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- MM-MMM!
WHAT A FANTASTIC DINNER WITH THE
CHICKEN AND THE STUFFING AND THE
POTATOES AND... OH, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, GLAZED
CARROTS AND BACON.
- [ French accent ] AH, MERCI, - MON CHER.
I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO BE AVEC ZEE
WHOLE FAMILY ENSEMBLE TO ENJOY
LE CHOUCHOU AND LE FROMAGE.
[ SPEAKING FRENCH ]
- YOU SAID IT!
AND IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE MY
DAUGHTERS SO FRIENDLY AGAIN WITH
THE SMILING AND THE LAUGHING AND
THE BEING BEST OF FRIENDS, A
DABBA JA GIBBY DE ZANG.
- Together: THANKS, DAD.
- SAY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HIT - THE SPOT?
SOME NICE HOT CHOCOLATE WITH THE
FRESH MARSHMALLOWS.
- I'LL...
- I'LL GET 'EM.
- [ CHUCKLING ]
- HA HA HA, YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
OH, YEAH, I'M GONNA BE THE ONE
LAUGHING, STUPID OLDER SISTER.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
FRESH MARSHMALLOWS COMING RIGHT
UP.
IT'S A LOT OF WORK, BUT
MARSHMALLOWS ALWAYS TASTE BETTER
FRESH.
[ LAUGHING ]
[ BEEPING ]
OKAY, EVERYBODY, I'VE GOT THE
MARSHMALLOWS WITH THE FLUFFINESS
AND THE YUMMINESS AND THE...
WHOA!
WHAT THE...
EEUUH!
BITTER!
MAMA, DID YOU SPILL THE HOT
CHOCOLATE?
M-MAMA?
DADDY?
OH, CREE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
NOW, GIRL?
IF THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE,
I'M GONNA... AAH!
H-E-E-E-E-EY!
YOW!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
MOM!
DAD...
EVERYTHING'S SO... CHOCOLATY.
- HOW COULD THIS HAVE... - I... HAFF... RETURNED?!
- [ GASPS ] - WATCH OUT FOR THOSE
CHOCO-BLASTS!
WHU?!
WHOA!
- HOW ABOUT SOME HELP OVER
HERE?!
- YAAAAAAAA!
WHOA!
MMM.
HEY, NUMBUH 4, THIS CHOCOLATE IS
DELICIOUS!
YUM, MMM, MMMM.
- HMM.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT REALLY SUCH A FAN OF...
OOH!
[ LOUD ROARING ]
- YEIII!
- [ German accent ] WHERE IS
SHE?
WHERE IS ABIGAIL LINCOLN?
- YAAAAAH!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
W-WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH
NUMBUH 5?
- TO REPAY HER FOR THE KIND
FAVOR SHE DID ME!
NOW YOU TELL ME!
- HEINRICH!
LET HIM GO.
- GLADLY.
- OW!
- IT IS YOU I WANT!
- HEINRICH, WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOU?
YOU'VE BECOME A MONSTER!
- OOH!
YOU NOTICED.
WELL, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
BECAUSE YOU SHOWED UP AT THE
JUNGLE'S CHOCOLATE VOLCANO AND
INSISTED ON THWARTING MY
GLORIOUS PLAN TO MAKE
CHOCOLATE BUNNIES
FROM REAL BUNNIES,
I FELL INTO THE CHOCO-LAVA
AND FUSED WITH IT!
WHEN I FINALLY CRAWLED OUT, I
WAS FOREVER CHANGED.
ALL ZE BEAUTIFUL THINGS BECAME
CHOCOLATY AT MY TOUCH.
IT WAS LIKE EINE DREAM COME
TRUE!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
I ACTUALLY THANKED YOU FOR WHAT
HAPPENED TO ME!
BUT MANY WEEKS LATER, I WAS
TAKEN OVER WITH A MORE POWERFUL
DESIRE THAN I HAD EVER
ENCOUNTERED BEFORE.
I DESPERATELY WANTED TO HAVE
EINE CHEESEBURGER!
BUT WHEN I WENT TO TAKE A
BITE...
CHOCOLATE!
IT WAS THE SAME WITH
EVERYTHING...
FRENCH FRIES, SODA POP,
SCHNAKENWURST, MAYONNAISE!
EVERYTHING BECAME CHOCOLATE!
OH, ABIGAIL.
I'M JUST EINE HOLLOW SHELL OF
EINE BOY.
- OH, HEINY...
LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU
TURN YOURSELF IN
TO THE KIDS NEXT DOOR?
MAYBE OUR SCIENTISTS CAN CURE
YOU.
- MAYBE.
MAYBE NOT.
BUT THAT IS NOT YOUR CONCERN,
LIEBESCHEIN!
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT
SPENDING YOUR LIFE CHOCOLATIZED!
HUH?
VERY CLEVER, MISS LINCOLN.
YOU KNOW THAT MARSHMALLOWS MAKE
CHOCOLATE MESSY LIKE ZE SMORES.
BUT YOU HAVE ONLY SO MUCH
MARSHMALLOWS
WHILE I AM EINE
CHOCOLATE FACTORY!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
- YAA!
EYA!
- OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ZE DESSERT,
ABIGAIL!
- AAH!
OH, COME ON.
[ GRUNTING ]
COME ON!
HUNH!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
WHEW!
THAT WAS NUTS!
- AND WHAT FUN IS NUTS WITHOUT
CHOCOLATE?!
HU-UNH!
UH, I'LL FIGHT HER TO THE END.
- THAT'S RIGHT, HEINY!
AND IT AIN'T OVER YET!
- AAH!
YOU ARE WRONG, ABIGAIL.
THIS IS THE END.
YOU CANNOT STOP
HEINRICH VON MARZIPAN!
- I WASN'T TRYING TO STOP YOU,
HEINY.
I JUST NEEDED TO SLOW YOU DOWN
LONG ENOUGH
FOR US TO REACH THE SUN.
- WHAT?
NEIN!
- OH, HEINY, IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A MELTDOWN.
- OH, KEEP IT UP WITH THE
FUNNY, LIEBESCHEIN.
UNH!
THIS ISN'T OVER!
I'M... STILL... POWERFUL!
I WILL DESTROY... YOU!
- NO...
YOU...
WON'T!
- EEEIIII!
AAH!
NEIN!
- AS NUMBUH 2 WOULD SAY, YOU
CAN'T HURT ANYONE ANY-SMORE.
HA HA HA HA HA!
SECOND OFFICER'S LOG, KIDS NEXT
DOOR, SECTOR "V"... AFTER
DEFEATING HEINRICH, I SENT A
CALL TO GLOBAL KIDS NEXT DOOR TO
RESCUE HIS VICTIMS, ALL OF WHOM
WERE DECHOCOLATIZED UNHARMED,
EXCEPT CREE, WHO MYSTERIOUSLY
DISAPPEARED.
[ LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY ]
I TRANSPORTED THE MELTED BODY
OF HEINRICH
TO KIDS NEXT DOOR
ARCTIC BASE,
WHERE AFTER MUCH EXPERIMENTING,
OUR SCIENTISTS MANAGED
TO CURE HIM.
HE IS CURRENTLY ON ICE AT THE
BASE
WHERE HE'LL STAY FOR A
LONG TIME.
AND AS FOR ME,
I HAD ONE FINAL TASK
BEFORE MY MISSION WAS COMPLETE.
HEINY.
- ABIGAIL.
NOT CONTENT WITH MERE VICTORY, I
SEE.
YOU'VE COME HERE TO RUB IT IN
MEIN FACE, HAVEN'T YOU?!
- I JUST THOUGHT I'D BRING YOU
A LITTLE SOMETHING.
GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU'RE LESS
BITTER AND A LITTLE MORE SWEET.
SEE YOU AROUND, HEINY.
- EINE... EINE...
[ GASPS ]
CHEESEBURGER!
[ SNIFFS ]
OH, BLESS YOU, ABIGAIL LINCOLN!
BLESS YOU!
MMM!
OH.
OH, SO GOOD.
[ GASPS ]
PICKLES!
ACH, DU LIEBER!
HOW I HATE ZE PICKLES!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ LOUD ROAR ]
- P-TOOY!
- [ GRUNTING ]
[ ROARING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ ROARS ]
[ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER ]
[ ROARS ]
- [ CHEERING AND LAUGHING ]
- [ COUGHING ]
[ ROARING ]
[ YELPS ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ GONG RINGS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
- YIPPER NUMBER 10, YIPPER
NUMBER 20, YIPPER NUMBER 30.
NOT BAD FOR AN AFTERNOON'S WORK,
HUH?
- NOT BAD AT ALL, ERNIE.
- IT'S "ERNEST"!
- HEH, HEH.
WHATEVER.
- SAY, YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT
BECOMING A FULL-TIME BULLY?
I MEAN, FOR REAL-LIKE?
- NAH.
I'M JUST IN IT FOR THE SPORT.
- YEAH?
WELL, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T FORGET
TONIGHT'S MATCH, SPORT.
I BET A LOT OF LUNCH MONEY ON
YOU.
- I'LL BE THERE...
ERNIE!
HA HA!
- THAT'S ERNEST!
- [ WHISTLING GEORGES BIZET'S
[ "CARMEN" ]
DUN DUN... OOPS!
- NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US,
NUMBUH 4.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- I WAS, UH...
I WAS...
NOWHERE?
- LIAR-PANTS!
YOU'VE BEEN COMPETING IN THE
BULLY FIGHTS, HAVEN'T YOU?
- NAH.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
- BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL WEARING
YOUR MATADOR COSTUME,
SPARKLE-BUTT.
- D'OH!
WELL, SO WHAT IF I AM?
I'M JUST BATTLING ADULTS LIKE WE
ALWAYS DO.
- BATTLING ADULTS IS ONE THING.
- THE BULLY FIGHTS ARE SOMETHING - ELSE.
- YEAH, THE ADULTS WE FIGHT ARE
EVIL.
WE DON'T TRAP THEM AND GET THEM
ALL HOPPED UP ON CAFFEINE LIKE
THE BULLIES DO.
THOSE ADULTS ARE BARELY HUMAN BY
THE TIME THEY GET INTO THAT
RING.
- AH, YOU GUYS ARE SUCH WIMPS!
YOU'RE WORSE THAN MY DAD!
- WHETHER YOU AGREE WITH US OR
NOT, YOU'RE STILL A KIDS NEXT
DOOR OPERATIVE, AND YOUR DUTIES
TO THE TEAM COME FIRST.
WE NEED TO BE AT FULL STRENGTH
TO BATTLE THE INSIDIOUS SOCCER
MOM'S EVIL NIGHT-GAME
RECRUITMENT.
ONCE AGAIN, SHE'LL BE FORCING
INNOCENT KIDS TO PRACTICE SOCCER
24/7.
- UM, DID YOU SAY "NIGHT GAME"?
AS IN TONIGHT GAME?
- YES.
NIGHT GAMES ARE TRADITIONALLY
PLAYED AT NIGHT.
IS THAT A PROBLEM FOR YOU?
- UM... UH...
NO!
OF COURSE NOT!
- GOOD.
NOW, ENOUGH OF THIS CHATTER.
I WANT PREFLIGHT AND MISSION
PREPPED BY 1900.
LET'S MOVE, PEOPLE!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
- OHH!
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE TONIGHT?
- START THE FIGHT!
START THE FIGHT!
- OHH.
WHERE IS THAT LITTLE PUNK?
HE BETTER NOT COP OUT ON ME
TONIGHT.
- WE'RE COMING UP ON THE SOCCER - FIELD.
- GOOD. NUMBUH 5, ANY READINGS
YET?
- I'M PICKING UP A WHOLE MESS
OF ACTIVITY DOWN THERE.
IT'S GOT TO BE SOCCER MOM.
- ALL RIGHT, TEAM.
THIS IS IT.
- I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYBODY - ACTING LIKE A COWBOY OUT THERE
TONIGHT.
WE PLAY IT BY THE BOOK.
PLAN DELTA-FELTA.
- [ SHOUTING ]
- REPORT!
- SOCCER BALLS!
LOTS AND LOTS OF SOCCER BALLS!
- NUMBUH 2, EVASIVE ACTION!
NUMBUH 4, GET OUR DEFENSE GRID
UP!
NUMBUH 4?
- AAH!
NUMBUH 4's A DUMMY!
- TELL ME ABOUT IT.
- BUTTER UP, GUYS, 'CAUSE WE'RE
TOAST!
- [ SCREAMING ]
- FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
- THERE YOU ARE!
WHERE THE CRUD HAVE YOU BEEN?!
THEY'RE READY TO RIOT OUT THERE!
- STOW IT, ERNIE.
I'M HERE, AREN'T I?
- NOW, LISTEN, YOU LOUSY RUNT,
YOU GET IN THERE AND GIVE THOSE
PEOPLE THE FIGHT OF THEIR LIVES!
OR SO HELP ME, I'LL...
- YOU'LL WHAT?
- JUST GET IN THERE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
- ALL RIGHT, YOU CAFFEINATED
CREEP,
LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON...
[ GASPS ]
- [ GRUNTING ]
- DAD?!
- [ GRUNTING ]
- DAD!
HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO YOU?!
- [ ROARING ]
- DAD, IT'S ME!
- [ GRUNTING ]
- IT'S YOUR SON, DAD!
DAD!
- [ GRUNTING ]
- DAD, IT'S ME!
IT'S ME, DAD!
DAD, YOU'VE GOT TO SNAP OUT OF
IT!
- OW!
SON?
WHERE ARE WE?
AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING GIRL'S
CLOTHES?
- IT'S A MATADOR'S COSTUME,
DAD.
WE'RE AT THE BULLY FIGHTS, AND
YOU'RE THE BULL!
- FIGHTS?
WHY WOULD I WANT TO FIGHT YOU?
I LOVE YOU, SON.
- I KNOW, DAD.
I KNOW.
- COME ON, MAN.
DO SOMETHING!
HIT SOMEBODY!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
- ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING OR
DANCING?
- COME ON, DAD.
WE'RE GOING HOME!
- SORRY TO HEAR THAT, KID.
NEVER FIGURED YOU FOR THE TYPE
TO LOSE HIS NERVE.
- MY FRIENDS WERE RIGHT.
THIS WHOLE THING IS SICK!
- TOUGH!
YOU BOOKED FOR A FIGHT, AND ONE
WAY OR ANOTHER, YOU'RE GONNA
GIVE ME ONE.
- PFF!
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME!
- HA!
I DON'T HAVE TO.
- GET HIM!
- GOOD POINT.
SEE YA!
- [ SHOUTING ]
- HUN-UGH!
- WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU,
IT IS WEDGIE TIME, KID!
- QUICK, DAD!
WHERE'S THE EXIT IN HERE?
- THERE IS NO EXIT!
- WE'VE BEEN LOCKED IN HERE ALL - DAY.
WE ALL SIGNED UP FOR A "HOW TO
BE A BETTER DAD" SEMINAR, BUT IT
WASN'T A SEMINAR.
IT WAS A TRAP!
THEY PUMPED US FULL OF COFFEE
UNTIL WE WERE CONFUSED, ANGRY,
CRAZY ENOUGH TO CHARGE ANYTHING,
EVEN OUR OWN KIDS.
- OH, DAD!
- [ GRUNTING ]
- DAD, I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
- CHARGE!
- [ SHOUTING ]
- RETREAT!
- [ ROARING ]
- YEE-HAW!
- MAYDAY.
MAYDAY.
THIS IS NUMBUH 5 OF SECTOR "V"
REQUESTING ASSISTANCE.
- QUIET!
DO NOT INTERRUPT FREE-KICK
DRILL!
OR INSTEAD OF HAVING THE
PRIVILEGE OF BEING THE NET, YOU
CAN BE THE BALL LIKE YOUR
MISERABLE FRIEND!
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE...
GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE OR
THE HUMILIATION.
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
- OKAY, WHO'S FIRST?
- [ Crying ] I DON'T WANNA KICK
THE BALL IN THE FACE!
- [ Sobbing ] I WANT MY DADDY!
- OH, WONDERFUL!
BE A BUNCH OF SISSIES!
YOU WILL NEVER, EVER WIN THE
COUNTRY-WIDE FOURTH-GRADE
INTERLEAGUE SEMIFINALS THAT WAY!
BUT I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER TO
YOU BABIES!
GO PLAY WITH YOUR RAINBOW
MONKEYS!
I'LL GO FIRST!
[ MUTTERING ]
[ RUMBLING ]
WHAT THE...
- [ SHOUTING ]
- AAAAAAH!
[ Mumbling ] UH, MINIVAN...
[ CHEERING ]
- ALL RIGHT, I ADMIT I GOOFED
UP DOING ALL THAT CRUDDY BULLY
FIGHTING, BUT SAVING ALL THE
DADS PLUS YOU GUYS MAKES UP FOR
IT, RIGHT?
- WELL...
I GUESS SO, SPORT.
BUT JUST BARELY.
- HEY, SOMEBODY LEFT A SOCCER
BALL!
IT'S BEETLES IN THE CLEAR.
IT'S BEETLES FOR THE GOAL!
HE SHOOTS...
- OW!
- WHAT DO YOU SAY, SON?
ONCE MORE, JUST FOR OLD TIME'S
SAKE?
- SURE THING, DAD!
HA HA HA, TORO!
- GRRR!
- TORO, TORO!
- [ GRUNTING ]
- HAH, HO!
TORO, TORO!
- I'M COMING FOR YOU NOW!
I SEE RED!
BE CAREFUL!
I'M GONNA...
- AAH!
- IT'S WEDGIE TIME, KID!