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CARTOON NETWORK
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- AS YOU ALL KNOW, THE
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DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM DOWN
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- THE LANE'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING - UP.
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- All: BLAGH! BOO!
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- AND THAT MEANS THEY'LL HAVE A
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BIRTHDAY CAKE THAT'S EVEN MORE
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- TASTYLICIOUS THAN THE LAST - ONE...
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- YEAH! WHOO!
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- WHICH THEY WON'T SHARE
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WITH ANYONE.
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- BLAGH! BOO!
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- BUT THE KIDS NEXT DOOR ARE
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GOING TO STOP THEM.
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- YEAH! WHOO-HOO!
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- AND THAT'S WHY TOMORROW,
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WE'RE GOING TO USE OUR SUPER,
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ULTIMATE, BEST PLAN EVER TO GET
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THAT CAKE!
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- UM, DID YOU SAY TOMORROW?
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- YES.
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TOMORROW'S THE DELIGHTFUL
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CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY, SO TOMORROW
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WE HAVE TO GET THAT CAKE.
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- UH, CAN'T... TOMORROW'S
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TOOBATHON.
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- YEAH! WHOO!
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- YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
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YOU'D RATHER GO ON THAT STUPID
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INNER TUBE RIVER RACE THAN ON A
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MISSION?
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- WELL, DUH!
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THIS IS THE YEAR THAT ME AND
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BETSY TAKE HOME FIRST PLACE!
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- BETSY?
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- ARE YOU STILL USING THAT OLD - PATCHED-UP EXCUSE FOR AN INNER
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TUBE?
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- IT WOULD BE WISE NOT TO MAKE
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FUN OF BETSY.
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- [ LAUGHS ]
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IT'D BE WISE FOR YOU TO GET A
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REAL TUBE, SO YOU DON'T COME IN
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DEAD-LAST PLACE LIKE YOU DO
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EVERY YEAR! [ LAUGHS ]
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IN FACT, IT'D BE WISE FOR ALL OF
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YOU TO KEEP OUT OF ME AND
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TUBEZILLA'S WAY THIS YEAR!
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- EXCUSE ME.
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AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA BEAT ME?
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- YOU!?
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YOU COULDN'T TUBE YOUR WAY
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ACROSS A BATHTUB!
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- OH, YEAH, MISTER CONCRETE
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SHORTS?
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YOU CAN BARELY EVEN SWIM.
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- YOU WANT TO SEE TUBING?
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I'LL SHOW YOU TUBING!
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[ ALL ARGUING ]
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- STOP IT!
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YOU GUYS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF
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YOURSELVES, FIGHTING LIKE THAT.
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THAT'S NOT WHAT TOOBATHON IS
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ABOUT.
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IT'S ABOUT THE LOVE OF THE
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SPORT.
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IT'S ABOUT THE SACRED TRADITIONS
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OF SUMMERTIME.
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IT'S ABOUT ME LEAVING YOU
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SLOW-POKE LOSERS IN THE DUST!
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- WOULD YOU GUYS...
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[ BEEPING ]
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- WARNING... INCOMING
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PROJECTILE.
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- LOOK OUT!
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- Together: [Monotone] HELLO,
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KIDS NEXT DOOR.
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I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL VERY BUSY
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PLANNING A MISSION TO STEAL OUR
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UNBELIEVABLY DELICIOUS BIRTHDAY
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CAKE.
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WELL, FORGET IT!
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THIS YEAR, WE'RE GIVING IT AWAY.
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- YEAH, RIGHT.
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WHAT DID YOU DO, LICK IT FIRST?
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- NOT A BAD IDEA.
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BUT WE ASSURE YOU, THIS YEAR'S
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CAKE WILL BE THE MOST
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YUMMYLICIOUS EVER.
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AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET
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IT IS WIN TOOBATHON.
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- NOW YOU'RE TALKING,
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DELIGHTFUL DRIPS!
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WE'LL WIN THAT CAKE AND MAKE
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SURE EVERYONE GETS A PIECE
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EXCEPT YOU.
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- SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
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WHEN I WIN TOOBATHON, I'M
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GONNA EAT THE WHOLE CAKE IN ONE
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BITE.
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- THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GONNA
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BE EATING IS NUMBUH 5'S WAKE.
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[ ALL ARGUING ]
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- GOOD LUCK, KIDS NEXT DUMB.
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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND
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INNER TUBE ENTHUSIASTS
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EVERYWHERE... IT HAPPENS ONCE A
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YEAR.
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THE CHANCE FOR ONE KID, ONE
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TUBER, ONE TRUE COMPETITOR TO
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WIN THE TUBE RACE THAT ALL OTHER
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TUBE RACES ASPIRE TO BE.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT TOOBATHON,
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AN ANYTHING-GOES RACE MADE ALL
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THE SWEETER THIS YEAR BY THE
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DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN'S OFFERING
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OF THEIR SUPERLICIOUS BIRTHDAY
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CAKE AS FIRST PRIZE.
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A RACE THAT ANYONE CAN WIN.
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ANYONE EXCEPT
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HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN.
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- HEY!
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LISTEN, YOU.
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MY DAD TAUGHT ME A WORD THAT THE
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GERMANS USE THAT DESCRIBES JUST
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WHAT THIS RACE IS ABOUT.
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NO FANCY TRICKS, NO GIMMICKS,
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JUST THE PERFECT MELDING BETWEEN
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KID AND TUBE, INTO ONE PERFECT
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RACING MACHINE.
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AND THAT WORD IS...
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FARFEGTUBING!
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SO, SET THE TABLE AT THE FINISH
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LINE, CHUMP, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE
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YOU'LL BE EATING YOUR WORDS!
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- FARFEGTUBING, INDEED.
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INSPIRING WORDS FROM A KID WHO
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HASN'T A CLUE.
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- MAN, LET'S GET THIS TUBE
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STARTED!
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- GREETINGS, FELLOW
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COMPETITORS... AH!
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- LOOK AT THAT THING.
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YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SMELL HOW
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BAD IT IS.
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- [ LAUGHS ] I DON'T GET YOU,
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NUMBUH 2.
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YOU COULD BUILD THE COOLEST,
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FASTEST TUBE EVER.
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BUT YOU JUST KEEP USING THAT OLD
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THING.
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- YEAH, YOU'LL NEVER WIN THE
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CAKE RIDING THAT.
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- I TOLD YOU, IT'S NOT ABOUT
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THE CAKE.
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MY DAD WON THE VERY FIRST
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TOOBATHON AND EVERY SINGLE RACE
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AFTER IT, USING BETSY.
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HE PROVED THAT REAL TUBING IS
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ABOUT THE TRUST BETWEEN YOU AND
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YOUR TUBE.
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- IT'S ABOUT... - ATTENTION, ALL TOOBATHON
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TUBERS!
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PLEASE, APPROACH THE STARTING
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LINE.
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- NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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BETSY AND I HAVE A DATE
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WITH DESTINY.
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ALL RIGHT, BETSY, LET'S DO THIS
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THING.
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- WELL, WELL, WELL.
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WHAT A PATHETIC PIECE OF FLABBY
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GARBAGE THAT IS.
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- YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING AT MY
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TUBE AT THE VICTORY PARTY,
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DELIGHTFUL DORKS.
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- TUBE?
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WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU!
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[ ALL LAUGH ]
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- TUBERS AND COMPETITORS,
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ARE YOU READY TO RACE?
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- All: YEAH!
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- THEN, ON YOUR MARKS...
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GET SET...
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AND...
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- HEY!
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THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO START
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.0347 SECONDS EARLY.
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- OH, WE'RE SORRY.
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LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN.
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ON YOUR MARKS...
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GET SET...
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BYE-BYE!
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- OH!
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- FARFEGTUBING!
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- [ ALL CHEERING ]
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- WHOO-HOO!
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YEE HAW!
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AHH!
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OH, SURE.
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I COULD'VE BUILT ONE THAT FLIES,
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BUT I'VE GOT SOMETHING BETTER.
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I'VE GOT FARFEG...
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[ SPUTTERING ]
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WHOA!
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HA HA!
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VICTORY, HERE WE COME!
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- [ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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MAKE WAY FOR TUBEZILLA, LOSERS!
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HEY, EGG BOY, YOUR THREE MINUTES
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ARE UP!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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♪ LA LA LA LA-LA LA LA
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♪ LA LA-LA LA LA
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HUH?
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- OUT OF THE WAY, GIRLY GIRL!
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'CAUSE TUBEZILLA'S ON THE
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RAMPAGE!
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- [ GASPS ]
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- [ LAUGHS ]
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- AAAAH!
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OOH!
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- NO!
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- WAAAHH!
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AAH! [ GASPING ]
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OH, NO!
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NO!
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- BYE!
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- NOOOOO!
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- TARGET ACQUIRED.
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PULL CANON.
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LOCKED ON TARGET.
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- THAT'S RIGHT.
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LOCK ON ME.
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HUH.
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UH!
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HYAH!
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BETTER DUCK.
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HYAH!
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AND THAT IS HOW YOU...
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WHOA! [ COUGHS ]
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HEY!
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- YOU GONNA STAND THERE DOING
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NOTHING, OR YOU WANT TO WIN SOME
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CAKE?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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- OH.
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- WOW! WEE! [ LAUGHS ]
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- NUMBUH 3, OVER HERE.
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HELP!
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YOU'VE GOT TO SAVE ME!
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- I CAN'T SHAVE YOU RIGHT NOW,
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MISTER OLD MAN.
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I'M RACING.
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- KUKI!
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IT'S ME, NUMBUH 4!
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- NICE TUBE.
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- [ GIGGLES ] I DECORATED IT
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MYSELF.
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- REALLY?
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MAYBE YOU AND I COULD GET
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TOGETHER AFTER THE RACE AND
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SHARE SOME DECORATING TIPS.
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- HEY!
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- THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
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- HEY, YOU GET AWAY FROM HER,
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YOU FLY BOY!
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- WALLABE BEETLES, STRANDED ON
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AN ISLAND CALLED "HEARTACHE."
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A LOSER IN TUBING, AND A LOSER
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IN LOVE.
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- LOVE?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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HEY! COME BACK HERE!
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GET ME OFF THIS ISLAND!
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[ Crying ] DON'T MAKE ME SWIM!
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- AND WHAT OF THE DELIGHTFUL
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CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE?
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WITH THEIR BATTLESHIP LOST,
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ALONG WITH MOST OF THEIR HAIR,
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HOW CAN THEY EVER HOPE TO WIN
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THIS RACE?
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- WE'RE OUT OF THE RACE.
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- EXCELLENT.
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THEN I'LL START WHIPPING UP YOUR
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BIRTHDAY CAKE.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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- NIGEL UNO AND
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ABIGAIL LINCOLN, YOU HAVE COME
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VERY FAR IN THIS RACE.
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BUT NOW, IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO
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FACE THE ONE...
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NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO FACE
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THE ONLY...
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NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO
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FACE...
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THE TOMMY!
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- THE... THE...
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- HUH, ANOTHER MORTAL STRUCK
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SPEECHLESS BY THE TOMMY.
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- NOT YOU, FOOL.
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THAT!
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- WHAT COULD BE MORE SCARY THAN
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THE...
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[ ALL SCREAM ]
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- COME ON, BETSY.
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LET'S MOVE, GIRL.
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- COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME - ON, COME ON, COME ON!
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COME ON... LET'S GO!
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LET'S GO!
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GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
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OH, IT'S NO USE.
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I'M NEVER GONNA WIN THIS RACE.
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I'M NEVER GONNA WIN ANYTHING.
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- FARFEGTUBING, SON.
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THAT'S HOW YOU WIN TOOBATHON.
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YOU DON'T NEED SOUPED-UP ENGINES
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OR DIRTY TRICKS.
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A REAL WINNER, A REAL GILLIGAN
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TRUSTS HIS TUBE.
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DO YOU TRUST BETSY, HOAGIE?
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- YEAH, DAD, I TRUST HER.
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COME ON, OLD GIRL, THIS RACE
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ISN'T OVER YET!
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WHOA! WHOO-HOO!
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ALL RIGHT!
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WHOO-HOO!
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GO, BETSY, GO!
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YEE HAW!
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- YOU KNOW, THE SPANISH WORD
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FOR TUBE IS EL TUBE.
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HEY!
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WATCH WHERE YOU'RE TUBING!
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- HEY, NUMBUH 2, YOU'RE DOING
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PRETTY GOOD THIS YEAR!
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- IT'S CALLED FARFEGTUBING,
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NUMBUH 3, AND ME AND BETSY GOT
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IT.
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- HUH?
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- FARFEGTUBING!
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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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- I SAID... FAR-FEG-TUB...
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AAAH!
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OH, NO!
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EVERYBODY, GET OUT OF THE WATER!
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GET OUT NOW!
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AAH!
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GOT TO HOLD ON!
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AAAAH!
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- [ ALL ] AAH!
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- LOOKS LIKE OUR RACE IS TAKING
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A BIT OF A DETOUR.
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- YEAH, AND I'VE GOT A FEELING
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IT'S NO ACCIDENT.
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- I'VE GOT A FEELING I'M GONNA
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HURL!
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- DO IT ON THE CHAIR, AND
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YOU'RE SWIMMING HOME, KID.
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- AAAAAH!
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WHOA, WHOA!
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AAAAH!
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PLEASE, CAN WE PULL OVER AT
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REST STOP?
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THAT'S IT.
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I'M TOTALLY GONNA...
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- HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S UP?
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- YOUR KID BROTHER'S ABOUT TO
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PUKE.
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THAT'S WHAT'S UP.
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- TOMMY, GET OFF!
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- HEY, I DON'T WANT
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MISTER PUKEY-PANTS IN MY TUBE.
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- CUT IT OUT.
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- YOU TAKE HIM.
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- NO WAY!
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- TOMMY!
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- THIS ISN'T HELPING!
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AAAAH!
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- BYE, NUMBUH 2!
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WE'LL BE AT THE NEW SKATE PARK
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AFTER THE RACE, OKAY?
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- All: SKATE PARK?
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- WHOA!
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I'M TRUSTING YOU, BETSY!
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I KNOW YOU'LL GET US TO THE
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FINISH LINE!
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GO, BETSY, GO!
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WHOA!
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AAAH!
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NO! NO!
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- EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING
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TO PLAN.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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THE FINAL INGREDIENT SHOULD
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ARRIVE ANY SECOND NOW.
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AND THEN, THE PARTY BEGINS!
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- UH, DUDE?
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IS THE SKATE PARK, LIKE, READY
402
00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:19,001
YET?
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00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:20,467
HEY!
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00:16:20,533 --> 00:16:23,073
WOAH!
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00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:25,113
- FOOL! WHY WOULD I BUILD
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A SKATE PARK FOR YOU INFERNAL
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00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,570
CHILDREN?
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I'VE BEEN BUILDING A PAN FOR THE
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LARGEST BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER...
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00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:36,103
ALL FOR MY DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN.
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00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,387
AND ALL I NEED TO FINISH MY
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DELICIOUSLY EVIL RECIPE IS SOME
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WATER AND A FULL SERVING OF
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BRATTY CHILDREN.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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BATTER UP, KIDS!
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00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:58,027
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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- AAH!
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00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,630
WHA... HUH?
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00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,600
THE FINISH LINE!
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00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:08,337
[ SMOOCHES ]
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00:17:08,368 --> 00:17:10,068
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, BETSY!
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00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:12,733
- HEY, SOMEBODY'S COMING.
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IT'S...
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00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,200
HOAGIE GILLIGAN?!
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00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:18,297
- THAT'S MY SON!
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NOT IN LAST PLACE!
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00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:24,467
- All: YAY!
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00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:26,213
- THIS IS TRULY A SIGHT TO
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BEHOLD.
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00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,560
HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN, THE LORD OF
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THE LOSERS, ON THE CUSP OF A
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00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:34,973
TOOBATHON VICTORY.
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00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:37,143
- AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO
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00:17:37,168 --> 00:17:39,298
FARFEGTUBING!
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00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,627
- A MOST IMPRESSIVE VICTORY...
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00:17:41,651 --> 00:17:43,931
IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT THAT
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00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,010
ALL THE OTHER CONTESTANTS ARE
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00:17:46,035 --> 00:17:48,065
ABOUT TO BE BAKED INTO A
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GINORMOUS CAKE BY THE EVIL
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00:17:49,918 --> 00:17:51,698
FATHER AS WE SPEAK.
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00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:53,327
- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,210
- HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN, THE LORD
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00:17:55,235 --> 00:17:57,065
OF THE LOSERS...
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00:17:57,133 --> 00:17:59,933
- NOT THAT... THE OTHER THING!
446
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,510
- THE OTHER CONTESTANTS...
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00:18:01,535 --> 00:18:03,065
FATHER DUMPED THEM INTO A GIANT
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00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:05,333
CAKE PAN, AND HE'S GOING TO BAKE
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00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,571
THEM INTO A HUGE, TASTY CAKE!
450
00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:09,613
LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN ALL THAT
451
00:18:09,634 --> 00:18:11,634
STUFF I SAID ABOUT YOU BEFORE.
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00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:13,730
SO AFTER YOU WIN, YOU THINK I
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00:18:13,751 --> 00:18:15,801
COULD GET A TASTE OF THAT CAKE?
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00:18:15,867 --> 00:18:16,597
HEY!
455
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,797
THE FINISH LINE IS THAT WAY.
456
00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:20,467
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,273
WHAT ABOUT TOOBATHON?
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00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:25,333
- THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.
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00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,170
- NEXT YEAR.
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00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:31,043
TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN
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00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,898
SPOKEN BY SUCH A LOSER.
462
00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:37,587
- [ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
463
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:40,268
WELL, THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF
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THE MIXING.
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00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:43,843
SO I'D SAY, IT'S ABOUT TIME WE
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00:18:43,868 --> 00:18:46,298
GET COOKING!
467
00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:47,897
YOU KNOW, I LOVE BAKING.
468
00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:49,207
WHY, IT'S MORE THAN A HOBBY,
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ACTUALLY.
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- YEEEE-HAW!
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00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,197
UH!
472
00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:58,677
[ INNER TUBE POPS ]
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00:18:58,701 --> 00:19:00,131
- BETSY!
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00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,370
OH, BETSY, NO!
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00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,363
- WELL, IF IT ISN'T
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00:19:05,384 --> 00:19:07,334
HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN.
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00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,990
AND IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, THE
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00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,628
SAME FLABBY, PATHETIC INNER TUBE
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00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:14,490
THAT YOUR LOSER FATHER USED TO
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RACE WITH.
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00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,570
- YOU SHUT UP ABOUT BETSY.
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00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:20,333
MY DAD WON TOOBATHON EVERY YEAR
483
00:19:20,351 --> 00:19:22,071
WITH HER.
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00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:24,573
- HA! IS THAT WHAT HE TOLD YOU?
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00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:27,033
WHY, YOUR DAD CAME IN LAST PLACE
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00:19:27,051 --> 00:19:29,471
EVERY YEAR.
487
00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:31,603
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,697
MY DAD WAS A WINNER.
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00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:35,787
- [ LAUGHS ] I SUPPOSE HE
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00:19:35,818 --> 00:19:37,868
FILLED YOUR TINY HEAD WITH ALL
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00:19:37,933 --> 00:19:39,383
THAT FARFEGTUBING NONSENSE,
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00:19:39,401 --> 00:19:40,871
TOO.
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00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:41,933
- SHUT UP!
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00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,780
HE DID HAVE FARFEGTUBING, AND
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00:19:43,801 --> 00:19:45,601
SO DO I!
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00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:47,687
- FOOL! THERE IS NO SUCH
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00:19:47,718 --> 00:19:49,768
THING AS FARFEGTUBING.
498
00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:52,033
YOUR FATHER LIED TO YOU.
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00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,160
YOUR FATHER WAS A LOSER, JUST
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00:19:54,185 --> 00:19:56,265
LIKE YOU!
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00:19:56,333 --> 00:20:00,973
JUST LIKE THAT LOUSY INNER TUBE!
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00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,633
- NO.
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00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,930
I BELIEVE IN YOU, BETSY.
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00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,970
I BELIEVE MY DAD.
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00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:09,533
I BELIEVE... AAH!
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00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,830
[ GRUNTS ]
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00:20:12,851 --> 00:20:16,101
- [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:18,097
UH OH. UH!
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00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:21,497
WHY, YOU MISERABLE...
510
00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:24,297
WHAT?
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00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:26,297
WELL, THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.
512
00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:28,787
- IT'S A SAD DAY INDEED FOR
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00:20:28,818 --> 00:20:31,268
TOOBATHON, AS IT SEEMS THERE
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00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:32,973
WILL BE NO WINNER.
515
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:35,283
NO CHAMPION TO CLAIM THE
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00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,571
DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN'S CAKE.
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00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:38,643
NO...
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00:20:38,668 --> 00:20:39,698
- WAIT!
519
00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:41,167
I THINK I SEE SOMETHING.
520
00:20:41,233 --> 00:20:43,073
- IS IT MY HOAGIE?
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00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:46,663
- IT LOOKS LIKE A WHOLE LOT OF
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00:20:46,684 --> 00:20:50,234
CAKE BATTER!
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00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,500
- [ ALL ] YAY!
524
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:53,857
- IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS,
525
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,195
FOLKS.
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00:20:55,267 --> 00:20:57,087
IT'S NIGEL UNO IN FIRST PLACE,
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00:20:57,118 --> 00:20:58,968
FOLLOWED BY FANNY FULBRIGHT.
528
00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:00,433
NO... FROM BEHIND COMES THAT
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00:21:00,451 --> 00:21:01,871
KID.
530
00:21:01,933 --> 00:21:03,813
BUT WAIT, ABIGAIL LINCOLN HAS
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00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:05,734
MOVED INTO THE LEAD.
532
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,430
NO, IT'S KUKI SANBAN.
533
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,660
BUT HERE COMES MUFFY JENKINS IN
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00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,865
THE FINAL STRETCH, AND THE
535
00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:15,973
WINNER IS...
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00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:18,483
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN ALL MY
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00:21:18,501 --> 00:21:20,971
YEARS OF TUBING I HAVE NEVER
538
00:21:21,033 --> 00:21:23,073
SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
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00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:26,893
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TOOBATHON
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HISTORY, WE HAVE A 634-WAY TIE
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FOR FIRST PLACE.
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00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:36,007
THIS HAS TRULY BEEN A RACE THAT
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NOT ONLY ANYONE COULD WIN, BUT
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00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:40,627
EVERYONE DID WIN.
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00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,910
EVERYONE, EXCEPT
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HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN.
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- HOAGIE!
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00:21:46,467 --> 00:21:48,087
CAN YOU BELIEVE TOMMY ACTUALLY
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CAME IN FIRST PLACE?
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00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:52,373
- THAT'S THE TOMMY.
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00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:54,243
- FINALLY, A GILLIGAN HAS WON
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00:21:54,268 --> 00:21:56,098
TOOBATHON!
553
00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:58,727
- BUT, MOM, DAD ALWAYS TOLD ME
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00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,331
HE WON TOOBATHON EVERY YEAR.
555
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,040
- OH, HOAGIE, YOU SHOULD KNOW
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00:22:03,068 --> 00:22:04,728
BETTER THAN TO BELIEVE
557
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,500
EVERYTHING YOUR FATHER SAYS.
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00:22:06,567 --> 00:22:08,527
OH, THE IMAGINATION ON THAT MAN.
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00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,160
DID YOU KNOW THAT HE SWORE THAT
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ONE DAY, THAT RAGGEDY OLD TUBE
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WOULD SAVE ALL THE CHILDREN IN
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TOWN?
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00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,797
[ LAUGHS ] AS IF!
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00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:17,237
WHAT THAT MAN SAW IN THAT THING,
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I'LL NEVER KNOW.
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00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:20,033
- IT'S CALLED FARFEGTUBING,
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MOM.
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- OH, NOT YOU, TOO!
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- YOU KNOW, IT'S ALMOST TOO BAD
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00:22:26,735 --> 00:22:28,295
THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN'S CAKE
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DIDN'T GET MADE THIS YEAR.
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00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:32,003
MM, THE BATTER IS AMAZING.
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00:22:32,067 --> 00:22:33,667
- I FEEL BAD FOR NUMBUH 2.
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00:22:33,733 --> 00:22:35,093
HE REALLY WANTED TO WIN
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00:22:35,118 --> 00:22:36,498
TOOBATHON.
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- AT LEAST THIS IS THE FIRST
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TIME HE DIDN'T COME IN LAST
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PLACE.
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- HELLO!
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00:22:42,367 --> 00:22:44,667
COAST GUARD?
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00:22:44,733 --> 00:22:46,503
HOMING PIGEONS?
582
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:48,307
IS THERE A BOTTLE I COULD WRITE
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00:22:48,335 --> 00:22:50,095
A MESSAGE IN MAYBE?
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00:22:50,167 --> 00:22:51,627
SPY SATELLITES?
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HEEEELP!