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PARENT TEACHER ORGANIZATION
OF ERADICATING YOUNGSTERS...
ATTACK!
[ LAUGHING ]
AAAAAH!
AAH.
CODE RED!
THE TREE HOUSE IS UNDER ATTACK!
- KIDS NEXT DOOR, - BATTLE STATIONS!
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THOSE
STUDY-HAPPY SICKOS!
MAD DAD MAD!
YOU GET BAD
REPORT CARD AGAIN!
WHAT?!
OHH!
AND THAT AIN'T MY REPORT
CARD, YOU NUT!
PLUG ME IN, NUMBUH 5.
POWER IS ON.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
YOU CANNOT DEFEAT
THE TERRIBLE TUTOR!
WHOA!
NUMBUH 2,
THE HELITEACHER'S ALL YOURS!
MM-HMM!
[ CACKLING ]
AAH!
YOUR AIM IS AS BAD
AS YOUR SCHOOLWORK.
[ LAUGHING ]
OHH.
AAH!
OOPH.
NAUGHTY CHILDREN
MAKE MID WESTERN MOM ANGRY!
ENERGIHUGIC FLY SWATTER,
FIRE!
HUH?
AAH!
RETREAT!
[ WAILING ]
YOU HEARD THE MAN.
YEAH, WE KICKED BUTT!
NUMBUH 2, WHAT IS THIS?
UM, A RUBBER BAND
FOOD FLINGER?
A RUBBER BAND
FOOD FLINGER?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
- OUR SUPERAMAZING - TREE HOUSE,
SUPREME CENTER
OF OUR 2x4 TECHNOLOGY,
IS HOME TO AN
INEXHAUSTIBLE POWER SUPPLY.
AND ALL YOU CAN THINK
TO MAKE
IS A BIG RUBBER BAND?!
COME ON!
BEHOLD...
THE CENTRAL POWER CORE,
THE MOST MASSIVE POWER SOURCE
IN THE WORLD,
GENERATED BY THOUSANDS
UPON THOUSANDS
OF SCURRYING HAMSTERS.
OH, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
[ WHEEL SQUEAKS ]
WHEE!
HUH?!
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?!
STOP!
MY PRECIOUS POWER SOURCE!
WHO DID THIS?!
[ Singsong voice ] I DID.
WHAT?
THEY WERE TIRED, SILLY.
HAMSTERS WORK SO HARD.
THEY NEED A VACATION.
HAMSTER HOLIDAY!
FUN FOR ALL!
[ GENERATOR POWERING DOWN ]
YAY! SCARY PARTY!
Together: [ Monotone ] THANK YOU
FOR COMING, MR. TOILETNATOR,
BUT YOU'RE NOT THE TYPE OF
VILLAIN WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
OH, WAIT!
I CAN DO OTHER STUFF!
AAAH!
NEXT.
[ THUNDERING FOOTSTEPS ]
[ Foreign accent ]
OOH, YOU ARE CHILDRENS!
AND SO SKINNY ARE YOU!
- GRAMMA STUFFUM - MAKE YOU SNACK
OF LIVERWURST
HEADCHEESE CASSEROLE.
[ GROWLING ]
BUT WE'VE ALREADY EATEN.
NONSENSE!
YOU ARE SO VERY SKINNY.
BUT IF WE EAT ALL
YOUR DELICIOUS FOOD,
THERE WON'T BE ANY
FOR THOSE POOR,
STARVING KIDS NEXT DOOR.
STARVING?!
THEY'RE FAMISHED,
AND THEY LIVE
RIGHT NEXT DOOR.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
LIVER! ONIONS!
UH, YES, GRAMMA?
IT IS TIME TO PREPARE
A FEAST!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
BUT LITTLE DID SHE KNOW
THAT THE SPOOKY, SPOOKY
TREE-HOUSE GHOST
WAS REALLY...
ME!
YEEE!
SPOOKY GHOST! YAY!
HYAH! HYAH!
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME!
[ BOTH IMITATING
[ LIGHTSABERS HUMMING ]
WOULD YOU GUYS QUIT
FOOLING AROUND?!
THIS IS SERIOUS!
NO HAMSTERS, NO POWER.
WE'RE DEFENSELESS!
I WONDER WHAT HAMSTERS DO
ON VACATION.
[ CHITTERING ]
NO POWER!
- THAT MEANS NO - ELECTRO REPULSOR DEFENSE WEB,
NO MEGA VOLTAGE SOUP CAN
LASER... NO DEFENSES!
OH, RELAX. WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT CAN HAPPEN?
WHAT COULD HAPPEN?
THAT COULD HAPPEN!
OH, LOOK AT ALL
THE SKINNY CHILDRENS!
[ GASPS ]
YOU NEED TO EAT,
AND NOTHING FATTENS UP
LIKE GOOD, YUCKY,
HEALTHY FOOD!
UGH. SPINACH.
EH, JUST A BUNCH
OF CRUDDY FOOD.
THESE GUYS ARE MINE!
UGH!
THEY AIN'T SO TOUGH.
UH-OH.
CREAM THAT KID!
AAH!
WHOA!
[ LAUGHING ]
HEY.
UH-OH.
AAH! UGH!
STAY BACK, YOU
GIANT CHEESE MONSTER THING!
I'VE GOT AN
ENERGIHUGIC FLY SWATTER,
AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE...
IT.
OHHH.
UGH.
OHH.
[ GROWLING ]
LOOKS LIKE
NUMBUH 5's GONNA HAVE
TO GRILL YOUR CHEESE.
[ CLICKING ]
OH, MAN.
[ GASPS ]
[ GROWLING ]
- [ Garbled ] - OH, THIS IS FUN!
CATCH HER BEFORE SHE RUNS
ALL THAT FAT OFF!
SIR, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
BANZAI!
[ SLURPING ]
MM-MMM. MM-MMM.
WE CAN'T STOP
AN APPETITE LIKE THAT.
GET RID OF HIM!
YES, SIR!
AAH!
OHH!
COME TO NUMBUH 2...
WHOA!
OHH! UGH! OOPH!
WHOA!
OHH! EE! OHH! AAH!
OHH! AAH! OHH!
A-A-A-A-AH! OOPH!
THIS FOOD IS DISGUSTING.
YUCK! NO MORE!
BUT, CHILDRENS,
IT'S TIME
FOR THE SECOND COURSE...
SO EAT!
UGH. BRING IT ON, GRANNY.
A LITTLE
SNACK WON'T STOP US!
KIDS NEXT DOOR, ATTACK!
AAH! AAH!
OHH.
UGH.
[ GROANING ]
MY BELLY HURTS.
SO FAT... SO SLEEPY.
GOOD!
PLEASANTLY PLUMP
AND WITH YOUR GRANDMOTHER YOU
SHOULD BE, EH?
WHAT IS IT?
THERE'S ONLY FOUR HERE.
ONE HAS ESCAPED.
WHAT?! FIND HIM NOW!
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
HUH?
IT'S SNACK TIME,
FRAULEIN.
"SNACK TIME, FRAULEIN"?
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING.
FEED THE SKINNY ONE!
STUFF HIM WITH YUCKY FOOD!
WHOA-OH-OH-OH-OH!
MEATPIE BRIGADE, ATTACK!
HI, GUYS.
UGH!
YES! THE FEAST
HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN!
UH-OH!
[ GRUNTING ]
OHH.
[ GASPS ] [ GASPS ]
[ GROANING ]
OHH.
NO... MORE... FOOD.
[ BELCHES ] UGH.
[ LAUGHING ]
LIVER, I THINK THE CHILDRENS
ARE READY FOR DESSERT!
YES, GRAMMA!
DESSERTS, FORWARD MARCH!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
DESSERTS?
[ CHITTERING ]
[ BELCHES ]
WE'RE HAVING HAMSTERS
FOR DESSERT?
- HAMSTERS? - DON'T BE SO SILLY.
I MADE THE GORILLA PI...
HAMSTERS?!
[ CHITTERING ]
OH! DISGUSTING,
NASTY RODENTS!
OH! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
ATTACK! ATTACK!
GET RID OF THEM!
IT'S NO USE!
WE'RE SURROUNDED!
AAH! OHH! AAH! UGH!
I CAN'T COOK LIKE THIS!
AAAH!
HMM?
[ GRUNTING ]
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF YOUR GROSS, SLIMY
COOKING, LADY,
SO I'M SENDING THIS DISH
BACK TO THE KITCHEN.
"SENDING IT BACK TO THE"...
COME ON, MAN.
AAAAAAAH!
OH!
CHILDRENS...
GRANNY'S BACK!
NO, REALLY, WE JUST ATE.
AAAH!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
[ SLURPING ]
MMM.
[ HUMMING ]
[ GROWLING ]
[ HUMMING ]
OOPSIE.
HMM?
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
HUH?!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
AAH!
[ GROANING ]
HUH?
AAH!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
WHERE CAN SHE BE?
IT'S A SIMPLE MISSION...
A TRIP TO THE CANDY STORE!
SHE CAN'T EVEN
GET THAT RIGHT.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
- IT'S ABOUT TIME. - YOU GOT MY...
CHOCOLATE LOGS? DID YOU BRING
THE CHOCOLATE LOGS?!
- AND NUMBUH 5's - CARAMEL CRITTERS?
YOU'D BETTER HAVE A GOOD
EXPLANATION FOR THIS, NUMBUH 3.
UM...
I, UM... LOOK!
AAH! AAH!
WHAT HAPPENED?!
YOUR TEETH SHOULD LOOK
LIKE THIS.
OR THIS.
I KNOW.
LOOK, ALL WE GOT TO DO
IS GET SOME CANDY,
AND WE'LL GET THOSE TEETH BACK
OUT OF SHAPE IN NO TIME.
GOOD IDEA, NUMBUH 5.
TO THE CANDY STORE!
EYES FRONT, NUMBUH 3.
[ Strained ] OKAY.
CHILDREN,
CHILDREN, CHILDREN,
DR. SIGMUND TEEF
AT YOUR SERVICE,
AND YOU KIDS LOOK LIKE YOU'D
LOVE A COMPLIMENTARY CHECKUP.
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
A GOOD TEETH CLEANING.
FIRST THERE'S THE BRUSHING,
THEN THERE'S THE SCRAPING
AND THE SCRUBBING
AND THE SPITTING...
OH, THE FRESHNESS!
SO, WHY DON'T YOU ALL STEP
INSIDE MY OFFICE,
AND WE'LL, UM, UM...
WE'LL MAKE AN APPOINTMENT
FOR TUESDAY...
OR WEDNESDAY?
FREAK!
[ GROWLS ]
FINALLY... CANDY TIME!
Numbuh 1: UH-OH. LOOKS LIKE
WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
CLOSED?!
BUT IT'S ONLY MIDNIGHT!
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO COME
BACK FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
WHOO! WHOO!
HEY, COME BACK!
JELLY'S CANDIES IS ALWAYS OPEN
FOR MY BEST CUSTOMERS...
HI, MR. JELLY!
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
- GOOD EVENING, - MR. JELLY.
COME IN, COME IN.
YOU GOT TO HAVE CANDY, RIGHT?
NO FUN WITHOUT CANDY, EH?
[ LAUGHING ]
HELP YOURSELVES, NOW.
THERE'S PLENTY TO GO AROUND.
SO GO AHEAD
AND EAT, EAT, EAT!
AND IF THAT NASTY DENTIST
DR. TEEF
TRIES TO GIVE YOU A BRUSHING,
WELL,
YOU CAN RUN, RUN, RUN!
GOT ANY TAFFY?
T-T-TAFFY?! NO!
WE'RE, UH,
WE'RE FRESH OUT...
FRESH OUT
OF T-T... THAT STUFF.
BUT LET'S GET YOU KIDS
SQUARED AWAY,
SO YOU CAN RUN ALONG
AND ENJOY
YOUR DELICIOUS CANDY.
EXCELLENT. JUST PUT IT ON
THE KIDS NEXT DOOR ACCOUNT.
GOODBYE, NOW.
DON'T LET THE DENTIST GET YOU.
[ LAUGHING ]
IF THAT STUPID DENTIST
TRIES TO FIX MY TEETH,
I'LL GIVE HIM A WHUMF!
THEN I'LL GIVE
HIM A KA-POW
- AND A THWACK, - AND A GRAAAAW!
- AND IF HE BRINGS - OUT THE FLOSS,
THEN I'LL GIVE HIM THE OLD
WUMPUH THUMPAH
AND THEN A... AAAH!
FINALLY,
NUMBUH 4 SHUTS UP.
AAH!
Numbuh 5: IT'S NUMBUH 4.
[ GASPS ]
HE'S BEEN BRACIFIED!
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
"BRUSH AFTER MEALS
AND SNACKS OR ELSE,"
SIGNED, "KNIGHTBRACE."
WHAT'S A KNIGHTBRACE?
[ Garbled ] THE DENTIST!
THE DENTIST!
IT HAS TO
BE THAT DENTIST.
LET'S NOT JUMP
TO CONCLUSIONS.
IT'S OBVIOUS WE'RE DEALING
WITH A VILLAIN
OBSESSED WITH DENTAL HYGIENE,
WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN...
WE NEED MORE CANDY!
NUMBUH 2, PREPARE THE...
- NUMBUH 2? - WHERE'D HE GO?
NUMBUH 5, WHERE'S...
HEY, WHERE'S NUMBUH 5?
[ Garbled ] I DON'T KNOW.
[ GASPS ]
GUYS?! GUYS?!
MMM!
[ DOOR CREAKING ]
[ GRUNTING ] [ GRUNTING ]
DENTAL FLOSS...
IT'S CLEANING THEIR GUMS,
AND THERE'S NOTHING
THEY CAN DO ABOUT IT.
I'M BEGINNING TO THINK
THAT A CERTAIN DENTIST
IS BEHIND ALL THIS.
WELL, I HAVE JUST THE PLAN
TO DEAL WITH THE LIKES OF HIM.
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
ARE YOU WITH ME?
YEAH!
WHOA! OH!
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
NOW!
OKAY!
HUH?
- Numbuh 1: - DON'T MOVE, FREAK!
YOU DARE INTERRUPT
MY SACRED MISSION?!
[ Garbled ] UH-HUH!
WHOA!
I AM THE BRUSH,
AND YOU ARE THE PLAQUE.
UGH!
NOW BRACE... FOR IMPACT!
[ PANTING ] [ PANTING ]
UGH! UGH!
[ GROWLS ]
NOW,
THIS WON'T HURT A BIT.
- ♪ LA LA LA - LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
WHOO!
♪ LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA ♪
[ LAUGHING ]
THIS'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU
IN A FLASH!
AAH!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
AFTER HIM!
THE DENTIST'S OFFICE...
CAREFUL, TEAM.
WE'RE ON HIS TURF NOW.
SPREAD OUT AND FIND
THE MANIAC.
HE'S NOT IN HERE.
NOT IN HERE, EITHER.
KEEP LOOKING.
[ CHUCKLES ]
HE HAS GOT TO BE
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
LOOK OUT!
[ GRUNTING ]
WHA... WHERE?!
AAH!
OHH! OHH! OHH! OHH! OHH!
HI.
OH, HI. HOW ARE...
AAAH!
UGH!
[ GROANING ]
LOOKS LIKE YOUR CAVITY-FIGHTING
CAREER IS OVER,
DR. SIGMUND TEEF!
DID SOMEONE CALL MY NAME?
DR. TEEF? DR. TEEF?
BUT IF... IF YOU'RE NOT,
AND... AND YOU'RE THE...
BUT... BUT HE AND...
- [ CLEARS THROAT ] - JUST AS I SUSPECTED!
MR. JELLY?! MR. JELLY?!
THAT'S RIGHT,
YOU CAVITY-COVERED BRATS!
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I
WANTED TO BE A DENTIST,
- BUT I WAS KICKED - OUT OF SCHOOL
FOR TRYING TO PUT BRACES
ON BABIES!
HUMILIATED
BY THE ESTABLISHMENT,
I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO WORK IN
MY FAMILY'S CANDY SHOP
AND WATCH KID AFTER KID
COME IN TO BUY
CAVITY-INDUCING TREATS!
IT WAS TOO MUCH... TOO MUCH...
TOO MUCH... TOO MUCH!
SO I DONNED
THE CORRECTIVE HEADGEAR
AND BECAME THE ENAMEL AVENGER...
KNIGHTBRACE
TO CORRECT
THE DAMAGE I'D DONE!
BUT WE TOLD YOU IN SCHOOL,
YOU CAN'T FORCE...
FOOLS!
FOUR OUT OF FIVE DENTISTS
MIGHT NOT BE ABLE
TO BEAT YOU KIDS NEXT DOOR,
BUT I'M THE FIFTH!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
OPEN WIDE!
IN THE NAME OF FLUORIDE,
STOP THIS!
AAH!
UGH!
OHH!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
TIME FOR AN APPOINTMENT,
NUMBUH 1.
I HAVE A SPECIAL TREATMENT
FOR... YOU!
AAAAH!
OHH!
DON'T WORRY.
THIS PASTE IS A YUMMY,
YUMMY NEW FLAVOR...
IMITATION BUBBLE GUM.
[ GRUNTING ]
HEY, JELLY!
CHEW ON THIS!
AAH!
MMM! TAFFY?
OOH, IT'S TAFFY...
MY DELICIOUS WEAKNESS!
MMM!
OOH, DELICIOUS!
DELICIOUS TAFFY!
MMM!
TAFFALICIOUS!
OH, SO GOOD!
SO GOOD!
OH, TAFFY!
TAFFY! TAFFY!
OH, YES!
YES, YES, YES!
OH! MMM!
MMM!
WELL, THAT PUTS AN END
TO KNIGHTBRACE.
[ GROANING ]
THE DENTAL ESTABLISHMENT WILL DO
ITS BEST TO REFORM MR. JELLY.
BUT WHAT'LL HAPPEN
TO THE CANDY STORE?
OH, MY LAZY BROTHER-IN-LAW WILL
BE HAPPY TO TAKE OVER.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
HOW ABOUT THAT FREE CHECKUP?
[ LAUGHING ]
FREE CHECKUP.
FREAK.
[ GROWLS ]
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5...
4...
3...
2...
1.
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.