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GOTTA RUN.
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GOTTA RUN.
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GOTTA RUN.
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[ GASPS ]
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GIVE UP, TOMMY.
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- YOU ARE JUST DELAYING THE - INEVITABLE.
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GOTTA RUN SOME MORE!
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GOTTA RUN SOME MORE!
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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RUN FASTER!
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RUN FASTER!
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AAH!
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OOF!
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OH!
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[ GASPS ]
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FOR THE LAST TIME...
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GET YOUR GRIMY BUTT BACK HOME!
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MOM SAYS YOU'VE GOT TO GET IN
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THE TUB NOW!
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- >> BUT I DON'T WANNA TAKE A - BATH.
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WELL, RUNNING AWAY'S NOT THE
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WAY TO DEAL WITH IT.
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AND COVER YOURSELF UP, FOR
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PETE'S SAKE.
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DO YOU WANT EVERYONE IN THE
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WORLD TO SEE YOU NAKED OR
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SOMETHING?
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[ LAUGHTER, JEERING ]
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[ Chanting ] TAKE A BATH!
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TAKE A BATH!
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OH, MAN.
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TAKE A BATH!
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- >> I DON'T WANNA, I DON'T - WANNA, I DON'T WANNA!
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WELL, YOU'RE GONNA.
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SO, GET IN THAT TUB NOW AND
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DON'T YOU COME OUT TILL YOU'RE
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SPRINKLY, SPARKLY CLEAN!
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OHHHH.
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I DON'T HEAR ANY SPLASHING!
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YOU HAD BETTER BE IN THAT WATER,
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TOMMY GILLIGAN.
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NEVER!
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SO HELP ME, IF I HAVE TO COME
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IN THERE, I'M GONNA SCRUB YOU
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- WITH A CHEESE GRATER, YOU LITTLE - MUNCHKIN!
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OKAY, GRANDMA.
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- JUST DON'T COME IN... - WAAH!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
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N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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AAH!
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[ MOANING ]
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ARE YOU OKAY, KID?
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SPEAK TO ME, DARN IT!
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[ COUGHS ]
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OHHH.
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HUH?
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[ SAILORS MUTTERING ]
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WHERE AM I?
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WHY, YOU'RE ON BOARD THE
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S.S. STINKYPANTS.
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[ Yodeling ] WAH-HOO-HOO!
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GO AHEAD.
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PULL IT.
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[ FARTS ]
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[ ALL LAUGHING ]
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- >> [ Imitating Captain Kirk ] - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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CAPTAIN ON THE DECK!
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WHY HAS THE SHIP STOPPED?
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WE FOUND ANOTHER BOY DRIFTING
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IN THE BATHWATER, SIR.
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HE WAS ALMOST...
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CLEAN.
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[ ALL GASP ]
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BUT WE GOT HIM OUT JUST IN TIME.
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TIME?
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TIME IS SOMETHING WE DON'T HAVE,
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DR. MUDCOY.
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SHE'S RIGHT ON OUR TAIL, AND SHE
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WILL NOT REST UNTIL I,
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CAPTAIN JAMES P. DIRT, AND ALL
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OF YOU BOYS ARE SQUEAKY CLEAN!
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UM, EXCUSE ME.
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WHO'S "SHE"?
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WHO IS "SHE"?
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WHO... ARE... YOU?
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I AM THE JUSTICE THAT BRINGS
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JUSTICE TO THE JUSTICELESS KIDS
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NEEDING JUSTICE!
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I AM THE WHISPER THAT MAKES YOU
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SAY, "WHOA. NICE HAT."
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I AM THE TOMMY!
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[ HORN BLARES ]
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[ Laughing ] HEY, YOU CAN SEE
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THAT KID'S BUTT!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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♪ I SEE YOUR HEINIE
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♪ ALL WHITE AND SHINY
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
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THAT'LL DO.
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JEEZ.
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- WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU - BOYS, ANYWAY?
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HERE, KID, COVER YOURSELF UP.
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I'M NOT RUNNING A NUDIST COLONY.
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MR. SLOP, ALL CREW MEMBERS TO
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STATIONS.
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- I DON'T WANT HER CATCHING UP TO - US.
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MR. PEEYOO, FULL SPEED AHEAD,
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AND STEER CLEAR OF THAT FOG OF
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SOAP BUBBLES TO PORT.
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HEY!
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YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHO "SHE" IS.
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MAYBE THE TOMMY CAN HELP YOU
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DEFEAT HER.
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DEFEAT HER?
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OH, BOY!
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[ SQUAWKS ]
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YOU CAN'T DEFEAT HER.
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- YOU CAN ONLY RUN FROM HER, YOU - FOOL.
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AHOY, CAPTAIN!
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THAR SHE QUACKS!
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QUAAAAACK!
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[ GASPS ]
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MOBY-DUCK!
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QUAAAACK!
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ALL HANDS TO
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RUN-LIKE-COWARDS STATIONS.
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- MR. PEEYOO, ENGAGE SCAREDY-CAT - DRIVE.
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- SPOTTY, I NEED SOME WARP-FACTOR - RUN, NOW!
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[ Scottish accent ] I'M
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GIVING HER ALL I CAN, CAPTAIN,
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BUT IT'LL TAKE AT LEAST FIVE
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MINUTES TO REACH THAT SPEED!
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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IT'S JUST A BIG, DUMB RUBBER...
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QUAAACK!
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[ ALL YELLING ]
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WHOA!
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OH, HELP ME!
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I'M GETTING CLEAN!
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QUAAACK!
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CAPTAIN, SHE'S SWINGING
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AROUND FOR ANOTHER ATTACK!
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- WE CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER HIT LIKE - THAT!
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QUICK!
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EVERYBODY HIDE!
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[ ALL YELLING ]
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OH, FORGET YOU GUYS.
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HUH?
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TOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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SEEING IF A DUCK WANTS TO
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PLAY CHICKEN.
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GET IT?
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DUCK... CHICKEN?
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- [ LAUGHING ] - OH, WOW.
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I GOTTA TELL HOAGIE THAT ONE.
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SWEET MOTHER OF DIRT!
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HE'S GONNA RAM HER!
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WE'LL ALL BE DUNKED IN THE
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BATHWATER!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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QUAAAAAAACK!
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AAAAAH!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ ALL YELLING ]
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WHOA!
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WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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QUAAAAAAAACK!
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QUAAAAACK!
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QUACK.
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QUAAAACK.
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[ SQUEAKS ]
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[ Softly ] QUAAACK.
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[ RAPID SQUEAKING ]
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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YOU DID IT, TOMMY.
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OH, IT WAS NOTHING.
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JUST ANOTHER DAY SAVED BY...
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THE TOMMY!
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[ HORN BLARES ]
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CHEEKS AHOY!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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OHH.
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ALL RIGHT, ALREADY!
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CAN'T YOU LITTLE MONGRELS LAUGH
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AT ANYTHING ELSE?
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HONESTLY.
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YOU KNOW, TOMMY, THE SENIOR
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OFFICERS AND I ARE HAVING DINNER
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IN MY CABIN TONIGHT.
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WHY DON'T YOU COME ALONG.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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I'D SAY...
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THIS STINKS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WASH DISHES
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WITHOUT SOAP AND WATER?
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SOAP AND WATER?
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NOT ON MY SHIP, BUSTER.
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- JUST DIG IN THERE WITH YOUR - FINGERNAILS, AND THAT CHICKEN
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FAT WILL RUB RIGHT OFF.
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NOW, THEN, MR. SLOP, ENLIGHTEN
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US AS TO OUR TACTICAL SITUATION.
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LESS THAN IDEAL, CAPTAIN.
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BASED ON OUR COURSE, IT APPEARS
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MOBY-DUCK IS TRYING TO FORCE
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THIS SHIP TOWARDS A DEAD END.
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THE OTHER END OF THE TUB?!
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WE'LL BE SUCKED DOWN THE GREAT
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DRAIN FOR SURE IF WE GO THERE!
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THEN IT LOOKS LIKE THE JIG IS
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UP, BOYS.
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THERE'S JUST NOWHERE LEFT TO
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RUN.
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SO, DON'T RUN!
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WELL, WALKING'S NOT GONNA
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HELP US, KID.
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I MEAN, DON'T RUN AWAY!
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MY BIG BROTHER ONCE TOLD ME THAT
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RUNNING AWAY ISN'T THE WAY TO
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DEAL WITH THINGS.
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SO I SAY, LET'S NOT RUN FROM
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THAT DUMB DUCK.
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LET'S FIGHT IT INSTEAD!
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FIGHT MOBY-DUCK?
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HE'S CRAZY!
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LET'S THROW HIM OVERBOARD!
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ENOUGH!
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TOMMY'S RIGHT.
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IF WE OUTSMARTED THAT DUCK ONCE,
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THEN, BY ALL THAT'S FILTHY, WE
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CAN DO IT AGAIN.
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AND I'M TIRED OF RUNNING,
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TIRED OF WAKING UP EVERY DAY
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WONDERING IF THIS IS THE DAY I'M
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SCRUBBED CLEAN.
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WELL, NO MORE.
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TOMORROW...
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WE ROAST THAT DUCK!
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ROAST THE DUCK!
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ROAST THE DUCK!
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[ Chanting ] ROAST THE DUCK!
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ROAST THE DUCK!
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ROAST THE DUCK!
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ROAST THE DUCK!
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QUACK!
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QUAAAAAAAAAACK!!
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N-O-O-O-O-O-OW!
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[ ALL YELLING ]
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GET THE DUCK!
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TAKE THIS, YOU MISERABLE
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MALLARD!
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QUAAAACK!
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NOW, TOMMY!
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NOW, DR. MUDCOY!
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DARN IT, JIM... I'M A DOCTOR,
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NOT A DUCK HUNTER!
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JUST DO IT!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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QUAACK!
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QUAAACK!
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QUACK!
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QUACK, QUAACK!
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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QUACK!
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KEEP ROWING, BOYS.
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WE'LL SEND HER DOWN THE GREAT
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DRAIN!
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NOT...
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WITHOUT...
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YOU!
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[ GASPS ]
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MUH-MUH-MUH...
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MOM?
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THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN,
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JIMMY!
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AFTER 36 YEARS, YOU ARE TAKING A
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BATH IF IT'S THE LAST THING I
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DO!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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NO, MOM!
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NO!
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I DON'T WANNA!
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- [ CRYING ] - >> COME ON!
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WE'VE GOT TO SAVE THE CAPTAIN!
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[ ALL YELLING ]
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HELP ME, TOMMY.
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I DON'T WANT TO BE UNSTINKY!
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ROW!
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ROW!
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[ GRUNTING IN UNISON ]
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IT'S WORKING!
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KEEP ROWING!!
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OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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HANG... ON!
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[ STRAINING ]
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[ ALL GRUNTING ]
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HANG...
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AAH!
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HEY, LOOK... YOU CAN SEE
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TOMMY'S TUSHY!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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♪ I SEE YOUR HEINIE
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♪ ALL BRIGHT AND SHINY
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KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IMBECILES!
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KEEP ROWING, OR WE'RE ALL
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DOOMED!
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LOOKS LIKE A FULL MOON
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TONIGHT!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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OHH!
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YOU, THERE!
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YOU PUT SOME PANTS ON THIS
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INSTANT, YOUNG MAN!
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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AAH!
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AAAAAAH!
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N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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SO WARM AND SOAPY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!
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[ WATER BUBBLING ]
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NOW WE'RE CAUGHT IN THE
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WHIRLPOOL!
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WHOA!
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OHHHHHHHHH!
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AAAAAAAH!
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[ WHIMPERING ]
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TOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN
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THERE?
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YOU HAD BETTER BE WASHING, YOUNG
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MAN!
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NEVER!!
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[ SQUEAK ]
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[ SQUAWKS ]
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YOU LITTLE RUNT!
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DO I HAVE TO COME IN THERE?
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IT'S OKAY, GRANDMA.
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I'M WASHING.
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JUST DON'T COME IN!
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THE TOMMY BATHES ALONE!
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HAH!
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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
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KIDS NEXT DOOR... S.T.O.R.K.
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SPEEDILY TRANSPORTS OPERATIVES
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RESCUING KIDDIES.
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ALL RIGHT, TEAM.
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LISTEN UP.
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MY SUSPICIONS HAVE RECENTLY BEEN
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CONFIRMED... BABIES DON'T JUST
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MAGICALLY APPEAR IN HOSPITALS.
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THEY ARE SYSTEMATICALLY
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KIDNAPPED BY EVIL ADULTS AND
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THEN PLACED IN SO-CALLED
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NURSERIES, WHERE THEY'RE
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SUBJECTED TO INSIDIOUS
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EXPERIMENTS, TURNING THEM
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DIRECTLY INTO ADULTS AND
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TERMINATING THEIR ONLY CHANCE AT
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GLORIOUS CHILDHOOD.
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SO, IT'S UP TO US TO LIBERATE
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THESE BABIES FROM THE INSIDIOUS
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ADULT LABORATORIES.
368
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[ HUMMING ]
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WOW!
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HOLD ON, KIDS.
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00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:10,833
YOU CAN'T JUST GO...
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OHH!
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OH!
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DR. LUMPKINS, LINE ONE.
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[ ALL YELLING ]
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HEY, WHAT'S THE...
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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THAT DOES IT FOR CROWD CONTROL.
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00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:31,527
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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NUMBUH 2, PREPARE FOR BABY
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00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:35,065
LIBERATION IN T-MINUS 10
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SECONDS.
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HELLO!
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GET ALONG, LITTLE BABIES!
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YEE-HAW!
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00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:52,167
WHEEE!
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00:12:52,233 --> 00:12:54,003
[ BELCHES ]
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00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,130
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
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00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,730
OH, MAN!
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00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,160
WHY DO WE HAVE TO PUT THE STINKY
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00:13:01,185 --> 00:13:02,565
BABIES IN MY ROOM?
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00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:04,033
WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE
395
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,471
SACRIFICES IN THE WAR AGAINST
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00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:07,173
ADULT TYRANNY, NUMBUH 4.
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00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:08,773
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!
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00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:10,563
YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WENT AHEAD AND
399
00:13:10,584 --> 00:13:12,334
DID THAT BABY MISSION?
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00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,300
BUT THEY WERE KIDDY-NAPPED!
401
00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:15,507
THOSE BABIES WEREN'T
402
00:13:15,535 --> 00:13:16,695
KIDNAPPED.
403
00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:19,427
WELL, EXCEPT BY YOU GUYS.
404
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,680
BABIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN
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00:13:20,701 --> 00:13:21,901
HOSPITALS!
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00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,607
WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR ANY
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00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,295
MORE OF YOUR INSANE THEORIES,
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00:13:25,367 --> 00:13:25,897
NUMBUH 5.
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00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,327
LOOK.
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00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,040
MY OLDER BROTHER HAS A COUPLE OF
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00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:30,728
KIDS, AND THEY WERE BORN IN A
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00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,170
HOSPITAL.
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00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:33,983
BESIDES, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
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00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:35,771
WITH A BUNCH OF BABIES, ANYWAY?
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00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,793
WELL, ONCE NUMBUH 2 FINISHES
416
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,798
FORGING THEIR NEW IDENTITIES,
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00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:41,637
THESE BABIES WILL BE SET FREE
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00:13:41,668 --> 00:13:43,468
AND INTEGRATED BACK INTO KID
419
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:44,773
SOCIETY.
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00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,063
THAT WAY, THEY'LL BE FREE TO
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00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:47,334
EXPERIENCE ALL THE FUN OF
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00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,830
KID-DOM, INSTEAD OF BEING A
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SLAVE TO THE AGE-CHANGING
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00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:52,527
EXPERIMENTS OF ADULTS.
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00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,690
YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHERE
426
00:13:54,718 --> 00:13:56,828
BABIES COME FROM, DO YOU?
427
00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,330
OF COURSE I DO.
428
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,230
THEY COME FROM BABY EGGS.
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00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,900
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
430
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,597
I'M GONNA TELL YOU STRAIGHT UP.
431
00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:07,357
BABIES COME FROM...
432
00:14:07,385 --> 00:14:10,095
[ BABIES CRYING, SCREAMING ]
433
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:12,127
OH, NICE, NUMBUH 5.
434
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,070
YOU'VE MADE THEM CRY.
435
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:14,833
ME?
436
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,030
FINE.
437
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,630
YOU TRY AND TAKE CARE OF THEM BY
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00:14:17,651 --> 00:14:19,201
YOURSELF, THEN.
439
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:20,127
WE WILL.
440
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,300
WON'T WE, GUYS?
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00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:22,967
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!
442
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,403
I SAID, "STOP CRYING NOW"!
443
00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:26,897
I CAN HELP.
444
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,727
I SPEAK BABY.
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00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,570
DAH-BOO-GEH-BAH-DAH.
446
00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:32,173
GAH JAH GOO-GOO BAH-BAH.
447
00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:33,333
GAGA GOOGOO.
448
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,570
OOH!
449
00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:35,633
GOO-GOO GAH GOO.
450
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,130
GOO-GAH-BAH-GOO-BOO-DEE.
451
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:37,970
UH-HUH.
452
00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:39,833
DAH-DAH-GOOJOOGOO-BOOGAH-DAH.
453
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,640
JACKSON SAYS HE WANTS TO PLAY
454
00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:43,428
WITH MY I-SMELL-A-STINKY
455
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:44,770
RAINBOW MONKEY.
456
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,593
AND SOMETHING ABOUT RUBBING TUNA
457
00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:48,398
FISH UNDER HIS ARMPITS.
458
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:50,427
[ BABIES CRYING ]
459
00:14:50,451 --> 00:14:52,431
COME ON, BABIES!
460
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,870
STOP CRYING, PLEASE!
461
00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:54,733
LOOK!
462
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,100
I'M DANCING AROUND LIKE A MORON.
463
00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:58,387
TAKE THIS CANDY AND PIPE
464
00:14:58,418 --> 00:14:59,668
DOWN, KID!
465
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,573
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "GRAPE"?
466
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,403
YOU SAID YOU WANTED ROOT BEER.
467
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:04,997
COME ON, COME ON!
468
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:06,337
WHERE ARE THE BATTERIES IN THESE
469
00:15:06,368 --> 00:15:07,668
THINGS?
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00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:09,373
GIVE ME THAT.
471
00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:10,103
SHH.
472
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:12,327
IT'S OKAY, LITTLE BABY.
473
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,540
♪ HUSH, MY BABY
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00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:16,728
♪ DON'T CRY A PEEP
475
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,810
♪ THE MOON'S IN THE SKY
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00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:22,865
♪ LET'S COUNT THE SHEEP
477
00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:26,163
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
478
00:15:26,184 --> 00:15:29,434
♪ I SAID, HUSH, SHUSH,
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00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,980
SHHH, SNORE ♪
480
00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:36,501
♪ NOT WAH, BLAH, RAH, OR ROAR
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00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:39,877
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
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00:15:39,901 --> 00:15:43,231
♪ I SAID, HUSH, SHUSH,
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00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,980
SHHH, SNORE ♪
484
00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:50,701
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
485
00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:56,037
♪ SLEEP TIGHT, NOT A SOUND
486
00:15:56,068 --> 00:16:01,368
♪ TILL MORN
487
00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:02,933
WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE
488
00:16:02,951 --> 00:16:04,471
EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL HERE,
489
00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:05,813
SO I'LL JUST GO SEE HOW
490
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,134
NUMBUH 2 IS DOING ON THOSE
491
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,530
PAPERS FOR THE BABIES.
492
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,260
AND I'VE GOT TO FIND MY
493
00:16:10,285 --> 00:16:11,965
I-SMELL-A-STINKY RAINBOW MONKEY.
494
00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:14,403
AND I'VE GOT TO GO... DO...
495
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:15,467
SOMETHING...
496
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:16,473
UH, NOT HERE!
497
00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:17,533
WAAH!
498
00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:18,827
HUH.
499
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,390
I NEED TO GET YOU KIDS BACK TO
500
00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:21,928
YOUR MAMAS IN THE HOSPITAL
501
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,140
BEFORE THEY WAKE UP IN THE
502
00:16:23,168 --> 00:16:24,328
MORNING.
503
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,340
BUT NUMBUH 1 WOULD KILL ME IF I
504
00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:28,328
WENT AGAINST ORDERS.
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00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,770
HMMM.
506
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,490
AWW, THEY'RE SO CUTE,
507
00:16:32,518 --> 00:16:34,328
NUMBUH 2!
508
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,430
YEAH, THE BABIES WILL GO
509
00:16:36,451 --> 00:16:38,501
TOTALLY UNDETECTED, AND THEY CAN
510
00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:39,827
DRIVE!
511
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,400
HOLY CRUD!
512
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:44,127
THE BRATS... THEY'RE GONE!
513
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,300
IT'S NUMBUH 5.
514
00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:46,557
SHE'S TAKING THEM BACK TO THE
515
00:16:46,585 --> 00:16:47,795
HOSPITAL.
516
00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:48,997
QUICK... TO THE HANGAR!
517
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,530
THERE THEY ARE!
518
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,970
BUT WHERE'S NUMBUH 5?
519
00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:54,433
I BET SHE FLED.
520
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,780
I NEVER REALIZED SHE WAS SUCH A
521
00:16:56,801 --> 00:16:59,101
SUPERDUPER BIG STINKING PILE OF
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00:16:59,167 --> 00:16:59,627
TREASON.
523
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:00,900
NUMBUH 1!
524
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:02,537
YOU SHOULDN'T SPEAK LIKE THAT IN
525
00:17:02,568 --> 00:17:04,168
FRONT OF THE BABIES.
526
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,733
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
527
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,600
THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND ANYWAY.
528
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:08,927
NO, SHE'S RIGHT.
529
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,430
YOU REALLY SHOULD WATCH YOUR
530
00:17:10,451 --> 00:17:11,901
LANGUAGE.
531
00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:13,687
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
532
00:17:13,718 --> 00:17:15,468
[ ALL GASP ]
533
00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:16,973
BLAH, BLAH, BLUH, BLAH!
534
00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:19,573
BUH, BUH, AH-WUH-WUH-WAH.
535
00:17:19,633 --> 00:17:21,183
NUMBUH 5 SAYS SHE WANTS HER
536
00:17:21,201 --> 00:17:22,771
EGGS COOKED OVER EASY.
537
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,303
ALL RIGHT, YOU SHRIMP.
538
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,477
- WHAT HAPPENED TO NUMBUH 5's - TEETH?
539
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,767
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, SHERLOCK?
540
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:30,893
US BABIES CAN'T EAT REAL FOOD OR
541
00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:32,998
TALK, BUT WITH TEETH, WE CAN END
542
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:34,097
ALL THAT!
543
00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:35,487
AND WE HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR
544
00:17:35,518 --> 00:17:36,868
LIBERATING US!
545
00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:38,383
[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
546
00:17:38,401 --> 00:17:39,871
SOON, ANKLE-BITERS EVERYWHERE
547
00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,743
WILL NO LONGER BE TREATED LIKE
548
00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:43,598
BABIES, AND WE WILL NO LONGER
549
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:46,277
TOLERATE BABY TALK FROM STUPID
550
00:17:46,301 --> 00:17:48,931
ADULTS LIKE YOU!
551
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,360
[ CACKLES EVILLY ]
552
00:17:51,385 --> 00:17:53,765
[ SPLASH ]
553
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,343
[ SQUISH ]
554
00:17:55,368 --> 00:17:56,898
PARDON ME.
555
00:17:56,967 --> 00:17:59,897
ANKLE-BITERS...
556
00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:02,797
BATTLE STATIONS!
557
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:09,743
- [ TIRES SQUEAL ] - >> INCOMING FORMULA!
558
00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:18,433
[ GRUNTS ]
559
00:18:18,451 --> 00:18:19,871
KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STA...
560
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:20,703
OHH!
561
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,597
WAY AHEAD OF YOU, NUMBUH 1.
562
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,497
LET'S PUT THESE BABIES TO BED.
563
00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:26,557
NOT BEFORE THEIR SPANKING,
564
00:18:26,585 --> 00:18:28,595
NUMBUH 2.
565
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,237
[ ALL YELLING ]
566
00:18:30,268 --> 00:18:31,868
OHHH!
567
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,203
WHO'S A GOOD BABY?
568
00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:33,897
YOU ARE!
569
00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:34,767
NUMBUH 3!
570
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:35,503
LOOK OUT!
571
00:18:35,567 --> 00:18:36,497
AAAAH!
572
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:39,037
[ GASPS ]
573
00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:41,568
I'LL SAVE YOU, BABY!
574
00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:42,673
OHH!
575
00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:44,173
N-O-O-O-O-O!
576
00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:45,803
HANG ON, NUMBUH 5.
577
00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:47,607
[ GRUNTING ]
578
00:18:47,635 --> 00:18:49,395
ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE
579
00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:50,627
I CATCH YOU, TWERP.
580
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,490
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE CRYING TO
581
00:18:52,518 --> 00:18:54,328
YOUR MAMA WHEN I DO!
582
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,170
WHOA!
583
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,973
BABY-DROOL SLICK!
584
00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:57,673
WAH!
585
00:18:57,733 --> 00:18:59,513
- [ CRASH ] - AAH!
586
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,400
NO!
587
00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:01,397
GET OFF!
588
00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:02,877
[ GROANING ]
589
00:19:02,901 --> 00:19:04,331
ALL RIGHT.
590
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,370
WHERE'D THAT BABY GO?
591
00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:09,383
- [ FARTING ] - AAH!
592
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:10,667
I'M HIT!
593
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:14,633
EVERYTHING'S GOING STINKY!
594
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:21,403
I'M COMING, BABY!
595
00:19:21,467 --> 00:19:22,977
- [ GRUNTS ] - PHEW.
596
00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:25,367
THAT WAS CLOSE, WASN'T IT?
597
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:26,233
OOF!
598
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,400
HUH?
599
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,727
OOOH...
600
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,410
[ CHUCKLES ]
601
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:32,065
BLAH, BLAH, BAH-BAH!
602
00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:33,703
BLAH, BLAH, BAH-BAH-BAH!
603
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:35,087
ARE YOU TRYING TO APOLOGIZE
604
00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:36,468
FOR DISOBEYING ORDERS?
605
00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:37,203
MNH-MNH.
606
00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,097
BAH-BAH-BAH BAHH!
607
00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:40,857
TIME FOR YOUR CHECKUP,
608
00:19:40,885 --> 00:19:42,595
CHROME-DOME.
609
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,337
YOUR TEAMMATES HAVE ALREADY
610
00:19:44,368 --> 00:19:46,068
GIVEN TO THE TOOTH FAIRY.
611
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:47,613
NOW, HAND OVER THOSE PEARLY
612
00:19:47,634 --> 00:19:49,134
WHITES!
613
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,270
WHOA!
614
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:54,133
NOW I'M ANGRY.
615
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,170
ANKLE-BITERS, ASSEMBLE!
616
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,900
BLUH, BOO, BLAHHH!
617
00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:05,137
- >> LOOK, THIS IS NO TIME FOR - CHARADES.
618
00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:07,113
- WE NEED A PL... - WAAAH!
619
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:11,030
NUMBUH 5, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
620
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,180
[ ALARM RINGS ]
621
00:20:13,201 --> 00:20:15,301
NUMBUH 5, IS THIS REALLY AN
622
00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:17,567
APPROPRIATE TIME FOR MILKSHAKES?
623
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,170
NOW I GET IT.
624
00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:26,903
ROCK THE BABIES TO SLEEP.
625
00:20:26,967 --> 00:20:28,577
OH, THAT'S BRILLI...
626
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:30,231
WHOA!
627
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,730
HE-E-E-E-RE'S JACKSON!
628
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,500
ANY MORE BRILLIANT IDEAS?
629
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,027
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU...
630
00:20:37,051 --> 00:20:38,531
PLOO! PLECH!
631
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,270
A MICROPHONE?
632
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,093
♪ BAH BAH, BAH BAH,
633
00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:43,898
BAH-BAH-BAH-BAH ♪
634
00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:44,967
BLEH BLAH BOH!
635
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:45,730
ME?
636
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:46,430
SING?
637
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,300
UH, NO.
638
00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:48,897
NO, I DON'T SING.
639
00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:52,027
AAAH, OH-OHH!
640
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:54,230
UH... UH...
641
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,590
[ Off-key ] ♪ HUSH, MY BABY
642
00:20:56,618 --> 00:20:58,928
♪ DON'T CRY A PEEP
643
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,880
♪ THE MOON'S IN THE SKY
644
00:21:00,901 --> 00:21:02,801
♪ LET'S COUNT THE SHEEP
645
00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:06,087
[ FEEDBACK ]
646
00:21:06,118 --> 00:21:09,368
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
647
00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:12,463
♪ HUSH, SHOOSH, SHHH, SNORE
648
00:21:12,484 --> 00:21:15,534
♪ I SAID, HUSH, SHOOSH,
649
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,730
SHUSH, SNORE ♪
650
00:21:18,751 --> 00:21:21,901
♪ HUSH, SHUSH, SHOOSH, SNORE
651
00:21:21,967 --> 00:21:24,087
♪ SHUSH! HUSH!
652
00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:26,268
♪ SN-O-O-ORE
653
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,983
- >> [ SNORING ] - >> I-I DID IT!
654
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:28,997
HAH-HAH!
655
00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:31,107
- COME ON, YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME - MORE?
656
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,100
UH...
657
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,107
♪ HUSH, SHUSH, SHOOSH, SNORE
658
00:21:34,135 --> 00:21:36,095
SEE?
659
00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:37,557
I MADE THEM FALL ASLEEP RIGHT ON
660
00:21:37,585 --> 00:21:38,995
THE FLOOR.
661
00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:40,277
THEY'RE NOT SLEEPING,
662
00:21:40,301 --> 00:21:41,531
ROCK-TONSILS!
663
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,840
YOUR LOUSY SINGING KNOCKED THEM
664
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,128
OUT!
665
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,070
OH, COME ON, NUMBUH 5.
666
00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:48,133
ONE MORE SONG.
667
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:53,433
[ BABIES YELLING ]
668
00:21:53,451 --> 00:21:54,571
[ THUDDING ]
669
00:21:54,633 --> 00:21:56,643
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
670
00:21:56,668 --> 00:21:58,698
[ BABIES WAILING ]
671
00:21:58,767 --> 00:22:00,267
SO, NUMBUH 1...
672
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,773
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME EARLIER?
673
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:04,333
A SUPERDUPER STINKING PILE
674
00:22:04,351 --> 00:22:05,871
OF...
675
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:07,563
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
676
00:22:07,584 --> 00:22:09,234
WELL, UM, UH, SO, NUMBUH 5,
677
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,390
WHY DON'T YOU FINALLY TELL US...
678
00:22:11,418 --> 00:22:13,528
WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?
679
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,000
YOU GUYS REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
680
00:22:17,067 --> 00:22:18,467
[ Laughing ] OKAY.
681
00:22:18,533 --> 00:22:20,563
GET THIS...
682
00:22:20,584 --> 00:22:22,634
BABIES COME FROM...
683
00:22:25,733 --> 00:22:28,303
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
684
00:22:28,367 --> 00:22:29,607
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
685
00:22:29,635 --> 00:22:30,895
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
686
00:22:30,967 --> 00:22:33,107
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
687
00:22:33,135 --> 00:22:35,295
UGGGGGH!
688
00:22:35,367 --> 00:22:36,527
OHHH!
689
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:40,170
EWW, EWW, EWW, EWW, EWW, EWW!
690
00:22:42,933 --> 00:22:44,243
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
691
00:22:44,268 --> 00:22:45,598
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
692
00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:47,527
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
693
00:22:47,551 --> 00:22:49,431
WAIT A SECOND.
694
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,970
THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!
695
00:22:51,033 --> 00:22:52,313
BABIES DON'T COME FROM
696
00:22:52,334 --> 00:22:53,634
NEW JERSEY!
697
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,700
THEY COME FROM PHILADELPHIA.