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FASTER, NUMBUH 5!
FASTER!
WOULD YOU STOP?!
NO TIME!
GOT TO KEEP MOVING!
WOULD YOU RELAX?
- WE ARE NOT GONNA MISS LUNCH IF - WE WALK.
- >> BUT IT'S CHOCOLATE-PUDDING - DAY!
QUICK... WE'LL CUT THROUGH THE
FIRST-GRADE HALLWAY.
COME ON!
THE CAFETERIA'S RIGHT ON THE
OTHER SIDE.
WHOA!
NOW WHAT?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN SUCH A
HURR...
MAN, THOSE SCHOOL BUDGET CUTS
ARE MURDER.
THAT'S NOT IT.
SOMETHING'S WRONG HERE.
[ WIND HOWLS ]
OH, PLEASE, HELP US.
PLEASE!
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GO THE
LONG WAY.
YOU HAVE COME AT LAST!
ENTER, MY FRIENDS.
PLEASE, ENTER.
COME, COME!
WE KNEW YOU WOULD COME TO SAVE
THE FIRST GRADE.
SO WAS IT WRITTEN ONLY THIS
MORNING IN ARTS AND CRAFTS.
RIGHT.
UH, WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
HE CAME THIS MORNING AND TOOK
THAT WHICH IS MOST PRECIOUS TO
US... OUR CLASS' BLESSED PET
BUNNY, MR. FLUFFALUPAGUS.
AFTER HE ESCAPED DEEP INTO THE
JUNGLE GYM ON THE UPPER
PLAYGROUND, OUR WATER FOUNTAINS
DRIED UP, OUR CRAYONS BROKE, AND
OUR MILK TURNED SOUR.
YOU SEE, WHEN THEY STOLE
MR. FLUFFALUPAGUS, THEY STOLE
THE HEART OF THE FIRST GRADE.
BUT NOW THAT YOU HAVE COME, WE
ARE ASSURED THAT YOU WILL BRING
MR. FLUFFALUPAGUS BACK AND THE
GREAT TIME OF RECESS SHALL
BEGIN.
SO HAPPY!
HEY, WE'RE THE "KIDS NEXT
DOOR."
OF COURSE WE'LL HELP YOU GET
YOUR BUNNY BACK...
RIGHT AFTER WE GET SOME LUNCH!
WE'LL HELP NOW!
BUT FIRST YOU GOT TO TELL US WHO
DID THIS.
HE DID NOT GIVE HIS NAME.
HE ONLY LAUGHED AS HE SAID THAT
THIS WOULD SERVE AS PAYMENT!
MR. HEINRICH!
MR. HEINRICH VON MARZIPAN, SIR,
THE TEMPLE IS JUST AHEAD, JUST
LIKE I SAID, SIR!
SO NOW YOU WON'T TAKE
HOPSY-MOPSY AWAY, RIGHT?
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT, MY
JESSICA.
ONWARD!
SCHNELL! SCHNELL!
LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT
BEFORE ANYONE GOES CHASING DOWN
SOME BAD GUY IN A JUNGLE GYM,
THEY GET SOME LUNCH.
AT THE VERY LEAST, THEY HAVE
SOME FRENCH FRIES TO KEEP THEIR
ENERGY UP.
NUMBUH 2, IF WE DON'T GET
THAT RABBIT BACK, THOSE FIRST
GRADERS WON'T SURVIVE UNTIL
THEIR PARENTS PICK THEM UP.
NOW ARE YOU READY?
READY FOR LUNCH.
I'M JOKING!
SHEESH!
SO HOW FAR DOES THIS JUNGLE GYM
GO?
[ Echoing ] NOBODY KNOWS!
NOBODY KNOWS!
[ DRUMS BEAT ]
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
MM-HMM.
WHATEVER THEY'RE UP TO, IT'S
ALREADY STARTED.
NO!
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TAKE MY
HOPSY-MOPSY!
AH, I SAY SO MANY THINGS I DO
NOT MEAN, LIKE "NO MORE GUMDROPS
FOR ME, " OR " WHO WOULD LIKE SOME
OF MY LOLLIPOPS?"
START ON THE TEST!
[ CHANTING ]
NO!
BEHOLD, JESSICA, AS YOUR
RABBIT TOY IS MADE SWEET BY THE
WORLD'S MOST FANTASTIC
CHOCOLATE!
NO!
AH!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
AAH!
OOH, DELICIOUS!
AAH-OH!
BUT IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD TASTE
LIKE IF WE WERE TO MAKE A
CHOCOLATE BUNNY WITH A REAL
BUNNY?
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
DIPPING BUNNIES INTO A
CHOCOLATE VOLCANO?
HEINY'S GONE COCA-CRAZY!
WE'RE GONNA NEED A PLAN.
I GOT A PLAN!
GOOD IDEA.
YOU'LL GO DOWN AND DISTRACT
HEINRICH, AND I'LL GRAB THE
RABBIT.
DISTRACT?
HA HA!
- I'M GOING AFTER SOME OF THAT - CHOCOLATE.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
I'M SO SORRY,
HERR FLUFFALUPAGUS, BUT I'M
AFRAID IT IS TIME FOR ME TO
TASTE THE 100% NATURAL CHOCOLATE
BUNNY, YAH?
ENJOY YOUR DIP!
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
OH, I CRACK "MEINSELF" UP.
[ CHANTING ]
[ SQUEALS ]
HUH?
[ GRUNTING ]
INTRUDER!
GET HIM!
HA HA!
YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN
THAT!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
HUH?
THAT'S BETTER.
AAH!
AAAHHHH!
[ BUBBLING ]
AAH.
LICORICE!
TURN THE WHEEL THE OTHER WAY!
WHA-OH!
ABIGAIL LINCOLN.
I MIGHT HAVE KNOWN!
HEY, THAT'S MINE!
DON'T WORRY, BUNNY.
THE "KIDS NEXT DOOR" WILL TAKE
CARE OF... AAH!
WHAA!
NUMBUH 5'S GONNA NEED SOME HELP
HERE.
I'LL HELP.
THIS WHOLE THING'S MY FAULT
ANYWAY.
LISTEN, KID.
YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
OKAY, YOU CAN HELP.
IMBECILES!
YOU ARE ALL FIRED!
TAKE THAT!
OKAY, I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE.
HUH?
YAH!
NOW WHERE DID SHE... [ GASPS ]
AAAHHHH!
WHEN NUMBUH 5 GETS HERE,
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAAAYY!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
YOU KNOW, ALL OF MY LIFE IT HAS
BEEN MY DREAM TO MAKE THE
CHOCOLATE BUNNIES OUT OF THE
REAL BUNNIES.
BUT NEVER ONCE DID I THINK TO
MAKE THE CHOCOLATE "KIDS NEXT
DOOR" OPERATIVES.
I WONDER HOW YOU WILL TASTE.
AUF WIEDERSEHEN, "KIDS NEXT...
WHOA-WHOA!
AAH!
AAAHHHH!
NO!
HEINRICH!
HEINRICH.
SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR WHAT YOU
DID TO HOPSY-MOPSY!
HUH?
[ GASPS ]
[ SCREAMING ]
HURRY, GUYS!
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
HI-YA!
WELL, AT LEAST I DIDN'T LOSE
YOU.
YOU DID FINE, KID.
JUST FINE.
YAY!
HA HA HA HA HA!
WE KNEW YOU WERE COMING BACK
WHEN OUR WATER FOUNTAINS BEGAN
TO FLOW AGAIN!
I'M SORRY, SIDNEY.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE HELPED HEINRICH
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
OH-HOO!
WHOA!
NOW DO YOU SEE THE POWER OF
MR. FLUFFALUPAGUS?
YEAH, I GET IT, BUT, MAN, I'M
SO HUNGRY IT'S NOT EVEN "BUNNY"!
NUH-UH!
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.
- THAT IS THE LAMEST LINE NUMBUH 5 - HAS HEARD OUT OF YOU YET.
- I'M GONNA BEAT THOSE DUMB JOKES - OUT OF YOU!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
EXCELLENT WORK, PEOPLE.
THANKS TO THESE BLUEPRINTS
STOLEN BY MR. WINK AND MR. FIBB,
AND MY BRILLIANT PLANNING, THE
"KIDS NEXT DOOR" TREE HOUSE WILL
SOON BE OURS.
IMAGINE THEIR SURPRISE WHEN
THEY DISCOVER WE CONTROL ALL OF
THEIR 2x4 TECHNOLOGY.
I CAN'T WAIT TO INSTALL
DENTAL EQUIPMENT IN EVERY ROOM.
A MOST EXCELLENT ENDEAVOR.
WOULDN'T YOU AGREE, MR. FIBB?
MOST CERTAINLY, MR. WINK.
HERE'S TO POLISHING OFF THOSE
BRATS ONCE AND FOR ALL!
POLISHING AND CHECKING FOR
RECEDING GUM LINES!
[ ALL LAUGH EVILLY ]
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
QUICK, EVERYBODY!
HIDE.
[ RINGING CONTINUES ]
IS HE GONE?
I'll check!
HEY, GUYS!
AW, GEEZ, IT'S THE
TOILENATOR.
CAN I COME IN?
OH!
HUH?
CAN I, HUH?
CAN I?
HUH?
SURE, SURE.
YAY!
SORRY I'M LATE, BUT MY E-MAIL
SAID THE MEETING WAS AT THE
ANTARCTIC ICEBERG INN.
IT'S A GOOD THING I CALLED TO
CONFIRM, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A
SUPERVILLAINS' MEETING.
I WOULD HAVE BEEN STUCK ON SOME
INACCESSIBLE ISLAND IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN.
PRETTY FUNNY, HUH, KNIGHTBRACE?
UH, YEAH, FUNNY LIKE TOOTH
DECAY.
SO WHAT'S THE PLAN TO FINISH
OFF THOSE "KIDS NEXT DOOR" THIS
TIME?
CAN I HELP?
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
HUH?!
WHY NOT?
BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS RUIN OUR
PLANS.
INVARIABLY, MR. WINK.
BUT... BUT... BUT...
BUT NOTHING!
THE "KIDS NEXT DOOR" FOOL YOU
EVERY TIME YOU FACE THEM!
DO NOT!
DO, TOO!
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU
LET NUMBUH 1 INTO OUR SECRET
LAIR WHEN HIS ONLY DISGUISE WAS
A T-SHIRT WITH "I'M NOT NUMBUH
1" WRITTEN ON IT?
WELL, I NEVER EXPECTED AN
ARTICLE OF CLOTHING TO LIE.
AAH!
FACE IT, LOO.
YOU'RE TOO GULLIBLE.
YEAH.
OUR BRILLIANT PLAN DOESN'T
INCLUDE A SOGGY VILLAIN WHO WILL
GET OUTSMARTED BY THE "KIDS NEXT
DOOR."
[ CRYING ]
OH, NO, COME ON.
DON'T, DON'T.
OH, GEEZ.
OKAY, OKAY, CALM DOWN, WILL YOU?
YOU'RE RUINING MY CARPET.
YOU CAN HELP BY, UM, GOING TO
GET US SOME COFFEE OR SOMETHING.
OH, HEAVENS NO!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT CAFFEINE DOES
TO YOUR... REGULARITY?
OKAY, OKAY!
THEN GET US SOME DECAF.
JUST GO ALREADY!
YAY!
I WILL NOT FAIL YOU!
TOILENATOR... AWAY!
WELL, FINALLY, HE'S GONE.
SO LET'S GET GOING BEFORE HE
GETS BACK.
GIVE ME FOUR DECAF LENTIL 1%
MOCHA COFFEECINOS AND A MILK,
PLEASE.
STUCK PICKING UP COFFEE FOR
REAL VILLAINS, HUH?
YOU BETCHA!
NO!
I'M A BIG-TIME VILLAIN, MISTER.
YEAH, YEAH, SURE YOU ARE.
[ WHISTLES ]
OOH!
I'LL SHOW YOU!
I WON'T JUST DELIVER THE COFFEE.
I'LL ALSO, UM...
I'LL...
I'LL ALSO DESTROY THE "KIDS NEXT
DOOR" SINGLE-HANDEDLY!
AND THEN MR. BOSS AND THE OTHERS
WILL LOVE ME AND INVITE ME TO GO
BOWLING WITH THEM ON TUESDAYS!
DO YOU HEAR ME?!
BO-O-O-WLING!
YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU, BIG GUY.
THAT WILL BE $543.26.
HA HA!
THE COAST IS CLEAR.
KNIGHTBRACE, YOU'RE ON.
[ BUZZING ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ SQUEALING ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
I HEREBY CLAIM THIS TREE HOUSE
FOR ADULTS!
YAY!
"KIDS NEXT DOOR"...PREPARE TO
BE FLUSHED!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
OH, GREAT.
STUPID GOLDEN TOILET!
HA!
OW! OW!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
HEY, GET OUT OF MY ROOM,
KNIGHTBRACE.
NO FAIR.
I CALLED IT!
I'M THE BOSS, SO I GET
NUMBUH 1's ROOM.
NOW BEAT IT.
FINE!
I'LL TAKE NUMBUH 4's ROOM.
THESE TOYS ARE MOST AMUSING,
MR. WINK.
MOST AMUSING INDEED,
MR. FIBB.
♪ RAINBOW MONKEYS,
RAINBOW MONKEYS ♪
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ Deep voice ] FOOLISH ONES, YOU
ARE MINE!
FOR NONE CAN ESCAPE THE
FEARSOME, HORRIBLE WRATH OF...
THE TERMI-TOILENATOR!
[ Normal voice ] OR MAYBE THE
TOILA-TERMINATOR.
OOH!
OR THE FEARSOME FLUSHIFIER!
I COULDN'T REALLY DECIDE WHICH
ONE SOUNDED COOLER.
PHEW!
I THOUGHT WE WERE IN TROUBLE FOR
A SECOND THERE.
OH, YOU'RE IN MORE TROUBLE
THAN YOU KNOW, NUMBUH 1!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'M MR. BOSS.
OH, HEY THERE, MR. BOSS.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HER...
HEY, WAIT A SECOND.
VERY CLEVER, NIGEL UNO!
HUH?
IT'S A GOOD THING MR. BOSS
WARNED ME ABOUT YOUR CLEVER
TRICKS AND DISGUISES.
I'D RECOGNIZE THAT BALD HEAD
ANYWHERE!
BALD?
I'M JUST THINNING AT THE TOP A
BIT, REAL...
I THINK WE'VE SEEN QUITE
ENOUGH, MR. WINK.
INDEED, MR. FIBB.
NICE COSTUMES, NUMBUHS 3 AND
5!
THEY REALLY... TAKE THE CAKE!
WHOO!
WHOA!
NUMBUH 2, THE PORTLY MEMBER
OF THE TEAM.
PORTLY!
RRAAAA!
OW! OW! OW!
HEY, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE
RACKET OUT HERE?!
NUMBUH 4, MY GREATEST
NEMESIS!
YAAAHHH!
AY-YAAAH!
YOU'RE IN MY BOWL NOW, JERK!
SO CONSIDER YOURSELF...
FL-U-U-USHED!
NO, WAIT!
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
SOMEBODY HELP ME!
AAHHH!
I... I... DID IT!
I DEFEATED THE "KIDS NEXT DOOR!"
AND TO THINK I DID IT ALL BEFORE
3:00?
HEY, SHOULDN'T YOU KIDS BE IN
SCHOOL?
WE JUST GOT OUT OF CLASS.
AND YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR
AN AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL
BUTT-KICKING, TOILET FACE!
WHA...?
OH, THIS... THIS IS HORRIBLE!
I FORGOT TO BRING THE COFFEE!
OH, NO!
GET HIM!
OW! OOH! OW!
THAT'S MY FLUSHING HAND!
STOP!
OOH! OW!
STOP IT!
STOP, PLEASE!
I FLUSH WITH THAT ONE!
NO, STOP!
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
OH!
OH, FLUSH.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.