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YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
I'M YOUR LEADER!
WE DON'T CARE.
YOU'RE GOING!
PLEASE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO...
AHH!
WE COULD GO ON A MISSION
TOGETHER.
YEAH, THAT'LL BE FUN, HUH?
NO CAN DO, NUMBAH 1.
LOOK AT HIM!
HE WON'T LAST 10 MINUTES
OUT THERE!
YOU GUYS HUSH.
IT HAS TO BE DONE.
[ GASPS ]
[ CRYING ]
HAVE FUN, OLD FRIEND.
[ GASPS ]
AHHHHHHHH!
[ Crying ]
GOODBYE, NUMBAH 1.
[ BELL TOLLS ]
AHHHHHHH!
[ GASPS ]
[ GROWLS ]
YOU KNOW I HATE THE BEACH!
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING TOO HARD,
SO WE'RE MAKING YOU TAKE A DAY
OFF WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!
HAVE FUN?
MISSION ARE FUN.
SPLASHING AROUND
LIKE A STUPID BABY
- IN A STUPID OCEAN - IS BORING.
NOTHING COOL EVER HAPPENS
AT THE BEACH.
[ SIGHS ] MAYBE I'LL GO GET AN
ICE-CREAM CONE OR... WHOA!
[ GASPS ]
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
AHHHHHH!
[ GASPS, COUGHS ]
[ Sighing ] OH.
WHAT THE...
MY... MY... MY TRUNKS!
WHERE... WHERE ARE MY TRUNKS?!
- THEY'VE GOT TO BE - HERE SOMEWHERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, NO.
N-N-N-NO. NO.
[ AIR HORN BLARES ]
OH, THE KID'S GOT NO SHORTS ON!
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
HEY, EVERYBODY, THERE'S
SOMETHING OVER THERE!
- WHERE? - WHERE?
HEY, LOOK AT THAT KID YELLING
AND POINTING!
HEY, LOOK AT HIS BUTT!
THAT'S IT.
I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
HMM.
NOW THERE'S AN IDEA.
WAIT FOR IT.
NOW!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WHEW!
[ LAUGHS ]
AAAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
AHHH.
HUH?
[ HUMMING ]
- YEAH, COME ON, COME ON, - THAT'S IT.
- COME ON, BABY. - COME ON, COME ON.
I HOPE NUMBAH 1's AT LEAST
HAVING SOME FUN.
NO SWEAT.
I'M SURE HE'S HAVING A BLAST.
HEY, NUMBAH 2,
HOW ARE YOU SO SURE
NUMBAH 1 WON'T JUST LEAVE
AND COME BACK HERE?
IMPOSSIBLE.
I PLANTED A 2x4 TECHNOLOGY BUG
IN HIS SHORTS.
THANK YOU.
IF HE LEFT, I WOULD KNOW.
YAY!
I WIN! I WIN!
I'M BAD! WHOO!
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
HMM, MUST HAVE BEEN THE WIND.
[ PANTS, GROANS ]
SO, WHEN YOU SAY
HE'LL THANK US,
DO YOU THINK HE'LL GIVE US
PRESENTS?
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
BACK ALREADY?
OH, HE'S GOOD.
WHAT DID YOU BRING ME?
FELLOW KIDS NEXT DOOR MEMBERS,
IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR TO BATTLE
ADULT TYRANNY
ALONGSIDE SUCH BRAVE WARRIORS.
A KITTEN... DID YOU GET ME
A KITTEN, HUH?
DID YA? DID YA? HUH?
SO, IT IS WITH A HEAVY HEART
THAT I MUST RESIGN
FROM THE KIDS NEXT DOOR,
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
OH, I KNOW, I KNOW!
YOU BROUGHT ME A FERRET!
OH, THEY'RE SO CUTE
AND WRIGGLY!
HOLD UP.
SO WE MADE YOU GO
TO THE STUPID BEACH.
THAT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH
FOR YOU TO JUST QUIT.
THIS IS A PRIVATE MATTER,
NUMBAH 5.
I'M SORRY.
DUDE, YOU CAN'T JUST QUIT!
WATCH ME.
AHHHH!
IF HE HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM,
IT'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING BIG!
- [ GASPS ] - LIKE A PONY!
OH, NO, YOU DOLT!
NUMBAH 1 JUST QUIT THE TEAM!
HE'S NOT GETTING YOU A PONY!
HE'S NOT GETTING YOU ANYTHING!
HE'S... G-GONE!
J-A-W-N, GONE.
- DON'T YOU GET IT? - [ CRYING ]
[ SNIFFLES ]
WAHHHHH!
OKAY, WE'VE GOT IT.
[ SOBBING CONTINUES ]
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
HMM.
SOMETHING JUST DOESN'T
FIT HERE.
OOH, DON'T CRY, LITTLE GIRL.
MR. FLOPSY... WANTS YOU TO TURN
THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN,
OR, UH, OR HE MIGHT LEAVE.
OH, WAIT.
GUYS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND
IN NUMBAH 1's ROOM!
LET ME SEE THAT.
"LEAVE YOUR TEAM BEHIND
OR WE'LL PUT YOUR BEHIND
IN THE SCHOOL YEARBOOK."
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
I HAVE NO IDEA.
OH, OH, NO!
IS THAT NIGEL'S HEINIE?
WOW, THAT IS ONE BIG BUTT!
OH, LET ME SEE.
WOW!
HO HO HO HO!
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
WOW!
WOWEE!
WHERE DID THEY GET
A CAMERA BIG ENOUGH
TO CAPTURE ALL THAT TUSHIE?!
[ LAUGHS ]
COME ON, GUYS.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
YEAH.
WE'VE GOT TO GET
TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NOW, COME ON, GUYS.
THAT IS NOT GONNA FIT
IN THE YEARBOOK.
UNLESS THEY PUT A BIG SECTION
IN THE REAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY, OKAY.
NOW, COME ON, GUYS.
IF I WERE NUMBUH 1, I'D JUST
TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHS ]
I MEAN, I HATE FOR HIM TO BE
THE BUTT OF THE JOKE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
YOU'RE DESPICABLE.
Together: [ MONOTONE ]
THANK YOU, NIGEL.
WON'T YOU COME IN?
AND WE'LL DISCUSS THE TERMS
OF YOUR SURRENDER.
NOW, IF YOU'D BE KIND ENOUGH
TO STEP INTO THE
DELIGHTFULIZATION CHAMBER.
DELIGHTFULIZATION CHAMBER?
THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL.
- OH. - OH. OH.
OH.
WE'RE FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU'LL
AGREE TO ANYTHING WE SAY.
THE NEGATIVES.
HYAH!
TYPICAL NIGEL.
ALWAYS A CHASE BEFORE WE DEFEAT
AND HUMILIATE YOU.
YOU WON'T CATCH ME
WITH MY PANTS DOWN AGAIN.
AAH!
YOU SEE, NIGEL, YOUR BIG BEHIND
GIVES US A BIG ADVANTAGE.
THE BIGGER IT IS,
THE EASIER IT IS TO KICK.
[ GASPS ]
HYAH!
WHAT?
[ ALL GASP ]
RAINBOW-MONKEY UNDIES!
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS IS ALMOST BETTER
THAN YOUR BUTT SHOT.
ROBOCRABS,
SHOOT HIM ON OUR MARK.
READY...
AIM...
FIRE!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
ALL RIGHT, DELIGHTFUL DOPES.
YOU CAN TRY AND MESS WITH OUR
FRIEND, BUT I WOULDN'T.
AND THAT'S A BIG "BUT."
FIVE BIG BUTTS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ ALL GASP ]
AH, MUCH BETTER.
THANKS, GUYS.
YOU AREN'T STILL GONNA QUIT,
ARE YOU?
NEGATIVE, NUMBUH 4.
I DON'T HAVE TO NOW
THAT I'VE GOT THESE BACK.
THOSE ARE THE NEGATIVES?
YEAH, HOW CAN SUCH A HUGE TUSHY
FIT ON THAT TEENY PIECE OF FILM?
GUYS, NOW, COME ON.
NIGEL'S HAD A BIG DAY.
NOT AS BIG AS HIS BUTT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
COME ON, GUYS.
- I JUST WANT TO PUT THIS WHOLE - THING BEHIND ME.
WELL, YOU GOT ENOUGH ROOM
FOR IT BACK THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
FUNNY, GUYS.
THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
AW, COME ON, COME ON!
KNOCK HIM DOWN!
COME ON!
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
YAY! I WIN, I WIN.
I'M BAD, I'M BAD.
WHOO!
[ LAUGHTER ]
COME ON, GUYS.
IT'S BEACH TIME.
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
YESTERDAY I REALIZED THAT WE MAY
NOT BE A TEAM FOREVER,
SO I WANT TO SPEND AS MUCH
OF THE TIME WE DO HAVE
HANGING OUT WITH YOU GUYS.
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
BESIDES, THIS TIME,
I'M PREPARED.
GOOD MORNING!
MY NAME IS NUMBUH 60,
AND WELCOME, CADETS, TO THE KIDS
NEXT DOOR ARCTIC TRAINING BASE.
WITH 42 LEVELS
OF TRAINING EQUIPMENT,
THIS FACILITY IS SECOND ONLY
TO OUR MOON BASE IN IMPORTANCE,
- ESPECIALLY - WITH THE RECENT ADDITION
OF OUR TOP-SECURITY VAULT,
WHICH CONTAINS THE KIDS
NEXT DOOR CODE MODULE.
SO, CADETS NEXT DOOR,
SONIA, TOMMY, AND LEE,
ANY QUESTIONS?
- OOH! I HAVE ONE. - YES, TOMMY.
I KNOW NUMBUH 1.
- THAT IS NOT A QUESTION, - TOMMY.
OH! OH!
AND NUMBUH 2 IS MY BROTHER.
- I EVEN HAVE - ALL THEIR AUTOGRAPHS
- FROM WHEN WE WENT - ON A MISSION TOGETHER.
BACK IN LINE, CADET!
BEING A KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE
IS SERIOUS BUSINESS,
SO GET READY FOR A LEVEL-ONE
ADULT-ATTACK SIMULATION.
SIMULATION?
BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO
A SIMULATION.
DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.
THEY'RE JUST SIMULATIONS...
YOU KNOW, GAMES.
OH, IS THE SIMULATION KIND
OF LIKE HOPSCOTCH?
YEAH, RIGHT, HOPSCOTCH.
WHATEVER.
[ ALARM BLARING ]
ATTENTION ALL KIDS NEXT DOOR
OPERATIVES.
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
FATHER IS...
ATTACK OF KIDS NEXT DOOR
MOON BASE.
PLEASE HELP!
FATHER.
ATTENTION KIDS NEXT DOOR
ARCTIC COMMAND.
ALL HANDS TO DEFEND MOON BASE.
THIS IS NOT A SIMULATION.
YAY!
WE GET TO FIGHT
ADULT TYRANNY.
LET'S GO.
NEGATORY, TOMMY.
YOU'RE STILL CADETS.
BUT I'VE BEEN
ON A MISSION BEFORE.
BUT YOU'VE NEVER FACED FATHER.
YOU THREE JUST STAY HERE AND
DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.
TO THE MOON!
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
LET'S TURN ON THAT SIMULATION.
BUT NUMBUH 60 SAID NOT
TO TOUCH ANYTHING.
COME ON, SONIA.
IT'S JUST A SIMULATION.
[ ALARM BLARING ]
ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO
WORK THIS THING?
UM, OF COURSE I DO.
CHILDREN, I AM AN ADULT.
GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
- OKAY, OKAY! - I'M GOING.
NO.
FAIR ENOUGH.
I TRIED.
WELCOME TO LEVEL TWO.
I-I-IT'S DARK.
I-I-I DON'T LIKE THE DARK.
TOMMY, THIS SIMULATION
IS SCARING ME.
RELAX, SONIA.
IT'S JUST A GAME,
LIKE, UH, HOPSCOTCH.
FOLLOW ME.
COOL!
I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS.
SEE? NOTHING TO IT.
WELL, I'M GLAD IT'S ALL OVER.
MAYBE SIMULATIONS AREN'T SO BAD,
ESPECIALLY NOT WITH YOU GUYS.
AAH!
HEY, THIS IS LEVEL THREE.
WE'VE SPOTTED SOME BRATS,
AND WE'RE MOVING IN.
LEVEL THREE?
COME ON.
[ PANTING ]
AAH!
COME ON, SONIA.
IT'S JUST A GAME, REMEMBER?
THAT'S JUST IT.
I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GAME.
[ GASPS ]
THAT'S FATHER.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME QUIETLY?
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
WELL, WELL, WELL.
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
THE RUNTS OF THE LITTER.
I'D WATCH YOURSELF
IF I WERE YOU.
THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH
KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVES
SPECIFICALLY TRAINED
TO KICK YOUR BUTT.
OOH! I'D BE REALLY SCARED
IF ANY OPERATIVES WERE HERE.
OH, HELP,
KIDS NEXT DOOR ARCTIC BASE.
FATHER IS HERE,
AND HE'S SO EVIL.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
BY THE TIME ALL THE REAL
KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVES
REALIZE THEY'VE BEEN FOOLED,
IT'LL BE TOO LATE.
I WILL HAVE RETRIEVED
YOUR PRECIOUS CODE MODULE
AND DESTROYED EVERYTHING ELSE,
INCLUDING YOU.
COOL!
LEE!
YES, YOU SAY "COOL,"
BUT IT'S ABOUT TO GET
VERY HOT!
DRIPPING, LOUSY...
TOSS THESE ANNOYANCES
INTO A TERRIBLY SCARY, DARK,
LITTLE ROOM.
DARK ROOM?!
NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
PLEASE! NO! NO!
ANYTHING BUT THAT!
SEARCH THIS PLACE
FOR ANY MORE BRATS.
I'M GOING TO GET MY PRIZE.
YES!
ONCE I POSSESS THE CODE MODULE,
MY GLORIOUS PLAN CAN COMMENCE.
WELL, WHAT ARE
YOU WAITING FOR?!
OPEN THAT DOOR!
[ GRUNTING ]
IT'S LOCKED.
OH, REALLY?
GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO PACK UP
AND GO... OF COURSE IT'S LOCKED!
[ SIGHS ]
JUST GO!
[ CRYING ]
AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT
A CHRISTMAS BONUS, PAL!
IF YOU WANT SOMETHING
DONE RIGHT...
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO
IN THE DARK ROOM.
I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK.
LET ME GO!
COME ON, KID, QUIT IT.
OW!
WHAT'S THE MATTER, PHIL?
A LITTLE GIRL GIVING YOU
TROUBLE?
SHE'S REALLY A HANDFUL.
NO!
I WON'T GO!
UH-OH.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
NO, PLEASE! STOP!
OH, THERE GOES MY TOOTH!
AAH!
[ GROANING ]
WHAT?
I DON'T LIKE THE DARK.
COME ON.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
HUH?
HE...
HMM?
PHEW!
QUICK! LET'S GO!
BUT WHY DOES HE HAVE
TO BE SO MEAN?
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO OPEN THE DOOR,
AND HE GOES AND YELLS AT ME.
I THINK THEY'RE GONE.
HEY, LOOK.
ESCAPE PODS.
WE'RE SAVED!
COOL!
COME ON, SONIA.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
YOU SAID YOU WANTED
TO FIGHT ADULT TYRANNY.
I HEARD THAT THE CODE MODULE
CONTAINS INFORMATION
ON EVERY KIDS NEXT DOOR
OPERATIVE.
WHO KNOWS WHAT FATHER COULD DO
WITH INFORMATION LIKE THAT?
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO STOP HIM.
NOW'S OUR CHANCE.
WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?
DID YOU SEE THE FLAMES
ON THAT GUY?
AND THEN HE WAS ALL...
AND, AND...
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'RE RIGHT.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE?
[ GRUNTING ]
OH, THE MISSION IS COMPLETE.
RETURN TO THE SHIP
FOR DEPARTURE.
- OH! - OH!
BUT WE HAVEN'T FINISHED
DESTROYING THE BASE YET.
HEY, I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.
I JUST FOLLOW THEM.
I HEARD THAT.
[ LAUGHS ]
HA-HA, SUCKERS!
ALMOST THERE.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
HEY, FIRE FACE!
HUH?!
LOOKING FOR THIS
CODE MODULE THINGY?
AAAH!
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!
[ PANTING ]
UGH!
[ GROWLS ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
FINALLY I POSSESS
THE CODE MOD...
WAIT A SECOND.
THIS IS AN AUTOGRAPH BOOK.
OOH, SIGNED BY NUMBUH 362.
NOW THAT'S RARE.
HEY, MATCHSTICK!
HUH?
REMEMBER WHEN I SAID THIS BASE
IS FILLED WITH OPERATIVES
READY TO KICK YOUR BUTT?
I WAS TALKING
ABOUT US CADETS.
YEAH!
UH-OH!
[ GASPING ]
DOES ANYONE KNOW
WHEN FATHER'S SUPPOSED TO...
AAAH!
AAAH! AAAH!
[ GROANS ]
HYAH!
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO THAT, LEE?
THAT WAS MOST INVIGORATING.
SO, HOW WAS THE MOON BASE?
NOTHING BUT A FALSE ALARM.
HEY!
WHAT HAPPENED?
NOTHING.
JUST A SIMULATION.
CAN WE DO ANOTHER?
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
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