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WHOA!
[ PANTING ]
Together: [ Monotone ] DEAR ME,
IF IT ISN'T NUMBUH 5
OF THE ILLUSTRIOUS
KIDS NEXT DOOR.
WE DO NOT RECALL INVITING YOU
INTO OUR HUMBLE HOME.
SIR TOASTY
WILL HAVE TO CHASTISE YOU.
TIME TO TOAST
KID NEXT DOOR!
DON'T MOVE.
YOU THINK A FIRE EXTINGUISHER'S
GOING TO HELP YOU?
HMM.
HA HA HA!
HUH?
GET HER, SIR TOASTY.
[ GROWLS ]
HUH?
ADIOS, DELIGHTFUL DORKS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
ADIOS, KIDS NEXT DOOR.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
[ ALL SIGHING ]
[ THUD ]
[ ALL GASP ]
NUMBUH 5's GOT THE GOODS.
[ ALL GASP ]
TORTILLA CHIPS,
COMPLIMENTS OF THE DELIGHTFUL
CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE.
SO NUMBUH 5 SAYS,
"DIG IN."
YOU KNOW, YOU COULD'VE JUST WENT
TO THE DELI ON THE CORNER.
COME ON, YOU KNOW CHIPS
ALWAYS TASTE BETTER
WHEN YOU TAKE THEM
FROM THOSE DELIGHTFUL CHUMPS.
MMM.
[ RUSTLING ]
AHH. OH!
MMM.
AHH. OH!
OH, MAN!
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
THAT CHASE MUST'VE TAKEN MORE
OUT OF ME THAN I THOUGHT.
AW, COME ON.
HAVE SOME CHEESE.
[ GROANING ]
AAAHHH!
[ GROWLING ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ GROWLS ]
[ LAUGHS ] THAT WAS FUNNY.
DO IT AGAIN.
WHAT WAS THAT, NUMBUH 1?
LICE, AND NOT JUST
ANY KIND.
THESE LICE
ARE HUNGRY FOR HAIR!
OH.
EW! EW!
WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS
ON THAT BUG!
I'M GONNA...
GOSH, NUMBUH 5,
YOU LOOK SO...
SO... FUNNY!
WAIT HERE.
I'M GONNA GET MY CAMERA.
UH, HERE'S YOUR HAT BACK,
NUMBUH 5.
HEY, THIS AIN'T
NUMBUH 5's HAT.
THOSE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
MUST'VE GIVEN YOU
A LICE-INFESTED HAT.
AAAHHH!
EASY, NUMBUH 2, IT'S NOT
THAT SURPRISING.
THAT WASN'T ME.
THAT CAME
FROM NUMBUH 3's ROOM.
COME ON!
NUMBUH 3... OH!
Numbuh 3: MR. MOPSY.
OH, CUDDLESTILTSKIN.
WRINKLE, TINKLE,
PINKLE MOUSE.
THAT'S OKAY, NUMBUH 3.
WE'LL GET YOU SOME NEW TOYS.
TOYS? I DON'T WANT TOYS.
I WANT REVENGE!
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
NOBODY GOT HURT.
SAY THAT AGAIN, SQUIRT, AND THEN
WE'LL SEE IF NOBODY'S HURT!
ALL RIGHT,
NUMBUH 3 LOST HER FRIENDS,
AND I LOST MY FAVORITE HAT
ALONG WITH MOST OF MY HAIR.
SO WHO ELSE WANTS TO FIND
SOME BUGS TO SQUASH?
UM... I THINK
THEY'VE ALREADY FOUND US!
W-WHAT DO WE D-DO N-NOW?
FOLLOW MY LEAD.
RUN!
All: AAAHHH!
[ ALL PANTING ]
I THINK THEY'VE GONE.
GOSH, I HOPE SO.
THESE THINGS
GIVE ME THE... OOP!
HEEBIE-JEEBIES!
AAAHHH!
[ GROWLING ]
[ SCREECHING ]
- WELL, AT LEAST - WE NOW KNOW
THEY DON'T LIKE
NACHO CHEESE VERY MUCH.
SO HERE'S
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
THE MODIFICATIONS
WE'VE MADE TO OUR WEAPONS
HAVE MADE THEM ABLE TO HANDLE
THE ZESTY, FULL-BODIED FLAVOR
OF NACHO CHEESE.
THESE LICE DON'T LIKE NACHO
CHEESE, AND WE DON'T LIKE THEM.
SO THE MINUTE YOU GET ONE
IN YOUR SIGHTS,
HOSE HIM WITH EVERYTHING
YOU'VE GOT.
ANY QUESTIONS?
SO... THEN
LET'S JUICE UP.
[ LICE BURPS ]
[ SCREECHING ]
UH-OH.
NOT MUCH CHEESE LEFT
FOR OUR WEAPONS, NUMBUH 1.
WE'LL HAVE TO GET MORE
AT THE SOURCE.
- RIGHT. - FROM DOWN IN THE KITCHEN,
WE'LL HAVE TO FIGHT OUR WAY UP
THROUGH THE TREE HOUSE
- AND GET TO THE CHEESE REPOSITORY - ON LEVEL 67.
THEN WE CAN LOAD OUR WEAPONS
TO FULL FROM THE MAIN TANK.
UNTIL THEN, WE'LL HAVE TO RATION
WHAT WE'VE GOT.
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
LET'S GET THAT CHEESE.
AIN'T NOTHING GONNA HAPPEN,
'CAUSE I AIN'T AFRAID.
HEY, NUMB...
AAAHHH!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
YOU COVER THE REAR,
NUMBUH 4.
Numbuh 4:
AH, GOT TO KEEP COOL.
NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN.
I'M COOL. I'M COOL.
I'M ICE, BABY.
NO CRUDDY LICE
IS GONNA SNEAK UP ON ME.
NO, SIR.
- LICE DON'T SNEAK UP - ON ICE.
IT AIN'T NICE FOR LICE
TO SNEAK UP ON ICE.
THOSE LICE
BETTER THINK TWICE,
'CAUSE IT'S NO DICE
FOR THOSE LICE.
NO DICE OR RICE.
SO TAKE MY ADVICE,
YOU CRUDDY LICE.
I AM NOT NICE,
RIGHT, NUMBUH 1?
RIGHT? NUMBUH 1?!
GUYS?!
[ GROWLING ] [ GROWLING ]
[ GULPS ]
AAH! AAAHHH!
UGH!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
Numbuh 4: AAAHHH!
THAT WAS NUMBUH 4.
RU-U-U-N!
UH-OH.
AAAHHH!
I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE BALD.
[ ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
YOU GUYS GO ON.
WHAT ARE YOU... NUTS?
MR. MOPSY AND ME
GOT A LITTLE SCORE TO SETTLE.
GO!
NUMBUH 3, ARE YOU...
GO!
ALL RIGHT, MR. MOPSY,
THIS IS IT.
IT ENDS HERE.
THIS IS FOR ALL THE CUDDLY PALS
BACK IN THE BEDROOM...
MR. WIGGLESNOUT,
MARY KISS-A-FACE,
LITTLE LUCY MUFFINOPOLIS,
LITTLE PEE-PEE PIE,
AND YOU TOO,
MR. DINKLEDOO.
NUMBUH 3!
WE CAN'T STOP NOW.
COME ON.
[ NUMBUH 2 PANTING ]
- NUMBUH 2, - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH. I'M ALL...
[ GROWLING ]
NUMBUH 2!
SAVE YOURSELVES!
GO!
MY HAIR WILL HOLD THEM OFF!
AAAHHH!
LET'S GO. THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN DO FOR HIM.
AAAHHH! [ LAUGHS ]
HEY, THAT TICKLES.
[ BOTH PANTING ]
WHOA...
THE CHEESE ROOM.
I'VE NEVER BEEN
UP HERE BEFORE.
IT'S SO... CHEESY.
LEVELS 10 THROUGH 40,
SUBSECTIONS "D" THROUGH "M"...
AT THIS RATE, THEY'LL HAVE
THE ENTIRE TREE HOUSE INFESTED
IN A MATTER OF HOURS.
- WE'VE ONLY GOT - ONE CHANCE LEFT.
- FIRST, I'LL RAISE THE PRESSURE - IN THE MAIN TANK
- SO THAT WE'VE GOT - ENOUGH CHEESE
- TO FILL EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY - IN THE TREE HOUSE.
THEN ALL WE'VE GOT TO DO
IS HIT THE PURGE BUTTON,
AND WE CHEESE THE PLACE.
SO LET'S DO THIS.
[ GROWLING ]
AAAHHH!
[ GROWLING ]
HUH? [ SNIFFING ]
EW!
AAAHHH!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
HA HA HA HA HA!
COME TO NUMBUH...
OH!
UGH!
AAH!
WAAAHHH!
[ STRAINING ]
STO-O-O-O-O-P!
HUH? HUH?
YOU GOT TO SAY
SOMETHING COOL FIRST, LIKE,
[ Deep voice ]
"SAY CHEESE, PUNK."
OR, "CHEESED TO MEET YOU."
[ Normal voice ] WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
CHEESE...
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
OH!
YOU DROPPED THIS,
YOUNGSTER.
THANK YOU,
ADULT PERSON.
[ RUSTLING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
YES. WAY TO GO, TEAM.
[ ALARM BLARING ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
WE HEARD THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
MESSAGE ALERT!
ARE WE UNDER ATTACK?!
SHOULD I READY
THE SUPERASSAULT SHIP?
NUMBUH 1?!
HUH? OH!
UM, IT'S JUST, A, UM,
A B19-4 IN, UH, SECTOR 10.
A WHAT?
- NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. - I'LL HANDLE THIS ONE MYSELF.
YOU GUYS JUST, UH,
TAKE THE DAY OFF OR SOMETHING.
BYE-BYE!
WOW, WHAT A HERO!
WELL, WE GOT THE DAY OFF
FROM ADULT FIGHTING,
SO WHAT Y'ALL WANNA DO?
LET'S GO TO THE CARNIVAL!
OH, PLEASE, PLEASE,
CAN WE GO TO THE CARNIVAL?!
[ CALLIOPE MUSIC PLAYS ]
All: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!
I FEEL SORRY FOR NUMBUH 1,
HAVING TO WORK
WHILE WE'RE HAVING
SO MUCH FUN.
OOH, NUMBUH 1's WORKING,
ALL RIGHT.
[ BOTH GIGGLING ]
HE'S WORKING IT REAL HARD.
[ GASPS ]
HEY, NUMBUH 1,
HOW'S THE MISSION?
OH, UM, HELLO, TEAM.
[ CHUCKLES ]
AREN'T YOU GONNA INTRODUCE ME
TO YOUR FRIENDS, NIGEY?
YEAH, NIGEY.
UM, SURE.
THIS, UM, IS LIZZIE.
[ Singsong ] NIGEY'S GOT
A GIRLFRIEND.
I DO NOT!
NIGEL AND LIZZIE,
SITTIN' IN A TREE,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
IT'S OKAY, NIGEL.
YOU CAN TELL THEM
THAT WE'RE GOING...
HOME! WHAT A GOOD IDEA!
WELL, SEE YOU AROUND, LIZZIE.
HOLD IT, NIGEL!
YOU CAN'T SAY WE'RE GOING OUT
WHEN WE'RE ALONE
AND THEN DENY IT
IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS.
I NEVER DID THAT.
YOU JUST DID!
- DID NOT! - DID TOO!
- DID NOT. - DID TOO.
UH, UH, REALLY, GUYS,
I NEVER SAID
WE WERE GOING OUT OUT.
- [ GASPS ] - [ GASPS ]
WE'LL SEE
WHO'S GOING OUT OUT!
AAH! UGH!
[ MUTTERING ]
HMPH! WOMEN!
WHAT?! WHAT?!
OW! WHAT?!
I JUST SAID "WOMEN"!
OW!
WHAT'S SO BAD... OW!
MAN, IT'S GOOD TO GET OUT
OF THAT HOUSE FOR A WHILE!
AND JUST IN TIME
FOR NEW-COMICS DAY.
YEAH, I'M GONNA GET
THE NEW "FLYING YIPPER."
- I'M GONNA GET... - TAG! YOU'RE IT!
RACE YOU TO THE CORNER!
YOU'RE ON!
I WIN!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
HEY, NUMBUH 1, HERE COMES
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
KISSY LIZZIE!
[ LAUGHS ]
WHY, YOU...
HI, LIZZIE.
HI, NIGEL.
LOOK, I'M SORRY
ABOUT YESTERDAY,
AND I WANTED
TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU...
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
WITH THIS GIFT.
HUH?
TAKE IT.
OH, NO, I DON'T THINK...
COOL!
WELL, OKAY.
THANKS, I GUESS.
HUH?
UH, THANKS.
I ALWAYS WANTED...
WHATEVER THIS IS.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY IT ON?
UM, I THINK
I'LL TRY IT ON LATER.
COME ON. PLEASE, NIGEY.
I WANNA SEE.
WELL...
WELL... OH, ALL RIGHT.
HOW'S THAT?
PERFECT!
OKAY, GUYS, WE ARE OUTTA HERE.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
UGH-UGH-UGH!
I'LL... CATCH... YOU... GUYS...
LATER!
ARE YOU SURE, NUMBUH 1?
WHAT ABOUT THE COMICS?
UGH! UGH!
UGH-UGH-UGH!
I'M G-G-GOING TO HANG OUT
W-W-WITH L-L-LIZZIE INSTEAD.
- OH, WHATEVER. - FINE BY ME.
READY TO GO, NIGEY?
Y-Y-YES!
W-WHERE ARE Y-YOU
T-TAKING M-ME?
OH, I'M NOT TAKING YOU
ANYWHERE.
YOU'RE TAKING ME
ON THE MOST ROMANTICAL DATE
EVER.
Y-Y-YES, D-D-DEAR.
YEAH! NEW COMICS!
OUT OF THE WAY!
HEY, WHERE ARE
NUMBUH 5's MAGAZINES?
UGH! I HATE IT WHEN YOU MAKE US
BUY YOUR CRUDDY GIRL MAGAZINES!
YEAH, YEAH,
TELL IT TO CAPTAIN LOSER
AND THE DORKALOID.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
QUALITY LITERATURE
IF YOU BIT YOU ON THE...
- HEY, WHERE IS NUMBUH 1 - ANYWAY?
MAN, HE IS SO WEIRD!
HE SAYS
HE DOESN'T LIKE LIZZIE.
THEN, SHE GIVES HIM A HELMET AND
HE GOES RUNNING OFF WITH HER.
UH, WHAT KIND OF HELMET
WAS IT?
IT'S BIG AND STUPID.
LIGHT BULBS ON IT.
Together: BOYFRIEND HELMET.
WHAT?! WHAT?!
A BOYFRIEND HELMET.
THERE'S AN AD FOR ONE
RIGHT HERE. LOOK.
"THE YES, DEAR 5000."
THEY SELL THESE THINGS?!
WELL, THEY AIN'T CHEAP.
AND THE BAD NEWS IS THAT
THE EFFECTS BECOME PERMANENT
AS THE HELMET FUSES
WITH THE VICTIM.
WE'VE GOT TO SAVE NUMBUH 1!
- AAH! - AAH!
HOLD UP, Y'ALL!
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE HE IS!
[ CHUCKLES ]
I KNOW WHERE I'D WANT TO GO
IF I HAD A BOYFRIEND.
[ GASPS ]
COME ON! LET'S GO!
WHAT?
WHAT'D I SAY?
OH, NIGEL.
IT WAS SO SWEET OF YOU
TO BRING ME HERE.
THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC DATE
I'VE EVER BEEN ON.
IT'S THE ONLY DATE
I'VE EVER BEEN ON, BUT STILL...
[ French accent ]
THE LOVER'S SPECIAL.
OH, GOODY!
I CAN'T WAIT!
[ GASPS ]
IT'S SO CUTE!
JUST LIKE US!
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
WE'LL BE GOING STEADY,
THEN WE'LL GET ENGAGED,
AND THEN WILL GET MARRIED!
AND YOU WON'T EVER SEE
YOUR STUPID FRIENDS EVER,
EVER AGAIN!
BUT I LIKE
M-M-MY STUPID FRIENDS!
UH! BLAH! UGH!
Y-YES, D-D-DEAR.
I WILL N-NEVER SEE
MY STUPID FRIENDS AGAIN.
OH, NIGEY,
I KNEW YOU'D AGREE.
I CAN'T WAIT TO REDECORATE THAT
HORRIBLE TREE HOUSE OF YOURS.
WE'LL BE SO HAPPY THERE.
HEY, UH, MAÜTRE DORK...
YOU GOT A TABLE FOR FIVE?
I AM SORRY.
BUT, UH, HAVE YOU
ANY RESERVATIONS?
NOT ABOUT KICKING
KISSY LIZZIE'S BUTT!
OUT OF THE WAY, CHUMP!
SACRé BLEU!
NIGEY...
YOUR HORRIBLE FRIENDS ARE TRYING
TO RUIN OUR ROMANTICAL DATE.
DESTROY THEM!!
YES, D-DEAR!
UGH!
AAH! RA-A-H!
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S... - HEY!
WHA! WHA!
NUMBUH 1...
YOU'RE BEING BRAINWASHED.
YOU GOT TO FIGHT IT.
YOU'RE J-JUST JEALOUS!
JEALOUS?
DON'T HOLD YOUR BR...
- WHAT? - WHO-O-O-A!
I LOVE YOU.
NO, I LOVE YOU.
UGH!
NO, I LOVE YOU.
NO, I LOVE...
RAH! AAAH!
ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 1.
YOU ASKED FOR IT.
UGH!
[ GRUNTING ]
OH! AAH!
AAAAAAH!
UGH! OW!
MY HERO!
[ LAUGHS ]
THERE'S THE SHOT!
UGH!
WHOA!
NUMBUH 1! STOP!
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS!
THE ONLY FRIEND I NEED
IS MY GIRLFRIEND!
AAAAAH!
FREEZE, LOVER BOY!
AHH.
F-FOR YOU, DARLING.
OH, NIGEL!
ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 1.
WE'RE TAKING YOU HOME NOW!
[ GROWLS ]
JUST TRY AND TAKE ME!
OH!
[ GRUMBLING INDISTINCTLY ]
GIVE HIM EVERYTHING YOU GOT!
YA-A-A-H!
AAAAH!
WE GOT HIM!
MOVE IN FOR
TARGET-ABDUCTION MANEUVER.
OH, NO!
- I WON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU, - NIGEL.
[ CHATTERING, MUTTERING ]
UH-OH. RUN!!
[ GROANS ]
[ GROANING ]
YAH!!
[ SIGHS ]
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
NOW, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
I WAS JUST SAYING WE'RE GOING TO
BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER!
PARDON MOI, MONSIEUR.
YOUR CHECK.
WHAT?!
HOW CAN YOU CHARGE THAT MUCH
FOR A LOUSY STEAK?!
UGH!
IT'S... IT'S... IT'S...
IT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!
UH-OH.
UGH.
OHH.
DON'T EVER USE ONE OF THOSE
THINGS ON ME AGAIN, LIZZIE.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?
[ GROANING ]
UM...
WANNA GET SOME ICE CREAM?
SURE!
I LIKE PISTACHIO ICE CREAM.
REALLY?
SO DO I!
YOU'RE NEAT, NIGEL UNO.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.