You know that we're back, all in trouble.
♪ Shake Zula, the mic rula, the old schoola ♪
♪ You wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya ♪
♪ Frylock and I'm on top, rock ya like a cop ♪
♪ Meatwad, you're up next, work it out now ♪
♪ Meatwad make the money, see ♪
♪ Meatwad get the honies, "G" ♪
♪ Drivin' in my car, livin' like a star ♪
♪ Ice on my fingers and my toes ♪
♪ Check it out, y'all, check it, check it out ♪
♪ Check it ♪
♪ Check, check ♪
♪ 'Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the girls say, "Ho" ♪
♪ Make the homies wanna scream ♪
♪ 'Cause we are the Aqua Teens, make the girls say, "Ho" ♪
♪ Make the homies wanna scream ♪
...number one in the 'hood, "G."
Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross!
Disgusting.
[ Carl crying ]
Is that a Carl cry?
Friendship seminar?
Forget friends.
[ Blows nose ]
Forget friends?
Carl. No.
I'm your friend.
Look, we should go to this friendship seminar, together.
Shake and Carl.
The friends. Shotgun!
No, no, no, step away from my car.
I ain't driving you nowhere.
Well, you are. I just purchased your services.
Damn it. You want a mint?
I'd like a bottle of water.
I ain't got that. Fizzy, not tap.
No, no, no, no, no open drinks in the car.
But I'm a human-sized drink, so how do you square that?
Whoa, whoa, slow down or you're getting one star.
Welcome, friends.
Can I call you friends?
We will be -- at the end of this seminar.
We're All Friends Here.
Here comes the kicker.
We all need friends, am I right?
Someone's nodding back there.
Ah, there's my guy.
Yeah. I mean, I can feel the energy in here.
The friend-ergy.
And friends, let me share with you a little something called...
The Abundance.
Okay. I'm outta here.
Where you going, friend? Ah, crap.
Open your mind to me.
And look directly into my bejeweled eyes...
Oh. Cash and boobs.
[ Laughs ]
This is my best-case scenario!
What is it, Carl?
You appear to be motor-boating something you really like.
Wow, is this real?
It can be, friend...
But you must bring me 10 friends.
No problem. Can I see?
I need to see.
Drink cup.
Look into my eyes.
You wet the recliner again, didn't you?
That is a bold-faced lie, sir.
It's sodden with your juices.
Well, don't tell.
Bring me 10 more friends
and no one will know your soggy secret.
Forever Friends.
Friends! Yeah! Fr-- Friends.
You get the boobs and the cash, too, huh?
Yeah, yeah. The biggest ones too.
Drink cup's a friend. He counts as one of my 10.
No, he's one of mine.
I'm the one who brought him. He's lying to you.
He was my plus one. I drove him here.
Lookie here.
Carl wants us to have coffee with him.
No obligation, neither, it says right here.
That sounds fun and legit.
He sent us a written invitation?
Well, did you get mine yet?
You can tell Carl I'm sick.
But you won't be sick for my presentation, right?
You're doing this, too? I'm not doing coffee.
I got a cheese plate.
It's obviously a scam, Shake.
How is this a scam?
Anubis gave me this ring.
Just for being his friend.
You've never given me a ring, Frylock.
Yeah, Frylock, where's my ring?
I just got ringworm, which is very different.
What are you looking at?
Nothing, man, we're friends here.
I just thought I saw --
You want the boobs and the cash again, don't you?
But where are your 10 friends?
[ Doorbell rings ] Boom.
What did I say, Anubis?
You're gonna like these guys, too.
They're solid dudes.
Howdy.
Is this the only friend you have?
Where's the fryman? Get his ass over here.
Well, he said that he's sick 'cause this is a scam.
But he won't be sick when Shake got that cheese plate.
I got coffee and mini donuts over here.
We only want to make more friends.
How scammy is that?
I got plenty of friends.
This here's Dewey and this is his wife Vanessa
and, wait, this ain't no friend, this is a booger.
Look at all them friends he brought.
Toys count as friends, right? No, they do not.
[ Train whistle blows ] This here is Terry the Singing Tank Engine.
Say hi, Terry.
He said hi.
Look directly into my eyes, you fool.
Hey. Friends don't talk to friends that way.
But I'll do it.
[ Train whistle blows ]
Terry?
♪ Meatwad, why did you cut my head off? ♪
Terry! No!
Beloved singing train to millions...
♪ Beloved singing train to millions ♪
And you beheaded him.
♪ And you beheaded me ♪
Terry! Friends don't behead friends.
B-But Terry was my friend.
I didn't do this.
I would never do this.
Here's the footage of you doing it.
[ Train whistle blows ] No!
They'll put me in the chair for this.
You were working late. You were never here.
Say it back to me.
I be working late, I was never --
Wait, what my job be?
You're a nurse at a hospital.
Go home, don't think about it.
I'll bury this train so deep in the woods,
no one will hear it whistle again.
♪ Meatwaaaad ♪
We'll pin it on the cardboard tube.
I have a name, and it's Dewey.
I can't be friends with a homicidal train-slaying maniac.
But, Vanessa --
I may be an apple, but I have morals.
You don't need friends like them.
You need friends like me.
Frylock: Have you seen the cushion?
Uh, no, you know what, not since the heist.
Remember? Armed thugs broke in and stole it.
Remember when I said that?
You know how much these cushions go for on the black market?
A lot, I bet.
Especially if they're not peed upon.
That's why ours would be worth a lot more.
Probably why they took it.
I told you we needed a doorbell cam.
Oh, we have one.
Well, the armed thugs erased the footage, obviously.
You know they got a hacker on the team.
We don't have a doorbell cam.
They stole the doorbell cam too?!
Those bastards.
I guess they're the ones who peed all over that cushion.
You cracked the case. Good job.
Frylock, looking good. You want some coffee?
I brewed it fresh. No!
How do you take it? He wants my cheese. In cubes.
I got two different flavors, orange and white and orange.
This is a real friend, right?
Not just some rando from work?
Yeah, I know him from work.
I'm a nurse at the hospital, remember?
I didn't kill that train.
Yeah, he's a real friend, Anubis.
And he's my friend. He's my real friend more.
Look, I don't know what y'all are selling,
but I ain't into it, okay? It's no obligation.
Just hear us out. You might get a ring.
There's boobs, there's cash, what's there to lose?
Nothing, so you gotta do this.
I work as a nurse.
I wasn't even here on the night in question.
Look at that. It fits perfectly.
He just gave you his friendship ring?!
He doesn't give those to just anyone.
French fry. Look into my eyes.
Deeply and awkwardly.
And if I do that, you'll leave?
No. Then I'm not doing it.
Tell your friend to work with me here...
or I'll tell him a little story
about a moistened seat cushion.
Frylock, please do this for me.
We're friends, remember?
Friends need friends to do things
for other friends so other friends
do not expose that friend's secrets about them.
That's what friendship is all about.
Fine. Yes!
Tell me where to look. Welcome to the club.
You wanna give it a minute for the friendship to take hold.
Frylock can really turn people off.
It's mostly his attitude, and his stale personality,
and his breath is nothing to write home about.
I suggested a tongue scraper, but --
Get back. Whoa.
Okay, okay, alright, I get it.
You guys are bonding. I like to see this.
♪ I drop bombs with it ♪
Look -- boobs, cash, all you desire.
Unless...
are you gay?
Dudes. Oiled-up muscley dancing dudes.
Friendship ain't about stuff.
You give me something,
and then that obligates me into returning the favor.
That ain't friendship, man -- [ Camera shutters clicking ]
The Nobel Prize.
You invented an infinite energy source
from Styrofoam takeout containers.
I've been working on this for years...
But how did you --
Be my friend and find out.
-Friends! -Alright, friends!
-Yeah! -Whoo-hoo!
And we're absolutely sure that no one has any other friends?
Scroll through your contacts.
Oh, great. None of you have phones.
I do got me this booger. Remember that?
Uh-oh, bleeding again.
Only four friends. Super.
[ Chuckles ] Yeah, hey, can I, real quick,
just look into my eyes?
You're an addict, Carl.
I know when to stop.
But now's not that time.
Let's maybe duck low, into the crowd,
don't make a big thing about it --
Anubis!
That's my name, don't wear it out.
Where are all your friends?
Ohh, it's not about how many friends.
It's how good the friends are.
You RSVP'd for 10 friends.
Look at all this hummus I purchased.
Pita chips, baby carrots, ranch dressing,
all going straight to the trash.
Look, these are some solid dudes.
Leroy brought 10 friends,
and his friends brought 10 friends,
and his friends brought 10 friends more.
Tenfold. Or should I say...
friend-fold.
'Cause Leroy's kisses everyone's ass.
Raaaaaaah!
-Whoa! -No!
That's what you get for not being a good friend-maker!
This is literally a pyramid scheme.
This is not a pyramid.
It is the nosecone for a rocketship
that will soon depart to Planet Happiness,
and you will all be sealed inside...
alive.
So then it's a cult. It is not a cult!
We're just a bunch of bros hanging out
and building this spaceship to my exact specifications.
Come on, guys, let's go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Moistener of Cushions.
Ah -- oh. Where are you going?
Nowhere. He's talking to someone else.
Friends, hoist the rock
so The Abundance can be achieved.
And you, back away from the hummus.
You had your finger up your nose.
Come on, man. Awww, it's freakin' busted.
-Ow! Ow! -Ow! Ow!
Friends have each other's backs,
they don't whip each other's backs.
I'm really starting to question our friendship, you know. Ow!
Oh, how was the pyramid scheme?
It's not a pyramid, it's a nosecone
for a spaceship --
Spaceship to Planet Happiness, I heard him.
Well, then, say that.
Ask how the nosecone to the spaceship is going.
Not very well, I should add.
Our new friend, Osiris, he be whipping us.
And we didn't get any of that hummus
or any of them baby carrots.
But I did make a hummus man,
and I got in serious trouble for that.
I mean, that's gotta be a union violation.
I'm calling Ocean.
You mean OSHA? I mean shut up.
I'm trying to rest my eyes.
I'm resting my eyes.
No, you're talking your lips.
Whoa. Ah, damn it.
Watch out, Meatwad.
Is that pee-pee? Yeah.
For years now. Don't wake him.
I'll get the paper towels.
You know, I didn't kill that train.
I didn't ask you.