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Real Estate Query Engine
is a virtual Rubicon of information

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putting the lawyer himself
at the controls...

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I'm gonna take off, okay?
I'll try and catch the 2:00 back.

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You're leaving the seminar now?
It's not even intermission.

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- I don't think you can do that.
- It's fine. Cover for me.

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- Get it all.
- I guess.

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- Could we have your badge?
- Yeah.

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It's worth two free drinks
at the Meet and Greet.

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Hello.

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I'm going to the airport.
I'm kind of in a hurry, too.

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Sorry, your seat belt seems
to be broken.

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What do you recommend I do?

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I recommend
you stop being such a faggot.

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You're in the back seat.

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Jesus.

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See?

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Hello?

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Hey, boy.

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Good boy, Orson. Where's Mommy?

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Honey?

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Heidi?

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Mitch!

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What are you doing home?
You totally scared me!

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I scared you?
Because for a second, I thought...

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I don't even want to say it.

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Wow!

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That's, like, pretty hard-core.

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Yeah, I know.

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No, I'm not judging.
Don't be embarrassed.

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This is a major turn-on.
Let's go with this.

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- Is this what you do when I'm gone?
- Wait.

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I do it myself every once in a while,
but to magazines.

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- Mitch, we need to talk.
- Hello!

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Be honest.

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Please tell me this is the first time
this has happened.

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You want me to be honest,

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or you want me to tell you
this is the first time?

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- What is wrong with you?
- Nothing is wrong with me!

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I've tried to tell you about this.

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What? When?

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- All the time!
- Like when?

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- Like, when we're in bed and stuff.
- In bed?

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I thought you were just talking dirty.

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I was, but I was being serious.

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You've said some really sick stuff.

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You have to admit,

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we haven't been living
the most exciting lives in the world.

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This is a totally different
kind of satisfaction for me.

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It's purely sexual.

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I'm really sorry.

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- Hello.
- Yeah?

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I'm here for the gang bang.

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You look a little pale, Mitch.
You need to breathe.

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Let a little blood up in your face.

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- I don't want to breathe.
- You should be proud of yourself.

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Do you know how hard it is to land a girl
as sexually enlightened as Heidi?

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A girl like that comes around
once every hundred years.

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I wasn't looking for a girl like that.

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Columbus wasn't looking for America,

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but that seemed to work out
for everybody.

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You're here. You know what I mean?

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I just want to thank you
one last time for being here.

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It's the best day ever.

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Don't even start with me, Franklin.
You need to walk away from this ASAP.

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- What?
- You need to get out, Frankie.

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It's now or never.

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Get out of here while you're still single.

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- I'm not single.
- You're still single right now.

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This is the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

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Give that six months. That will change.

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I got a wife, kids.

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Do I seem like a happy guy to you,
Frankie?

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There's my wife. See that?

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Always smiling? Hi, honey.
Judging, watching. "Look at the baby."

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She's coming down the aisle, Beanie.
Let it go.

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Let me be the first to say
congratulations to you, then.

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You get one vagina
for the rest of your life.

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Real smart. Way to work it through.

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- Don't listen to him, Frank.
- I need my inhaler.

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Thank you, Daddy.

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It takes a man to give away an angel.
You're a sweetheart.

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You look beautiful.

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Great.

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Dearly beloved,

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we are gathered here together
to join Franklin and Marissa...

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Don't do it!

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My throat is dry. I'm sorry.
I'm a smoker.

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Okay.

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Turn around

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Every now and then
I get a little bit lonely

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And you're never coming round

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Turn around

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Every now and then
I get a little bit tired

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Of listening to the sound of my tears

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Turn around

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Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous

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That the best of all the years
have gone by

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Turn around

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Every now and then
I get a little bit terrified

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But then I see the fucking look
in your eyes

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Turn around

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Bright eyes

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Every now and then I fall apart

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Turn around

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Bright eyes

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Well, fucking every now and then
I fall apart

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And I need you now tonight

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I fucking need you more than ever

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...the look in your eye

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And now I find now
I need you more than...

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Mitch Martin?

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Yeah.

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Nicole!

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My God!

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This is crazy!

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I can't believe it's you!

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Oh!

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Oh, God!

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- What are you doing here?
- I was invited.

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Yeah, the last time that I had heard,
you had moved to...

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- What do you call it?
- Denver.

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The Sunshine State. Denver.

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Gorgeous! Gorgeous!

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Oh, boy.

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- Are you okay?
- No, I'm...

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Yeah, I just I feel a little...

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Fucked up.

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Marissa told me about your girlfriend.
I'm very sorry.

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The thing about that one is,
is it's not just that.

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It's a combination of things.

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We had a dog, we had a great place,
but all just...

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Just...

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You know what?
I think you should have some of this.

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- What's in this one?
- Coffee.

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Jesus!

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I am so sorry! Please, just...

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I can fix it. Just...

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- No, Mitch!
- What are you doing to this poor girl?

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Mitch, stop it! I got it.

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No. Inappropriate. Stop it right now.

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There's a bathroom over here.

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Mitch, honey? Hon?

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- Go get some air. Walk it off.
- Wait a second.

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Yeah?

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- Put in a good word for me.
- Okay.

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It's fucking

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Real loving

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You're my

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lady

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Hey, Marissa!

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You're the lady.

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I'd like to say I'm...

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- Can't hear you!
...glad and...

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Excuse me.

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I'd like to say I'm really glad
and proud to be here tonight.

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I'm glad to see Frank's dad made it out.
I haven't seen him in eight years.

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That's great. Congratulations.

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I love you, Dad!

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True love is hard to find.

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Sometimes you think
you have true love,

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then you catch the early flight home
from San Diego

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and a couple of nude people jump out
of your bathroom blindfolded

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like a goddamn magic show,
ready to double-team your girlfriend...

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It stops right there
and it continues right here,

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because what Mitch is trying to say
is that true love is blind.

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Let's raise our glasses.

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Salute. Health and happiness.

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Cheers, everybody.

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I love you so much, Frankie. I love you.

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I'm not a talker.

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I love you. Congratulations.

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I thought you said near campus.
This is practically on-campus. It's sick.

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- This is great.
- How did you land this place?

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It was pretty easy.

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A professor lived here for, like,
30 years, and then he died.

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That's awesome!

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That's awesome.

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A little housewarming.

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To new beginnings.

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Thanks.

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Actually,
I gave this to you for your wedding.

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This model?

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No, this exact one.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm embarrassed. I'm sorry.

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It's okay.

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I hope you like it.

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I love it. Thank you.

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This place is unbelievable.

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- You like it?
- How could you still be depressed?

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This is the best thing
that's happened to us.

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- Us?
- Yeah, us.

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Do not get selfish on me. Stay with me.

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Put a bar in over there, right?

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Couple La-Z-Boys, a smarter couch.
You could put a hot tub anywhere.

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Max, can you earmuff it for me?

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We'll get so much ass here,
it will be sick.

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I'm talking crazy, boy-band ass.

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That sounds like a lot of fun,

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but I need a little time
to get my life back together.

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We need to throw a big kick-ass party
to start things off.

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Absolutely.
Break it in, meet the neighbors.

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Come on, Mitch.
You know what I'm talking about.

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Break it in.

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The real estate guy was really adamant
about not having...

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I don't think you realize
what a huge opportunity this is for you.

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Girls love a guy in your situation.

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What situation?

209
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Mitch, you're on the rebound.

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Like an injured fawn
nursed back to health,

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who will finally be re-released
into the wilderness.

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- Sorry.
- Please be careful.

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I'm sorry. You okay? Say it to the baby.

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- You upset him.
- Sorry, baby.

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It's okay. It happens.

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We should go tropical with this thing.

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Sand from wall to wall.
I know a great sand guy.

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- Sand in here?
- Or foam, whatever. Something in here.

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- You understand what I'm talking about?
- Absolutely.

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I'm good either way.
Just need to run it by Marissa.

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I'm messing with you guys!

222
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It's not funny.
And now the baby is upset.

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Hey.

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- Hey!
- Hey, honey!

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I brought you an iced tea!

226
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No, thanks. I got a fresh beer.

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Can you turn that off for a second?

228
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Wow. That's really loud.

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Yeah. Thanks.

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I took the restrictor plate off,
give the Red Dragon a little more juice.

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But let's keep that on the down low.
She's not exactly street legal.

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Hey, Mike!

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Right.

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- So, what's up?
- Nothing much.

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I was hoping we might get to those
thank-you notes tomorrow night.

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Honey,
I got Mitch's thing tomorrow night.

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That's right. I totally forgot.

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But I can skip it.

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Oh, no. No!

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Don't be silly.

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I wouldn't want you
changing your whole life just for me.

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I'll give Lara a call
and we'll plan a girls' night.

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- It'll be fun.
- Thanks.

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You're the best.

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As long as you promise to take it easy.

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- What do you mean?
- You know exactly what I mean.

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You've come a long way
since Frank the Tank,

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and we don't want him coming back.

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Honey, Frank the Tank is
not coming back, okay?

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That part of me is over.
It's water under the bridge.

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I promise.

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- Nice, right?
- This is incredible. How did you do this?

253
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With all the people and the speakers.

254
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I thought we were having
a small get-together.

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This is one of many small get-togethers.

256
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,393
That's why you got the house, brother.

257
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,853
You're having fun?

258
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,605
- I'm having a great time.
- Good.

259
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:08,693
What else have you got planned?
A student band or something?

260
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,069
Yeah, that's it.

261
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:13,531
I got a student alt rock band
coming on stage next.

262
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:15,199
I own six Speaker Cities.

263
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:18,202
I'm worth $3.5 million
that the government knows about.

264
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,205
I got more electronics up there
than a KISS concert.

265
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:25,626
You think I'd roll out that kind of
red carpet for a fucking marching band?

266
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,086
Make sure you can see the stage.

267
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,297
Excuse me. Pardon me.

268
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,967
I just want to get through this door,
if you don't mind.

269
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,510
Thank you.

270
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:37,096
This is the guy I was talking about.
This is his house.

271
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,433
- What's up, man?
- No, that's my friend, Mitch.

272
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,685
My friend, Mitch, he owns the house.

273
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:46,856
Anyway, come hit this.
You need to hit this.

274
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:50,943
No, I appreciate it, but I told my wife
I wouldn't drink tonight.

275
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:54,113
I've got a big day tomorrow.
But you guys have a great time.

276
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,908
A big day? Doing what?

277
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:59,952
Well, actually, pretty nice little Saturday.

278
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,330
We're going to Home Depot.

279
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,541
Buy some wallpaper,
maybe get some flooring.

280
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:08,211
Stuff like that.
Maybe Bed, Bath & Beyond.

281
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,671
I don't know if we’ll have enough time.

282
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:16,177
You know what?
Give me that thing. I'll do one.

283
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,806
He gonna do one! He gonna do one!

284
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,641
Do it!

285
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,521
That's a talented man right there.

286
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,443
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Fill it up again!

287
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,780
God, that's good. It's so good!

288
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,366
Once it hits your lips, it's so good.

289
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,700
Thank you very much, guys.

290
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,828
This will be happening
at this house all year.

291
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,163
So don't burn yourselves out tonight.

292
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:48,793
Thank you very much for coming to the
official Mitch Martin Freedom Festival.

293
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,757
For those who don't know
who Mitch Martin is,

294
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,342
he's the very successful,

295
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:59,846
very disease-free gentleman
standing by the mini-bar.

296
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,727
Now, courtesy of Speaker City,

297
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:10,523
which slashes prices on everything
from beepers to DVD players,

298
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,609
give a warm
Harrison University welcome

299
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:19,240
to my pal and your favorite,
Mister Snoop Dogg.

300
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,746
Yeah. Yeah.

301
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,833
You know what?

302
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,918
I'm thinking of a master plan

303
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,337
'Cause ain't nothing
but sweat inside my hand

304
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,756
So I dig into my pockets
All my money is spent

305
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,259
So I dig deeper
But still coming up with lint

306
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,678
So I start my mission
Leave my residence

307
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,097
I'm thinking how can I get
Some dead presidents

308
00:19:54,568 --> 00:20:00,448
- Frank the Tank!
- Frank the Tank!

309
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:05,369
You know it! You know it!

310
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,710
A pen and a paper
A stereo, a tape

311
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:16,214
Of me and Warren G
And a big, fat plate of chicken wings

312
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,548
'Cause that's my favorite thing...

313
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,134
- You're that guy.
- What?

314
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,763
- Mitch-a-palooza, from the poster.
- Yeah, that's me.

315
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:26,224
This party is great. Nice work.

316
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,559
My friends put it on for me.

317
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:32,230
They're kind of re-releasing me
out into the wild.

318
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,565
What are you talking about?

319
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,025
Nothing. Sorry.

320
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,819
Got to have some thangs

321
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,405
- So what you need is some game
- Say what, say what

322
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,408
- To get your paper, man
- Say what, say what

323
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,452
- Oh, baby
- Yeah, yeah

324
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:48,621
In a world of paper, paper

325
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:52,416
Did somebody say make money, money
Make money, money, money

326
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,460
Make money, money
Make money, money, money

327
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:57,255
Say, make money, money
Make money, money, money

328
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,632
Make money, money
Make money, money, money

329
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:00,967
Take money, money...

330
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,177
We're going streaking!

331
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,601
I'm sorry.

332
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:15,398
We're going streaking through the quad
and into the gymnasium.

333
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,732
Come on, everybody!

334
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,567
Come on, Snoop!

335
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,195
Snoop-a-loop! Snoop...

336
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,781
No, it's cool. I'm cool.

337
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:25,866
Bring your green hat.

338
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,202
Come on, everybody, we're going!

339
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,620
Here we go!

340
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,790
Man, man. Man, put the music back on.

341
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,543
Let's get the party back cracking up.

342
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:41,299
Come on! We're streaking. Come on!

343
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,093
Come on!
Come on, everybody, come on!

344
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:50,224
We're streaking! We're streaking!

345
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:53,978
Come on!

346
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:58,482
- Tell her!
- Marissa, I totally forgot.

347
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:02,820
It's a little belated, but we got you
the perfect wedding present.

348
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:05,489
I told you,
you don't have to get me anything.

349
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,284
Our friend Ashley
had this guy come over

350
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,328
and teach a blow job class.

351
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,830
- It was incredible.
- A class?

352
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,833
And he's really good,
so we had to book him way in advance.

353
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,335
Why should I go to a class?

354
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,086
Bernard should be the one
going to class.

355
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,088
The man is orally challenged.

356
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:24,216
Wait a second, is that guy...

357
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,386
Oh, my God.

358
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,890
That's disgusting!

359
00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:33,893
Why am I looking at that?

360
00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,562
Why are you slowing down?

361
00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:38,689
Just drive. Go.

362
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,650
Frank?

363
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,444
No way.

364
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:46,739
Frank!

365
00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:50,034
Hey, honey. Hey.

366
00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:52,036
What the hell are you doing?

367
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,245
We're streaking.

368
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:57,083
We're going up through the quad
to the gymnasium.

369
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,001
Who's streaking?

370
00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,295
There's more coming.

371
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,506
Frank, get in the car.

372
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:05,549
- Everybody's doing it.
- Now!

373
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,759
Okay.

374
00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,058
Scooch over.

375
00:23:17,687 --> 00:23:19,146
Oh. Hey.

376
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,649
Hey, ladies.

377
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:23,317
Hey, Frank.

378
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,986
Looks like it's a little cold out there,
huh?

379
00:23:28,031 --> 00:23:29,573
Please, guys.

380
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,827
Honey, do you think KFC is still open?

381
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,385
Oh.

382
00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:51,637
Oh, shit.

383
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:56,392
Good morning.

384
00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,854
Now, that was a party.

385
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:05,943
Since when are you so shy?

386
00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:07,653
No, I'm not. I just...

387
00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:11,031
Did I snore last night?
Sometimes I snore when I'm drunk.

388
00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,702
I don't remember.

389
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:16,745
I don't think so.

390
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,876
Listen, about last night.

391
00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:26,630
I just got out of a very serious
and traumatic relationship.

392
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,926
I'm kind of in a weird place right now.

393
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,928
What?

394
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:35,723
Relax, Rich, it's not a big deal.

395
00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:39,393
Mitch, with an "M."

396
00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:42,438
Right. Look...

397
00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:45,274
Whatever.
We were just having a little fun.

398
00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:47,818
You have nothing to worry about.

399
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,195
No.

400
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,614
Yeah, you're right. I'm okay with it.

401
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:56,911
- It's casual. I was just...
- I got to go to class, so...

402
00:24:56,995 --> 00:25:00,164
So, how do we do this? Shall I...

403
00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,166
You want to leave me your number?

404
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,919
- You don't even have to worry about it.
- Okay.

405
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,591
See you around.

406
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,595
Bye.

407
00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:17,765
I love you.

408
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,434
At Speaker City,
we're slashing prices on everything

409
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,354
from DVD players, to camcorders,
and everything in between.

410
00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:26,440
Our courteous staff will educate you
on a wide selection

411
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,318
of state-of-the-art home theater
equipment and accessories.

412
00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:32,029
Show us a competitor's price.
We'll beat it.

413
00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:35,866
If we can't beat it, I'll give you the keys
to the store. Literally.

414
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,076
Figuratively, I mean.

415
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,496
The only thing that sounds better than
our speakers are our prices!

416
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,830
Hi, silly kid.

417
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:46,001
What do you think? Honestly.
Shoot me straight.

418
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:47,211
Really good.

419
00:25:47,295 --> 00:25:49,547
- You look great.
- Really?

420
00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:53,384
- Yeah.
- God, I went a little bit...

421
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:55,719
- Got crazy last night.
- Yeah.

422
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:58,931
I still haven't heard from Frank.
I'm worried.

423
00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:00,182
Hello?

424
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,395
Come on in.

425
00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:06,897
Is this one of your guys here?

426
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:10,317
- Three fire hazards over here.
- What are you doing?

427
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:16,991
Cheese, is that you?

428
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:21,745
Hello, Mitch, Bernard.
See you guys haven't changed much.

429
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:22,830
Who is this?

430
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:25,249
Remember Cheese,
Rodney's kid brother?

431
00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:27,084
Actually,
my name isn't Cheese anymore.

432
00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:28,294
It's Gordon Pritchard.

433
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:30,129
Oh, yeah.

434
00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,214
Cheese.

435
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,758
Didn't we lock you in a dumpster once?

436
00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,594
I got out.

437
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:39,346
Cool, man. I'm glad you did.

438
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:44,101
- You had a good time last night?
- Yeah.

439
00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:47,688
There might be some whippits
lying around if you want them.

440
00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:50,274
- No, thanks. I'm working.
- Working what?

441
00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,359
Campus patrol?

442
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,695
- Try again.
- You a Jehovah's Witness?

443
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:58,949
I'm the dean. Dean Pritchard. Yeah.

444
00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:02,036
And as of this morning,
this house has been rezoned.

445
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:06,415
It is now exclusively
for campus use only.

446
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,709
What are you talking about?
You can't do that.

447
00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:11,712
I've already paid
the first and last month's rent.

448
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:13,797
Look at that.

449
00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,507
You have a week
to vacate the premises,

450
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,551
and I thank you for your cooperation.

451
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,886
Great.

452
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,138
- Can I ask you a question?
- Absolutely not.

453
00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:24,558
It's been good seeing you.
It looks like you're doing great.

454
00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:39,156
Frank, this is a safe place.

455
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,951
It's a place where we can feel free
sharing our feelings.

456
00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:47,498
Think of my office as a nest
in a tree of trust and understanding.

457
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:49,667
We can say anything here.

458
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,043
Anything?

459
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,297
It's okay, honey. That's why we came.

460
00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:04,598
Well, I guess I...
Deep down I'm feeling a little confused.

461
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,519
I mean, suddenly you get married

462
00:28:08,603 --> 00:28:10,938
and you're supposed to be
this entirely different guy.

463
00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:13,357
I don't feel different.

464
00:28:13,441 --> 00:28:15,943
Take yesterday, for example.

465
00:28:16,027 --> 00:28:20,114
We were out at the Olive Garden
for dinner, which was lovely.

466
00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:23,659
And I happened to look over
during the meal

467
00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:26,829
and see a waitress taking an order,

468
00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:31,917
and I found myself wondering
what color her underpants might be.

469
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:34,628
Her panties.

470
00:28:37,298 --> 00:28:41,844
Odds are they're probably basic white,
cotton underpants.

471
00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:46,640
But I started thinking,
"Well, maybe they're silk panties.

472
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,392
"Maybe it's a thong.

473
00:28:48,476 --> 00:28:53,897
"Maybe it's something really cool
that I don't even know about."

474
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:56,900
You know? And I started feeling...

475
00:28:58,111 --> 00:28:59,570
What?

476
00:28:59,654 --> 00:29:01,905
I thought we were in the trust tree,
in the nest.

477
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:05,325
- Are we not?
- We are. It's okay.

478
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:09,580
It's okay. Please continue.

479
00:29:10,206 --> 00:29:12,666
I don't know where I was going with that.

480
00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:18,255
I guess what I'm trying to say
is that now that I'm married,

481
00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:22,092
I'm definitely feeling
a little freaked out about the fact

482
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:27,806
that I'm gonna have sex
with only one person

483
00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,975
for the rest of my life.

484
00:29:31,519 --> 00:29:34,563
Walsh tells me
your San Diego trip was a blast!

485
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:37,483
- Yeah.
- How was Hooters?

486
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:39,985
I actually didn't go to Hooters.

487
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:41,862
Yeah, right.

488
00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:44,198
- Skittles?
- No, thanks.

489
00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:46,658
Listen. I got a call from Manetti.

490
00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:50,829
He tells me that your Sunshine Square
proposal is totally fucked.

491
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:52,539
What's wrong with it?

492
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:56,251
For one thing, it violates the zoning
restrictions set forth

493
00:29:56,336 --> 00:29:59,630
in the National Historical
Preservation Act of 1966.

494
00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:02,216
Most notably, clause four.

495
00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:03,967
Shall I continue?

496
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:06,386
- I'm familiar with that item...
- Honey.

497
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:08,639
- Dad, am I interrupting?
- No, come in.

498
00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:10,224
- Hi.
- Hey.

499
00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:14,436
I don't think you've met my daughter.
Darcie, this is Mitch Martin.

500
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:19,191
- Nice to meet you, Mitch.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

501
00:30:19,692 --> 00:30:23,612
- How was the slumber party?
- Great. Movies and popcorn.

502
00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:25,948
She's an angel.

503
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,659
It makes me sound old,

504
00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:30,494
but I can't believe
how fast she's growing up.

505
00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:33,455
- Dad, stop.
- I'm sorry, but it's true.

506
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:37,417
To think that in just seven months
you'll be graduating from high school.

507
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,589
You okay?

508
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:47,052
- I thought you said high school.
- Yeah. Shocking, isn't it?

509
00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:49,596
Yes, it is.

510
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,306
I'm sorry.

511
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,274
Give me a break.

512
00:31:00,483 --> 00:31:01,859
Hey, Mitch.

513
00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:08,907
Hey, man. Did you have a good day?

514
00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:10,784
Not too bad.

515
00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,662
What's going on?

516
00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:16,206
I thought maybe
I could crash here tonight,

517
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:17,708
if that's all right.

518
00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:20,627
Marissa is going through
some personal stuff.

519
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:26,592
Personal stuff like you running through
the neighborhood drunk and naked?

520
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:30,304
That and some other stuff.

521
00:31:32,181 --> 00:31:35,183
- No problem. Make yourself at home.
- Thanks.

522
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,813
Gentlemen, we're discussing
a brand-new way to look at a fraternity.

523
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:45,235
In other words, forget the normal rules
that apply to college and society,

524
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,030
because this is a very big idea,
my friends.

525
00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:52,242
We are talking about a non-exclusive,
egalitarian brotherhood

526
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:55,203
where community status
and more importantly, age,

527
00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:57,414
have no bearing whatsoever.

528
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,667
Yeah?
From the guy who probably won't get in.

529
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,128
- I go to school here.
- Okay.

530
00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:08,008
I was curious, what association
will you have with the actual university?

531
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:09,760
- Who are these people?
- I don't know.

532
00:32:09,844 --> 00:32:13,221
Legally speaking,
there will be a loose affiliation,

533
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:16,683
but we will give nothing back
to the academic community.

534
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,353
As well as provide
no public service of any kind.

535
00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:20,729
This much I promise.

536
00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:23,023
What the hell is going on here?

537
00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:25,359
Guys, this is a very special occasion.

538
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:29,571
The Godfather himself has been kind
enough to grace us with his presence.

539
00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:30,781
The Godfather!

540
00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:33,992
This is his damn house.
He sleeps 20 feet away.

541
00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,830
We need to talk.

542
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:40,499
Kitchen.

543
00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:45,128
Sit good for me. I'm gonna talk
to Uncle Mitch for a second.

544
00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,421
There you go, buddy.

545
00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:48,298
How long have these people been here?

546
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:49,383
All day.

547
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:52,386
That party we had last night
has given us all kinds of street cred.

548
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:54,346
What are you talking about?

549
00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:57,557
This is called "rush."
We're officially starting a fraternity.

550
00:32:57,642 --> 00:33:01,228
- I like it. It's genius.
- You've got to be kidding me.

551
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,397
You heard Pritchard.
We're obligated to do this.

552
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:08,110
This house is zoned specifically
for social services and student housing.

553
00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:09,653
Fraternity solves both of those.

554
00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:12,322
But this is my house. I live here, Beanie.

555
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,534
I'm 30 years old.
None of us are enrolled in the college.

556
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:19,538
I understand that. You're focused
on all the wrong sort of details.

557
00:33:19,622 --> 00:33:22,332
Did you or did you not have a good time
at the party?

558
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:25,002
I had an awesome time.

559
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,920
I know you had an awesome time.

560
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,423
The entire town knows
you had an awesome time.

561
00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,925
I'm trying to ask Mitch
whether he had an awesome time.

562
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:33,802
- I had a good time.
- That's good.

563
00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:35,846
Wouldn't you want those good times
to keep going?

564
00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:38,515
- More good...
- God. I mean...

565
00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:39,850
I don't understand.

566
00:33:39,934 --> 00:33:42,185
I don't know why it's so hard
for you to admit you want this.

567
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:45,397
We got 40 guys that want this.
There must be a reason for it.

568
00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:47,983
I appreciate your enthusiasm.

569
00:33:48,067 --> 00:33:52,029
I know you guys are trying to help,
but the truth of the matter is

570
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:55,699
I've had a hell of a day,
an even worse month.

571
00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:59,703
And the fact is, I've got 40 strangers
out in my living room

572
00:33:59,787 --> 00:34:02,664
and all I want to do
is get some fucking sleep.

573
00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:07,002
So I'm sorry,
but we're not starting a fraternity.

574
00:34:07,086 --> 00:34:10,213
I don't know why you got to do it
in front of the kid, with the "effing."

575
00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,882
All you got to do
is say "earmuffs" to him.

576
00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:14,342
Then you can say "fuck, shit, bitch,"
whatever you want.

577
00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:15,469
Cock. Balls.

578
00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:18,764
I'm just proving a point.
You don't have to celebrate it, Frank.

579
00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:21,099
- Sorry.
- Take them off. Don't say sorry to me.

580
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:24,019
You let down Frank, you let down me,
you let down Max.

581
00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:26,229
And right about now,
I'm having a real hard time

582
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:29,858
trying to figure out why I take my time
to try to help you get over...

583
00:34:29,942 --> 00:34:32,444
Earmuffs. That whore that you dated.

584
00:34:32,528 --> 00:34:36,156
Wanna go out and see the other guys?
Uncle Mitch is sorry.

585
00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:40,535
Say yes. Yes.

586
00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:52,380
Here's the deal. Listen up!
All together, we've picked 14 pledges.

587
00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:54,966
Wait, who's this guy?

588
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,134
That's Blue.

589
00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:58,929
He's an old Navy vet
who hangs around my store.

590
00:34:59,013 --> 00:35:00,514
But don't worry. He's legit.

591
00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:03,183
He looks like he's 100 years old.
He wants to pledge?

592
00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:07,479
Are you kidding me? The Old Man River
won't shut up about it.

593
00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:09,481
Go time!

594
00:35:24,705 --> 00:35:27,290
Don't make this any harder on yourself!

595
00:35:39,887 --> 00:35:41,221
What's going on?

596
00:35:41,305 --> 00:35:43,640
You tell anyone about this,
I'll fucking kill you!

597
00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:46,143
I'm kidding. We'll have him back tonight.
Okay, sweetie?

598
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:47,519
Let's go!

599
00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:02,200
Come on, let's go. There we go, Blue.

600
00:36:12,086 --> 00:36:13,670
Congratulations, gentlemen.

601
00:36:13,754 --> 00:36:16,006
You should all be very proud
of yourselves.

602
00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:19,134
Each and every one of you
has been hand-picked

603
00:36:19,218 --> 00:36:23,263
to represent our inaugural pledge class.

604
00:36:23,347 --> 00:36:26,016
Over the next 21 days,

605
00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:32,355
you're all going to experience intense
mental and physical strain.

606
00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:36,526
Frank, just pace yourself.

607
00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:40,697
Copy that. Just got a little overexcited.
Sorry.

608
00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:45,368
At this point,
you may be asking yourself,

609
00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:49,956
"Why am I holding this
30-pound cinderblock in my hands?"

610
00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:54,878
You might also ask yourself,

611
00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:57,672
"Why does this cinderblock

612
00:36:57,757 --> 00:37:02,677
"have a long piece of string tied to it?"

613
00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:07,557
And finally,

614
00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:13,313
"Why's the other end of this string
tied securely to your penis?"

615
00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:18,526
And the answer, ladies, is trust.

616
00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:22,906
This is your first test.

617
00:37:23,699 --> 00:37:25,283
Spanish!

618
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,452
Do you trust we've provided you
with enough slack

619
00:37:27,536 --> 00:37:30,247
so your block will land safely
on the lawn?

620
00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:31,873
Sir, yes, sir.

621
00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:33,625
- And, Blue!
- Yes, sir?

622
00:37:33,709 --> 00:37:36,378
Do you trust that I do not
want to see you die tonight?

623
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:38,922
- Sir, yes, sir.
- You're my boy!

624
00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,507
Thank you, sir.

625
00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:44,010
About face.

626
00:37:47,556 --> 00:37:49,266
Step to the edge!

627
00:37:52,895 --> 00:37:56,022
Pledges, prepare to release!

628
00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,109
One,

629
00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:00,986
two,

630
00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,530
three, release!

631
00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:17,085
Wasn't meant to happen like that,
Weensie!

632
00:38:17,169 --> 00:38:19,713
Walk it off, big guy.
We're coming down.

633
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:24,467
One, two, three, four.

634
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,636
I've been laid more times than God

635
00:38:26,721 --> 00:38:28,805
Got six kids in Laung-Pau-Lad

636
00:38:28,889 --> 00:38:31,141
- Two, three, four!
- Two, three, four!

637
00:38:31,225 --> 00:38:33,268
- One, two, three, four.
- One, two, three, four.

638
00:38:33,352 --> 00:38:38,148
I don't know, but it's been said
One more lap and I'll be dead

639
00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:39,733
Faster!

640
00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:44,154
Jesus. Who are these people?

641
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,784
Patricia, get security to the south lawn.

642
00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:52,412
We have an illegal off-road vehicle
operating without a permit.

643
00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:54,581
They've already been called, sir.

644
00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:57,334
Call them again.

645
00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:06,718
It's been two weeks.
How are these guys still a fraternity?

646
00:39:06,802 --> 00:39:08,136
They're not a fraternity, sir.

647
00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:11,264
They've been approved for
temporary status by the student council.

648
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,475
Half these guys
don't even go to the school.

649
00:39:13,559 --> 00:39:15,685
You see the one guy? He's, like, 90.

650
00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:18,563
Technically, that doesn't matter.
They found a loophole.

651
00:39:18,647 --> 00:39:21,858
- A loophole?
- Yes. It's interesting, sir.

652
00:39:21,942 --> 00:39:24,944
As stupid as they appear,
they're actually very good at paperwork.

653
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:27,447
It's quite an anomaly.

654
00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:30,075
I'm sorry, is that funny?
Are you a stand-up comic?

655
00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:31,868
Is that what you do now?

656
00:39:34,955 --> 00:39:37,040
This is me leaving. This is me leaving.

657
00:39:48,844 --> 00:39:50,387
There he is.

658
00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:52,847
What's going on, brother?

659
00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:55,558
Nothing. Just making some copies.

660
00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:57,977
See you later.

661
00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:00,188
Hey, Mitch, hang on a second.

662
00:40:00,272 --> 00:40:03,400
I heard you guys
are starting up a fraternity.

663
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:06,986
- Who told you that?
- Nobody. Is it true?

664
00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,656
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Right.

665
00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:12,033
It sounds cool, man. I want in.

666
00:40:13,035 --> 00:40:16,162
Listen to me. There is no fraternity.

667
00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:18,581
I don't even know
what you're talking about.

668
00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:21,793
You listen to me. I need this, okay?

669
00:40:21,877 --> 00:40:25,964
My wife, my job, my kids.
Every day is exactly the same.

670
00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:28,425
I go golfing on Sundays.

671
00:40:28,509 --> 00:40:30,593
I hate golf.

672
00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:32,887
Don't blackball me, Mitch. Please.

673
00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:36,266
I am not blackballing you.
We work together, Walsh.

674
00:40:36,350 --> 00:40:40,270
And I don't want to mix work
with whatever it is I do at home.

675
00:40:40,354 --> 00:40:43,064
Trust me, you're not missing anything,
anyways.

676
00:40:43,149 --> 00:40:44,357
Really?

677
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,526
Heard you hooked up
with Goldberg's daughter.

678
00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:48,653
Oh. Sorry.

679
00:40:48,737 --> 00:40:50,071
Sorry.

680
00:40:50,865 --> 00:40:52,532
That is untrue!

681
00:40:57,037 --> 00:40:59,456
Mitch, all I'm saying is think about it,
okay?

682
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:00,874
Think about it!

683
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:03,126
Who cares if you work with the guy?

684
00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:05,837
I do. I have a career to worry about.

685
00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:07,172
You're killing me.

686
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:09,632
You really need to start embracing
this whole thing.

687
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:13,178
I don't think you appreciate everything
I've done for you.

688
00:41:13,262 --> 00:41:14,846
- For me?
- Yeah, for you.

689
00:41:14,930 --> 00:41:18,308
You think I like avoiding my wife and
kids to hang out with 19-year-old girls?

690
00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:19,976
- Yeah, I do.
- Well, I don't, man.

691
00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:22,437
- I'm doing this for you.
- Hello.

692
00:41:22,521 --> 00:41:25,607
Nicole, how's it going? Who's this?

693
00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:27,942
This is my daughter, Amanda. Say hi.

694
00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:30,403
Hi, Amanda.
You remember Nicole, right?

695
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:33,740
Yeah, we did a little chicken dancing
at the wedding, actually.

696
00:41:33,824 --> 00:41:35,992
- How you been?
- Fine, thanks.

697
00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:37,118
Good.

698
00:41:37,203 --> 00:41:40,079
I actually wanted to apologize to you
about the wedding.

699
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:41,873
I hope I didn't embarrass you.

700
00:41:41,957 --> 00:41:44,918
It's okay.
You just embarrassed yourself.

701
00:41:45,002 --> 00:41:48,922
- I brought you a housewarming gift.
- That is really nice.

702
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:52,258
It's just a CD holder for your desk.
I thought it was...

703
00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:54,928
That thing's a piece of crap. Awful.

704
00:41:56,388 --> 00:41:59,474
- I stopped selling it months ago.
- Please, Beanie.

705
00:41:59,558 --> 00:42:00,808
- Thanks.
- A lot of complaints.

706
00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:02,769
But it's a nice gesture.

707
00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:04,812
Hey, Godfather!

708
00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:07,106
- What's up?
- You the man, dog!

709
00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:08,858
See you around, homey!

710
00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:10,944
Did that guy just call you the Godfather?

711
00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:13,863
Must be joking around or something.

712
00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:15,240
Where are you guys living now?

713
00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:18,535
We're staying with my dad for a while,
until I find something better.

714
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,578
The move's been rough on Amanda.

715
00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:25,083
My son Max is turning six on Sunday.
We're having a birthday party for him.

716
00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:27,460
Just, like, petting zoo and clowns.

717
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,587
But you guys are welcome to come.

718
00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:32,131
That's a great idea. You should come.

719
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:35,510
What do you guys like better?
Nurse or cheerleader?

720
00:42:37,471 --> 00:42:38,930
Hi, Nicole.

721
00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:40,807
Hi, Frank.

722
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:43,560
It's a nice doll you have there.

723
00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:45,645
Yeah, thanks. She's okay.

724
00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:48,982
Did you have fun at the wedding?

725
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:50,817
Yeah, it was fun.

726
00:42:52,319 --> 00:42:54,779
I'm just staying here for right now.

727
00:42:55,030 --> 00:42:58,658
- Anyways, we'll see you Sunday.
- Sunday, right. Okay.

728
00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:01,202
- Bye. Say bye.
- Bye.

729
00:43:02,204 --> 00:43:03,288
Bye.

730
00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:12,338
- Hi, you've reached Marissa.
- And Frank!

731
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:14,757
We're not here. Leave us a message.

732
00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:16,509
Hey, honey, it's me.

733
00:43:17,177 --> 00:43:20,096
Listen, just was calling to check in.

734
00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:24,183
I been kind of busy lately.
A lot of paperwork, stuff like that.

735
00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:25,268
Damn it.

736
00:43:25,352 --> 00:43:29,689
If you are satisfied, press "1."
To rerecord, press "2."

737
00:43:30,649 --> 00:43:33,610
Hey, Marissa, it's me. Listen.

738
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:36,279
Gonna be in the neighborhood
a little bit later.

739
00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:39,907
Didn't know if you wanted to get
together for frozen yogurt sometime,

740
00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:42,285
or maybe even a whole meal of food.

741
00:43:42,369 --> 00:43:44,871
If that'd be agreeable... Stupid.

742
00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:49,125
If you are satisfied, press "1."
To rerecord, press "2."

743
00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:52,712
Hey, Marissa, it's Frank Ricard...

744
00:43:54,256 --> 00:43:55,465
Okay, ladies.

745
00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:58,551
The secret to a good B.J. Is focus.

746
00:43:58,636 --> 00:44:01,137
I don't care if it's your husband
of 10 years

747
00:44:01,221 --> 00:44:05,642
or some hot sailor you met
at T.G.I. Friday's a couple months ago.

748
00:44:06,393 --> 00:44:07,518
Who never did call me back.

749
00:44:07,603 --> 00:44:10,772
But did leave me
with a little something called "herpes."

750
00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:13,399
Which I then gave to the dog.

751
00:44:14,693 --> 00:44:17,070
But that's neither here nor there.

752
00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:18,738
Grab your vegetables.

753
00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:28,289
Who's hungry? Who's hungry?

754
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,291
Come on. Is this guy for real?

755
00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:33,795
Yeah, he's fine. He's the best there is.

756
00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:36,631
Ladies, our thumbs are down,
our wrists are flexed,

757
00:44:36,715 --> 00:44:39,467
and we're positioning ourselves
for insertion.

758
00:44:41,970 --> 00:44:43,805
Ready? Do it.

759
00:44:48,185 --> 00:44:49,602
Good, Marissa.
You can use a little teeth,

760
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:51,938
but you don't want to be a biter.

761
00:44:54,441 --> 00:44:56,067
You're gonna do the work, ladies.

762
00:44:56,151 --> 00:44:59,112
These carrots
won't ejaculate themselves.

763
00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:02,615
Get into it. Very good.

764
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,744
Good. Good. Not so good.

765
00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:10,164
Please, you're not Romulus
sucking on the teats of the mother wolf.

766
00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:12,041
If you know your Greek mythology.

767
00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:13,793
We are giving head,

768
00:45:13,877 --> 00:45:16,462
not breast-feeding
from a mythological beast.

769
00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:19,465
Funny?

770
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:22,176
You won't be laughing when somebody
prematurely pops in your face.

771
00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:25,930
It stings
and that is now why I have a lazy eye.

772
00:45:26,014 --> 00:45:28,725
Thank you. Please continue.

773
00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:30,351
Up and in.

774
00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:34,063
And mind the stepchildren.

775
00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:36,107
Mind the stepchildren.

776
00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:57,128
Marissa, come on. That's it.

777
00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:03,760
I like what I see.
Don't be afraid to arch it.

778
00:46:05,804 --> 00:46:08,514
Marissa, come on. That's it.

779
00:46:11,351 --> 00:46:14,604
Everybody can learn from Marissa.
I'm gonna take a quick five.

780
00:46:14,688 --> 00:46:16,397
You guys continue.

781
00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:18,900
Good one!

782
00:46:18,984 --> 00:46:20,818
Nice work, Marissa.

783
00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:24,113
Way to give 110%.

784
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:27,450
When I get back there,
I'm gonna show you something I call

785
00:46:27,534 --> 00:46:29,744
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis."

786
00:46:31,246 --> 00:46:32,371
Did you see that movie?

787
00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:36,042
I really like it
'cause of the flying and the magic.

788
00:46:37,836 --> 00:46:39,504
Bastard!

789
00:46:39,588 --> 00:46:42,006
Someone just made a bad mistake!

790
00:46:50,849 --> 00:46:54,060
Jesus Christ, Frank!
What the hell are you doing here?

791
00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:55,645
You know this person?

792
00:46:55,729 --> 00:46:58,064
I am so sorry. Are you hurt?

793
00:46:58,148 --> 00:46:59,816
Yes, I'm hurt.

794
00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:08,115
Bob's not here. They're on the rocks.

795
00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:14,121
You've outdone yourself once again.

796
00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:17,166
It's nice, right?
Spanish, what the hell are you doing?

797
00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:19,836
I'm just getting some water.
This suit is crazy hot.

798
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:23,422
Put your head on. Are you nuts?
That can be very traumatic for kids.

799
00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:26,008
- I'm sorry.
- Don't "sorry" me.

800
00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:28,511
Shake the tail when you walk.
You're better than that.

801
00:47:28,595 --> 00:47:29,929
Take it easy.

802
00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:31,848
You don't see me
breaking the fourth wall.

803
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,641
- Hi, guys.
- Hey.

804
00:47:33,725 --> 00:47:35,685
- Nice costume.
- Thanks a lot.

805
00:47:35,769 --> 00:47:37,854
- This is a great party.
- When'd you get here?

806
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:40,898
Just a few minutes ago.
This is my boyfriend, Mark.

807
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:44,735
Flew over from Colorado yesterday.
This is Mitch and Beanie.

808
00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:46,028
How's it hanging, boys?

809
00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:47,530
Pleasure.

810
00:47:47,614 --> 00:47:52,368
So listen, somebody told me
you guys are in a fraternity, is that right?

811
00:47:52,452 --> 00:47:54,871
- No.
- Is that true?

812
00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:59,500
Not really. I mean, no.
It's more kind of like a social club.

813
00:47:59,585 --> 00:48:02,169
We just watch football and hang out.

814
00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:04,714
Hang out and spank each other, I bet.

815
00:48:04,798 --> 00:48:06,549
It's not like that.
We don't take it too seriously...

816
00:48:06,633 --> 00:48:09,969
Blue! How come there's no ice
in my lemonade?

817
00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:13,806
- Sorry, sir!
- You drop down and you give me 10!

818
00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:17,393
Now! Let's go!

819
00:48:17,477 --> 00:48:18,561
It's Frank.

820
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:22,565
I'm gonna give you these.
It's my work phone. Call me.

821
00:48:22,649 --> 00:48:24,358
I own all six locations.

822
00:48:25,193 --> 00:48:26,819
Max wants to open up his gifts,

823
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:28,738
but I thought maybe one
would be all right?

824
00:48:28,822 --> 00:48:31,574
Come on in here, Maxy.
You guys mind giving me a minute?

825
00:48:31,658 --> 00:48:34,243
We'll talk surround sound later.
I'll cut you a deal.

826
00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:36,579
I'm not gonna hold you
over the coals for it.

827
00:48:36,663 --> 00:48:38,080
How you doing, bud?

828
00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:40,875
We can open Uncle Frank's,
but we got to wait for the others.

829
00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:43,920
I don't know who's more excited,
Frank or Max.

830
00:48:44,004 --> 00:48:46,756
Rip it up! Go at it there. What is it?

831
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,675
Could it be a space ship?
Let's see what we got!

832
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:52,428
Yeah!

833
00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:56,140
What do you think, Max?
It's got three speeds.

834
00:49:03,190 --> 00:49:04,523
Damn it.

835
00:49:08,737 --> 00:49:11,238
Excuse me. I'll have one of those.

836
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,742
I'm Mark. What's your name?

837
00:49:14,826 --> 00:49:16,535
- Tracy.
- Right.

838
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:20,164
Nice meeting you... Tracy.

839
00:49:20,582 --> 00:49:23,292
- Right on there.
- There we go.

840
00:49:23,543 --> 00:49:25,795
Okay,
you can go back out and play now.

841
00:49:25,879 --> 00:49:27,254
Come on.

842
00:49:27,339 --> 00:49:29,215
There. Take your doll.

843
00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:35,304
I think she likes you.
She ignores most people.

844
00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:37,223
I feel honored.

845
00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:43,479
So, Mark,
he seems like an interesting guy.

846
00:49:43,563 --> 00:49:45,147
He's harmless.

847
00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:48,693
- How long have you been together?
- Two years.

848
00:49:48,777 --> 00:49:52,530
I told him I had a crush on you in
high school and I think I got him jealous.

849
00:49:52,614 --> 00:49:54,615
You had a crush on me?

850
00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:57,702
You got to be kidding me.
I was obsessed with you.

851
00:49:57,786 --> 00:49:59,161
Not in a dangerous way.

852
00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:02,289
I just watched you a lot,
from a distance.

853
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,375
How come you never asked me out?

854
00:50:04,459 --> 00:50:07,044
You were pretty intimidating back then.

855
00:50:07,462 --> 00:50:11,841
You were always with older guys.
You had that Whitesnake jean jacket.

856
00:50:11,925 --> 00:50:15,052
You smoked Marlboro Reds.
You were way out of my league.

857
00:50:17,097 --> 00:50:19,765
I still have the Whitesnake jean jacket.

858
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,769
I'm still pretty intimidated by you.

859
00:50:30,235 --> 00:50:33,779
- You're bad.
- You're right. I am bad.

860
00:50:36,908 --> 00:50:38,784
Oh, jeez, I'm sorry...

861
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:41,037
- I guess we're not knocking?
- Excuse me.

862
00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,456
Excuse me, I've got to get back to work.

863
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:46,208
Just returning these Band-Aids.

864
00:50:47,586 --> 00:50:50,046
What are you gonna do? Tell on me?

865
00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:53,174
You know you can't, buddy.
It's guy code. Okay?

866
00:50:53,967 --> 00:50:57,636
Guys don't tell on other guys.
That's something chicks do.

867
00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:03,225
You're not a chick, are you?

868
00:51:05,937 --> 00:51:07,271
All right.

869
00:51:08,148 --> 00:51:10,274
Good talk. I'll see you out there.

870
00:51:18,492 --> 00:51:20,326
Hey there, buddy.

871
00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:22,161
Need a friend?

872
00:51:22,662 --> 00:51:24,330
Yeah, me, too.

873
00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:28,834
Hey.

874
00:51:37,636 --> 00:51:38,803
Wow.

875
00:51:39,513 --> 00:51:42,348
- She's a beauty, ain't she?
- Yeah.

876
00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:44,475
What kind of gun is this?

877
00:51:44,559 --> 00:51:46,685
That's a tranquillizer gun.

878
00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:50,106
If any of these little fuckers
decide to freak out on the kids,

879
00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:52,233
I get to take them down.

880
00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:54,902
Ain't that right, mother? What?

881
00:51:54,986 --> 00:51:57,071
That's what I thought. Shut up.

882
00:51:57,864 --> 00:52:00,282
Hey, be careful with that.

883
00:52:00,367 --> 00:52:02,868
That's the most powerful tranq gun
on the market.

884
00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:04,328
Got her in Mexico.

885
00:52:04,412 --> 00:52:06,288
- Cool.
- Yeah, it is cool.

886
00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:09,500
They say it could puncture
the skin of a rhino from a...

887
00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:13,587
Oh!

888
00:52:17,384 --> 00:52:18,425
Yes!

889
00:52:19,010 --> 00:52:20,678
That's awesome.

890
00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:22,471
What?

891
00:52:22,848 --> 00:52:25,432
You just took one in the jugular, man!

892
00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:29,061
Whoa.

893
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:30,229
Yes!

894
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:33,566
Oh, my God.

895
00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:37,069
Oh, my God, I did. Is this bad?

896
00:52:37,737 --> 00:52:38,863
Is this bad?

897
00:52:38,947 --> 00:52:41,657
Pull that out. That shit is not cool.

898
00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:48,581
Wait. Wait. Pull what out?

899
00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:52,168
The dart, man.
You got a fucking dart in your neck.

900
00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:57,756
You're... You're crazy, man.

901
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,718
You're crazy.

902
00:53:00,802 --> 00:53:02,344
I like you.

903
00:53:02,929 --> 00:53:04,597
But you're crazy.

904
00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:07,600
I feel tired.

905
00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:10,853
Look who's coming.
The spaceman's coming.

906
00:53:15,108 --> 00:53:18,903
Happy birthday to you

907
00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:28,621
Happy birthday dear...

908
00:53:31,249 --> 00:53:35,794
Help me, Mommy!

909
00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:19,838
This is the most beautiful day.

910
00:54:20,882 --> 00:54:22,091
Yes.

911
00:54:23,009 --> 00:54:24,843
It really is.

912
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:34,270
I've missed you, Frank.

913
00:54:34,354 --> 00:54:36,605
I'm so glad you're back.

914
00:54:37,357 --> 00:54:39,566
I've missed you, too, honey.

915
00:54:40,735 --> 00:54:42,528
You look gorgeous.

916
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:45,656
You're sweet.

917
00:54:57,460 --> 00:54:59,962
He just French kissed me!

918
00:55:01,006 --> 00:55:02,381
Shit!

919
00:55:05,385 --> 00:55:06,510
This better work.

920
00:55:06,594 --> 00:55:08,429
The board members
are beginning to ask questions

921
00:55:08,513 --> 00:55:10,931
about this "civilian fraternity."

922
00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:13,183
Don't worry, it'll work.

923
00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:18,147
Here she comes.
Her name is Megan Huang.

924
00:55:18,231 --> 00:55:19,565
She's student council president,

925
00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:23,152
prelaw, star of the tennis team,
a very promising young woman.

926
00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:25,654
A young woman with a lot to lose.

927
00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:27,698
- Megan, hello.
- Hi.

928
00:55:27,782 --> 00:55:29,241
Have a seat.

929
00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:37,583
I'm sure you know Dean Pritchard.

930
00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:39,043
Don't turn around.

931
00:55:42,380 --> 00:55:45,758
Megan,
this little fraternity over on Brooke Street

932
00:55:45,842 --> 00:55:49,595
has become quite an inconvenience
for us, okay?

933
00:55:49,679 --> 00:55:54,350
And as student body president,
you approved their temporary status.

934
00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:58,020
Unfortunately,
you alone have the ability to revoke it.

935
00:55:58,104 --> 00:56:00,689
So we're gonna need you to go ahead
and do that.

936
00:56:00,774 --> 00:56:03,901
Revoke it? Why?
Everybody loves those guys.

937
00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:07,946
They throw the sickest parties.
I met my boyfriend at their casino night.

938
00:56:09,115 --> 00:56:10,199
That's great.

939
00:56:10,283 --> 00:56:13,702
It says here you are applying
to Columbia Law School.

940
00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:16,538
Wow, that's a tough school to get into.

941
00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:21,251
You know, Dean Pritchard has
some serious connections at Columbia.

942
00:56:21,336 --> 00:56:23,003
Are you bribing me?

943
00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:24,296
Hey.

944
00:56:25,965 --> 00:56:28,175
Don't make life harder on yourself,
Chang.

945
00:56:28,259 --> 00:56:29,635
It's Huang.

946
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,263
Whatever.
How's the tennis season going?

947
00:56:34,182 --> 00:56:37,810
I made some minor changes,
but overall, it's okay.

948
00:56:37,894 --> 00:56:40,604
- It's a pretty standard lease.
- Great.

949
00:56:40,688 --> 00:56:44,733
Thank you for taking a look at it for me.
This stuff always confuses me.

950
00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:46,402
Anytime.

951
00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:49,947
So you and Mark
are moving in together?

952
00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:54,493
Yeah.
Well, financially it makes sense, so...

953
00:56:55,161 --> 00:57:02,167
You know, there's something
I think you should know about Mark.

954
00:57:02,877 --> 00:57:04,253
What is it?

955
00:57:04,504 --> 00:57:05,671
Well...

956
00:57:09,801 --> 00:57:12,261
Relationships are a lot of work.

957
00:57:12,345 --> 00:57:15,264
And, I guess what I'm saying is...

958
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:21,770
Good luck.

959
00:57:22,605 --> 00:57:24,982
Oh. Okay. Well, thank you.

960
00:57:25,483 --> 00:57:27,609
Yeah. Listen,

961
00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:32,197
I was thinking maybe sometime we
could get some dinner or something.

962
00:57:32,323 --> 00:57:33,740
- Yeah.
- If that's okay with you.

963
00:57:33,825 --> 00:57:35,826
- I'd like that.
- Yeah.

964
00:57:35,910 --> 00:57:38,620
Of course, leave it to me to wait

965
00:57:38,705 --> 00:57:41,999
until you've got a boyfriend
to finally ask you out.

966
00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:44,501
- Timing was never your thing.
- No.

967
00:57:47,547 --> 00:57:49,882
- Okay, so thank you.
- Yeah.

968
00:57:51,217 --> 00:57:54,178
- And call me about dinner.
- I will.

969
00:57:54,262 --> 00:57:56,305
Excuse me, sir!

970
00:57:56,389 --> 00:57:57,681
We have a situation, sir!

971
00:57:57,765 --> 00:58:00,309
What are you guys doing here?
I said never at work.

972
00:58:00,393 --> 00:58:01,727
But it's an emergency.

973
00:58:01,811 --> 00:58:04,062
We can only buy K-Y Jelly
in the 4-ounce tubes.

974
00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:06,982
Industrial size cans will take up to
three to four business days,

975
00:58:07,066 --> 00:58:08,984
so we're screwed.

976
00:58:09,068 --> 00:58:10,319
What's all that for?

977
00:58:10,403 --> 00:58:12,237
It's Blue's birthday.
We're having a K-Y wrestling match.

978
00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:15,657
You know what?
Can we talk about this later, please?

979
00:58:19,996 --> 00:58:23,040
I'm born again, baby!

980
00:58:31,424 --> 00:58:34,176
Yeah! Yeah!

981
00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:37,679
This doesn't seem fair! I'm on a roll!

982
00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:52,736
Rip his head off!

983
00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:06,917
I like your room.

984
00:59:07,293 --> 00:59:08,293
Thanks a lot.

985
00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:10,879
It's kind of a home
away from home for me.

986
00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:13,215
All the posters are mine.

987
00:59:13,299 --> 00:59:16,468
I don't usually like fraternity guys.
They're such losers.

988
00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:20,514
But you're, like, mature.

989
00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:22,558
Mature?

990
00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:23,934
Yeah.

991
00:59:24,018 --> 00:59:27,437
So where do you sleep, anyway?

992
00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:30,232
Usually, I sleep at home.

993
00:59:30,316 --> 00:59:32,859
Sometimes I do crash here.

994
00:59:32,944 --> 00:59:35,696
This is a futon, actually.
It pulls out, you know.

995
00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:37,406
Boy, I didn't realize.

996
00:59:38,366 --> 00:59:40,075
Can I see it?

997
00:59:40,660 --> 00:59:43,161
- The futon?
- Yeah.

998
00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:48,000
Wow.

999
00:59:50,628 --> 00:59:52,504
Amy, I'm sorry.

1000
00:59:53,006 --> 00:59:56,425
I'm married. And I can't do this.

1001
00:59:56,509 --> 01:00:00,804
- I don't want this to get weird, but...
- Right. I see.

1002
01:00:01,681 --> 01:00:04,308
But why don't you
leave me your number?

1003
01:00:04,392 --> 01:00:07,853
This way, if something happens
to my wife, I can give you a call.

1004
01:00:07,937 --> 01:00:10,772
- I don't think so.
- Okay, that was a bad idea.

1005
01:00:12,984 --> 01:00:16,695
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to tonight's main event!

1006
01:00:18,948 --> 01:00:20,365
Yeah!

1007
01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:25,078
In this corner,
weighing in at 110 pounds,

1008
01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:28,123
and pushing 89 years of age,

1009
01:00:28,207 --> 01:00:31,293
the recent recipient
of a brand-new plastic hip,

1010
01:00:31,377 --> 01:00:33,712
Joseph "Blue" Palasky!

1011
01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:42,638
And in the opposite corner,
with a combined weight of 210 pounds,

1012
01:00:42,722 --> 01:00:45,349
hailing from Hayden dormitory,

1013
01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:47,684
Jenny and Jeanie!

1014
01:00:53,441 --> 01:00:56,193
Fighters, are you ready?

1015
01:00:57,570 --> 01:01:00,864
Hey, Blue,
you sure you're okay with this?

1016
01:01:00,948 --> 01:01:03,492
Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.

1017
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,244
Let's get it on!

1018
01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:15,170
- Come on.
- Come on, grandpa, let's go.

1019
01:01:15,254 --> 01:01:17,172
Let's go, birthday boy!

1020
01:01:17,256 --> 01:01:19,508
What's the matter, you scared?

1021
01:01:20,093 --> 01:01:21,301
Hello?

1022
01:01:37,151 --> 01:01:41,321
I close my eyes

1023
01:01:42,573 --> 01:01:46,535
Only for a moment
and the moment's gone

1024
01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:51,540
All my dreams

1025
01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:56,628
Pass before my eyes in curiosity

1026
01:01:58,214 --> 01:02:00,632
Dust in the wind

1027
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:04,511
Looks like we better put
the K-Y wrestling on hold for a while.

1028
01:02:04,595 --> 01:02:06,638
Good idea.

1029
01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:10,726
Please don't beat yourself up
over this thing. It's not your fault.

1030
01:02:10,810 --> 01:02:12,978
Damn it, Blue was old.

1031
01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:15,731
That's what old people do. They die.

1032
01:02:16,441 --> 01:02:17,899
I'm sorry.

1033
01:02:18,192 --> 01:02:24,823
All we are is dust in the wind

1034
01:02:31,456 --> 01:02:33,123
You're my boy, Blue!

1035
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,709
You're my boy.

1036
01:02:39,380 --> 01:02:41,798
It's been a weird month, huh?

1037
01:02:41,883 --> 01:02:43,425
Yeah.

1038
01:02:44,886 --> 01:02:48,638
Listen, I'm sorry
I didn't call you on your birthday.

1039
01:02:48,723 --> 01:02:50,640
My birthday, what do you mean?

1040
01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:52,309
Yeah, last Thursday.

1041
01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:56,521
You forgot your birthday, didn't you,
Frank?

1042
01:02:56,606 --> 01:02:58,565
I'm such an idiot.

1043
01:03:00,151 --> 01:03:04,571
- What have you been doing?
- I've been keeping busy.

1044
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:10,410
I... Tried to join a new gym.

1045
01:03:11,204 --> 01:03:13,038
That was one thing.

1046
01:03:13,664 --> 01:03:17,501
And there's other stuff.
I can't remember, but keeping busy.

1047
01:03:17,585 --> 01:03:21,463
You know, I've missed you. You know?

1048
01:03:21,547 --> 01:03:23,089
I want you to know that.

1049
01:03:23,174 --> 01:03:26,843
I was even thinking maybe tonight we
could get together back at home, and...

1050
01:03:26,928 --> 01:03:29,638
I don't know,
maybe put on the Sisqó CD...

1051
01:03:29,722 --> 01:03:32,849
I don't think that's such a good idea.

1052
01:03:32,934 --> 01:03:34,810
Really? You don't?

1053
01:03:35,436 --> 01:03:36,895
I don't know.

1054
01:03:37,897 --> 01:03:40,524
Maybe we rushed into this, you know?

1055
01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:45,153
I mean, it just doesn't feel right,
does it?

1056
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,740
Being married?

1057
01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:52,452
What do you mean?

1058
01:03:53,579 --> 01:03:56,414
I mean, I think we should get a divorce.

1059
01:03:58,334 --> 01:04:00,210
Like a real divorce?

1060
01:04:01,295 --> 01:04:02,587
Yeah.

1061
01:04:03,130 --> 01:04:04,422
Gotcha.

1062
01:04:06,008 --> 01:04:07,801
Okay, well...

1063
01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:13,265
- I'm sorry.
- No. Actually, I got to run.

1064
01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:18,395
But if I don't talk to you,

1065
01:04:18,479 --> 01:04:21,106
keep on, keep trucking, you know?

1066
01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:25,986
Okay, good stuff.

1067
01:04:37,832 --> 01:04:40,041
Well, what do you think?

1068
01:04:40,585 --> 01:04:42,502
Yeah, it's okay.

1069
01:04:42,587 --> 01:04:44,379
- Just okay?
- Yeah.

1070
01:04:45,756 --> 01:04:49,885
I had Mitch look at the lease.
He thinks it sounds like a good deal.

1071
01:04:49,969 --> 01:04:52,596
You had Mitch look at the lease?
When?

1072
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,098
Last week, I stopped by his office.

1073
01:04:55,182 --> 01:04:57,309
- Oh, God.
- What?

1074
01:04:58,269 --> 01:05:00,395
I don't know.

1075
01:05:00,479 --> 01:05:02,439
I'm not so sure about that guy.

1076
01:05:02,523 --> 01:05:04,649
Mitch? Why? He's so sweet.

1077
01:05:05,651 --> 01:05:08,862
Something I saw last week,
at the birthday party.

1078
01:05:08,946 --> 01:05:12,991
- What did you see?
- I didn't want to get into this, but...

1079
01:05:13,659 --> 01:05:17,621
I walked in on him, and he was
harassing one of the caterers.

1080
01:05:17,705 --> 01:05:19,164
A young girl.

1081
01:05:19,498 --> 01:05:21,082
- Really?
- Yeah.

1082
01:05:21,167 --> 01:05:24,753
He was being aggressive
and grabbing her. It was disgusting.

1083
01:05:25,713 --> 01:05:27,881
I know he's your friend.

1084
01:05:28,507 --> 01:05:30,717
- Hello?
- Hey, it's Mitch.

1085
01:05:30,801 --> 01:05:32,177
Hi, Mitch.

1086
01:05:32,261 --> 01:05:35,597
I was thinking, if you're not too busy,

1087
01:05:35,723 --> 01:05:37,349
maybe I'd take you up
on that cup of coffee.

1088
01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:41,186
- Now's not really a good time.
- Look.

1089
01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:46,274
I'm really sorry about the other day.
I want the chance to explain everything.

1090
01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:49,027
- I don't think so.
- It's...

1091
01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:54,240
It's been kind of a tough day,
and it'd really mean a lot.

1092
01:05:58,245 --> 01:06:00,914
Listen, there are a few things
I wanted to clear up

1093
01:06:00,998 --> 01:06:05,627
because I get the feeling you have
an entirely distorted view of who I am.

1094
01:06:05,711 --> 01:06:08,296
Really?
What would ever give you that idea?

1095
01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:11,216
Okay,
that's one pecan pie and two coffees.

1096
01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:12,592
And don't worry.

1097
01:06:12,677 --> 01:06:15,595
For the Godfather,
it's always on the house.

1098
01:06:15,930 --> 01:06:18,598
- Not here.
- I know who you are. I am Avi.

1099
01:06:18,683 --> 01:06:20,225
I'm a big supporter
of what you guys are doing.

1100
01:06:20,309 --> 01:06:21,434
Thank you.

1101
01:06:21,519 --> 01:06:24,854
You are beautiful. No offense, though.
He is the king.

1102
01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:27,399
You are taking coffee and pie
with a living legend.

1103
01:06:27,483 --> 01:06:29,943
That's very kind, but I insist, I'll pay.

1104
01:06:30,027 --> 01:06:32,153
- Your money, it's not good here.
- Okay.

1105
01:06:32,238 --> 01:06:34,656
I look forward
to pledging next semester.

1106
01:06:36,033 --> 01:06:40,036
Okay, now don't you think
this is going a little far?

1107
01:06:40,121 --> 01:06:43,164
I heard one of your pledges died.
Is that true?

1108
01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:46,334
Well, yes. But he was really old.

1109
01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:49,254
And I feel pretty confident
that when we get the autopsy back,

1110
01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:51,673
it'll show that it was
probably of natural causes.

1111
01:06:51,757 --> 01:06:56,219
Look, to be honest, you're really not
the person I thought you were.

1112
01:06:56,303 --> 01:07:00,765
- But it's okay. It's not a big deal.
- I think that I am that person.

1113
01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:05,020
And I feel more like myself now
than I have in a really long time.

1114
01:07:05,104 --> 01:07:07,856
So, that's why you go around
harassing young women?

1115
01:07:07,940 --> 01:07:09,691
- Doing what?
- The caterer.

1116
01:07:09,775 --> 01:07:12,902
At the birthday party.
Mark told me about her.

1117
01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:16,156
Wait a second.
I didn't want to say anything,

1118
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:19,659
but Mark is the one who
was acting inappropriate.

1119
01:07:19,744 --> 01:07:21,661
- You are unbelievable.
- It's true.

1120
01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:23,663
Hey, look who it is.

1121
01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:25,123
Hey, Mitch.

1122
01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:26,875
Darcie, hey.

1123
01:07:26,959 --> 01:07:29,711
Hi. I've been meaning to call you.

1124
01:07:29,795 --> 01:07:32,172
I just didn't want you to worry
about my dad.

1125
01:07:32,256 --> 01:07:35,550
He doesn't know anything,
so it's totally cool.

1126
01:07:35,634 --> 01:07:37,510
- Her dad?
- Yeah.

1127
01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:43,850
Yeah. You know, it's nothing, really.
I mean, they actually work together.

1128
01:07:45,102 --> 01:07:47,562
We gotta run, 'cause we got this
prom committee thing,

1129
01:07:47,646 --> 01:07:49,814
so I'll see you around.

1130
01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:52,025
- Sorry.
- Bye.

1131
01:07:53,319 --> 01:07:55,236
Prom committee thing?

1132
01:07:55,821 --> 01:07:57,822
That I actually can explain.

1133
01:07:57,907 --> 01:07:59,866
Right, I'm sure you can.

1134
01:08:00,576 --> 01:08:02,494
- I have to go.
- Please wait a second.

1135
01:08:02,578 --> 01:08:05,371
No, really. I have to go.

1136
01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:12,587
Hey. Chicks.

1137
01:08:12,671 --> 01:08:14,798
Don't worry for her.

1138
01:08:14,882 --> 01:08:17,342
Love, it's a motherfucker, huh?

1139
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,269
Holy shit!

1140
01:08:49,792 --> 01:08:53,461
Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter,
you already know.

1141
01:08:53,546 --> 01:08:58,049
The house has been boarded up.
The windows, the doors, everything.

1142
01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:00,885
We're at the Comfort Inn, room 112.

1143
01:09:00,970 --> 01:09:02,762
I love you. Frank.

1144
01:09:03,264 --> 01:09:05,014
Due to these infractions,

1145
01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:07,517
not only will your house
be repossessed,

1146
01:09:07,601 --> 01:09:10,812
but those of you who are students
will be expelled from the university

1147
01:09:10,896 --> 01:09:14,399
for your participation
in a non-sanctioned fraternity.

1148
01:09:14,483 --> 01:09:17,944
Please take a moment
to allow this information to sink in.

1149
01:09:22,658 --> 01:09:25,827
Good. Believe me,

1150
01:09:25,911 --> 01:09:31,583
the actions taken by the student council
have come as a great shock to me.

1151
01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:34,002
But unfortunately,
there's nothing I can do about it.

1152
01:09:34,086 --> 01:09:37,964
Thank you for your time.
Good luck, and God bless America.

1153
01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:45,430
He can't do that.

1154
01:09:45,514 --> 01:09:47,515
This guy's playing hardball.

1155
01:09:48,475 --> 01:09:51,227
I got to say,
I'm kind of impressed by him.

1156
01:09:51,312 --> 01:09:52,854
Well, we're expelled.

1157
01:09:52,938 --> 01:09:55,440
My life is over and I'm gonna wind up
working at Red Lobster.

1158
01:09:55,524 --> 01:09:59,068
- You already work in Red Lobster.
- Yeah, but it's part time, Dick.

1159
01:09:59,153 --> 01:10:01,571
- Guys.
- Hey, listen.

1160
01:10:02,114 --> 01:10:06,534
This is a serious situation.
I mean, I'm kicked out of school.

1161
01:10:07,995 --> 01:10:10,413
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
My mom's gonna kill me.

1162
01:10:10,497 --> 01:10:12,498
Come on, she's not gonna kill you.

1163
01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:13,875
Yes, she is.

1164
01:10:13,959 --> 01:10:16,586
I'm the first one
to go to college in my family.

1165
01:10:16,670 --> 01:10:20,715
When I left, she said,
"Weensie, screw this up, I'll kill you."

1166
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:23,843
She showed me the knife.

1167
01:10:27,723 --> 01:10:29,140
Mitch is a lawyer, buddy.

1168
01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:32,060
He's gonna take care
of this thing, okay?

1169
01:10:32,144 --> 01:10:33,811
It's gonna be all right.

1170
01:10:36,815 --> 01:10:38,733
He was supposed to be Luke Skywalker.

1171
01:10:38,817 --> 01:10:41,444
Guys, still want to be in the fraternity?

1172
01:10:43,822 --> 01:10:47,033
We've been waiting all semester
for you to ask us that.

1173
01:10:47,117 --> 01:10:48,993
Good. I need your help with something.

1174
01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:51,704
Off the record. You do this, you're in.

1175
01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,248
Sir, yes, sir.

1176
01:10:53,332 --> 01:10:56,918
Okay. Walsh, I need you to track down
a copy of University Code 7-A,

1177
01:10:57,002 --> 01:10:59,087
- then fax it to this number immediately.
- Got it.

1178
01:10:59,171 --> 01:11:01,464
- I need to talk to you.
- Give me five minutes.

1179
01:11:01,548 --> 01:11:04,550
Booker, make two copies
of this petition, have it notarized,

1180
01:11:04,635 --> 01:11:07,053
and then messenger it over
to 34 Langley, and then...

1181
01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:10,598
Listen, Donald tells me you got these
guys working prep for the arbitration.

1182
01:11:10,683 --> 01:11:13,935
I told you five times, I want them
working the Sunshine Square deal.

1183
01:11:14,019 --> 01:11:16,688
Well, I locked
the Sunshine Square deal yesterday,

1184
01:11:16,772 --> 01:11:18,815
so now I have them
helping with the arbitration,

1185
01:11:18,899 --> 01:11:21,484
and I'd appreciate it
if you let me handle my own team

1186
01:11:21,568 --> 01:11:24,988
and don't get on my ass
every time I'm trying to do something.

1187
01:11:26,365 --> 01:11:27,740
All right.

1188
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:31,327
- Wanna make sure you're on top of it.
- Well, I am.

1189
01:11:31,412 --> 01:11:33,371
Well, good. Carry on.

1190
01:11:33,956 --> 01:11:37,083
See?
That's why they call him the Godfather.

1191
01:11:37,167 --> 01:11:38,334
Hey.

1192
01:11:39,044 --> 01:11:41,087
Just take care of it.

1193
01:11:43,799 --> 01:11:48,303
Gentlemen, got some good news
and I got some bad news.

1194
01:11:48,387 --> 01:11:49,887
Did a little research.

1195
01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:53,474
What Pritchard did, technically,
is illegal.

1196
01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:55,518
We have the right to a formal evaluation

1197
01:11:55,602 --> 01:11:58,146
before they can deny
our official application.

1198
01:11:58,230 --> 01:12:01,983
However, we're now subject
to a charter certification review

1199
01:12:02,067 --> 01:12:03,651
given by the board of trustees.

1200
01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:05,653
Damn it.

1201
01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:08,823
Wait.
Wait, what does that mean exactly?

1202
01:12:08,907 --> 01:12:12,660
According to university bylaws, it's a
thorough inspection of the fraternity,

1203
01:12:12,745 --> 01:12:14,912
and our contribution to the community.

1204
01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:16,998
Focuses on five categories:

1205
01:12:17,082 --> 01:12:20,501
Academics, athletics,
community service,

1206
01:12:20,586 --> 01:12:23,838
debate, and school spirit.

1207
01:12:23,922 --> 01:12:26,924
Good luck to everybody.
It was nice to know you all.

1208
01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:28,426
And I'll see you around campus.

1209
01:12:28,510 --> 01:12:31,512
Actually, all of us are being tested.
Yeah.

1210
01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:34,640
What are you talking about?
I'm not even in school.

1211
01:12:34,725 --> 01:12:35,767
It's in the bylaws.

1212
01:12:35,851 --> 01:12:38,144
Every member of the fraternity
is subject to review

1213
01:12:38,228 --> 01:12:41,147
in every category, including academics.

1214
01:12:41,231 --> 01:12:43,775
Mitch, can you come here a second?
I don't mind popping for breakfast.

1215
01:12:43,859 --> 01:12:46,235
I do speakers. I don't do tests.

1216
01:12:47,237 --> 01:12:48,571
This is unbelievable.

1217
01:12:48,655 --> 01:12:51,240
What happened to "needing
brotherhood now more than ever"?

1218
01:12:51,325 --> 01:12:52,367
They need us.

1219
01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:54,577
Come on, college is overrated anyway.

1220
01:12:54,661 --> 01:12:58,122
I built Speaker City from the ground up.
I can barely read. Truth.

1221
01:12:58,207 --> 01:13:01,959
This damn thing was your idea,
and you convinced me to do it,

1222
01:13:02,044 --> 01:13:04,253
and now people's lives are ruined.

1223
01:13:04,338 --> 01:13:06,798
Ruined? Like whose life is ruined?

1224
01:13:06,882 --> 01:13:08,383
Well, let's see.

1225
01:13:09,134 --> 01:13:12,553
Blue's dead, Frank's divorced,

1226
01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:16,724
I've lost my house,
Nicole thinks I'm a total jackass.

1227
01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:20,895
And now we got nine kids who are
gonna get expelled from school,

1228
01:13:20,979 --> 01:13:23,314
and you're not even
gonna help them out.

1229
01:13:36,787 --> 01:13:41,124
Is this thing gonna go down smooth?
I'm missing 18 holes of golf here.

1230
01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:43,960
One hundred percent.
I got creative with some of their tests.

1231
01:13:44,044 --> 01:13:45,878
It should make
for a very entertaining day.

1232
01:13:45,963 --> 01:13:48,256
I'm going to enjoy
kicking these assholes off campus.

1233
01:13:48,340 --> 01:13:49,382
Ditto.

1234
01:13:51,218 --> 01:13:55,179
Welcome, everyone, to the official
debate section of the charter review.

1235
01:13:57,266 --> 01:14:00,768
Unfortunately, the captain
of the university debate team

1236
01:14:00,853 --> 01:14:03,062
had a scheduling conflict. Yeah.

1237
01:14:03,147 --> 01:14:06,732
So we had to bring someone else in
to fill in for this event.

1238
01:14:07,526 --> 01:14:12,780
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
the co-host of CNN's Crossfire,

1239
01:14:12,865 --> 01:14:17,618
famed political consultant,
the "Raging Cajun," Mr. James Carville.

1240
01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,125
- Thank you.
- Don't clap.

1241
01:14:24,209 --> 01:14:27,128
Thank you, Dean Pritchard.
It's an honor and pleasure to be here.

1242
01:14:27,212 --> 01:14:29,505
Topic number one.

1243
01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:34,302
What is your position
on the role of government

1244
01:14:34,386 --> 01:14:38,139
in supporting innovation
in the field of biotechnology?

1245
01:14:39,391 --> 01:14:41,642
Well, Dean,
I'm glad you asked that question...

1246
01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:45,730
I'd like to jump in and take that one,
Jimmy, if you don't mind.

1247
01:14:46,356 --> 01:14:48,024
Have at it, hoss.

1248
01:14:48,525 --> 01:14:50,735
Why doesn't he wait for an easy one?

1249
01:14:51,778 --> 01:14:53,196
Frank, no...

1250
01:14:57,659 --> 01:14:59,952
Recent research has shown
the empirical evidence

1251
01:15:00,037 --> 01:15:02,997
for globalization of corporate
innovation is very limited.

1252
01:15:03,081 --> 01:15:06,250
And as a corollary,
the market for technologies is shrinking.

1253
01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,002
As a world leader,
it is important for America

1254
01:15:08,086 --> 01:15:10,963
to provide systematic research grants
for our scientists.

1255
01:15:11,048 --> 01:15:12,840
I believe
there will always be a need for us

1256
01:15:12,925 --> 01:15:14,717
to have a well-articulated
innovation policy

1257
01:15:14,801 --> 01:15:17,887
with emphasis on human resource
development. Thank you.

1258
01:15:22,601 --> 01:15:26,103
- Where'd that come from?
- What happened? I blacked out.

1259
01:15:26,188 --> 01:15:28,648
- It was awesome.
- That was interesting.

1260
01:15:28,941 --> 01:15:32,985
Thank you very much.
And, your rebuttal, Mr. Carville?

1261
01:15:35,239 --> 01:15:37,740
We have no response.

1262
01:15:37,991 --> 01:15:39,617
That was perfect.

1263
01:15:42,871 --> 01:15:46,040
That's the way you do it!
That's the way you debate.

1264
01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:58,219
Number 12.

1265
01:15:58,762 --> 01:16:03,391
Which of the following is a
generally accepted graphical technique

1266
01:16:03,475 --> 01:16:06,769
for determining
first order system parameters?

1267
01:16:07,646 --> 01:16:12,483
Is it, A,
Harriot's method of solving cubics?

1268
01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:15,403
B, Pythagorean triplets?

1269
01:16:15,487 --> 01:16:19,740
Or C, the migration method
of graphing quadratic functions?

1270
01:16:22,286 --> 01:16:24,161
Harriot's method of solving cubics.

1271
01:16:24,246 --> 01:16:27,206
The answer is A,
Harriot's method of solving cubics.

1272
01:16:34,172 --> 01:16:35,756
Good test.

1273
01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:47,018
All right, Frank. Let's do this.

1274
01:16:47,936 --> 01:16:49,020
Go, Harrison!

1275
01:17:28,810 --> 01:17:30,728
- Yes!
- Wow.

1276
01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:40,655
Let's go, Cougars!

1277
01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:47,620
Oh, no!

1278
01:17:48,580 --> 01:17:51,123
Help me! Help me!

1279
01:17:54,795 --> 01:17:56,629
Dean Pritchard,
can I talk to you for a second?

1280
01:17:56,713 --> 01:17:58,839
Megan, I'm a little busy.

1281
01:17:58,924 --> 01:18:01,133
I didn't get into Columbia Law School.

1282
01:18:01,218 --> 01:18:02,802
How awful.

1283
01:18:02,886 --> 01:18:06,055
You said if I revoked their charter,
you'd get me into Columbia.

1284
01:18:06,139 --> 01:18:07,139
I did say that.

1285
01:18:07,224 --> 01:18:09,225
No one at Columbia
has even heard of you.

1286
01:18:09,309 --> 01:18:11,060
Oh, Megan.

1287
01:18:11,144 --> 01:18:14,146
Look, I did my part.
Now you have to do yours.

1288
01:18:14,231 --> 01:18:16,524
- That's how bribes work.
- I know how bribes work.

1289
01:18:16,608 --> 01:18:18,275
I bribe people all the time,
but I changed my mind.

1290
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,861
It's a free country. Lesson learned.

1291
01:18:25,242 --> 01:18:26,617
Damn it!

1292
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:30,746
Sorry, guys,
I lost my composure out there.

1293
01:18:30,831 --> 01:18:33,457
- I'm an idiot.
- Don't worry.

1294
01:18:33,542 --> 01:18:37,420
We'll make those points up.
Your skin's gonna grow back, too.

1295
01:18:37,504 --> 01:18:39,213
I'm sorry.

1296
01:18:39,297 --> 01:18:41,132
How many events
do we actually have left here?

1297
01:18:41,216 --> 01:18:44,719
One.
Frank's accident definitely set us back.

1298
01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:48,806
But if we pass...
If we pass athletics, we're in.

1299
01:18:48,890 --> 01:18:51,726
All right, everybody!
That's what I'm talking about.

1300
01:18:51,810 --> 01:18:54,228
We've made a great effort so far.
Let's just keep it up!

1301
01:18:54,312 --> 01:18:55,396
That's right!

1302
01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:58,149
We can't have anyone
freak out out there, okay?

1303
01:18:58,233 --> 01:19:01,527
We've got to keep our composure!
We've come too far.

1304
01:19:01,611 --> 01:19:05,072
There's too much to lose!
We've got to just keep our composure!

1305
01:19:05,157 --> 01:19:06,282
For your final test,

1306
01:19:06,366 --> 01:19:09,660
I've chosen the men's gymnastics
team's all-around competition.

1307
01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:11,328
And participants in the three events

1308
01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:14,248
will be chosen at random by me,
right now.

1309
01:19:14,332 --> 01:19:16,500
Let's see, rings.

1310
01:19:18,128 --> 01:19:19,795
Bernard. Okay, great.

1311
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:23,048
Floor exercise. How about Frank?

1312
01:19:23,133 --> 01:19:24,216
Great.

1313
01:19:24,301 --> 01:19:29,013
And for the vault competition,
I don't know...

1314
01:19:29,347 --> 01:19:31,015
How about...

1315
01:19:32,934 --> 01:19:34,518
- You.
- Me?

1316
01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:37,104
Yeah. Is there a problem with that?

1317
01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:20,022
I'm still holding.

1318
01:20:21,024 --> 01:20:22,274
Still holding!

1319
01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:31,617
- It's physically impossible.
- Don't worry. Abdul is there to spot you.

1320
01:20:36,081 --> 01:20:37,790
We're waiting, gentlemen.

1321
01:20:37,874 --> 01:20:40,876
Just hit the board as hard as you can
and shut your eyes.

1322
01:20:40,961 --> 01:20:42,795
- You ready?
- Have fun with it.

1323
01:20:42,879 --> 01:20:45,422
Go! Come on!

1324
01:20:52,013 --> 01:20:53,389
Come on!

1325
01:21:05,735 --> 01:21:07,027
Yeah!

1326
01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:09,780
Oh, my God! Yes!

1327
01:21:26,131 --> 01:21:29,091
Congratulations, gentlemen.
You put forth quite an effort.

1328
01:21:29,175 --> 01:21:30,718
You really did.

1329
01:21:30,802 --> 01:21:33,804
But I'm afraid I have
some bad news for you.

1330
01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:35,806
You didn't pass your review.

1331
01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:40,603
What are you talking about?
We finished with an 84%.

1332
01:21:40,687 --> 01:21:43,355
Yes, you people did finish with an 84%,

1333
01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:47,735
but unfortunately, another pledge of
yours scored a zero in every category.

1334
01:21:47,819 --> 01:21:52,406
- What pledge?
- A Joseph "Blue" Palasky.

1335
01:21:55,118 --> 01:21:59,246
Hey, man, Blue's dead.
He passed away two weeks ago.

1336
01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:02,166
He's listed right here
on your official chapter roster,

1337
01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:05,586
and those zeroes drop your average
to a 58%.

1338
01:22:05,670 --> 01:22:08,172
Come on, you got to be kidding me.

1339
01:22:08,757 --> 01:22:10,674
It's been quite a journey.

1340
01:22:11,718 --> 01:22:14,178
You're gonna be all right, Frank.

1341
01:22:14,846 --> 01:22:17,932
- Come on, now, big cat.
- I have no reason to live.

1342
01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:20,267
We're gonna find you
a one-bedroom apartment,

1343
01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:23,020
get you back on your feet,
maybe move you in over at Beanie's...

1344
01:22:23,104 --> 01:22:24,855
It's not gonna be the same.

1345
01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:27,775
Didn't quite work out for you fellows,
did it?

1346
01:22:27,859 --> 01:22:32,279
I recommend you drive off immediately,
before something bad happens.

1347
01:22:33,239 --> 01:22:35,950
- I'm scared.
- Excuse me, Mitch? Am I interrupting?

1348
01:22:36,034 --> 01:22:39,244
Megan, you are. If you could leave,
it would be tremendous for all of us.

1349
01:22:39,329 --> 01:22:42,122
I thought you guys
might find this interesting.

1350
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:45,459
You said if I revoked their charter,
you'd get me into Columbia.

1351
01:22:45,543 --> 01:22:46,710
I did say that.

1352
01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:49,713
Look, I did my part.
Now you have to do yours.

1353
01:22:49,839 --> 01:22:52,466
- That's how bribes work.
- I know how bribes work...

1354
01:22:52,550 --> 01:22:54,551
You know what? Just, let me...

1355
01:22:55,887 --> 01:22:57,763
Bird-dog him, Frankie!

1356
01:23:00,392 --> 01:23:01,809
Coming through!

1357
01:23:03,061 --> 01:23:05,604
- Go that way!
- Slow down, man!

1358
01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:12,695
Pritchard, hey, it's over.

1359
01:23:13,279 --> 01:23:17,199
Hand over the tape. It's over.
It's over, okay?

1360
01:23:17,283 --> 01:23:18,575
You know where
the rest of the guys are?

1361
01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:21,161
I don't know, we all spread out.

1362
01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:23,706
What are you doing? What are you...

1363
01:23:24,791 --> 01:23:26,625
Time out. Time out.

1364
01:23:31,715 --> 01:23:34,049
Excuse me! Excuse me!

1365
01:23:34,259 --> 01:23:36,635
Gentlemen... Oh, God!

1366
01:23:44,394 --> 01:23:46,270
Wait, wait, my shoulder.

1367
01:23:52,819 --> 01:23:54,653
This man accosted me!

1368
01:23:54,738 --> 01:23:56,321
You are all witnesses! He accosted me!

1369
01:23:56,406 --> 01:23:59,950
Frank!

1370
01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:04,121
Frank, are you okay?

1371
01:24:04,664 --> 01:24:07,916
Mitch, I'm so cold.

1372
01:24:10,587 --> 01:24:12,337
Come on, big cat.

1373
01:24:12,422 --> 01:24:14,506
I think I see Blue.

1374
01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:17,384
He looks glorious.

1375
01:24:17,469 --> 01:24:19,970
- Stay with me.
- Okay.

1376
01:24:20,805 --> 01:24:22,389
I did good.

1377
01:24:24,142 --> 01:24:25,684
You did great.

1378
01:24:39,657 --> 01:24:41,533
Man, I'm telling you!

1379
01:24:56,674 --> 01:24:57,841
Hi.

1380
01:24:59,886 --> 01:25:02,387
Hey! Wow.

1381
01:25:03,389 --> 01:25:05,808
- How are you?
- I'm okay.

1382
01:25:06,101 --> 01:25:10,020
- You know, I got that apartment.
- Good for you. That's great.

1383
01:25:10,688 --> 01:25:12,731
And you were right about Mark.

1384
01:25:12,816 --> 01:25:14,108
What happened?

1385
01:25:14,192 --> 01:25:18,612
Let's just say I caught him red-handed
and it wasn't pretty.

1386
01:25:19,989 --> 01:25:22,199
I guess I thought he could change,
you know?

1387
01:25:22,283 --> 01:25:23,492
I don't know.

1388
01:25:25,328 --> 01:25:27,329
So you're moving out?

1389
01:25:28,414 --> 01:25:32,960
Yeah, I'm moving into a new place,
far, far away from here.

1390
01:25:33,545 --> 01:25:35,671
What about your little fraternity?

1391
01:25:35,755 --> 01:25:39,133
Well, they're upgrading,
moving into a new facility.

1392
01:25:39,217 --> 01:25:41,718
And to tell you the truth,

1393
01:25:41,803 --> 01:25:45,639
they don't have much use
for the Godfather anymore.

1394
01:25:45,723 --> 01:25:50,769
I hope you'll still think I'm cool
even without all this.

1395
01:25:51,521 --> 01:25:53,313
I think I can deal with it.

1396
01:25:53,398 --> 01:25:55,274
I appreciate it.

1397
01:25:55,358 --> 01:25:57,693
Although, you know, I have to say,

1398
01:25:57,777 --> 01:26:02,114
I have always been a little curious
about what goes on inside these places.

1399
01:26:02,448 --> 01:26:04,032
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1400
01:26:06,578 --> 01:26:09,329
I do have another 12 hours on my lease.

1401
01:26:09,414 --> 01:26:13,750
I'd be more than happy
to show you around.

1402
01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:15,752
- Really?
- Yeah.

1403
01:26:17,213 --> 01:26:18,755
Maybe for a minute.

1404
01:26:19,632 --> 01:26:20,924
Great.

1405
01:26:21,551 --> 01:26:23,177
Happy Tuesday to you out there.

1406
01:26:23,261 --> 01:26:27,181
It's "Frank the Tank" here
at Harrison Cougar Radio, 88.6.

1407
01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:30,058
Wanna give a shout-out
to the Godfather.

1408
01:26:30,143 --> 01:26:33,145
If it wasn't for you,
I wouldn't be here today, Mitch.

1409
01:26:33,229 --> 01:26:35,063
I'd probably be dead.

1410
01:26:35,148 --> 01:26:38,066
Face down
in a drained pool somewhere.

1411
01:26:39,068 --> 01:26:41,695
A quick note
to all you future brothers out there,

1412
01:26:41,779 --> 01:26:43,197
brand-new house on campus,

1413
01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:46,533
located at Dean Pritchard's
former residence.

1414
01:26:46,618 --> 01:26:48,827
You all remember that crazy bastard.

1415
01:26:50,163 --> 01:26:53,248
We'd love for you to join us
this Saturday at our open house

1416
01:26:53,333 --> 01:26:57,336
for some chips, soda,
and some late-night streaking.

1417
01:26:57,420 --> 01:26:59,922
Little right. Little more.

1418
01:27:00,715 --> 01:27:03,300
Yeah, that's good enough.
That's good enough.

1419
01:27:03,551 --> 01:27:05,219
- Welcome aboard, Booker.
- Thank you, sir.

1420
01:27:05,303 --> 01:27:08,180
- Walsh. Well done.
- Frank the Tank.

1421
01:27:08,264 --> 01:27:11,016
- Why don't you get me a fresh beer?
- You serious?

1422
01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:12,809
Now!

1423
01:27:12,894 --> 01:27:15,646
Now! Hurry, you sorry son of a bitch!

1424
01:27:50,348 --> 01:27:51,598
Oh, shit.

1425
01:28:02,777 --> 01:28:07,781
I close my eyes

1426
01:28:07,865 --> 01:28:12,703
Only for a moment
and the moment's gone

1427
01:28:12,787 --> 01:28:17,666
All my dreams

1428
01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:22,713
Pass before my eyes in curiosity

1429
01:28:22,797 --> 01:28:27,426
Dust in the wind

1430
01:28:27,510 --> 01:28:29,052
All they are is...

1431
01:28:30,972 --> 01:28:32,764
Stay in the goal.

1432
01:28:32,849 --> 01:28:35,142
We gotta stay in the goal.
You can't be walking around.

1433
01:28:35,226 --> 01:28:37,561
You're killing me.
Can we stay between the posts?

1434
01:28:37,645 --> 01:28:41,315
I want focus, I want intensity,
and I want "1, 2, 3"!

1435
01:28:41,399 --> 01:28:42,733
Woofers!

1436
01:28:42,817 --> 01:28:46,570
Go, go, go, eat them up!
Hungry, hungry, hungry! Eat them up!

1437
01:28:46,654 --> 01:28:50,574
Caleb, you know what to do in the box.
We talked about it. In the box!

1438
01:28:50,658 --> 01:28:52,826
Chill out, we're up by six.

1439
01:28:52,910 --> 01:28:57,539
That ref's a real prick out there.
That's right, you heard me, my man!

1440
01:28:57,623 --> 01:29:01,335
Number four's been throwing elbows,
and someone's kid's gonna get hurt.

1441
01:29:01,419 --> 01:29:02,669
What?

1442
01:29:02,754 --> 01:29:04,838
Let's make it official then, jackass!

1443
01:29:04,922 --> 01:29:06,548
Let's make it official!

1444
01:29:07,425 --> 01:29:10,510
Get the clipboard.
I'll be in the car, all right?

1445
01:29:10,595 --> 01:29:13,096
- Have some respect for yourself.
- Thank you.

1446
01:29:13,264 --> 01:29:16,099
Is that Frank the Tank?

1447
01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:18,226
Hey. Heidi.

1448
01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:22,189
- How you doing?
- I'm doing really good.

1449
01:29:22,273 --> 01:29:24,941
I got into body painting.

1450
01:29:25,026 --> 01:29:27,110
- I didn't know that.
- Yeah.

1451
01:29:27,195 --> 01:29:30,947
- That's great.
- Well, you're looking very healthy.

1452
01:29:31,032 --> 01:29:34,368
Oh, thanks. Yeah, so are you.

1453
01:29:34,452 --> 01:29:36,411
Oh, thank you.

1454
01:29:36,496 --> 01:29:39,748
So I heard you and Marissa split up.
Is that true?

1455
01:29:39,832 --> 01:29:44,294
- Yeah, we did.
- Oh! You poor baby.

1456
01:29:45,046 --> 01:29:48,382
You know, I'm having this get-together
at my place tomorrow night.

1457
01:29:48,466 --> 01:29:52,386
Just like a few Internet friends.
You should swing by.

1458
01:29:52,470 --> 01:29:54,388
- Really?
- Totally.

1459
01:29:55,223 --> 01:29:56,598
- Okay.
- All right.

1460
01:29:56,682 --> 01:29:59,476
- That sounds awesome.
- See you tomorrow night.

1461
01:30:02,647 --> 01:30:04,064
Awesome.

1462
01:30:04,148 --> 01:30:05,482
Yes!

1463
01:30:08,736 --> 01:30:10,570
I am back!

1464
01:30:14,659 --> 01:30:16,118
You know it!