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- >> COMPUTER, ARE WE UNDER - ATTACK?
CONFIRM!
RED ALERT.
CODE "L" IN EFFECT.
CODE "L"?
LOCK DOWN ALL HATCHES!
ALERT.
AAAHHHH!
OH-OH!
NIGEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN
YOUR LOCKER?
IT'S LUNCHTIME!
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR EATING,
LIZZIE.
I'VE GOT TO RUN, LIKE, 8,000
MORE TESTS ON MY NEW...
OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
YOU PROMISED ME WE'D EAT LUNCH
TOGETHER TODAY.
BESIDES, I SPENT ALL MORNING
MAKING US THE PERFECT ROMANTIC
LUNCH.
AW, GEE, LIZZIE...
SO MOVE IT, YOU!
BUT, LIZZIE, EATING IS A
WASTE OF MY VALUABLE TIME.
THERE'S ALL SORTS OF ADULT
TYRANNY TO FIGHT.
I NEED TO BE ALERT AT ALL TIMES.
YOU WORK THROUGH LUNCH EVERY
DAY, NIGEL.
BUT TODAY I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SIT
DOWN AND ENJOY A LOVE-FILLED,
WORK-FREE LUNCH WITH ME...
IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!
SHEESH!
OOH, THAT LOOKS LIKE A
ROMANTIC TABLE.
NIGEY AND I ARE HAVING LUNCH
TOGETHER TODAY...
ALONE!!
SO, WHAT DID YOU MAKE,
P.B. AND J. OR TUNA FISH?
EVEN BETTER.
- I MADE... - [ FANFARE PLAYS ]
YO-HO!
AAH!
YO-HO!
ALL RIGHT, KIDDIES, HAND IT
OVER.
[ ALL MUMBLING ]
HERE... TAKE IT!
AAH!
WE DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY.
WE WANT... YOUR LUNCH!
FOR I AM...
♪ ROBIN FOOD, ROBIN FOOD
NOT YOUR AVERAGE THIEVING DUDE ♪
♪ WITH HIS BAND OF HUNGRY MEN
HE COMES TO SCHOOL AT NOON
AND THEN ♪
♪ HE ROBS FROM THE YOUNG
♪ AND RUDE
♪ AND GIVES TO THE OLD
♪ OH, HOW SHREWD
♪ ROBIN FOOD, YO-HO
LITTLE ONE, RELIEVE THESE
CHILDREN OF THEIR LUNCHES.
- >> BABE, WHAT'S THAT, SALISBURY - STEAK?
THANK VOUS.
OH, LOOK AT THAT CHOCOLATE
MILK... YUMMY-YUM-YUM YUM-YUM.
OH, SORRY, BABE.
LIKE YOU NEED MORE FRENCH FRIES,
TUBBY.
CHING-CHING-CHING.
GIMME!
BALDY, BABE, HAND OVER THE
LUNCH, OKAY?
DIG?
OH, I'M SORRY.
RIGHT AWAY, SIR.
ALL RIGHT, NO ONE MOVES, OR YOUR
FRIEND HERE GETS COVERED IN HOT
SAUCE.
WAIT!
LITTLE ONE CANNOT HANDLE SPICY
FOODS.
JUST LOOK AT HIM.
IT'S MY INDIGESTION, MAN.
OH, IT IS MURDER.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
- GIVE EVERYONE BACK THEIR LUNCHES - AND CLEAR OUT OF HERE BEFORE
I...
NIGEY, LET HIM GO.
WHAT?!
I TOLD YOU, YOU'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO WORK DURING LUNCH
TODAY.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LUNCH YOU
MADE?
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
JUST... JUST LET THE LITTLE,
UGLY MAN GO.
YOU MEAN LITTLE, GORGEOUS
CANDY MAN, DON'T YOU, BABE?
A VALIANT EFFORT, MY YOUNG
WASTREL, BUT I'M AFRAID IT'S
TIME I GOT THESE TASTY LUNCHES
TO THE OLD PEOPLE THAT SO RICHLY
DESERVE THEM.
PERHAPS WE SHALL HAVE LUNCH
TOGETHER AGAIN ONE DAY... YOURS,
THAT IS.
YO-HO!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
NICE GAL PAL YOU GOT THERE,
"NIGEY"!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ GROWLS ]
THOSE TIGHT-WEARING FREAKS DON'T
KNOW WHO THEY'RE MESSING WITH!
I'M GONNA...
YOU'RE GOING TO SIT DOWN AND
STOP WORRYING ABOUT THOSE GUYS.
I'LL GO GET OUR LUNCH BACK.
WHAT?!
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO...
WHEN I SAID YOU'RE NOT
WORKING DURING LUNCH, I MEANT
YOU'RE NOT WORKING DURING LUNCH!
SO SIT DOWN AND DON'T MOVE UNTIL
I COME BACK WITH OUR SPECIAL
ROMANTIC LUNCH THAT I MADE JUST
FOR US!!
WHOA!
BUT...
ROMANCE!
[ WHIMPERING ]
LOCKER-OPERATED, CYBERNETIC,
CLANKY ARMOR HAS STINKY, OLD
CLOTHES-CANNON ARMS... HURRAH.
LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING OUT TO
LUNCH.
♪ ...BAND OF HUNGRY MEN
HE COMES TO SCHOOL AT NOON
AND THEN ♪
♪ HE ROBS FROM THE YOUNG
♪ AND CRUDE
♪ AND GIVES TO THE OLD
♪ OOH, NICE DUDE
♪ ROBIN FOOD, YO-HO!
[ SLURPING ]
WELL SUNG, MY HUNGRY MEN.
FRIAR BUCK, MORE BATTERED ONION
RINGS FOR EVERYONE!
HEY, MR. CRAZY TIGHTS, I
DON'T WANT ONION RINGS.
I WANT...
BEWARE, ANCIENT LADY!
HUNGRY MEN, ATTACK!
YO-HO!
SUPER-ACTION LOCKER, GO!
- >> HEY, NUMBUH 1, WHAT ARE YOU - STILL DOING HERE?
SCHOOL'S OVER.
- >> YEAH, LET'S GO BACK TO THE - TREE HOUSE AND PLAN SOME
MISSIONS.
AH, NO, I JUST THINK I'LL,
UM, HANG OUT HERE FOR A WHILE OR
SOMETHING.
- [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] - >> WHATEVER.
SUIT YOURSELF.
YO-HO!
SUPER-STINKY GYM SHORTS
CANNON BLAST!
AWAY!
YO-HO!
TODAY'S LUNCH SPECIAL IS BRAT
WITH A SIDE OF OUCH.
GIVE ME BACK MY LUNCH!
HA!
LUNCHTIME'S OVER FOR YOU.
YO-HO!!
OH, RUBBISH.
THIS LUNCH IS ON YOU!
AAH!
YO-HO.
OH.
JUST TRY STEALING LUNCH FROM
MY SCHOOL AGAIN, AND YOU'LL BE
EATING MORE THAN GYM SHORTS.
NOW HAND OVER MY LUNCH!
YOU ANIMAL!
ARE SO YOU CRUEL THAT YOU WOULD
DENY FOOD TO THE MOUTHS OF THE
POOR, TOOTHLESS, AND STARVING
SENIOR CITIZENS OF THE SHORE
WOULD RETIREMENT HOME?
I MEAN, LOOK AT THEM!
WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT
BUNIONS?
YOU KIDS ARE SO SELFISH, YOU
CANNOT EVEN BRING YOURSELVES TO
PART WITH BUT A SMALL MORSEL OF
YOUR LUNCHEON SO SOMEONE OLDER,
SCALIER, AND WRINKLIER CAN PUT
FOOD IN THEIR MOUTHS!
I... I NEVER LOOKED AT IT
THAT WAY.
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE SO
HUNGRY!
NO, ENOUGH ALREADY!
MAURICE, SHELTON, "AGETIZE"!
ANCIATRON!
SHUFFALATOR!
WAR MACHINE!
WE ARE SENIOR CITIZEN!
THIS ENDS NOW, YOU CRAZY
MESHUGGENEH!
NO, WAIT!
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU!
KEEP MY LUNCH!
KEEP ALL OUR LUNCHES!
YEAH, GREAT.
NOW IF YOU'LL JUST...
WE DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO
HU-U-U-NGRY!
YEESH, THANK YOU.
THAT'S VERY NICE, BUT...
I DON'T WANT YOU OLD PEOPLE
TO STARVE!
WOULD YOU JUST TAKE YOUR
LUNCH AND GET OUT OF HERE
ALREADY SO THAT WE CAN BEAT THE
STUFFING OUT OF THE GUY WEARING
THE TIGHTS?
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
MOVE.
Y-YOU DON'T WANT MY LUNCH?
OF COURSE NOT!
EVERY DAY, THIS LAZY CAFETERIA
WORKER AND HIS PALS ARE SUPPOSED
TO MAKE US A GOOD OLD-PERSON
LUNCH, BUT INSTEAD HE BRINGS US
ALL THIS MUNCHKIN FOOD, WHAT
WITH THE PEANUT-BUTTER-AND-JELLY
SANDWICHES, THE SALTY POTATO
CHIPS.
FEH AND YUCK!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT PEANUT BUTTER
DOES TO MY BRIDGEWORK?
JUST ONCE WE'D LIKE SOME
GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED LIVERWURST
ON RYE.
OR SOME NICE, MUSHY OATMEAL!
YAY!
BUT HE JUST BRINGS US ALL
THIS FATTY KID STUFF.
I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GO TO THE
BATHROOM IN WEEKS.
NO NEED TO THANK ME.
REJOICE!
FOR TOMORROW, WE SHALL ROB
GALLAGHER ELEMENTARY OF THEIR
WEDNESDAY SPICY CAJUN PIZZA
BURGERS WITH FATTY-DIPPED CHILE
FRIES FOR I AM...
[ FANFARE PLAYS ]
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET OUT OF
HERE, SWEETIE.
THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET MESSIER
THAN MAURICE'S BEDPAN AROUND
HERE.
SHUT UP ALREADY, MR. TIGHTS!
WELL, I GUESS A LATE LUNCH IS
BETTER THAN NO LUNCH, HUH,
NIGEY?
WELL, YEAH.
I'M STARVING.
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THE
LUNCH I MADE FOR US.
HERE!
THAT'S IT?
ONE LOUSY PIECE OF CELERY?!
I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING
IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE,
NIGEL, BUT YOU'VE REALLY LET
YOURSELF GO LATELY.
LOOK AT YOU.
ALL THAT ICE CREAM ISN'T MAKING
THAT BUTT ANY SMALLER, YOU KNOW?
AND IS THAT NECK FAT YOU'VE GOT
GOING ON THERE?
AHH!
- >> HONESTLY, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY - HOPELESS.
NOW ME, ON THE OTHER HAND...
WE'VE RUN OUT!
BUT THAT WAS THE LAST ONE.
NO!!
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
RELAX, EVERYBODY.
- THERE'S BOUND TO BE ONE OUT - THERE SOMEWHERE.
AND IF THERE IS, WE'LL FIND IT.
- [ BEEPING ] - [ WHIRRING, BEEPING ]
- [ BEEPING RAPIDLY ] - >> REPORT, NUMBUH 5.
NOTHING SO FAR, NUMBUH 1.
WE LOST PROBE 71,240, BUT THAT'S
PROBABLY A MALFUNCTION.
NO, IT IS THERE.
COME ON.
HOW CAN YOU TELL?
WE SENT OUT "FORTY-TEEN"
THOUSAND PROBES.
IT IS THERE.
I CAN TASTE IT.
NUMBUH 1?
HMM...
PRICE CHECK ON VILLAINOUS
VITAMINS IN AISLE 400.
PRICE CHECK ON VILLAINOUS...
HMM...
THEY CALL THAT 4-PLY?
VIAL SPILL IN AISLE 142.
[ HUMMING ]
OOH, TARTAR CONTROL AND
FLUORIDE!
[ WHISTLING ]
LET'S SEE.
I COULD USE SOME MORE VITRIOL.
OH, AND I'VE GOT THOSE COUPONS
FOR NEW DISH-WASHING GLOVES.
MY DISHPAN HANDS ARE KILLING
ME!
WHAT'S THIS?
WELL, IF IT ISN'T MY LUCKY DAY.
I FOUND THE LAST BOX OF RAINBOW
MUNCHIES, AND IT'S ALL...
WAIT!
DID YOU SAY RAINBOW MUNCHIES?!
YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I
DID!
WHOO-HA-HA!
I LOVE RAINBOW MUNCHIES!
OOH, CAN I HAVE SOME?
HMM? WELL? HUH?
CAN I, HUH?
PLEASE?
SURE.
IF YOU CAN FIND A BOX OF YOUR
OWN!
RRAAHH!
A-HA!
HEY, THIS MARKET IS FOR
VILLAINS ONLY.
WE WON'T BE LONG.
WE JUST DROPPED IN TO GET OUR
BREAKFAST.
OOH!
HEY!
AAH!
WHY, YOU LITTLE...
HA HA HA HA!
THE CEREAL!
QUICK, NUMBUH 3, SECURE THE
GOODS!
OKEYDOKE, ARTICHOKEY!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
I'VE GOT THE BOX!
I'VE GOT THE... AHH!
HUH?
GARLIC?!
HA HA HA!
NUMBUH 5'S GOT THE BOX NOW,
BABY!
TWO SCOOPS OF CEREAL TO THE
MAN WHO BRINGS ME THAT BOX.
RRAAHHH!
- >> THOSE GUYS AREN'T HERE FOR A - PRICE CHECK.
NUMBUH 2?
YEE!
SUPER-HOMEY-OPERATED,
PISTON-POWERED INTERCEPTOR
NATURALLY GOES DOWN AISLES
REALLY TURBONICALLY.
YEE-HAH!
LET'S GO!
[ PANTING ]
THERE SHE IS!
GET THAT CEREAL!
HA!
MMM!
YOU TASTE LIKE RUM RAISIN!
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT OUGHT TO COOL THEM OFF!
OH!
JUST SHUT UP AND STEER THIS
THING, WOULD YOU?
OH, THAT IS COLD, NUMBUH 5.
GET IT?
I SAID COLD, AND WE JUST...
AHH!
NO SENSE OF HUM... AAAHHHH!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
THANK YOU!
INCOMING SUGAR SACKS!
EVERYBODY DOWN.
I LOVE THESE!
AH!
BOSTON BAKED BEANS... UGH!
AND NUMBUH 4 LIKES THESE!
$8 FOR A BOX OF COOKIES?!
WHAT ARE YOU...
HE SAID GET DOWN!
AAH!
[ ALL COUGHING ]
WHO'S FIRING ON US?
I CAN'T SEE.
I KNOW WHO IT IS.
STICKYBEARD.
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
GOING?!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
RUNNING SPEED!
[ LAUGH EVILLY ]
HANG ON, GUYS.
OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
GIVE IT UP, MATEYS, OR I'LL
SQUISH YOU LIKE A GUMDROP IN ME
BACK POCKET!
I DON'T THINK SO.
HA HA HA!
NOW I'LL BE TAKING THESE HERE
RAINBOW MUNCHIES.
WHOO!
THERE'S A PRIZE IN THE BOX, TOO!
YA HA HA HA HA!
OH, NO, YOU DON'T,
"STICKYBUN"!
DEAD MEAT.
COME ON, NUMBUH 2, I KNOW THE
SITUATION IS BAD, BUT...
NO, DEAD MEAT!
ABANDON SHIP!
[ ALL GROANING ]
[ GROWLS ]
GOT HIM.
I GOT YOU.
[ PANTING ]
WELL DONE, ME STUMPY MATEYS.
NOW THE RAINBOW MUNCHIES BE ALL
OURS!
HA HA HA HA HA!
[ MEOWS ]
VERY GOOD, MY PRETTY.
IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL
OF THE DA...
HA HA HA!
SUGAR AND CEREAL... A
COMBINATION ONLY AN ADULT
COULD...
LOVE?
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
AS I WAS SAYING...
OKAY, "STICKYBUN."
OOOH, BABY!
GIVE ME THAT CEREAL.
STUPID LASS, DO YOU REALLY
THINK YOUR FLIMSY BREAD CAN DO
BATTLE WITH MY SWORD OF SOLID
PEPPERMINT?!
HMM... GOOD POINT.
THEN LET'S TRY THIS.
AAHHH!
YO!
SO, WITH THE OTHERS DEFEATED,
DESTINY ONCE AGAIN BECKONS ME TO
FACE AND DESTROY THE KIDS NEXT
DOOR!
AND FACE THEM I WILL!
FOR I AM THE TOILE...
AAH!
OW!
COME ON, GUYS!
I GOT THE BOX.
GOOD JOB.
TO THE EXPRESS LANE!
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!
WE'RE GONNA... AAH!
YOU DIDN'T THINK A
HALF-PRICED BARBECUE GRILL COULD
STOP ME, DID YOU?!
AAH!
NOW...
GIVE ME THAT... WHAT THE?
WELL, I HATE THE SMELL OF BURNT
POPCORN, BUT IN THIS CASE...
NOW GIVE ME THAT BOX OF CEREAL!
BUT I DON'T HAVE IT.
THEN WHO DOES?!
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
THAT'LL BE $6.95, SIR.
OH, SAY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN
OUR PREFERRED VILLAINS' CLUB
TODAY, WHERE YOU CAN SAVE UP TO
15% ON EVERY PURCHASE?
PREFERRED VILLAINS' CLUB...
WHERE CRIME REALLY DOES PAY.
HA!
HMM... I'M INTRIGUED.
CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME THE
BENEFITS OF MEMBERSHIP?
KNIGHTBRACE!
YOU'RE GONNA SHARE THOSE RAINBOW
MUNCHIES WITH ME, AREN'T YOU?
[ LAUGHS ]
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS STUFF DOES
TO YOUR TEETH AND GUMS?
I'M NOT GOING TO EAT THEM.
I'M GOING TO DESTROY THEM!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
WHAT?!
WHAT?
HUH?
WHAT?
QUE?
WHAT?!
MY BACK!
WHAT?!
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR
DESPERATE MEASURES.
TRUCE?
UNTIL BREAKFAST IS FINISHED.
AGREED.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU...
[ PUNCHING, SCREAMING ]
HEY, HEY, HEY, THAT'S MY
BOWL!
CATS!
DELICIOUS.
CAN SOMEONE PASS THE MILK?
I'LL GET IT.
[ HUMMING ]
HERE YOU GO.
AND DON'T FORGET TO BRUSH AFTER
BREAKFAST, OKAY?
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
[ BELCHES ]
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
SORRY!