1 00:00:32,963 --> 00:00:37,763 Welcome to Never Mind The Buzzcocks, the music-obsessed panel show. 2 00:00:37,803 --> 00:00:40,763 If music be the food of love, I'm prediabetic. 3 00:00:40,803 --> 00:00:43,083 And realistically tonight, I'm not the only one. 4 00:00:43,123 --> 00:00:45,443 On Daisy's team tonight... 5 00:00:45,483 --> 00:00:49,083 ♪ Yippee-ippee-ey-ey-ay-yey-yey... 6 00:00:49,123 --> 00:00:52,643 A singer-songwriter whose answer to any question in the 90s was, 7 00:00:52,683 --> 00:00:56,003 "I'll have some more drugs please." It's Shaun Ryder. 8 00:01:00,003 --> 00:01:02,003 And our next guest is... 9 00:01:02,043 --> 00:01:04,003 ♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah... 10 00:01:04,043 --> 00:01:06,843 The maraca-shaking, melon twister-in-chief, 11 00:01:06,883 --> 00:01:09,443 whose answer to every question in the 90s was, 12 00:01:09,483 --> 00:01:11,483 "I'll have some more drugs too, please." 13 00:01:11,523 --> 00:01:13,923 It's Bez! 14 00:01:16,803 --> 00:01:19,083 And joining Noel and Jamali tonight... 15 00:01:20,683 --> 00:01:24,243 A brilliant comedian who chose to leave New York and live in Streatham, 16 00:01:24,283 --> 00:01:27,363 she'll be in the future swapping her car for a shopping trolley 17 00:01:27,403 --> 00:01:30,163 and her clothes for some discarded nappies. 18 00:01:30,203 --> 00:01:31,963 It's Desiree Burch! 19 00:01:36,403 --> 00:01:38,083 Welcome to the show, everybody. 20 00:01:38,123 --> 00:01:41,243 I feel like the Happy Mondays have been part of my entire life, 21 00:01:41,283 --> 00:01:44,003 but the thing that occurred to me is, I can't imagine 22 00:01:44,043 --> 00:01:46,323 what both of you did before the Mondays. 23 00:01:46,363 --> 00:01:48,563 Yeah, you don't want to know, mate. I do! 24 00:01:48,603 --> 00:01:50,683 I do, Bez. 25 00:01:50,723 --> 00:01:53,803 Well, we used to live in flats together, didn't we, for ages? 26 00:01:53,843 --> 00:01:56,363 We used to wash up in the bath. Yeah, yeah. 27 00:01:57,563 --> 00:02:00,683 And that's it, you didn't have a job before the Mon-No, no. 28 00:02:00,723 --> 00:02:02,643 I did! Did you? What was your job? 29 00:02:02,683 --> 00:02:07,203 At 15, I was a messenger boy at the post office taking telegrams, 30 00:02:07,243 --> 00:02:08,683 telling people to get... 31 00:02:08,723 --> 00:02:11,323 they're getting evicted from their flats and stuff like that. 32 00:02:11,363 --> 00:02:14,243 Whilst washing up in the bath with Bez? 33 00:02:14,283 --> 00:02:17,883 It was all right as a messenger boy. As soon as you got to 18, 34 00:02:17,923 --> 00:02:20,283 you became a man and that was just shit! 35 00:02:20,323 --> 00:02:23,883 What, YOU were a messenger man then? Well, yeah, I became a postman. 36 00:02:23,923 --> 00:02:27,003 I would bloody love you to be my postman! 37 00:02:27,043 --> 00:02:28,723 You fucking wouldn't! 38 00:02:28,763 --> 00:02:31,963 Part of me thought you might have said drug dealer as a job, 39 00:02:32,003 --> 00:02:34,723 because of this tweet we found - Oh, right, yeah. 40 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:35,763 Someone tweeted this - 41 00:02:48,243 --> 00:02:50,403 What did you do before comedy, Jamali? 42 00:02:50,443 --> 00:02:54,003 I only had two jobs. I was a paintball referee, 43 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:57,123 and I got shot in the dick and left. 44 00:02:58,603 --> 00:03:01,963 The other job I had, I used to sell double glazing on the phone. 45 00:03:02,003 --> 00:03:04,283 And I would call, like, old women about, 46 00:03:04,323 --> 00:03:07,203 "Listen, I don't want to sell you nothing, just chat to me." 47 00:03:07,243 --> 00:03:08,923 They'd be like, "Oh, my husband's died, 48 00:03:08,963 --> 00:03:11,323 but I went to the shop and bought some beans. 49 00:03:11,363 --> 00:03:13,523 It was 9p, but the other shop was 10p." 50 00:03:13,563 --> 00:03:15,843 I was like, "Fuck, no wonder your husband's died!" 51 00:03:15,883 --> 00:03:18,763 Out of sheer boredom. 52 00:03:18,803 --> 00:03:21,883 You got paid back for all that by getting shot in the dick! 53 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:26,803 Right, we start the show with a round called People Are Strange, 54 00:03:26,843 --> 00:03:29,563 because people are strange, and none more so than musicians. 55 00:03:29,603 --> 00:03:32,243 Ozzy Osbourne, of course, famously bit the head off a bat, 56 00:03:32,283 --> 00:03:33,723 which started a chain of events 57 00:03:33,763 --> 00:03:36,443 that led directly to the current global pandemic. 58 00:03:37,523 --> 00:03:39,283 Not true. Off we go. 59 00:03:39,323 --> 00:03:42,443 Noel's team, your question is all about this guy. 60 00:03:47,803 --> 00:03:52,283 ♪ And I've been in trouble 61 00:03:52,323 --> 00:03:56,043 ♪ Wooaahhhh... 62 00:04:01,043 --> 00:04:04,323 You know why that woman in the bar had such a moody face, 63 00:04:04,363 --> 00:04:07,003 cos it's in Shaun's flat and there's plates in there. 64 00:04:08,883 --> 00:04:12,203 That was distressed howler monkey in a leather jacket, Matt Bellamy. 65 00:04:12,243 --> 00:04:15,283 But what did he say was his greatest fear? 66 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:16,643 Was it, A - 67 00:04:19,803 --> 00:04:21,803 B - 68 00:04:32,643 --> 00:04:34,363 Or is it C - 69 00:04:35,723 --> 00:04:40,163 Fuck. To be fair, "stubby gob" is a better name than Muse, innit? 70 00:04:42,043 --> 00:04:45,443 The cigarette butts are going to kind of up his rock value. 71 00:04:45,483 --> 00:04:47,443 I don't think that can be a fear. 72 00:04:47,483 --> 00:04:49,723 Clams, that's - Do you think clams? 73 00:04:49,763 --> 00:04:52,443 That's Freudian, right? Like, I don't know what, but... 74 00:04:52,483 --> 00:04:56,443 It's Freudian cos they look - like tiny, tiny vaginas. - Yes! 75 00:04:56,483 --> 00:04:59,083 The tiniest vagina... they're clones. 76 00:04:59,123 --> 00:05:00,563 It is quite scary, isn't it? 77 00:05:00,603 --> 00:05:02,763 Like, there's nothing worse than a closing vagina. 78 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,683 Nothing worse. That is terrible. 79 00:05:04,723 --> 00:05:07,003 That's... That's.. That's terrifying. 80 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:13,323 - That's scary. - Do you want me to tell you some stuff about Matt Bellamy? 81 00:05:13,363 --> 00:05:15,763 I don't know much about him. Here's an interesting fact. 82 00:05:15,803 --> 00:05:18,843 He's got a jetpack, and he put some technical information about it. 83 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:21,723 "You just attach it to your back and zoom through the air." 84 00:05:21,763 --> 00:05:24,483 So that's, er, technical... 85 00:05:24,523 --> 00:05:26,923 It sounds like a jetpack you get off of Amazon, 86 00:05:26,963 --> 00:05:30,323 where there's two instructions, like, "turn on, ready to go?" 87 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:31,763 Yeah. 88 00:05:31,803 --> 00:05:33,963 Come on then, Noel's team, let's have an answer. 89 00:05:34,003 --> 00:05:37,643 I feel clams is just a funny word you put in there, Greg, as a... 90 00:05:37,683 --> 00:05:39,443 Correct. Yes. 91 00:05:39,483 --> 00:05:41,123 I don't know why, 92 00:05:41,163 --> 00:05:44,043 but I think someone who's scared to be impregnated by a alien 93 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:47,403 - would own a jetpack as well. - Yeah. I think they're two and two. 94 00:05:47,443 --> 00:05:50,163 Shall we go for the alien - giving birth one? - Yeah. 95 00:05:50,203 --> 00:05:51,203 I think so. Yeah? 96 00:05:51,243 --> 00:05:53,283 Yeah. All right, team. 97 00:05:53,323 --> 00:05:55,883 All right, the answer is A - Matt Bellamy's biggest fear 98 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:59,763 is being impregnated by an alien and giving birth. 99 00:06:04,563 --> 00:06:08,563 And I quote Matt Bellamy, "It would be awful to give birth to a freak, 100 00:06:08,603 --> 00:06:10,963 and have to bring it up as your own, 101 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:14,163 a fear that for my mother became a horrible reality." 102 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:17,923 OK, Daisy's team, take a look at this. 103 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:20,403 ♪ And I'll be right here with you 'til the end 104 00:06:20,443 --> 00:06:22,883 ♪ I got my peaches out in Georgia 105 00:06:22,923 --> 00:06:25,563 ♪ I get my weed from California 106 00:06:25,603 --> 00:06:28,163 ♪ I took my chick up to the North, yeah 107 00:06:28,203 --> 00:06:30,283 ♪ I get my light right from the source, yeah... 108 00:06:32,883 --> 00:06:35,843 That is the worst thing to come out of Canada. 109 00:06:35,883 --> 00:06:38,203 Fighting off stiff competition from Nickelback 110 00:06:38,243 --> 00:06:42,683 and the corpses of a million baby seals, Justin Bieber. 111 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:47,203 That's going to get cut out, surely? 112 00:06:47,243 --> 00:06:49,843 No, no, people fucking hate seals. 113 00:06:51,923 --> 00:06:55,763 But what self-important activity did Justin insist took place 114 00:06:55,803 --> 00:06:58,843 during his 2017 tour of India? 115 00:06:58,883 --> 00:07:00,003 Was it A - 116 00:07:04,963 --> 00:07:06,603 Was it B - 117 00:07:11,403 --> 00:07:13,163 Or was it C - 118 00:07:18,043 --> 00:07:20,203 What do we think? Could be all of them. 119 00:07:20,243 --> 00:07:21,683 It could be all of them. 120 00:07:21,723 --> 00:07:25,403 There is a bit of me that thinks he would get all of his crew... 121 00:07:25,443 --> 00:07:26,843 Tattooed. ..to have a tattoo. 122 00:07:26,883 --> 00:07:29,443 You a Justin Bieber fan, Shaun? He's a talented kid. 123 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:33,323 You got to give him that. At the end of the day, he's a talented kid. 124 00:07:33,363 --> 00:07:36,563 - Yeah? - He might be a twat, but he's a talented kid! 125 00:07:37,643 --> 00:07:40,923 Do you want some other things Justin Bieber has done during his career? 126 00:07:40,963 --> 00:07:44,243 He pissed into a bucket in a New York restaurant... Wow! 127 00:07:44,283 --> 00:07:45,883 So does everyone. 128 00:07:45,923 --> 00:07:49,043 We've all pissed in a bucket, sure. I mean, in a New York... 129 00:07:49,083 --> 00:07:51,123 Oh, my God, you're lucky if it's piss. 130 00:07:53,563 --> 00:07:56,963 He signed the visitor's book at the Anne Frank Museum... 131 00:07:57,003 --> 00:07:58,523 with "Anne was a great girl. 132 00:07:58,563 --> 00:08:00,243 Hopefully she would have been a belieber." 133 00:08:00,283 --> 00:08:04,203 Yeah, that's true. That's true. 134 00:08:04,243 --> 00:08:07,843 Was it Justin Bieber who had a monkey and he let it go? 135 00:08:07,883 --> 00:08:09,723 He took a pet monkey on tour, 136 00:08:09,763 --> 00:08:13,443 got bored of his monkey and dumped it - in a German zoo. - You're kidding! 137 00:08:13,483 --> 00:08:15,483 Fuck it, leave it in this German zoo! 138 00:08:15,523 --> 00:08:17,323 We once was in Barbados, 139 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:20,563 and there's a monkey was being - billed as Jack the Ripper. - Baboon. 140 00:08:20,603 --> 00:08:23,283 I'm walking along the beach one morning, right, about six o'clock, 141 00:08:23,323 --> 00:08:25,403 and this big, massive baboon 142 00:08:25,443 --> 00:08:28,803 just dropped out of the fucking tree in front of me, right? 143 00:08:28,843 --> 00:08:31,443 I've been smoking crack all night. 144 00:08:32,403 --> 00:08:35,803 This thing stood there like that. And I think, you know what? 145 00:08:35,843 --> 00:08:39,123 If I move now, he's (BEEP)... I've got no fear, fear like dogs. 146 00:08:39,163 --> 00:08:41,083 I went, "I'll fucking kill you, you (BEEP)!" 147 00:08:41,123 --> 00:08:42,803 Like that, you know what I mean? 148 00:08:42,843 --> 00:08:44,923 And... And the baboon just fucked off. 149 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:55,843 I didn't expect to go from Justin Bieber 150 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:58,803 to you smoking crack and chasing off a baboon. 151 00:09:01,283 --> 00:09:02,763 What do you reckon, then? 152 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:05,043 Let's unfortunately get back to Justin Bieber. 153 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:08,403 Oh, fuck Justin Bieber! 154 00:09:08,443 --> 00:09:10,443 I... I think C. What do you think? 155 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,243 You think C? Yeah, yeah. 156 00:09:12,283 --> 00:09:15,403 What are you thinking, Shaun? Er, not much. 157 00:09:17,563 --> 00:09:21,083 I... I thought it was the one where he got his chef to cook. 158 00:09:21,123 --> 00:09:23,403 Yeah. I've got to say, I agree with you. 159 00:09:23,443 --> 00:09:25,483 I think B, I think the chef thing. 160 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:28,163 I'll go with you two with B, then. OK, we... 161 00:09:28,203 --> 00:09:30,003 Don't follow me, I'm always fucking wrong. 162 00:09:30,043 --> 00:09:31,043 I will. 163 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:33,043 We're going to go with B, are we? 164 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:34,683 Yeah, B, the... B, please. 165 00:09:34,723 --> 00:09:39,523 The answer is B - Justin Bieber had a professional chef prepare meals... 166 00:09:41,843 --> 00:09:45,563 ..inspired by his most popular songs. 167 00:09:45,603 --> 00:09:49,003 In 2017, the alleged details of Bieber's rider 168 00:09:49,043 --> 00:09:50,963 for his tour in India were leaked out. 169 00:09:51,003 --> 00:09:53,203 The rider included top culinary experts 170 00:09:53,243 --> 00:09:57,523 serving him 20 gourmet dishes renamed after his popular songs. 171 00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:59,763 Chef Jean Paul said, 172 00:09:59,803 --> 00:10:02,923 "It was quite a challenge, but in the end my system was simple. 173 00:10:02,963 --> 00:10:05,243 For the song Peaches, I used some peaches. 174 00:10:05,283 --> 00:10:08,283 For the song, Baby, I committed an awful atrocity." 175 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:14,323 And for the others, I just piped the name of the song on top of a quiche." 176 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:19,723 So, at the end of that round, it's a draw, one point each. 177 00:10:19,763 --> 00:10:21,443 Hooray. 178 00:10:22,483 --> 00:10:25,363 Let's see a photo of the lads back in the glory days. 179 00:10:25,403 --> 00:10:26,803 Hooray! Cor! 180 00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:30,443 Acid eyes, look at them, they're like fucking saucers! 181 00:10:32,163 --> 00:10:34,083 Bez, what happened with you and Julia Roberts? 182 00:10:34,123 --> 00:10:36,443 Well, I was out one night, 183 00:10:36,483 --> 00:10:41,563 we'd just done a gig in LA somewhere where I was partying. 184 00:10:41,603 --> 00:10:45,163 Next thing, I was being chatted up by this bird, it was Julia Roberts. 185 00:10:45,203 --> 00:10:49,083 And we'd just watched Pretty Woman on the plane over there. 186 00:10:49,123 --> 00:10:52,163 At first I didn't recognise her and she's flicking her hair about, 187 00:10:52,203 --> 00:10:55,763 to say, I've just had my hair done. You might not recognise me. 188 00:10:55,803 --> 00:10:59,763 Then she wanted to take me off to my car to show me her ID. 189 00:11:01,723 --> 00:11:04,883 But it's like one of them stories, you know, fishing stories, 190 00:11:04,923 --> 00:11:06,603 like, it was that big and... 191 00:11:06,643 --> 00:11:09,123 as a fisherman, the one what got away. 192 00:11:09,163 --> 00:11:12,523 But life could have been so different, you know what I mean? 193 00:11:16,563 --> 00:11:19,443 Forty years you've known each other? God, is it that long? 194 00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:21,163 Yeah, it is. 195 00:11:21,203 --> 00:11:23,603 How would you describe your friendship over the years? 196 00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:26,043 Sexless marriage. A sexless marriage? 197 00:11:27,723 --> 00:11:29,763 Do you still see each other - regularly? - Yeah. 198 00:11:29,803 --> 00:11:31,963 All the time? We still work with each other. 199 00:11:32,003 --> 00:11:33,683 You know him back to front? Yeah. 200 00:11:33,723 --> 00:11:36,003 Let's put it to the test, shall we? 201 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,683 It's time for the ID Parade. 202 00:11:37,723 --> 00:11:42,883 Can you identify Bez dancing in silhouette alongside four non-Bezes? 203 00:11:42,923 --> 00:11:45,923 Bez, off you go, go round there. 204 00:11:51,683 --> 00:11:53,403 Get it right, it's over! 205 00:11:53,443 --> 00:11:57,123 And just in case you need a recap of Bez dancing, here you go. 206 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:14,843 Bezes, stand still. 207 00:12:15,763 --> 00:12:19,923 All Bezes, stand still. 208 00:12:22,523 --> 00:12:25,443 ..we bloody know which one! 209 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:29,123 I can't... Oh, my god! 210 00:12:29,163 --> 00:12:31,843 Do you know how fucking long this took to set up? 211 00:12:33,923 --> 00:12:37,003 We had to build that fucking framework! 212 00:12:38,683 --> 00:12:42,803 There's not a person in this room who doesn't know who fucking Bez is! 213 00:12:45,483 --> 00:12:47,843 Oh, my god! 214 00:12:49,443 --> 00:12:51,523 Right, we're going to shuffle the Bezes. 215 00:12:54,883 --> 00:12:58,163 Oh my god, it's like being a parent, 216 00:12:58,203 --> 00:13:00,963 and watching your child at a nativity 217 00:13:01,003 --> 00:13:03,763 and they're being a really shit donkey. 218 00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:08,683 So is it number one Bez? 219 00:13:09,683 --> 00:13:12,563 Number two, New Year's Bezolution? 220 00:13:14,163 --> 00:13:16,883 Number three, Bez, get that looked at? 221 00:13:17,723 --> 00:13:20,843 Number four, Bez, just keep this between ourselves? 222 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:26,283 Or number five, Joe Biden, Bezident of the United States? 223 00:13:28,243 --> 00:13:30,203 Now, let's give us a little dance. 224 00:13:47,603 --> 00:13:49,643 Wooh! 225 00:13:50,843 --> 00:13:52,963 Any idea who Bez might be, Shaun? 226 00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:56,163 Er, f-f-f-f... Yeah, One. 227 00:13:57,683 --> 00:14:01,803 Oh, I wonder, would number one please reveal himself? 228 00:14:09,123 --> 00:14:11,283 I mean, you don't have to! 229 00:14:11,323 --> 00:14:14,363 Bez, come out, mate! Come out! 230 00:14:14,403 --> 00:14:17,883 Come out! Reveal yourself! 231 00:14:24,003 --> 00:14:25,723 You're twisting me melons, man! 232 00:14:35,723 --> 00:14:38,363 At the end of that round, Noel's team have one point 233 00:14:38,403 --> 00:14:41,083 and Daisy's team are in the lead with two points. 234 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:46,483 Time for a break. We'll see you in a bit. 235 00:14:46,523 --> 00:14:49,243 We're missing you already. 236 00:15:00,563 --> 00:15:02,963 Welcome back to a celebration of music 237 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,763 that is Never Mind The Buzzcocks. 238 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:08,443 As Jack Kerouac once said, the only truth is music, 239 00:15:08,483 --> 00:15:10,123 to which his friend replied, 240 00:15:10,163 --> 00:15:13,403 Jack, I asked you a question, did you shit behind those bins? 241 00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:17,763 Now it's time for the Intro Round. 242 00:15:17,803 --> 00:15:21,763 Noel and Jamali, on your feet, and here are your intros for Desiree. 243 00:15:21,803 --> 00:15:24,683 It's the title of the songs we're looking for, please. 244 00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,923 Desiree, please go and take your place. 245 00:15:32,763 --> 00:15:34,803 Right. We'll give it a go. 246 00:15:34,843 --> 00:15:36,123 Ready? 247 00:15:36,163 --> 00:15:38,883 ♪ Do do-do do-do do do 248 00:15:38,923 --> 00:15:42,603 ♪ Do do-do do do do-do do-do 249 00:15:42,643 --> 00:15:45,243 ♪ Do do do-do do... 250 00:15:46,803 --> 00:15:50,603 ♪ Do do-do do-do do-do do-do 251 00:15:50,643 --> 00:15:52,403 Sorry, I shouldn't interfere, 252 00:15:52,443 --> 00:15:55,683 but just as a little bit of advice, totally ignore Jamali. 253 00:15:58,043 --> 00:15:59,483 There's a song and then there's... 254 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:02,283 ♪ Do do-do do do do... I.. 255 00:16:02,323 --> 00:16:06,323 That sounds like Dancing - In The Dark. - Argh! 256 00:16:06,363 --> 00:16:07,763 Is that your guess? Yes. 257 00:16:07,803 --> 00:16:10,883 You're right! All right, thank you! 258 00:16:10,923 --> 00:16:12,723 It was... 259 00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,083 It was Dancing In The Dark by Bruce Springsteen. 260 00:16:15,123 --> 00:16:16,563 Here's how it should have sounded. 261 00:16:18,843 --> 00:16:22,283 OK, I see now, I see... That weren't bad. 262 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,523 That was Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen, which includes the line, 263 00:16:26,563 --> 00:16:29,603 "I get up in the evening and I ain't got nothing to say." 264 00:16:29,643 --> 00:16:32,203 What you doing getting up in the evening? Are you depressed, 265 00:16:32,243 --> 00:16:34,363 have you got ME, pull yourself together, the boss. 266 00:16:34,403 --> 00:16:36,123 Next... 267 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,283 Next one please. OK? 268 00:16:38,323 --> 00:16:40,323 ♪ Poo-poo poo-poo poo-poo poo-poo 269 00:16:40,363 --> 00:16:42,323 ♪ Poo-poo poo-poo poo poo poo 270 00:16:42,363 --> 00:16:44,443 ♪ Poo-poo poo-poo poo-poo poo-poo 271 00:16:44,483 --> 00:16:46,723 ♪ Poo-poo poo-poo... I'm coming in. 272 00:16:52,963 --> 00:16:56,243 I don't have a lot of range. 273 00:16:57,803 --> 00:17:01,523 ♪ Dancing in the dark... 274 00:17:02,843 --> 00:17:05,243 Oh please, you're fucking me up, bro, stop! 275 00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:08,723 I don't know, I mean, it's creeping me the fuck out, 276 00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:10,843 that is like the theme to Psycho. 277 00:17:10,883 --> 00:17:13,323 That's not... You're not a million miles away. 278 00:17:13,363 --> 00:17:16,123 Oh, so it's like a filmic, it's... 279 00:17:17,923 --> 00:17:20,043 Oh, is it like creepy children singing? 280 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:22,723 Why don't you move your lips when you do it? 281 00:17:30,363 --> 00:17:34,323 Because I do that at bus stops to scare old ladies. 282 00:17:41,443 --> 00:17:43,763 I have something with synth, I... I don't.. 283 00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:46,003 I... I got nothing. 284 00:17:46,043 --> 00:17:49,003 Sorry Desiree, I'm throwing it over. Daisy's team, any idea? 285 00:17:49,043 --> 00:17:52,123 I don't know, what do you guys - think? - It sounds something like, 286 00:17:52,163 --> 00:17:54,563 Cure or Tears for Fears, but it's not. 287 00:17:54,603 --> 00:17:58,243 I was thinking maybe Okay by Usher. 288 00:17:58,283 --> 00:18:01,843 I'm afraid you're wrong. It was Funky Friday by Dave. 289 00:18:01,883 --> 00:18:03,683 And here's how it should have sounded. 290 00:18:07,323 --> 00:18:08,563 OK. Yeah. 291 00:18:08,603 --> 00:18:11,323 You were almost... It is a bit psycho, isn't it? 292 00:18:12,363 --> 00:18:14,523 This was on the way. 293 00:18:14,563 --> 00:18:15,603 That's Dave, the rapper. 294 00:18:15,643 --> 00:18:18,043 Him and I aren't as different as you might think. 295 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:21,283 We both spent 1998 largely in tears and soiling ourselves. 296 00:18:21,323 --> 00:18:23,323 Dave, of course, was a newborn baby, 297 00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:26,203 whereas I was in my mid-30s, living in a shared house, 298 00:18:26,243 --> 00:18:28,683 my girlfriend had just left, I had no direction. 299 00:18:28,723 --> 00:18:31,203 It was a pretty dark time, actually, er... 300 00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:36,403 I guess, er... I guess I was pretty lost. 301 00:18:38,203 --> 00:18:41,643 Desiree, please go back to your seat. 302 00:18:44,203 --> 00:18:47,483 Daisy and Bez, it's your turn to perform to Shaun now. 303 00:18:47,523 --> 00:18:50,363 Good luck, Shaun, please go and take your place. 304 00:18:56,523 --> 00:18:59,483 This is going to be a car crash, I'm warning you! 305 00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:01,003 Right, here we go. 306 00:19:01,043 --> 00:19:02,843 I'm looking forward to this so much. 307 00:19:04,803 --> 00:19:08,123 Here we go, song one. - It's going to be great! - Off you go. 308 00:19:08,163 --> 00:19:11,323 ♪ Wah wah-wah wah wah wah 309 00:19:11,363 --> 00:19:14,403 ♪ Wah wah-wah wah wah wah wah wah 310 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,683 What the fuck is Daisy doing? 311 00:19:25,843 --> 00:19:28,643 That's not the tune! Is it not? 312 00:19:28,683 --> 00:19:31,363 We're playing the wrong tune? 313 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:33,523 Right, do it again. Let's have it again. 314 00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:37,443 Oh god. # Dow dow-dow dow dow dow 315 00:19:37,483 --> 00:19:40,603 ♪ Dow dow dow dow bom-bom-bom 316 00:19:41,443 --> 00:19:44,763 I mean, what the fuck is this? Yeah, absolutely! 317 00:19:48,363 --> 00:19:50,523 I can't help it - Is it a dance tune? 318 00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:52,803 Yeah, it's an Happy Mon- Shh! No clues. 319 00:19:54,723 --> 00:19:56,603 No clues. 320 00:19:57,843 --> 00:19:59,043 Do it again. 321 00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:01,563 ♪ Dow, dow-dow-dow 322 00:20:01,603 --> 00:20:04,923 ♪ Dun-dun-dun bum-bum-bum-bum... 323 00:20:06,203 --> 00:20:08,523 Right, that's it, I'm pushing you for it, Shaun. 324 00:20:08,563 --> 00:20:10,243 Shaun's written this tune, hasn't he? 325 00:20:11,923 --> 00:20:14,883 This is why I don't sing. Loose fit. 326 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:18,443 Nearly. 327 00:20:23,243 --> 00:20:27,243 This is a pretty sweet clue for Noel's team. 328 00:20:27,283 --> 00:20:29,403 Go on, yes. I'm throwing it over. 329 00:20:29,443 --> 00:20:32,003 Kinky Afro. 330 00:20:32,043 --> 00:20:33,763 Don't tell him! 331 00:20:33,803 --> 00:20:35,843 Which one, Bez? 332 00:20:38,643 --> 00:20:40,963 Hallelujah. You can't act... 333 00:20:41,003 --> 00:20:42,883 You can't do... 334 00:20:42,923 --> 00:20:45,243 You can't play charades at this game. 335 00:20:45,283 --> 00:20:48,163 No, that's not how it works! 336 00:20:49,043 --> 00:20:51,643 It's clearly a Happy Monday song, we've worked that much out. 337 00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:53,683 Noel said it. 338 00:20:53,723 --> 00:20:57,043 Oh, did I? I said Step On and Kinky Afro, I can't... I... 339 00:20:57,083 --> 00:21:00,123 Well, you've got to pick - between those two. - Kinky Afro. 340 00:21:01,123 --> 00:21:02,763 You are right. 341 00:21:05,003 --> 00:21:07,563 What was that, the bass? It was a kind of... 342 00:21:07,603 --> 00:21:10,963 - Was that the bass?! - The wah wah guitar and bass mixed together. 343 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:14,443 Right, that's what confused me! 344 00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:16,603 It was Kinky Afro by the Happy Mondays. 345 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,603 That's not what it sounded like. 346 00:21:18,643 --> 00:21:20,323 Here's how it should have sounded. 347 00:21:30,683 --> 00:21:32,683 Now I get it! 348 00:21:35,763 --> 00:21:37,283 What a tune. 349 00:21:37,323 --> 00:21:40,243 That was Kinky Afro by the Happy Mondays. 350 00:21:40,283 --> 00:21:41,763 Shaun was once quoted as saying, 351 00:21:41,803 --> 00:21:44,923 "My advice to the kids today is that you may be 20 now, 352 00:21:44,963 --> 00:21:48,043 but you'll wake up next week and you'll be fucking 52." 353 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:51,603 Shaun omitted to say that he'd spent the last 32 of those years 354 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,963 off his noggin on drugs. 355 00:21:54,003 --> 00:21:55,523 Next one, please. Song two. 356 00:21:55,563 --> 00:21:57,963 OK, ready? Yeah. 357 00:21:59,563 --> 00:22:01,323 ♪ Mm-mmmm 358 00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,683 ♪ Do do-do-do-do 359 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,323 ♪ Mm-mmmm # Do do do-do-do 360 00:22:07,203 --> 00:22:09,803 ♪ Beep, ooh, beep, bap, boop 361 00:22:09,843 --> 00:22:12,003 ♪ Beep boop-boop beep # Do do do do 362 00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:13,763 ♪ Bap boop beep beep # Do do do 363 00:22:13,803 --> 00:22:15,723 ♪ Beep-beep boop beep # Do do do 364 00:22:15,763 --> 00:22:17,643 ♪ Boop bap beep boop 365 00:22:17,683 --> 00:22:18,883 ♪ Beep beep boop # Do, do-do 366 00:22:18,923 --> 00:22:22,523 ♪ Beep, boop, beep, bap - You're Moving Too Fast. 367 00:22:22,563 --> 00:22:24,563 Yes! You're right! 368 00:22:26,203 --> 00:22:29,763 Shaun, please return to your seat. 369 00:22:31,523 --> 00:22:33,963 It was Moving Too Fast by Artful Dodger. 370 00:22:34,003 --> 00:22:35,443 Here's how it should have sounded. 371 00:22:36,963 --> 00:22:38,923 Yes, mate. 372 00:22:42,963 --> 00:22:45,243 That sounded nothing like that, though! 373 00:22:45,283 --> 00:22:47,443 I got it off you, when you was going... 374 00:22:47,483 --> 00:22:49,603 ♪ Nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh 375 00:22:49,643 --> 00:22:53,843 That was late 90s garage trio Artful Dodger with Moving Too Fast. 376 00:22:53,883 --> 00:22:57,483 Their track Rewind featured Craig David and included the line, 377 00:22:57,523 --> 00:23:00,803 "Craig David all over your... (BOINK SOUND EFFECT)" 378 00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:03,763 A song so overplayed at the time, 379 00:23:03,803 --> 00:23:08,083 I began to wish that (BOINK SOUND EFFECT) meant "car windscreen". 380 00:23:09,403 --> 00:23:12,163 When asked what the boink meant, Craig David reportedly said, 381 00:23:12,203 --> 00:23:15,603 "It's just a sample, a lot of people think it was beeping over me 382 00:23:15,643 --> 00:23:18,723 saying something rude, or that it was being used as a connotation 383 00:23:18,763 --> 00:23:20,803 towards creaking bedsprings. 384 00:23:20,843 --> 00:23:23,003 But you can make of it what you like." 385 00:23:23,043 --> 00:23:24,723 Here's what I make of it, Craig. 386 00:23:24,763 --> 00:23:26,363 Boring! 387 00:23:30,403 --> 00:23:32,803 Time for a break. We'll see you in a bit. 388 00:23:44,843 --> 00:23:46,843 Welcome back to Never Mind The Buzzcocks. 389 00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:50,843 According to the composer John Erskine, music is the only language 390 00:23:50,883 --> 00:23:54,563 in which you can't say a mean or sarcastic thing. 391 00:23:54,603 --> 00:23:56,123 Oh, is that right, John? 392 00:23:56,163 --> 00:24:00,043 "Oh, I'm John Erskine and I'm really good at quotes about music." 393 00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:05,443 Oh, let's listen to John fucking Erskine's best song ever. 394 00:24:05,483 --> 00:24:08,723 "I'm John Erskine..." 395 00:24:14,403 --> 00:24:17,003 The next round is called Kill Your Television, 396 00:24:17,043 --> 00:24:18,963 which is the only Ned's Atomic Dustbin reference 397 00:24:19,003 --> 00:24:22,243 you'll see on television this year. Noel's team, you're up first. 398 00:24:22,283 --> 00:24:25,243 And your question is, and you'll be surprised to hear... 399 00:24:25,283 --> 00:24:27,723 your question is about Bez. 400 00:24:27,763 --> 00:24:29,923 You two have got to be quiet during this. 401 00:24:29,963 --> 00:24:34,283 In 2018, Bez appeared on a daytime TV show, Bargain Hunt. 402 00:24:34,323 --> 00:24:36,963 For those of you who don't know what Bargain Hunt is, 403 00:24:37,003 --> 00:24:39,643 it involves buying antiques that are already overpriced 404 00:24:39,683 --> 00:24:42,763 and selling them at an inevitable loss at auction. 405 00:24:44,603 --> 00:24:46,923 But what I want to know from Noel's team, 406 00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:51,123 is what was so special about Bez's appearance on the show? 407 00:24:51,163 --> 00:24:52,643 Was it A - 408 00:24:56,803 --> 00:24:58,643 B - 409 00:25:01,243 --> 00:25:04,323 Or C, he... 410 00:25:07,643 --> 00:25:09,923 Or C - he had to be... 411 00:25:13,323 --> 00:25:16,883 Or C, he had to be spoken to by producers after... 412 00:25:20,163 --> 00:25:22,563 He had to be spoken to by producers... 413 00:25:25,523 --> 00:25:28,283 I'm so sorry. So sorry. 414 00:25:28,323 --> 00:25:31,083 Was it C - he had to be spoken to by producers, 415 00:25:31,123 --> 00:25:34,683 after repeatedly attempting to pull Tim Wonnacott's trousers down 416 00:25:34,723 --> 00:25:37,203 during the auction? 417 00:25:37,243 --> 00:25:39,243 That's as good as it's going to get! 418 00:25:44,203 --> 00:25:47,083 Any of those are plausible. Yes. 419 00:25:47,123 --> 00:25:49,043 I would say B or C. 420 00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:51,923 I mean, how would you rig an auction? 421 00:25:51,963 --> 00:25:54,603 Did he try and buy his own thing that he auctioned, 422 00:25:54,643 --> 00:25:56,083 to be a larger profit? 423 00:25:56,123 --> 00:25:58,323 Bez asked to stand next to Tim Wonn... 424 00:25:58,363 --> 00:25:59,483 Tim Wonn... 425 00:25:59,523 --> 00:26:02,723 a trouserless Tim Wonnacott. 426 00:26:02,763 --> 00:26:04,283 Do you like Bargain Hunt, Daisy? 427 00:26:04,323 --> 00:26:07,803 Oh, yeah, there's one of them that's really fucking fit on there. 428 00:26:07,843 --> 00:26:09,203 One of the experts? 429 00:26:09,243 --> 00:26:11,243 Yeah. Mmm. Which one? 430 00:26:11,283 --> 00:26:13,323 Well, I'd li... the one with the glasses, 431 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:15,363 but they've all got fucking glasses, haven't they? 432 00:26:17,443 --> 00:26:21,323 - What do you think? - I just want to hear you try and say C again. 433 00:26:21,363 --> 00:26:23,043 Yeah. I can do it now, look. 434 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:26,243 Can you? How much do you want to put on it? 435 00:26:26,283 --> 00:26:29,323 Oooh! 436 00:26:29,363 --> 00:26:31,923 I can get through it - without laughing at all? - Yeah. 437 00:26:31,963 --> 00:26:35,723 A hundred of your sweet euros. 438 00:26:35,763 --> 00:26:39,603 Yeah, but a hundred quid - is piss all to him. - I know. 439 00:26:39,643 --> 00:26:42,003 Right, a grand. You'll bet me a grand? 440 00:26:42,043 --> 00:26:44,203 I'll bet you a fucking grand. Yeah, a grand. 441 00:26:44,243 --> 00:26:46,843 Let's fucking party. Let's go. 442 00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:53,683 Don't think about the imagery as you're reading it. 443 00:26:58,243 --> 00:27:00,763 If I didn't have to say Tim Wonnacott's name, I... 444 00:27:02,883 --> 00:27:04,883 Right, come on then. 445 00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:08,683 So was it A - he made a record profit 446 00:27:08,723 --> 00:27:11,963 by unknowingly buying an original painting by... 447 00:27:12,003 --> 00:27:14,683 No, this isn't... I know! OK, all right. 448 00:27:14,723 --> 00:27:16,683 ..original painting by Winston Churchill. 449 00:27:16,723 --> 00:27:19,403 He was disqualified for attempting to rig the auction. 450 00:27:19,443 --> 00:27:21,563 Oh! Yeah! 451 00:27:21,603 --> 00:27:24,163 No, I haven't started reading it. 452 00:27:26,323 --> 00:27:29,723 Or he had to be spoken to... Oh, fucking hell! 453 00:27:29,763 --> 00:27:32,923 Fucking yes! Right, I tell you what, 454 00:27:32,963 --> 00:27:36,963 give me that grand and put it behind the bar at the Ibis. 455 00:27:37,003 --> 00:27:39,643 You can have it. Pow pow pow. 456 00:27:39,683 --> 00:27:41,843 What's the answer? We don't care! 457 00:27:41,883 --> 00:27:46,843 We're just saying C, cos we want you to say, "You think that..." 458 00:27:48,803 --> 00:27:50,963 What do you think the answer is, guys?C. 459 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:54,123 C. So you think... What is C, remind me again? 460 00:27:54,163 --> 00:27:55,923 You think... 461 00:27:55,963 --> 00:27:58,283 You think that the answer is C, 462 00:27:58,323 --> 00:28:00,843 that Bez had to be spoken to by the producers 463 00:28:00,883 --> 00:28:02,083 after repeatedly attempting 464 00:28:02,123 --> 00:28:05,283 to pull Tim Wonnacott's trousers down during the auction. 465 00:28:11,043 --> 00:28:14,443 And I can tell you that Bez was, in fact, 466 00:28:14,483 --> 00:28:17,563 disqualified from pensioners' favourite Bargain Hunt 467 00:28:17,603 --> 00:28:19,483 for rigging the auction. 468 00:28:19,523 --> 00:28:22,243 A member of the crew noticed that Bez's girlfriend 469 00:28:22,283 --> 00:28:25,683 was one of the bidders at the auction driving the prices up. 470 00:28:25,723 --> 00:28:27,643 Here's a picture of them on the show. 471 00:28:27,683 --> 00:28:30,683 Bez and writer from the Happy Mondays, Jarvis Cocker, 472 00:28:30,723 --> 00:28:33,003 and Lyn and Graham from Cirencester. 473 00:28:33,043 --> 00:28:36,403 Bez said, and I quote, "It was a genuine error. 474 00:28:36,443 --> 00:28:38,563 My girlfriend thought she was helping out." 475 00:28:38,603 --> 00:28:40,883 She did. 476 00:28:40,923 --> 00:28:43,283 Did you arrange - We had to give our £8... 477 00:28:43,323 --> 00:28:46,203 We had made £8 profit and had to give it back. 478 00:28:46,243 --> 00:28:48,483 Did they bollock you both? 479 00:28:48,523 --> 00:28:50,643 Well, the producers are telling me 480 00:28:50,683 --> 00:28:52,643 that I've absolutely ruined the show. 481 00:28:52,683 --> 00:28:55,043 And they've never had so much publi... 482 00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:59,043 I was on the 6 o'clock evening news with it, do you know what I mean? 483 00:28:59,083 --> 00:29:02,483 Yeah, yeah. Daisy's team, this one is for you. 484 00:29:02,523 --> 00:29:06,403 And this time, we're going primetime with some drama. 485 00:29:06,443 --> 00:29:09,843 Many musicians assume that because they can sing, they can also act. 486 00:29:09,883 --> 00:29:13,003 Let's never forget Boy George on the A-Team, of course, 487 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:15,483 which we're not allowed to show for copyright reasons. 488 00:29:15,523 --> 00:29:18,603 But I urge you to look it up. It's fucking hilarious! 489 00:29:18,643 --> 00:29:22,123 Daisy's team, can you tell me which of the following pop stars 490 00:29:22,163 --> 00:29:26,643 appeared in ITV's 1950s set drama Heartbeat? 491 00:29:26,683 --> 00:29:30,483 Was it A - previously podgy pop prince, Gary Barlow? 492 00:29:30,523 --> 00:29:33,163 B - mysterious Christian Cliff Richard? 493 00:29:33,203 --> 00:29:36,683 Is this a serious question? 494 00:29:36,723 --> 00:29:40,203 Or C - rasping Welsh foghorn Bonnie Tyler? 495 00:29:41,883 --> 00:29:44,043 What do you think? OK, so can you imagine - 496 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,283 Definitely not Cliff Richard. 497 00:29:45,323 --> 00:29:47,443 Why do you say definitely not Cliff Richard? 498 00:29:47,483 --> 00:29:49,683 Well, it's not Christian enough for him. 499 00:29:49,723 --> 00:29:50,883 Oh, OK. 500 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:52,963 Are you a fan of Heartbeat, Shaun? Yeah. 501 00:29:53,003 --> 00:29:54,043 You are? Yeah. 502 00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:55,923 Fuck no, Heartbeat was the worst, 503 00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:58,483 because when that music started playing on a Sunday night, 504 00:29:58,523 --> 00:30:00,443 I'd think, fuck, I haven't done my homework. 505 00:30:00,483 --> 00:30:03,563 And I'm never going to get it done. 506 00:30:03,603 --> 00:30:06,643 I wish I was at fucking school - in the 90s. Why? 507 00:30:06,683 --> 00:30:09,283 Why? Because I'd be about 30 years fucking younger. 508 00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:16,043 Which one of the three was in Heartbeat? 509 00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:19,443 I'd like to ask Bez what he thinks. Well, I'm going with Shaun, 510 00:30:19,483 --> 00:30:23,523 because he spends more time watching telly than any other man I know. 511 00:30:23,563 --> 00:30:27,843 If he doesn't know the right answer, - nobody does. - So the answer is? 512 00:30:27,883 --> 00:30:29,523 It's, er, Gary. Was it? 513 00:30:29,563 --> 00:30:31,963 Is it?! Do you know that for a fact? Yeah. 514 00:30:32,003 --> 00:30:34,523 What, you watched the episode? I watched the episode, 515 00:30:34,563 --> 00:30:37,203 I know all the drama behind it and everything else, yeah. 516 00:30:37,243 --> 00:30:40,843 The answer is indeed A - Gary Barlow appeared in Heartbeat. 517 00:30:40,883 --> 00:30:43,763 Micky Shannon, played by Barlow, turns up as a mysterious stranger 518 00:30:43,803 --> 00:30:45,483 with the voice of an angel. 519 00:30:45,523 --> 00:30:49,643 By the end of the episode, he gets caught up in a roadside shootout 520 00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:53,283 and is sent down for growing cannabis and stealing diamonds. 521 00:30:53,323 --> 00:30:56,763 Not before he puts on a concert in the village pub. 522 00:30:56,803 --> 00:30:58,003 I'm not making this up, 523 00:30:58,043 --> 00:31:01,443 and to quote the person in production who had to watch the whole episode, 524 00:31:01,483 --> 00:31:03,403 "It's even shitter than you think." 525 00:31:06,443 --> 00:31:08,323 Let's, er... 526 00:31:08,363 --> 00:31:12,003 Let's take a look at Gary Barlow in action. 527 00:31:12,443 --> 00:31:14,843 The concert's off. What? 528 00:31:14,883 --> 00:31:16,603 No, it isn't. 529 00:31:16,643 --> 00:31:19,563 Like I said, the concert's off. 530 00:31:19,603 --> 00:31:21,683 It doesn't have to be, Gina. 531 00:31:21,723 --> 00:31:25,683 - Go away, Micky. - I think I'm gonna be for about two years. 532 00:31:25,723 --> 00:31:28,363 Right, one last song then. 533 00:31:35,443 --> 00:31:37,203 That's fucking classic, man! 534 00:31:37,243 --> 00:31:38,563 Genius. 535 00:31:38,603 --> 00:31:40,323 Gary has said of his Heartbeat role, 536 00:31:40,363 --> 00:31:43,763 that it was "just the worst thing I've ever done, it really was." 537 00:31:43,803 --> 00:31:46,763 Was it Gary? 538 00:31:48,163 --> 00:31:51,083 Was it, Gary? # Do what you like... 539 00:31:51,123 --> 00:31:53,563 Was it, Gary? 540 00:31:53,603 --> 00:31:55,603 ♪..you're not as cute as me... 541 00:31:55,643 --> 00:31:59,363 Gary! #..never be as cold as you... 542 00:31:59,403 --> 00:32:01,603 Gary! 543 00:32:01,643 --> 00:32:03,683 Oh my god! 544 00:32:03,723 --> 00:32:07,843 Gary! 545 00:32:08,883 --> 00:32:10,723 Gary! 546 00:32:15,403 --> 00:32:16,723 Wow! 547 00:32:16,763 --> 00:32:19,563 At the end of that round, Noel's team have three points, 548 00:32:19,603 --> 00:32:22,403 and Daisy's team are in the lead with four points. 549 00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:27,043 Doing well here. It's nearly the end of the show. 550 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:29,203 It all comes down to the Quick Fire Round. 551 00:32:29,243 --> 00:32:31,483 Next Lines. Noel's team, you're up first. 552 00:32:31,523 --> 00:32:33,843 Oh, no! Your time starts now. 553 00:32:33,883 --> 00:32:36,763 We're all going on a summer holiday. We're all going on a... 554 00:32:36,803 --> 00:32:39,883 For a week or two. Fun and laughter - Cliff Richard, Summer Holiday. 555 00:32:39,923 --> 00:32:42,083 Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumping. 556 00:32:42,123 --> 00:32:44,643 Out on the street, the traffic starts jumping, folks... 557 00:32:44,683 --> 00:32:46,683 Is correct, it's Dolly Parton, Nine to Five. 558 00:32:46,723 --> 00:32:49,083 One to the eyeball, one to the nose. 559 00:32:49,123 --> 00:32:52,603 One to Wonnacott's trousers. 560 00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:57,843 No, I don't really care about your postcode. That's Not Me, Skepta. 561 00:32:57,883 --> 00:33:00,203 My loneliness is killing me and I... 562 00:33:00,243 --> 00:33:01,723 I must confess I still believe. 563 00:33:01,763 --> 00:33:03,643 Correct, Britney Spears, Baby One More Time. 564 00:33:03,683 --> 00:33:05,363 Ain't nobody dope as me. 565 00:33:05,403 --> 00:33:07,003 I'm just so fresh so clean. 566 00:33:07,043 --> 00:33:09,603 That'll do, Outcast, So Fresh So Clean. Well done. 567 00:33:09,643 --> 00:33:12,483 Not bad. Not bad. 568 00:33:13,443 --> 00:33:15,003 So fresh and so clean clean. 569 00:33:15,043 --> 00:33:17,923 Well done, Noel's team, you've got four right. Not bad. 570 00:33:17,963 --> 00:33:20,283 I think you'll find it wasn't us two. 571 00:33:21,523 --> 00:33:23,443 You nailed it. You nailed that round. 572 00:33:23,483 --> 00:33:26,083 All right, Daisy's team, here are your next lines. 573 00:33:26,123 --> 00:33:30,323 You need four points to win. Your time starts now. 574 00:33:30,363 --> 00:33:34,283 Jesus was a black man, no Jesus was a batman. 575 00:33:34,323 --> 00:33:36,403 Er, well, that was Bruce Wayne. 576 00:33:36,443 --> 00:33:38,643 Yeah, that'll do, Black Grape, Kelly's Heroes. 577 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,443 Hello, it's me. Is it, er... 578 00:33:41,483 --> 00:33:44,603 Hello, it's me. Who you looking for? 579 00:33:44,643 --> 00:33:47,723 Is it me... No, I was wondering if after all these years 580 00:33:47,763 --> 00:33:50,123 you'd like to meet. Adele, Hello. Oh! 581 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:53,443 Hey rainmaker, come away from that man. 582 00:33:53,483 --> 00:33:56,363 Go on... Oh, it's going to take away your promised land. 583 00:33:56,403 --> 00:33:58,523 Correct, Happy Mondays, Step On. Well done, Shaun. 584 00:33:58,563 --> 00:34:00,003 Ah, freak out. 585 00:34:00,043 --> 00:34:04,283 Le Chic, er, souk... 586 00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:07,523 Freak out. Le Chic, yeah. 587 00:34:07,563 --> 00:34:09,323 That'll do, yeah, Chic, Le Freak. 588 00:34:09,363 --> 00:34:14,043 Yeah, you got that yummy yum, that yummy yum, that yummy yummy. 589 00:34:15,723 --> 00:34:17,563 Yummy yum. Yeah, you got that yummy. 590 00:34:17,603 --> 00:34:20,043 There's lots more yummy yummys, it's fucking Justin Bieber, Yummy. 591 00:34:20,083 --> 00:34:22,363 Oh! 592 00:34:24,723 --> 00:34:27,883 Oh my god, that sound means it's the end of the show, 593 00:34:27,923 --> 00:34:31,003 and it's a draw with both teams on seven. 594 00:34:35,683 --> 00:34:37,403 It feels right to me. 595 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:42,243 Huge thanks to Shaun, Daisy, Bez, Jamali, Noel and Desiree, goodnight. 596 00:34:46,123 --> 00:34:48,123 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk