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Numbuh 5: BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS
THAT THERE ARE THREE ELEMENTAL,
PURE FLAVORS OF ICE CREAM...
SMOOTH, CREAMY VANILLA...
RICH, DECADENT CHOCOLATE...
AND SWEET, SWEET STRAWBERRY.
BUT A LONG TIME AGO,
THERE WAS A FOURTH FLAVOR,
AND IT WAS SAID TO BE BETTER
THAN THE OTHER THREE COMBINED.
WHEN THE SACRED SECT
OF DESSERT MONKS
CREATED THIS MYSTICAL
FOURTH FLAVOR,
THEY WERE AFRAID THAT EVERYONE
WOULD LIKE IT SO MUCH,
THAT THEY WOULD EAT IT ALL UP
UNTIL THERE WOULDN'T BE
ANY LEFT FOR THEM.
SO THEY LOCKED IT AWAY.
ONLY THE TRUE ICE CREAM LOVER
COULD HAVE SO MUCH AS A TASTE
OF THE FOURTH FLAVOR,
AND THEN ONLY IF
THEY PROVED THEMSELVES WORTHY
BY SOLVING THE RIDDLE
OF THE MYSTICAL GOLDEN SCOOP.
NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THE MONKS
LOCKED AWAY THE FOURTH FLAVOR,
AND FEW STILL BELIEVE IT EXISTS,
SO THE GOLDEN SCOOP REMAINS,
WAITING FOR THE ONE
WITH THE SWEET KNOWLEDGE
OF FROSTY GOODNESS
TO CLAIM THE FOURTH FLAVOR
AS THEIR OWN.
LET'S GO
TO THE GIFT SHOP!
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ SIGHS ]
THAT'S A SHAME.
Together: [ Monotone ]
POOR, DELUDED GIRL.
[ SLURP ]
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A MYSTICAL FOURTH FLAVOR.
WHAT DO YOU FOOLS
KNOW ABOUT ICE CREAM?
JUST LOOK AT YOURSELVES,
PUTTING SPRINKLES
ON YOUR ICE CREAM!
[ LAUGHS ]
AND WE THOUGHT NUMBUH 4
WAS THE DUMB ONE.
[ LAUGHS ]
LAUGH ALL YOU WANT.
I KNOW THE FOURTH FLAVOR
IS OUT THERE.
AND SOMEDAY,
I'M GONNA TASTE IT.
- [ MOTOR REVVING ] - HMM?
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
[ WHISTLES ]
HUH?
OHH, NUMBUH 5 IS OUTTA HERE!
[ PANTING ]
WHOA!
[ SHIVERS ]
HMM?
LET'S GO.
BOY, WATCH IT!
OHH.
[ GASPS ]
YOU GUYS FOUND THE LOST TEMPLE
OF THE FOURTH FLAVOR.
KEEP MOVING, KID!
OHHH, NASTY!
GO ON!
WHOA!
- UH, FRENCH RASPBERRY VANILLA? - AH, NO.
BUBBLE GUM RIPPLE?
AH, NO, NO.
- BOYSENBERRY? - NO, NO.
TUTTI-FRUTTI?
[ SIGHS ]
IS THE FLAVOR OF THE DAY
BANILLA MINTY RIPPLE?
AHH!
NEXT!
AH, NUMBUH 5,
SO GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US.
I THOUGHT YOU CREEPS DIDN'T
BELIEVE IN THE FOURTH FLAVOR!
OH,
WE BELIEVE ALL RIGHT.
WE BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE
GOING TO HELP US
BE THE FIRST CHILDREN
TO TASTE THE FOURTH FLAVOR.
HELP YOU? HA!
THINK ABOUT IT, ABIGAIL.
WE HAVE THE GOLDEN SCOOP,
AND YOU HAVE THE EXPERTISE.
THE ONLY WAY FOR ANYONE
TO TASTE THE FOURTH FLAVOR
IS IF WE WORK TOGETHER.
WHY SHOULD I TRUST
YOU FOOLS?
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T,
YOU MAY NEVER FULFILL
YOUR LIFELONG DREAM.
OH, ALL RIGHT.
BUT NUMBUH 5
STILL DOESN'T TRUST YOU.
THE FLAVOR OF THE DAY IS...
SUNDAE!
SUNDAE?!
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...
THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING
I HAVE EVER...
[ GASP ]
HA HA HA!
SO LONG, SUCKERS!
GET HER!
THERE SHE GOES!
[ GASPS ]
AHHH!
HOLY MACKEREL!
WOW!
- THAT'S A LOT - OF ICE CREAM!
DON'T JUST STAND THERE,
START EATING.
[ GULPING ]
[ GASP ]
POISON ICE CREAM!
NOOOO!
WICKED ICE CREAM HEADACHE,
MAN!
OHH!
[ GROAN ]
WOW!
ONLY WITH THE SCOOP OF GOLD
AND TASTE BUDS PURE
SHALL YOU FIND
THE CAVE OF COLD
AND TASTE THE FLAVOR'S
SWEET ALLURE.
HYAH!
COOL!
AAAAH, THE FOURTH FLAVOR.
I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE
TO FIND YOU.
THAT'S THE FOURTH...
VERY WELL.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FINDING
THE FOURTH FLAVOR FOR US,
ABIGAIL.
WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
[ GRUNTING ]
Numbuh 5:
NO! YOU CAN'T!
I WON'T LET YOU
TAKE THE FOURTH FLAVOR!
AND I SUPPOSE
YOU WON'T LET US
BE THE FIRST
TO TASTE THE FOURTH FLAVOR
BEFORE WE
HAND IT OVER TO THE ADULTS
FOR THEIR
EXCLUSIVE ENJOYMENT.
NO.
OHH, WE ALMOST FORGOT.
WHAT GOOD IS ICE CREAM
WITHOUT... JIMMIES?
NO, DON'T DO THAT!
AHH, CAN'T BEAR
TO WATCH US ENJOY
WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING
YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO TASTE?
NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
IT'S...
WHAT?
AHHHH!
FOOLS!
WHOA!
AHHH!
AHH!
NO, COME BACK.
WAIT.
YOU, YOU TRICKED US.
I TRIED TO WARN YOU!
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT
ANYTHING ON GOOD ICE CREAM,
AND THEY'RE CALLED "SPRINKLES,"
NOT "JIMMIES," YOU FOOLS!
KEEP YOUR STUPID
ICE CREAM RULES!
WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE!
THIS COULD BE THE ONLY CHANCE
YOU EVER GET, NUMBUH 5.
AHHHH!
AHHH!
OHHH! OHHH!
ALMOST THERE!
ALMOST...
THE-E-E-E-RE!
OOOH!
[ RUMBLING ]
AHHH!
OH!
OOH.
OH.
MAYBE NUMBUH 5'S TASTE BUDS
JUST WEREN'T PURE ENOUGH.
THE FOURTH FLAVOR!
OOOOH WEEE, BABY!
THAT STUFF TASTES JUST LIKE...
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
TALK TO ME.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, DON'T WORRY.
NUMBUH 5 JUST TOOK A LITTLE
TRIP, BUT SHE'S COOL.
HEY, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR,
NUMBUH 1?
HOW FAST DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD GET
TO THE MOUNTAIN
OF THE GREATEST-EVER FLAVORS?
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
DIVIDED BY THE SQUARE ROOT
OF 75...
I'VE DONE IT!
I FIGURED OUT A WAY
TO GIVE HAMSTERS 100 TIMES
THEIR NATURAL STRENGTH.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
LUCKY, MY FRIEND...
YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE FIRST
OF A GLORIOUS NEW BREED
OF SUPERHAMSTER!
NOW, DON'T MOVE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HEY, COME BACK HERE!
- [ BARKS ] - WHAT'S THAT, GIPPER?
GUYS...
YOU SAY THERE'S ENEMY PLANES
AT 12:00?
I DON'T... I DON'T FEEL SO HOT.
BATTLE STATIONS!
WHOA, HOLD ON!
I'M NOT...
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ PANTING ]
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
TEENZILLA!
HUH?
NOW GO KISS A GIRL
OR SOMETHING!
WHAA! YA-YA-YA-YA-YAAAAAA!
WHO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-A!
[ THUD ]
- TOO BAD - NUMBUH 2 WASN'T HERE.
- HE LOVES - BEATING UP TEENAGERS.
IF HE KEEP MESSING
WITH THAT HAMSTER PROJECT,
- HE'S GONNA MISS OUT - ON ALL THE FUN!
[ GROANING ]
OH!
YOU IDIOT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?
[ Giggling ] CREE...
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
ALL RIGHT, TALK.
WHO ARE YOU AND... [ GASPS ]
WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE...
DIMPLES?
HI, I'M CREE.
HI, I'M HO... HI... HANK.
- [ Deep voice ] - I'M HANK.
THAT'S A NICE NAME.
WHAT IS?
OH, YEAH, YEAH... HANK.
M-MY NAME IS HANK.
[ Giggling ] YEAH.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUT HERE ANYWAY?
I-I WAS, UH, ON MY WAY
TO GET A BURGER.
UM, WANT TO GO WITH ME?
OKAY, BUT, UM, [LAUGHS]
YOU HAVE TO
LET GO OF MY HAND FIRST.
[ LAUGHS ] RIGHT.
- I JUST HAD TO - GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
- I GOT THIS STUPID - LITTLE SISTER
- WHO'S A TOTAL PAIN - IN THE NECK...
ALWAYS BUGGING ME
AND BORROWING MY CDs AND STUFF.
KIDS ARE SUCH BRATS.
I HATE THEM.
UH, YEAH.
WHY ARE LITTLE KIDS
SUCH A BIG PAIN?
THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE,
"HEY, LOOK AT ME.
I'M A LITTLE KID."
FOR REAL, THEY ARE
TOTALLY LIKE THAT.
YEAH, AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE,
"I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM."
DOO-DOO-DOO...
- [ Laughing ] - YEAH, TOTALLY.
OH, NO.
UH, LISTEN, CREE,
I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
OKAY?
UM, OKAY.
HURRY BACK!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ PANTING ]
NO, GIPPER. NO, BOY...
HEY, NUMBUH 2,
YOU MISSED IT!
WE TOTALLY WHOOPED
SOME TEENAGE...
STUPID HAMSTER PROJECT.
YOU!
WHAT YOU DID
IS THE GREATEST THING
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME!
[ SQUEAKS ]
I GOT TO BE A TEENAGER AGAIN.
SO WHEN I SAY GO,
GIVE ME THE JUICE.
OKAY.
LET HER RIP!
HERE COMES HANK!
AAAAAAH!
AAAAH!
TURN IT OFF!
UGH!
WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?
THAT'S IT!
[ GULPS LOUDLY ]
OKAY! HIT ME!
AAH!
YES, IT'S WORKING!
[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ PUNCHES CONNECTING ]
BEAT IT, PIMPLE FARM!
AAAAAH!
MISS ME?
[ BOTH SIGH ]
[ SIGHS ]
THIS IS THE BEST DATE
I'VE EVER BEEN ON.
ME TOO.
[ GRUNTING ]
UH, LOOK!
A ROCK STAR!
WHERE?!
[ ALARM BLARING ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ PUNCHES CONNECTING ]
YAAAAAAAH!
I DON'T SEE
ANY ROCK STARS.
MY BAD.
THAT'S JUST THE WAITER.
NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
OH, SORRY.
TALK TO ME.
Man: Their defense grid is down.
You know what to do.
I'M REALLY SORRY, HANK.
BUT I GOT TO GO.
BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE YET.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET
A KISS... I THINK.
[ Giggling ]
OH, WHAT THE HECK?
[ SMOOCHES ]
HOW WAS THAT?
NI-I-CE.
YOU KNOW,
I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO THIS,
BUT YOU DO LIKE ME,
RIGHT?
[ Chuckling ] NI-I-CE.
AND YOU HATE LITTLE KIDS,
RIGHT?
[ Chuckling ] NI-I-CE.
THEN HOP ON, HANK.
WHOA.
WOW!
WHOA! HOO-HOO-HOO!
WHOO-HOO!
THIS IS AWESOME!
- BET YOU CAN SEE YOUR HOUSE - FROM HERE.
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING
I'VE EVER...
SHIP IS NOW FULLY ARMED.
ARMED?
HEY, W-WHAT'S GOING ON?
DON'T WORRY.
THIS IS WHERE THE REAL FUN
BEGINS!
UH, CAREFUL, CREE.
YOU DON'T WANT
TO HIT THAT TREE... HOUSE.
[ WHIMPERS ]
SPIT IT OUT!
WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH NUMBUH 2?!
AAAAH!
JUST GOT TO TAKE CARE
OF THESE K.N. DORKS!
AND THEN WE CAN GET DOWN
TO SOME REAL KISSING.
OKAY, YOU BRATS.
I'M GONNA SEE TO IT
THAT YOU STOP BUGGING ADULTS
ONCE AND FOR ALL!
WHAAAA!
EEE! WHAA!
WHOA! [ GROANS ]
- HEY, - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.
[ GROWLS ]
LISTEN UP, YOU FREAK!
YOU'VE GOT TILL 3!
OH!
HOW ABOUT UNTIL I COUNT TO 20?
THIS IS TOO EASY.
- UGH! - WE'RE GETTING TOASTED!
WHERE'S NUMBUH 2?
HEY, DON'T WORRY, LITTLE BUDDY.
I'LL HE...
KISSING. NICE.
- TAKE THAT! - AAAH!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
PATHETIC PRETEENS!
WHAT'S UP, SIS?
LITTLE ABBY.
I'VE ALREADY
TAKEN OUT YOUR BRATTY FRIENDS.
I'D BE SCARED
IF I WERE YOU.
AW, GO GET YOURSELF
A BOYFRIEND!
I ALREADY HAVE ONE,
FOR YOUR INFORMATION.
AND HE'S CUTER THAN ANYONE
YOU'LL EVER DATE!
[ GROWLS ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
I KNOW ALL OF YOUR MOVES,
ABBY,
BECAUSE I TAUGHT 'EM TO YOU!
UGH!
NOW FOR SOME QUALITY TIME
WITH MY... HUH?!
WHOA!
UGH!
WHO DARES?!
HANK?!
YOUR KISSES MAY BE SWEET,
CREE,
BUT ATTACKING MY FRIENDS
MAKES ME SOUR.
"ATTACKING MY FRIENDS
MAKES ME SOUR"?!
MAN, THAT IS LAME!
HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND.
YOU SEE, CREE,
I ALSO HAVE A SECRET.
[ BOTH GASP ]
HUH?
[ GIGGLES ] HI!
[ GASPS ]
SOMEBODY'S TURNED YOU
INTO THAT FAT SLOB
HOAGIE GILLIGAN!
NAH, FOOL!
HANK IS HOAGIE!
OH! BUT IF HANK IS HOAGIE,
THEN WE...
BUT THAT MEANS THAT I...
WITH...
[ SPITS ]
UGH! EW!
AW, COME ON.
IT WASN'T THAT BAD, WAS IT?
- GOOD WORK - ON APPREHENDING CREE, GUYS.
SHE WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE
UP IN THE MOON BASE PRISON.
SEE YOU LATER, SIS!
OH, AND DON'T WORRY.
I'LL MAKE SURE
TO KEEP YOUR CDs
AND YOUR BOYFRIEND
NICE AND SAFE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ARE YOU CRYING?
OF COURSE NOT.
I'VE JUST GOT SOMETHING
IN MY EYE.
THIS IS CREE
TO MISSION CONTROL.
THEY'RE TAKING ME DIRECTLY
TO THE MOON BASE.
Man: Excellent.
Everything is going
according to plan.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.