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I actually love it here,
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so I've decided I might just stay,
chill out.
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Can you... Can you imagine
yourselves in this master suite?
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Can you see it, Phillip and Holly?
Can you see it?
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Yeah.
You've got a little en suite there.
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Nice!
You've got a little wardrobe there.
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Do you like it?
I do.
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Come this way.
Then you've got the little twin.
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Put the kids in there. Look at that.
Ain't it beautiful?
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This is what you could win,
a holiday home.
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The whole package is worth £150,000.
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Ooh! I'm stuck on the door. Hold on.
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THEY LAUGH
Sorry.
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Obviously... Obviously,
the doors are a little bit smaller.
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This is the kitchen.
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SHE GUFFAWS
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I got stuck in the door! Honestly!
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APPLAUSE
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Ooh!
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Whoa!
ROOSTER CROWS
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Ah!
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Oh!
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MUSIC: 'King'
by Years 81 Years
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# I caught you watching me
Under the light... #
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DAVID WALLIAMS:
We're back to blow the doors
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on the bank of TV cock-ups.
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That is so unprofessional.
I'm so sorry.
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Ancl it's so childish.
RONAN: I love it.
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With live calamities...
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Oh, how does this come off, Jack?
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What do you mean "spoon it out"?
I can't get it off.
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...and outtake ordeals.
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I did a blow off.
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Ah!
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Your favourite stars
will face it all...
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We're stuck now.
DAISY MAY COOPER: Oh, my God!
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Do you know how long this took
to set up?
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...but they'll get through it
because no matter what happens...
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Stuck in the car.
HORN BEEPS
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...the show must go on.
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No!
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I didn't mean that!
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I think I've got away with it.
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No, no, no!
THEY LAUGH
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Steph's really enjoying that (!)
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# Let go of everything. #
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We start with Alan Carr
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and the epic game show
Strike It Lucky.
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But with this opening link,
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Alan is putting himself
on a hot spot.
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Oh, I really hope someone drives off
in that car at the end of the night.
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I do, I do.
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It's blocking in
me "Cinquequento" in the car park.
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AUDIENCE LAUGHS
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Poor Alan.
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The only car he can pronounce
is the one in his own name.
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Oh, I really hope someone drives off
in that car at the end of the night.
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I do, I do.
It's blocking in me Ciquetwent...
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AUDIENCE LAUGHS
Cinquecento, BLEEP.
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I know.
Why did I say foo... Fiat Uno?
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Cinquecento. OK.
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Perfect. Say it just like that.
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AUDIENCE LAUGHS
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Whay!
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Shut up! Stop it now.
You're patronising me. Right.
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Oh, I really hope someone drives off
in that car at the end of the night.
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No, I do, I do.
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It's blocking in me Cinquecento
in the car park.
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AUDIENCE LAUGHS
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Whay!
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Thank you, yes.
AUDIENCE APPLAUDS
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Nailed it.
Take the rest of the day off.
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LOVE ISLAND THEME PLAYS
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Love Island.
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On screen,
it's all kissing and kicking off.
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But behind the scenes,
they do have quiet moments.
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Ah, it's so peaceful.
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CLATTERING
INDIYAH: Oh, my God! Are you OK?
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What was that?
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They're supposed to be cracking on,
not cracking bits of the set.
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AMBER: On three, lift me up!
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Yeah, hold still.
IKENNA: Are you OK?
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Oh, my clays. That was...
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It's been a rough clay.
It's actually been a rough clay.
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She may have been unlucky in love,
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but her heels coupled up
with the decking
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and almost won the series.
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AHA'. She's OK.
THEY LAUGH
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TENABLE THEME PLAYS
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Tenable, and the contestants
are trying to guess ten artists
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that have made it to number one.
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Will Charlotte Church
be one of them?
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Charlotte Church is untenable.
She actually had a number two.
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HE CACKLES,
AUDIENCE LAUGHS
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Too much information, Warwick.
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Way too much information.
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Paris, and the world's press
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have gathered to wave goodbye
to Kim Kardashian.
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And it's easy to feel rushed when
you have all these cameras on you.
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So it's best to take a moment
before driving off.
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CONCIERGE: Bye-bye.
Have a safe flight.
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She can't help thinking
that she's forgotten something.
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There's something missing.
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Best to go back and check.
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Ah! That's it. Of course.
It's not Kim's fault.
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The kid couldn't
"keep up with the Kardashian".
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DAVID CH UCKLES
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Have a safe flight. Bye-bye.
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See you next time in Paris.
Thank you.
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POINTLESS THEME PLAYS
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Pointless, and when I heard
Richard Osman was leaving,
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I wondered how Xander
would take the news.
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But after this,
I realise he probably threw a party.
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Thank you very much indeed.
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Hello, I'm Alexander Armstrong,
and welcome
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to this special '70s edition
of Pointless Celebrities,
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The shows that... Oh, no!
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Aw, that's a shame.
Oh, no.
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That's the furthest you've ever got
without making a mistake.
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So that's good. That's good news.
Oh, yeah, ah.
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EMMERDALE THEME PLAYS
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Emmerdale, and we're in the cafe
with Mackenzie and Mandy,
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and on the menu today
is another one of their dodgy deals.
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Why do you think?
Then I know who I'm speaking to.
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You wanna be there?
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Fine, be my guest,
but seriously, think about it.
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What are you actually bringing
to the table here?
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The only reason that I brought
you in was because I wanted...
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...you to come in with your line.
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SHE WHISTLES,
HE LAUGHS
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Wh00p$!
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Next time,
do what I do in cafe scenes,
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and write the lines
in your Alphabetti spaghetti.
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Gardeners' World.
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For the viewers, everything about
this show is calming and relaxing.
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For the presenters, let's just say
it has the opposite effect.
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Are you having a good clay?
PHONE RINGS
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I'm having a fantastic, mate.
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I have met a man
that displays his dahlias...
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Hello? Can you help me?
Hello. Hello.
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Are you having a good clay, Adam?
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I'm having a fantastic clay,
my friend.
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I've met a man that displays
his dahlias on little black boxes.
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Ooh, each to their own.
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These look absolutely amazing.
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OVER SPEAKER: If you're
enjoying your day, why not visit...
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If you are enjoying your clay...
Well, we were.
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Take a deep breath, count to ten,
and if that doesn't work,
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nip off and smell the roses.
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A hundred of these, and that's...
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QVC, where it's not only the prices
that are falling.
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Absolutely.
The pet stuff, the car, even...
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00h!
0h!
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HE LAUGHS
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SLOWED: Even... Ooh!
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Everything must go.
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Yeah.
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Ooh!
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Cock-ups on travel shows now.
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And Brad and his son, Barney, are
in Norway to swim in an icy river.
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They've found a scantily-clad
stranger in the forest,
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which is my idea of fun,
but Brad's idea of a nightmare.
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Can't be that cold.
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Bradley has agreed to go in
up to his ankles.
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HE INHALES SHARPLY
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Wh00p$!
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HE SHOUTS
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Almighty!
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Oh! Holy BLEEP alive!
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Oh! Ooh!
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I've fell under!
Oh, my God!
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I'm cold!
Oh, my...
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I fell over! Oh, my God!
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Ooh.
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I slipped.
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I think Dad
has been well and truly broken.
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Can brave Barney do any better?
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I cannot believe you just went
completely under like that.
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Ah, don't.
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Ooh, no! I can't. I can't.
I actually... Oh, my God!
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It's so painful. Ah!
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How did you... Ah!
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It could've been worse, Barney.
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You could've been like your dad
and fallen in.
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Oh, man.
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You'll be too busy...
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Craig and Bruno,
and after a rainy road trip,
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the dance floor divas
are pulling into a posh hotel.
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As always,
they like to make a grand entrance.
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BRUNO: Let's check it out.
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HORN BEEPS
Oh, was that you?
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I'm stuck.
HORN BEEPS
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Get out!
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BRUNO LAUGHS
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My strap's stuck in the car.
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HORN BEEPS
I got stuck in the gear lever.
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Bruno has won
dozens of dance awards,
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yet he can't choreograph his way
out of a car.
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QVC are filming an item on cruising,
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but I wouldn't all rush
to book at once.
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Have you ever, er, been worried
about or suffered from seasickness?
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No.
No, we haven't.
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00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,215
We like it, in fact,
that it's been...
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This has been the calmest cruise
we've ever been on.
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It's been like a...
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SHIP HORN BLOWS
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God, how loud was that!
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If this is the calmest cruise
they've ever been on...
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...I'd hate to be on board
when things get rowdy.
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Now, an outtake
from A League Of Their Own.
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They're sightseeing
between Loch Ness and London,
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but here's a sight
they hoped no-one would see.
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Make him stop. This is not safe.
Are you ready?
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Freddie! Ah!
CAR REVS
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We're stuck now.
CAR REVS
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THEY LAUGH
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Good luck explaining this
to the hire company.
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You've ruined the car.
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You've beached us.
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00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,815
He may be stuck,
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00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,975
but at least Freddie can rely
on his friends to be supportive.
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ROMESH: Hey, what's going on?
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JAMIE: You all right, boys?
All right, how's Top Gear going?
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THEY LAUGH
Top melt.
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Some TV personalities
would get jealous
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when they see a star
like Dame Joanna Lumley
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getting to film in the Caribbean,
but not me.
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After watching this, I think I'm
quite happy in my voice-over booth.
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CAMERAMAN: That's looking great, Jo.
You can have a practise now.
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OK. I-I mean, when?
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Like now, now, now.
Now, Jo, now.
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ASSISTANT:
That's incredibly difficult.
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This...
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This whole island
was once the stronghold...
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Hang on, I can't see anything.
I can't get my feet round.
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I think Dame Joanna's wishing the
hidden Caribbean had stayed hidden.
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But Jo's a pro.
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She'll get the link done,
come hell or very high water.
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Give it another go, Joanna.
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There was a Welshman
called Captain Henry Morgan.
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Some of you may have heard
that name.
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It... It comes on the bottle
of a famous rum.
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Ancl he chose this island...
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I think Dame Joanna
has earned some rum herself.
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I wouldn't mind going back soon.
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Get her back to dry land,
she's a national treasure.
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And we return to Craig and Bruno
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who want to conclude
their first series
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of Great British Road Trips
by rowing into the sunset.
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How romantic.
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It's a nice idea on paper,
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not so nice on water.
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I'm heavy. Right.
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Never to be seen again. Loch Ness.
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Oh, no, look! Look at what's...
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This is supposed to be the...
Look at that!
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THEY LAUGH
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I can't row. This is impossible.
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It's impossible. You can't.
We're stuck. Hold on. Hold...
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Let me help you. They're easy.
No, look, we're going.
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No, no, we're going. Slowly.
Leave it!
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They never had this trouble waving
their paddles around on Strictly.
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I'm sorry, Craig,
I've ruined your glamorous ending.
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THEY LAUGH
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No, I've gotta do this.
Oh, no, BLEEP!
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Are you all right?
CRAIG LAUGHS
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He's fine, but let's just hope
Craig is not a real Scots man.
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From that angle, Bruno might end up
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seeing more sights
than he bargained for.
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Time for my Big Cock-up Question.
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Can you remember what happened
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on the day Lorraine was due
to interview Daniel Radcliffe?
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Find out after the break.
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APPLAUSE
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DAVID WALLIAMS: Welcome back.
Interviews now.
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And A-listers love Lorraine
as she always makes them feel safe.
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AUTOMATED MESSAGE:
'Your attention please.
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'The building is being evacuated.'
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Right, according to that,
um, announcement there,
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the building is being evacuated.
I'll try and find out what happened.
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In the meantime, we'll keep going.
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'Do not run. Do not...'
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Sorry about this. Sorry about this.
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Right.
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I blame Daniel Radcliffe.
ALARM SOUNDS
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He probably set the alarm off
when wagging his wand about.
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LAUGHTER
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Now, an interview with
a World Cup-winning rugby legend.
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If we can only get through
his introduction.
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Now, known for his moves
on a rugby pitch,
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former England star
Mike Tingle waltzed...
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Mike Tingle?
LAUGHTER
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...Loose MEN, which was yesterday,
wasn't it? It was.
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For Mental Health Awareness Week.
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I quite like the fact you
might've called him Mike Tingle.
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Did I?
You did.
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Get a little tingle...
I quite tingle when Tinds is on.
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...when I think of him
and his shorts.
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Don't we all? And bless you, Mike,
it seems the feeling is mutual.
298
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Yes, tingle is normally the way
that I feel on This Morning
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when we speak to each other.
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Ooh, what a charmer.
If only he was Mike Single.
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LAUGHTER
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Shaun Williamson,
it's almost 20 years since he left
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the role of Barry in EastEnders,
but he hasn't aged a day.
304
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:26,015
It's no wonder Alex
gets a little confused.
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I'm living the dream,
I'm doing the audiobook
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of my book that comes out on October
1st, so that's what I'm doing.
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Eh, nice plug you've got in there,
Barry. Shaun!
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LAUGHTER
Don't call him Barry!
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It is hard not to.
Shaun, such a pleasure to see you.
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I think the pleasure was all yours,
Alex and Gethin.
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Still, Shaun seemed pretty cool
about it.
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He's gone.
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It was bound to happen, wasn't it?
It was bound to happen.
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Interviewers love Miriam Margolyes
for her outrageous anecdotes.
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But she's careful to choose
the right tales for the time slot.
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...which...
I'm going to use a bad word,
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can I use that in the morning
on Sunday? Yes, yes.
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Well, when I went
for an interview...
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Permission granted.
So, it's back to 1981,
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as Miriam is summoned
to Warren Beatty's trailer.
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...his trailer.
Right.
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Ancl so I knocked at the door
in the lunch hour
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and he said, "Come in."
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I opened the door,
He looked at me up, down, up.
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And said, "Do you BLEEP?"
LAUGHTER
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Ancl I said, uh...
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Apparently, we can't say that.
Oh, well.
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Anyway, you said it,
we know what you said. And I said...
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Miriam wears that blue scarf
to match her language.
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..."Yes, but not you."
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LAUGHTER
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For my first proper
celebrity interview,
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I'm sitting down
with Jennifer Aniston
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and Reese Witherspoon
to find out what we can expect.
335
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No pressure.
336
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No pressure? But it's Jennifer
Aniston and Reese Witherspoon!
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You got this, Josie.
338
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Just keep it light and
don't ask anything controversial.
339
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Are you a hugger, Jen?
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A hooker?
No!
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LAUGHTER
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I'm sorry. I need a translation.
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A hugger.
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Yes, I am a hugger!
A hugger!
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It's Josie that needs a hug now.
LAUGHTER
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A hugger.
She is not a hooker, no.
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OK.
ALARM SOUNDS
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We'll get back to those messages
very shortly.
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Right now, though, after another
dramatic weekend of The X Factor,
350
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Cheryl was left in shock.
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The alarm is still going off
in the Lorraine studio.
352
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I'd be running screaming by now,
but Lorraine is a professional.
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She's determined to give
X Factor's Stephanie
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her moment in the spotlight.
355
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Stephanie joins me now. Stephanie,
I'm sorry for all of this going on.
356
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You were evicted last night, and now
they're trying to evict you again.
357
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I know. From a building!
This is awkward.
358
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Teams of people are running around
trying to find out what's happening.
359
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When we find out,
we'll let you know.
360
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In the meantime, shall we try
and carry on, Stephanie? Let's try.
361
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,895
They are telling me now that
we do actually have to evacuate.
362
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Would you believe it? I'm not sure
quite what's going on, guys.
363
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,615
I'm really sorry about this.
It's live television.
364
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:02,775
Anything can happen.
365
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:06,335
Best wrap it up
and get out now, Lorraine.
366
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,575
We can't lose the queen of daytime!
367
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,095
We will find out what's happening.
Hopefully, we will be back.
368
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:14,295
Steph, I'm so sorry.
You have been evicted twice.
369
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We'll see you after this,
hopefully. Fingers crossed.
370
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,215
'Please find the nearest exit.'
371
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Weather now, and I love the
Good Morning Britain theme tune.
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But you can have too much
of a good thing.
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17 or 18 in the north,
warmer than yesterday,
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and feeling better
because of the lighter winds,
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and 23 or higher in the sun.
THEME SONG PLAYS
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Let's talk about this hot weather.
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It's so exciting,
it gets the fanfare.
378
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:48,775
Nice save, Laura,
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but I forecast sarcasm from Ben.
380
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I think we should have more
sound effects during the weather.
381
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,695
We should do. But do you know what?
Especially when the sun is coming.
382
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,575
I think that deserves a fanfare,
doesn't it?
383
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,615
Yeah, when the rain comes along
or something goes wrong.
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B00!
385
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,215
Let's see what the sound team
can come up with.
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SAD TROMBONE
SOUND EFFECT
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00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,295
There you go.
388
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,535
Pan down, and cue Carol.
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00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,095
Good morning.
Isn't it glorious here?
390
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:21,975
That blue sky, we watched it
light up this morning, fantastic...
391
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,575
Cut to two minutes later,
and as you can see,
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Carol is just too hot for TV.
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She's got the cameraman
all steamed up.
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We'll keep you posted on that
as we go through the next few clays.
395
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,015
Thank you, Carol.
396
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,655
Carol,
you won't see what we're seeing,
397
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:39,095
but you've gone fully soft focus
on us this morning.
398
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:42,295
It's like a 1970s...
399
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,815
Oh, no! I was enjoying that.
I was enjoying that.
400
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,895
I like the camera to steam up
whenever I'm on TV.
401
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,655
It would save me a fortune on Botox.
402
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:55,175
That was a sophisticated wipe
as well. Yep.
403
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,775
Possibly some severe...
404
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,815
Australian news,
and the director seems
405
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,695
to have something against
their weather presenter.
406
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,655
Hey.
LAUGHTER
407
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,535
I think, well, I could still
do the weather for you, Nate,
408
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,735
but, um, do we wanna switch it
back to Nate?
409
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,015
Yeah, yeah, come on.
410
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,215
Come back. Come back.
Because tomorrow...
411
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,015
I don't know why they need
a forecast.
412
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:19,695
The Australian weather
is the same every day! Hot!
413
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,415
Weather presenters get sick
of delivering bad news.
414
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,415
Sol can't blame Helen
for taking the easy way out
415
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,615
when Ben waxes lyrical
about his online shopping.
416
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,815
Nina and Ben, back to you.
417
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,255
Thanks, Helen. Glad to see
it's improving later in the week.
418
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,895
It has been awful, hasn't it?
I was just saying as well, Helen,
419
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,575
what I bought online yesterday
was a heated gilet.
420
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,535
It's got central heating in it.
It looks amazing.
421
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,735
I'm so excited
for it to be delivered. Wow!
422
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:46,975
Be honest, Helen,
423
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:50,415
what did you really think
about Ben's heated gilet?
424
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,855
...electrified next time you see me,
you know why.
425
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:56,535
He's a delicate flower.
How long's... Ooh, she's gone.
426
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,695
She's so outraged
by your electric gilet,
427
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,615
and rightly so, that she's gone.
428
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,775
Just wait,
you'll be buying one as well.
429
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,535
I don't think we will.
430
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,175
Let's look at the weather now.
How is it out there, Nate?
431
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,815
SOUND DIMMED
432
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,015
Oh, dear.
Two cock-ups in one morning.
433
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,615
Pay attention, Nate,
434
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,655
this is why you never steal
the director's parking space!
435
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,935
LAUGHTER
436
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,015
Oh, right. We're back again.
437
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,535
We're just having issues
with Nate's microphone.
438
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,455
It was going very well, but...
Well, I think it's because
439
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:32,935
you wanted to do
the weather earlier,
440
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,575
and switched the camera away.
441
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,575
I have been known to do
the weather in the past.
442
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,055
Nate has now moved his car.
443
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,735
I think we've fixed his microphone.
Fingers crossed. Back to you.
444
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,735
Give it another crack. Take two.
445
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:46,335
It is going to be hot
in the south-east.
446
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,815
Yes, we know! It's always hot.
LAUGHTER
447
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,015
...thundery,
but it is going to get noticeably...
448
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,655
And, back at the BBC,
where their weather reporters
449
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,495
have better things to do than chat
at the end of the forecast.
450
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:58,615
There you go. Back to you.
451
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,415
So, if your garden gets a drink,
it'll be lucky,
452
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,615
and it might not be
a regular thing for a while.
453
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,215
Not very much.
No. Oh. Off she went.
454
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:09,655
Yes, she just realised
she needs to water her garden.
455
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,335
LAUGHTER
456
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,695
Time for my Big Cock-up Question.
457
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,095
And you, you've been playing darts.
458
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,615
Well, we did actually
meet up with...
459
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,855
I mean, Charlotte said
it was the other clay, but it was...
460
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,255
It was actually a while ago, yeah.
461
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,735
It was maybe four
or five months ago.
462
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,415
These actors,
from the BBC comedy Ghosts,
463
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,855
are tight-lipped
about playing darts.
464
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:36,055
But what will Sunday Brunch
not be able to keep a secret?
465
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,975
Find out after the break.
466
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,295
DAVID WALLIAMS: Welcome back.
467
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,495
Cock-ups with food and drink now,
468
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:58,255
as we return to a chat
with the stars of Ghosts.
469
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:01,455
Before the break, they were keeping
Tim in the dark about their darts,
470
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:05,655
and I asked what will Sunday Brunch
not be able to keep a secret?
471
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,655
Let's find out.
472
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,175
Yeah, it's not really like,
473
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,375
just... It's better probably just
with the dartboard and some darts.
474
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,935
I mean, there was a dartboard
and darts,
475
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,935
but it wasn't just that.
476
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,335
ALL: Ohh!
477
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:19,535
Oh, no,
we've got to broadcast in the dark.
478
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,415
That's cos you two are on
and Ghosts.
479
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,975
Ooh!
480
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,535
Tim really IS in the dark now.
481
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,215
Seriously, did someone do that?
This is cool, isn't it?
482
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,895
Yes, apparently
we've got to carry on broadcasting.
483
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,455
Right, shall we cook, then?
484
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,095
Wait, is this a thing
that you've clone
485
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,615
because we're on a show
called Ghosts?
486
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,095
No.
487
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:40,335
Sunday Brunch likes
to make their guests feel welcome,
488
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:42,375
but even they draw the line
at a power cut.
489
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,335
We're gonna go to...
We're gonna go to an advert break
490
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,255
to try and see if
we can put some money in the meter
491
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,015
to fix the lights,
492
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,175
so we'll see you all in a minute.
Looks moody.
493
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:59,335
The bosses at Ireland AM don't let
the team drink booze at breakfast.
494
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:03,615
But Alan and Brian are trouble even
when their drinks are alcohol free.
495
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,775
A virgin Brian-tini.
496
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,375
There's lots of people
who don't drink,
497
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,735
but they love the feel
of just holding a glass like this
498
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,575
and saying,
"Yeah, I'm having a cocktail."
499
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,255
Ancl also with that one, have you
noticed I've... It's a sugary rim?
500
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,495
That's what it's called. It is!
501
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,615
LAUGHTER
502
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,935
Make the cocktail.
OK. That's exactly what it's called.
503
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,495
OK,
so we're going to start off with...
504
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,095
Actually, taste that one first.
LAUGHTER
505
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,455
Taste it!
506
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,455
What do you think?
507
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,975
Hope you like it.
508
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,735
I think he does like it, but he's
worried what his producer will say.
509
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,935
ALAN CHOKES
510
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,455
N ice?
It's lovely.
511
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,375
That's...
That's a virgin Brian-tini.
512
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,415
I'd hate to see them both
after a REAL drink.
513
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,895
Food cock-ups come
when you least expect them -
514
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,135
just ask Martin Lewis.
515
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,895
It is the world's biggest
celebrity football match.
516
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,015
Soccer Aid returns to ITV
once again this year.
517
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:02,175
It's raising money for children
in need all around the world.
518
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,735
Return... Sorry, I've just
had apple and peanut butter,
519
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,935
and I'm struggling to talk to you,
but can you carry on?
520
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,535
Returning to the dugout once again
521
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:12,895
and hoping to lead England
to its first win since 2018...
522
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,535
Martin Lewis -
he's great at investing,
523
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,655
but terrible at digesting.
524
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,815
PHILLIP LAUGHS
525
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,375
You say you can't argue with
the science. Were you disappointed?
526
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,855
Sad faces all round,
527
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:30,655
as it turns out Doug the spud
is not the world's largest potato.
528
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,135
In fact,
he's not even a potato at all.
529
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,775
I could have told them that.
530
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,815
A potato wouldn't be seen dead
in those sunglasses.
531
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,735
It was a bit of a deflation
to find out that,
532
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,935
you know, he wasn't a potato.
533
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,775
LAUGHTER
But, hey.
534
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,295
As you walk along through life,
these shitty sandwiches are...
535
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,135
LAUGHTER
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
536
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,415
Sorry about that, but...
537
00:24:56,440 --> 00:25:00,575
Remind me never to go around
to his place for afternoon tea.
538
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,695
Know your mushrooms.
That's a chanterelle.
539
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,455
Back on Ireland AM, and this time,
the hosts are behaving themselves.
540
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:12,015
It's professionalism all the way.
541
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,695
What kind of sausage do you have?
542
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,895
THEY LAUGH
I just have a normal breakfast...
543
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,255
THEY LAUGH
544
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:24,175
We're not
getting to the sausages yet, Alan.
545
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,735
We knew it was going to happen.
546
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:30,015
I meant, is it a pork sausage?
THEY LAUGH
547
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,575
Let's focus.
548
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,175
I don't think the poor chef
CAN focus now.
549
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,295
Get out your pork sausage, there.
550
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,295
Stop it (!)
THEY LAUGH
551
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,575
Is it a pork sausage?
Yes.
552
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:50,015
And just like that,
the show is back on track.
553
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,415
But our chef can't resist
adding a final bit of spice.
554
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:59,015
You can get a proper big,
chunky Italian sausage if you want,
555
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,215
with loads of garlic and herbs
inside and everything.
556
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,095
LAUGHTER
Ben appeflt, boys.
557
00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:09,175
It's a Halloween special
for Blue Peter.
558
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,495
But it turns out
that in the kitchen,
559
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,095
Lindsey's Maleficent
is not so magnificent.
560
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,895
And then,
we need to blend it together.
561
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,935
If you don't have a blender...
Yes, the lid is on.
562
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,535
Gosh, all the bosses worrying.
Erm, right, there we go.
563
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,215
Is that on enough?
564
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,815
Clockwise? What do you mean?
I never use these.
565
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:30,615
It looks like Lindsey's bosses
might be right to be worrying.
566
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,575
Yeah, thank you.
OK, let's see what... Oh!
567
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,895
Is that even working?
Not really.
568
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,335
Come on!
569
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,615
That'll do.
570
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,695
Something like that.
Get the mixture all gooey, and...
571
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,895
Oh, how does this come off, Jack?
572
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,735
What do you mean?
Hold the jug.
573
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,535
What do you mean?
574
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,415
LAUGHTER
What's... How do I... Twist?
575
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,735
What do you mean "spoon it out"?
I can't get it off!
576
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,575
Oh!
CHEERING
577
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,135
If only she'd had one
she made earlier.
578
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,575
Yes, what about this bit?
579
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,095
Oh, no. The blender's
gonna be the end of me.
580
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:11,255
How do I get the lid off?
581
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,455
I'm just gonna... Right, we were
meant to do this bit with a spoon.
582
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,975
It's not gonna happen, so you hold
the tray, and I'll just do this...
583
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,015
That's not gonna work.
That is gonna work, Jack.
584
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,335
Oh, it's not gonna work.
I can't get this off.
585
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,535
CHEERING
586
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,455
Then, of course,
you need to get your filling.
587
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,255
It's going very well, isn't it?
Yes.
588
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,735
It is going very well, Lindsey.
589
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:34,575
It's going very well... for us!
590
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,935
I'll be honest with you, there's
a lot of concern in the studio
591
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,095
about what you're about to make.
Please tell us.
592
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,015
Poor Simon.
593
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:48,655
There's not a lot of enthusiasm
for his beans and sardines.
594
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,415
But they're all kind
on The Steph Show.
595
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:54,295
They know when someone cooks
you a meal, it's polite to lie.
596
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,455
It's awful.
597
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,215
Bit harsh.
598
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,535
But I'm sure Steph
will say something nice.
599
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,975
I'm up for most things, but this
is really pushing it to the limit.
600
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,815
Come on, it can't be that bad!
601
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,975
Christine's got the right idea.
What do you think?
602
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,815
Sanchez, you'd have this?
Wouldn't touch it.
603
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,135
THEY LAUGH
604
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,175
Oh, no, no.
605
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,175
LAUGHTER
606
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:20,935
Steph's really enjoyed that (!)
607
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,775
I'll do this link, then.
608
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,775
I still think it costs nothing
to be polite,
609
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,175
even if you are spraying
from both ends.
610
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,575
News now
with an Aussie press conference.
611
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,295
And ignore that man at the mic.
612
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,255
We're watching the sign language
interpreter on the left.
613
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,495
Thankfully,
he doesn't translate his own words.
614
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:52,895
Post-2011, there was a program me...
SPLAT
615
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,615
Oh, shit.
616
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,255
Crikey.
617
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,135
Sorry.
Take your jacket off.
618
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,055
Forget dry-cleaning, that jacket
is going to need a boil wash.
619
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,655
Oh, no.
Has anyone got some tissues?
620
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,495
This is on you, mate.
621
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,575
There's a hanky.
622
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,375
Thank you.
I'm gonna answer quickly.
623
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,815
Thankfully,
the signer saw the funny side.
624
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,655
He was just grateful
it didn't land in his man bun.
625
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,575
Hello, can I interest you
in a Nigel la Lawson cupcake?
626
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,495
Watch, as a simple interview
627
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,535
descends
into a full-blown crime scene.
628
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,735
Hang on, hang on.
No... No camera.
629
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,495
Hang on, in that case,
I need the cupcake back.
630
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,495
You only get the cupcake
if you talk to me.
631
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,255
I need the cupcake back.
632
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,575
The cupcake was never seen again.
633
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,535
Ancl they don't think he cares.
634
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,615
An interview
with Lib Dem leader Ed Davey.
635
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,095
And I can't help but wonder
636
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,455
if the BBC newsreader
is allergic to his own tie.
637
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,215
NEWSREADER:
That is Sir Edward Davey.
638
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,215
Sir Edward Davey,
the Liberal Democrat MP.
639
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,375
Er, excuse me,
I'm about to sneeze.
640
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,295
I think I've got away with it.
641
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,895
I don't think you did.
642
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,295
Next time you wear that tie,
remember your antihistamine.
643
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:23,375
Spanish news and reporting live
from outside Palma airport,
644
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,695
as the first tourists
arrive in Majorca
645
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,735
since the travel laws were lifted.
646
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,895
But which of them
will be going to Magaluf?
647
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,855
SPEAKS SPANISH
648
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,095
It's them, isn't it?
649
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,175
Brits abroad, pure class.
650
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,615
Majorca is lucky to have us back.
651
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,815
Finally,
it must be a light news day,
652
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,775
as these Aussie reporters
are running an item on lawns.
653
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:56,775
And a quick fact -
"cooch" is a kind of turf, OK?
654
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,535
You see, this is like mine.
Yeah.
655
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:02,215
And, Tony, I wanna ask,
because my "c00ch" is dying.
656
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,895
Ancl it's... And what, like, what...
And I don't...
657
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,215
What you been doing to it
if it's dying?
658
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,975
What, the...
The dog pees all over it.
659
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,495
STIFLES LAUGHTER
660
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,935
OK, well, that's probably why.
It's a reasonable excuse.
661
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,415
Yeah, nitrogen burns.
662
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,895
Try to keep the dog off it,
and, er, yeah,
663
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,415
you'll probably see results.
664
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,615
I don't understand what's going on
with my co-host.
665
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,815
And nor do I.
666
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:37,175
I don't know WHY he thinks
that type of grass is so funny.
667
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,815
No, "cooch" is good, considering
if there's gonna be running on it,
668
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,615
"cooch" has got really good wear
and tear tolerance,
669
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,655
so it can recover quickly.
670
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,855
Which is more than can be said
for her co-host, Karl.
671
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,135
It's taken him the length
of the entire interview to recover.
672
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,375
That's possibly
the best segment ever.
673
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,935
I still don't understand.
674
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,375
We'll have more great stuff
after this break...
675
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,695
if we're still on-air.
676
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,815
LAUGHTER
What for?
677
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,415
HE LAUGHS
My "cooch" is dying!
678
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,375
Time for my Big Cock-up Question.
679
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,415
And how appropriate.
680
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:22,815
It's the World Snooker Championship
that is taking us to the break.
681
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:27,015
But what will cause
China's Yan Bingtao to miss his cue?
682
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,615
Find out when we return.
683
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,335
DAVID WALLIAMS: Welcome back.
Sport now,
684
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,655
as we return
to the World Snooker Championship.
685
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,215
Before our break,
China's Yan Bingtao
686
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,175
was about to make his break.
687
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:56,375
And I asked what will
cause Yan to miss his cue?
688
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,895
COMMENTATOR:
Well, I don't believe it.
689
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,015
We've got a pigeon in the Crucible.
690
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,135
What do you do here?
691
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,015
Oh, please.
692
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,615
COMMENTATOR: Well, I never.
693
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,935
There is a pigeon...
Yes, you've heard that correctly.
694
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,215
...there is a pigeon
in the Crucible Theatre.
695
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,935
Don't worry, Yan.
696
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,535
I think it just wants a game.
Winner stays on.
697
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,455
Absolutely extraordinary.
698
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,735
The commentators are loving this.
699
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:32,455
They won't find it so funny
when it starts raining droppings.
700
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,255
We've seen some things
at the Crucible before,
701
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,015
but we've never seen that.
702
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,375
How on Earth
are they going to get it out?
703
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:46,255
If only someone had access to some
very long sticks to shoo it away.
704
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,295
REFEREE: Thank you.
Final frame of the session.
705
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:53,575
Somewhere in this theatre,
there is a pigeon.
706
00:33:53,600 --> 00:34:00,415
Let's hope it finds somewhere dark
and quiet to have a little snooze.
707
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,255
I'm sure it will.
708
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:06,135
There isn't man or beast that can
stay awake when the snooker is on.
709
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,575
How did you learn English?
710
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:11,775
Sven-Goran Eriksson.
711
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,935
As England manager, he was one of
the biggest faces of the noughties.
712
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,335
Second only to The Cheeky Girls.
713
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:18,415
I like to imagine
714
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:22,055
that all the superstars from
that decade still keep in touch.
715
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,215
Yeah, that's good.
716
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:28,015
Ancl I love to learn new languages.
717
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,615
Because it makes you richer.
718
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,015
PHONE RINGS
719
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,535
Oh, they do!
720
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,695
Quick thought before I ask
you one more question.
721
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:36,975
PHONE RINGS
722
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,455
It does look like Mr Opik
really does want to talk to you.
723
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:44,335
He does. And ex-MP Lembit Opik
won't take no for an answer.
724
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:48,575
PHONE RINGS
Not taking a mental coach...
725
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,615
Sorry, Lembit, Sven's busy.
726
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,135
Try Dido or Dappy from N-Dubz.
727
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,655
Thank you so much
for taking the time.
728
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,335
And, hopefully,
we'll speak to you soon.
729
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,335
Thank you.
Thank you. Bye-bye.
730
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:01,175
Thank you.
Bye.
731
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,695
I know. I know.
732
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,975
The glory days of Gareth South gate
in his waistcoat.
733
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:15,255
Since he's taken it off, he just
doesn't command the same respect.
734
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,335
It's going to be two...
735
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,135
INTERCOM CHIMES
736
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,615
It was saying...
'Paging Mr Green.'
737
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,815
Rude. Gareth was speaking.
738
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,695
This would never have happened
when he had his waistcoat on.
739
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,655
INTERCOM CHIMES
740
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,895
'Paging Mr Green.'
741
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,695
He laughed it off, but mentally,
he's already online
742
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,575
and ordering a nice little number
743
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,055
with moleskin pockets
and a silk paisley back.
744
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,735
Into the gym with
Olympic gold medal list Max Whitlock
745
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:45,935
and two fine specimens
746
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,055
of athletic excellence,
Rob and Romesh.
747
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,175
With these two,
we can't fail at the next Olympics.
748
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,895
I would love it
if it just snapped off.
749
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,935
I think we'd all love it
if it just snapped off.
750
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:02,655
We'd rerun that clip for years.
But it's not Rob in danger.
751
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,335
It's his film crew.
752
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,655
BREAKS WIND
Oh!
753
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,175
ROMESH GIGGLES
754
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,055
I did a blow off.
755
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,855
I tried to hide it in the foam.
But he heard it.
756
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,175
The sound man heard it.
757
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,655
Apologies if the ring smells now,
Rom.
758
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,135
You've got a smelly ring
on your hand, I'm afraid.
759
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,255
I blame the runner who brought Rob
a three bean salad for lunch.
760
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,615
Romesh, I'd keep your nose
out of that foam if I were you.
761
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,935
That's it.
762
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,295
Oh. That's horrible.
763
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,095
ROB CHUCKLES
That is horrible.
764
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:41,015
STV News as they go live to their
reporter at Kilmarnock's Rugby Park.
765
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,735
And what do they play at Rugby Park?
Football.
766
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:48,935
Kemar Roof e has been ruled out
of the club's next three games
767
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:52,535
with Alfredo Morelos
already out injured...
768
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:56,255
As the sprinkler comes right over
my post. I hope you can see me.
769
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,975
We can still see you.
770
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,415
...in attack.
771
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,095
Here is our reporter,
Ronnie Charters,
772
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,735
who is definitely dry.
773
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:05,655
Congratulations.
774
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:09,135
You've just won first prize
in our wet reporter competition.
775
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:19,375
THIS MORNING THEME PLAYS
776
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,695
Welcome back, still to come...
777
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:25,135
Now, the cock-up
that everyone fears the most,
778
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,975
a cock-up on live TV.
779
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,495
Thank goodness for experienced
presenters like Phil and Rochelle
780
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,895
who can find a way
to keep the show going
781
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,255
without us viewers even noticing.
782
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,575
Ancl is the research
similar for men and women?
783
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:39,975
It's slightly different.
CLANG
784
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,055
In men...
What was that? Was that your bangle?
785
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:47,255
It's the bangle. I think I've
got to give up the bangle dream.
786
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,015
It's time. There we go.
787
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,255
That wasn't even
remotely distracting (!)
788
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,295
Sorry. As you were.
789
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,095
If it was a pre-recorded show,
790
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,655
I'd ask the question again.
Go on. Go on.
791
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,495
So, is the research the same
for men and women?
792
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,455
It's slightly different...
793
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,975
But fortunately for us,
Phil, it's not a pre-recorded show.
794
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,175
Any chance I could have that bangle?
795
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,535
It would look lovely
next to my charm bracelet.
796
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,335
Now, look carefully,
can you see the moment the director
797
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,815
tells this presenter
to hide her branded coffee cup?
798
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,775
Taylor and Serrano at the press
conference staring each other down
799
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,815
and both girls
trying to keep a straight face.
800
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,255
They were ready to start laughing
and the manager behind her
801
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,295
trying not to laugh as well.
Having a great time.
802
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,975
I'm laughing.
I got, "Hide your cup."
803
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,455
I very subtly did it like this.
804
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,975
I got caught on camera. It's a
wide shot with all of us in it.
805
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,775
We've got an hour to go, babes.
806
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,455
There is coffee in it.
I'm getting sleepy.
807
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,895
Whatever gets you to midday.
808
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:43,615
If this is how she reacts
when caught with a cup of coffee,
809
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,295
just imagine how she would react
810
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,895
if caught with something
a little stronger.
811
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,775
There is still
lots of time to get in touch
812
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,495
and shame Elaine for what
she has just done.
813
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,055
You can text us
for free on WhatsApp.
814
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,215
The number is 0896111111.
815
00:38:58,240 --> 00:38:59,775
Don't sniff my coffee.
816
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,935
It's a stiff one this morning.
817
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,255
It may be a strong coffee.
818
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,175
There is nothing else in it,
might I add.
819
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:07,615
Don't worry, Elaine.
820
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,535
If I had to get up at 5am
for breakfast TV,
821
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,655
I'd have caffeine on a drip.
822
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,695
THE ONE SHOW THEME PLAYS
823
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:19,415
The lovely people at The One Show
are planning a surprise.
824
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,535
But I think Alex
is about to surprise herself.
825
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:27,015
Well, his friends know him well.
You'll see now.
826
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,575
He got wind...
827
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,015
We got wind, sorry, that he's
a massive Gardeners' World fan.
828
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,335
So, who better...
829
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,495
CHUCKLING: Sorry.
That really tickles me.
830
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,495
SHE GIGGLES
831
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:40,175
Who better to surprise him
than one of the presenters.
832
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:44,135
Here's what happened
when we gave him a huge surprise.
833
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:50,615
Come on, Alex, it's The One Show,
not "the let one go show".
834
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,535
That is so unprofessional.
I'm so sorry. And it's so childish.
835
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,215
I love it.
836
00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:58,095
I absolutely love it.
837
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,975
Windy pops are not that childish.
838
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,335
I've made a career out of them.
Have you not read my books?
839
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,215
Ancl Fiona says...
840
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:09,415
GIGGLING:
..and my dog has also got wind.
841
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,935
Oh, honestly, it's pathetic.
I mean, what's going on?
842
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,695
I'm a grown woman, apparently.
There you are.
843
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,975
THIS MORNING THEME PLAYS
844
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,055
Back to This Morning
just one day after bangle gate.
845
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,615
And as they prepare
to go live to the nation,
846
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,855
surely Rochelle
hasn't lost something else?
847
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,295
It is actually under there.
848
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,495
It is dusty.
It's very dusty.
849
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,775
I'm so sorry. Good morning.
We've had...
850
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,655
a small issue.
851
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,895
Roch's earpiece just fell out
and shot straight underneath there.
852
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,815
There's a mouse under there
853
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,575
listening to the director
having a heart attack.
854
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,015
I can hear. What's this?
A big ear hole.
855
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:57,095
Is that a thing?
856
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,015
Have you got a big ear hole?
I think so.
857
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,335
It just sort of...
Have you got a loose ear hole?
858
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:04,135
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Careful, Phil.
859
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,055
Well, I tell you what, though,
they'll never get that out.
860
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:10,895
That will cost you a fortune.
Yes. That's very true.
861
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,455
That's why I have the old-fashioned
one which is much cheaper.
862
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,215
So you can't lose it.
863
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:17,095
Are we ever going to start the show?
864
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,895
Thank you, everybody. Hello.
865
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,295
Welcome to Tuesday's This Morning.
866
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,655
Are you all right?
We're not sure we are.
867
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,695
It's just like life,
there's always an issue.
868
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:31,375
Oh, Phil, he's so wise.
He's like the Dalai Lama of daytime.
869
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:40,215
Emotive subjects on live TV
can lead to passions running high.
870
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:44,135
But if Steph's not careful, her
packed lunch will be sent packing.
871
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,455
I remember Tanni Grey-Thompson
telling me,
872
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,735
obviously, Paralympic athlete,
won so many golds for the country,
873
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,095
and her saying to me that once
874
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,815
she was at a train station
with her daughter and someone said,
875
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,215
"Well, how have you got her?"
876
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:57,135
And she went,
"Well, how have you got your kids?
877
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,095
"I had a good shag,
that's what I did."
878
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,775
I probably can't say
that on daytime TV,
879
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,215
but that's a direct quote.
880
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:05,495
I apologise for using that
statement, but that's what she said.
881
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,375
I'm getting screamed at in my ear.
Sorry.
882
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,255
That's the thing, it's like...
883
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,575
Remember, Steph, do what I do when
I want a naughty word on Channel 4.
884
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:18,415
Bribe Rachel Riley
to rig the letters on Countdown.
885
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:25,055
'Live from Television Centre
in London, this is Good Morning...'
886
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,655
Good Morning Britain,
where a slip of the tongue
887
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,855
nearly had me falling off my seat.
888
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,615
Still ahead on
Good Morning Britain...
889
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,975
You'll like this, Richard.
..Anything Goes. It was brilliant.
890
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,575
Yeah, it smashed box office records
in London.
891
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:38,815
Now it's off on tour.
892
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,255
It's got Four Weddings legend,
Simon Cowell...
893
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,615
Simon Cowell?! My Simon?
894
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,855
...both joining us later.
895
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,935
Oh, it's a proper toe tapper.
Did you say Simon Cowell?
896
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,175
Callow. Did I say Cowell?
897
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,135
I heard Cowell.
898
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:55,335
Simon Callow is what I meant.
Did I say that?
899
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,975
It would be good to see Simon Cowell
in the musical, wouldn't it?
900
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,495
You wouldn't say that
if you'd heard him sing.
901
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,575
New Zealand and a review
902
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:09,655
of the latest Marvel movie
starring Benedict Cumberbatch.
903
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:14,295
But the trouble with discussing
the powers of Doctor Strange
904
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,455
is the chat can get strange.
905
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,055
Very strange.
906
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,215
Ancl he can do what?
Levitate, obviously.
907
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,455
He can levitate.
908
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,255
Portals is the main thing
that this type of sorcerer can do.
909
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,695
So they can open a portal
and throw someone through it
910
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:29,415
or something through it and then
close the portal, and so forth.
911
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,455
Certainly for the film critic.
912
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,375
The presenters
aren't really interested
913
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,575
in Benedict's portal powers.
914
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,695
I caught a little glimpse
and he is ripped for this.
915
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:43,015
I don't mean to take it
to that level, but I just did.
916
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,335
They have their own superpower.
917
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,015
They can talk faster
than they think.
918
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,735
I wouldn't mind a few minutes
in his multi-verse.
919
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,455
Through the portal.
920
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,135
GIGGLING
921
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,655
Stop. I didn't mean that.
922
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,095
GIGGLING
923
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,975
Whoa!
just no. Holy hell.
924
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,615
I didn't mean that.
925
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,935
I don't know what she meant
and I don't want to.
926
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,415
I'm blushing now.
927
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:12,015
Yeah, so am I. Thanks, Dan.
You're welcome.
928
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,255
And now everyone's wishing
929
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,535
they could make a portal
to swallow them up.
930
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:25,895
A huge thank you to all
the fabulous production teams
931
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,695
who shared their cock-ups
with us tonight.
932
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:31,255
Even the best laid plans
can go wrong.
933
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:35,055
Just ask Greg
about his unhappy Monday.
934
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,775
It's time for the ID parade.
935
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:42,295
Can you identify Bez dancing in
silhouette alongside four non-Bezes.
936
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:43,615
Bez, off you go.
937
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:49,495
Just in case you need a recap
of Bez dancing, here you go.
938
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,375
Whilst Bez gets into position,
939
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,815
Greg is kind enough to give us
a reminder of his dance moves.
940
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,415
Although I'm not sure
any clues are needed.
941
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:58,975
MUSIC: 'Step On'
by Happy Mondays
942
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,455
Bezes, stand still.
943
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:07,615
LAUGHTER
944
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,295
All Bezes, stand still.
945
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,855
LAUGHTER
946
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,215
Well, we bloody know which one!
947
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,975
Oh, my God!
948
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,295
Do you know how fucking long
this took to set up?
949
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:29,495
We had to build
that fucking framework.
950
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,455
LAUGHTER
951
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:35,135
There's not a person in this room
who doesn't know who fucking Bez is.
952
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,495
LAUGHTER
953
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,255
Oh, my God.
954
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:46,055
Thanks to all our stars
and good night.
955
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:49,295
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