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AND SO I REALIZED THAT I
NEEDED ANOTHER PEN TO FINISH MY
BIG REPORT FOR MR. BOSS.
AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
I WAS PLUMB OUT OF PENS.
SO I DECIDED TO TAKE A VISIT TO
THE OLD SUPPLY CLOSET, OR AN
"S.C.," AS WE CALL IT AROUND THE
OFFICE.
[ CRYING ]
SO, I WAS WALKING DOWN THE
HALL TO GET THAT DUMB PEN, WHEN
WHAT DO I SEE?
THE OLD DRINKING FOUNTAIN,
OR THE "D.F."
- [ LAUGHS ] - WELL, I THOUGHT, "MAYBE I'LL
TAKE A LITTLE OLD SIP."
BUT IN THE END...
[ SIGHS ]
[ GULPS ]
OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU,
WALLABEE.
YOU'LL BE A BIG, STRONG ADULT IN
NO TIME IF YOU KEEP EATING YOUR
BRUSSELS SPROUTS.
BRUSSELS SPROUTS!
AAHHH!
[ CHOKING ]
[ SQUEALING ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
[ CHOKING ]
COME ON, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
- >> [ GASPS ] - NO, WAIT!
MOM, MAY I BE EXCUSED FROM THE
TABLE?
WHY, CERTAINLY, MY LITTLE
MARSUPIAL.
THANK YOU.
OHH!
[ GROANING ]
COME ON!
GO, GO, GO!
RIGHT, THEN GEORGE ASKED ME
IF I HAVE ANY PAPER CLIPS.
HIS CHOLESTEROL IS DROPPING
FAST!
ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 4, WHAT DID
YOU EAT?
UHH... BRUSSELS SPROUTS.
[ ALL GASP ]
YOU DIDN'T SWALLOW IT, DID
YOU?
I...
I... YES.
WE NEED A CAT SCAN, STAT!
EASY, NUMBUH 4.
HELP IS ON THE WAY.
HERE YOU GO.
[ CAT MEOWS ]
OH, THERE'S A SPROUT IN
THERE, ALL RIGHT.
SURGERY'S TOO RISKY.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SHRINKIFY
TO REMOVE THAT SPROUT.
NUMBUH 2, I WANT TO BE IN
MED LAB 10 MINUTES AGO.
10 MINUTES AGO COMING UP!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
LET'S MOVE, PEOPLE!
I NEVER MEANT TO EAT THE
VEGETABLE.
I'M... I'M SORRY.
SAVE YOUR ENERGY, NUMBUH 4.
WE'LL GET THAT SPROUT.
REALLY?
CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO...
UH... YEAH, SURE.
OKAY, HERE'S THE PLAN...
NUMBUH 2, NUMBUH 5, AND I WILL
- SHRINKIFY IT INTO NUMBUH 4's - BODY.
NUMBUH 3, YOU MONITOR THE
SITUATION FROM HERE.
NUMBUH 2, IS IT READY?
IS IT EVER!
SAY HELLO TO THE...
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
I.T.S.I.B.I.T.S.Y.... INCREDIBLY
TINIFIED SPIDER INVADES BODILY
INTERIOR TO STOP YUCKINESS.
NOW, REMEMBER TO PUT US IN
THE NASAL CAVITY.
IF WE GO IN THROUGH THE MOUTH,
WE'LL BE CHEWED TO BITS.
WE ONLY HAVE POWER FOR 6
MINUTES OF SHRINKIFICATION, SO
EVERY SECOND COUNTS.
SO LET'S GO!
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
WHAT?!
YOU SAID "GO"!
KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE
STATIONS!
1...
2...
3...
[ Groaning ] 4...
MAN, HE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD.
LET'S DO THIS, NUMBUH 2.
ROGER THAT.
SHRINKIFICATION COMPLETE,
CAPTAIN.
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
OHH, YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE!
HERE WE GO!
[ LAUGHS ]
♪ LA LA LA
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
♪ LA LA LA LA
HERE WE ARE.
HMM...
DID NUMBUH 5 SAY "NASAL" OR
"NAVEL"?
OH, YEAH... NASAL!
UP YOUR NOSE, UP YOUR NOSE.
HERE WE GO... UP YOUR NOSE!
[ ALL GROANING ]
ALL RIGHT, STEADY AS SHE
GOES, NUMBUH 2.
[ RUMBLING ]
WHAT'S GOING ON, NUMBUH 2?
I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK WE'RE STUCK.
SCANS SHOW WE'RE BEING TURNED
INTO BOULDEROUS MUCASIOUS
MOLDINGS.
IN ENGLISH, NUMBUH 5!
WE'RE BEING BOOGIFIED!
I CAN'T BREAK US FREE!
WE NEED A PLAN HERE!
THEN HOLD ON, 'CAUSE
NUMBUH 5's GOT A PLAN!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GETTING US OUT OF HERE, BABY.
OHH...
UH!
AHH...
HOLD ON!
GOOD WORK, NUMBUH 5.
YEAH, BUT WHERE ARE WE?
ACCORDING TO MY READOUTS,
WE'RE IN NUMBUH 4's BRAIN
CAVITY.
TIME'S RUNNING OUT.
WE'RE GOT TO KEEP MOVING.
ALREADY ON IT.
WHAT THE...
THIS SHIP'S SINKING!
WE'RE BEING ABSORBED INTO
NUMBUH 4's BRAIN JUICE.
NUMBUH 5, SHOOT THE GRAPPLING
HOOK ONTO NUMBUH 4's BRAIN AND
SWING US OUT.
I DON'T KNOW.
THAT TARGET IS PRETTY SMALL.
DO IT!
HERE GOES NOTHING!
"E" = MC SQUARED.
- SHAKESPEARE'S CONTRIBUTION TO - ELIZABETHAN LITERATURE IS
IMMEASURABLE.
- INTEREST RATES WILL NEVER AGAIN - BE SO ADVANTAGEOUS FOR HOME
OWNERSHIP.
EHHHHH.
UH.
NICE SHOT, NUMBUH 5.
NOW RE...
WHOA!
Come in, Numbuh 3.
How's the patient?
I... WANT TO... CLEAN MY ROOM.
OH! HURRY, GUYS!
THE SPROUT'S TAKING OVER!
YOU HEARD NUMBUH 3...
STEP ON IT.
UM, GUYS, I THINK WE'RE HERE.
THE BRUSSELS SPROUT.
[ ALL GROANING ]
ALL RIGHT, SINCE WE'VE USED
OUR GRAPPLE GETTING OUT OF THE
BRAIN, TWO OF US WILL HAVE TO GO
- OUT THERE TO ATTACH CABLES BY - HAND.
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S HOW WE'LL
CHOOSE... EENY, MEENY, MINY...
I AIN'T GOIN'.
[ GRUMBLES ]
UHH.
I GOTTA... REMEMBER TO DO... MY
EXTRA-CREDIT HOMEWORK.
HANG IN THERE, NUMBUH 4.
YOU HAVE TO PULL THROUGH!
YOU'RE MY...
HOLD ON!
ALMOST THERE, GUYS.
TARGET ACQUIRED.
ATTEMPTING TO ATTACH CLAMPS NOW.
Be careful out there, guys.
DON'T FALL INTO THAT GROSS
STOMACH JUICE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME
TWICE.
CLAMPS SECURE.
BEGIN REELING.
ROCKIN' AND REELIN'!
UGH!
- TALK ABOUT STOMACH-TURNING... - THIS...
WHOA!
WHAT WAS THAT?
GUYS, GET OUT OF THERE NOW!
NO!
NUMBUH 4's DIGESTING US!
THE CABLE!
OH, THINK FAST, NUMBUH 5.
THINK FAST.
AUTOPILOT ENGAGED.
[ GURGLING ]
AUTOPILOT ENGAGED.
EWWW, THAT'S NASTY!
NUMBUH 5 CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S
DOING THIS!
BLECH!
AH, GOTCHA!
AUTOPILOT ENGAGED.
AUTOPILOT OPERATING.
AHHH!
OHHH!
GUYS, GET TO THE SHIP!
OHH!
HURRY!
OW! WATCH THE HEAD NOW!
SORRY.
COMING THROUGH.
WHOA, LOOK OUT!
SORRY!
ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 2, FULL
THROTTLE!
BUT WHAT ABOUT NUMBUH 5?
UHH.
AHHH!
WHOA!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
PUNCH IT, NUMBUH 2!
REGROWTH INITIATING, "T"
MINUS 10 SECONDS.
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!
8... 7... 6... 5...
[ GROANS ]
3... 2... 1.
UHH!
HUH?
AAHHHHH!
OHH.
HEY, THANKS.
EWW!
NUMBUH 5, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, NUMBUH 5 IS ALL RIGHT.
HEH HEH HEH!
SO I GOT TO THE OLD "S.C.,"
OR "SUPPLY CLOSET" FOR YOU
CIVILIANS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT WAS PLUMB OUT OF PENS!
[ CHUCKLES ]
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
HA! NO WORRIES, DEAR.
YOUR FATHER WAS JUST TELLING THE
MOST AMUSING STORY.
[ LAUGHS ]
SURE ENOUGH, KID.
YOU SEE, I WAS JUST TELLING YOUR
MUM ABOUT HOW WE WERE OUT OF
PENS.
WELL, NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS IN
A PICKLE OF A JAR OF A
SITUATION, AND... WHY, SON!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED LIVER.
LIVER!
[ HUMMING ]
ABIGAIL, HURRY UP OR YOU'LL BE
LATE FOR SCHOOL, WITH THE
CLASSES AND THE LEARNING AND...
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT, DON'T YOU?
I'M GOING, DAD.
I'M GOING.
DID YOU FINISH YOUR REPORT
FOR SOCIAL STUDIES CLASS?
IT'S RIGHT HERE, DAD, WITH
THE WORDS AND THE LETTERS AND
THE PAPERS AND... OH, YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
- >> DON'T SAY THAT TO YOUR OLD - DAD.
NOW GET GOING, MISS FUTURE HONOR
ROLL STUDENT.
[ LAUGHS ]
SURE THING, POP.
[ DOG GROWLING ]
[ SHUDDERS ]
[ GROWLING CONTINUES ]
NOW...
JUST KEEP ON WALKIN'.
JUST KEEP ON STEPPIN'.
IT'S GONNA BE FINE.
[ GROWLING ]
WHO'S THERE?
[ OWL HOOTS ]
HELLO?
[ SNARLS ]
NICE DOGGY.
AAHHH!
[ PANTING ]
OKAY, DOGGY, FETCH THAT STICK!
[ THUD ]
[ DOG YIPS ]
HEH HEH HEH.
WHEW!
MAN, THAT WAS...
CLOSE.
AAHHH!
[ SCREAMING, SNARLING ]
MY REPORT!
[ DOG BELCHES ]
NO!
NO...
WHICH PROVES IRREFUTABLY THAT
OURS IS THE BESTEST STATE IN THE
WHOLE WORLD!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ SNORING ]
[ GROANS ]
THANK YOU, VALERIE, FOR YOUR
VERY THOROUGH REPORT ON THE
HISTORY OF OUR STATE AND YOUR
FAMILY'S HISTORIC PLACE IN IT.
THANK YOU, MRS. THOMPSON.
AND LIKE ANY REALLY GOOD, SMART,
HONOR-SOCIETY STUDENT, I HAVE
FOOTNOTES, TOO.
YES, VERY NICE.
NOW LET'S HEAR OUR OTHER STAR
STUDENT'S REPORT.
HMPH!
ABIGAIL.
ABIGAIL!
HUH.
OOH! OOH! OOH!
I CAN READ MY REPORT,
MRS. THOMPSON.
BLECH!
UM, NO, THANK YOU, WALLABEE.
I JUST ATE BREAKFAST.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
MISS LINCOLN, SO NICE OF YOU TO
JOIN US TODAY.
PERHAPS YOU WOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH
TO READ US YOUR REPORT NOW.
UH... I CAN'T.
A DOG ATE IT.
[ SNICKERS ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
NOW, ABBY, IF YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR
HOMEWORK, YOU CAN JUST TELL ME.
I AM TELLING YOU!
A BIG, MEAN, HOMEWORK-EATING DOG
ATTACKED ME AND ATE MY REPORT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
> [ GRUMBLES ]
I'M SORRY, ABBY, BUT IF YOU'RE
GOING TO INSIST ON THIS
RIDICULOUS STORY OF YOURS, I AM
GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE YOU A
DOUBLE "F" MINUS.
HEY, BUT...
NO, NO, NO.
NO BUTS, AND "HAY" IS FOR
HORSES, YOUNG LADY.
[ SIGHS ]
SO, MR. GILLIGAN, LET'S HEAR
YOUR REPORT, THEN.
ALL RIGHTY.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
MY REPORT IS ENTITLED, "OUR
STATE'S BEST FRIEND, THE
AIRPLANE."
[ CLASS GROANS ]
TOO BAD, FLABIGAIL!
YOU'LL NEVER BE A MEMBER OF THE
HONOR SOCIETY, LIKE MOI, IF YOUR
GRADES KEEP GOING TO THE DOGS.
CAREFUL, SMARTY-PANTS.
I SAW YOUR DOG COME OUT OF YOUR
HOUSE BEFORE IT ATTACKED ME.
[ GASPS ]
MY DOG DID NOTHING OF THE SORT.
MY DOG IS ADORABLE, SWEET, AND
SMART, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I
KNOW.
WELL, YOU BETTER WRITE A
PAPER ABOUT YOUR DOG 'CAUSE
IT'S HISTORY!
- >> [ GASPS ] - >> GIRLS!
MAY I REMIND YOU THAT THERE IS
SUCH A THING AS A TRIPLE "F"
MINUS IN MY CLASS.
SORRY, MISS THOMPSON.
OH, MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
MRS. THOMPSON WOULDN'T LET ME
READ MY REPORT.
IT'S INCREDIBLY POWERFUL!
LISTEN TO THIS...
FOUR SCORE AND 17 GOES
AFTERNOON, GENERAL REAGAN
CROSSED THE OCEAN AND DISCOVERED
THE AUTOMOBILE.
YEAH, THAT'S POWERFUL ENOUGH
TO MAKE ME SICK.
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE
YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR REPORT.
I TOLD YOU, VALERIE'S DOG
ATTACKED ME AND ATE IT!
A DOG, HUH?
I HATE THOSE THINGS.
THEY THINK THEY'RE SO COOL WITH
THEIR FLOPPY EARS AND GETTING
ALL THE ATTENTION AND EVERYONE
GOING ALL [ MUTTERS ] OVER THEM.
BLECH!
I SAY WE GO TO VALERIE'S HOUSE
AND SLAM THAT DIRTY MUTT INTO A
PERMANENT TUNNEL.
WE'LL HELP YOU.
WE WILL?
UH, I, UH, I-I DON'T KNOW.
I'M KIND OF AFRAID OF SOME KINDS
OF DOGS.
COULD YOU DESCRIBE IT AGAIN,
NUMBUH 5?
IT WAS BIG, VICIOUS,
SNARLING, AND HAD THE STRENGTH
OF 10 MEN.
YEP, THAT'S THE KIND OF DOG
I'M AFRAID OF.
WELL, I SAY BRING IT ON!
COME ON!
AAHHH!
- >> LET'S TEACH THAT MUTT A - LESSON!
AAHHH!
THIS IS THE PLACE.
ALL RIGHT, THEN, LET'S GO
KICK SOME MUTT BUTT!
AAHHH!
SHUT UP.
[ CHUCKLES MENACINGLY ]
[ SHUDDERS ]
He's in there.
THAT MUTT IS MINE.
[ GASPS ]
SO, UH, IT'S COOL IF I JUST
STAY HERE, RIGHT?
AAHHHHHHH!
BYE!
GET BACK HERE.
BUT I'M ALLERGIC TO FANGS.
OH!
I CAN'T... I CAN'T POSSIBLY
FIGHT A DOG THIS... THIS...
ADORABLE!
[ BARKS ]
OH, WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT
THAT WITTLE, PRETTY...
AW, WHAT A CUTE PUPPY.
B-BUT THAT'S NOT THE...
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
AAHHH!
OH, YOU'RE LITTLE AND CUDDLY.
GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF
TINKY PUPPY POODLE PEA POD!
OH, CAN'T I PET HIM A LITTLE
MORE?
NO!!
[ BARKING ]
NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
EXCEPT FOR YOU, ABIGAIL.
I'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH
YOU.
UH...
YEAH... SEE YOU LATER.
BYE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY
HOUSE... TRYING TO STEAL SOME OF
MY HOMEWORK, I SUPPOSE?
YEAH, RIGHT!
IF I WANTED THIRD-RATE HOMEWORK,
I'D JUST ASK NUMBUH 4 TO DO IT.
NOW, WHERE'S YOUR REAL DOG...
THE ONE YOU SENT TO ATTACK ME?
ABBY, ABBY, ABBY.
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART, BUT
YOU CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT THE
OBVIOUS ANSWER EVEN WHEN IT'S
STARING YOU IN THE FACE!
[ SNARLING ]
MY DOG DIDN'T EAT YOUR HOMEWORK!
[ SNARLING ]
I DID!
[ HOWLING ]
IF THERE'S ANYTHING YUMMIER THAN
GOOD HOMEWORK, IT'S THE GIRL WHO
DID IT!
- [ SNARLS ] - >> AW, I WANTED TO PET THE PUPPY
SOME MORE.
YEAH, IT'S SO CUTE WHEN IT
LOOKS AT YOU AND GOES...
AAHHH!
[ SNARLS ]
[ YIPS ]
WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THAT?
THAT'S NO DOG!
IT'S VALERIE!
SHE'S A WERE-POODLE!
[ SNARLS ]
AAHHH!
[ PANTING ]
QUICK, NUMBUH 4, THROW ME YOUR
REPORT!
OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
YOU JUST WANT TO COPY IT.
GIVE ME THAT BAG BEFORE I'M
DOG FOOD!
AAHHH!
HOW DO I KNOW YOU WON'T...
HEY!
NUMBUH 5, CATCH!
OHH!
MY REPORT!
[ SOBBING ]
[ CHOKING ]
[ SOBBING ]
[ CHOKING ]
[ BELCHES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
WOW, YOU WERE RIGHT, NUMBUH 4.
YOUR REPORT IS POWERFUL...
POWERFUL ENOUGH TO MAKE A GIANT
SNARLING BEAST SICK TO ITS
STOMACH.
BUT I SPENT ALL NIGHT MAKING
UP STUFF FOR THAT REPORT.
HEH HEH HEH.
AW, COME ON, GUYS.
LET'S GET BACK TO THE TREE
HOUSE.
[ SNARLS ]
[ YIPS ]
HI, KIDS.
SORRY FOR THE SCARE.
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY WITHIN
THE TEACHERS' LOUNGE, BUT AS YOU
CAN SEE, WE HAVE A BIT OF A
PROBLEM WITH WERE-DOG STUDENTS
EATING KIDS' HOMEWORK THIS
SEMESTER.
UH... RIGHT.
LISTEN, ABBY, WHY DON'T YOU
REWRITE YOUR REPORT, AND WE'LL
LISTEN TO IT TOMORROW, OKAY?
YOU GOT IT, MRS. T.
AS FOR YOU, LITTLE MISS HONOR
STUDENT, YOU ARE GOING TO BE IN
DETENTION FOR A LONG TIME.
AND WHAT ARE YOU THREE STILL
DOING STANDING AROUND?
DO YOU NEED AN EXTRA HOMEWORK
ASSIGNMENT?
UH...
NO NEED.
NO.
HEY, IT'S COOL.
SEE YA.
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO
TELL YOU, MISSY?
THE TRUTH CAN NEVER BE KNOWN.
[ HOWLING ]
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.