1 00:00:05,267 --> 00:00:07,387 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY 2 00:00:07,418 --> 00:00:09,568 CARTOON NETWORK 3 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,900 [ JET ENGINE ROARING ] 4 00:00:48,967 --> 00:00:51,167 [ WHISTLING ] 5 00:01:05,067 --> 00:01:06,387 [ Robotic voice ] KIDS NEXT DOOR 6 00:01:06,418 --> 00:01:07,768 C.H.O.P.S.H.O.P.... 7 00:01:07,833 --> 00:01:08,893 CRAB-LIKE HEADQUARTERS 8 00:01:08,918 --> 00:01:09,998 OBVIOUSLY PACK 9 00:01:10,067 --> 00:01:12,627 SUPER HAIR-OBLITERATING POWER. 10 00:02:04,233 --> 00:02:07,603 [ CREAKING ] 11 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:23,267 [ FLOORBOARD CREAKS ] 12 00:02:26,767 --> 00:02:30,427 [ SNORING ] 13 00:02:40,233 --> 00:02:41,413 - [ Southern accent] - HO-O-WDY! 14 00:02:41,433 --> 00:02:43,043 YOU FELLAS GOT TO EXCUSE 15 00:02:43,068 --> 00:02:44,698 MY LACK OF HOSPITALITY. 16 00:02:44,767 --> 00:02:46,127 I MUST'VE DOZED OFF 17 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,810 WHILE READING THIS HERE 18 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,465 MODERN MOUSTACHE MAGAZINE. 19 00:02:49,533 --> 00:02:50,533 UHH. 20 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,210 - [ Southern accent ] - YE-E-E-HAW! 21 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:53,980 - IS THAT THERE - THE LATEST ISSUE? 22 00:02:54,067 --> 00:02:55,507 - IT'S WORSE - THAN WE THOUGHT! 23 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,480 - [ Southern accent ] - HEY, THERE, PARTNERS! 24 00:02:57,567 --> 00:02:59,137 - Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT - MOUSTACHES?! 25 00:02:59,233 --> 00:03:00,273 THIS PLACE IS INFESTED. 26 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:01,713 QUICK, GET THESE KIDS 27 00:03:01,734 --> 00:03:03,134 OUT OF HERE! 28 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,630 UGH! 29 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:06,070 YAH! 30 00:03:06,133 --> 00:03:07,973 LOCK AND LOAD, NUMBUH 1! 31 00:03:08,033 --> 00:03:09,883 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU COWPOKES - DOING?! 32 00:03:09,967 --> 00:03:11,287 AND WHERE ARE YOUR MOUSTA... 33 00:03:11,318 --> 00:03:12,668 YA-A-A-H! OH! 34 00:03:12,733 --> 00:03:14,533 WHY, YOU SIDE-WINDING 35 00:03:14,551 --> 00:03:16,371 SON OF A POLE... OW! 36 00:03:16,433 --> 00:03:17,273 WHOA! 37 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:18,573 WHAAAAAAAAAAAA! 38 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:20,813 - LITTLE SHAVER TO HEDGE CLIPPER, - YOU'VE GOT CUSTOMERS. 39 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,333 ROGER THAT. 40 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,110 C.H.O.P.S.H.O.P. IS OPEN 41 00:03:24,135 --> 00:03:25,865 FOR BUSINESS. 42 00:03:28,633 --> 00:03:30,333 YAAAAAAAAA! 43 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,900 OW! EW! 44 00:03:31,967 --> 00:03:32,827 HEY! EW! 45 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:34,270 EW! WOW! EW! 46 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:35,583 UGH! 47 00:03:35,601 --> 00:03:36,871 OHH, MAN. 48 00:03:36,933 --> 00:03:38,583 A CUSTOMER!! 49 00:03:38,601 --> 00:03:40,271 DON'T WORRY, MR. FUZZY. 50 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:42,333 THIS WON'T HURT A BIT! 51 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:43,800 NO-O-O-O-O! 52 00:03:43,867 --> 00:03:45,857 YOU TWO-TIMING LITTLE HEAP 53 00:03:45,885 --> 00:03:47,895 OF BLUE JAY DROPPINGS! 54 00:03:47,967 --> 00:03:51,467 AAAAAAAAAAAH! 55 00:03:51,533 --> 00:03:52,673 NO! HE-E-E-LP! 56 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,543 NUMBUH 1, WE GOT OURSELVES 57 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,398 A CLEAN ONE HERE. 58 00:03:56,467 --> 00:03:57,507 NUMBER 142, 59 00:03:57,535 --> 00:03:58,595 ARE YOU OKAY? 60 00:03:58,667 --> 00:04:00,167 [ Weakly ] SAVE... YOURSELVES. 61 00:04:00,233 --> 00:04:01,713 TAKE IT EASY, PAL. 62 00:04:01,734 --> 00:04:03,234 JUST TELL US WHAT HAPPENED. 63 00:04:03,300 --> 00:04:05,360 IT ALL STARTED WHEN NUMBER 149 64 00:04:05,385 --> 00:04:07,465 WENT TO HIS MOM'S OFFICE. 65 00:04:07,533 --> 00:04:09,263 HE CAME BACK WITH A... 66 00:04:09,284 --> 00:04:11,034 A HIDEOUS MOUSTACHE! 67 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:12,910 - SUDDENLY, HE STOPPED - GOING ON MISSIONS 68 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:13,980 OR BUILDING 69 00:04:14,001 --> 00:04:15,001 NEW 2x4 TECHNOLOGY. 70 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:16,227 ALL HE CARED ABOUT 71 00:04:16,251 --> 00:04:17,431 WAS GROOMING THAT THING! 72 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,680 BEFORE WE COULD DO ANYTHING 73 00:04:19,701 --> 00:04:21,901 ABOUT IT, NUMBER 161 GOT ONE. 74 00:04:21,967 --> 00:04:22,967 THEN NUMBER 143! 75 00:04:23,033 --> 00:04:24,813 AND NOW LOOK AT ME! 76 00:04:24,834 --> 00:04:26,634 PEACH FUZZ! 77 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,030 YOU GOT TO HELP ME! 78 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,330 I'M TOO YOUNG TO LOOK LIKE 79 00:04:29,351 --> 00:04:30,601 SOME GREASY UNCLE! 80 00:04:30,667 --> 00:04:31,367 OW! 81 00:04:31,433 --> 00:04:32,803 KEEP IT TOGETHER, MAN! 82 00:04:32,867 --> 00:04:34,357 YOU'VE GOT TO TELL US WHERE 83 00:04:34,385 --> 00:04:35,895 NUMBER 149 GOT THE MOUSTACHE! 84 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:37,097 T-THERE. 85 00:04:37,167 --> 00:04:38,737 UH, YOU MEAN THAT 86 00:04:38,768 --> 00:04:40,368 LITTLE RED BUILDING 87 00:04:40,433 --> 00:04:42,183 - OVER THERE - ON THE RIGHT? 88 00:04:42,267 --> 00:04:43,757 NO, YOU IDIOT! 89 00:04:43,785 --> 00:04:45,295 THE ONE WITH THE... UGH! 90 00:04:45,367 --> 00:04:47,597 [ GROANING ] 91 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:51,597 [ SCREAMING ] 92 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,127 NUMBER 142! 93 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,860 [ Southern accent ] 94 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:56,570 I LOOK GO-O-OD! 95 00:04:54,885 --> 00:04:56,625 GO-O-SH DARN IT! 96 00:04:56,633 --> 00:04:58,463 NOTHING IN THE WORLD 97 00:04:58,484 --> 00:05:00,334 LIKE A BONA FIDE MOUSTACHE! 98 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,130 I'M GONNA SPEND THE WHO-O-LE DAY 99 00:05:02,151 --> 00:05:03,901 COMBING IT, 100 00:05:03,967 --> 00:05:06,167 AND GRO-O-OMING IT, AND... UGH! 101 00:05:06,233 --> 00:05:08,103 WHAT IN TA-A-RNATION?! 102 00:05:08,167 --> 00:05:10,377 YOU WILL BE AVENGED, 103 00:05:10,401 --> 00:05:12,631 NUMBER 142. 104 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:16,130 YOU WILL BE AVENGED! 105 00:05:18,267 --> 00:05:19,607 [ Southern accent ] 106 00:05:18,267 --> 00:05:20,997 FINE MOUSTACHE 107 00:05:19,635 --> 00:05:21,065 SAY, THAT'S A MIGHTY 108 00:05:21,067 --> 00:05:22,177 - YOU GOT THERE, - NED. 109 00:05:22,267 --> 00:05:24,077 - [ Southern accent ] - WELL, THANK YOU, ED. 110 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:26,037 - I WAS JUST ADMIRING - THE ONE ON TED. 111 00:05:26,133 --> 00:05:27,483 - [ Southern accent ] - WE-E-LL, THANK YOU, NED. 112 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:29,340 WELL, YOUR MOUSTACHE 113 00:05:29,368 --> 00:05:31,228 IS YOUR BEST FRIEND, ED. 114 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:32,840 - HMM, SO, - ANY GROOMING TIPS, NED? 115 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,593 WELL, ED, IT'S LIKE I WAS 116 00:05:34,618 --> 00:05:36,298 TELLING TED THE OTHER DAY, 117 00:05:36,367 --> 00:05:37,377 YOU GOT TO BE GOOD 118 00:05:37,401 --> 00:05:38,431 TO YOUR MOUSTACHE! 119 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,010 - YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN', - NED. 120 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:41,610 - WELL, THANK YOU - MUCHLY, ED. 121 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:43,280 SO HOW LONG YOU SPEND GROOMING 122 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:44,901 YOUR MOUSTACHE THERE, ED? 123 00:05:44,967 --> 00:05:46,307 - WELL, TED, - I TELLS YOU... 124 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:47,500 'SCUSE ME, FELLERS! 125 00:05:47,567 --> 00:05:49,527 LOOKS LIKE Y'ALL DROPPED 126 00:05:49,551 --> 00:05:51,531 YOUR... MOUSTACHE? 127 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,370 RRRRR! 128 00:05:52,433 --> 00:05:54,833 WHAT IN TARNATION?! 129 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:56,930 SHAVING TIME, MATE! 130 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,070 NO, NOT MY... AAAAAH! 131 00:05:59,133 --> 00:06:01,083 - THEY GOT TED! - LET'S GET 'EM! 132 00:06:01,167 --> 00:06:03,467 AHA! AHA! 133 00:06:03,533 --> 00:06:05,533 [ BOTH GRUNT ] 134 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:06,810 SHAVING CREAM! SHAVING CREAM! 135 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,433 OHHHHH! OHHHHH! 136 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,170 IT'S SUDSY! 137 00:06:10,233 --> 00:06:11,803 HUH?! HUH?! 138 00:06:11,867 --> 00:06:13,427 NO-O-O-O! NO-O-O-O! 139 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:16,140 ALL RIGHT, SMOOTH GUY. 140 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,828 WHERE'S THE HEAD MOUSTACHE? 141 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:19,990 [ No accent ] 142 00:06:20,018 --> 00:06:21,128 YOU... YOU GOT TO HELP US! 143 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,760 HE WON'T REST TILL THE 144 00:06:22,785 --> 00:06:24,365 WHOLE WORLD HAS MOUSTACHES! 145 00:06:24,433 --> 00:06:25,203 WHERE?! 146 00:06:25,267 --> 00:06:26,527 TOP FLOOR! 147 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:27,940 BUT YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT OUT 148 00:06:27,968 --> 00:06:29,328 OF HERE WITHOUT FACIAL HAIR! 149 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,930 WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! 150 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,990 ALL RIGHT, TEAM! 151 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,028 LET'S GO CLIP SOME LIP! 152 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,130 [ BELL DINGS ] 153 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,170 HMM? HMM? 154 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:44,103 UH-OH. UH-OH. 155 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,200 [ BUZZING ] 156 00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:47,767 WHO-O-A! WHO-O-A! 157 00:06:47,833 --> 00:06:50,333 OHH! OHH! 158 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,030 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 159 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:55,300 UGH! UGH! 160 00:06:57,967 --> 00:07:00,597 STAY FROSTY, TEAM. 161 00:07:01,633 --> 00:07:02,733 [ Southern accent ] 162 00:07:02,751 --> 00:07:03,871 WELL, WELL, WELL! 163 00:07:03,933 --> 00:07:04,933 I DIDN'T THINK Y'ALL'D 164 00:07:04,951 --> 00:07:05,971 GET THIS FAR! 165 00:07:06,033 --> 00:07:07,333 BUT NOW Y'ALL ARE GONNA HAVE 166 00:07:07,351 --> 00:07:08,671 TO TANGLE WITH ME! 167 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:09,603 YEE-HAW! 168 00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:11,257 EW! EW! 169 00:07:11,285 --> 00:07:12,895 EW! EW! 170 00:07:12,967 --> 00:07:14,287 DON'T MOVE, 171 00:07:14,318 --> 00:07:15,668 LADY SASQUATCH! 172 00:07:15,733 --> 00:07:17,333 WE'RE HERE TO SHEAR! 173 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,730 OHH, COME ON, NOW! 174 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,210 LET ME TAKE CARE OF THEM 175 00:07:21,235 --> 00:07:23,665 FUNNY-LOOKING SIX-SHOOTERS! 176 00:07:25,733 --> 00:07:27,863 NOW, WHAT IN TARNATION DO YOU 177 00:07:27,884 --> 00:07:30,034 KIDS HAVE AGAINST MOUSTACHIOS? 178 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,340 DON'T YOU WANT 179 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:32,628 TO LOOK MORE ADULT? 180 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:34,130 DON'T YOU WANT 181 00:07:34,151 --> 00:07:35,601 TO BE MORE CONFIDENT? 182 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:37,597 DON'T YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE... 183 00:07:37,667 --> 00:07:38,697 A FREAK? 184 00:07:38,767 --> 00:07:39,977 - IF YOU ADULTS - WANT TO WALK AROUND 185 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,330 WITH THAT STUPID FUZZ 186 00:07:41,351 --> 00:07:42,701 ON YOUR FACE, FINE. 187 00:07:42,767 --> 00:07:44,077 - BUT LEAVE US KIDS - OUT OF IT. 188 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:45,627 YOU DON'T RECKON 189 00:07:45,651 --> 00:07:47,131 WHAT YOU'RE UP AGAINST. 190 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,990 WHEN I GET DONE, 191 00:07:49,018 --> 00:07:50,828 THERE'LL BE A BIG, OLD MOUSTACHE 192 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:52,190 ON EVERY FACE 193 00:07:52,218 --> 00:07:53,528 IN THE WHOLE WORLD! 194 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,980 EVERYWHERE... 195 00:07:56,001 --> 00:07:58,401 BIG WONDERFUL MOUSTA... 196 00:07:58,467 --> 00:07:59,397 [ GRUNTING ] 197 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:00,497 [ WHIMPERING, PANTING ] 198 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:01,557 [ No accent ] 199 00:08:01,585 --> 00:08:02,595 PLEASE... H-HELP ME! 200 00:08:02,667 --> 00:08:04,177 HUH? HUH? 201 00:08:04,201 --> 00:08:05,731 HUH? HUH? 202 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:06,730 YOU GOT TO HELP! 203 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,030 [ GRUNTING ] 204 00:08:08,100 --> 00:08:09,390 [ Southern accent ] QUIET, 205 00:08:09,418 --> 00:08:10,728 YOU TWO-TIMING POLECAT! 206 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,100 [ GRUNTING ] 207 00:08:12,167 --> 00:08:13,837 - [ No accent ] PLEASE, - GET THIS THING OFF MY FACE! 208 00:08:13,867 --> 00:08:15,227 [ GRUNTING ] 209 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:16,530 [ Southern accent ] PIPE DOWN, 210 00:08:16,551 --> 00:08:17,801 YOU LILY-LIVERED COWARD! 211 00:08:17,867 --> 00:08:18,667 [ GRUNTS ] 212 00:08:18,733 --> 00:08:19,643 - [ No accent ] - HELP! 213 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,483 - [ Southern accent ] - SHUT UP! 214 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:24,007 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A MOUSTACHE, 215 00:08:24,035 --> 00:08:26,495 AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT! 216 00:08:26,567 --> 00:08:29,327 [ GRUNTING AND GROANING ] 217 00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:33,057 KIDS NEXT DOOR, 218 00:08:33,085 --> 00:08:35,695 LET'S SPLIT SOME HAIRS. 219 00:08:42,067 --> 00:08:43,267 AAAAH! 220 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:44,473 Numbuh 1: HOLD YOUR FIRE! 221 00:08:44,533 --> 00:08:46,433 WE'VE GOT OURSELVES 222 00:08:46,451 --> 00:08:48,371 A MOBILE MOUSTACHE. 223 00:08:51,833 --> 00:08:53,843 [ Southern accent ] 224 00:08:51,833 --> 00:08:55,903 YOU RIDING COWPOKES! 225 00:08:53,868 --> 00:08:55,968 DROP YOUR SHOOTING IRONS, 226 00:08:55,967 --> 00:08:58,027 Y'ALL THOUGHT YOU COULD JUST 227 00:08:58,051 --> 00:09:00,131 MARCH IN HERE AND STOP ME! 228 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,880 SOON YOU'LL SEE 229 00:09:01,901 --> 00:09:03,601 THE GLORY, THE BEAUTY, 230 00:09:03,667 --> 00:09:05,327 THE POWER OF A MOUSTACHE! 231 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:06,570 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 232 00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:08,483 [ No accent ] 233 00:09:08,501 --> 00:09:10,371 WHY, YOU NO GOOD MOUSTACHE! 234 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:12,243 YOU MAY BE HAIR TODAY, BUT 235 00:09:12,268 --> 00:09:14,098 YOU'LL BE GONE TOMORROW! 236 00:09:14,167 --> 00:09:15,027 WHAT? 237 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,540 AAH! AAH! 238 00:09:16,568 --> 00:09:18,028 AAH! AAH! 239 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,970 [ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ] 240 00:09:21,033 --> 00:09:22,133 YAH! GOT IT! 241 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:24,590 ALL RIGHT, KIDS NEXT DOOR. 242 00:09:24,618 --> 00:09:27,028 POLISH HIM OFF! 243 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,170 NOW, NUMBUH 4! 244 00:09:29,233 --> 00:09:30,573 UGH! CLEAR! 245 00:09:30,633 --> 00:09:32,033 - HOW ABOUT A LITTLE - OFF THE TOP?! 246 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,290 [ Southern accent ] 247 00:09:33,318 --> 00:09:34,528 NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O! 248 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:35,860 HUH?! HUH?! 249 00:09:35,885 --> 00:09:37,165 HUH?! HUH?! 250 00:09:37,233 --> 00:09:39,143 [ Crying ] PLEASE. 251 00:09:39,168 --> 00:09:41,098 HAVE MERCY! 252 00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:42,527 WE MEAN NO HARM. 253 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,430 ALL WE SEEK IS... 254 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,301 A... A HOME! 255 00:09:46,367 --> 00:09:47,797 [ ALL CRYING ] 256 00:09:47,867 --> 00:09:49,527 Y'ALL DON'T KNOW 257 00:09:49,551 --> 00:09:51,231 WHAT IT'S LIKE. 258 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,830 WE USED TO BE EVERYWHERE. 259 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:54,440 WE WAS IMPORTANT 260 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:56,028 AND HIGHLY REGARDED. 261 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,840 WE SHARED THE FACES OF 262 00:09:57,868 --> 00:09:59,628 PRESIDENTS, ATHLETES, 263 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,310 SCIENTISTS, CELEBRITIES, 264 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:02,965 AND PRIVATE DETECTIVES. 265 00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:05,443 BUT NOW, [SNORTS] WE'RE LUCKY 266 00:10:05,468 --> 00:10:07,898 TO EVEN WIND UP ON A [GASPS] 267 00:10:07,967 --> 00:10:10,197 PROFESSIONAL BOWLER! 268 00:10:10,267 --> 00:10:11,027 [ SOBBING ] 269 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:12,130 [ No accent ] 270 00:10:12,151 --> 00:10:13,201 AWW! 271 00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:14,597 YOU POOR KITTY! 272 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:17,327 OH, KITTY! THAT'S THE SADDEST 273 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:20,031 STORY I'VE EVER HEARD! 274 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:21,230 OH, COME ON, NUMBUH 3! 275 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:22,740 THAT "KITTY" TRIED 276 00:10:22,768 --> 00:10:24,228 TAKING OVER YOUR FACE! 277 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,990 SHE JUST NEEDS 278 00:10:26,018 --> 00:10:27,728 A PLACE TO BE LOVED! 279 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,170 WE GOT TO HELP HER! 280 00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:31,013 UHH, JUST FOR THE RECORD. 281 00:10:31,034 --> 00:10:32,834 I'M A GUY MOUSTACHE. 282 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,710 I SAW WE SHAVE THAT THING OFF 283 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,565 THE FACE OF THE EARTH! 284 00:10:36,633 --> 00:10:37,873 AND BETTER YET... 285 00:10:37,933 --> 00:10:41,403 WE'RE HELPING KITTY!! 286 00:10:41,467 --> 00:10:43,237 I-I VOTE FOR 287 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,068 HELPING THE KITTY. 288 00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:46,073 HMM. 289 00:10:46,133 --> 00:10:48,663 I THINK NUMBUH 5 290 00:10:48,684 --> 00:10:51,234 HAS AN IDEA! 291 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:54,470 [ JET ENGINE ROARING ] 292 00:10:54,533 --> 00:10:57,103 [ WHISTLING ] 293 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,597 [ SQUAWKING ] 294 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:07,067 [ PUNCHES CONNECTING ] 295 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:10,083 [ Southern accent ] 296 00:11:10,101 --> 00:11:13,071 GO-O-LDANG! I LOOK GO-O-O-OD! 297 00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:37,167 [ ALARM RINGING ] 298 00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:46,333 [ BEEPING ] 299 00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:56,757 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 300 00:11:56,785 --> 00:11:57,895 PHEW! 301 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,367 [ ALARM BLARING ] 302 00:11:59,433 --> 00:12:01,313 - [ Robotic voice ] - MALFUNCTION. 303 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,930 NO. I CAN'T GO BACK. 304 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:08,440 HE'S WAITING 305 00:12:08,468 --> 00:12:12,928 FOR ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E! 306 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:17,257 RIGHT ON TIME, 307 00:12:17,285 --> 00:12:18,395 NIGEL, OLD BOY. 308 00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:19,977 WE DON'T WANT TO MISS 309 00:12:20,001 --> 00:12:21,531 ANY OF THE ACTION, DO WE? 310 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:22,930 [ Sighing ] OHH. 311 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,830 DAD, I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES. 312 00:12:24,851 --> 00:12:26,701 I DON'T WANT TO GO FISHING! 313 00:12:26,767 --> 00:12:28,607 NONSENSE! ALL FATHERS AND SONS 314 00:12:28,635 --> 00:12:30,495 GO ON FISHING TRIPS. 315 00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:32,237 I READ IT IN THE "DADS' 316 00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:33,967 OF THE NEWSPAPER. 317 00:12:32,268 --> 00:12:34,028 DO'S AND DON'TS" SECTION 318 00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:35,813 BUT I HAVE IMPORTANT KIDS NEXT 319 00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:37,634 DOOR MISSIONS AND STUFF TO DO. 320 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,890 QUALITY TIME WITH YOUR DAD 321 00:12:39,918 --> 00:12:42,128 IS TODAY'S MISSION, SON. 322 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,370 [ GROANS ] 323 00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:48,427 [ HORNS HONKING ] 324 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,670 SPEED IT UP, GRANDMA! 325 00:12:50,733 --> 00:12:52,003 MOVE IT, PAL! 326 00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,707 ALL THIS SPEEDY DRIVING 327 00:12:53,735 --> 00:12:55,395 SURE IS HARD ON THE NERVES. 328 00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:57,177 I COULD USE SOME GOOD, 329 00:12:57,201 --> 00:12:58,931 OLD RELAXING MUSIC. 330 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,130 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] 331 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,760 OH, COME ON, DAD! 332 00:13:01,785 --> 00:13:03,365 YOU KNOW I HATE THE TUBA! 333 00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:05,033 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 334 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,970 SO DO I, SON. 335 00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:10,573 SO... DO... I. 336 00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:13,433 BUT THIS SOUSAPHONE MUSIC 337 00:13:13,451 --> 00:13:16,271 SURE IS TOP CRACKERS, EH?! 338 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,033 UGH! 339 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:20,130 [ UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES ] 340 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,160 THEY DIDN'T SAY THIS WOULD BE 341 00:13:23,185 --> 00:13:24,865 SO HARD IN THE FISHING COLUMN. 342 00:13:24,933 --> 00:13:26,513 NOW, WHICH END OF THIS 343 00:13:26,534 --> 00:13:28,134 BLASTED ROD GOES IN THE WATER? 344 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,710 EWW! THIS BUCKET 345 00:13:29,735 --> 00:13:31,265 IS FULL OF WORMS! 346 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:32,693 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED 347 00:13:32,718 --> 00:13:34,098 TO DO WITH THEM? 348 00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:35,357 YUCK! 349 00:13:35,385 --> 00:13:36,595 THEY'RE ALL SQUISHY! 350 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:37,597 HEY! 351 00:13:37,667 --> 00:13:39,367 SLOW DOWN! 352 00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:40,693 THAT'S NO WAY 353 00:13:40,718 --> 00:13:41,998 TO CATCH A FISH! 354 00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:44,077 WELL, THIS SURE 355 00:13:44,101 --> 00:13:46,131 IS GREAT, EH, NIGEL? 356 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,300 NIGEL? 357 00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:48,777 [ Sarcastically ] 358 00:13:48,801 --> 00:13:50,231 YEAH, DAD. IT'S PERFECT! 359 00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,670 [ WHEEZES, LAUGHS ] 360 00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:52,963 YOU'RE SUCH A KIDDER, 361 00:13:52,984 --> 00:13:54,234 OL' BOY! 362 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,880 BUT IT CAN'T BE PERFECT 363 00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,501 WITHOUT MUSIC. 364 00:13:57,567 --> 00:14:00,597 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] 365 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,440 DAD, NO ONE WANTS TO 366 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,228 LISTEN TO THIS JUNK! 367 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,530 GOOD CALL, SON. 368 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:09,080 PEOPLE ALWAYS PREFER TO HEAR 369 00:14:09,101 --> 00:14:11,601 THE SOUSAPHONE... LIVE! 370 00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,797 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] 371 00:14:14,867 --> 00:14:16,457 HUH? HEY! 372 00:14:16,485 --> 00:14:18,095 OH, I LIKE THAT. 373 00:14:18,167 --> 00:14:19,757 UGH! TELL HIM TO STOP! 374 00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:21,395 THAT'S TERRIBLE! 375 00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:23,707 I LIKE THAT. 376 00:14:23,735 --> 00:14:25,995 IT'S NICE ON THE WATER, TOO. 377 00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:28,067 DA-A-D! 378 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:32,003 [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 379 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,330 DAD! 380 00:14:36,933 --> 00:14:38,883 YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME! 381 00:14:38,901 --> 00:14:40,871 PLEASE STOP! 382 00:14:40,933 --> 00:14:41,933 DAD! 383 00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:44,097 DAD! 384 00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:45,167 DA-A-A-A-D!! 385 00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:46,443 OH, I-I SAY, NIGEL. 386 00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,698 I'M SORRY. 387 00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:49,867 DID YOU HAVE A REQUEST? 388 00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:50,973 A REQUEST?! 389 00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:52,273 YEAH, I'VE GOT A REQUEST! 390 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,793 I'D LIKE TO REQUEST WE GET 391 00:14:53,818 --> 00:14:55,298 OUT OF THIS STUPID BOAT 392 00:14:55,367 --> 00:14:57,607 WITH YOUR STUPID FISHING JUNK 393 00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,895 AND YOUR STUPID TUBA! 394 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,427 ACTUALLY, IT'S A SOUSA... 395 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,530 WHO CARES?! 396 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,440 - I WANT TO HANG OUT - WITH MY FRIENDS. 397 00:15:04,533 --> 00:15:05,613 THEY DON'T WAKE ME UP 398 00:15:05,634 --> 00:15:06,734 AT 5:00 IN THE MORNING 399 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,310 'CAUSE THEY READ SOME STUPID 400 00:15:09,335 --> 00:15:11,865 ARTICLE IN THE STUPID PAPER!! 401 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,670 UH, I SEE. 402 00:15:16,733 --> 00:15:17,773 I'M SORRY, NIGEL. 403 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,943 I-I JUST WANTED 404 00:15:19,968 --> 00:15:22,098 TO BE YOUR FRIEND. 405 00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,267 OH. UM... 406 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:25,833 WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT 407 00:15:25,851 --> 00:15:27,371 LIKE THAT, DAD. 408 00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:29,243 - IT'S... IT'S JUST, - UH... UH, UH. 409 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:31,293 THAT'S OKAY. 410 00:15:31,318 --> 00:15:33,298 I-I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. 411 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,027 OH, LOOKEE! 412 00:15:35,051 --> 00:15:36,731 THE BUSINESS SECTION! 413 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:37,900 [ REEL WINDING ] 414 00:15:37,967 --> 00:15:39,697 DA-A-A-D! 415 00:15:39,767 --> 00:15:41,967 DAD? 416 00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:46,903 [ CRYING ] [ CRYING ] 417 00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:49,087 Mr. Uno: OH. SUFFERING 418 00:15:49,118 --> 00:15:51,268 SOUSAPHONES. 419 00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,573 WHERE... WHERE AM I? 420 00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:55,843 YOU'RE HOME!! 421 00:15:55,868 --> 00:15:58,098 DAD! 422 00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:00,427 HUH? 423 00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:05,573 DID YOU JUST CALL ME DAD? 424 00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:06,663 YEP! 425 00:16:06,684 --> 00:16:07,734 YOU'RE PERFECT! 426 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,290 YOU'RE THE BIGGEST DAD 427 00:16:09,318 --> 00:16:10,828 I CAUGHT TODAY! 428 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:11,910 AND YOU'VE GOT 429 00:16:11,935 --> 00:16:12,965 A SOUSAPHONE! 430 00:16:13,033 --> 00:16:14,583 UH, YOU ACTUALLY LIKE 431 00:16:14,601 --> 00:16:16,171 THE SOUSAPHONE? 432 00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:17,373 DON'T ALL KIDS? 433 00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:18,963 NONE OF THE OTHER DADS 434 00:16:18,984 --> 00:16:20,534 I CAUGHT CAN PLAY. 435 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,780 I'LL HAVE 436 00:16:21,801 --> 00:16:23,001 TO THROW 'EM BACK! 437 00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:24,927 HEY, DAD! 438 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,831 HOW ABOUT A DU-U-ET? 439 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,240 "A DU-U-ET"? 440 00:16:28,268 --> 00:16:29,628 W-WHY, YES! 441 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,560 THAT WOULD BE TOP CRACKERS, 442 00:16:31,585 --> 00:16:33,465 OL' BOY! 443 00:16:34,033 --> 00:16:38,003 BUT... WE ARE FRIENDS, DAD. 444 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,273 [ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ] 445 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,083 THAT MUSIC! 446 00:16:43,101 --> 00:16:44,871 DAD? IS THAT YOU? 447 00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:46,113 HOLD ON, DAD. 448 00:16:46,134 --> 00:16:47,334 I'M COMING! 449 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,890 UGH! I CAN'T BELIEVE 450 00:16:49,918 --> 00:16:52,428 I'M GOING TO SAVE AN ADULT. 451 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,860 HA HA HA! 452 00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,565 THAT WAS GR-R-R-E-EAT! 453 00:16:58,633 --> 00:16:59,963 [ Chuckling ] 454 00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:01,334 YES! SMASHING, OL' BOY! 455 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,780 - SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT - TO DO NEXT? 456 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,690 WELL, I-I BETTER BE 457 00:17:04,718 --> 00:17:06,628 GETTING BACK TO MY SON. 458 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,540 - HE'S PROBABLY - WORRIED SICK. 459 00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:09,573 [ SIGHS ] 460 00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:10,833 THEN AGAIN, 461 00:17:10,851 --> 00:17:12,071 MAYBE HE'S NOT. 462 00:17:12,133 --> 00:17:13,433 COME ON, DAD! 463 00:17:13,451 --> 00:17:14,771 JUST ONE MORE SONG! 464 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,293 THIS IS SUCH 465 00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:17,798 GREAT QUALITY TIME! 466 00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:19,697 WELL, YES, BUT YOU SEE, 467 00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,477 I WAS HOPING FOR SOME 468 00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:23,231 QUALITY TIME WITH MY REAL SON. 469 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:26,260 OHH! YOU'LL PLAY! 470 00:17:26,285 --> 00:17:29,265 AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!! 471 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:30,133 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 472 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,530 ANYONE HERE KNOW HOW TO PLAY 473 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:32,910 "GIVE ME BACK MY DAD 474 00:17:32,935 --> 00:17:34,265 BEFORE I HAVE TO KICK YOUR BUTT 475 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:35,413 UP AND DOWN THIS PIER" 476 00:17:35,434 --> 00:17:36,534 IN "A" MINOR? 477 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,290 ACTUALLY, I'D RATHER PLAY 478 00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:42,028 THIS LITTLE NUMBER! 479 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,000 WHOA! 480 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,627 SON! 481 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:45,770 DA-A-A-D! 482 00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:47,073 UNH-UNH-UNH! 483 00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:49,533 ONE MOVE, AND IT'S YOUR DAD'S 484 00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:51,971 FINAL CONCERTO! 485 00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,473 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 486 00:17:53,533 --> 00:17:55,403 I WANT YOUR DAD. 487 00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:56,807 AND I'M WILLING 488 00:17:56,835 --> 00:17:58,195 TO FIGHT FOR HIM! 489 00:17:58,267 --> 00:18:00,437 I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE. 490 00:18:00,468 --> 00:18:02,668 JUST NAME YOUR FIGHT! 491 00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:04,573 A TUBA BATTLE? 492 00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:05,933 WELL, THIS IS STUPID! 493 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,930 QUIT STALLING, LIVER LUNGS! 494 00:18:08,951 --> 00:18:11,901 'CAUSE I GOT ME A DAD TO WIN! 495 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:14,667 AFTER YOU, BLISTER LIPS! 496 00:18:14,733 --> 00:18:15,473 FINE! 497 00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:18,273 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 498 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:22,203 [ NOTE PLAYS ] 499 00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:26,273 [ INHALES DEEPLY ] 500 00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,873 [ OFF-KEY NOTE PLAYS ] 501 00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:33,673 [ TUNE PLAYS ] 502 00:18:33,733 --> 00:18:35,533 [ GULPS ] 503 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:40,930 [ IMITATES TUNE PLAYED ] 504 00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:44,530 [ TUNE RESUMES ] 505 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,467 [ IMITATES TUNE ] 506 00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:52,803 EHHH! 507 00:18:52,867 --> 00:18:55,727 [ TUNE RESUMES ] 508 00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:02,927 [ IMITATES TUNE ] 509 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:10,073 [ FANCIER TUNE PLAYS ] 510 00:19:13,467 --> 00:19:17,327 [ IMITATES FANCIER TUNE ] 511 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:21,830 [ BOTH PLAY TUNE ] 512 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:49,467 [ TEMPO QUICKENS ] 513 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:10,670 [ GASPS ] 514 00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:11,803 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 515 00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:13,277 [ Singsong voice ] 516 00:20:13,301 --> 00:20:14,731 I WIN! HEH HA HA! 517 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,260 IN YOUR FACE! 518 00:20:16,285 --> 00:20:17,765 HEE HEE HA HA! 519 00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:19,003 I'M SORRY, DAD. 520 00:20:19,067 --> 00:20:20,577 THAT'S OKAY, SON. 521 00:20:20,601 --> 00:20:22,131 YOU DID YOUR BEST. 522 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,510 AND, ACCORDING TO THE 523 00:20:23,535 --> 00:20:24,865 "DADS' DO'S AND DON'TS" 524 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:25,973 SECTION OF THE PAPER... 525 00:20:26,033 --> 00:20:27,973 THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 526 00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:29,703 [ LAUGHING AND SNORTING ] 527 00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:31,637 - NOW YOU'LL KNOW - WHAT IT'S LIKE 528 00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:33,313 TO SIT ON THAT PIER ALL DAY 529 00:20:33,334 --> 00:20:34,934 FISHING FOR DADS! 530 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:36,443 YOU'LL KNOW THE WAITING, 531 00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:37,898 THE HOPING, 532 00:20:37,967 --> 00:20:39,637 AND DISAPPOINTMENT 533 00:20:39,668 --> 00:20:41,368 OF CATCHING LOUSY FATHERS 534 00:20:41,433 --> 00:20:42,783 AND HAVING 535 00:20:42,801 --> 00:20:44,171 TO THROW THEM BACK! 536 00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:45,673 [ LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY ] 537 00:20:45,733 --> 00:20:48,573 HELLO! WILLARD? 538 00:20:50,067 --> 00:20:52,227 IS IT REALLY YOU? 539 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,000 UH... YEAH. 540 00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:56,767 OH, DAD! 541 00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:58,603 DA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-D! 542 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:03,970 OH, DAD! 543 00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:05,733 I THOUGHT I'D NEVER 544 00:21:05,751 --> 00:21:07,471 SEE YOU AGAIN!! 545 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:09,583 - [ SIGHS ] FOR PETE'S SAKE, - WILLARD. 546 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:11,537 I TOLD YOU I'D BE GONE FOR 547 00:21:11,568 --> 00:21:13,468 10 MINUTES WHILE I GET MILK. 548 00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:14,873 HUH? 549 00:21:14,933 --> 00:21:17,463 UGH! JUST WHAT WE NEED 550 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:20,034 AROUND HERE... MORE TUBAS! 551 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:23,930 SOUSAPHONES! SOUSAPHONES! 552 00:21:25,733 --> 00:21:28,043 SON, THERE'S SOMETHING I... 553 00:21:28,068 --> 00:21:30,398 I WANT TO TELL YOU. 554 00:21:30,467 --> 00:21:32,237 IT'S OKAY, DAD. 555 00:21:32,268 --> 00:21:34,068 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING. 556 00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:35,333 NO, NO. 557 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,240 THIS HAS TO BE SAID RIGHT, 558 00:21:37,268 --> 00:21:39,128 AND IT HAS TO BE SAID NOW. 559 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,600 NIGEL... 560 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,787 I THINK YOU REALLY NEED 561 00:21:41,818 --> 00:21:42,968 SOME SOUSAPHONE LESSONS! 562 00:21:43,033 --> 00:21:44,613 - I MEAN, DID YOU HEAR - YOURSELF UP THERE?! 563 00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:46,243 PEE-YEW! 564 00:21:46,268 --> 00:21:47,898 EITHER YOUR SHARPS WERE FLAT 565 00:21:47,967 --> 00:21:49,677 - AND YOUR FLATS - WERE SHARP AND WOBBLY 566 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:51,707 - AND YOUR FINGERS - WERE LIKE YOUR POSITIONS 567 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,930 WERE LIKE A SPIDER 568 00:21:52,951 --> 00:21:54,101 IN A WINDSTORM! 569 00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:55,287 EIGHT LEGS 570 00:21:55,318 --> 00:21:56,468 FLYING EVERYWHERE! 571 00:21:56,533 --> 00:21:58,803 [ GURGLING ] 572 00:22:02,133 --> 00:22:04,833 5... 4... 3... 2... 1. 573 00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:05,930 ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR 574 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,470 ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR 575 00:22:07,533 --> 00:22:09,803 [ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ] 576 00:22:09,867 --> 00:22:11,297 ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR 577 00:22:11,367 --> 00:22:12,927 5... 578 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,130 4... 579 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,700 3... 580 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:17,097 2... 581 00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:19,197 1. 582 00:22:19,267 --> 00:22:20,467 ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR 583 00:22:20,533 --> 00:22:22,103 ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR 584 00:22:22,167 --> 00:22:24,367 [ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ] 585 00:22:24,433 --> 00:22:25,773 ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR 586 00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,403 ♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR 587 00:22:27,467 --> 00:22:32,367 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.