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- MM-MMM!
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WHAT A FANTASTIC DINNER WITH THE
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CHICKEN AND THE STUFFING AND THE
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POTATOES AND... OH, YOU KNOW
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WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, GLAZED
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CARROTS AND BACON.
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- [ French accent ] AH, MERCI, - MON CHER.
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I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO BE AVEC ZEE
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WHOLE FAMILY ENSEMBLE TO ENJOY
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LE CHOUCHOU AND LE FROMAGE.
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[ SPEAKING FRENCH ]
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- YOU SAID IT!
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AND IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE MY
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DAUGHTERS SO FRIENDLY AGAIN WITH
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THE SMILING AND THE LAUGHING AND
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THE BEING BEST OF FRIENDS, A
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DABBA JA GIBBY DE ZANG.
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- Together: THANKS, DAD.
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- SAY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HIT - THE SPOT?
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SOME NICE HOT CHOCOLATE WITH THE
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FRESH MARSHMALLOWS.
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- I'LL...
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- I'LL GET 'EM.
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- [ CHUCKLING ]
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- HA HA HA, YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
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OH, YEAH, I'M GONNA BE THE ONE
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LAUGHING, STUPID OLDER SISTER.
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ALL RIGHT, THEN.
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FRESH MARSHMALLOWS COMING RIGHT
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UP.
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IT'S A LOT OF WORK, BUT
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MARSHMALLOWS ALWAYS TASTE BETTER
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FRESH.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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[ BEEPING ]
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OKAY, EVERYBODY, I'VE GOT THE
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MARSHMALLOWS WITH THE FLUFFINESS
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AND THE YUMMINESS AND THE...
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WHOA!
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WHAT THE...
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EEUUH!
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BITTER!
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MAMA, DID YOU SPILL THE HOT
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CHOCOLATE?
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M-MAMA?
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DADDY?
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OH, CREE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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NOW, GIRL?
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IF THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE,
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I'M GONNA... AAH!
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H-E-E-E-E-EY!
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YOW!
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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MOM!
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DAD...
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EVERYTHING'S SO... CHOCOLATY.
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- HOW COULD THIS HAVE... - I... HAFF... RETURNED?!
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- [ GASPS ] - WATCH OUT FOR THOSE
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CHOCO-BLASTS!
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WHU?!
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WHOA!
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- HOW ABOUT SOME HELP OVER
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HERE?!
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- YAAAAAAAA!
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WHOA!
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MMM.
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HEY, NUMBUH 4, THIS CHOCOLATE IS
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DELICIOUS!
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YUM, MMM, MMMM.
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- HMM.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I'M NOT REALLY SUCH A FAN OF...
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OOH!
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[ LOUD ROARING ]
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- YEIII!
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- [ German accent ] WHERE IS
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SHE?
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WHERE IS ABIGAIL LINCOLN?
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- YAAAAAH!
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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W-WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH
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NUMBUH 5?
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- TO REPAY HER FOR THE KIND
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FAVOR SHE DID ME!
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NOW YOU TELL ME!
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- HEINRICH!
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LET HIM GO.
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- GLADLY.
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- OW!
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- IT IS YOU I WANT!
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- HEINRICH, WHAT HAPPENED TO
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YOU?
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YOU'VE BECOME A MONSTER!
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- OOH!
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YOU NOTICED.
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WELL, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
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BECAUSE YOU SHOWED UP AT THE
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JUNGLE'S CHOCOLATE VOLCANO AND
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INSISTED ON THWARTING MY
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GLORIOUS PLAN TO MAKE
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CHOCOLATE BUNNIES
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FROM REAL BUNNIES,
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I FELL INTO THE CHOCO-LAVA
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AND FUSED WITH IT!
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WHEN I FINALLY CRAWLED OUT, I
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WAS FOREVER CHANGED.
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ALL ZE BEAUTIFUL THINGS BECAME
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CHOCOLATY AT MY TOUCH.
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IT WAS LIKE EINE DREAM COME
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TRUE!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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I ACTUALLY THANKED YOU FOR WHAT
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HAPPENED TO ME!
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BUT MANY WEEKS LATER, I WAS
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TAKEN OVER WITH A MORE POWERFUL
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DESIRE THAN I HAD EVER
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ENCOUNTERED BEFORE.
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I DESPERATELY WANTED TO HAVE
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EINE CHEESEBURGER!
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BUT WHEN I WENT TO TAKE A
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BITE...
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CHOCOLATE!
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IT WAS THE SAME WITH
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EVERYTHING...
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FRENCH FRIES, SODA POP,
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SCHNAKENWURST, MAYONNAISE!
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EVERYTHING BECAME CHOCOLATE!
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OH, ABIGAIL.
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I'M JUST EINE HOLLOW SHELL OF
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EINE BOY.
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- OH, HEINY...
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LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU
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TURN YOURSELF IN
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TO THE KIDS NEXT DOOR?
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MAYBE OUR SCIENTISTS CAN CURE
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YOU.
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- MAYBE.
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MAYBE NOT.
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BUT THAT IS NOT YOUR CONCERN,
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LIEBESCHEIN!
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YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT
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SPENDING YOUR LIFE CHOCOLATIZED!
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HUH?
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VERY CLEVER, MISS LINCOLN.
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YOU KNOW THAT MARSHMALLOWS MAKE
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CHOCOLATE MESSY LIKE ZE SMORES.
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BUT YOU HAVE ONLY SO MUCH
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MARSHMALLOWS
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WHILE I AM EINE
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CHOCOLATE FACTORY!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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- YAA!
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EYA!
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- OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ZE DESSERT,
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ABIGAIL!
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- AAH!
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OH, COME ON.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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COME ON!
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COME ON!
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HUNH!
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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WHEW!
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THAT WAS NUTS!
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- AND WHAT FUN IS NUTS WITHOUT
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CHOCOLATE?!
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HU-UNH!
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UH, I'LL FIGHT HER TO THE END.
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- THAT'S RIGHT, HEINY!
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AND IT AIN'T OVER YET!
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- AAH!
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YOU ARE WRONG, ABIGAIL.
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THIS IS THE END.
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YOU CANNOT STOP
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HEINRICH VON MARZIPAN!
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- I WASN'T TRYING TO STOP YOU,
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HEINY.
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I JUST NEEDED TO SLOW YOU DOWN
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LONG ENOUGH
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FOR US TO REACH THE SUN.
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- WHAT?
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NEIN!
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- OH, HEINY, IT LOOKS LIKE
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YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A MELTDOWN.
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- OH, KEEP IT UP WITH THE
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FUNNY, LIEBESCHEIN.
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UNH!
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THIS ISN'T OVER!
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I'M... STILL... POWERFUL!
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I WILL DESTROY... YOU!
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- NO...
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YOU...
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WON'T!
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- EEEIIII!
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AAH!
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NEIN!
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NEIN!
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NEIN!
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- AS NUMBUH 2 WOULD SAY, YOU
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CAN'T HURT ANYONE ANY-SMORE.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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SECOND OFFICER'S LOG, KIDS NEXT
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DOOR, SECTOR "V"... AFTER
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DEFEATING HEINRICH, I SENT A
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CALL TO GLOBAL KIDS NEXT DOOR TO
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RESCUE HIS VICTIMS, ALL OF WHOM
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WERE DECHOCOLATIZED UNHARMED,
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EXCEPT CREE, WHO MYSTERIOUSLY
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DISAPPEARED.
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[ LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY ]
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I TRANSPORTED THE MELTED BODY
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OF HEINRICH
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TO KIDS NEXT DOOR
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ARCTIC BASE,
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WHERE AFTER MUCH EXPERIMENTING,
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OUR SCIENTISTS MANAGED
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TO CURE HIM.
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HE IS CURRENTLY ON ICE AT THE
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BASE
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WHERE HE'LL STAY FOR A
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LONG TIME.
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AND AS FOR ME,
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I HAD ONE FINAL TASK
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BEFORE MY MISSION WAS COMPLETE.
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HEINY.
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- ABIGAIL.
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NOT CONTENT WITH MERE VICTORY, I
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SEE.
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YOU'VE COME HERE TO RUB IT IN
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MEIN FACE, HAVEN'T YOU?!
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- I JUST THOUGHT I'D BRING YOU
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A LITTLE SOMETHING.
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GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU'RE LESS
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BITTER AND A LITTLE MORE SWEET.
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SEE YOU AROUND, HEINY.
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- EINE... EINE...
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[ GASPS ]
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CHEESEBURGER!
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[ SNIFFS ]
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OH, BLESS YOU, ABIGAIL LINCOLN!
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BLESS YOU!
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MMM!
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MMM!
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OH.
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OH, SO GOOD.
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[ GASPS ]
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PICKLES!
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ACH, DU LIEBER!
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HOW I HATE ZE PICKLES!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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[ LOUD ROAR ]
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- P-TOOY!
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- [ GRUNTING ]
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[ ROARING ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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[ ROARS ]
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[ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER ]
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[ ROARS ]
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- [ CHEERING AND LAUGHING ]
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- [ COUGHING ]
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[ ROARING ]
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[ YELPS ]
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ GONG RINGS ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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- YIPPER NUMBER 10, YIPPER
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NUMBER 20, YIPPER NUMBER 30.
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NOT BAD FOR AN AFTERNOON'S WORK,
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HUH?
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- NOT BAD AT ALL, ERNIE.
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- IT'S "ERNEST"!
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- HEH, HEH.
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WHATEVER.
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- SAY, YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT
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BECOMING A FULL-TIME BULLY?
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I MEAN, FOR REAL-LIKE?
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- NAH.
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I'M JUST IN IT FOR THE SPORT.
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- YEAH?
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WELL, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T FORGET
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TONIGHT'S MATCH, SPORT.
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I BET A LOT OF LUNCH MONEY ON
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YOU.
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- I'LL BE THERE...
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ERNIE!
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HA HA!
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- THAT'S ERNEST!
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- [ WHISTLING GEORGES BIZET'S
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[ "CARMEN" ]
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DUN DUN... OOPS!
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- NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US,
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NUMBUH 4.
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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- I WAS, UH...
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I WAS...
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NOWHERE?
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- LIAR-PANTS!
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YOU'VE BEEN COMPETING IN THE
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BULLY FIGHTS, HAVEN'T YOU?
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- NAH.
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WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
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- BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL WEARING
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YOUR MATADOR COSTUME,
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SPARKLE-BUTT.
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- D'OH!
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WELL, SO WHAT IF I AM?
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I'M JUST BATTLING ADULTS LIKE WE
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ALWAYS DO.
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- BATTLING ADULTS IS ONE THING.
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- THE BULLY FIGHTS ARE SOMETHING - ELSE.
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- YEAH, THE ADULTS WE FIGHT ARE
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EVIL.
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WE DON'T TRAP THEM AND GET THEM
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ALL HOPPED UP ON CAFFEINE LIKE
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THE BULLIES DO.
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THOSE ADULTS ARE BARELY HUMAN BY
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THE TIME THEY GET INTO THAT
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RING.
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- AH, YOU GUYS ARE SUCH WIMPS!
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YOU'RE WORSE THAN MY DAD!
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- WHETHER YOU AGREE WITH US OR
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NOT, YOU'RE STILL A KIDS NEXT
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DOOR OPERATIVE, AND YOUR DUTIES
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TO THE TEAM COME FIRST.
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WE NEED TO BE AT FULL STRENGTH
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TO BATTLE THE INSIDIOUS SOCCER
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MOM'S EVIL NIGHT-GAME
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RECRUITMENT.
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ONCE AGAIN, SHE'LL BE FORCING
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INNOCENT KIDS TO PRACTICE SOCCER
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24/7.
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- UM, DID YOU SAY "NIGHT GAME"?
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AS IN TONIGHT GAME?
342
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- YES.
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NIGHT GAMES ARE TRADITIONALLY
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PLAYED AT NIGHT.
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IS THAT A PROBLEM FOR YOU?
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- UM... UH...
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NO!
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OF COURSE NOT!
349
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- GOOD.
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NOW, ENOUGH OF THIS CHATTER.
351
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I WANT PREFLIGHT AND MISSION
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PREPPED BY 1900.
353
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LET'S MOVE, PEOPLE!
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[ ALL SHOUTING ]
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- OHH!
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WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE TONIGHT?
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- START THE FIGHT!
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START THE FIGHT!
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- OHH.
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WHERE IS THAT LITTLE PUNK?
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HE BETTER NOT COP OUT ON ME
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TONIGHT.
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- WE'RE COMING UP ON THE SOCCER - FIELD.
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- GOOD. NUMBUH 5, ANY READINGS
365
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YET?
366
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- I'M PICKING UP A WHOLE MESS
367
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OF ACTIVITY DOWN THERE.
368
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IT'S GOT TO BE SOCCER MOM.
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- ALL RIGHT, TEAM.
370
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THIS IS IT.
371
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- I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYBODY - ACTING LIKE A COWBOY OUT THERE
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TONIGHT.
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WE PLAY IT BY THE BOOK.
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PLAN DELTA-FELTA.
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- [ SHOUTING ]
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- REPORT!
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- SOCCER BALLS!
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LOTS AND LOTS OF SOCCER BALLS!
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- NUMBUH 2, EVASIVE ACTION!
380
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NUMBUH 4, GET OUR DEFENSE GRID
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UP!
382
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:14,697
NUMBUH 4?
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- AAH!
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NUMBUH 4's A DUMMY!
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- TELL ME ABOUT IT.
386
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- BUTTER UP, GUYS, 'CAUSE WE'RE
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TOAST!
388
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- [ SCREAMING ]
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- FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
390
00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:30,227
- THERE YOU ARE!
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WHERE THE CRUD HAVE YOU BEEN?!
392
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THEY'RE READY TO RIOT OUT THERE!
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- STOW IT, ERNIE.
394
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I'M HERE, AREN'T I?
395
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- NOW, LISTEN, YOU LOUSY RUNT,
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YOU GET IN THERE AND GIVE THOSE
397
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PEOPLE THE FIGHT OF THEIR LIVES!
398
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OR SO HELP ME, I'LL...
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- YOU'LL WHAT?
400
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- JUST GET IN THERE!
401
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
402
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- ALL RIGHT, YOU CAFFEINATED
403
00:17:59,318 --> 00:18:01,298
CREEP,
404
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LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON...
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[ GASPS ]
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- [ GRUNTING ]
407
00:18:07,801 --> 00:18:10,771
- DAD?!
408
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,393
- [ GRUNTING ]
409
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- DAD!
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00:18:14,067 --> 00:18:16,527
HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO YOU?!
411
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- [ ROARING ]
412
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- DAD, IT'S ME!
413
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:24,737
- [ GRUNTING ]
414
00:18:24,768 --> 00:18:27,468
- IT'S YOUR SON, DAD!
415
00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:29,473
DAD!
416
00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:30,783
- [ GRUNTING ]
417
00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:32,071
- DAD, IT'S ME!
418
00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:34,603
IT'S ME, DAD!
419
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,287
DAD, YOU'VE GOT TO SNAP OUT OF
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IT!
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- OW!
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00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:41,003
SON?
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00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:42,567
WHERE ARE WE?
424
00:18:42,633 --> 00:18:43,963
AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING GIRL'S
425
00:18:43,984 --> 00:18:45,334
CLOTHES?
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- IT'S A MATADOR'S COSTUME,
427
00:18:46,601 --> 00:18:47,801
DAD.
428
00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:49,907
WE'RE AT THE BULLY FIGHTS, AND
429
00:18:49,935 --> 00:18:51,995
YOU'RE THE BULL!
430
00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:53,567
- FIGHTS?
431
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,833
WHY WOULD I WANT TO FIGHT YOU?
432
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,470
I LOVE YOU, SON.
433
00:18:58,533 --> 00:18:59,773
- I KNOW, DAD.
434
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:00,903
I KNOW.
435
00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:02,067
- COME ON, MAN.
436
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,033
DO SOMETHING!
437
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,130
HIT SOMEBODY!
438
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,140
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
439
00:19:06,168 --> 00:19:08,128
- ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING OR
440
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:08,800
DANCING?
441
00:19:08,867 --> 00:19:09,997
- COME ON, DAD.
442
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,367
WE'RE GOING HOME!
443
00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:12,903
- SORRY TO HEAR THAT, KID.
444
00:19:12,967 --> 00:19:14,707
NEVER FIGURED YOU FOR THE TYPE
445
00:19:14,735 --> 00:19:16,495
TO LOSE HIS NERVE.
446
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:18,027
- MY FRIENDS WERE RIGHT.
447
00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:19,930
THIS WHOLE THING IS SICK!
448
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,330
- TOUGH!
449
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,340
YOU BOOKED FOR A FIGHT, AND ONE
450
00:19:23,368 --> 00:19:25,328
WAY OR ANOTHER, YOU'RE GONNA
451
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,530
GIVE ME ONE.
452
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,600
- PFF!
453
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,797
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME!
454
00:19:29,867 --> 00:19:30,867
- HA!
455
00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:34,800
I DON'T HAVE TO.
456
00:19:34,867 --> 00:19:36,097
- GET HIM!
457
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:37,567
- GOOD POINT.
458
00:19:37,633 --> 00:19:39,503
SEE YA!
459
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:44,107
- [ SHOUTING ]
460
00:19:44,135 --> 00:19:48,695
- HUN-UGH!
461
00:19:48,767 --> 00:19:50,487
- WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU,
462
00:19:50,518 --> 00:19:52,268
IT IS WEDGIE TIME, KID!
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00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:53,373
- QUICK, DAD!
464
00:19:53,433 --> 00:19:54,973
WHERE'S THE EXIT IN HERE?
465
00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:56,233
- THERE IS NO EXIT!
466
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,280
- WE'VE BEEN LOCKED IN HERE ALL - DAY.
467
00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:00,257
WE ALL SIGNED UP FOR A "HOW TO
468
00:20:00,285 --> 00:20:02,195
BE A BETTER DAD" SEMINAR, BUT IT
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00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:03,427
WASN'T A SEMINAR.
470
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,830
IT WAS A TRAP!
471
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,540
THEY PUMPED US FULL OF COFFEE
472
00:20:06,568 --> 00:20:08,228
UNTIL WE WERE CONFUSED, ANGRY,
473
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,860
CRAZY ENOUGH TO CHARGE ANYTHING,
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00:20:10,885 --> 00:20:13,465
EVEN OUR OWN KIDS.
475
00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:16,803
- OH, DAD!
476
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,707
- [ GRUNTING ]
477
00:20:18,735 --> 00:20:20,595
- DAD, I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
478
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:23,927
- CHARGE!
479
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,530
- [ SHOUTING ]
480
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:32,830
- RETREAT!
481
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:36,810
- [ ROARING ]
482
00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:40,765
- YEE-HAW!
483
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:41,433
- MAYDAY.
484
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,700
MAYDAY.
485
00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:44,737
THIS IS NUMBUH 5 OF SECTOR "V"
486
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REQUESTING ASSISTANCE.
487
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:48,133
- QUIET!
488
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,460
DO NOT INTERRUPT FREE-KICK
489
00:20:49,485 --> 00:20:50,765
DRILL!
490
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,383
OR INSTEAD OF HAVING THE
491
00:20:52,401 --> 00:20:53,971
PRIVILEGE OF BEING THE NET, YOU
492
00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:55,543
CAN BE THE BALL LIKE YOUR
493
00:20:55,568 --> 00:20:57,098
MISERABLE FRIEND!
494
00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:58,787
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE...
495
00:20:58,818 --> 00:21:00,468
GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE OR
496
00:21:00,533 --> 00:21:01,873
THE HUMILIATION.
497
00:21:01,933 --> 00:21:03,943
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
498
00:21:03,968 --> 00:21:05,998
- OKAY, WHO'S FIRST?
499
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:08,127
- [ Crying ] I DON'T WANNA KICK
500
00:21:08,151 --> 00:21:10,231
THE BALL IN THE FACE!
501
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:13,930
- [ Sobbing ] I WANT MY DADDY!
502
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,130
- OH, WONDERFUL!
503
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,300
BE A BUNCH OF SISSIES!
504
00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:20,557
YOU WILL NEVER, EVER WIN THE
505
00:21:20,585 --> 00:21:22,795
COUNTRY-WIDE FOURTH-GRADE
506
00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:25,527
INTERLEAGUE SEMIFINALS THAT WAY!
507
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,210
BUT I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER TO
508
00:21:27,235 --> 00:21:28,865
YOU BABIES!
509
00:21:28,933 --> 00:21:30,093
GO PLAY WITH YOUR RAINBOW
510
00:21:30,118 --> 00:21:31,298
MONKEYS!
511
00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:33,627
I'LL GO FIRST!
512
00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:36,680
[ MUTTERING ]
513
00:21:36,701 --> 00:21:39,701
[ RUMBLING ]
514
00:21:39,767 --> 00:21:42,027
WHAT THE...
515
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,331
- [ SHOUTING ]
516
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,200
- AAAAAAH!
517
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:53,097
[ Mumbling ] UH, MINIVAN...
518
00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:54,677
[ CHEERING ]
519
00:21:54,701 --> 00:21:56,231
- ALL RIGHT, I ADMIT I GOOFED
520
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,330
UP DOING ALL THAT CRUDDY BULLY
521
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:00,401
FIGHTING, BUT SAVING ALL THE
522
00:22:00,467 --> 00:22:02,127
DADS PLUS YOU GUYS MAKES UP FOR
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00:22:02,151 --> 00:22:03,831
IT, RIGHT?
524
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,670
- WELL...
525
00:22:05,733 --> 00:22:07,303
I GUESS SO, SPORT.
526
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,367
BUT JUST BARELY.
527
00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:11,213
- HEY, SOMEBODY LEFT A SOCCER
528
00:22:11,234 --> 00:22:13,034
BALL!
529
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,270
IT'S BEETLES IN THE CLEAR.
530
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,973
IT'S BEETLES FOR THE GOAL!
531
00:22:16,033 --> 00:22:17,403
HE SHOOTS...
532
00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:19,067
- OW!
533
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,170
- WHAT DO YOU SAY, SON?
534
00:22:23,233 --> 00:22:24,643
ONCE MORE, JUST FOR OLD TIME'S
535
00:22:24,668 --> 00:22:26,098
SAKE?
536
00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:28,197
- SURE THING, DAD!
537
00:22:28,267 --> 00:22:30,467
HA HA HA, TORO!
538
00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:31,473
- GRRR!
539
00:22:31,533 --> 00:22:33,003
- TORO, TORO!
540
00:22:33,067 --> 00:22:34,807
- [ GRUNTING ]
541
00:22:34,835 --> 00:22:36,595
- HAH, HO!
542
00:22:36,667 --> 00:22:38,827
TORO, TORO!
543
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,270
- I'M COMING FOR YOU NOW!
544
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:41,373
I SEE RED!
545
00:22:41,433 --> 00:22:42,633
I SEE RED!
546
00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:44,370
BE CAREFUL!
547
00:22:44,433 --> 00:22:45,763
I'M GONNA...
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- AAH!
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- IT'S WEDGIE TIME, KID!