WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE'S NUMBUH 5?
YEAH, YOU GRUBBY ADULT.
- WHAT HAVE YOU - DONE WITH HER?
WELL, WELL, WELL,
IF IT ISN'T NIGEL UNO
AND HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN.
HOW ARE YOU BOYS DOING?
UM, FINE,
MR. LINCOLN.
NOW, WHERE'S NUMBUH 5?
SHE'S SICK, YOU KNOW,
WITH THE SNEEZING
AND THE BOOGERS AND THE TISSUES.
AW, YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
SHE'S UP IN HER ROOM SLEEPING,
SO I'M JUST MAKING UP A BATCH
OF COOKIES FOR WHEN SHE GETS UP.
A LIKELY STORY.
MIND IF WE GO UP
AND CHECK ON IT?
SURE.
JUST TRY TO KEEP IT DOWN.
RIGHT.
[ SNORING ]
[ COUGHING ]
- BOY, SHE LOOKS - REAL SICK.
AND IN HER CONDITION, AN ENEMY
AGENT COULD EASILY SNEAK IN
AND SUCK TOP-SECRET
KIDS NEXT DOOR INFORMATION
OUT OF HER BRAIN.
NO! WE HAVE TO GUARD HER
WITH OUR LIVES.
WE CAN'T LEAVE HER SIDE
FOR A MINUTE.
[ BOTH GROWL ]
I'M HUNGRY.
LET'S GET SOME OF
MR. LINCOLN'S COOKIES.
ALL RIGHT!
YOU BOYS HELP YOURSELVES
TO SOME DELICIOUS COOKIES.
THEY GOT THE CHIPS
AND THE NUTS AND THE SUGAR
AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF.
OOH, THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
HEY, HOAGIE.
WHAT'S UP, NIGEL?
[ GLASS BREAKS ]
HI, CREE.
SO, WHAT'S TODAY'S
"BIG MISSION"?
THAT'S ON A
NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS,
AND DON'T
NEED TO KNOW.
HMM.
O-KAY.
WHATEVER.
[ SIGHS ]
- WHAT ARE YOU - LOOKING AT?
WELL, NOTHING.
DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU
THAT CREE IS A TEENAGER?
[ SIGHS ] THEY
GROW UP SO FAST.
IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY
SHE WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
AND NOW LOOK AT HER
WITH HER BRAND-NEW TRAINING BRA.
DAD!
I HATE YOU!
HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?!
AND IN FRONT OF TWO BOYS?!
YOU ARE SO EMBARRASSING!
HELLO, DAD!
WHAT WILL MAKE YOU STOP?!
WHAT'S A BRA?
- AND WHAT'S SHE - TRAINING FOR?
LET'S CHECK THE
L.U.N.C.H.B.O.C.K.S.
KIDS NEXT DOOR
L.U.N.C.H.B.O.C.K.S....
"LARGELY UNDERCOVER
NUCLEAR COMPUTER
HANDLES BOLOGNA
OR COMPLICATED KOMPUTER STUFF."
HMM... I'VE SEARCHED
THE WHOLE MAINFRAME FOR "BRA,"
AND NOTHING COMES UP.
- MAYBE BRA STANDS - FOR SOMETHING.
TRY THE SUPERCOOL
NAME-INATOR PROGRAM.
[ BEEPING ]
BATTLE...
READY...
ARMOR?
BATTLE-READY ARMOR?
THAT'S IT.
THE ADULTS HAVE DEVELOPED
A NEW SUPERINVINCIBLE ARMOR,
AND NOW THEY'RE TRAINING
TEENAGERS TO USE IT.
WE'LL HAVE TO ACQUIRE
SOME OF THESE BRAS
SO WE CAN ANALYZE THEM
FOR WEAKNESSES.
POOR NUMBUH 5.
SHE MUST HAVE NO IDEA
THAT HER OLDER SISTER
IS WEARING A BRA
RIGHT UNDER HER NOSE.
NUMBUH 5! NUMBUH 5!
FREEZE!
[ MUMBLES ]
OKAY, POPS.
- WHAT WERE YOU DOING - IN NUMBUH 5's ROOM,
TRYING TO SUCK HER BRAIN
FOR INFORMATION?
SHH!
I WAS JUST BRINGING ABIGAIL
HER MEDICINE,
BUT SHE'S STILL ASLEEP,
SO KEEP IT DOWN WITH THE YELLING
AND THE SHOOTING AND THE...
[ MUMBLES ]
[ SNORING, COUGHING ]
YOUR STORY SEEMS TO CHECK OUT,
BUT WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
SO YOU GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS
AND GO READ THE PAPER
OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU ADULTS DO.
OKAY, OKAY.
SHEESH.
- THESE KIDS SAY - THE DARNDEST THINGS
WITH THE THREATS AND THE SHOUTS
AND THE...
WE CAN'T LET ANYTHING ELSE
BY OUR DEFENSES.
YEAH.
REMEMBER,
CONSTANT VIGILANCE.
[ SNORING ]
HEY, TROOPS.
WHA...
HOW'S THE "GUARDING" GOING?
LISTEN, YOU, WE KNOW
ALL ABOUT YOUR TRAINING.
- WHAT ARE YOU - TALKING ABOUT?
OH, COME OFF IT.
- WE KNOW YOU'RE - WEARING A BRA,
AND WE'RE GONNA PUT A STOP TO IT
IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE DO.
OH, STUPID DAD WITH THE BIG
MOUTH AND THE EMBARRASSING
AND THE PULLING IT OUT
FOR THE NEIGHBORS.
SHE'S GONE.
NOW, LET'S GO GET
THOSE BRAS.
- WE'VE SEARCHED - EVERYWHERE.
- WHERE ON EARTH - COULD THEY BE?
UM... I-I THINK I FOUND THEM.
MOVE OVER.
[ GASPS ]
WOW.
WELL, DON'T JUST
STAND THERE, NUMBUH 2.
TAKE ONE OUT.
WHAT? I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH THEM.
YOU DO IT.
AS FIRST IN COMMAND,
- I ORDER YOU - TO PICK UP THAT BRA.
YOU FIRST.
OKAY, OKAY.
DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.
[ SIGHS ]
UH...
- THIS IS - BATTLE-READY ARMOR?
IT HARDLY
COVERS ANYTHING.
MAYBE ONCE YOU PUT IT ON,
IT PRODUCES A PROTECTIVE
ENERGY SHIELD OR SOMETHING.
OF COURSE,
AND NOW THAT WE
HAVE THEIR TECHNOLOGY,
- WE CAN USE IT - AGAINST THEM.
IMAGINE THE ADULTS' SURPRISE
WHEN THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
ARE WEARING BRAS, TOO.
UM, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO USE THESE, UM, THINGS.
- WELL, IT'S - OBVIOUS YOU...
YOU JUST PUT YOUR HEAD
THROUGH IT...
NO, NOW, WAIT, WAIT.
MAYBE YOU PUT YOUR
RIGHT LEG INTO...
NO.
- NO, THAT'S NOT IT, - EITHER.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
IF YOU TAKE THIS PART
AND YOU WRAP IT
AROUND YOUR... OW!
[ HUMMING ]
I'VE GOT SOME NICE, WARM SOUP
FOR YOU, ABIGAIL,
WITH THE CHICKEN
AND THE CARROTS.
HUH?
SO, DO YOU FEEL ANYTHING?
YEAH... STUPID.
I DON'T KNOW.
I FEEL KIND OF POWERFUL.
AAAHH!
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
WHAT'S THE MATTER,
TEENAGER?
AFRAID WE'LL PUT YOUR BRAS
TO BETTER USE?
LISTEN, YOU LITTLE FREAK,
TAKE IT OFF NOW!
MAKE US.
RIGHT, NUMBUH 2?
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
I SAID, "TAKE THEM OFF!"
BATTLE-READY ARMOR, ON!
UH... BATTLE-READY ARMOR, GO!
BATTLE-READY... AAH!
TAKE THEM OFF NOW!
OH! OOH!
OW!
I AM NOT PLAYING
WITH YOU, FOOL.
[ GROANS ]
BATTLE-READY ARMOR,
ACTIVATE. AAH!
NUMBUH 2!
WHOA!
OOH!
UM, BATTLE-READY ARMOR,
HELP?!
I SAID,
"TAKE OFF MY BRA!"
[ GRUNTING ]
WHOA!
[ GROANS ]
NUMBUH 2,
I COULD REALLY USE SO...
WHOA!
- WHAT'S UP WITH - ALL THE RACKET?
I CAUGHT YOUR TWO LITTLE WEIRDO
FRIENDS TRYING ON MY BRAS.
WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING
WEARING MY SISTER'S BRAS?
BUT, NUMBUH 5,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTA... OHH!
"BRA" STANDS
FOR BATTLE-READY ARMOR.
IT'S A WEAPON.
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
A BRA IS FOR... UH... WELL...
GIRLS USE IT
WITH THE STRAP AND THE...
LOOK, JUST GO BACK
TO THE TREE HOUSE
SO I CAN GET SOME SLEEP!
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WHAT IF ENEMY OPERATIVES
TRY TO SUCK YOUR BRAIN...
GET OUT!
[ WHIMPERING ]
MNH-MNH-MNH.
UM... I GUESS WE WON'T
BE NEEDING THESE.
OW!
SEE YOU AROUND, CREE.
HEY,
WHERE ARE THOSE TWO GOING?
AW, LOOK.
MY OLDEST GIRL IS TELLING HER
LITTLE SISTER ABOUT BRAS.
DAD!
YOU'RE MAKING ME CRAZY!
STOP IT!
[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ SNORING ]
I HAVE RETRIEVED
THE INFORMATION REQUIRED.
NUMBUH 5 WILL
AWAKEN TOMORROW
WITHOUT REALIZING
HER BRAIN WAS PROBED.
YOU HAVE DONE WELL,
MY APPRENTICE.
THANK YOU, FATHER.
SOON MY TRAINING
WILL BE COMPLETE,
AND WE WILL PUT AN END TO THOSE
KIDS NEXT DOOR ONCE AND FOR ALL!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
SUCKERS TOOK THE BAIT
JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU.
GREAT PLAN, NUMBUH 5.
NOW, RETURN
TO HEADQUARTERS.
ROGER THAT, NUMBUH 1.
[ LAUGHING ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
ALMOST THERE, AND WITH ENOUGH
OF THE STUFF TO RETIRE.
[ ALL LAUGH ]
HUH?
HUH? HUH?
All: NUMBUH 2 OF THE KIDS
NEXT DOOR?!
A TEENAGER'S WORST NIGHTMARE.
NOW, YOU CAN EITHER
TURN THIS TRUCK AROUND
OR YOU CAN DEAL WITH ME.
HUH. EVEN YOU
CAN'T STOP US.
MAURICE, SHELDON.
ALL RIGHT, KID,
HERE'S WHERE YOU GET OFF.
OOH! WHOA!
DON'T MAKE IT TOO EASY
FOR ME, NOW.
WHO'S NEXT?
[ GRUNTS ]
THAT KID'S MINE.
SORRY.
I GOTTA FLY.
COORDINATES 2, 11, 68, NOW!
KIDS NEXT DOOR
M.E.R.R.Y.G.O.R.O.C.K.E.T....
"MONSTROUS ELECTRON ROCKET
"ROTATES YOUR GROWN OPPOSITION
ROUND ON CARNIVAL KONTRAPTION
ELIMINATING TEENAGERS."
[ GASPING ]
HEY, GANG.
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
TO TWIST AND SHOUT.
WHERE DOES HE COME UP
WITH SUCH GREAT LINES?
WHO-O-O-O-A!
AAH!
CURSE YOU, NUMBUH 2!
- GREAT SHOT, - NUMBUH 2,
- BUT WHAT ARE WE - GOING TO DO
WITH A TRUCKLOAD
OF TAPIOCA PUDDING?
LEAVE THAT TO ME.
AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT
HAPPENED.
APPLESAUCE,
YOU BIG LIARPANTS.
REALLY.
- I EVEN BUILT - A TAPIOCA-POWERED JET PACK
- TO HELP GET RID - OF THE STUFF.
DON'T YOU LIE
TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER, TOMMY.
THAT'S HOAGIE.
TOMMY'S MY BROTHER.
ARE YOU CON-TRA-DICT-ING
ME, YOUNG MAN?
OW!
- ALL RIGHT, THEN. - SCRAM!
YOUR GRANDMA'S
GOT PLANS TONIGHT.
- [ SIGHS ] - OKAY.
SHEESH.
WHAT A GROUCH.
GRANDMA.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW
FOR DINNER.
ARE YOU STILL HERE?
SCRAM, ALREADY!
[ HUMMING ]
GREAT NEWS, GUYS.
I GOT TO GRANDMA'S AND BACK
IN JUST TWO BOWLS.
DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE WANT
TO SAVE TAPIOCA?
AAH!
- OUR MISSION WAS TO STOP THE - TAPIOCA FROM GETTING INTO TOWN,
NOT FLOOD OUR HEADQUARTERS
WITH THE STUFF.
HEY, THIS WASN'T MY FAULT.
HA! IT'S TOTALLY
YOUR FAULT.
HEY, EVERYBODY,
WHO AM I?
"OOH, I'M A PILOT.
- "I'M PUSHING - THE WRONG BUTTON.
I'M DUMPING THE GROSSEST FLAVOR
OF PUDDING ALL OVER MY FRIENDS!"
OH! OH! I KNOW!
I KNOW! I KNOW!
YOU'RE NUMBUH 4!
NO! WHO AM I
PRETENDING TO BE?!
OH. YOU'RE PRETENDING
TO BE DUMBYHEAD NUMBUH 2!
ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.
SO I'LL GO INVENT SOMETHING
TO GET RID OF THE STUFF.
SHEESH.
SO WHAT'S
HIS PROBLEM?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
STUPID TAPIOCA.
WHAT DO TEENAGERS WANT
WITH THE STUFF ANYWAY?
"OOH, WHY DON'T YOU GO INVENT
SOMETHING, NUMBUH 2?"
HMM, I'D LIKE TO GO
INVENT SOMETHING...
HEY, GIVE ME A BREAK, GUYS.
THIS INVENTING STUFF
ISN'T AS EA...
AAH!
IT'S PAYBACK TIME, KID!
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO CRASH YOUR TRUCK.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
AW, HONEY, THERE YOU GO.
OH, THERE, THERE, DEAR.
DON'T WORRY.
SHELDON WILL GET
THE SCHMUTZ OFF.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
GET OFF OF ME AND GET HIM!
TOO LATE, TEEN LOSERS!
WHOA! HUH?
SHELDON, GRAB THE BRAT.
WITH PLEASURE.
HUH?
NO!
NOT YET!
SHELDON, STOP WHINING
AND...
[ MOANS ]
HUH?
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
HMM.
[ ALARM BLARES ]
QUICK! BACK TO THE HOME!
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
BATTLE STA... TIONS?
NUMBUH 2,
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
THOSE TEENAGER GUYS
CAME BACK.
THEY CREPT UP BEHIND ME
AND, UM...
AND GOT THE BEATING
OF THEIR LIVES, NUMBUH 2 STYLE.
I BRUISED A COUPLE OF CHINS
BEFORE I SMACKED THEM
DOWN ON THE FLOOR,
AND THEN I PUMMELED ALL THREE
OF THEM UNTIL THEY RAN AWAY.
HA HA!
WHY DON'T YOU TRY
MAKING UP SOME INVENTIONS
- INSTEAD OF - MAKING UP STORIES?
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
- AW, COME ON. - GET OUT OF HERE.
BUT THEY WERE HERE, REALLY.
I THOUGHT WE WERE USING
THE LONG-LASTING STUFF.
SHEESH.
IN MY TIME, WHEN WE SAID IT
LASTED TWO HOURS, GUESS WHAT?
WE MEANT IT LASTED TWO HOURS.
[ SIGHS ] NOW, WHERE
DID I PUT THAT JAR?
AH, ANTI-AGING CREME.
HA HA HA!
THEY HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST
OF THE SENIOR CITIZEN SQUAD!
WHAT'S THAT?
I SAID, "THEY HAVEN'T
HEARD THE LAST OF US," SHELDON.
NO, THANK YOU.
I'LL WALK.
[ SNORING ]
- PAY ATTENTION, - YOU TWO.
COME ON.
WE GOT WORK TO DO.
WHAT?
OH.
THIS STUFF MAY NOT
LAST LONG,
BUT THIS TIME, WE'LL HAVE
A SURPRISE FOR THEM.
YOU GUYS GOTTA BELIEVE ME.
I WAS REALLY ATTACKED
BY THAT GANG
OF SUPERPOWERED TEENAGERS.
OH, YEAH?
- IF YOU EXPECT US - TO BELIEVE YOU,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
GIVE US PROOF.
TEENAGERS, ATTACK!
- YOU KNOW WHAT? - I BELIEVE YOU.
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
JANITORIAL BATTLE STATIONS!
DISK AWAY!
WHOA!
OH!
NUMBUH 5!
[ LAUGHING ]
NUMBUH 3, LOOK OUT!
[ GRUNTS ]
HUH?
UH-OH.
ALL RIGHT, PIMPLE PATROL,
CHOKE ON THIS!
OW.
SPINNING STAFF
DEFENSE!
YOU'RE GOING DOWN,
SISTER,
AND THE PROOF
IS IN THE PUDDING.
OW!
GAME OVER, SQUIRT.
YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
ARE FINISHED.
OH, RUTABAGAS.
[ GROANING ]
AAH!
OH!
O-O-O-H!
[ SNORING ]
AAH!
AW, FAHRVERGNUGEN.
GRANDMA?!
HOW COULD YOU?
I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO
FIND OUT THIS WAY, TOMMY.
THAT'S HOAGIE.
- YEAH, RIGHT, - WHATEVER.
THE BOYS AND I HAVE BEEN
USING ANTI-AGING CREME
- SO THAT WE - COULD GET...
THE ONLY THING YOU'LL BE GETTING
IS YOUR ADULT DIAPERS KICKED.
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
TAKE 'EM DOWN!
- WAIT! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU GUYS CAN'T HURT MY GRANDMA
AND A BUNCH OF OLD GUYS.
LOOK AT THEM.
- THEY'RE JUST CONFUSED - AND TIRED.
THEY CAN'T EVEN DRIVE THE SPEED
LIMIT, LET ALONE HARM US.
FIGHTING THEM WOULD BE
LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY,
- WITHOUT GETTING - ANY CANDY.
WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?
IS IT TIME FOR BINGO?
YES, I'VE BEEN TO FRANCE.
KIDS NEXT DOOR, STAND DOWN.
THANKS, GUYS.
[ GRANDMA LAUGHS ]
- DIDN'T YOUR MOMMIES - EVER TELL YOU
NOT TO LOWER YOUR WEAPONS
ON AN OLD PERSON?
SENIOR CITIZEN SQUAD,
AGE-ITIZE!
GENTITRON!
CAPILATOR!
GRANDMACHINE!
WE ARE SENIOR CITIZEN!
AAAHH!
AAAHH! AAAHH!
SO, NOW, YOUNGSTERS,
WE'LL BE TAKING
YOUR PRECIOUS TAPIOCA!
YOU'RE JOKING.
[ LAUGHS ]
AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
[ Sarcastically ]
OH, DARN.
YEAH, WHAT WILL US KIDS
EVER DO?
[ LAUGHS ]
AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
SHUT UP, SHELDON!
NOW, NONE OF YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS
BETTER TRY ANYTHING FUNNY.
YOU SEE, WE WENT THROUGH
A LOT OF TROUBLE
- BUILDING THIS ROBOT TO GET - THAT TAPIOCA BACK,
AND IF THERE'S ONE THING KIDS
TODAY DON'T REALIZE,
IS THAT HARD WORK
AND GOOD HYGIENE...
AND DETERMINATION
WOULD YOU JUST TAKE THE STUPID
PUDDING AND LEAVE, ALREADY?!
WELL, I TOLD YOU I'D FIND A WAY
TO GET RID OF ALL THE TAPIOCA.
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
I'VE GOT TO ADMIT,
NUMBUH 2,
YOUR PLAN FOR US TO PRETEND
TO BE DEFEATED
BY THE SENIOR CITIZEN SQUAD
WAS BRILLIANT.
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
THEY GOT THEIR JUST DESSERT.
[ GIGGLES ]
YOU ARE SO COOL!
[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]
- THEY ALSO THOUGHT - IT WAS FUNNY
WHEN I SAID THAT THE FIGHT
WAS GETTING "OLD."
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, OH, AND THAT
DIDN'T TAKE THE CAKE,
BUT IT DID
TAKE THE TAPIOCA.
SHUT UP,
LIARPANTS TOMMY!
THAT'S HOAGIE!
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
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♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.