♪ Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? ♪
♪ MY NAME IS ♪ ♪ MY NAME IS ♪
[ Rapping ] ♪ I'M MEATWAD, I'M A BEEF BLOB ♪
♪ I'M AN IGLOO, OR A HOT DOG ♪
♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪ ♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪ ♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪ ♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪
♪ YEAH, BITCHES ♪ ♪ YOU MESS WITH ME, YOU GET CONCRETE FEET ♪
♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪ ♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪
♪ YO, BOYEE ♪ ♪ BUSTED THE MOONINITES FOR SLINGING MOON ROCKS ♪
♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪ ♪ FOOLS ♪ ♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪ ♪ FOOLS ♪
♪ AROUND THE CORNER, FUDGE IS MADE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪
♪ TREAT MY HOs LIKE A COP'S BEAR CLAW ♪
♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪ ♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ DO FRIES GO WITH THAT? ♪
♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪ ♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪
♪ AW, DOUGHNUTS ♪
♪ YEAH, BOY ♪ ♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪ ♪ YEAH, BOY ♪ ♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
[ SCREAMS ]
♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪
♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T BE DISMANTLED ♪
♪ AQUA TEEN GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪
♪ AQUA TEEN, WE'RE GONNA BE FOREVER ♪
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T! OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!
MEATWAD, IT'S NOT WORKING! DO YOU COPY?
SOMETHING HAS PISSED THEM OFF! SOMETHING HAS PISSED THEM OFF!
SHAKE, GET BACK TO THE SHIP!
YOU MADE THEM MAD...
HA, LOOK AT ME PHOTO-BOMBING THEM CLAMS. HA, LOOK AT ME PHOTO-BOMBING THEM CLAMS.
THAT WAS SOME WEEKEND, HUH? THAT WAS SOME WEEKEND, HUH?
YEP. GOOD TIMES.
YEP, THAT WAS LAST WEEKEND.
WHAT WE GONNA DO TODAY? WHAT WE GONNA DO TODAY?
IT ISN'T TODAY, MEATWAD.
IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF ETERNITY. IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF ETERNITY.
BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT...
THAT I'M [BLEEP] IMMORTAL! THAT I'M [BLEEP] IMMORTAL!
-WELL, CONGRATU-DAMN-LATIONS! -THANK YOU.
-THAT'S A BIG DEAL. -YEAH. -THAT'S A BIG DEAL. -YEAH.
QUESTION -- AM I IMMORTAL?
I HOPE NOT. I HOPE NOT.
BUT YOU COULD BE.
YOU KNOW, HE LOVES THE POOR AND THE GROSS YOU KNOW, HE LOVES THE POOR AND THE GROSS
AND SLIMY AND WORTHLESS...
AND LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE ALL OF THOSE THINGS. AND LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE ALL OF THOSE THINGS.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHO LOVES ME?
THE GUY IN HERE, MAN. THE GUY IN HERE, MAN.
AND THE GUY IN HERE -- THE BIBLE.
THIS SAYS "THE BIBBLE."
YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY? YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?
-NO, I WOULD NEVER -- -YOU BETTER KNEEL DOWN
AND PRAY TO JIMMY WITH ME RIGHT FRICKIN' NOW! AND PRAY TO JIMMY WITH ME RIGHT FRICKIN' NOW!
WHAT Y'ALL DOIN'?
UH, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A BOOGER HE DROPPED
BECAUSE I TOLD HIM WE DON'T PUT OUR BOOGERS ON THE FLOOR. BECAUSE I TOLD HIM WE DON'T PUT OUR BOOGERS ON THE FLOOR.
SO WE'RE TRYING TO FIND IT SO WE CAN PUT IT ON THE TABLE. SO WE'RE TRYING TO FIND IT SO WE CAN PUT IT ON THE TABLE.
HEY, FRYLOCK, YOU WANT TO BE IMMORTAL?
HE IS NOT CHOSEN! HE IS NOT CHOSEN!
JIMMY DON'T WANT NO FRENCH FRIES IN HIS POSSE.
THIS IS SPELLED "BIBBLE," MAN.
OH, YOU'RE READING NOW? SUCK IT!
WHY CAN'T FRYLOCK BE IMMORTAL?
HE'LL NEVER ENTER THE KINGDOM WITH US. HE'LL NEVER ENTER THE KINGDOM WITH US.
WHAT KINGDOM?
KINGDOM OF...KONG. IT'S IN THE BOOK. KINGDOM OF...KONG. IT'S IN THE BOOK.
"THE BIBBLE, JIMMY, AND KINGDOM KONG"?
IT'S UP IN THE CLOUDS -- WITH LANDO! IT'S UP IN THE CLOUDS -- WITH LANDO!
AND DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SUCK IT?!
I DON'T HEAR ANY... [ GULPING NOISES ] I DON'T HEAR ANY... [ GULPING NOISES ]
YOU KNOW THIS BOOK IS SELF-PUBLISHED...
YES, LIKE MANY ANCIENT TEXTS. YES, LIKE MANY ANCIENT TEXTS.
...ON THE BACK OF A BUNCH OF PHARMACY LABELS.
DO NOT BLASPHEME THE BOOK OF CLOZAPINE! DO NOT BLASPHEME THE BOOK OF CLOZAPINE!
COME ON, MEATWAD. FOLLOW ME DOWN THE RIGHTEOUS PATH. COME ON, MEATWAD. FOLLOW ME DOWN THE RIGHTEOUS PATH.
BEGONE, YE FRYMAN!
I LIVE HERE. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S LEAVING. I LIVE HERE. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S LEAVING.
AND LEAVING WE ARE!
ONWARD SO!
"IMMORTALITY." "IMMORTALITY."
BUNCH OF BULLSHIT. NO ONE LIVES FOREVER. BUNCH OF BULLSHIT. NO ONE LIVES FOREVER.
NOT WITHOUT CEASELESS SHAMPOO, THEY DON'T. YEAH.
-GOOD MORNING, FRYMAN. -OH, HEY, CARL. -GOOD MORNING, FRYMAN. -OH, HEY, CARL.
YOU HAVING FUN THERE,
JUST SORT OF SPOOGING UP MY POOL LIKE THAT? JUST SORT OF SPOOGING UP MY POOL LIKE THAT?
WELL, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT THE CITY SHUT OFF THE WATER,
BUT THAT WOULD JUST BE ANOTHER LIE. BUT THAT WOULD JUST BE ANOTHER LIE.
THANK YOU. HONESTY. THAT'S ALL I ASK FOR. THANK YOU. HONESTY. THAT'S ALL I ASK FOR.
OUR FRIENDSHIP BEGINS TODAY.
LET ME SEE THAT. LET ME SEE THAT.
"CEASELESS SHAMPOO CLEANS DEEP INTO THE SOUL,
GIVING ALL WHO BATHE IN IT THE GIFT OF EVERLASTING LIFE." GIVING ALL WHO BATHE IN IT THE GIFT OF EVERLASTING LIFE."
YEAH, MAN, I FEEL STRONGER, TOO. YEAH, MAN, I FEEL STRONGER, TOO.
DAMN, I THINK THIS IS WORKING! DAMN, I THINK THIS IS WORKING!
CARL? CARL?! CARL? CARL?!
[ LAUGHING ] I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!
[ LAUGHING ] [ GLASS SHATTERS ] [ LAUGHING ] [ GLASS SHATTERS ]
THAT SHAMPOO IS EXPENSIVE!
ONLY THREE BOTTLES OF THAT SHAMPOO WERE EVER MADE, CARL! ONLY THREE BOTTLES OF THAT SHAMPOO WERE EVER MADE, CARL!
WELL, THEY BETTER MAKE SOME MORE,
'CAUSE THIS ALL NEEDS CLEANING, BUDDY! 'CAUSE THIS ALL NEEDS CLEANING, BUDDY!
CARL, YOU'RE GLOWING!
DAMN RIGHT I AM! IT'S WORKING! DAMN RIGHT I AM! IT'S WORKING!
I CAN FRICKIN' FEEL MY SOUL TINGLING!
I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER, TOO! [ LAUGHING ] I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER, TOO! [ LAUGHING ]
CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT? CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT?
IT'S LAMBERT. THE "T" IS SILENT.
I'M FROM SCO-LAND. I'M FROM SCO-LAND.
YOU'RE IN "HIGHLANDER 6"!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM?
I SMELLED YOUR CEASELESS SHAMPOO ON THE WIND.
SO THE SHAMPOO -- IT REALLY WORKS! SO THE SHAMPOO -- IT REALLY WORKS!
UNFORTUNATELY, YES.
ONCE THE SHAMPOO IS IN YOU, IT HAS NO WAY TO GET OUT. ONCE THE SHAMPOO IS IN YOU, IT HAS NO WAY TO GET OUT.
YOU ARE FOREVER IMMORTAL. YOU ARE FOREVER IMMORTAL.
-HELL YEAH! -THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT, BOY! -HELL YEAH! -THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT, BOY!
CHEST BUMP RIGHT NOW.
DAMN! -BOOYAKA!
YOU MUST HAVE WITNESSED SO MANY AMAZING THINGS! YOU MUST HAVE WITNESSED SO MANY AMAZING THINGS!
-BORING. -YOU DID YOU MEET JESUS, RIGHT? -BORING. -YOU DID YOU MEET JESUS, RIGHT?
BORING -- TALKED ABOUT HIMSELF.
-WHAT ABOUT BUDDHA? -COMPLETE TOOL.
WHAT ABOUT, LIKE, ROB HALFORD OF JUDAS PRIEST? WHAT ABOUT, LIKE, ROB HALFORD OF JUDAS PRIEST?
DAMN IT. I SUPPOSE I COULD STILL MEET ROB HALFORD. DAMN IT. I SUPPOSE I COULD STILL MEET ROB HALFORD.
YEAH, "SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE"! YEAH, "SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE"!
-GHANDI? -YES. GOD, SHUT UP.
MY MEMORIES ARE A ROADMAP THAT LEAD TO PAIN AND BOREDOM. MY MEMORIES ARE A ROADMAP THAT LEAD TO PAIN AND BOREDOM.
HERE, TAKE MY SWORD. YOU SEE MY HEAD? HERE, TAKE MY SWORD. YOU SEE MY HEAD?
CHOP IT OFF.
YOU -- WHAT, FOR REALS? YOU -- WHAT, FOR REALS?
YES, FOR REALS.
ALL RIGHT, SAY WHAT I TOLD YOU. ALL RIGHT, SAY WHAT I TOLD YOU.
I KNOW HOW TO ACT, I'VE BEEN IN SAG-AFTRA SINCE 1712. I KNOW HOW TO ACT, I'VE BEEN IN SAG-AFTRA SINCE 1712.
JUST READ THE THING I WROTE.
"I, CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, OF SOUND MIND AND BITCHIN' HAIR, "I, CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, OF SOUND MIND AND BITCHIN' HAIR,
AGREE TO HAVE THIS BADASS AND THIS FRENCH-FRY NUMBNUTS AGREE TO HAVE THIS BADASS AND THIS FRENCH-FRY NUMBNUTS
TO CHOP MY HEAD OFF."
THANK YOU. SEE THAT PROTECTS ME LEGALLY THANK YOU. SEE THAT PROTECTS ME LEGALLY
WHEN I POST THIS VIDEO UP ONLINE.
BOOM! YEAH! I'M A HIGHLANDER, TOO!
[ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ]
OH, NO. -OH, MY GOD! OH, NO. -OH, MY GOD!
OH, NO, NO! DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT!
WE JUST KILLED CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, CARL! WE JUST KILLED CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, CARL!
I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A DUMBASS IDEA!
HOW ARE THEY GONNA MAKE
"HIGHLANDER 8: ENGAGE THE SPACE KURGAN"
WITHOUT HIM?
-KIDDING, HA HA. -OH, THANK GOD. -KIDDING, HA HA. -OH, THANK GOD.
BUT EVEN KIDDING IS NOT FUN. FOR I AM BORED STILL. BUT EVEN KIDDING IS NOT FUN. FOR I AM BORED STILL.
-DAMN, SON. -HOLY HELL. -DAMN, SON. -HOLY HELL.
HEY, THIS GIVES ME A GOOD IDEA.
YEAH, THERE YOU GO!
CARL, WHAT THE HELL, MAN?! CARL, WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!
GERONIMO!
LITTLE NEEDLE-DROP SPEED METAL, IT'S NOT BAD.
GIVE IT A LITTLE HEAT.
I'VE SEEN THIS. I'VE SEEN THIS.
OH, HERE WE GO, I LOVE THIS ONE!
AND BOOM! HA HA HA. AND BOOM! HA HA HA.
BORING. NO INTEREST.
PLEASE TURN YOUR BIBBLES TO THE BOOK OF METHADONE PLEASE TURN YOUR BIBBLES TO THE BOOK OF METHADONE
AND BOW YOUR HEADS.
-RAMMA LAMMA. -RAMMA LAMMA. -RAMMA LAMMA. -RAMMA LAMMA.
-ALABAMA. -ALABAMA.
IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS IT IS TRUE. IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS IT IS TRUE.
-OOBIE DOOBIE. -OOBIE DOOBIE.
-DEEBIE DOBBIE. -DEEBIE DOBBIE. -DEEBIE DOBBIE. -DEEBIE DOBBIE.
-AMEN. -AHHH!
IT'S THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD. IT'S THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD.
EAT OF MY FLESH... [GROANS]
...AND DRINK OF MY BLOOD. ...AND DRINK OF MY BLOOD.
FOR I AM SO HOPPED UP ON COCAINE, I KNOW NOT WHAT I DO. FOR I AM SO HOPPED UP ON COCAINE, I KNOW NOT WHAT I DO.
[ GRUNTS ]
UH...
GO ON, ERR, PARTAKE OF MY FLESH. GO ON, ERR, PARTAKE OF MY FLESH.
I'M NOT EATING PEOPLE TODAY.
PUT SOME GODDAMN STEAK SAUCE ON IT. IT'S NOT BAD. PUT SOME GODDAMN STEAK SAUCE ON IT. IT'S NOT BAD.
-HERE BOY, HERE BOY... -HEY! THAT'S PART OF MY CHEEK.
I DIDN'T CUT IT OFF SO YOU COULD JUST, I DIDN'T CUT IT OFF SO YOU COULD JUST,
YOU KNOW, FEED IT TO THE DOG, OKAY?!
OH! THE BEAST IS IN HEAT! OH! THE BEAST IS IN HEAT!
IT'S STOOPING ME ALL OVER MY CREVICES!
SHH! IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY, 'CAUSE TONIGHT, IT'S YOU. SHH! IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY, 'CAUSE TONIGHT, IT'S YOU.
THAT'S SOME GOOD C.G. WORK.
NO, THAT AIN'T C.G. THAT'S CEASELESS SHAMPOO. NO, THAT AIN'T C.G. THAT'S CEASELESS SHAMPOO.
THAT'S FOR REALS.
ME, FRYMAN, LAMBERT, ME, FRYMAN, LAMBERT,
WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER. -BORING.
OH, COOL! ME, TOO. THROUGH JIMMY. OH, COOL! ME, TOO. THROUGH JIMMY.
WE SHOULD HANG OUT -- FOREVER.
LIKE THEM TWINS FROM "THE SHINING"? LIKE THEM TWINS FROM "THE SHINING"?
WELL, WELL, WELL.
STILL KICKING THE TIRES AROUND
ON MY WEIRD RELIGION, FRY-NERD? ON MY WEIRD RELIGION, FRY-NERD?
HERE, CHUG FROM JIMMY'S CHALICE. HERE, CHUG FROM JIMMY'S CHALICE.
ETERNITY.
[ GRUNTS, BURPS ] [ GRUNTS, BURPS ]
-GROSS. -YEAH, YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR DUMB ASS TO THE HOSPITAL, SHAKE.
BUT I LIVE FOREVER THROUGH HIM. BUT I LIVE FOREVER THROUGH HIM.
-NO, YOU WON'T. -YOU KNOW, THROUGH JIMMY.
-RELIGION AIN'T THE ANSWER. -YEAH, NO, IT'S SHAMPOO! -RELIGION AIN'T THE ANSWER. -YEAH, NO, IT'S SHAMPOO!
SHAMPOO IS THE ANSWER! -WAIT A MINUTE.
DID YOU TOUCH MY COCAINE? -YOU GOT BOOGER SUGAR? DID YOU TOUCH MY COCAINE? -YOU GOT BOOGER SUGAR?
DON'T YOU TOUCH MY COCAINE! THAT IS MY COCAINE! DON'T YOU TOUCH MY COCAINE! THAT IS MY COCAINE!
DISCIPLES OF JIMMY! DRAW YOUR WEAPONS! DISCIPLES OF JIMMY! DRAW YOUR WEAPONS!
EVERYONE, OPEN FIRE -- DO IT. EVERYONE, OPEN FIRE -- DO IT.
-YEAH, DO IT MAN. -SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
[ GUNFIRE ] [ GUNFIRE ]
THAT WAS FRIGGIN' AWESOME!
YEAH, BABY, YEAH!
BORING. BORING.
DANG, BOY, YOUR SHAMPOO DONE THAT?
[ SIRENS WAIL ] -I WANT THE SHAMPOO! [ SIRENS WAIL ] -I WANT THE SHAMPOO!
[ DOOR OPENS ] -GET YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
STEP AWAY FROM THE COCAINE AND ALL THAT DELICIOUS PRIME RIB! STEP AWAY FROM THE COCAINE AND ALL THAT DELICIOUS PRIME RIB!
TASTE DOOM, HOGS OF THE NIGHT. TASTE DOOM, HOGS OF THE NIGHT.
MOONINITES, REUNITE!
RE-UNIT-E ON ICE. RE-UNIT-E ON ICE.
[ LASER BONKS ]
THE BULLET OF DEATH BLIPS TOWARDS YOU. THE BULLET OF DEATH BLIPS TOWARDS YOU.
[ GUNFIRE ] [ GUNFIRE ]
[ VIDEO GAME BLIPS, COINS CLINK ]
FORGIVE THEM, JIMMY, THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY --
WE'VE DONE THE SHOOTOUT ALREADY ONCE. WE'VE DONE THE SHOOTOUT ALREADY ONCE.
BORED.
Carl: OH, YOU AIN'T GETTING BORED HERE. Carl: OH, YOU AIN'T GETTING BORED HERE.
RON'S UNBELIEVABLE. WATCH THIS, HE TURNS STUFF INTO BIRDS.
BIRDS, HUH? THAT'S DIFFERENT, AT LEAST.
A-ONE, A-TWO, A-THREE! A-ONE, A-TWO, A-THREE!
HALF A BITCH! HALF A BITCH!
SHIT! BABY GIRL!
DAMN IT, I TOLD YOU THE OTHER BOX! NO! DAMN IT, I TOLD YOU THE OTHER BOX! NO!
THIS SORCERER SEEMS... UNREPUTABLE. THIS SORCERER SEEMS... UNREPUTABLE.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN DRINKING UP HERE.
PRESTO DISAPPEAR-O! PRESTO DISAPPEAR-O!
TURN THAT DAMN CAMERA OFF. TURN THAT DAMN CAMERA OFF.
AIN'T NOBODY NEED TO SEE THIS SHIT.
LAMBERT!
OH, WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!
WE NEED TO SPLIT CARL, QUIETLY.
YEAH, HE'S MAKING WITNESSES DISAPPEAR-O.
HEAD-O DISAPPEAR-O! HEAD-O DISAPPEAR-O!
ARE YOU CarlitoVonLongDong69TrimChaser? ARE YOU CarlitoVonLongDong69TrimChaser? ARE YOU CarlitoVonLongDong69TrimChaser?
OH, COOL, YOU SAW MY BEHEADING VIDEO!
HEY, SEND THAT LINK AROUND. I NEED TO GET SOME HITS! HEY, SEND THAT LINK AROUND. I NEED TO GET SOME HITS!
-HEY! -YOU'RE WANTED IN QUESTIONING
FOR THE BIZARRE BROADSWORD-AND-BLENDER DEATH FOR THE BIZARRE BROADSWORD-AND-BLENDER DEATH
OF "HIGHLANDER 8" ACTOR CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT. OF "HIGHLANDER 8" ACTOR CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT.
-WHY? NO, HE KILLED ME, TOO. -NO, SEE, HE'S NOT DEAD.
-COME ON MAN, WE COME BACK. -HE'S A HIGHLANDER. -COME ON MAN, WE COME BACK. -HE'S A HIGHLANDER.
MOVIE MAGIC. TELL IT TO THE JUDGE. MOVIE MAGIC. TELL IT TO THE JUDGE.
[ CELL DOOR SLAMS ]
WELL, THEY TELLIN' ME
YOU CAN'T SERVE A SECOND CONSECUTIVE LIFE SENTENCE YOU CAN'T SERVE A SECOND CONSECUTIVE LIFE SENTENCE
UNTIL THE FIRST LIFE SENTENCE IS UP. UNTIL THE FIRST LIFE SENTENCE IS UP.
AND IT CAN'T BE UP UNTIL I DIE,
WHICH CAN'T HAPPEN BECAUSE I'M IMMORTAL!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL THAT DUMBASS PUBLIC DEFENDER?
YOUR TATTOO IS RACIST. YOUR TATTOO IS RACIST.
SORRY, I'M A WHITE SUPREMACIST NOW.
I GUESS THEY'RE STILL TRYING TO ELECTROCUTE CARL. I GUESS THEY'RE STILL TRYING TO ELECTROCUTE CARL.
HOW MANY DAYS ARE THEY GONNA DO THIS?
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] -THAT FELT GOOD.
HOW ABOUT YOU CRANK IT UP, BITCH?! HOW ABOUT YOU CRANK IT UP, BITCH?!
CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT IS THE ONLY ONE
THAT CAN GET US OUT OF HERE, MEATWAD. THAT CAN GET US OUT OF HERE, MEATWAD.
FIND HIM AND WE'LL BE EXONERATED!
WHAT HE LOOK LIKE? WHAT HE LOOK LIKE?
I TOLD YOUR DUMB ASS, DAMN IT -- FIVE WHITE BIRDS!
LAST TIME I SAW HIM, HE FLEW SOUTH, OKAY? LAST TIME I SAW HIM, HE FLEW SOUTH, OKAY?
SO, YOU KNOW, CHECK FLORIDA, I GUESS.
IS THIS HIM? IS THIS HIM?
AH, HELL, MAN. THAT'S FRIED CHICKEN AND YOU KNOW IT!
HEY, HEY, HEY! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BRING HEY, HEY, HEY! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BRING
CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT IN HERE. CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT IN HERE.
OH, SORRY, THAT'S JUST FRIED CHICKEN. OKAY, THAT'S COOL.
BECAUSE, FOR A SECOND, IT LOOKED LIKE CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT. BECAUSE, FOR A SECOND, IT LOOKED LIKE CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT.
LISTEN, THERE'S STILL A LITTLE SHAMPOO IN THE MEDICINE CABINET. LISTEN, THERE'S STILL A LITTLE SHAMPOO IN THE MEDICINE CABINET.
YOU CAN BE IMMORTAL, TOO, MEATWAD.
WE CAN ALL LIVE TOGETHER, FOREVER! WE CAN ALL LIVE TOGETHER, FOREVER!
THEN WE CAN BE ON TV FOREVER?
OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY! OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY!
WE'LL BE ON TV FOR A LONG TIME. WE'LL NEVER ST--
COME ON, REALLY? COME ON, REALLY?
SO THAT'S IT. THAT'S HOW THEY END THIS SERIES?
YEAH, I GUESS SO. YEAH, I GUESS SO.
WE STILL GOT A FEW SECONDS LEFT. LET'S DO A JOKE. WE STILL GOT A FEW SECONDS LEFT. LET'S DO A JOKE.
LET'S DO LIKE, A JOKE OR SOMETHING.
MADE IN GEORGIA. MADE IN GEORGIA.