BOARDING SCHOOL?
THAT'S SERIOUS BUSINESS, MAN.
YOU'LL NEVER
MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!
OH, YOU POOR THING!
RELAX.
- THEY HAVEN'T BUILT - A BOARDING SCHOOL YET
THAT CAN HOLD ME.
MY PARENTS TRY TO PUT ME
INTO ONE EVERY YEAR,
AND I ALWAYS BUST OUT
BY MIDNIGHT.
HUH? HEY!
YEHH! AAAH!
BYE, NUMBUH 4!
SEND ME A FUNNY POSTCARD, OKAY?
[ GIGGLES ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
WELL, HELLO, MR. BEETLES.
I AM MISS MARGARET.
WELCOME TO
ST. RITA'S PREPARATORY.
FIRST,
YOU SHALL JOIN THE OTHERS
IN THE ORIENTATION ROOM.
WHY BOTHER, LADY?
- I'M JUST GOING TO BREAK OUT - OF THIS TIN CAN
- BY THE END OF THE DAY - ANYWAY.
OH, YOU BOYS CAN BE
SO CHARMINGLY DIRECT.
WELL, WE'LL SOON CURE YOU
OF THAT!
[ Mockingly ] WELL,
WE'LL SOON CURE YOU OF THAT.
PBHT!
KEEP YAPPING, LADY.
UGHHHHHHH!
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
WELL, THEN...
I'LL JUST SHOW YOU
TO YOUR HOMEROOM!
OHHH...
EEK!
All: HI!
HI!
WHAT GIVES, LADY?
- THIS CLASS - IS FULL OF CRUDDY GIRLS!
THAT'S BECAUSE ST. RITA'S
IS A GIRLS' BOARDING SCHOOL.
I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL HERE.
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
I'M NOT A GIRL!
[ CHUCKLES ]
NOT YET YOU'RE NOT!
GOODBYE, WALLY...
HELLO, WILHELMINA!
AHHHHHHH!
[ GROANS ]
AH-HA-HA-HA!
STAY STILL!
AHHHH!
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ COUGHS ]
WHERE [COUGHS]
WHERE IS HE?
WHERE?!
[ GROWLING ]
HOW COULD HE GET AWAY?!
NO FAIR! NO FAIR!
IT'S NEVER FAIR!
THIS IS NO FAIR!
NO FAIR! NO FAIR!
NO FAIR!
HMM?
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
I'M GOING TO MY TURRET NOW.
CARRY ON, GIRLS.
LET'S SHARE!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
OH... WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
I'M GOING TO NEED SOME HELP
TO SHUT THIS PLACE DOWN.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
HEY!
WHAT AM I DOING?
I AM NUMBAH 4.
I DON'T NEED HELP DEFEATING
A BUNCH OF GIRLIE GIRLS!
YEAH, I'LL SHOW THEM.
HELLO?
WHO WAS IT, NUMBAH 3?
I DON'T KNOW.
THEY HUNG UP.
- WAAAH! - WAAAH!
HEY, WHO ARE YOU?
- STUPID, NASTY, - LITTLE BOYS...
ALWAYS CAUSING
MISCHIEF AND MAYHEM.
OHH, WAIT UNTIL I HEAR
ABOUT THIS.
COME ON, COME ON.
OH, HURRY UP ALREADY.
HELLO.
YOU HAVE
REACHED MADAM MARGARET.
OH, THANK GOODNESS.
THAT BOY YOU TOOK...
- IF YOU'RE GETTING - THIS MESSAGE,
IT MEANS I'M TRAVELING THROUGH
THE TIME STREAM
TO ENSURE
A BOY-FREE FUTURE.
JUST TELL ME THE TIME PERIOD
YOU ARE CALLING FROM,
AND LEAVE A MESSAGE
[INHALES DEEPLY] AT THE BEEP.
[ BEEP ]
HI, IT'S ME.
THE BOY YOU WARNED ME ABOUT...
OHH, HE ESCAPED!
AND I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE TO FIND HIM.
Numbah 4: WHY DON'T YOU TRY
LOOKING BEHIND YOU?
WHAT?!
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE, LADY.
AHHHHHH!
MY FOOT!
HA!
TAKE THAT, LA...
DY?
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
[ IN ROBOTIC VOICE ]
YOU BIG MEANIE!
HEY! YOU'RE JUST
A CRUDDY GIRL!
I AM NOT CRUDDY!
YOU ARE JUST LIKE
MY BROTHERS...
ALWAYS YELLING AT ME
A-A-A-AND TRYING TO BOSS
US GIRLS AROUND.
W-W-W-WELL, NO MORE!
THANKS TO ME,
WITH THE HELP OF MY FUTURE SELF,
THE WORLD WILL SOON
BE A BETTER PLACE
FILLED WITH ONLY NICE,
FRIENDLY GIRLS.
YOU CALL THAT BETTER?
[ GAGGING ]
OH, VERY FUNNY.
WELL, YOU'LL SEE HOW MUCH
MORE MATURE AND SMARTER
WE ARE THAN YOU!
PBHT!
OH, YEAH? WHEN?
NOW!
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
NO!
THAT WAS A GIFT!
A GIFT?
WHO GIVES A GIRL
A LASER FOR A GIFT?!
HER FUTURE SELF.
SORRY I'M LATE.
I HAD SOME BUSINESS
ON THE OTHER END OF TOWN.
BUT NOW THAT I'M HERE,
LET'S GIVE YOUR PLAYMATE
A TASTE OF HIS FUTURE
AND LET HIM GET IN TOUCH
WITH HIS FEMININE SIDE.
OH, LOOK! A BOY!
- [ GIGGLES ] [ GIGGLES ] - [ GIGGLES ] [ GIGGLES ]
GET HIM! GET HIM!
[ PANTING ]
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
SAYONARA, SUCKERS!
HA HA!
STUPID GIRLS!
HA HA HA!
CHALK ANOTHER ONE
UP FOR THE BOYS.
OH, CRUD!
AHHHHHHH!
UGH.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, WHO'S STUPID NOW,
LOSER?
MARGARET,
DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
FINISH HIM!
OKAY, OKAY.
JEEZ, I AM SUCH A PAIN.
ALL RIGHT!
NO MORE SUGAR AND SPICE!
HA!
TOLD YOU I'D BUST
OUT OF THAT...
[ RUMBLING ]
[ GASPS ]
OKAY.
[ Panting ]
I... DEFINITELY...
NEED HELP... NOW.
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
AHH!
HELLO?
OH, HI, NUMBAH 4.
WHERE ARE YOU?
LISTEN, NUMBAH 3,
THERE'S AN EMERGENCY.
OH, I KNOW, SILLY.
YOU'RE MISSING
THE TEA PARTY.
HURRY OVER.
WE'RE DOING MAKEOVERS NEXT.
[ GIGGLES ] [ GIGGLES ]
NUMBAH 1? NUMBAH 2?
GUYS?!
[ GASPS, SCREAMS ]
Boy leader:
LONGER THAN ANYONE CAN REMEMBER,
GIRLS HAVE BEEN OUR ENEMY.
EVER SINCE THE BOY
CALLED NUMBAH 4
FAILED TO DEFEAT THE GIRLIE
TYRANT MADAM MARGARET,
GIRLS HAVE RULED THE WORLD.
THE INSIDIOUS GIRLS
CRUELLY USE THEIR POWER
TO FRIGHTEN LITTLE BOYS,
BUT A BRAVE GROUP OF BOYS
HAS RISEN UP FROM
THE UNDERGROUND TO RESCUE THEM.
WE ARE...
THE BOYS NEXT DOOR.
AND SO WE FIGHT.
WE ARE BRAVE BUT OUTMATCHED
IN BOTH NUMBERS AND TECHNOLOGY.
THE ONLY PLACE LEFT ON EARTH
WHERE BOYS CAN BE BOYS
IS HERE IN OUR SECRET
UNDERGROUND HIDEOUT.
WE'VE RECEIVED INFORMATION
THAT MADAM MARGARET IS BUILDING
A SUPERGIRLIFIER CANNON...
POWERFUL ENOUGH TO TURN US ALL
INTO GIGGLY, GOOFY GIRLS.
AS OF NOW,
THE WEAPON IS NOT OPERATIONAL,
BUT WHO KNOWS FOR HOW LONG?
WHAT DO WE DO?
WE'LL FIGHT BACK!
WE'VE GOT TO STOP THEM
OR BECOME GIRLS TRYING.
- Guard: - HALT! WHO GOES THERE?
OUT OF MY WAY!
I'VE GOT VITAL INFORMATION
RESISTANCE!
FOR THE
WHO ARE YOU?
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE?
- YOU'VE GOTTA TRUST... - [ GASPS ]
IS THAT THE NEW FRIENDS FOREVER
RAINBOW MONKEY?
GOTCHA.
OOPS.
OOH... AHH!
IT'S A GIRL!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
Numbah 4: [ Aged voice ]
ENOUGH!
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE, GIRL?
UH...[ CLEARS THROAT ]
I CAME TO HELP.
YOU THINK WE NEED A GIRL'S
HELPING HAND AROUND HERE?
WELL, NO, THANKS.
I'VE ALREADY GOT ONE.
BUT MY GRANNY TOLD ME
BOYS AND GIRLS
USED TO FIGHT TOGETHER
AGAINST THE ADULTS.
HA!
THAT'S JUST A FAIRY TALE
DADDIES TELL LITTLE BOYS
TO HELP THEM SLEEP AT NIGHT.
NO, IT'S TRUE!
TELL THEM!
YOU USED TO BATTLE
ALONGSIDE GIRLS.
THAT...
WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, GIRL?
SALLY SANBAN.
MY GRANNY
FOUGHT ALONGSIDE HIM.
I ESCAPED FROM
MADAM MARGARET'S CASTLE
- AND CAME HERE - BECAUSE HELPING YOU
IS THE ONLY WAY BOYS AND GIRLS
CAN PLAY TOGETHER AGAIN,
JUST LIKE
MY GRANDMA REMEMBERED.
YOU ARE NUMBAH 3's
GRANDDAUGHTER...
A DREAMER.
GO ON HOME.
TOO LATE FOR YOUR HELP.
TOO LATE... TO DREAM.
FINE.
HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
[ SNIFFLES ]
IT'S A GIRLIFIER RIFLE!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
- Sally: - I BROUGHT IT AS A GIFT.
I THOUGHT YOU COULD
REVERSE-ENGINEER IT
TO NEUTRALIZE
ITS GIRLIE EFFECTS.
B-B-BUT... YOU CAN'T JUST...
YOU'RE JUST
GONNA LET HER GO?!
SHE RISKED HER LIFE FOR US!
SHE'S AS BRAVE AS ANY BOY!
WELL, FORGET YOU!
BOYS AND GIRLS
CAN WORK TOGETHER...
STARTING NOW!
HEY, GIRL!
SALLY, WANT TO JOIN
THE BOYS NEXT DOOR?
Numbah 4: NO!
NOT THE BOYS NEXT DOOR!
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
MADAM MARGARET!
SALLY SANBAN IS GONE,
AND A GIRLIFIER RIFLE
IS MISSING!
WHAT DO WE DO?
[ ALL CRYING ]
NOW, GIRLS...
[ CRYING CONTINUES ]
LADIES...
SHUT UP!
I FORESAW ALL OF THIS.
SALLY THINKS
SHE'S HELPING THOSE BOYS,
UNAWARE OF THE TRACER
I PUT ON HER.
OH, THERE SHE IS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO ASK THOSE BOYS TO DANCE?
EW! BOYS! EW! BOYS!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
HMM... CROSS-LINING
THE COOTIE MATRIX
TO THE MEGATESTOSTERONES
DIDN'T WORK,
SO MAYBE PLUGGING
THE EYELASHINATOR
INTO THE MUSTACHIFIER
MIGHT DO THE TRICK!
THERE!
ALL RIGHT,
EVERYONE, STAND BACK.
[ BURPS ]
[ ALL COUGHING ]
HOORAY!
YAY!
- YEAH! - YEAH!
ALL RIGHT!
UH, UM...
GREAT WORK.
SO, NOW LET'S GO
BEAT THAT OLD HAG.
TOGETHER!
YAY! YAY!
DON'T GET TOO COCKY.
WE STILL NEED TIME.
WELL, TIME IS SOMETHING
WE AIN'T GOT,
'CAUSE MARGARET'S CASTLE
IS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!
[ CRASH, RUMBLING ]
TRAITOR!
SHE LED THE GIRLS HERE!
GET HER!
NO, I...
I WOULD NEVER...
STOP! MADAM MARGARET
MUST HAVE TRACKED HER HERE.
- BUT IT'S TOO LATE - TO CHANGE THAT.
- AND WE'RE RUNNING - OUT OF TIME.
WAIT. DID YOU JUST SAY
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME?
UM... YEAH.
THEN WE'LL HAVE TO GO
GET SOME MORE.
Margaret: [ Singsong voice ]
OH, BOYS!
[ Normal voice ]
WHO WANTS TO COME OUT AND PLAY?
[ GIRLS LAUGH ]
OKAY, LADY, WE'LL PLAY.
BUT REMEMBER...
BOYS PLAY ROUGH!
COVER ME!
I'M GOING IN!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
YOU CALL THIS
DIRTY COLLECTION AN ARMY?
EAT ACORN, MARGIE!
OOH!
FIRE AT WILL!
PUT ON A SKIRT,
STINKY PANTS!
YEE-HA!
[ BURPS ]
HEY, HEY,
LET'S EAT BUGS!
IMPOSSIBLE!
HOW COULD THEY TRANSFORM
ONE OF MY GIRLS?!
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
I FEEL LIKE A KID AGAIN!
THERE'S OUR WAY IN!
GRAPPLING HOOK... AWAY!
WHOA!
HEE-HEE!
TAKE THAT,
YOU DOODYHEADS!
[ BURPS ]
HEY, I'M A DOODYHEAD!
WE GOT THEM
ON THE ROPES NOW!
I THINK IT'S TIME THESE BOYS
LEARNED THEIR PLACE.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
THE SUPERGIRLIFIER CANNON...
IT'S OPERATIONAL!
REPEAT!
WE HAVE A BREACH
OF DEFENSE IN SECTOR 8!
MORE TEA,
MRS. NESBITT?
[ GIGGLES ]
WE HAVE TO RETREAT.
NO! SALLY AND NUMBAH 4
NEED MORE TIME!
I'LL GIVE THEM TIME.
AHHHHH!
[ BURPS ]
OHH! [ GASPS ]
PINK IS SO PRETTY.
I LOVE PONIES!
I'M A PIXIE!
I'VE GOT A BASKET
WITH FLOWERS.
[ Grunting ]
FOOTBALLS... WORMS...
SKATEBOARDS.
ACTION FIGURES...
DOLLIES!
[ LAUGHS ]
I FINALLY DID IT!
I'VE CREATED A BOY-FREE WORLD.
YOU'VE CREATED A MESS!
OH, MY BACK!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
GETTING HELP.
FROM WHERE?
IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED,
THERE AREN'T ANY BOYS LEFT!
NOT WHERE...
WHEN.
FAT LOT OF GOOD
THAT'LL DO YOU.
I'LL JUST FOLLOW YOU
IN TIME AND...
OHH!
HOW'S THAT
FOR GIRL POWER?
MY TIME MACHINE!
NO-O-O-O-O!
HELLO?
- WHO WAS IT, - NUMBAH 3?
I DON'T KNOW.
THEY HUNG UP.
- WAAAH! - WAAAH!
HEY, WHO ARE YOU?
[ PANTING ]
PLEASE... HELP
AN ADULT! I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU GOT IN HERE,
BUT I KNOW
HOW YOU'RE GETTING OUT...
THE HARD WAY.
LISTEN TO ME.
I'M, UH...
NUMBAH 4
IS IN BIG TROUBLE.
NUMBAH 4?
I KNOW WHERE HE IS,
AND I KNOW HE NEEDS
YOUR HELP RIGHT NOW.
SOUNDS LIKE A TRAP.
NO, PLEASE, I...
- STOP! - HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH!
HUH? HUH?
SOMETIMES A GIRL
JUST KNOWS.
[ Panting ] OKAY,
I... DEFINITELY...
NEED HELP... NOW.
MAN, I'M GLAD
TO SEE YOU GUYS!
THERE'S, LIKE, A BAZILLION
CRAZY GIRLS OUT THERE
- TRYING TO TAKE OVER - THE WORLD.
THAT'S OKAY, NUMBAH 4.
WE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.
NUMBAH 3?
I'M ON IT!
HEY,
WHO'S THE OLD GEEZER?
I'M THE GUY
SAVING YOUR BUTT, SHORTY!
LOOK, A BUNNY!
WHAT?
QUICK, STOP IT!
- HA HA HA HA! - I WIN!
I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!
[ SCREECHES ]
OH, NO!
THE ROBOT'S TOO GIRLY
FOR OUR RAYS!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ SCREECHING CONTINUES ]
I'VE GOTTA CALL MADAM...
LOOKS... LIKE...
YOU... DON'T... HAVE
MUCH... OF... A... FUTURE...
GIRLIE.
DID I SAY THAT RIGHT,
NUMBAH 2?
PERFECT, NUMBAH 3.
I GOTTA START SELLING
LINES
SOME OF THESE
TO THE FUNNY-IMPAIRED.
OH, AND TELL MARGIE
NUMBAH 5 FOUND A REAL SCHOOL
TO SEND HER TO...
FOR LIFE!
[ SOBBING ]
NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
SO...
[ SIGHS ]
IT'S FINALLY OVER.
THANKS, SALLY,
FOR ALL THE HELP.
WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME
WHO THIS GUY IS?
LISTEN UP... DON'T GET
THAT MOHAWK IN THE EIGHTH GRADE.
IT TOOK ME FOREVER
TO GROW MY HAIR BACK.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
I ALWAYS REGRETTED
NEVER ASKING OUT...
MAN, WHAT WAS
THAT GUY'S PROBLEM?
WAS HE TRYING TO WIN
A "STUPID CONTEST" OR SOMETHING?
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'M SURE HE WASN'T
THAT SMART OF A KID, EITHER.
COME ON, CHAMP.
LET'S GO HOME.
AHH!
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.