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- MAN, I HATE GOING TO THE
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CAFETERIA.
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IT'S THE SAME GROSS OLD CRUD
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EVERY DAY.
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- RELAX, NUMBAH 4.
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THE FOOD IS PRETTY GROSS.
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BUT IF YOU FIGHT HARD ENOUGH,
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IT'LL STAY DOWN.
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- ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
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LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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- UH, NUMBAH 5 ISN'T SO HUNGRY
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ALL OF A SUDDEN.
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COME ON!
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- YEAH.
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- MAYBE WE SHOULD GRAB A TABLE - AND...
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[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ]
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- ♪ I'VE GOT PORK FAT AND - GRAVY FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS ♪
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♪ I SERVE DEAD MONKEY PUDDING
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AND PLATYPUS BRAINS ♪
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♪ I'M GRANDMOTHER STUFFUM
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- ♪ GRANDMOTHER STUFFUM
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- ♪ I CAME TO THE SCHOOL
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TO FEED YOU KIDS ♪
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♪ AND BAKE UP PIES
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WITH JELLIED SQUIDS! ♪
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♪ KIDS MUST EAT
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♪ KIDS MUST EAT
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♪ KIDS MUST EAT
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♪ KIDS MUST EAT
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♪ KIDS WERE NOT PUT
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ON THIS EARTH TO NIBBLE ♪
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- NO!
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- ♪ YOU ALL MUST BE HELPLESS
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AND FAT ♪
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- YEAH!
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- ♪ THAT WAY YOU CAN'T GET
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YOURSELF IN TROUBLE ♪
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- NO!
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- ♪ WHILE GRANDMA GETS TO FEED
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YOU CURRIED RAT ♪
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♪ I WILL STOP YOU
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WITH MOOSE FONDUE ♪
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♪ YOU WILL CHOW ON
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TUNA MELTDOWN ♪
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♪ EAT IT
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♪ SCARF IT
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♪ BITE IT
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♪ CRAM IT
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♪ DOWN IT
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♪ CHOW IT
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♪ WANT IT
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♪ PIG OUT!
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♪ I WILL MAKE YOU
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♪ FATTER!
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♪ I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL
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WITH MY FOOD
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TO CONQUER THE YOUNG AND RUDE ♪
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♪ I'M GRANDMOTHER STUFFUM
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- ♪ GRANDMOTHER STUFFUM
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- ♪ YOU MUST EAT NOW
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♪ TRY MY DEEP-FRIED BOAR
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♪ BUT YOU JUST NEVER LISTEN
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'CAUSE YOU'RE KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
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♪ KIDS MUST EAT
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♪ KIDS MUST EAT
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♪ KIDS MUST EAT!
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♪ KIDS WERE NOT PUT
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ON THIS EARTH TO NIBBLE ♪
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- NO!
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- ♪ YOU ALL MUST BE HELPLESS
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AND FAT ♪
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- YEAH!
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- ♪ THAT WAY YOU CAN'T GET
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YOURSELF IN TROUBLE ♪
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- NO!
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- ♪ WHILE GRANDMA GETS TO FEED
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YOU TOASTED BAT ♪
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♪ YOU CAN'T BEAT ME
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♪ YOU CAN'T TOAST ME
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♪ YOU WON'T GRILL ME
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♪ YOU WON'T POACH ME
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♪ COOK ME
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♪ STEW ME
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♪ BOIL ME
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♪ FRY ME
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♪ BASTE ME
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♪ BROIL ME
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- ♪ ROAST ME - ♪ BAKE ME
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♪ YOU'LL JUST MAKE ME...
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- YAY! WE WON! WE WON!
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- WELL, THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
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USUALLY SHE MAKES US EAT A LOT
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MORE THAN THAT.
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- YAY!
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[ RUMBLING, SIREN BLARING ]
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WHOO-HOO! YAY!
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AAH! OW!
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- SLAMWITCH!
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SLAMWITCH!
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SLAMWITCH!
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SLAMWITCH!
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SLAMWITCH!
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SLAMWITCH!
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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
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- UM, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO OUT TO
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EAT.
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- YEAH.
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- OH, YEAH.
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[ SIREN WAILING ]
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[ ALL SHOUTING ]
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- ♪ SLAMWITCH!
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♪ SLAMWITCH!
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♪ SLAMWITCH!
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♪ SLAMWITCH!
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♪ SLAMWITCH!
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♪ SLAMWITCH!
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- ♪ SLAMWITCH COMES
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AND CHILDREN SCREAM ♪
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♪ MADE OF BRAINS
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AND SOUR CREAM ♪
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♪ IF KIDS WON'T EAT
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HIS MOLDY BREAD ♪
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♪ THEN SLAMWITCH EATS YOU KIDS
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INSTEAD ♪
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♪ SLAMWITCH COMES
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AND YOU'LL ALL CRY ♪
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♪ SWATS F-16s FROM THE SKY
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♪ ADMIT YOU CRAVE
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HIS PRETTY SPINACH ♪
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♪ FALL AND WORSHIP
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GIANT SANDWICH ♪
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- ♪ SLAMWITCH!
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♪ SLAMWITCH!
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♪ SLAMWITCH!
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♪ SLAMWITCH!
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- JOAQUIN!
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WE NEED HELP... NOW!
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- HUH?
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- ♪ SCHOOLS OF KIDS
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HE HAS ATE ♪
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♪ AND SHALL OBLITERATE
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♪ THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
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AND ALL THEIR BROTHERS ♪
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- ♪ AND ALL THE MISBEHAVING - OTHERS ♪
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♪ WHO WON'T EAT
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GRANDMA STUFFUM'S FOOD ♪
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♪ AND NOW THEMSELVES
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ARE CHOMPED AND CHEWED ♪
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- ♪ BUT HE WHO'S MADE OF SKUNKS - AND FRIED VEAL ♪
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♪ AND COMES TO MAKE YOU KIDS
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HIS NEXT MEAL! ♪
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♪ JUMP INSIDE HIS MASSIVE JAW
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AMID THE PLAQUE
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AND OLD COLESLAW ♪
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- ♪ WITH THIS GIANT SANDWICH'S - PAIR OF CLAWS ♪
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♪ ON KIDS NEXT DOOR HE CHOMPS
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AND GNAWS ♪
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♪ SLAMWITCH!
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- [ COUGHS ]
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[ RUMBLING ]
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- [ LAUGHS ]
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- ♪ ROTTEN KIDS
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OR GIANT HAMSTER ♪
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♪ SLAMWITCH EATS THEM ALL
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WITH MUENSTER ♪
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♪ MISERABLE, VERMINOUS
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DESPICABLE RATS ♪
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♪ WILL NOW MAKE SLAMWITCH
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NICE AND FAT ♪
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SLAMWITCH, CHARGE!
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SLAMWITCH, FIGHT!
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SLAMWITCH, EAT!
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SLAMWITCH, OOH!
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♪ HOW DARE YOU REFUSE
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MY TASTY MONSTER? ♪
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♪ SLAMWITCH WILL DESTROY YOU
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HAMSTER ♪
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♪ BEFORE YOU JUMP INTO
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HIS GIZZARD ♪
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♪ HAVE A TASTE
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OF CANDIED LIZARD ♪
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♪ SLAMWITCH COMES
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AND HE MUST EAT ♪
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♪ HE'S MADE OF CHEESE
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AND POPPY SEED ♪
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♪ AND IF YOU CRAVE TO BE
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HIS DINNER ♪
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♪ FALL AND WORSHIP
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SLAMWITCH WINNER! ♪
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SLAMWITCH?
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WHY DO YOU TWITCH?
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MY GIANT SANDWICH!
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SLAMWITCH!!
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♪ SLAMWITCH!
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- ♪ JOAQUIN!
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- ♪ SLAMWITCH!
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♪ SLAMWITCH!
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- ♪ JOAQUIN!
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- ♪ SLAMWITCH?
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- ♪ JOAQUIN!
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[ BELL RINGS ]
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- UGH.
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I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.
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- SEE YOU TOMORROW, CHILDRENS!
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WE'RE HAVING "SCREAM" OF
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SPINACH!
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OOH!
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- GET A NEW COOKBOOK, LADY!
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- [ LAUGHING ]
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- MMM, BOY!
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THAT TURKEY LOOKS SUPERLICIOUS,
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MOM.
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- WHY, THANK YOU, HOAGIE.
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I JUST HOPE MY BOSS THINKS SO.
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BOY, IF I DON'T IMPRESS HER
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TONIGHT, I'LL JUST LOSE MY MIND!
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AAH!
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OH, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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- RELAX, MOM.
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IT'S JUST THE NEW 2x4 TECHNOLOGY
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DOORBELL I INSTAL...
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OW!
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- HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY I - LET YOU AND TOMMY MESS AROUND
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WITH THE WIRING OF MY HOUSE.
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- WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS TO - MYSELF?
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SHAME ON YOU, BETTY.
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SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!
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OH, HELLO, HELLO!
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- [ LAUGHS ] - HMM.
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- BETTY.
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- HI, MRS. GILLIGAN!
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[ BOTH SHOUTING ]
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- COME IN. COME IN.
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IT IS SO NICE OF YOU TO COME FOR
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DINNER, MRS. SANBAN.
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- NOW, BETTY.
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YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO CALL ME
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MRS. SANBAN.
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YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS MADAME
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HEAD OF ACCOUNTING MRS. SANBAN.
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- [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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- OOH, YES, YES! [ LAUGHS ]
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HOW STUPID OF ME.
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HOW STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!
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- [ LAUGHS ] - MADAME HEAD OF ACCOUNTING
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MRS. SANBAN, SIR... I-I MEAN
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MA'AM.
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- I AM ANTICIPATING A MOST
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INTERESTING DINNER TONIGHT.
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- WELL, OF COURSE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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- HI, GUYS!
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- HEY, NUMBAH 2!
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- HOAGIE!
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- AW! HEY, MUSHI!
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- GIRLS! ENOUGH BICKERING!
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- HEY!
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WHAT'S WITH ALL THE RACKET?
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WHERE'S MY FOOD?
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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HOURS.
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- OH! THIS IS MY MOTHER, LYDIA.
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SHE'S GOING TO BE JOINING US FOR
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DINNER SINCE I, UM, I CAN'T GET
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HER TO LEAVE.
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- HOW DO YOU DO?
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- HOW DO I DO WHAT?!
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WHAT ARE YOU, A COP?
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- [ LAUGHS ]
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THOMAS! GET DOWN HERE!
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- I EAT ALONE.
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FOR I AM... THE TOMMY.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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- GET DOWN HERE NOW!
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- OKAY, GRANDMA.
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OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ]
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- MOM, YOU TAKE OUR GUESTS'
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COATS WHILE HOAGIE SHOWS
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EVERYONE INTO THE DINING ROOM.
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- NYAH! I KNOW.
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YOU NEED ME TO BATTLE ADULT
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TYRANNY, RIGHT?
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- NO, NO.
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GO HELP YOUR GRANDMA.
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- HELP GRANDMA?
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OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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- GIVE ME THAT DOLLY THINGY!
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- BUT I BROUGHT MY
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00:13:18,384 --> 00:13:19,834
POSH PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY JUST
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FOR THIS PARTY!
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IT'S GOT REAL CARE-AND-SHARE
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SIGHING!
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- AHH!
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- LA-A-ME.
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00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:31,483
- YOU'VE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK
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FOR THIS PARTY, HAVEN'T YOU?
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- ADULTS CAN WAIT FOR A PARTY,
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SO JUST GIVE ME THE STUPID DOLL
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- SO I CAN EAT MY TURKEY DINNER - ALREADY!
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- GRANDMA!
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REMEMBER WHAT MOM SAID ABOUT
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HITTING THE GUESTS?
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- SOMETHING ABOUT NOT BEFORE
311
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DESSERT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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- OH, HELLO, HELLO!
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- [ LAUGHS ] - DON'T MIND ME.
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I'LL BE DONE IN A MOMENT.
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- HOW UNINTERESTING.
316
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:02,880
- [ GASPS ]
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- MAY I HAVE A TURN WITH YOUR
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POSH PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY,
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SISTER?
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- MAYBE LATER, MUSHI.
321
00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:10,607
I THINK MY HEAD NEEDS SOME
322
00:14:10,635 --> 00:14:12,495
RAINBOW MONKEY LOVE.
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- AHH!
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00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,900
- OKAY! I'LL WAIT MY TURN.
325
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- THAT'S IT!
326
00:14:17,433 --> 00:14:19,183
- I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CONSTANT - SQUABBLING OVER THAT RIDICULOUS
327
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,270
RAINBOW MONKEY!
328
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:22,143
- "RAINBOW MONKEY" THIS, - "RAINBOW MONKEY" THAT!
329
00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:24,207
I RUE THE DAY YOUR MOTHER EVER
330
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BOUGHT THAT YOU THAT INFERNAL
331
00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:27,687
TOY AND SHATTERED THE
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00:14:27,718 --> 00:14:29,068
TRANQUILITY OF OUR HAPPY HOME!
333
00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:31,033
- NOW, KHANI, GIVE THEM A
334
00:14:31,051 --> 00:14:32,971
CHANCE TO PLAY WITH THEIR TOY.
335
00:14:33,033 --> 00:14:35,173
A CHANCE I NEVER HAD AS A CHILD.
336
00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:36,633
OH, WHAT I WOULD'VE DONE FOR A
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00:14:36,651 --> 00:14:38,071
DOLLY.
338
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[ SOBS ]
339
00:14:39,784 --> 00:14:41,434
- OH, THAT DOLL IS RUINING MY
340
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:42,630
DINNER!
341
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,210
- EXILED FROM THE
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KIDS NEXT DOOR, MINE IS A SOLO
343
00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:47,103
JOURNEY.
344
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,907
A NEVER-ENDING QUEST TO BRING
345
00:14:48,935 --> 00:14:50,695
JUSTICE TO KIDS WORLDWIDE!
346
00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:55,227
FOR I AM... THE TOMMY.
347
00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:56,470
- OKAY, THERE, THEN.
348
00:14:56,533 --> 00:14:57,633
UH, TURKEY, ANYONE?
349
00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:58,860
[ LAUGHS ]
350
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
351
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,473
OH, I'M SORRY.
352
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:02,863
BUT THE ELECTRICITY HAS BEEN
353
00:15:02,884 --> 00:15:04,234
GIVING US PROBLEMS EVER SINCE
354
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,580
TOMMY TRIED TO WIRE HIS
355
00:15:05,601 --> 00:15:06,901
2x4 TECHNOLOGY GENERATOR.
356
00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:08,457
- [ SCREAMS ]
357
00:15:08,485 --> 00:15:09,995
AAH!
358
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:11,367
P-POSH PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY!
359
00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:12,173
WHERE'D IT GO?
360
00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:13,073
IT CAN'T BE GONE!
361
00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:13,673
IT CAN'T!
362
00:15:13,733 --> 00:15:14,573
WHERE IS IT?
363
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:15,803
- WHAT DID I SAY?!
364
00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:17,277
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS
365
00:15:17,301 --> 00:15:18,731
CONSTANT BICKERING!
366
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,210
- I TOLD YOU I SHOULD'VE TAKEN
367
00:15:20,235 --> 00:15:21,665
THAT DOLL!
368
00:15:21,733 --> 00:15:23,793
- MAYBE LEFT ON ITS OWN LONELY
369
00:15:23,818 --> 00:15:25,898
QUEST FOR JUSTICE.
370
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,337
- YOU'RE NOT RELATED TO ME, ARE - YOU?
371
00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:30,073
- THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
372
00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:31,573
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
373
00:15:31,633 --> 00:15:32,893
- [ LAUGHS ]
374
00:15:32,918 --> 00:15:34,198
JUST RELAX, DEARY.
375
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,907
YOU WOULDN'T WANT A SILLY DOLLY
376
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,595
TO RUIN SUCH A WONDERFUL...
377
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:38,797
[ LAUGHS ] HAPPY...
378
00:15:38,867 --> 00:15:40,397
FUN-TIME PARTY!
379
00:15:40,467 --> 00:15:42,607
[ ALL MUMBLING ]
380
00:15:42,635 --> 00:15:44,795
OKAY, THEN.
381
00:15:44,867 --> 00:15:46,787
WHY NOT HAVE THE FIRST PIECE OF
382
00:15:46,818 --> 00:15:48,768
MY DELICIOUS TURKEY?
383
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:55,213
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
384
00:15:55,234 --> 00:16:01,634
- AAAAAH!
385
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,260
- OH, DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE A
386
00:16:03,285 --> 00:16:04,865
VEGETARIAN OR SOMETHING.
387
00:16:04,933 --> 00:16:06,503
I MEAN, IT'S JUST A TURKEY.
388
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:08,867
YAH! AAH!
389
00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:10,403
I'M SO FIRED.
390
00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:11,627
- FIRED, SCHMIRED.
391
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:12,900
WHERE'S THE TURKEY?
392
00:16:12,967 --> 00:16:14,327
I'M STARVIN' OVER HERE!
393
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,330
- HOW CAN YOU TALK ABOUT FOOD
394
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,301
AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
395
00:16:18,367 --> 00:16:20,457
- [ SOBS ]
396
00:16:20,485 --> 00:16:22,595
- THAT'S ENOUGH!!
397
00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:24,377
SOMEBODY HERE IS GUILTY OF
398
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:26,131
RAINBOW MONKEY MURDER.
399
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,770
AND NO ONE'S LEAVING...
400
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:37,833
UNTIL I DISCOVER WHO IT IS.
401
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,370
- WELL, DON'T LOOK AT ME!
402
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,873
I DIDN'T DO IT!
403
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:43,833
- OR DID YOU?
404
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,370
- AAH!
405
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:46,483
- [ CHUCKLES ]
406
00:16:46,501 --> 00:16:47,571
RIGHT. SORRY.
407
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,143
- HEY, HOW COME HOAGIE GETS TO
408
00:16:49,168 --> 00:16:50,698
BE DETECTIVE?
409
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:52,637
- BECAUSE MY KIDS NEXT DOOR
410
00:16:52,668 --> 00:16:54,568
TRAINING BEST QUALIFIES ME TO
411
00:16:54,633 --> 00:16:55,933
GET THE FACTS.
412
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,810
FOR INSTANCE, WHERE WERE YOU
413
00:16:57,835 --> 00:16:59,665
WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT?
414
00:16:59,733 --> 00:17:02,203
- I... I WENT UPSTAIRS.
415
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:04,507
- BUT I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE - RAINBOW MONKEY.
416
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,470
- YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING.
417
00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:07,303
SPILL IT!
418
00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:09,257
[ SOBS ]
419
00:17:09,285 --> 00:17:11,195
- HEY.
420
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:12,957
THIS WAS MY CANDY AND SODA, YOU
421
00:17:12,985 --> 00:17:14,695
ROTTEN STINKER.
422
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,797
YOU STOLE THIS FROM MY ROOM!
423
00:17:16,867 --> 00:17:18,997
- I-I'M SORRY, HOAGIE.
424
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:21,497
- WHY'D YOU DO IT, TOMMY?
425
00:17:21,567 --> 00:17:23,867
- I... I WAS...
426
00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:24,703
THIRSTY.
427
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:26,427
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
428
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,730
I WAS HUNGRY.
429
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,430
- THAT FISH IS THREE DAYS OLD,
430
00:17:29,451 --> 00:17:31,101
AND I AIN'T BUYIN' IT.
431
00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:32,427
- NOW, LOOK HERE, BOY.
432
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:33,800
- SIT DOWN!
433
00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:34,997
SING, TOMMY.
434
00:17:35,067 --> 00:17:36,527
- I WAS THIRSTY.
435
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,030
OOH! I MEAN HUNGRY.
436
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:38,700
AAH!
437
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:39,927
I MEAN THIRSTY. AAH!
438
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,180
I MEAN HUNGR...
439
00:17:41,201 --> 00:17:42,401
THUNGRY! HIRSTY!
440
00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:44,797
- I WANT THE TRUTH!
441
00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:48,567
- I WAS HUNGRY AND THIRSTY!
442
00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:50,483
[ ALL GASP ]
443
00:17:50,501 --> 00:17:52,371
CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
444
00:17:52,433 --> 00:17:54,903
YOU... OF ALL IMPORTANT.
445
00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:56,297
OOH!
446
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,027
- CAN WE PLEASE GET ON WITH
447
00:17:58,051 --> 00:17:59,731
THIS STUPID DOLLY INVESTIGATION?
448
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,130
I'M HUNGRY HERE!
449
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,030
- HUNGRY FOR REVENGE?
450
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,100
- NO!
451
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,243
HUNGRY FOR TURKEY, YOU CRAZY
452
00:18:05,268 --> 00:18:06,398
MUNCHKIN.
453
00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:08,367
SO I WANT SOME DINNER!
454
00:18:08,433 --> 00:18:10,033
- WELL, I WANT SOME JUSTICE.
455
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,590
JUSTICE WITH A NICE HELPING OF
456
00:18:11,618 --> 00:18:13,128
CONFESSION ON THE SIDE.
457
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,530
ANY ONE OF YOU COULD'VE DONE THE
458
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:15,901
DEED.
459
00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:16,967
MOM!
460
00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:18,683
- [ GASPS ] - I HEARD YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT
461
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:21,177
- THE RAINBOW MONKEY RUINING YOUR - DINNER PARTY.
462
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:22,857
FORKING THAT RAINBOW MONKEY IN
463
00:18:22,885 --> 00:18:24,495
THE BACK SOLVED THAT PROBLEM,
464
00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:25,197
DIDN'T IT?
465
00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:26,267
- NO!
466
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:27,433
OH, I MEAN YES.
467
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,880
[ SOBS ]
468
00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:30,301
I JUST WANTED A NICE DINNER.
469
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:32,567
- AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, GRANDMA?
470
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,173
YOU'RE OLD AND MEAN.
471
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:36,303
- YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, SONNY.
472
00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:38,327
AND I WOULD'VE DONE IT, TOO, IF
473
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,331
IT WASN'T FOR MY BACK AND MY
474
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,500
ARTHRITIS.
475
00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,477
- AND I GOT THIS FUNNY LITTLE - CRICK IN MY NECK.
476
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:44,400
OH, AND MY BUNION.
477
00:18:44,467 --> 00:18:46,387
- AND WHAT ABOUT YOU,
478
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,368
MR. SANBAN?
479
00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:49,963
WITH THE RAINBOW MONKEY GONE,
480
00:18:49,984 --> 00:18:51,534
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
481
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,490
YOUR DAUGHTERS' CONSTANT
482
00:18:53,518 --> 00:18:55,428
"BICKERING."
483
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,580
- [ SOBS ]
484
00:18:57,601 --> 00:18:59,701
I JUST WANTED MY BABIES TO BE
485
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:01,227
NICE TO EACH OTHER!
486
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:02,530
IS THAT SO BAD?
487
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,600
IS THAT SO WRONG?
488
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,077
[ SOBS ]
489
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,531
- UH, ALL RIGHT.
490
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,790
JUST, YOU KNOW, LIGHTEN UP,
491
00:19:08,818 --> 00:19:10,028
ALREADY.
492
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:10,700
OKAY?
493
00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:11,597
- OKAY.
494
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:12,767
THANK YOU.
495
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:14,273
- AND THEN THERE'S YOU.
496
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:15,593
YOU WERE JEALOUS OF YOUR
497
00:19:15,618 --> 00:19:16,898
DAUGHTER'S DOLLY.
498
00:19:16,967 --> 00:19:18,757
AND WE ALL KNOW IT'S NOT A LONG
499
00:19:18,785 --> 00:19:20,595
TRIP FROM JEALOUSY TO FORKING A
500
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:22,327
RAINBOW MONKEY IN THE BACK.
501
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,660
- I BOUGHT THAT DOLL FOR MY
502
00:19:23,685 --> 00:19:24,965
DAUGHTERS.
503
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,383
- IT'S THEIRS TO DO WITH AS THEY - PLEASE.
504
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,607
- BUT DID ANYONE OFFER ME A TURN - WITH IT?
505
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:30,800
A HUG?
506
00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:32,107
FIVE MINUTES OF RAINBOW MONKEY
507
00:19:32,135 --> 00:19:33,395
FUN?
508
00:19:33,467 --> 00:19:35,067
NO!
509
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:37,413
NOT ONE LITTLE, BITTY
510
00:19:37,434 --> 00:19:39,734
HUGGY WUGGY!
511
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,430
[ GRUNTS, SIGHS ]
512
00:19:42,451 --> 00:19:45,101
BUT I DIDN'T DO IT.
513
00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:47,167
I WAS POWDERING MY NOSE.
514
00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:49,873
- I KNOW YOU DIDN'T DO IT.
515
00:19:49,933 --> 00:19:52,133
THE REAL CULPRIT IS...
516
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,330
MUSHI!
517
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,370
- YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
518
00:19:55,433 --> 00:19:56,673
- I DON'T KID.
519
00:19:56,733 --> 00:19:58,493
SOMETIMES I SAY COOL JOKES AND
520
00:19:58,518 --> 00:20:00,298
PUNS AND STUFF.
521
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,527
BUT NEVER KID.
522
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,930
- BUT WHY WOULD I DO IT?
523
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,930
KUKI SAID SHE WAS GONNA SHARE
524
00:20:05,951 --> 00:20:07,901
THE DOLL WITH ME ANYWAY!
525
00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:08,727
- MAYBE.
526
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,700
BUT PERHAPS YOU COULDN'T WAIT.
527
00:20:10,767 --> 00:20:12,537
I MEAN, A POSH PARTY RAINBOW
528
00:20:12,568 --> 00:20:14,368
MONKEY IS PRETTY SPECIAL.
529
00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:16,013
SPECIAL ENOUGH TO GRAB FROM YOUR
530
00:20:16,034 --> 00:20:17,634
SISTER WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT.
531
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,680
- SPECIAL ENOUGH TO HUG ALL BY - YOURSELF.
532
00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:21,067
BUT YOU FORGOT SOMETHING.
533
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:22,393
THE POSH PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY
534
00:20:22,418 --> 00:20:23,698
COMES WITH CARE-AND-SHARE
535
00:20:23,767 --> 00:20:25,127
SIGHING ACTION.
536
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,580
- AND THE SECOND YOU HUGGED IT, - THE RAINBOW MONKEY TRIED TO LET
537
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OUT A BIG SIGH.
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00:20:29,033 --> 00:20:31,543
- AND THAT'S WHEN YOU REALIZED THE - ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF WAS
539
00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:32,827
TO SILENCE IT... FOR GOOD!
540
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,140
AND THEN YOU HID THE POOR
541
00:20:34,168 --> 00:20:35,428
RAINBOW MONKEY, HOPING NOBODY
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00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,500
WOULD FIND IT.
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00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,257
- I WOULDN'T DO SUCH A HORRIBLE
544
00:20:39,285 --> 00:20:40,995
THING!
545
00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:43,027
I LOVE RAINBOW MONKEYS!
546
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,500
I LOVE SHARING!
547
00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:46,327
- THEN PERHAPS YOU'D SHARE YOUR
548
00:20:46,351 --> 00:20:48,131
FORK WITH ME.
549
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,630
- UM, SURE. [ CHUCKLES ]
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00:20:50,651 --> 00:20:53,101
I...[ GASPS ]
551
00:20:53,167 --> 00:20:55,797
- OH, MUSHI!
552
00:20:55,867 --> 00:20:57,627
WHY?!
553
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:00,370
- BECAUSE YOU KEPT HOGGING IT!
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00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,093
AND SHOWING OFF ITS
555
00:21:02,118 --> 00:21:03,798
HUGGIGACIOUSNESS!
556
00:21:03,867 --> 00:21:06,097
IT DROVE ME NUTS!
557
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:08,567
- OH, MUSHI!
558
00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:11,103
I SHOULD'VE SHARED MORE!
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00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:12,727
- SHARED?
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00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,870
YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
561
00:21:15,933 --> 00:21:19,133
I WANTED IT ALL TO MYSELF!
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00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,080
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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00:21:21,101 --> 00:21:23,001
- MR. SANBAN, TAKE HER AWAY.
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00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:25,357
I HAVE A FEELING MUSHI IS GONNA
565
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,695
BE GROUNDED FOR A LONG, LONG
566
00:21:27,767 --> 00:21:28,797
TIME.
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00:21:28,867 --> 00:21:30,327
- THANK YOU FOR A MOST
568
00:21:30,351 --> 00:21:31,831
INTERESTING EVENING.
569
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:33,510
BUT I THINK WE'LL JUST GO GET
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00:21:33,535 --> 00:21:35,165
OURSELVES SOME PIZZA TONIGHT.
571
00:21:35,233 --> 00:21:36,813
I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU
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00:21:36,834 --> 00:21:38,434
MONDAY IN YOUR NEW OFFICE AND
573
00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,000
DEPUTY SUBACCOUNTS MANAGER.
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00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:41,827
- OH! WELL [LAUGHS] THANK YOU,
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00:21:41,851 --> 00:21:43,631
MRS. MADAME HEAD OF ACCOUNTING
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00:21:43,700 --> 00:21:44,800
MA'AM, SIR, MA'AM.
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00:21:44,867 --> 00:21:46,107
[ LAUGHS ]
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00:21:46,135 --> 00:21:47,395
OH, THANK YOU, MRS. SANBAN!
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00:21:47,467 --> 00:21:49,097
- OH, PLEASE, CALL ME GENKI.
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00:21:49,167 --> 00:21:50,507
AND AS FOR YOU,
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00:21:50,535 --> 00:21:51,895
MR. YOUNG DETECTIVE, PERHAPS NOW
582
00:21:51,967 --> 00:21:53,377
YOU CAN INVESTIGATE WHAT
583
00:21:53,401 --> 00:21:54,831
HAPPENED TO YOUR MOTHER'S
584
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:55,300
TURKEY.
585
00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:56,527
- MAYBE.
586
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,830
BUT DISCOVERING WHO ATE A
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00:21:57,851 --> 00:21:59,101
LEMON-BASTED TURKEY WITH
588
00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:01,637
- CRANBERRY STUFFING... THAT WON'T - BE EASY.
589
00:22:01,733 --> 00:22:02,983
- [ CLICKS TONGUE ]
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00:22:03,001 --> 00:22:04,271
I DON'T RECALL YOUR MOTHER
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00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:05,763
MENTIONING WHAT KIND OF STUFFING
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00:22:05,784 --> 00:22:07,234
SHE PUT IN THE TURKEY.
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00:22:07,300 --> 00:22:08,630
- WELL, YEAH!
594
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,570
I NEVER MENTIONED IT!
595
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:12,463
HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN JR., WHAT
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00:22:12,484 --> 00:22:14,334
HAPPENED TO MY TURKEY?!
597
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,300
- WELL, UH, Y-YOU SEE...
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00:22:16,367 --> 00:22:17,727
OOH! I-I CAN EXPLAIN!
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00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,140
IT WAS...
600
00:22:19,168 --> 00:22:20,528
- YOU ATE MY TURKEY, YOU LITTLE
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00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,700
SHERLOCK HOLMES!
602
00:22:21,767 --> 00:22:22,697
TAKE THAT!
603
00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:24,497
AND THAT! AND THAT!
604
00:22:24,567 --> 00:22:26,567
AND THAT, TOO.
605
00:22:26,633 --> 00:22:28,403
THERE'S NO TURKEY.
606
00:22:28,467 --> 00:22:29,737
THEY HAVE A DINNER WITH NO MAIN
607
00:22:29,768 --> 00:22:31,068
COURSE.
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00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:32,033
THE LITTLE HAGEULAH.
609
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,370
HE EATS ALL THE TURKEY.
610
00:22:33,433 --> 00:22:34,173
THAT'S FINE.
611
00:22:34,233 --> 00:22:35,503
THEY CALL HIM NUMBAH 2.
612
00:22:35,567 --> 00:22:37,677
- HE'S GONNA BE NUMBAH 4 IN AN - INSTANT.
613
00:22:37,767 --> 00:22:38,397
I'M HUNGRY!
614
00:22:38,467 --> 00:22:39,497
WHAT CAN I MAKE HERE?
615
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,367
WHAT'S SHE GOT?
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00:22:40,433 --> 00:22:41,233
SHE'S GOT EGGS.
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00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:42,570
I COULD MAKE AN OMELET.
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00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:44,993
- IF I WANTED AN OMELET, I - WOULD'VE GOTTEN UP AND EATEN AT
619
00:22:45,033 --> 00:22:45,633
BREAKFAST.
620
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:46,530
I NEED DINNER FOOD.
621
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,500
I NEED FOOD FOR ME.
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00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,337
- I NEED FOOD FOR MY HUNGRY - STOMACH.
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00:22:49,433 --> 00:22:51,613
- I'M NOT SURE WHAT I WANT TO EAT, - THOUGH.
624
00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:52,700
WHAT AM I CRAVING?
625
00:22:52,767 --> 00:22:53,767
A MAN WITH A JOB.
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00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,140
[ LAUGHS ]
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00:22:55,168 --> 00:22:56,528
SOMETIME I CRACK MYSELF UP.