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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MR. PRESIDENT?
ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMORS THAT
ANDY LIKES SARAH?
All: WHOO!
WE'VE HAD SOME INTELLIGENCE
CHAT ABOUT THAT, BUT THERE'S
NOTHING DEFINITE.
MR. PRESIDENT, HOW DO YOU
RESPOND TO ACCUSATIONS BY YOUR
OPPONENT THAT YOU FARTED IN MATH
CLASS?
I WOULD RATHER NOT STOOP TO
HIS LEVEL, BUT IF I MUST
RESPOND, THEN LET ME JUST SAY
THAT HE WHO SMELT IT, DEALT IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MR. PRESIDENT?
- >> NOW, THAT'S ENOUGH QUESTIONS, - PEOPLE.
I WANT TO CONCENTRATE ON TODAY'S
HISTORIC NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE
SCHOOL BOARD.
AS YOUR FOURTH-GRADE PRESIDENT,
I WILL DEMAND SHORTER SCHOOL
DAYS, AND MANDATORY PIZZA
LUNCHES!
[ CHEERS ]
AND Y'ALL JUST SEE IF ANYBODY
STOPS ME.
GOOD AFTERNOON,
MR. PRESIDENT.
YOUR SECURITY IS AT A HEIGHTENED
RISK FOR THE BUS RIDE FROM
- SCHOOL TO YOUR NEGOTIATIONS AT - CITY HALL.
THEREFORE, THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
WILL TAKE OVER YOUR PROTECTION
FROM HERE.
SWEET.
KICKBALL?
YOU KNOW IT.
WELL, THAT'S FINE.
THAT'S REAL FINE.
TO BE HONEST, NIGEL, I'M SCARED
LIKE THE DICKENS.
DON'T WORRY, SIR, IT'S ALL
UNDER CONTROL.
IF YOU'D JUST FOLLOW ME,
MR. PRESIDENT.
DON'T MIND IF I DO, ABIGAIL.
- >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING,
SISTER?
BUT I GO EVERYWHERE WITH THE
PRESIDENT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 4.
ANNA'S BEEN MY TRUSTED ADVISOR
FOR WELL OVER A SEMESTER.
NOPE. NO CIVILIANS.
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
I HAVE ALL OF HIS NOTES, FOR
CRYING OUT LOUD!
NOW, ANNA, LET'S NOT MAKE A
SCENE.
BETTER TO PLAY IT THE KIDS NEXT
DOOR'S WAY.
YEAH, BETTER TO PLAY IT OUR
WAY.
MY ENTRY TO SCHOOL BUS ONE
WAS BLOCKED.
- >> Together: [ Monotone ] NO - MATTER.
WE HAVE OTHER PLANS.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
ROUTE PLANNING CONFIRMED.
CHECK.
- >> SUB-SECTOR DECOY TEAMS - CONFIRMED.
CHECK.
NUMBUH 24, IS THE FINAL
PERIMETER CHECK ALL CLEAR?
ROGER THAT, NUMBUH 24.
ALL UNITS.
THE DUCKLING IS SECURE IN
SCHOOL BUS ONE.
COMMENCING OPERATION
P.R.E.S.I.D.E.N.T.
[ HUMMING "HAIL TO THE
[ CHIEF" ]
AAH!
HA HA!
OOH!
PLEASE, TRY TO RELAX,
MR. PRESIDENT.
- YOU WON'T FIND A MORE - PROFESSIONAL SECURITY DETAIL
ANYWHERE.
WHEE!
HA HA!
[ GIGGLES ]
WHOO!
FREE ICE CREAM!
HUH?
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, YEAH, BABY.
I DEFINITELY BRAKE FOR
BLURBLE-BERRY.
ICE CREAM?
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF... WE'RE ON
A MISSION!
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
- I'LL JUST GET SOME FOR LATER - THEN.
OH, FINE.
JUST MAKE SURE IT'S NONE OF THAT
FROZEN YOGURT... HEY!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A TRAP!
NUMBUH 2, GET US OUT OF HERE
NOW!
[ SHOUTING ]
WA-A-A-IT!
YOU FORGOT TO TELL ME WHAT
FLAVORS YOU WANTED.
HEADS UP, Y'ALL.
WE'RE ABOUT TO GET CREAMED!
WHOA!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
ICE CREAM MEN.
- IT SEEMS THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN - DON'T WANT YOU TO GET TO CITY
- HALL, SO THEY'RE CALLING OUT THE - BIG GUNS.
COME ON, YOU LOUSY SODA
JERKS!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
AAH! WHOA!
OH, NUTS!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
WHOA!
SPRINKLES, TOO?
NUMBUH 4, NUMBUH 5, LET'S
PULL OUT THE STOPS.
NUMBUH 5 IS ON IT.
HANG ON.
SIGNS AWAY.
AAH!
WHOA!
[ GASPING ]
WHY, YOU ROTTEN...
HA HA HA!
YOU'RE GOOD TO GO, NUMBUH 1.
WELL DONE, NUMBUH 5.
- BETTER PATROL THE AREA FOR MORE - TRAPS.
COPY.
DON'T SWEAT IT, NUMBUH 1.
AIN'T NOTHING GONNA GET BETWEEN
US AND THE... WHOA!
AAH!
[ GROANING ]
NUMBUH 4!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
WHOA!
[ GROANING ]
HE'S TWO SCOOPS AWAY!
THEY'RE GAINING!
THEN IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
TO HAND IN MY... HOMEWORK!
HUH?
WHO-O-O-O-O-OA!
WHEW.
DO YOU THINK THAT'S ALL OF THEM?
I'D IMAGINE SO-O-O-O-O-O!
NUMBUH 2, PULL VERTICAL NOW.
I'M ON IT.
[ WHIMPERING ]
IT'S OKAY.
WE'RE OUT OF RANGE OF THEIR
SOFT-SERVE-TO-AIR MISSILES, SO
THINGS SHOULD QUIET DOWN NOW.
THAT WAS CLOSER THAN LAST
YEAR'S ELECTION.
GOOD ONE, MR. PRESIDENT.
YOU KNOW, NIGEL, I HAVE TO
ADMIT, I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS OF
YOU.
YOU'RE THE LEADER OF THE KIDS
NEXT DOOR, YOU GOT A GREAT
GIRLFRIEND, BUT ME, I'M JUST NOT
BRAVE ENOUGH TO FIGHT, OR EVEN
ASK OUT THE GAL OF MY DREAMS.
YOU ARE BRAVE.
STANDING UP TO A BUNCH OF ADULTS
AT THE SCHOOL BOARD AND
DEMANDING SHORTER SCHOOL DAYS IS
THE VERY DEFINITION OF BRAVERY.
OH, THANKS, NIGEL.
- SO WHO'D YOU VOTE FOR IN THE - ELECTION?
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
OH, UM... MUFFIE JENKINS?
MUFFIE JENKINS?!
WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS A
POPULARITY CONTEST.
IT IS NOT A...
[ CRASH ]
WHAT WAS THAT?
NUMBUH 2, LOOK OUT!
HUH?
WHOA!
AAAAAH!
AW, MAN.
NUMBUH 2!!
WE'RE SO SORRY WE COULDN'T
JOIN YOU IN PERSON, NIGEL.
BUT WE THOUGHT OUR ANDROID WOULD
BE BETTER SUITED TO THIS TASK...
OR SHOULD WE SAY...
YOUR FOURTH GRADE PRESIDENT.
SO, THAT'S YOUR GAME, IS IT?
TOO CHICKEN TO DO YOUR OWN DIRTY
WORK, SO YOU SENT A ROBOT!
STICKS AND STONES, NIGEL.
AND SPEAKING OF BREAKING BONES.
I SUGGEST YOU FASTEN YOUR
SEATBELT, MR. PRESIDENT.
NOT BAD, DELUDED CHILDREN FROM
DOWN THE LANE, BUT IT'D BE A
SHAME IF ALL YOUR PLANS
DISAPPEARED INTO THIN AIR,
WOULDN'T IT?
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO...
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU...
AAAH!
SOMETIMES, IT'S JUST TOO
EASY, MR PRES... UGH!
[ GASPS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
BOO!
ARE YOU READY, NIGEL, 'CAUSE I'M
ABOUT TO COMMIT AN IMPEACHABLE
OFFENCE.
HEY!
BRAVE I AIN'T, BUT I RECKON I
CAN HANDLE A TIN CAN LIKE YOU!
MR. PRESIDENT!
AAH!
THIS SCHOOL AIN'T BIG ENOUGH
FOR THE BOTH OF US.
NOW, GET... OFF... MY... BUS!
AAH!
LET'S STEP ON IT, SHALL WE,
NUMBUH 1?
I'D PREFER NOT TO BE LATE FOR MY
APPOINTMENT.
BY YOUR COMMAND,
MR. PRESIDENT.
HEY, WHAT GIVES?
THIS AIN'T CITY HALL.
NO, IT ISN'T.
BUT THEN, YOU'RE NOT THE
PRESIDENT.
NOW!
[ HUMMING ]
WHOA!
WHAT'S HAPPENING, NIGEL?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO OUR ROBOT?
TOUGH LUCK, CREEPS.
YOU ALMOST PULLED IT OFF, BUT
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SCRAP
YOUR PLANS.
[ WHISTLES ]
HA HA!
ONCE AGAIN, YOU'RE RECALLED,
DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN.
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS,
NIGEL UNO!
THIS IS YOUR STOP,
MR. PRESIDENT.
SORRY ABOUT YOUR HAT.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
AS FOURTH-GRADE PRESIDENT, I
WANT TO THANK YOU AND YOUR TEAM
FOR SUCH HEROICS.
AW, IT'S WHAT WE DO.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE NEGOTIATIONS.
COMPARED TO GETTING HERE,
THEY'LL BE A PIECE OF CAKE.
YO, RICKY!
NEXT ROUND OF SODAS ON ME.
WELL, HERE'S TO A JOB WELL
DONE.
THOSE DELIGHTFUL DWEEBS PULLED
OUT ALL THE STOPS, BUT WE STUCK
IT TO THEM.
THANKS TO YOU GUYS, KIDS ALL
OVER SCHOOL WILL BE GOING HOME
EARLY.
DRINK TO THAT, BABY!
HEY, QUIET, YOUSE GUYS,
THEY'RE STARTING.
BOYS AND GIRLS, THE PRESIDENT
OF THE FOURTH-GRADE CLASS.
I MET WITH SCHOOL OFFICIALS
TODAY, AND I'M PLEASED TO
ANNOUNCE THAT SCHOOL WILL NO
LONGER END AT 3:00 P.M.
HOORAY!
THAT'S RIGHT, SCHOOL WILL NOW
END AT 8:25 P.M.
[ COUGHS ]
AND THERE WILL BE NO LUNCH
BREAK, AND TRIPLE HOMEWORK FOR
EVERYONE.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FATHER?
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ PANTING ]
[ HORN HONKING ]
[ GASPS ]
DR. SUAREZ TO POPSICOLOGY,
PLEASE.
DR. SUAREZ TO POPSICOLOGY.
[ COUGHING, SNEEZING ]
PAGING DR. QUACK.
AAAAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ SCREAMING ]
[ EXPLOSION ]
- >> I AM NUMBUH 1 OF THE KIDS - NEXT DOOR.
WE HAVE RECEIVED INTELLIGENCE
THAT ONE OF OUR FELLOW
- OPERATIVES HAS BEEN INJURED AND - IS BEING TREATED IN THIS
FACILITY.
- AS OF THE LAST THREE MONTHS, - EVERY KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE
THAT HAS BEEN IN THIS HOSPITAL
HAS BEEN ATTACKED BY AN ENEMY
- AGENT AND HAD THEIR BRAIN - SCRAMBLIFIED.
BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF
SECURITY, GLOBAL KIDS NEXT DOOR
COMMAND HAS ORDERED MY TEAM TO
PROTECT THE PATIENT FROM ADULT
ATTACK AT ALL COSTS.
I WILL REQUIRE BLUEPRINTS OF
THIS ENTIRE FACILITY, INCLUDING
INFORMATION ON ALL ENTRY POINTS
AND EMERGENCY EXITS.
I WILL ALSO REQUIRE RETINA SCANS
AND FINGERPRINTS OF THE ENTIRE
STAFF OVER THE AGE OF 13, ACCESS
TO YOUR COMPUTER NETWORKS, AND
DETAILS OF YOUR AERIAL DEFENSE
SYSTEMS.
HELLO?
AH, HELLO!
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
UGH!
I AM NUMBUH 1 OF...
WHERE IS HE?!
TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL
ME, NOW!
NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW,
NOW, NO-O-O-O-W!
UH, COULD YOU PLEASE DIRECT
US TO DR. LINCOLN?
HE'S MY DADDY, AND HE'S TAKING
CARE OF ONE OF OUR FRIENDS.
IS THAT YOUR POOR FRIEND
DR. LINCOLN'S OPERATING ON RIGHT
NOW?
[ GASPING ]
[ CRYING ]
WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THAT
OPERATING ROOM.
WHERE IS IT?
OH, YOU KIDS JUST CAN'T GO
BARGING INTO AN OPERATING ROOM
DURING SURGERY.
BESIDES, VISITING HOURS ARE...
[ BELL DINGS ]
OVER!
[ CRYING ]
WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE SENT HIM ON
SUCH A DANGEROUS MISSION.
DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 3.
HE'S A STRONG GUY.
HE'LL PULL THROUGH.
YEAH, GOOD, OLD WHAT'S HIS
FACE.
HE'LL BE FINE.
WHO ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE
PROTECTING, AGAIN?
LISTEN UP, GUYS.
VISITING HOURS OR NOT, WE'VE GOT
TO FIND OUR FELLOW OPERATIVE
BEFORE ENEMY AGENTS GET TO HIM.
- NUMBUHS 2 AND 5, YOU GO THAT - WAY.
- NUMBUHS 3 AND 4, YOU CHECK - THROUGH THERE.
I'LL GO ON MY OWN.
- IF ANYONE FINDS HIM, GIVE THE - OTHERS A CALL ON YOUR
- COMMUNICATOR, AND WE'LL ALL COME - RUNNING.
LET'S MOVE!
OH, YEAH, BABY.
AND NUMBUH 3...
HE'S GOING TO BE OKAY.
LET'S GO.
AAAAAAH!
SORRY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
SPONGE BATH.
- >> SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR - LUNCH?
QUICK, SPLIT UP.
THAT'S GOOD FOR THE
ENDOPLASMIC RETICULUM.
OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME.
MY ENDOPLASMIC RETICULUM'S BEEN
OFF THE CHARTS LATELY.
[ Chuckling ] NOT MINE.
MINE LOOKS LIKE A SHRIVELED-UP
CASABA MELON.
[ GASPS ]
DAD'S OFFICE?
HE MUST STILL BE IN THE
OPERATING ROOM.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
UH, DR. LINCOLN'S OFFICE.
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
OH, IT'S YOU.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- [ GASPS ] - NO!
NO!
[ STRAINING ]
LET ME OUT!
LET ME OUTTA HERE!
AAH!
WHOA!
UGH!
[ Panting ] SO, NUMBUH 3, IS
THIS GUY LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT
KID IN THE UNIVERSE?
OR SOMETHING?
OPERATING ROOM... WHERE?!
FIFTH FLOOR.
AAAAAH!
HEY, WAIT UP.
UM... YOU MUST REALLY LIKE
THIS GUY, HUH?
I DON'T LIKE HIM NUMBUH 4.
I LOV HIM!
[ BELL DINGS ]
HUH?
- [ GASPS ] - BABIES?
WHAT ARE BABIES DOING IN THE
HOSPITAL?
UNLESS THE ADULTS ARE
EXPERIMENTING ON BABIES TO TURN
THEM INTO ADULTS FASTER.
I'VE GOT TO SET THESE BABIES
FREE!
- WHAT THE... - UGH!
AAAAAH!
UGH!
HEY, NUMBUH 3, I TOTALLY LOST
NUMBUH 5, AND WE STILL HAVEN'T
BEEN ABLE TO FIND...
OH, BOY, WHAT A DAY... WITH
THE NEEDLES AND THE PLASMA AND
THE SCALPELS AND THE...
- >> [ GASPS ] - DR. LINCOLN?
- OH, DR. LINCOLN, DID YOU FIX - HIM?
OH, PLEASE TELL ME HE'S OKAY.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
UH, I'M SORRY, KIDS.
WE TRIED EVERYTHING... WITH THE
CLAMPS AND THE SUTURES AND...
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
YOU... YOU MEAN?
THERE'S NOTHING MORE WE CAN
DO, KIDS.
[ Sobbing ] THERE'S... NOTHING
THEY CAN DO?
MAYBE THEY CAN'T, BUT I CAN!
COME ON!
SHE LOVES HIM?
WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM?
WHAT'S HE GOT THAT I AIN'T GOT?
HEY!
YOU'RE...
AAAAAAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
EW.
SCALPEL LASER CLAW.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
REBONE-INATOR.
[ BABBLING ]
CHILI DOG.
[ CHOMPING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
- WHO SAYS HOSPITAL FOOD IS NO - GOOD?
[ Voice breaking ] IS HE
GONNA BE OKAY?
OKAY?
HE'S GONNA BE BETTER THAN OKAY.
HE'S GONNA BE...
[ DOOR OPENING ]
THERE YOU ARE.
WOULD THE PATIENT LIKE A
SPEEDY-RECOVERY RAINBOW MONKEY?
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
OR WOULD YOU PREFER YOUR BRAIN
SCRAMBLIFIED?
[ DRILL WHIRS ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!
I WON'T LET YOU HURT HIM!
HUH?
NICE TRY, KID NEXT DORKS.
I'D LOVE TO FINISH YOU AND YOUR
TEAMMATES OFF, BUT I'M AFRAID
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER
I SCRAMBLIFY YOUR FELLOW
OPERATIVE'S BRAIN.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
SO, NOW MY FRIEND, IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU ARE...
A SKUNK?
NOT JUST ANY SKUNK!
I'VE TRANSFORMED NUMBUH 6 INTO A
HALF SKUNK, HALF KIDS NEXT DOOR
OPERATIVE, HALF BUTT-KICKING
MACHINE CALLED
R.O.B.O.B.R.A.D.L.E.Y.!
R.O.B.O.B.R.A.D.L.E.Y....
ROBOTIC OPERATIVE'S BALLISTIC,
ODOR-BLASTING, ROCKET-ARMED
DERRIERE LAUNCHES EXTREME
YUCKINESS.
WHAT?
WHOA!
AAH!
[ COUGHS ]
OH!
EW, THAT REEKS!
OH!
STINK! STINKY!
OH, THAT STINKS!
[ COUGHING ]
GUYS, WE GOT PROBLEMS.
MY SISTER'S HERE.
- >> I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT, - NUMBUH 5.
I THINK OUR LITTLE FRIEND HAS
CREE RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HER.
ISN'T HE WONDERFUL?
UH, LISTEN.
NUMBUH 3?
I KNOW YOU, UH, LOVE THIS GUY,
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I
HAVE TO SAY.
YES, NUMBUH 4?
UH, I... UM, I WANTED TO TELL
YOU THAT I THINK THAT...
[ SNIFFS ]
P.U. YOU STINK!
UGH!
YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE,
MISTER!
- I'LL... - >> YOU'LL STINK OUT THE JOINT IS
WHAT YOU'LL...
HEY, WHAT'S STINKY BRADLEY DOING
HERE?
- >> WE SENT NUMBUH 6 TO SPY ON - CREE.
OF COURSE, HE DIDN'T EXPECT TO
VISIT A HOSPITAL, BUT LIKE ANY
GOOD OPERATIVE, HE FOUND A WAY
TO COMPLETE HIS ASSIGNMENT.
WAIT A SECOND.
WE CAME HERE TO PROTECT BRADLEY?
THEN... YOU... LOVE...
HEY!
YOU STILL THINK THAT STUPID
SKUNK IS YOUR BABY?
COME ON, GUYS.
LET'S BEAT IT BEFORE SOMEBODY
SEES WHAT YOU DID TO THAT
OPERATING ROOM.
RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LET'S GO.
SO, WHAT DID YOU REALLY WANT
TO TELL ME, NUMBUH 4?
OH... UM...
YOUR... SHOE'S UNTIED?
NO, IT'S NOT.
WELL, IT WAS.
NUH-UH.
UH-HUH.
NUH-UH.
THEY WERE.
WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T MY
OLDEST DAUGHTER.
P.U.!
- WE'D BETTER TO OPERATE - IMMEDIATELY TO REMOVE YOUR SWEAT
GLANDS!
NO, STOP!
IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS THOSE KIDS!
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.