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Children:
[ Solemnly ] ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY
♪ IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY
♪ NOT OUR BIRTHDAY
♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY
♪ BIRTHDAY, HOORAY
Together: [ Monotone ] SPLENDID.
NOW YOU MISERABLE CHILDREN WILL
PARTAKE IN THE ANNUAL RITUAL
OF WATCHING US EAT
OUR SUPER-YUMMY BIRTHDAY CAKE
WHILE YOU GET NOTHING!
[ LAUGHTER ]
KIDS NEXT DOOR S.T.A.N.K....
SUPER TRANSFORMING ARMORED
NEIGHBORHOOD KRUISER.
OKAY, DELIGHTFUL DORKS,
HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM.
THIS YEAR'S CAKE IS GOING TO BE
SHARED BY EVERYONE
EXCEPT YOU BRATS.
EVERYONE?!
EVEN MY SISTER?!
YES, EVEN YOUR SISTER.
LIZZIE?!
YES, LIZZIE.
DO YOU MIND, NUMBUH 3?
- I'M IN THE MIDDLE - OF SOMETHING.
- OH, THAT'S OKAY. - GO AHEAD.
IF IT ISN'T THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
HOW PREDICTABLE.
WHAT FAILED PLAN
HAVE YOU CONCOCTED THIS YEAR?
WHO NEEDS A PLAN
WHEN YOU'VE GOT ONE OF THESE?
THIS OUGHTA TAKE THE CAKE!
- HEY, WHAT DID YOU - DO THAT FOR?
THAT WAS A COOL LINE.
CHECK IT OUT.
THEY'RE HOLOGRAMS.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
THIS YEAR'S CAKE MUST BE
PARTICULARLY DELICIOUS
FOR THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
TO GO TO SUCH EXTREMES.
NUMBUH 1, ESCAPING DELIGHTFUL
CREEPS AT 3:00.
WHOA!
SLIGHT CHANGE OF PLANS.
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
BATTLE STATIONS!
I HAVE TO GO!
TARGET SIGHTED!
HI, TARGET!
WE'RE IN RANGE.
RIGHT, NOW I CAN FINALLY BLAST
THOSE GOODY-GOODY CREEPS
OUT OF THE SKY!
- Numbuh 1: - NEGATIVE, NUMBUH 4.
TAKE OUT THAT SHIP,
AND WE LOSE THE CAKE.
NUMBUH 5, YOU'RE IN COMMAND.
I'M GOING TO DO A LITTLE
CONFECTIONERY EXTRACTION.
HEY!
I CAN'T TURN THIS THING
ON A DIME, YOU KNOW.
GENTLY...
WOW.
IT SURE DOES LOOK GOOD.
A LITTLE TASTE WOULDN'T HURT.
OW!
WHAT THE...
HUH?
"BYE-BYE"?
WHA... UHH!
AAH!
INCOMING!
YAAH!
AAH!
BRAKE, BRAKE, BRAKE!
[ GASPS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
YAAH!
AAAHH!
UHH!
HMM.
RIDE'S OVER, YOU...
NOT THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
FROM DOWN THE...
HI, NIGEY.
LIZZIE?
I'LL BET YOU'RE WONDERING
WHAT I'M DOING HERE, HUH?
UM, YES.
THAT, AND WHY NOBODY SEEMS TO BE
STEERING THIS SHIP.
WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA!
[ GROANING ]
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
- THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN - PROMISED US
WE COULD HAVE A TASTE
OF THEIR CAKE'S FROSTING
IF I TRICKED YOU GUYS
INTO CHASING US.
LIZZIE, HOW COULD YOU?
- HOW COULD YOU - DOUBLE-CROSS ME?
I-I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, IT LOOKED LIKE
REALLY GOOD FROSTING, NIGEL.
I-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU,
OF ALL PEOPLE,
WOULD DO THIS TO ME.
I THOUGHT WE HAD,
I DON'T KNOW,
A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP
OR SOMETHING.
OH, NIGEY, I'M SO SORRY!
NO.
IT'S... IT'S TOO LATE.
HEY, MAN,
CUT HER SOME SLACK.
SHE SAID SHE WAS SORRY.
YEAH, WHAT CHOICE
DID SHE HAVE?
- OTHERWISE, SHE'D JUST BE TIED UP - AT THE STADIUM
WATCHING THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
EAT THEIR CAKE ON A JUMBOTRON
LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.
STADIUM?
All: FREEZE!
HI, LIZZIE!
HI, GUYS.
DON'T WASTE YOUR AMMO.
ALL WE'VE GOT HERE IS A BUNCH
OF DIRTY DOUBLE-CROSSERS.
NUMBUH 2,
POWER UP THE SHIP.
WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
[ FEEDBACK ]
THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE
TO WATCH US HAVE OUR CAKE
AND EAT IT, TOO.
OH, LOOK, YOU'RE ALL SUFFERING
WITH MOUTHWATERING JEALOUSY.
HOW NICE.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERING ]
- Numbuh 1: - WELL, WELL, WELL.
YOU SENT US ON QUITE A CHASE,
DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
FROM DOWN THE LANE,
BUT THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
NEVER QUIT,
- SO NOW WE'RE GOING - TO MAKE SURE
THAT EVERY KID IN THIS STADIUM
GETS A PIECE OF THAT CAKE.
[ CHEERING ]
OH, REALLY?
WELL, NUMBUH 1...
LET'S SEE WHAT OUR CAKE
HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN,
YOU FREAKS?
UH, NUMBUH 1?
- YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT - THE CAKE.
YES, YES, I KNOW.
IT LOOKS DELICIOUS, BUT I'M...
[ ROARING ]
OH, DID WE FORGET TO MENTION
THIS YEAR WE GOT A POUND CAKE?
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
DON'T WORRY, TEAM.
THIS GUY'S MOSTLY FROSTING.
PREPARE TO FIRE ON MY MARK.
READY...
AIM...
[ ROARING ]
YOU STUPID KIDS NEXT DOOR
THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER.
WELL, YOU'RE NOT.
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO,
WE'LL ALWAYS BE ONE STEP
AHEAD OF YOU
BECAUSE WE DON'T GOOF OFF
LIKE STUPID BABIES.
- WE KNEW YOU'D COME HERE - AND TRY TO STOP US.
Lizzie: NIGEY!
WE FIGURED OUT
LIZZIE?
EVERY LAST DETAIL...
AND THAT'S WHY TODAY OUR
BIRTHDAY WISH WILL COME TRUE.
YOU FORGOT ONE THING,
DELIGHTFUL DORKS...
MY CRAZY GIRLFRIEND.
WHAT?
HANG ON, NIGEY!
I'M COMING.
[ GASPS ]
I'M COMING, NIGEY!!
YUMMY BIRTHDAY CAKE!
THIS IS GOOD.
[ CHEERING ]
NO! NO! NO!
[ CRYING ]
LIZZIE! LIZZIE!
YES, NIGEY?
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
THANKS FOR THE CAKE,
DELIGHTFUL DORKS.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR,
AND MAKE SURE TO BRING
ENOUGH CAKE FOR EVERYONE.
[ CHEERING ]
[ WOMAN SINGING OPERA
[ IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]
[ STATIC ]
[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ STATIC, POP MUSIC PLAYS ]
NUMBUH 3, STOP PLAYING
WITH THAT RADIO!
WHOO-HOO!
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
BUT THAT WAS
OUR FAVORITE SONG.
IF WE CAN'T ALL AGREE ON
A STATION, THE RADIO GOES OFF.
- IT'S BAD ENOUGH - YOU BROUGHT YOUR LITTLE SISTER
- ON OUR TRIP TO - THE KIDS NEXT DOOR MOON BASE.
- WE COULD GET - IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.
MY MOM PUT ME IN CHARGE
OF MOOSHIE
WHILE SHE'S AT WORK TODAY,
SO WHEREVER I GO, SHE GOES.
BEST FRIENDS!
MMM.
ECH! WERE YOU EVER THAT STUPID
WITH YOUR SISTER?
UH, YOU'RE JOKING,
RIGHT?
HEADS UP, CAPTAIN. I'M PICKING
UP A DISTRESS BEACON.
PUT IT ON VIEW SCREEN.
Numbuh 2: THAT'S A KIDS
NEXT DOOR PRISONER TRANSPORT.
AND ITS ENGINES HAVE BEEN BLOWN
CLEAN OFF.
THIS IS NUMBUH 1 OF
KIDS NEXT DOOR SHUTTLE "V"
CALLING PRISONER TRANSPORT.
ANYONE THERE?
HMM, WHY AREN'T THE PILOTS
RESPONDING?
MAYBE SPOOKY ALIENS
ATE THEIR HEADS!
OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS... AAH!
HI, SPOOKY SPACE ALIENS.
PLEASE DON'T EAT MY HEAD.
DON'T TOUCH TH-A-A-A...
[ SCREAMING ]
SOMEBODY STOP THAT GIRL.
CAN WE COME OVER
FOR A TEA PARTY?
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
MAYBE THIS ONE!
QUICK! SOMEONE GRAB
THE CONTROL BEFORE...
[ GROANING ]
DO THAT AGAIN!
MOOSHIE,
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
OH, YEAH.
DO THAT AGAIN, PLEASE!
ABSOLUTELY NOT!
WELL, SHE DID SAY "PLEASE."
BAD NEWS, NUMBUH 1.
- THE FOOD PROCESSOR FUEL DRIVE - IS TOTALED.
GREAT. NOW WE'LL HAVE
MOON BASE FOR HELP.
TO CONTACT KIDS NEXT DOOR
NO DICE.
THE COMMUNICATOR'S DEAD.
SO, WHAT NOW?
DANCE PARTY!
WHOO-HOO!
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
AREN'T YOU GLAD
I BROUGHT HER ALONG NOW?
[ GROANS ]
DOES ANYONE HAVE
ANY HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS?
THE PRISON BARGE HAS ONE
OF THOSE FUEL DRIVES.
MAYBE WE COULD SALVAGE IT.
YAY!
LET'S VISIT THE...
[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]
SPOOKY SPACE ALIENS!
YOU'RE STAYING HERE
WITH NUMBUH 3
WHILE I LEAD AN AWAY TEAM
TO RETRIEVE THAT DRIVE.
BUT WHAT IF THE ALIENS...
EAT YOUR HEAD?
OH, THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS HEAD-EATING ALIENS.
MAYBE WE SHOULD BRING WEAPONS
JUST IN CASE.
AND A HELMET.
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
A SIMPLE RESUPPLY MISSION.
NOW, STAY HERE AND KEEP THE DOOR
LOCKED UNTIL WE GET BACK.
Mooshie: WELL, WHAT IF SOMEONE
TRIES TO DELIVER A PIZZA?
CAN WE GET THE DOOR THEN?
WHATEVER.
COME ON, GUYS.
Numbuh 2: I WONDER
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CREW.
LET'S STAY FOCUSED
ON FINDING THAT FUEL DRIVE.
I'M NOT SAYING
THAT THERE ARE ALIENS,
BUT NOBODY'S REALLY PROVEN
THAT THERE AREN'T ANY, RIGHT?
AND WHO'S TO SAY
THEY DON'T LIKE EATING HEADS?
KNOCK IT OFF, YOU TWO.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS HEAD-EATING ALIENS.
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ LAUGHING ]
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
PIZZA!
I'LL GET IT!
I HOPE YOU BROUGHT
CHEESY BREADSTICKS.
HEY!
PIZZA GUY?
HELLO?
[ GASPS ]
HEY, LET ME IN!
- HOW'S THE SALVAGE GOING, - NUMBUH 2?
OH, SUPER NOT GOOD.
THE DRIVE IS GONE.
BUT THAT'S IMPOSS...
[ MOANING ]
IT'S THE SPACE ALIENS!
COME ON,
YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF ALIENS
THAT DON'T EVEN EXIST, ARE YOU?
[ GRUNTING ]
SPACE ALIENS!
- AAH! - AAH! AAH!
NUMBUH 3,
WHERE'S THE SHIP?
THERE,
AND MY SISTER'S ON IT.
SHE'S LUCKY.
AT LEAST SHE'S NOT TRAPPED
ON A POWERLESS SHIP
WITH A BUNCH
OF HEAD-EATING SPACE ALIENS.
[ GASP ]
MAN, NUMBUH 5 HAS GOT TO STOP
DRINKING SO MUCH SODA
DURING SPACE TRAVEL.
HEY, YOU GUYS GOT THE DRIVE
INSTALLED ALREADY.
- Girl: - IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE I RIGGED UP
A FOOD PROCESSOR FUEL DRIVE.
YEAH, YOU ALWAYS WERE GOOD
WITH THE 2x4 TECHNOLOGY...
NUMBUH 11.
MY NAME IS CREE!
AND YOU KNOW I'M NOT A MEMBER
- OF YOUR STUPID BABIES NEXT DOOR - ANYMORE.
I'M WITH THE ADULTS NOW.
SO, WHAT'S MY BIG SISTER'S
BIG PLAN THIS TIME?
WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW,
THE ONLY REASON I LET YOU RUNTS
CAPTURE ME IN THE FIRST PLACE
WAS BECAUSE I KNEW YOU'D TAKE ME
TO YOUR MOON BASE HEADQUARTERS.
ONCE THERE, I WOULD ESCAPE
AND THEN USE THE ACCESS CODE
I STOLE FROM YOUR BRAIN
TO DETACH
YOUR LITTLE TREE FORT
SO IT WOULD JUST DRIFT AWAY
INTO THE SUN AND BOOM!
NO MORE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
BUT BEFORE WE COULD EVEN GET
TO THE MOON BASE,
THE STUPID PILOTS GOT INTO
AN ARGUMENT ABOUT TRADING CARDS
AND ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE
"BLOW UP THE ENGINES" BUTTON.
UGH!
WHO ELSE BUT A BUNCH
OF STUPID KIDS
- WOULD PUT - A "BLOW UP THE ENGINES" BUTTON
ON A SPACESHIP?
SO I'VE BEEN STUCK
ON THAT TRANSPORT WITH...
THE SPOOKY SPACE ALIENS?
HEY, WHY DIDN'T THEY EAT
YOUR HEAD?
RAAH!
YAY!
FUNNY FIGHT!
- [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] - COME ON, CRABIGAIL!
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
HI-YAH!
GIVE IT UP, SIS!
YOU KNOW I WAS THE BEST FIGHTER
IN THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!
THAT'S RIGHT.
HE-YAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
YOU W THE BEST.
GRR!
YAH!
[ UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
DO YOU MIND?
- SORRY. - [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
WHOA!
HA!
NOW I'M GONNA SHIP YOU
INTO DEEP SPACE
ALONG WITH THE REST
OF THE TRASH.
HEY, ARE YOU GUYS
BEING SERIOUS?
DO I LOOK LIKE I'M FOOLING,
GIRL?
BELIEVE ME,
SHE ISN'T FOOLING.
BUT THAT'S...
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
YOU GUYS ARE SISTERS,
AND SISTERS ARE SUPPOSED TO LOVE
EACH OTHER NO MATTER WHAT.
[ VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS ]
SURE, SOMETIMES MY SISTER
GETS ON MY NERVES,
AND SURE, WE DON'T ALWAYS AGREE
ON EVERYTHING,
BUT I KNOW IN MY HEART,
DEEP, DEEP, DEEP, DEEP,
DEEP DOWN IN MY SOUL
THAT COME WHAT MAY,
I HAVE A FRIEND...
NO! MORE THAN A FRIEND,
A SPECIAL PERSON WHO LOVES ME
FOR WHO I AM,
A PERSON WHO
I'M PROUD TO CALL...
MY SISTER.
WHAT HAPPENED TO US,
CREE?
I-I DON'T KNOW.
I GOT OLDER.
THINGS CHANGE.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU WERE IN
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR,
I WANTED TO BE
JUST LIKE YOU.
YOU WERE THE BEST,
AND I WAS SO PROUD
TO BE YOUR SISTER.
OH, ABBY.
CREE.
BEST FRIENDS!
- OH. - OH.
CREE, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE
ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY TO YOU.
YES, SWEET, LITTLE ABBY.
I BEAT YOUR BUTT!
HUH?
[ CRASH ]
EW.
- [ LAUGHS ] - SUCKER.
LUCKY SHOT, GIRL.
I WAS ABOUT TO DO
THE SAME THING TO YOU.
MAYBE NEXT TIME.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU ARE SO IN TROUBLE
WHEN I GET HOME!
Mooshie: OLDER SISTERS...
THEY ALWAYS FALL
FOR THAT TEARY JUNK.
MUST BE HORMONES
OR SOMETHING.
[ SCREAMING ]
HOLD YOUR FIRE!
- Numbuh 2: - DID WE GET THEM?
I THINK SO.
HI, SPACEY SPOOKY
SPACE ALIENS!
HEY, YOU'RE NOT
SPACE ALIENS.
AT LEAST SOMEONE KNOWS
THE DIFFERENCE.
NUMBUHS 92 AND 93.
[ Nervously ]
LONG TIME, NO SEE?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE...
BEING BOUND AND GAGGED
BY THAT STUPID TEENAGER CREE
OR YOU IDIOTS.
AND WHO'S THAT LITTLE GIRL?
SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
KIDS NEXT DOOR HEADQUARTERS IS
GONNA WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS.
I'M SEEING BIG,
FAT DECOMMISSIONS ALL AROUND.
WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
HELP US OUT OF THESE!
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU...
OW!
CUT THAT OUT!
STOP IT! OW!
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN.
[ LAUGHS ]
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.