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CARTOON NETWORK
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AND THE CROWD GOES WILD AS
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WALLABEE BEETLES, WORLD
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"CHAMPEEN" SOCCER PLAYER, HAS
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THE BALL.
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HE DRIVES LEFT, HE DODGES RIGHT,
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HE SHOOTS...
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HE... SCORES?
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WALLABEE BEETLES!
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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU
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NOT TO PLAY BALL IN THE HOUSE,
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EH?!
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YEAH!
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FLY LIKE AN EAGLE, MAN!
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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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WALLABEE!
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AAH! OHH!
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WELL, YOU TOLD ME NOT TO PLAY
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BALL IN THE HOUSE.
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YEAH! NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH!
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WHOA!
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WALL-A-BEE!!
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ CHATTERS ]
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THAT'S IT!
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THIS IS MY LAST PRICELESS VASE,
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AND I PREFER IT IN ONE PIECE,
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YOUNG MAN!
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NOW, I'M GOING OUT TO BUY JOEY
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MORE KANGAROO MILK.
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BUT SO HELP ME, IF THIS VASE IS
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BROKEN WHEN I RETURN, I WILL
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SEND YOU TO...
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MILITARY SCHOOL?
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WHAT?!
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BALLROOM-DANCING SCHOOL!
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[ GULPS ]
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[ HUMMING ]
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[ Singsong voice ] REMEMBER...
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BE GOOD, HONEY.
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OH, MAN!
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WHAT CAN I DO THAT'S FUN AND
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WON'T "SHATTIFY" THAT STUPID
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VASE?
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AND THE INDOOR MOTOCROSS TURBO
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CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE ABOUT TO
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BEGIN!
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READY... GET SET... GO!
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WHOA!
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[ IMITATING MOTOR ]
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
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WH-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
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UGH!
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OH, CRUD! THE VASE!
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N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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PHEW!
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IT'S A GOOD THING MOM'S VASE WAS
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GONE OR...
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HUH?
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HEY! GIMME BACK THAT VASE!
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COME BACK HERE!
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[ PANTING ]
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WHAT?
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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HEY, KID! YOU CAN'T COME IN
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- HERE WITHOUT A... - [ CROWD CHEERS ]
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WOW!
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OH, MY.
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HE SMASHED THE PORCELAIN OFF OF
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THAT ONE, DID HE NOT?
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HE SURE DID, NICK.
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AND IT'S A PERFECT DAY FOR
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VASEBALL, WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
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I CANNOT ARGUE WITH THAT,
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CHIP... ESPECIALLY WITH THE SUN
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BREAKING THROUGH THE CLOUDS.
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AND THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING
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BREAKING.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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CHIP, YOU ARE "CRACKING" ME
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UP!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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AND NEXT UP FOR THE
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BOSTON GLASS SOX IS
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ORRIN "KRASH" KAUNFER.
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HOLY CROW, NICK.
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KRASH IS HAVING A FANTASTIC
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SEASON.
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INDEED HE IS, CHIP.
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HE'S BROKEN EVERY RECORD OUT
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THERE INTO A MILLION PIECES.
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AND HERE'S THE PITCH.
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WHOA!
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HE GOT A PIECE OF THAT ONE!
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FO-O-O-O-O-UL CUP!
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YAY!
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LITTLE GLUE, AND THAT'LL BE A
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FINE SOUVENIR FROM TODAY'S
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ACTION.
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THIS IS THE COOLEST SPORT I
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HAVE EVER SEEN!
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I MUST... PLAY... NOW!
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WELL, LOOK WHO HAS JUST
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ARRIVED.
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WE ARE PRIVILEGED TO HAVE THE
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COMMISSIONER OF VASEBALL HERE
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WITH US TODAY.
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WELCOME, COMMISSIONER ERNEST.
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ALWAYS A PLEASURE, BOYS.
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SO, COMMISH, DID YOU EXPECT
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THIS MANY KIDS TO SHOW UP TODAY?
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OF COURSE!
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WHAT KID DOESN'T LIKE TO BREAK
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STUFF INTO A KAJILLION PIECES?
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SEE?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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AW.
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AND NEXT UP WE HAVE...
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UM... I DON'T SEEM TO HAVE A NAME
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OR STAT ON THIS COMPETITOR.
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THEN LET'S JUST CALL HIM BY
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THE NUMBER ON HIS UNIFORM...
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NUMBER 4.
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AND HERE'S THE WINDUP.
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WOW. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL
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PORCELAIN PUPPY.
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I HOPE IT GETS SMASHED REAL
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GOOD.
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OH! AND NUMBER 4 NAILS IT!
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HOLY GRANOLA!
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THE PRETTY PORCELAIN PUPPY IS
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STILL IN ONE PIECE!
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AWWWWW.
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BUT WHAT'S THIS?
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WELL!
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AT LEAST HE BROKE SOMETHING!
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INDEED, CHIP.
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THIS PLAYER DOES SHOW PROMISE.
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COME ON.
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MY MOM THROWS HARDER THAN YOU!
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GIMME ONE RIGHT OVER THE PLATE!
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MOM'S VASE!
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- IF I BREAK THAT, MOM WILL KILL - ME!
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PUT IT RIGHT IN THERE!
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THIS KID COULDN'T BREAK A SWEAT!
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HOW'D YOU LIKE A BROKEN...
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BREAK IT UP!
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PLAY VASEBALL!
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EMOTIONS ARE RUNNING HIGH
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DOWN THERE, NICK, BUT NUMBER 4
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IS SETTLING IN TO THE BOX.
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WHAT THE...?
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HEY! HE'S SUPPOSED TO SMASH
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THE VASE FIRST!
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NUMBER 4 ROUNDS FIRST BASE,
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SECOND BASE, THIRD BASE, FOURTH,
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FIFTH, SIXTH, SEVENTH!
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UH, NICK?
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THERE'S ONLY FOUR BASES.
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HE JUST MIGHT GO ALL THE WAY!
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HEY, WHERE'S HE GOING?
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GET HIM!
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WHOA!
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HEY!
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YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT, KID!
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[ PANTING ]
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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WHOA!
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[ INDISTINCT SCREAMING ]
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[ GLASS BREAKS ]
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PHEW!
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HEY! SAVE THE BREAKING STUFF
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FOR THE FIELD, YOU GUYS!
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- IT'S ALL GOING ACCORDING TO - PLAN.
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AFTER EVERY KID GETS GROUNDED
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FOR BREAKING THEIR PARENTS'
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STUFF THEY BROUGHT HERE, THAT'LL
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LEAVE NO ONE TO TATTLE ON US
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WHEN WE BULLIES TOILET-PAPER AND
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EGG EVERY HOUSE IN THE
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NEIGHBORHOOD!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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AT 5:00 SHARP, THE CALL GOES
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OUT.
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HELLO.
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THIS IS AN ANONYMOUS MESSAGE
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FROM ERNEST.
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PERHAPS YOU THINK THAT YOUR...
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INSERT BREAKABLE OBJECT HERE.
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IS MISSING.
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BUT THE TRUTH IS...
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INSERT NAME OF KID HERE.
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HAS TAKEN IT TO A VASEBALL
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GAME TO BE SMASHED INTO
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ELEVENTY BILLION PIECES.
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THANK YOU.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ CRASH ]
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HUH?
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UH...
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DOES THAT COUNT AS A HOME RUN?
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WALLABEE BEETLES.
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I'VE BEEN HOPING TO RUN INTO YOU
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EVER SINCE YOU RUINED MY
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BULLY-FIGHT OPERATION.
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GET HIM, GUYS!
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HYAH!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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WHOA!
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WHERE DID HE GO?
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HEY! THERE HE IS!
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GET HIM!
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EEP!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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WHOA!
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LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF!
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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GAME OVER, SQUIRT!
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I'M GONNA SMASH YOU INTO A
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KAJILLION LITTLE PIECES!
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NOT BEFORE I...
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NOT BEFORE I SMASH YOUR PLANS TO
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GET EVERYONE IN TROUBLE!
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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SO, HERE IT IS, FAITHFUL
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VIEWERS... THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL
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BEEN WAITING FOR.
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THE FINAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN
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NUMBER 4 AND THE COMMISSIONER OF
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VASEBALL HIMSELF.
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[ CROWD CHEERS ]
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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE POWER
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IN THOSE SCRAWNY ARMS.
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SIMPLY AMAZING!
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UH-OH!
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HYAH!
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WHA...
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OHH!
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I THINK THAT'S, LIKE, 87,005
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YEARS OF BAD LUCK.
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YOU...
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ARRRRRRRRRRGH!
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IT LOOKS LIKE NUMBER 4 HAS
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SWITCHED TO OFFENSE NOW.
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HYAH!
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YARGH!
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WHY YOU RUNNIN', KID?
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I JUST WANT TO GIVE YA YOUR
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BIG "BREAK"!
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RARRRRRRGH!
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WHOA!
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IT'S THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH,
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KID.
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AND I'M SWINGING FOR THE FENCES!
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ARRRRRRGH!
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HYAH!
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MAZEL TOV!
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[ BOTH SLURPING ]
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HYAH!
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ARGH!
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HYAH!
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WHOA, OHHHH!
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HOLY CROW, FOLKS.
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WE ARE WITNESSING ONE OF THE
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GREATEST SMASHUPS IN MODERN
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VASEBALL.
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THIS IS TRULY FANTASTIC,
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SPECTACULAR.
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HYAH!
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ARGH!
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COME ON!
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IS THAT ALL YOU'VE...
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WHOA!
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AND DOWN GOES NUMBER 4!
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IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S SMASHED
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HIS LAST COLLECTIBLE STATUE!
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I DON'T THINK I CAN WATCH.
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BUT I WILL!
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BATTER UP, TWERP!
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HYAH!
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HEY! WHAT THE...
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GET THIS THING OFF OF...
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OOF!
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WELL, THAT'S NOT A GOOD SOUND.
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ARRRRRRGH!
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[ PANTING ]
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AAAAAAAAHH!
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AND THAT'S IT, SPORTS FANS.
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WE HAVE A WINNER!
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NUMBER 4 HAS DONE IT!
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MR. VASEBALL.
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WHAT DOES VICTORY FEEL LIKE?
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FLUFFY, LIKE A KITTEN?
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WELL, I HAVEN'T WON YET.
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I STILL GOTTA STOP ERNEST'S
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PHONE MESSAGE FROM...
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HELLO.
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THIS IS AN ANONYMOUS MESSAGE
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FROM ERNEST.
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PERHAPS YOU THINK...
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WELL, FOLKS, IT HAS BEEN AN
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EXCITING DAY OF VASEBALL.
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SURE, EVERY KID IN TOWN HAS BEEN
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GROUNDED... I, MYSELF, INCLUDED.
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ALL EXCEPT WALLABEE BEETLES.
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SOME CALL HIM A LEGEND...
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OTHERS, A HERO.
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STILL OTHERS CALL HIM "THAT
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STUPID KID WHO BROKE EVERYTHING
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AND GOT US ALL IN TROUBLE."
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WELL, WHATEVER YOU CALL HIM, HE
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HAS LEFT HIS MARK ON THIS
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GLORIOUS GAME AND WILL BE
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FOREVER ENSHRINED IN THE HEARTS
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OF ALL KIDS WHO LOVE TO SMASH
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THINGS.
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[ GLASS BREAKS ]
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WALLABEE!
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BUT, MOM!
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HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY ISN'T
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UP TO ANY ANTI-KID ACTIVITY?
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HAVE YOU DONE BACKGROUND CHECKS,
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HAD HIS OFFICE BUGGED, OR, AT
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THE VERY LEAST, BROKEN INTO HIS
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HOUSE WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING AND
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GIVEN HIM A THOROUGH BRAIN SCAN?
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NO, NIGEL DEAR, I HAVEN'T,
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BECAUSE THE LAST DOCTOR YOU DID
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ALL THAT TO HAS A COURT ORDER
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SAYING YOU CAN'T BE WITHIN THREE
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MILES OF HIM!
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AND I WOULD PREFER IF YOU WOULD
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JUST LET THIS DOCTOR GIVE YOU
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YOUR MOOSE BUMPS SHOT WITHOUT
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ALL YOUR USUAL RIGAMAROLE.
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BUT, M-O-OM!
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SHUSH!
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GOOD MORNING.
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MY SON NIGEL UNO IS HERE FOR HIS
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3:00 APPOINTMENT.
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YES, YES.
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NIGEL... UM... UNO.
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WHAT A CUTE LITTLE... UH...
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BALD BOY.
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WELL, IF YOU'LL JUST CHANGE INTO
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THIS, THE DOCTOR IS WAITING FOR
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YOU IN THE EXAMINATION ROOM
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RIGHT DOWN THE HALL.
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I'LL BET HE IS.
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- OH, JUST GET ON WITH IT, - NIGEL.
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I'LL WAIT FOR YOU OUT HERE.
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BUT, M-O-O-O-O-O-OM!
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HELLO?
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OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
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WRONG ROOM. SORRY.
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OH, I SAY. MR. UNO.
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COME IN. COME IN, OLD BOY.
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YES, VERY GOOD.
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DO HAVE A SEAT AND HELP ME
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FINISH OFF THESE SPLENDID
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COOKIES, WOULD YOU?
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WHO... W-WHO ARE YOU?
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OH, OF COURSE.
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HOW RUDE OF ME.
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[ LAUGHS, CLEARS THROAT ]
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DR. PHINEAS B. SHARP IS THE
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NAME.
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PLEASE, DEAR BOY, SIT DOWN.
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I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF ORDERING
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YOU A GRAPE SODA, BUT I CAN HAVE
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THE NURSE BRING YOU A DIFFERENT
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FLAVOR, SHOULD YOU LIKE.
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NO.
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UH... GRAPE'S FINE.
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- [ SLURPING ] - RIGHT.
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LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE, SHALL
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WE, NIGEL?
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MOOSE BUMPS ARE A HORRIBLE
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AFFLICTION, AND IT'S MY JOB AS A
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DOCTOR TO PREVENT THEM.
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BUT NOBODY LIKES GETTING THEIR
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SHOTS, YES?
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AND JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I
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NEVER LIKED GETTING MY SHOTS
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EITHER WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.
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REALLY?
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OF COURSE NOT!
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YES, I RAN AWAY AT THE VERY
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THOUGHT OF THEM, YOU SEE.
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SO, THE VERY LEAST I CAN DO IS
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TO LET YOU DO THE SAME, YES?
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[ GULPS ] HUH?
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OH, YOU HEARD ME.
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00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:49,357
TAKE A FEW OF THESE WONDERFUL
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COOKIES WITH YOU, IF YOU LIKE,
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AS WELL.
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REALLY?
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YOU'RE LETTING ME GO?
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FREE AS A BIRD, OLD CHAP.
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00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:58,243
WOW! YOU'RE THE BEST DOCTOR
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I'VE EVER BEEN TO!
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WHY, THANK YOU, OLD BOY.
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00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,773
BUT, THEN AGAIN...
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I NEVER SAID I WASN'T GOING TO
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CHASE YOU.
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[ GASPS ]
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YOU SEE, MR. UNO, I FIND IT
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RATHER UNSPORTING TO JUST HOLD
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CHILDREN DOWN AND GIVE THEM
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THEIR MOOSE BUMPS SHOTS, SO I
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LIKE TO GIVE THEM A SPORTING
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CHANCE.
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- [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] - ESCAPE ME AND YOU ESCAPE GETTING
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YOUR SHOTS.
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00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,510
BUT, OF COURSE, WE KNOW
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THERE'S NOT MUCH CHANCE OF THAT
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HAPPENING, NOW, IS THERE?
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YOU'RE... YOU'RE MAD!
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00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,473
OH, COME NOW, MR. UNO.
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00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:31,113
YOU'VE ONLY GOT 10 SECONDS
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BEFORE I START AFTER YOU, AND
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- YOU'RE WASTING THEM CALLING ME - NAMES?
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10 SECONDS?!
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ACTUALLY, IT'S ONLY ABOUT
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FIVE NOW.
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00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:41,663
[ PANTING ]
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00:15:41,684 --> 00:15:44,234
[ ANIMALS CHATTERING,
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00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,230
[ SCREECHING ]
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00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:48,201
W-W-WHERE AM I?
437
00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:49,857
WHY, YOU'RE IN MY OFFICE, OLD
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00:15:49,885 --> 00:15:51,495
BOY.
439
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:52,727
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,870
OOH, I SAY.
441
00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:55,413
THIS UNO BOY MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A
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00:15:55,434 --> 00:15:56,934
CHALLENGE.
443
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,410
NURSE JUMBO, COULD YOU COME
444
00:15:58,435 --> 00:15:59,865
HERE, PLEASE?
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00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:01,733
OHH! THRILLING!
446
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,180
[ LOUD STOMPING ]
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00:16:04,201 --> 00:16:06,601
GOOD HEAVENS, NURSE JUMBO.
448
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,807
- WHAT THE DEVIL HAVE YOU BEEN - EATING?
449
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:09,900
JUST LOOK AT YOU!
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00:16:09,967 --> 00:16:10,997
VERY WELL, THEN.
451
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:12,777
WE'LL WORK OFF SOME OF THOSE
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00:16:12,801 --> 00:16:14,531
CRUMPETS, EH?
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00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,930
[ PANTING ]
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00:16:16,951 --> 00:16:19,301
WHOA!
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00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:21,187
[ PANTING ]
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00:16:21,218 --> 00:16:23,068
WH-O-O-O-OA!
457
00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,073
OHH!
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00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:27,983
[ GRUNTING ]
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00:16:28,001 --> 00:16:31,871
[ SIGHS ]
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00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:33,693
I'VE GOT NO WEAPONS, NO WAY TO
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CONTACT THE OTHER KIDS NEXT
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00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,927
DOOR, AND NO PANTS.
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00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,230
MM-MMM!
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NOTHING NIGEL UNO HASN'T BEEN
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THROUGH BEFORE!
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00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:49,313
[ PANTING ]
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00:16:49,334 --> 00:16:51,734
WELL, NURSE JUMBO, LET'S JUST
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SEE WHAT WE'VE CAUGHT HERE,
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SHALL WE?
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HMM. CLEVER BOY.
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00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,103
WHAT'S THIS?
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00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:03,403
BUT NOT CLEVER ENOUGH!
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00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,897
QUICK, NURSE JUMBO... AFTER HIM!
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00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:13,260
[ PANTING ]
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00:17:13,285 --> 00:17:18,065
[ TRUMPETS ]
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00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:19,873
FASTER, NURSE JUMBO!
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00:17:19,933 --> 00:17:22,103
WE'RE RIGHT ON HIS TAIL!
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00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:30,503
GAME OVER, MR. UNO.
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00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,087
THOUGH, THIS CLEARING DOES LOOK
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FAMILIA-A-A-A-R!
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[ POINK! ]
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LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT MY
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"POINT."
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OHH!
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00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:44,627
LOOKS LIKE I'VE UNDERESTIMATED
487
00:17:44,651 --> 00:17:46,031
THIS BOY, WHAT?
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WELL, NO MATTER.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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THIS IS GETTING JOLLY FUN.
491
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[ TRUMPET BLARES ]
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TALLYHO!
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[ PANTING ]
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WAAAH! WAH-HAH-HAH!
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WAAAH!
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00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:02,767
OOF!
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00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,633
THIS HAS BEEN GOOD FUN,
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00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,471
MR. UNO, BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'RE
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SURROUNDED.
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[ PANTING ]
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00:18:10,101 --> 00:18:12,431
[ TRUMPETS ]
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00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,430
BOTTOMS UP, OLD BOY!
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[ NEEDLES WHISTLING ]
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[ PANTING ]
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00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:19,787
[ GRUNTING ]
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00:18:19,818 --> 00:18:21,368
WAAAAAH!
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00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,873
WH-O-O-O-OA!
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00:18:23,933 --> 00:18:25,013
[ PANTING ]
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00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:26,134
OHH!
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00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,310
DON'T JUST SIT THERE,
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NURSE JUMBO... GIVE ME THE HEAVY
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ARTILLERY.
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TRY RUNNING FROM THIS, MY GOOD
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00:18:33,885 --> 00:18:36,165
MAN.
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HEAT SOURCE LOCATED.
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TARGET LOCKED.
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[ PANTING ]
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WHOA!
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00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:45,773
YAAAH!
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00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,203
WH-O-O-OA!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,227
HEAT SOURCE LOST.
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I SAY, WE SHOULD HAVE HEARD A
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JOLLY GOOD SCREAM OF INOCULATION
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00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:58,467
BY NOW, DON'T YOU THINK?
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HEAT SOURCE LOCATED.
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00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:02,167
TARGET LOCKED.
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00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:03,773
OH, BISCUITS, NURSE JUMBO.
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00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,203
I DON'T SEE HIM ANYWHERE.
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00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:07,027
[ GASPS ]
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GREAT BALLS OF COTTON!
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00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,890
[ POINK! ]
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00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,928
[ SCREAMING ]
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00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,080
[ GASPS ]
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00:19:14,101 --> 00:19:15,201
[ SIGHS ]
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00:19:15,267 --> 00:19:16,567
WHOA!
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00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:17,703
GRR!
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00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:20,177
NO ONE ESCAPES
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00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,631
DR. PHINEAS B. SHARP, MR. UNO.
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00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,900
AFTER HIM, NURSE JUMBO!
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00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:27,037
[ SQUEAKING ]
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00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:29,168
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU QUIT,
543
00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:31,433
YOU PREPOSTEROUS PACHYDERM?!
544
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,190
[ SQUEAKING ]
545
00:19:33,218 --> 00:19:34,928
OH, SO YOU GOT HIT BY A FEW
546
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
STRAY SHOTS.
547
00:19:36,033 --> 00:19:37,233
WELL, BOO-HOO.
548
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,280
IT'S NOT LIKE ELEPHANTS CAN GET
549
00:19:39,301 --> 00:19:41,301
MOOSE BUMPS ANYWAY.
550
00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:42,957
[ SQUEAKING ]
551
00:19:42,985 --> 00:19:44,595
WELL, FINE.
552
00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,227
YOU BE THAT WAY, THEN.
553
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,400
RRRRR...
554
00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:48,927
ARRRRGH!
555
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,290
I'LL GO AND GIVE NIGEL UNO HIS
556
00:19:51,318 --> 00:19:53,628
MOOSE BUMPS SHOTS MYSELF.
557
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,880
[ GRUMBLING ]
558
00:19:55,901 --> 00:19:58,101
DREADFUL INDEED.
559
00:19:58,167 --> 00:20:01,257
[ WHIMPERING ]
560
00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:04,395
CAN'T... KEEP THIS UP... MUCH
561
00:20:04,467 --> 00:20:05,027
LONGER.
562
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,430
AAAAAH!
563
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,330
I DO HAVE OTHER APPOINTMENTS
564
00:20:08,351 --> 00:20:10,201
TODAY, MR. UNO, SO LET'S GET
565
00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:12,027
THIS OVER WITH, SHALL WE?
566
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,170
NO!
567
00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:14,573
GET AWAY!
568
00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:16,163
[ PANTING ]
569
00:20:16,184 --> 00:20:17,734
THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN,
570
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,290
NIGEL, SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
571
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:20,828
YOUR SHOTS LIKE A MAN.
572
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,300
NO!
573
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:23,927
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
574
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000
WHOA!
575
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:33,493
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
576
00:20:33,518 --> 00:20:36,598
[ MOOSE CALLS ]
577
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:38,827
Y-YOU'RE NOT PREVENTING...
578
00:20:38,851 --> 00:20:41,031
AAAAAAH!
579
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,030
OOOOOOH!
580
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,790
SO, YOU'VE FIGURED IT OUT,
581
00:20:44,818 --> 00:20:46,528
HAVE YOU, OLD BOY?
582
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,770
I'M NOT PREVENTING MOOSE BUMPS.
583
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:51,473
I'M CAUS THEM!
584
00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:53,943
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
585
00:20:53,968 --> 00:20:56,398
AND BY TURNING YOU MISERABLE
586
00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:58,737
CHILDREN INTO MOOSES, I'LL HAVE
587
00:20:58,768 --> 00:21:01,068
ALL THE ANTLERS I NEED TO SAW
588
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:03,393
OFF, GRIND UP, AND MAKE INTO
589
00:21:03,418 --> 00:21:05,698
"CHESTER'S MARVELOUS MOOSICLES,"
590
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,557
AN ICE-CREAM TREAT THAT'LL
591
00:21:07,585 --> 00:21:09,395
MAKE ME AN ELEVENTY
592
00:21:09,467 --> 00:21:10,827
BIMILLIONAIRE!
593
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,740
[ LAUGHS ]
594
00:21:12,768 --> 00:21:14,628
YOU... YOU'RE INSANE!
595
00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,480
I'LL STOP YOU IF IT'S THE LAST
596
00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:18,301
THING... I... DO!
597
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:20,207
AH, BUT THIS IS THE LAST
598
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,095
THING YOU'LL DO.
599
00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,597
CAN YOU FEEL IT?
600
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:26,597
IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING!
601
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,067
HUH?
602
00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:29,413
[ SCREAMING ]
603
00:21:29,434 --> 00:21:30,734
[ Deep voice ] WHAT HAVE YOU
604
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:40,733
DONE TO ME?
605
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,790
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
606
00:21:42,818 --> 00:21:44,828
WHAT?
607
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:46,570
THIS CAN'T...
608
00:21:46,633 --> 00:21:48,803
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
609
00:21:48,867 --> 00:21:51,227
[ LAUGHING ]
610
00:21:51,251 --> 00:21:53,631
WHOA!
611
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:57,800
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
612
00:21:57,867 --> 00:21:59,327
AND THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO
613
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:00,831
HAPPEN IF YOU MAKE ME GET MY
614
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,170
MOOSE BUMPS SHOTS!
615
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,073
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, MOM?
616
00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:05,033
IS IT? HUH?
617
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:06,240
OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS,
618
00:22:06,268 --> 00:22:07,428
NIGEL.
619
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,230
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GET THESE
620
00:22:09,251 --> 00:22:11,001
PREPOSTEROUS IDEAS IN YOUR HEAD.
621
00:22:11,067 --> 00:22:12,227
GOOD MORNING.
622
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:14,140
MY SON NIGEL UNO IS HERE FOR HIS
623
00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,028
3:00 APPOINTMENT.
624
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:18,430
YES, YES.
625
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:21,600
NIGEL UNO!
626
00:22:26,533 --> 00:22:27,783
♪ MOOSICLES
627
00:22:27,801 --> 00:22:29,071
♪ MOOSICLES
628
00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:31,343
♪ MOO-MOO-MARVELOUS MOOSICLES
629
00:22:31,368 --> 00:22:33,598
♪ FIRST WE TAKE SOME ANTLERS
630
00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:34,937
AND GRIND THEM UP ♪
631
00:22:34,968 --> 00:22:36,268
♪ THEN WE ADD SOME ICE CREAM
632
00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:37,463
♪ GLOPPITY GLOP
633
00:22:37,484 --> 00:22:38,634
♪ FREEZE 'EM IN THE FREEZER
634
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:39,740
AT 100 BELOW ♪
635
00:22:39,768 --> 00:22:40,828
♪ TAKE 'EM OUT, YOU GOTTA
636
00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:42,610
- SHOUT ♪ - ♪ OH, WHAT DO YA KNOW
637
00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:44,010
♪ THEY'RE MOOSICLES
638
00:22:44,035 --> 00:22:45,365
♪ MOOSICLES
639
00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:47,213
♪ MOO-MOO-MARVELOUS MOOSICLES
640
00:22:47,234 --> 00:22:49,034
♪ THE ONLY ICE-CREAM TREAT
641
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,880
WITH THE FUR THAT TICKLES ♪
642
00:22:50,901 --> 00:22:52,701
♪ THEY'RE CHESTER'S MARVELOUS
643
00:22:52,767 --> 00:22:55,297
MOOSICLES ♪