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Numbuh 3: HE WAS THE SMALLEST
ONE OF US,
BUT HE HAD
THE BIGGEST HEART.
HE MAY NOT HAVE BEEN
THE SMARTEST,
BUT HE ALWAYS MEANT WELL AND
WANTED TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
[ SOBBING ]
I... I CAN STILL SEE HIM
SCAMPERING AROUND
THE TREEHOUSE,
ACTING LIKE HE WAS SO BIG
AND TOUGH AND...
[ SOBBING ]
OH, DON'T TELL ME THE STUPID
FUNERAL'S NOT OVER YET!
[ SCREAMS ]
AW, COME ON!
- SO, ONE OF THE CRUDDY HAMSTERS - IS GONE!
IT'S NOT LIKE WE HAVEN'T
GOT ANOTHER THOUSAND
OF THE DUMB RODENTS
RUNNING AROUND!
- [ COUGHING ] - HEY!
HAVE YOU WEASELS BEEN STEALING
SODA FROM MY ROOM AGAIN?!
UGH! UGH!
WHY, YOU FUR BALLS!
AAH!
COME BACK HERE, YOU...
I'M GONNA GET YOU!
I AM SO GONNA GET YOU!
AAH!
IT'S OKAY, NUMBUH 3,
CHUBBO LIVED A GOOD LIFE.
YEAH, I'M SURE HE'S IN
A BETTER PLACE NOW.
WHAT KIND OF PLACE?
YOU KNOW,
WHERE ALL THE HAMSTERS GO
WHEN THEY, UH, MOVE ON.
ARE THERE PLENTY
OF CEDAR CHIPS
FOR THEM TO FROLIC
AND SCAMPER IN?
SURE, AND ALL THE SUNFLOWER
SEEDS THEY CAN EAT.
AND THEY HAVE MOTOCROSS RACES
EVERY DAY.
VROOM, VROOM, VROOM.
UGH!
UH, WELL, MAYBE NOT
EVERY DAY.
ANYWAY, I'M SURE THEY'RE
ALL VERY HAPPY.
OF COURSE THEY ARE.
NOW, WHY DON'T WE ALL GO BACK
TO THE TREEHOUSE
AND WATCH THOSE HAMSTER CARTOONS
YOU LIKE SO MUCH?
YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.
I WANNA SPEND A LITTLE MORE TIME
WITH CHUBBO.
TAKE AS LONG AS YOU LIKE,
NUMBUH 3.
COME ON, GUYS.
NUMBUH 4, LET'S GO,
ALREADY.
OW! UGH! UGH!
I'LL DEAL WITH YOU
SODA-STEALING RODENTS LATER!
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND STAY OUT
OF MY ROOM!
OH, CHUBBO,
I WISH I COULD TAKE CARE OF
ALL YOU POOR LITTLE HAMSTERS
IN THAT PLACE YOU GO TO.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
UH, BYE-BYE, CHUBBO.
I LOVE YOU.
[ RUMBLING ]
CHUBBO... HAMSTERS... HAPPY...
CEDAR CHIPS...
TOILET-PAPER ROLL.
[ SQUEAKING ]
[ GASPS ]
HELLO?
IS ANYBODY THERE?
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ SQUEAKING ]
[ SIGHS ]
AAH!
UGH!
COME BACK HERE WITH MY SODA,
YOU MISERABLE RATS!
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S GONNA BE "POP GOES THE
WEASEL" TIME WHEN I... AAH!
YOU ARE SO IN FOR IT NOW!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ SQUEAKING ]
HELLO?
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ SQUEAKING ]
HELLO?
W-WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING UP?
WE HAVE ENOUGH RESERVE POWER
FOR THE NIGHT.
[ WHOOSH ]
UM... UH...
[ GASPS ]
WHAT... WHAT IS GOING ON?
UM... UH...
AAH!
UH... UH...
AAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAH!
NUMBUH 3!
- NUMBUH 3, - WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
PLAYING WITH THE POWER
AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT?
HAMSTER GHOSTIES!
HUNDREDS OF THEM, ALL GLOWY
AND SQUEAKY AND FUZZY!
YES, ADORABLE,
BUT SO SCARY!
COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU!
THIS...
- AAAH! - AAAH! AAAH!
OH, COME ON,
THERE'S NOTHING THERE.
BUT I...
LISTEN, YOU'VE HAD
A ROUGH DAY.
YOU'RE IMAGINING
THINGS.
WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK
TO YOUR ROOM
- AND MAKE WITH THE Z's, - BABY?
'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE
NUMBUH 5 IS HEADING.
YEAH, I'M BUSHED.
DON'T STAY UP TOO LATE,
NUMBUH 3.
[ GIGGLES ]
THEY'RE RIGHT,
I'M JUST BEING... AAH!
OHHHHHH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO! NO! NO-O-O!
AW, STUPID, STUPID,
STUPID... WAIT A...
HAH! I GOT ONE BACK,
'CAUSE I KICK BUTT!
♪ YOU STUPID HAMSTER
♪ I GOT YOUR SODA
♪ STUPID, AND I'M SO CUTE
PBHT!
DUMB RATS THINK YOU CAN
OUTSMART ME, HUH?
OH!
Numbuh 3: AAH! LET ME GO!
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
HELP! AAH!
STOP!
AAH!
NUMBUH 3!
[ SIREN WAILING ]
NO, STOP! NO!
NO, NO, STOP!
STOP! YOU'RE...
YOU'RE TICKLING ME!
[ LAUGHING ]
OH, CHUBBO,
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
I COULD STAY HERE FOREVER!
[ HAMSTERS CHEERING ]
TOO BAD I CAN'T.
I MEAN, IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN
TO STAY WITH YOU GUYS.
[ HAMSTERS CHEERING ]
BUT I REALLY HAVE TO GO.
[ HAMSTERS GROWLING ]
THEN AGAIN...
[ HAMSTERS CHEERING ]
GOTTA GO.
[ HAMSTERS GROWLING ]
COME ON!
I HAVE TO TAKE CARE
OF THE HAMSTERS BACK HOME.
BESIDES, YOU'LL BE FINE.
YOU'RE ALL JUST GHOSTS ANYWAY.
UM, UH, WELL, UH,
OKAY, BYE!
HUH? HUH?
[ HAMSTERS GROWLING ]
Numbuh 1: ANY SIGN OF NUMBUH 3?
All: NO.
THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE
SOGGY WOOD CHIPS.
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED.
SHE'S GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE.
AAAAAH!
FEAR NOT, NUMBUH 3,
THE RESCUE TEAM HAS ARRIVED.
- GREAT, NICE TO SEE YA. - LET'S GO!
HUH? HUH?
[ RUMBLING ]
AAH! AAH!
[ PANTING ]
AAH! AAH!
UGH!
KEEP CLIMBING!
COME ON!
AAH!
UGH! HELP!
UGH!
[ STRAINING ]
UGH! [ COUGHING ]
HELP ME!
COME ON, PULL!
UGH! UGH!
THANKS, GUYS.
CAN WE PLEASE
GO TO BED NOW?
- HUH?! - HUH?! HUH?!
AAH! AAH!
AHEM!
[ GAGGING ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ GAGGING ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ GAGGING ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ GAGGING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
WAY TO GO! WHOO-HOO!
THAT'S MY SODA THEY'RE USING.
[ LAUGHING ]
[ HAMSTERS SHOUTING
[ INDISTINCTLY ]
UH-OH.
YAY! YAY!
THANKS, GUYS!
YOU WERE GREAT!
OH, AND CHUBBO SAYS "HI."
MAYBE YOU FLEABAGS
AREN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL.
ANY TIME YOU WANT A SODA,
IT'S ON ME.
ALL RIGHT.
OH, YOU WANT ONE NOW?
THERE YOU GO, PAL.
CHEERS.
AAH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU ROTTEN
LITTLE WEASELS!
[ GROWLING ]
POOR HAMSTER GHOSTIES.
I HOPE THEY'RE NOT TOO UPSET.
DON'T WORRY, I'M SURE
THEY'LL FIND SOMETHING
TO KEEP THEM HAPPY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Numbuh 58: COME IN,
KIDS NEXT DOOR MOONBASE.
THIS IS NUMBUH 58 AND 59
OF KIDS NEXT DOOR
PRISON TRANSPORT DELTA
WITH A CARGO OF ONE
CLASS-13 PRISONER.
- REQUESTING PERMISSION - TO LAND.
THAT'S AFFIRMATIVE,
NUMBUH 58.
WELCOME TO MOONBASE.
- ROGER THAT. - OVER AND OUT.
HEY, BIRTHDAY BOY'S BEEN
PRETTY QUIET BACK THERE.
YEAH, I'D BETTER
CHECK ON HIM.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, NUMBUH 206?
TIRED OF BEING 13 AL... HEY!
YOU SHOULDN'T BE RIPPING
THOSE WIRES OUT OF THE WALL!
[ EXPLOSION ]
Numbuh 58: MAYDAY, MAYDAY,
WE'RE LOSING ORBIT!
- KIDS NEXT DOOR - S.C.A.M.P.E.R....
SHABBY CAMPER ACTUALLY MAKES
PERFECT EMERGENCY RESCUEMABOB.
HMM.
LET'S RUN A FULL ANALYSIS
ON THIS DEBRIS, GUYS.
UGH.
WOULD YOU GUYS COME ON?!
Numbuh 5: COMING!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
♪ LA-LA LA-LA-LA,
LA-LA LA-LA LA LA ♪
FINALLY, SOME REST
AND RELAXATION.
AREN'T YOU GUYS FORGETTING
SOMETHING?
OH, YEAH.
SUNBLOCK!
UGH!
- [ Sarcastically ] - THAT'S JUST GREAT!
GO AHEAD, PUT ON SUNBLOCK!
LET'S SOAK UP SOME RAYS!
OH, HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
LET'S COMPLETELY FORGET ABOUT
INVESTIGATING THIS STUPID CRASH
AND GO FROLICKING
IN THE OCEAN INSTEAD.
MAYBE AFTERWARDS, WE COULD GO
AND GET SOME YUMMY FUNNEL CAKES
AND PIZZA ON
WHAT?!
THE BOARDWALK!
[ Irish accent ]
FUNNEL CAKES AND PIZZAS!
N-N-NO, 86!
N-NO, SIR... I MEAN, MA'AM, SIR.
I-I-I THOUGHT...
THINKING IS WHAT
YOU BOYS NEVER DO!
YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY IDIOT
BROTHER... ALWAYS GOOFING OFF!
WE'VE GOT A 13-YEAR-OLD
OPERATIVE
WHO'S SCHEDULED FOR
DECOMMISSIONING ON THE RUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS
WAITING AROUND FOR?!
SEARCH THAT WRECKAGE!
YES, SIR. YES, SIR.
COMING THROUGH.
[ COUGHING ]
AW.
A SAND CRAB.
Numbuh 2: I THINK I SWALLOWED
NUMBUH 5, WILL YOU GIVE
THESE TWO WIMPS A HAND?
UH, ON IT, CHIEF.
CAN'T ANYBODY GET SOME
REST AROUND HERE?
I BROUGHT SUNBLOCK.
GOOD IDEA, NUMBUH 3.
AT LEAST SOMEONE'S USING
THEIR BRAIN AROUND HERE!
YO, WE FOUND
THE PILOTS!
OH, MY WORD.
WAIT HERE AND DON'T MOVE
A MUSCLE!
BUT I...
NOT A MUSCLE.
OUT OF MY WAY!
OH, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
WE'RE OKAY, CHIEF.
YEAH, NOTHING BROKEN,
I...
I DIDN'T ASK YOU!
I BET IT'S YOUR FAULT
THE PRISONER ESCAPED!
MAN, WHO PUT A BEE
IN H UNDIES?
AT LEAST SHE'S
BEING NICE TODAY.
- USUALLY, SHE'S - HIT US BY NOW.
YOU TWO GOT SOMETHING
TO SAY?!
N-N-NO, SIR.
W-WE WERE JUST...
I-I-I MEAN...
STOP THAT!
NAIL-BITING
IS SO DISGUSTING!
OH! NUMBUH 362 NEVER HAS TO PUT
UP WITH THIS KIND OF STUPIDITY!
IF SHE WAS HERE,
SHE'D SLAP YOU DUMB BOYS
INTO THE NEXT...
[ RUMBLING ]
IT'S NUMBUH 206!
HE'S GETTING AWAY.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU - STOP HIM?!
YOU ORDERED ME NOT TO MOVE
A MUSCLE.
OH! I'LL STOP HIM MYSELF.
IF YOU WANT TO GET ANYTHING
DONE, YOU GOT TO DO IT...
WILL SOMEONE GET IN HERE
AND FLY THIS PIECE OF JUNK?!
All: YEAH.
TURBINES TO SPEED.
GENERATORS AT MAX.
WEAPONS ON.
SHIELDS ON.
OKAY, TROOPS, LET'S...
QUIT WASTING TIME AND GO!
YOU'RE LETTING HIM
GET AWAY!
HOLD HER STEADY,
NUMBUH 2.
CAN'T YOU FLY THIS THING
ANY FASTER?!
WATCH ME.
WHOA! WHOA!
UGH! ALL RIGHT,
TAKE HIM DOWN.
ALMOST THERE.
[ GASPS ]
HE'S HEADED FOR THE
DOWN THE LANE'S MANSION!
DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM
NUMBUH 206 KNOWS ALL ABOUT
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR'S PLANS
TO INFILTRATE THEIR
HEADQUARTERS WITH OUR BEST SPY.
IF HE GETS THERE,
HE'LL TELL THEM EVERYTHING.
COME ON, SHORTY,
SHOOT HIM DOWN!
WE'RE NOT LOCKED YET.
I SAID,
"SHOOT HIM DOWN"!
SEE?
ALL IS SEE IS THAT TAILPIECE
FLYING RIGHT AT US!
Numbuh 86: OF ALL THE STUPID
THINGS IN THE STUPID WORLD
OF STUPID PEOPLE ACTING STUPID,
YOU BOYS ARE THE STUPIDLIEST!
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TRYING
TO WIN A STUPID CONTEST,
BUT YOU'RE TOO STUPID
TO TAKE A STUPIDITY TEST!
NUMBUH 5 AND NUMBUH 3,
WE'LL TRACK NUMBUH 206 ON FOOT.
HEY, WHAT ABOUT US?
WHY DON'T YOU THREE TRY
GUARDING THAT DANDELION
FROM ANY ADULT ATTACKS,
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN
HANDLE IT?!
BUT...
THAT'S AN ORDER!
[ SIGHS ]
- I'D LIKE TO SEE SOME GROWN-UPS - TRY TO GET THEIR HANDS
ON THAT FLOWER WHILE
WE'RE AROUND, EH, GUYS?
THERE HE IS.
LET'S GO.
WE BETTER SPLIT UP.
- NUMBUH 3, - YOU TAKE TO THE LEFT.
- NUMBUH 5, - YOU TAKE TO THE RIGHT.
LET'S MOVE.
MAN, THIS STINKS.
WHO DO WE HAVE TO LISTEN
TO WHAT NUMBUH 86 SAYS, ANYWAY?
SHE'S HEAD OF DECOMMISSIONING.
SHE OUTRANKS US.
SO WHAT?
WE'RE JUST AS GOOD AS SHE IS.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WHO NEEDS HER
STUPID ORDERS?!
COME ON.
LET'S GO, BOYS!
FREEZE, NUMBUH 206!
WHAT?!
HYAH! HYAH!
OHH.
NICE TRY,
BIRTHDAY BOY.
BUT I GUESS WE KNOW WHO
THE BETTER GIRL IS, HUH?
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO AND GET
YOUR DECOMMISSIONING OVER WITH?
[ DOOR OPENS ]
DON'T MOVE!
- Together: [ Monotone ] - WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
PUT YOUR HANDS
WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
[ MUTTERING ]
I'M NOT GONNA
ASK YOU AGAIN!
BUT WE...
NOW!
AWW.
UHH.
W-W-WHAT IS THAT?
THEY'RE, UM...
THEY'RE TOENAILS.
T-T-T-TOENAILS?!
WE'VE BEEN SAVING THEM.
YOU WHAT?!
THAT'S SO DISGUSTING!
IT IS NOT.
IT'S LIKE A HOBBY.
[ GIGGLING ]
NO! GET THOSE THINGS
AWAY FROM...
UGH!
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
[ MOANING ]
UGH.
AAAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
GET THEM OFF, GET THEM OFF!
Numbuh 3: NUMBUH 86,
WHERE ARE YOU?
Numbuh 5: THIS WAY.
EW, THAT'S NASTY!
H-H-H-H-HELP.
TOENAILS!
DON'T JUST STAND THERE,
HELP US PICK UP
OUR TOENAIL COLLECTION.
[ PANTING ]
I SURE HOPE WE DIDN'T MISS
ANY OF THE ACTION.
[ MOANING ]
IF I WAS YOU,
I WOULD WASH IT OFF.
Numbuh 1: VOILÄ!
ONE FUGITIVE
ALL WRAPPED UP TO GO.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
YOU IDIOTS CAUGHT
NUMBUH 206?!
AND WE KEPT THE DANDELION
SHUT UP!
SAFE, TOO.
THERE'S NO WAY I'M
LETTING YOU BUFFOONS
- TAKE CREDIT - FOR MY WORK!
- WHAT ARE YOU - TALKING ABOUT?!
- WE CAPTURED HIM - FAIR AND SQUARE!
HA! IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,
YOU'D STILL BE AT THE BEACH,
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET
SAND OUT OF YOUR SHORTS!
SO LONG, YOU DUMB BOYS.
AND GOOD RIDDANCE!
HOLD IT,
LITTLE MISS TOENAIL.
WE A CAUGHT THAT GUY...
BOYS AND GIRLS.
DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 5.
I'LL BE SURE TO CREDIT YOU
AND NUMBUH 3 IN MY REPORT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
KEEP YOUR STUPID CREDIT!
SUIT YOURSELF.
MORE CREDIT FOR ME.
MAN, WHO PUT A BEE
IN H UNDIES?
Numbuh 86: VOILÄ!
ONE FUGITIVE
ALL WRAPPED UP TO GO.
- AND I WANT IT TO GO - ON THE RECORD
THAT ALL CREDIT FOR THIS CAPTURE
GOES DIRECTLY TO ME.
LOOKS LIKE NUMBUH 362's
UM, NUMBUH 86.
GONNA GIVE ME A BIG PROMOTION.
WHAT?!
UH...
NUMBUH 362...
UH, SIR...
YOU IDIOT!
I MEAN, MA'AM.
I WAS THIS CLOSE TO GETTING
THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN'S PLANS!
THEN YOU ATTACKED ME
FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!
- WHOSE SIDE - ARE YOU ON ANYWAYS?!
I NEVER THOUGHT
A GIRL WOULD BE SO STUPID!
YOU ARE, BY FAR,
THE MOST IDIOTIC PERSON
I'VE EVER WORKED WITH!
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.