1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:02,669 ♪ Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? ♪ 2 00:00:02,752 --> 00:00:04,170 ♪ MY NAME IS ♪ ♪ MY NAME IS ♪ 3 00:00:04,254 --> 00:00:05,755 [ Rapping ] ♪ I'M MEATWAD, I'M A BEEF BLOB ♪ 4 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,507 ♪ I'M AN IGLOO, OR A HOT DOG ♪ 5 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:09,592 ♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪ ♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪ ♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪ ♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪ 6 00:00:09,676 --> 00:00:11,386 ♪ YEAH, BITCHES ♪ ♪ YOU MESS WITH ME, YOU GET CONCRETE FEET ♪ 7 00:00:11,469 --> 00:00:13,555 ♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪ ♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪ 8 00:00:13,638 --> 00:00:15,640 ♪ YO, BOYEE ♪ ♪ BUSTED THE MOONINITES FOR SLINGING MOON ROCKS ♪ 9 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,350 ♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪ ♪ FOOLS ♪ ♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪ ♪ FOOLS ♪ 10 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:19,185 ♪ AROUND THE CORNER, FUDGE IS MADE ♪ 11 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:20,770 ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪ 12 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,439 ♪ TREAT MY HOs LIKE A COP'S BEAR CLAW ♪ 13 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,107 ♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪ ♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪ 14 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,400 ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ DO FRIES GO WITH THAT? ♪ 15 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:28,069 ♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪ ♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪ 16 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:30,572 ♪ AW, DOUGHNUTS ♪ 17 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:32,365 ♪ YEAH, BOY ♪ ♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪ ♪ YEAH, BOY ♪ ♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪ 18 00:00:32,782 --> 00:00:34,451 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 19 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:35,785 [ SCREAMS ] 20 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,662 ♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪ 21 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:39,247 ♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T BE DISMANTLED ♪ 22 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:41,249 ♪ AQUA TEEN GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪ 23 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:43,293 ♪ AQUA TEEN, WE'RE GONNA BE FOREVER ♪ 24 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:44,711 OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T! OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T! 25 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,088 MEATWAD, IT'S NOT WORKING! DO YOU COPY? 26 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,715 SOMETHING HAS PISSED THEM OFF! SOMETHING HAS PISSED THEM OFF! 27 00:00:48,798 --> 00:00:50,091 SHAKE, GET BACK TO THE SHIP! 28 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:51,384 YOU MADE THEM MAD... 29 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:54,012 HA, LOOK AT ME PHOTO-BOMBING THEM CLAMS. HA, LOOK AT ME PHOTO-BOMBING THEM CLAMS. 30 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,139 THAT WAS SOME WEEKEND, HUH? THAT WAS SOME WEEKEND, HUH? 31 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:57,724 YEP. GOOD TIMES. 32 00:00:57,807 --> 00:00:59,476 YEP, THAT WAS LAST WEEKEND. 33 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:00,935 WHAT WE GONNA DO TODAY? WHAT WE GONNA DO TODAY? 34 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,729 IT ISN'T TODAY, MEATWAD. 35 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:05,190 IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF ETERNITY. IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF ETERNITY. 36 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:07,108 BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT... 37 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:08,902 THAT I'M [BLEEP] IMMORTAL! THAT I'M [BLEEP] IMMORTAL! 38 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:11,529 -WELL, CONGRATU-DAMN-LATIONS! -THANK YOU. 39 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,323 -THAT'S A BIG DEAL. -YEAH. -THAT'S A BIG DEAL. -YEAH. 40 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:15,325 QUESTION -- AM I IMMORTAL? 41 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,701 I HOPE NOT. I HOPE NOT. 42 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,244 BUT YOU COULD BE. 43 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:20,747 YOU KNOW, HE LOVES THE POOR AND THE GROSS YOU KNOW, HE LOVES THE POOR AND THE GROSS 44 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:22,415 AND SLIMY AND WORTHLESS... 45 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,001 AND LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE ALL OF THOSE THINGS. AND LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE ALL OF THOSE THINGS. 46 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:26,711 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHO LOVES ME? 47 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,505 THE GUY IN HERE, MAN. THE GUY IN HERE, MAN. 48 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:31,966 AND THE GUY IN HERE -- THE BIBLE. 49 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,843 THIS SAYS "THE BIBBLE." 50 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:36,513 YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY? YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY? 51 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:38,932 -NO, I WOULD NEVER -- -YOU BETTER KNEEL DOWN 52 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:42,727 AND PRAY TO JIMMY WITH ME RIGHT FRICKIN' NOW! AND PRAY TO JIMMY WITH ME RIGHT FRICKIN' NOW! 53 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:45,730 WHAT Y'ALL DOIN'? 54 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,649 UH, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A BOOGER HE DROPPED 55 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:50,318 BECAUSE I TOLD HIM WE DON'T PUT OUR BOOGERS ON THE FLOOR. BECAUSE I TOLD HIM WE DON'T PUT OUR BOOGERS ON THE FLOOR. 56 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:53,029 SO WE'RE TRYING TO FIND IT SO WE CAN PUT IT ON THE TABLE. SO WE'RE TRYING TO FIND IT SO WE CAN PUT IT ON THE TABLE. 57 00:01:53,112 --> 00:01:55,031 HEY, FRYLOCK, YOU WANT TO BE IMMORTAL? 58 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:56,282 HE IS NOT CHOSEN! HE IS NOT CHOSEN! 59 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:58,076 JIMMY DON'T WANT NO FRENCH FRIES IN HIS POSSE. 60 00:01:58,159 --> 00:01:59,994 THIS IS SPELLED "BIBBLE," MAN. 61 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,996 OH, YOU'RE READING NOW? SUCK IT! 62 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,665 WHY CAN'T FRYLOCK BE IMMORTAL? 63 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:05,834 HE'LL NEVER ENTER THE KINGDOM WITH US. HE'LL NEVER ENTER THE KINGDOM WITH US. 64 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,252 WHAT KINGDOM? 65 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:09,838 KINGDOM OF...KONG. IT'S IN THE BOOK. KINGDOM OF...KONG. IT'S IN THE BOOK. 66 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,673 "THE BIBBLE, JIMMY, AND KINGDOM KONG"? 67 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:13,341 IT'S UP IN THE CLOUDS -- WITH LANDO! IT'S UP IN THE CLOUDS -- WITH LANDO! 68 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:14,926 AND DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SUCK IT?! 69 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:16,719 I DON'T HEAR ANY... [ GULPING NOISES ] I DON'T HEAR ANY... [ GULPING NOISES ] 70 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,930 YOU KNOW THIS BOOK IS SELF-PUBLISHED... 71 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:20,598 YES, LIKE MANY ANCIENT TEXTS. YES, LIKE MANY ANCIENT TEXTS. 72 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:23,184 ...ON THE BACK OF A BUNCH OF PHARMACY LABELS. 73 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:25,478 DO NOT BLASPHEME THE BOOK OF CLOZAPINE! DO NOT BLASPHEME THE BOOK OF CLOZAPINE! 74 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,565 COME ON, MEATWAD. FOLLOW ME DOWN THE RIGHTEOUS PATH. COME ON, MEATWAD. FOLLOW ME DOWN THE RIGHTEOUS PATH. 75 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:29,941 BEGONE, YE FRYMAN! 76 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:32,193 I LIVE HERE. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S LEAVING. I LIVE HERE. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S LEAVING. 77 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:33,528 AND LEAVING WE ARE! 78 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:35,738 ONWARD SO! 79 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,740 "IMMORTALITY." "IMMORTALITY." 80 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:40,451 BUNCH OF BULLSHIT. NO ONE LIVES FOREVER. BUNCH OF BULLSHIT. NO ONE LIVES FOREVER. 81 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:43,746 NOT WITHOUT CEASELESS SHAMPOO, THEY DON'T. YEAH. 82 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,748 -GOOD MORNING, FRYMAN. -OH, HEY, CARL. -GOOD MORNING, FRYMAN. -OH, HEY, CARL. 83 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,041 YOU HAVING FUN THERE, 84 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,835 JUST SORT OF SPOOGING UP MY POOL LIKE THAT? JUST SORT OF SPOOGING UP MY POOL LIKE THAT? 85 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:51,254 WELL, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT THE CITY SHUT OFF THE WATER, 86 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:52,797 BUT THAT WOULD JUST BE ANOTHER LIE. BUT THAT WOULD JUST BE ANOTHER LIE. 87 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:56,134 THANK YOU. HONESTY. THAT'S ALL I ASK FOR. THANK YOU. HONESTY. THAT'S ALL I ASK FOR. 88 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:59,053 OUR FRIENDSHIP BEGINS TODAY. 89 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,430 LET ME SEE THAT. LET ME SEE THAT. 90 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:03,099 "CEASELESS SHAMPOO CLEANS DEEP INTO THE SOUL, 91 00:03:03,182 --> 00:03:07,729 GIVING ALL WHO BATHE IN IT THE GIFT OF EVERLASTING LIFE." GIVING ALL WHO BATHE IN IT THE GIFT OF EVERLASTING LIFE." 92 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:10,690 YEAH, MAN, I FEEL STRONGER, TOO. YEAH, MAN, I FEEL STRONGER, TOO. 93 00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:13,443 DAMN, I THINK THIS IS WORKING! DAMN, I THINK THIS IS WORKING! 94 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:16,112 CARL? CARL?! CARL? CARL?! 95 00:03:16,195 --> 00:03:19,574 [ LAUGHING ] I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER! 96 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:21,576 [ LAUGHING ] [ GLASS SHATTERS ] [ LAUGHING ] [ GLASS SHATTERS ] 97 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:23,202 THAT SHAMPOO IS EXPENSIVE! 98 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,371 ONLY THREE BOTTLES OF THAT SHAMPOO WERE EVER MADE, CARL! ONLY THREE BOTTLES OF THAT SHAMPOO WERE EVER MADE, CARL! 99 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,373 WELL, THEY BETTER MAKE SOME MORE, 100 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,667 'CAUSE THIS ALL NEEDS CLEANING, BUDDY! 'CAUSE THIS ALL NEEDS CLEANING, BUDDY! 101 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,377 CARL, YOU'RE GLOWING! 102 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,212 DAMN RIGHT I AM! IT'S WORKING! DAMN RIGHT I AM! IT'S WORKING! 103 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:35,506 I CAN FRICKIN' FEEL MY SOUL TINGLING! 104 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:38,760 I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER, TOO! [ LAUGHING ] I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER, TOO! [ LAUGHING ] 105 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,346 CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT? CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT? 106 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:43,848 IT'S LAMBERT. THE "T" IS SILENT. 107 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,600 I'M FROM SCO-LAND. I'M FROM SCO-LAND. 108 00:03:45,683 --> 00:03:46,809 YOU'RE IN "HIGHLANDER 6"! 109 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,645 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM? 110 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:51,230 I SMELLED YOUR CEASELESS SHAMPOO ON THE WIND. 111 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,399 SO THE SHAMPOO -- IT REALLY WORKS! SO THE SHAMPOO -- IT REALLY WORKS! 112 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:54,859 UNFORTUNATELY, YES. 113 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:58,947 ONCE THE SHAMPOO IS IN YOU, IT HAS NO WAY TO GET OUT. ONCE THE SHAMPOO IS IN YOU, IT HAS NO WAY TO GET OUT. 114 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,366 YOU ARE FOREVER IMMORTAL. YOU ARE FOREVER IMMORTAL. 115 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:04,994 -HELL YEAH! -THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT, BOY! -HELL YEAH! -THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT, BOY! 116 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,245 CHEST BUMP RIGHT NOW. 117 00:04:06,329 --> 00:04:07,705 DAMN! -BOOYAKA! 118 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:10,208 YOU MUST HAVE WITNESSED SO MANY AMAZING THINGS! YOU MUST HAVE WITNESSED SO MANY AMAZING THINGS! 119 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:12,085 -BORING. -YOU DID YOU MEET JESUS, RIGHT? -BORING. -YOU DID YOU MEET JESUS, RIGHT? 120 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:13,670 BORING -- TALKED ABOUT HIMSELF. 121 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,338 -WHAT ABOUT BUDDHA? -COMPLETE TOOL. 122 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,840 WHAT ABOUT, LIKE, ROB HALFORD OF JUDAS PRIEST? WHAT ABOUT, LIKE, ROB HALFORD OF JUDAS PRIEST? 123 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:23,346 DAMN IT. I SUPPOSE I COULD STILL MEET ROB HALFORD. DAMN IT. I SUPPOSE I COULD STILL MEET ROB HALFORD. 124 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:25,640 YEAH, "SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE"! YEAH, "SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE"! 125 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:27,767 -GHANDI? -YES. GOD, SHUT UP. 126 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:31,145 MY MEMORIES ARE A ROADMAP THAT LEAD TO PAIN AND BOREDOM. MY MEMORIES ARE A ROADMAP THAT LEAD TO PAIN AND BOREDOM. 127 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,940 HERE, TAKE MY SWORD. YOU SEE MY HEAD? HERE, TAKE MY SWORD. YOU SEE MY HEAD? 128 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:35,400 CHOP IT OFF. 129 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:37,443 YOU -- WHAT, FOR REALS? YOU -- WHAT, FOR REALS? 130 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:38,820 YES, FOR REALS. 131 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:40,238 ALL RIGHT, SAY WHAT I TOLD YOU. ALL RIGHT, SAY WHAT I TOLD YOU. 132 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:44,158 I KNOW HOW TO ACT, I'VE BEEN IN SAG-AFTRA SINCE 1712. I KNOW HOW TO ACT, I'VE BEEN IN SAG-AFTRA SINCE 1712. 133 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:45,660 JUST READ THE THING I WROTE. 134 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:49,163 "I, CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, OF SOUND MIND AND BITCHIN' HAIR, "I, CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, OF SOUND MIND AND BITCHIN' HAIR, 135 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:52,709 AGREE TO HAVE THIS BADASS AND THIS FRENCH-FRY NUMBNUTS AGREE TO HAVE THIS BADASS AND THIS FRENCH-FRY NUMBNUTS 136 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:53,960 TO CHOP MY HEAD OFF." 137 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:56,129 THANK YOU. SEE THAT PROTECTS ME LEGALLY THANK YOU. SEE THAT PROTECTS ME LEGALLY 138 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,923 WHEN I POST THIS VIDEO UP ONLINE. 139 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:03,636 BOOM! YEAH! I'M A HIGHLANDER, TOO! 140 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,889 [ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ] 141 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,266 OH, NO. -OH, MY GOD! OH, NO. -OH, MY GOD! 142 00:05:08,349 --> 00:05:10,727 OH, NO, NO! DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT! 143 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,145 WE JUST KILLED CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, CARL! WE JUST KILLED CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT, CARL! 144 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,731 I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A DUMBASS IDEA! 145 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:15,940 HOW ARE THEY GONNA MAKE 146 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,484 "HIGHLANDER 8: ENGAGE THE SPACE KURGAN" 147 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:19,652 WITHOUT HIM? 148 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,779 -KIDDING, HA HA. -OH, THANK GOD. -KIDDING, HA HA. -OH, THANK GOD. 149 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:25,158 BUT EVEN KIDDING IS NOT FUN. FOR I AM BORED STILL. BUT EVEN KIDDING IS NOT FUN. FOR I AM BORED STILL. 150 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:29,704 -DAMN, SON. -HOLY HELL. -DAMN, SON. -HOLY HELL. 151 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:31,831 HEY, THIS GIVES ME A GOOD IDEA. 152 00:05:33,082 --> 00:05:34,292 YEAH, THERE YOU GO! 153 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:36,044 CARL, WHAT THE HELL, MAN?! CARL, WHAT THE HELL, MAN?! 154 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:39,464 GERONIMO! 155 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,429 LITTLE NEEDLE-DROP SPEED METAL, IT'S NOT BAD. 156 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:47,472 GIVE IT A LITTLE HEAT. 157 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:48,556 I'VE SEEN THIS. I'VE SEEN THIS. 158 00:05:48,639 --> 00:05:50,725 OH, HERE WE GO, I LOVE THIS ONE! 159 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:52,602 AND BOOM! HA HA HA. AND BOOM! HA HA HA. 160 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:54,395 BORING. NO INTEREST. 161 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,398 PLEASE TURN YOUR BIBBLES TO THE BOOK OF METHADONE PLEASE TURN YOUR BIBBLES TO THE BOOK OF METHADONE 162 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,108 AND BOW YOUR HEADS. 163 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,152 -RAMMA LAMMA. -RAMMA LAMMA. -RAMMA LAMMA. -RAMMA LAMMA. 164 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:02,487 -ALABAMA. -ALABAMA. 165 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,572 IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS IT IS TRUE. IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS IT IS TRUE. 166 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:06,240 -OOBIE DOOBIE. -OOBIE DOOBIE. 167 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,034 -DEEBIE DOBBIE. -DEEBIE DOBBIE. -DEEBIE DOBBIE. -DEEBIE DOBBIE. 168 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:09,535 -AMEN. -AHHH! 169 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:12,205 IT'S THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD. IT'S THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD. 170 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:14,624 EAT OF MY FLESH... [GROANS] 171 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:16,751 ...AND DRINK OF MY BLOOD. ...AND DRINK OF MY BLOOD. 172 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:21,214 FOR I AM SO HOPPED UP ON COCAINE, I KNOW NOT WHAT I DO. FOR I AM SO HOPPED UP ON COCAINE, I KNOW NOT WHAT I DO. 173 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:23,132 [ GRUNTS ] 174 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:25,551 UH... 175 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:28,262 GO ON, ERR, PARTAKE OF MY FLESH. GO ON, ERR, PARTAKE OF MY FLESH. 176 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:29,764 I'M NOT EATING PEOPLE TODAY. 177 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:32,683 PUT SOME GODDAMN STEAK SAUCE ON IT. IT'S NOT BAD. PUT SOME GODDAMN STEAK SAUCE ON IT. IT'S NOT BAD. 178 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,977 -HERE BOY, HERE BOY... -HEY! THAT'S PART OF MY CHEEK. 179 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,646 I DIDN'T CUT IT OFF SO YOU COULD JUST, I DIDN'T CUT IT OFF SO YOU COULD JUST, 180 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:38,356 YOU KNOW, FEED IT TO THE DOG, OKAY?! 181 00:06:38,439 --> 00:06:40,399 OH! THE BEAST IS IN HEAT! OH! THE BEAST IS IN HEAT! 182 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:43,778 IT'S STOOPING ME ALL OVER MY CREVICES! 183 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:47,115 SHH! IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY, 'CAUSE TONIGHT, IT'S YOU. SHH! IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY, 'CAUSE TONIGHT, IT'S YOU. 184 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:50,618 THAT'S SOME GOOD C.G. WORK. 185 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:53,454 NO, THAT AIN'T C.G. THAT'S CEASELESS SHAMPOO. NO, THAT AIN'T C.G. THAT'S CEASELESS SHAMPOO. 186 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:54,705 THAT'S FOR REALS. 187 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,749 ME, FRYMAN, LAMBERT, ME, FRYMAN, LAMBERT, 188 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,626 WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER. -BORING. 189 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:00,503 OH, COOL! ME, TOO. THROUGH JIMMY. OH, COOL! ME, TOO. THROUGH JIMMY. 190 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:02,255 WE SHOULD HANG OUT -- FOREVER. 191 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:04,340 LIKE THEM TWINS FROM "THE SHINING"? LIKE THEM TWINS FROM "THE SHINING"? 192 00:07:04,423 --> 00:07:05,675 WELL, WELL, WELL. 193 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:07,468 STILL KICKING THE TIRES AROUND 194 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:10,638 ON MY WEIRD RELIGION, FRY-NERD? ON MY WEIRD RELIGION, FRY-NERD? 195 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:13,307 HERE, CHUG FROM JIMMY'S CHALICE. HERE, CHUG FROM JIMMY'S CHALICE. 196 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,350 ETERNITY. 197 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:16,185 [ GRUNTS, BURPS ] [ GRUNTS, BURPS ] 198 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:19,063 -GROSS. -YEAH, YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR DUMB ASS TO THE HOSPITAL, SHAKE. 199 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,648 BUT I LIVE FOREVER THROUGH HIM. BUT I LIVE FOREVER THROUGH HIM. 200 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:22,316 -NO, YOU WON'T. -YOU KNOW, THROUGH JIMMY. 201 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,944 -RELIGION AIN'T THE ANSWER. -YEAH, NO, IT'S SHAMPOO! -RELIGION AIN'T THE ANSWER. -YEAH, NO, IT'S SHAMPOO! 202 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:27,905 SHAMPOO IS THE ANSWER! -WAIT A MINUTE. 203 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:30,116 DID YOU TOUCH MY COCAINE? -YOU GOT BOOGER SUGAR? DID YOU TOUCH MY COCAINE? -YOU GOT BOOGER SUGAR? 204 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:33,161 DON'T YOU TOUCH MY COCAINE! THAT IS MY COCAINE! DON'T YOU TOUCH MY COCAINE! THAT IS MY COCAINE! 205 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:38,166 DISCIPLES OF JIMMY! DRAW YOUR WEAPONS! DISCIPLES OF JIMMY! DRAW YOUR WEAPONS! 206 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,376 EVERYONE, OPEN FIRE -- DO IT. EVERYONE, OPEN FIRE -- DO IT. 207 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:42,545 -YEAH, DO IT MAN. -SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 208 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,798 [ GUNFIRE ] [ GUNFIRE ] 209 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:57,935 THAT WAS FRIGGIN' AWESOME! 210 00:07:58,019 --> 00:07:59,187 YEAH, BABY, YEAH! 211 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:01,022 BORING. BORING. 212 00:08:01,105 --> 00:08:03,149 DANG, BOY, YOUR SHAMPOO DONE THAT? 213 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:04,942 [ SIRENS WAIL ] -I WANT THE SHAMPOO! [ SIRENS WAIL ] -I WANT THE SHAMPOO! 214 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,819 [ DOOR OPENS ] -GET YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! 215 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:11,616 STEP AWAY FROM THE COCAINE AND ALL THAT DELICIOUS PRIME RIB! STEP AWAY FROM THE COCAINE AND ALL THAT DELICIOUS PRIME RIB! 216 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:13,784 TASTE DOOM, HOGS OF THE NIGHT. TASTE DOOM, HOGS OF THE NIGHT. 217 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,036 MOONINITES, REUNITE! 218 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:17,914 RE-UNIT-E ON ICE. RE-UNIT-E ON ICE. 219 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,290 [ LASER BONKS ] 220 00:08:19,373 --> 00:08:22,793 THE BULLET OF DEATH BLIPS TOWARDS YOU. THE BULLET OF DEATH BLIPS TOWARDS YOU. 221 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:24,879 [ GUNFIRE ] [ GUNFIRE ] 222 00:08:24,962 --> 00:08:27,548 [ VIDEO GAME BLIPS, COINS CLINK ] 223 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:35,556 FORGIVE THEM, JIMMY, THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY -- 224 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:41,646 WE'VE DONE THE SHOOTOUT ALREADY ONCE. WE'VE DONE THE SHOOTOUT ALREADY ONCE. 225 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:42,855 BORED. 226 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:44,941 Carl: OH, YOU AIN'T GETTING BORED HERE. Carl: OH, YOU AIN'T GETTING BORED HERE. 227 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:47,985 RON'S UNBELIEVABLE. WATCH THIS, HE TURNS STUFF INTO BIRDS. 228 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:51,113 BIRDS, HUH? THAT'S DIFFERENT, AT LEAST. 229 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:54,659 A-ONE, A-TWO, A-THREE! A-ONE, A-TWO, A-THREE! 230 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:57,119 HALF A BITCH! HALF A BITCH! 231 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,163 SHIT! BABY GIRL! 232 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,540 DAMN IT, I TOLD YOU THE OTHER BOX! NO! DAMN IT, I TOLD YOU THE OTHER BOX! NO! 233 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,502 THIS SORCERER SEEMS... UNREPUTABLE. THIS SORCERER SEEMS... UNREPUTABLE. 234 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:07,630 I SHOULDN'T HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN DRINKING UP HERE. 235 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:10,675 PRESTO DISAPPEAR-O! PRESTO DISAPPEAR-O! 236 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:12,635 TURN THAT DAMN CAMERA OFF. TURN THAT DAMN CAMERA OFF. 237 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:15,137 AIN'T NOBODY NEED TO SEE THIS SHIT. 238 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:17,974 LAMBERT! 239 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,976 OH, WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?! 240 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,644 WE NEED TO SPLIT CARL, QUIETLY. 241 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,854 YEAH, HE'S MAKING WITNESSES DISAPPEAR-O. 242 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:26,565 HEAD-O DISAPPEAR-O! HEAD-O DISAPPEAR-O! 243 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:32,530 ARE YOU CarlitoVonLongDong69TrimChaser? ARE YOU CarlitoVonLongDong69TrimChaser? ARE YOU CarlitoVonLongDong69TrimChaser? 244 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:35,116 OH, COOL, YOU SAW MY BEHEADING VIDEO! 245 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:37,785 HEY, SEND THAT LINK AROUND. I NEED TO GET SOME HITS! HEY, SEND THAT LINK AROUND. I NEED TO GET SOME HITS! 246 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:39,745 -HEY! -YOU'RE WANTED IN QUESTIONING 247 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,872 FOR THE BIZARRE BROADSWORD-AND-BLENDER DEATH FOR THE BIZARRE BROADSWORD-AND-BLENDER DEATH 248 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,333 OF "HIGHLANDER 8" ACTOR CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT. OF "HIGHLANDER 8" ACTOR CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT. 249 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,419 -WHY? NO, HE KILLED ME, TOO. -NO, SEE, HE'S NOT DEAD. 250 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,713 -COME ON MAN, WE COME BACK. -HE'S A HIGHLANDER. -COME ON MAN, WE COME BACK. -HE'S A HIGHLANDER. 251 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:52,258 MOVIE MAGIC. TELL IT TO THE JUDGE. MOVIE MAGIC. TELL IT TO THE JUDGE. 252 00:09:52,341 --> 00:09:53,926 [ CELL DOOR SLAMS ] 253 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,344 WELL, THEY TELLIN' ME 254 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,972 YOU CAN'T SERVE A SECOND CONSECUTIVE LIFE SENTENCE YOU CAN'T SERVE A SECOND CONSECUTIVE LIFE SENTENCE 255 00:09:58,055 --> 00:10:00,016 UNTIL THE FIRST LIFE SENTENCE IS UP. UNTIL THE FIRST LIFE SENTENCE IS UP. 256 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,809 AND IT CAN'T BE UP UNTIL I DIE, 257 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:03,936 WHICH CAN'T HAPPEN BECAUSE I'M IMMORTAL! 258 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,814 HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL THAT DUMBASS PUBLIC DEFENDER? 259 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,774 YOUR TATTOO IS RACIST. YOUR TATTOO IS RACIST. 260 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:11,527 SORRY, I'M A WHITE SUPREMACIST NOW. 261 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:14,071 I GUESS THEY'RE STILL TRYING TO ELECTROCUTE CARL. I GUESS THEY'RE STILL TRYING TO ELECTROCUTE CARL. 262 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,990 HOW MANY DAYS ARE THEY GONNA DO THIS? 263 00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:17,575 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ] -THAT FELT GOOD. 264 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:20,119 HOW ABOUT YOU CRANK IT UP, BITCH?! HOW ABOUT YOU CRANK IT UP, BITCH?! 265 00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:22,330 CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT IS THE ONLY ONE 266 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:24,623 THAT CAN GET US OUT OF HERE, MEATWAD. THAT CAN GET US OUT OF HERE, MEATWAD. 267 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:27,001 FIND HIM AND WE'LL BE EXONERATED! 268 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:28,377 WHAT HE LOOK LIKE? WHAT HE LOOK LIKE? 269 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,380 I TOLD YOUR DUMB ASS, DAMN IT -- FIVE WHITE BIRDS! 270 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,674 LAST TIME I SAW HIM, HE FLEW SOUTH, OKAY? LAST TIME I SAW HIM, HE FLEW SOUTH, OKAY? 271 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,885 SO, YOU KNOW, CHECK FLORIDA, I GUESS. 272 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,219 IS THIS HIM? IS THIS HIM? 273 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,847 AH, HELL, MAN. THAT'S FRIED CHICKEN AND YOU KNOW IT! 274 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,474 HEY, HEY, HEY! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BRING HEY, HEY, HEY! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BRING 275 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:44,018 CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT IN HERE. CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT IN HERE. 276 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:46,896 OH, SORRY, THAT'S JUST FRIED CHICKEN. OKAY, THAT'S COOL. 277 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,857 BECAUSE, FOR A SECOND, IT LOOKED LIKE CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT. BECAUSE, FOR A SECOND, IT LOOKED LIKE CHRISTOPHER LAMBERT. 278 00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:53,486 LISTEN, THERE'S STILL A LITTLE SHAMPOO IN THE MEDICINE CABINET. LISTEN, THERE'S STILL A LITTLE SHAMPOO IN THE MEDICINE CABINET. 279 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:55,154 YOU CAN BE IMMORTAL, TOO, MEATWAD. 280 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:56,947 WE CAN ALL LIVE TOGETHER, FOREVER! WE CAN ALL LIVE TOGETHER, FOREVER! 281 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:58,741 THEN WE CAN BE ON TV FOREVER? 282 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,117 OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY! OH, YEAH, ABSOLUTELY! 283 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,119 WE'LL BE ON TV FOR A LONG TIME. WE'LL NEVER ST-- 284 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,043 COME ON, REALLY? COME ON, REALLY? 285 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,629 SO THAT'S IT. THAT'S HOW THEY END THIS SERIES? 286 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,005 YEAH, I GUESS SO. YEAH, I GUESS SO. 287 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:16,509 WE STILL GOT A FEW SECONDS LEFT. LET'S DO A JOKE. WE STILL GOT A FEW SECONDS LEFT. LET'S DO A JOKE. 288 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,761 LET'S DO LIKE, A JOKE OR SOMETHING. 289 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:22,723 MADE IN GEORGIA. MADE IN GEORGIA.