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- Numbuh 1: WHEN THE MISSION SPECS - WERE DELIVERED
- FROM GLOBAL KIDS NEXT DOOR - COMMAND,
I IMMEDIATELY KNEW THAT
THERE WAS ONLY ONE OPERATIVE
WHO COULD HANDLE
THE JOB.
ME.
IT SEEMED SIMPLE ENOUGH...
RETRIEVE THE GOODS.
BUT AS EVERY DECENT
KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE KNOWS,
NOTHING IS EVER SIMPLE.
[ BEEPS ]
UGH!
[ PANTING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
WAAH!
[ GRUNTS ]
HUH?
[ BEEPS ]
[ GASPS ]
AAH!
UGH!
Evil 5: THANKS FOR PICK
THIS UP FOR US, NIGEL.
WAIT!
NO, YOU CAN'T!
SOMEBODY HELP!
Numbuh 2: MEANWHILE,
I WAS MILD-MANNERLY READING
COMICS IN THE PARK
WHEN SUDDENLY...
HOLY UNDERWEAR!
THIS IS A JOB FOR...
NUMBUH 2 GUY!
HELP ME,
NUMBUH 2 GUY.
THEY'VE GOT THE GOODS.
YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE.
DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T ALLOW THE BADS
TO HAVE THE GOODS.
GREAT. NOW GO.
THE GOOD GUY ALWAYS GETS
THE GOODS.
YES, THAT'S VERY CLEVER,
BUT THEY'RE GETTING...
YOU KNOW, THE THING ABOUT
A GOOD GUY...
JUST GO!
I'LL TELL HIM LATER,
BUT FIRST I'LL FIND THOSE
NE'ER-DO-WELLERS.
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB
FOR MY PENETRA-VISION!
NOTHING CAN ESCAPE
MY GAZE.
ALL IS SEEN
BY MY AMAZING VISION.
[ GASPS ]
WHAT'S THIS?
AHA!
THE DEVIOUS VILLAINS
FROM THE CONSORTIUM OF CRIME.
NUMBUH 2 GUY AWAY!
NOT SO FAST,
YOU EVIL FIVE.
NUMBUH 2 GUY.
WHAT AN UNPLEASANT
SURPRISE.
WHY DON'T YOU GO LEAP OVER
A TALL CLIFF OR SOMETHING.
LATER.
BUT FIRST,
I'VE GOT TO STOP YOU,
SO GIVE ME THE GOODS.
WE'LL GIVE YOU THE GOODS
ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHING ]
WHAT? NO!
IT'S MY ONE WEAKNESS!
HERE,
TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.
[ LAUGHING ]
NO. STOP.
STRENGTH GAINING.
CAN'T SPEAK NORMAL.
MUST STOP
DEVIOUS VILLAINS
FROM THE CONSORTIUM OF...
CRIME!
I... DID IT.
OHH...
- OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! - MY TURN!
SO HERE'S
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
IT WAS A PRETTY,
PRETTY DAY.
THAT'S ME!
AND THESE
ARE THE FLOWERS.
HI, FLOWERS!
- Together: - HI, KUKI.
[ GIGGLES ]
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TODAY,
FLOWER FRIENDS?
LET'S ALL...
AHH!
HI, BOXIE.
HI, KUKI.
Flowers: HI, BOXIE.
WANT TO PLAY?
SURE!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
♪ WE'RE THE BEST, BEST FRIENDS
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD ♪
♪ JUST SKIPPING ALONG
EATING FUDGIE-FUDGE SWIRL ♪
♪ WE'RE DANCING AND SINGING,
JUST BOXIE AND ME ♪
♪ HUGGING AND KISSING
AND CLIMBING A TREE ♪
♪ WE'RE THE BEST, BEST FRIENDS
IN THE UNIVERSE ♪
♪ HAVING LOTS OF FUN SOLVING
THE MUMMY'S CURSE ♪
♪ JUST BOXIE AND ME,
AND WE'RE DIGGING FOR CLAMS ♪
♪ CURLING OUR HAIR
AND BAKING UP HAMS ♪
♪ WE'RE THE BEST, BEST FRIENDS
IN ALL OF THE PARK ♪
♪ JUST SKIPPING ALONG
AND SINGING ♪
ROOOOOAR!
HI, NEW SPOOKY FRIEND.
WANT TO PLAY?
UH... SURE.
WE WANT TO PLAY
WITH THAT BOX YOU'VE GOT.
YOU MEAN BOXIE,
MY BEST FRIEND?
THE BOX I PROMISED
TO BE FRIENDS WITH
FOREVER AND EVER?
[ MUMBLING ]
THAT'S RIGHT.
OKAY!
[ MUMBLES ]
RIGHT.
THEN I GUESS
WE'LL BE GOING NOW.
OKAY. BYE!
SEE YOU LATER!
[ GIGGLES ]
IT WAS THE FUNNEST DAY
EVER!
Numbuh 4: AFTER
NUMBUH 3'S FAILURE
TO RETAIN THE PRECIOUS
RECTANGULOID POWER CHARM,
IT WAS UP TO ME
TO RETRIEVE IT.
[ LAUGHING ]
HUH?!
AND IT OVER, DELIGHTFUL...
OR FACE
THE WRATH OF...
NUMBUH 4-GO!
YOUR POWERS
DON'T SCARE US!
JUST TRY AND TAKE
THE RECTANGULOID POWER CHARM.
HMM.
I WAS HOPING
YOU'D SAY THAT.
HYAAAAH!
GUM WAD ATTACK!
BOOYAH!
[ LAUGHING ]
HUH?
THOSE DELIGHTFUL...
AREN'T SO TOUGH.
I CHALLENGED THEM,
AND I DEFEATED THEM EASILY.
HUH?!
IT CAN'T BE!
HA HA
HA HA HA!
NOT BAD
FOR A BEGINNER,
BUT YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR US
AT OUR FULL POWER EVOLUTION.
AAAAHH-HA!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ LAUGHING ]
IMPRESSIVE.
BUT I ALSO HAVE A SURPRISE
FOR YOU!
HYAH!
AAAAHH!
HUH?
OH, CRUD.
UGH!
HYAH!
IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT,
MONSTER?
YOU WISH.
HUH? UGH!
AAAAHH!
THEIR POWER LEVELS
ARE OFF THE CHARTS.
I'M REALLY GONNA HAVE TO GET
SOME BIGGER CHARTS.
THE RECTANGULOID
POWER CHARM!
NOOOO!
I... I HAVE FAILED.
BUT MARK MY WORDS...
I WILL NOT FAIL AGAIN!
Numbuh 5: SO NOW,
IT WAS UP TO NUMBUH 5
TO RETRIEVE THE GOODS.
THERE YOU ARE!
Evil 5:
THERE IT IS.
UH-OH.
GET IT!
HMM?
PBHT!
AAH!
[ GROWLING ]
COME BACK HERE!
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
COME BACK HERE!
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
AAH! AAH!
WHAT THE...?!
NO, IT ISN'T!
CHECK IT YOURSELF.
UGH!
ANCHOVIES!
THANK YOU.
[ SIGHS ] TYPICAL.
ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS PICK UP A PIZZA,
- AND YOU CAN'T - EVEN DO THAT RIGHT!
AW. AW.
ONE PIZZA FOR
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
HELLO?
ANYONE?
AW, COME ON!
Together:
YOU SEEM A LITTLE SMALL
FOR A JOB THIS BIG.
- White: - DON'T WORRY, HUH?
JUST TELL ME WHO YOUR
NUMBER-ONE PROBLEM IS.
WELL, THAT'S EASY...
NUMBUH 1!
[ LAUGHING ]
OHH! NINE MISSIONS
IN TWO DAYS.
[ GROANS ]
I NEVER WANT TO FACE
AN ADULT MENACE AGAIN.
WHOO-HOO!
THAT MISSION WAS
TOTALLY PHENOMENAL!
- WHAT DO YOU SAY, - GUYS,
- ONE MORE MISSION - JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT?
- HUH? HUH? - WHAT DO YOU SAY?
- WHAT DO YOU SAY, - GUYS? HUH?
NUMBUH 5 SAYS YOU BETTER
RELAX BEFORE YOU GO NUTS.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING - ABOUT?
NIGEL UNO
IS OPERATING AT 110...
AS YOU WERE SAYING?
FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I TRIPPED OVER THIS.
SEE? SEE?
HMM?
HUH?
- OOH, YOU GOT - A PRESENT!
- WHO'S IT FROM? - WHO'S IT FROM?
PROBABLY
FROM GLOBAL COMMAND
FOR MY AMAZING
LEADERSHIP SKILLS.
[ GULPS ]
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY,
- AND WE SHOULD ALL - GET SOME SLEEP, RIGHT?
RIGHT.
- HEY! - LOOK, EVERYONE!
NUMBUH 1'S
GOT NEW UNDERPANTS!
MAN, WHAT SIZE
ARE YOU?
[ GROWLS ]
- WHAT ARE YOU - LOOKING AT?
NOTHING,
MR. FATTY PANTS.
- [ GROWLS ] - NUMBUH 4...
- GIVE ME - THOSE SHORTS NOW.
♪ I SEE LONDON,
I SEE FRANCE ♪
♪ I SEE NIGEL'S
GIANT UNDERPANTS ♪
CAN'T CATCH US!
HA-HA!
[ GROWLS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
THROW IT HERE!
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M OPEN!
HEY, NUMBUH 1.
OW!
YOU GUYS ARE ENOUGH
TO DRIVE ANYONE CRAZY.
OBVIOUSLY THERE MUST BE
SOME SORT OF MIX-UP AT COMMAND.
- THIS IS THE WORST GIFT - I'VE GOTTEN
SINCE MY GRANDMOTHER GAVE ME
A HAIR DRYER.
DO YOU MIND?
[ GIGGLES ]
OKAY, EVERYONE.
BEDTIME.
THAT'S AN ORDER.
[ SNORING ]
White: NIGEL UNO,
YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE
AN ACCIDENT.
[ SIREN WAILS ]
THIS IS NUMBUH 65.3
WITH AN URGENT CODE-RED
MAXIMUM SECURITY ALERT MESSAGE.
YEAH, YEAH.
LAY IT ON US.
NEGATORY, NUMBUH 5.
ACCORDING TO SECTION 54,
PARAGRAPH 23
OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
OPERATIONS MANUAL,
- NO KIDS NEXT DOOR - COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER
IS AUTHORIZED TO DISSEMINATE
CODE-RED MAXIMUM SECURITY DATA
UNLESS THE LEAD OPERATIVE
IS PRESENT.
IN ENGLISH, DORKATRON.
NO NUMBUH 1,
NO MESSAGE.
WHO...
WHO ARE YOU?
THEY CALL ME...
MR. WHITE!
UGH!
AAH!
GET... OFF... OF... ME!
AH! HA-HA!
UGH!
YOU GOT SPUNK, KID.
- BUT THAT AIN'T ENOUGH - TO STOP
A PROFESSIONAL PAIR
OF UNDIES LIKE ME.
AAAAHH!
UGH!
HEY, NUMBUH 1, WE NEED YOU
IN THE MISSION PREP...
[ GRUNTING
[ AND GROANING ]
AAH! SOUNDS LIKE
NUMBER TWO.
BUT I'M RIGHT HERE.
Numbuh 1:
[ GROANING ]
I'M GONNA FLUSH YOU BACK
WHERE YOU CAME FROM.
AHH!
UGH!
AAAAHH!
Numbuh 1: AHH!
[ OBJECTS SMASH ]
HELP ME!
YOU'RE NEXT IN COMMAND.
YOU GO IN AND HELP HIM.
ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR MIND?
[ GRUNTS ]
YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE,
NUMBUH 1.
I KNOW YOU GOT IT
IN YOU.
- MAYBE HE NEEDS - A MAGAZINE.
AHH! AHH!
THIS UNDERWEAR
IS KILLING ME!
- OH, I KNOW - WHAT YOU MEAN.
- MINE BUNCHES UP - ALL THE TIME,
EVEN THE ONES WITH
THE LITTLE ROCKETS ON THEM.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
HE'S THE ENEMY.
UGH!
I HATE TO SAY IT,
BUT OUR LEADER
HAS FINALLY LOST IT.
BUT WE CAN'T LET
65.3 KNOW THAT,
SO HERE'S WHAT
WE'RE GONNA DO...
Numbuh 65.3: IT TOOK YOU 4.369
MINUTES TO GET HERE, NUMBUH 1,
- BUT BETTER LATE - THAN NEVER.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
CODE-RED MAXIMUM SECURITY ALERT.
[ SIGHS ]
ACCORDING TO THIS...
WHAT?
I'M PACKING HEAT NOW,
SHORTY.
IT'S STUCK!
LET GO OF MY HEAD!
I'LL SHRINK YOU DOWN
TO COTTON BALLS.
[ GRUNTS ]
UGH!
SEE YOU, CHUMP.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, NO YOU DON'T!
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
WHOA!
HUH?
[ GASPS ]
HOLY SHORTS.
KIDS CAN BE SO CRUEL
TO THEIR UNDERPANTS.
[ SOBBING ]
[ METAL CLANKING ]
HUH?
AHH!
GOT YOU.
COME OUT
WITH YOUR ELASTIC UP.
ALL RIGHT, KID,
YOU GOT ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE,
OR WHY YOU'RE AFTER ME,
BUT I'M GONNA SHUT YOUR Y-FLAP
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
[ GASPS ]
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
WHO DOES YOUR BLEACH?
AHH!
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY
I BECAME A PROFESSIONAL?
'CAUSE OF ALL THE KIDS
THAT TREAT THEIR UNDIES
LIKE CRUD!
LISTEN, MAYBE YOU BETTER
READ THE ALERT TO ME.
NUMBUH 1'S
KIND OF NUTTY LATELY
'CAUSE OF ALL
THE BACK-TO-BACK MISSIONS.
I'M GONNA NEED SOME PROOF BEFORE
I START BENDING THE RULES.
AAAAHH!
THIS UNDERWEAR'S GOT ME,
AND I DON'T LIKE IT!
AHH!
AAAAHH!
OKAY...
I'LL JUST READ
THIS HERE CODE-RED ALERT THEN.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
- LOOKS LIKE - THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
HAVE TAKEN OUT A CONTRACT
ON NUMBUH 1.
I'M DOWNLOADING
THE ASSASSIN'S SPECS NOW.
AHH!
HA!
NOW I'VE GOT...
OW!
UGH! WAHH!
THAT'S THE ASSASSIN?
IT LOOKS LIKE A PAIR
OF UNDERPANTS.
- Together: - UNDERPANTS?!
NUMBUH 1,
WE'RE COMING!
AHH!
[ GASPS ]
HEH-HEH-HEH.
NOW TO FINISH
THE JOB.
HUH?
WILL YOU LOOK AT THE WAY
THAT KID TREATS HIS UNDERWEAR?
ALL FOLDED AND NEAT.
I CAN'T HURT A KID
WHO'S GOOD TO HIS SHORTS.
HOLD ON, KID,
I'M COMING TO GET YOU!
HUH?
WAIT.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
YOU'RE A DIRTY PAIR
OF LIVING UNDERWEAR
AFTER MY BEST FRIEND.
WHAT'S NOT TO
UNDERSTAND?
- YOU GOTTA LISTEN - TO ME.
YOUR FRIEND IS HANGING
FOR HIS LIFE,
AND I'M THE UNDERPANTS
THAT CAN SAVE HIM.
FORGET IT,
DRYER LINT!
NO!
LET THE UNDIES GO.
HIS MISSION
IS A PEACEFUL ONE.
AAAAHH!
I'M COMING, KID!
AHH!
QUICK,
GRAB MY ELASTIC.
[ GROANING ]
WHOA,
THAT WAS CLOOOSE!
[ CHEERING ]
UGH!
THAT UNDERWEAR
SAVED MY LIFE.
[ GROANING ]
DON'T WORRY,
MR. UNDIE-BUNNY,
YOU'LL BE FEELING BETTER
IN NO TIME.
- HOPEFULLY - YOU STRETCHED ENOUGH
TO FIT NUMBUH 1'S
HUGE TUSHY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
MOVE IT, BIG BUTT!
[ HUMS ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ GIGGLES ]
HUMPH!
I NEVER MET A BUNCH OF KIDS
LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
HEY,
IF YOU DON'T MIND,
CAN YOU KEEP QUIET ABOUT ME
FOLDING MY YOU-KNOW-WHATS?
HEY, I'M A PAIR
OF UNDERWEAR.
PRIVACY IS WHAT I DO.
- SO, WHAT ARE YOU - GONNA DO NOW?
I'M DONE WORKING IN
THE UNDERWORLD.
I'LL PROBABLY RETIRE
TO MY CONDO IN FLORIDA.
BUT FIRST, I'M GONNA GET
SOME FRIENDS OF MINE
TO DO YOU GUYS
A FAVOR.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
Together:
OH, GOODY, A PRESENT!
WHAT?
TUBE SOCKS?
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.