANCE I'LL HAVE TO
TAKE.
DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 4.
KEEP A STIFF UPPER LIP.
HUH? AAAH!
[ BUBBLES GURGLING ]
THERE.
CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
YOU'RE FUNNY.
AAAAAAAAAAAH!
THE SHUTTLE SHOULD BE
FINISHED WITH DECONTAMINATION
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
YOU SEE, GENTLEMEN...
[ ALARM BLARING ]
REPORT! REPORT!
ARE WE UNDER ATTACK?
IT'S PATIENT "C"!
SHE'S ABOARD THE SHIP!
SHE TOUCHED ME!
HELP ME!
GET OFF OF ME.
NOW I HAVE IT.
I HAVE IT.
COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS.
GNAWING! SPREADING!
DIVERTICULINATING!
OHHH.
WE ARE ALL DOOMED.
WE DID IT YOUR WAY, AND NOW THIS
SHIP IS INFECTED JUST LIKE THE
TREE HOUSE!
WELL, JUST WHAT DO YOU
SUGGEST WE DO, "MR. I KNOW
EVERYTHING IN THE WHOLE WIDE
WORLD"?
I SAY WE SET THE SHIP ON A
COLLISION COURSE WITH THE
DEEP-SEA LAB AND SEND EVERYTHING
LOCK, STOCK, AND BARREL INTO THE
TRENCHES.
THAT WAY, WE KNOW THAT
PATIENT "C" WILL NEVER INFECT
ANYONE EVER AGAIN.
B-B-BUT... WE'LL ALL BE...
THAT IS A SACRIFICE I AM
WILLING TO MAKE.
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!
THERE ARE 200 DORKY BOY
SCIENTISTS ON THIS SHIP.
NOT TO MENTION, MY TEAMMATES ARE
STILL IN THAT TREE HOUSE.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS
THINKING.
HOW CAN YOU GUYS EVER FORGIVE
ME?
I KNOW.
HOW'S ABOUT WE GO DOWN TO THE
MESS HALL, AND I BUY YOU GUYS A
SODA?
SAY, THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD.
- MAKE THAT TWO SODAS, AND - YOU'RE ON.
OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!
- I WANT A BENDY STRAW TO DRINK - MINE.
YESSIREE, I LOVE...
NUMBUH 20,000!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DOES THIS MEAN HE'S NOT
BUYING US A SODA?
I AM DOING WHAT I SHOULD'VE
DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
[ MUTTERING ]
MAN!
WHY DOES EVERY OTHER
KIDS NEXT DOOR TREE HOUSE HAVE
ALL THE FREE CANDY YOU WANT
EXCEPT THIS ONE?
THERE'S PLENTY OF COCO
NUTLOGS IN THAT BROKEN MACHINE
DOWN THERE.
NUMBUH 5, YOU GUYS ARE IN BIG
TROUBLE.
SO, WE TOOK A COUPLE OF CANDY
BARS.
SEND US A BILL.
NO. NUMBUH 20,000 HAS GONE
OFF THE DEEP END AND IS
AIMING THE B.L.U.B.B.E.R. AT THE
TREE HOUSE TO SEND US ALL INTO
THE TRENCH.
YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THERE.
WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS?
IT'S TOO LATE FOR US.
JUST WORRY ABOUT YOURSELVES.
NO WAY!
NUMBUH 5's GOT AN IDEA.
COME ON.
THIS IS FOR EVERYONE'S OWN
GOOD.
IT IS FOR THE BEST.
I KNOW I AM RIGHT.
OPEN THIS DOOR,
NUMBUH 20,000.
THIS IS INSANE.
I TOLD YOU.
MY CALCULATIONS SHOW THAT
SHOUTING AND BANGING ON A DOOR
WILL NOT OPEN IT.
[ GIGGLES ]
YOU'RE FUNNY.
IT'S PATIENT "C"!
AAH! AAAH! AAAH! AAH!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ SLOBBERING ]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ POUNDING AND SHOUTING ]
WE'RE GONNA DO IT.
WE WILL DO IT.
NUMBUH 20,000, TURN THIS SHIP
AROUND!
NO! LET GO!
CAN'T RISK INFECTING ANYONE
ELSE!
THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER
WAY!
WE HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING!
LET GO!
NUMBUH 1, PATIENT "C" IS...
WAAAAAAH!
WAAAAAAAAH!
WE'RE GONNA HIT!
AAAAAAAH!
FREEZE!
[ GROANING ]
HELLO-O-O-O.
DON'T TOUCH HER!
SHE'S GOT COOGATIDINAL
OCTO-OOGIE TETRA-INFECTO
EPISTREPTOCOCCUS!
SAY WHAT?
YOU KNOW, COOTIES!
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
THIS WHOLE THING IS ABOUT
COOTIES?
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS
COOTIES, YOU FOOLS.
SURE THERE IS.
LOOK WHAT IT DID TO NUMBUH 4.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
NUMBUH 4 IS TOO STUPID TO
REMEMBER THAT HE IS ALLERGIC TO
COCONUT.
LET ME GUESS.
COCO NUTLOG?
MM-HMM. MMM.
WELL, DON'T EAT MORE!
SHE TOUCHED HIM!
SHE'S GOT THE COOTIES!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
IF I KNEW THIS WAS ABOUT
SOMETHING STUPID LIKE COOTIES, I
NEVER WOULD'VE DONE WHAT I DID.
I... AM... SORRY.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I ADMIRE YOU FOR PUTTING THE
KIDS NEXT DOOR ORGANIZATION'S
WELL-BEING ABOVE YOUR OWN.
YEAH.
THAT WAS A CRAZY THING TO DO,
BUT IT ALL WORKED OUT.
WHAT?
OH, COME ON!
NUMBUH 5 TOLD YOU THERE'S NO
SUCH THING AS COOTIES!
UH... YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
TELL HIM!
OHH-HOO-HOO!
OH, NOT YOU TOO!
S-SORRY, NUMBUH 5.
YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
SAY...
DON'T GIVE ME YOUR COOTIES,
NUMBUH 5.
AAAH, GET AWAY!
[ GIGGLES ]
MOMMY!
COME BACK AND PLAY!
DON'T TOUCH ME.
OHHH. OHHHH.
HELLO-O-O-O.
AAAAAAH! OH, NO!
SHE TOUCHED ME-E-E-E-E!
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
YOU DON'T HAVE COOTIES.
I DON'T?
OF COURSE NOT.
YOU CAN'T GET COOTIES FROM YOUR
SISTER.
THAT'S GREAT.
YOU'RE THE BEST, DOC.
AAAAH! YOU TOUCHED ME!
I'VE GOT COOTIES!