♪ Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? ♪
♪ MY NAME IS ♪ ♪ MY NAME IS ♪
[ Rapping ] ♪ I'M MEATWAD, I'M A BEEF BLOB ♪
♪ I'M AN IGLOO, OR A HOT DOG ♪
♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪ ♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪ ♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪ ♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪
♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ YOU MESS WITH ME, YOU GET CONCRETE FEET ♪
♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪ ♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪
♪ YO, BOYEE ♪ ♪ BUSTED THE MOONINITES FOR SLINGING MOON ROCKS ♪
♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪ ♪ FOOLS ♪ ♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪ ♪ FOOLS ♪
♪ AROUND THE CORNER, FUDGE IS MADE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪
♪ TREAT MY HOs LIKE A COP'S BEAR CLAW ♪
♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪ ♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ DO FRIES GO WITH THAT? ♪
♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪ ♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪
♪ AW, DOUGHNUTS ♪
♪ YEAH, BOY ♪ ♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪ ♪ YEAH, BOY ♪ ♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
[ SCREAMS ]
♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪
♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T BE DISMANTLED ♪
♪ AQUA TEEN GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪
♪ AQUA TEEN, WE'RE GONNA BE FOREVER ♪
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T! OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!
[ SONAR PINGING ] 40,000 KNOTS.
THUNDERSTUD LOWERING.
Thunderstud is down 20,000 leagues under the sea. Thunderstud is down 20,000 leagues under the sea.
Leaguing into position. Leaguing into position.
Hey, call me Thunderstud, okay?
CUT THE CHATTER. CUT THE CHATTER.
WE'RE GETTING CLOSE.
DO YOU COPY, SHAKE?
Shake is not here. Shake is not here.
ARE YOU TRYING TO REACH THUNDERSTUD?
Kick on the floods, Thunderstud. Kick on the floods, Thunderstud.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
OKAY, HERE GOES. OKAY, HERE GOES.
I NEED TO PRY OPEN THE MOTHER CLAM WITHOUT WAKING HER,
AND THEN I CAN JUST -- DAMN IT, SHAKE! STOP! AND THEN I CAN JUST -- DAMN IT, SHAKE! STOP!
[ WARBLING ] Man: GAME OVER!
GOD DAMN IT. GOD DAMN IT.
I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF IT WAS GONNA BLOW --
YES, IT WILL BLOW ME UP.
I MEAN, I DIDN'T MEAN TO ACTUALLY BLOW YOU -- I MEAN, I DIDN'T MEAN TO ACTUALLY BLOW YOU --
YES, YOU DID. YOU MEANT TO.
AND THAT IS DEAD-ON ACCURACY. AND THAT IS DEAD-ON ACCURACY.
I SHOULD BE GETTING SHOWERED WITH HEALTH POINTS
AND POWER-UPS FOR THAT. AND POWER-UPS FOR THAT.
YOU NEED TO STOP SCREWING AROUND HERE, MAN!
WE'RE ONLY GONNA HAVE ONE SHOT AT THIS MOTHER CLAM WE'RE ONLY GONNA HAVE ONE SHOT AT THIS MOTHER CLAM
WHEN THIS ALL GOES DOWN!
UH, DUDE.
IT'S A VIDEO GAME?
WHAT VIDEO GAME? WHAT VIDEO GAME?
THIS GAME YOU'RE NEVER GONNA PLAY,
'CAUSE ALL YOU'LL DO IS GRUNGE UP MY HEADSET WITH OIL AND SINEW 'CAUSE ALL YOU'LL DO IS GRUNGE UP MY HEADSET WITH OIL AND SINEW
AND WHATEVER DISGUSTING GRISTLE YOU'RE MADE OF. AND WHATEVER DISGUSTING GRISTLE YOU'RE MADE OF.
OHH, IS THIS CLAMDIGGER 2?
I'VE BEEN WAITING 10 YEARS FOR THIS BAD BOY TO COME OUT. I'VE BEEN WAITING 10 YEARS FOR THIS BAD BOY TO COME OUT.
SANTA CLAUS BROUGHT IT FOR ME.
OKAY, OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH. OKAY, OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH.
LET'S LET SHAKE GET BACK TO HIS GAME.
OKAY, THUNDERSTUD?
COME ON, PUT ON THE HEADSET. LET'S GO. COME ON, PUT ON THE HEADSET. LET'S GO.
THIS IS TOO MUCH SCREEN TIME FOR ME.
I'M LATE FOR CrossFit. SHAKE, DON'T GO.
WE NEED TO KILL THAT MOTHER CLAM. WE NEED TO KILL THAT MOTHER CLAM.
AND I'M TAKING THE BEANBAG...
FOR IT BELONGS TO ME! FOR IT BELONGS TO ME!
SHAKE, WE NEED TO TALK, MAN.
I'LL TALK WITH YOU.
WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? -- JELLO? WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? -- JELLO?
THIS IS SORT OF BETWEEN ME AND SHAKE.
SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU, FRYLOCK? SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU, FRYLOCK?
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? YOU DON'T EVER TALK TO ME.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH TALKING TO ME? WHAT'S WRONG WITH TALKING TO ME?
I LIKE TO TALK.
AND YET, YOU DON'T LIKE TALKING TO ME.
THAT'S NOT TRUE, MEATWAD. YOU KNOW IT. WE TALK. THAT'S NOT TRUE, MEATWAD. YOU KNOW IT. WE TALK.
WELL, IT'S ALWAYS SO ONE-SIDED.
YOU YELLING, "MEATWAD, GET YOUR FINGER OUT YOUR BUTT," YOU YELLING, "MEATWAD, GET YOUR FINGER OUT YOUR BUTT,"
AND ME GOING, "IT'S NOT IN MY BUTT," AND ME GOING, "IT'S NOT IN MY BUTT,"
AND YOU GOING, "YES, IT IS,"
AND ME GOING, "YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT." AND ME GOING, "YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT."
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- LET'S SIT DOWN AND TALK.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
HMM. HMM.
WHAT MAKES JELLO SO JIGGLY?
WELL, WHEN WATER MIXES WITH THE MOLECULES, IT -- WELL, WHEN WATER MIXES WITH THE MOLECULES, IT --
GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR BUTT.
AW, MAN. [ POP! ]
FELL OFF THE WAGON AGAIN.
I GUESS I BETTER GO CALL MY SPONSOR. I GUESS I BETTER GO CALL MY SPONSOR.
I'LL HAVE A SCOTCH -- NEAT, PLEASE.
WHOLE MILK. NO ICE. WHOLE MILK. NO ICE.
AND HOW ABOUT SOME CHIPS AND SALSA, PLEASE?
WHILE WE'RE YOUNG. WHILE WE'RE YOUNG.
IT'S A STEAK HOUSE, SHAKE. OH.
WELL, THEN, UH, BRING ME THAT BOWL OF MINTS
UP BY THE REGISTER.
AND SHOW SOME HUSTLE, WILL YOU, SWEET TITS?
DID YOU SEE HOW SHE CHECKED OUT MY CROTCH? DID YOU SEE HOW SHE CHECKED OUT MY CROTCH?
YEAH, WE'RE AT A STEAK HOUSE NOW.
TUBE STEAK! TUBE STEAK!
SHAKE, MAN, I'M...
I'M DYING. I'M DYING.
[ MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING ]
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
DON'T CRY OR NOTHING.
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS. IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
THE JEWEL ON MY BACK?
IT HAS A HALF-LIFE OF ABOUT 15 YEARS. IT HAS A HALF-LIFE OF ABOUT 15 YEARS.
WEIRD.
THAT'S EXACTLY HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN DETECTIVES. THAT'S EXACTLY HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN DETECTIVES.
YOU AIN'T NOTICED HOW DIM IT'S GOTTEN?
HERE, WATCH THIS. HERE, WATCH THIS.
[ SIZZLING ]
OH, GOD.
HAVE YOU TOLD MEATWAD? HAVE YOU TOLD MEATWAD?
NAH. YOU KNOW HE COULDN'T HANDLE IT, MAN.
LISTEN, I'VE BEEN HAVING THESE DREAMS -- LISTEN, I'VE BEEN HAVING THESE DREAMS --
INTENSE DREAMS -- ABOUT CLAMS.
AND THE DREAMS LED ME TO THIS PLANET, SEE? CLAMIDIA. AND THE DREAMS LED ME TO THIS PLANET, SEE? CLAMIDIA.
IT'S A WATERY BODY NEAR VENUS. IT'S A WATERY BODY NEAR VENUS.
WHERE'S THAT GODFORSAKEN MILK?!
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, SISTER? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, SISTER?
TURN AROUND AND EAT YOUR SLOP.
I'M SORRY. YOU WERE SAYING? I'M SORRY. YOU WERE SAYING?
ANYWAY, THE FRENCH CLAMIDIANS, ANYWAY, THE FRENCH CLAMIDIANS,
THEY GROW THESE JEWELS INSIDE THE MOTHER CLAM
JUST LIKE THE ONE ON MY BACK. J'ACCUSE! JUST LIKE THE ONE ON MY BACK. J'ACCUSE!
THAT'S WHY I'M TRAINING US WITH CLAMDIGGER 2. THAT'S WHY I'M TRAINING US WITH CLAMDIGGER 2.
IT'S NOT A GAME. IT'S A SIMULATOR.
I'M GONNA FIGHT THOSE CLAMS, GET ME A NEW JEWEL, I'M GONNA FIGHT THOSE CLAMS, GET ME A NEW JEWEL,
OR THAT'S IT FOR ME.
I'M DONE. I'M DONE.
ARE CLAMS SHELLFISH? YEAH.
YEAH, I'M ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH. YEAH, I'M ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH.
HEY, YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS BEHIND YOU?
DON'T LOOK AROUND.
I THINK THEY'RE SINGLE. I THINK THEY'RE SINGLE.
THAT'S WHY I WEAR THE OL' WEDDING RING.
IT MAKES ME MORE DESIRABLE. IT MAKES ME MORE DESIRABLE.
TO THEM, I'M BUT A SEXUAL TROPHY.
YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND. YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND.
[ SLURPS, SMACKS LIPS ] AHH.
YO, WAITER, CAN I GET ANOTHER SCOTCH, PLEASE?
NO, NO, NO! LOOK, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU, TOO. NO, NO, NO! LOOK, I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU, TOO.
YEAH, I RECENTLY PURCHASED A THREE-WHEELER! YEAH, I RECENTLY PURCHASED A THREE-WHEELER!
PEW! PEW! TAKE THAT, CLAM. PEW! PEW! TAKE THAT, CLAM.
YOU'VE REACHED THE MOTHER CLAM! YOU'VE REACHED THE MOTHER CLAM!
[ TWINKLE! ] [ TWINKLE! ]
YOU'VE FOUND THE JEWEL OF CLAMIDIEAUX!
HURRY! BACK TO EARTH! HURRY! BACK TO EARTH!
TO SAVE FRYLOCK'S LIFE!
TO SAVE FRYLOCK'S WHAT, NOW? TO SAVE FRYLOCK'S WHAT, NOW?
[ DOOR OPENS ] Shake: YOU'RE DRUNK.
[ Slurring ] YOU'RE DRUNK! LET'S GET SOME BEER.
CARL. DUNH. CARL. DUNH.
WAKE YOUR ASS UP. LET'S DANCE, MAN. COME ON.
[ Slurring ] HEY, YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT. [ Slurring ] HEY, YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. OW!
CARL! COME ON, MAN, LET'S DANCE!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
WHAT ARE WE DOING IN CARL'S HOUSE? WHAT ARE WE DOING IN CARL'S HOUSE?
LET'S GET OUT OF THE MAN'S HOUSE!
GO HOME, CARL. THANK YOU FOR BABYSITTING. GO HOME, CARL. THANK YOU FOR BABYSITTING.
YEAH, I BABYSAT ALL THEM WIDE-MOUTH TALL BOYS. YEAH, I BABYSAT ALL THEM WIDE-MOUTH TALL BOYS.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOUR HOME IS THAT WAY.
YEAH, I SEE IT. SHUT UP. YEAH, I SEE IT. SHUT UP.
WHERE'S MEATWAD?
WAKE THAT LITTLE BALD-HEADED BEEF SUMBITCH UP! WAKE THAT LITTLE BALD-HEADED BEEF SUMBITCH UP!
[ CRYING, SNIFFLES ]
MEATWAD, WHY YOU CRYING? LET'S TALK. MEATWAD, WHY YOU CRYING? LET'S TALK.
[ As Meatwad ] "WE DON'T EVER TALK, FRYLOCK." NA-NA-NA-NA. [ As Meatwad ] "WE DON'T EVER TALK, FRYLOCK." NA-NA-NA-NA.
[ Normal voice ] REMEMBER? COME ON, DAWG.
LET'S TALK.
[ POP! ] YOU JUST GONNA TELL ME
TO GET MY FINGER OUT MY BUTT! TO GET MY FINGER OUT MY BUTT!
NO, I WON'T TELL YOU TO GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR BUTT.
HELL, I'LL PUT MY FINGER IN YOUR BUTT. HELL, I'LL PUT MY FINGER IN YOUR BUTT.
WE'LL HAVE FINGERS IN BUTTS.
COME ON, MAN, LET'S DANCE.
I AIN'T GONNA DANCE WITH YOU. I AIN'T GONNA DANCE WITH YOU.
I PLAYED CLAMDIGGER. I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
CLAMDIGGER'S NOT A VIDEO GAME. CLAMDIGGER'S NOT A VIDEO GAME.
IT'S A SIMULATOR. IT'S A SIMULATOR.
YES, FRYLOCK, I WAS LISTENING.
HELL, I FINISHED THAT DUMB GAME. HELL, I FINISHED THAT DUMB GAME.
YOU WHAT?
[ Chuckling ] YEAH, RIGHT. BY YOURSELF? [ Chuckling ] YEAH, RIGHT. BY YOURSELF?
THAT'S A TWO-MAN GAME!
AND YET, I CRUSHED IT ALONE.
YOU LIE. YOU LIE.
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME! [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME!
I'M ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH.
SABOTEUR! AAH! SABOTEUR! AAH!
AAH!
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
I'M ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH.
SABOTEUR!
AAH! HUH?
[ LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS ] WAKE UP.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT HAVING THE BAD DREAM, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT HAVING THE BAD DREAM,
'CAUSE -- BECAUSE I DEFINITELY WASN'T.
WAIT A SECOND. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
ARE YOU HAVING THE DREAM, TOO? ARE YOU HAVING THE DREAM, TOO?
THE WHAT NOW? WHICH DREAM?
I DON'T [SPUTTERS] I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M IN HERE. I DON'T [SPUTTERS] I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M IN HERE.
GOOD NIGHT. DID A CLAM SPEAK TO YOU IN FRENCH
AND THEN SNAP HIS SHELL OVER YOUR HEAD? AND THEN SNAP HIS SHELL OVER YOUR HEAD?
[ Chuckling ] NO.
IN MY DREAM, I JUST RESCUE CHERYL TIEGS IN MY DREAM, I JUST RESCUE CHERYL TIEGS
FROM THE SHOWER MONSTER, AND THEN SHE SEXES ME.
AND IT IS BITCHIN'. AND IT IS BITCHIN'.
[ Sleepily ] OH, THEN TURN OFF THE LIGHT, THEN.
THIS HERE IS MY JEW BUDDY -- HIRAM. THIS HERE IS MY JEW BUDDY -- HIRAM.
SHOW HIM, HIRAM. MAZEL TOV.
SEE? HE'S JEWISH. JEWISH GUYS SAY THAT. SEE? HE'S JEWISH. JEWISH GUYS SAY THAT.
SHABBAT SHALOM AND ALL THAT.
HIRAM PRICES ROCKS DOWN IN THE DIAMOND DISTRICT. HIRAM PRICES ROCKS DOWN IN THE DIAMOND DISTRICT.
SEE, HE CAN FIT YOU WITH A CUBIC ZIRC
AND REPLACE THAT BAD DIAMOND YOU GOT.
AND THEN WE DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SPACE TO FIGHT ANY CLAMS. AND THEN WE DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SPACE TO FIGHT ANY CLAMS.
YEAH, GUYS, THANKS FOR THE THOUGHT, YEAH, GUYS, THANKS FOR THE THOUGHT,
BUT THIS IS CLAMIDIAN QUARTZ.
IT HAS MAGICAL PROPERTIES.
THERE'S NO OTHER STONE LIKE THIS ONE ON THIS PLANET. THERE'S NO OTHER STONE LIKE THIS ONE ON THIS PLANET.
HEY, HIRAM'S GOT SOME SUCTION WITH THE CLAM PEOPLE, RIGHT?
THE CLAM PEOPLE? THE CLAM PEOPLE?
NO, I-I-I KNOW WHO THE CLAM PEOPLE ARE.
I CAN GET YOU CLAMIDIAN QUARTZ.
YOU NEVER SEEN BETTER CLAMIDIAN QUARTZ THAN THIS. YOU NEVER SEEN BETTER CLAMIDIAN QUARTZ THAN THIS.
LISTEN TO HIRAM. THE JEWS ARE SMART.
THAT'S WHY THEY OWN EVERYTHING. THAT'S WHY THEY OWN EVERYTHING.
YEAH, WELL, UNLESS HIRAM HERE'S GOT A ROCKET SHIP
THAT CAN GET US TO CLAMIDIA, HE AIN'T GONNA -- THAT CAN GET US TO CLAMIDIA, HE AIN'T GONNA --
COME ON, NOW. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, MAN! WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING?!
I NEED TO BRING THE JEWEL I NEED TO BRING THE JEWEL
BACK TO MY JEWISH SHOP, MESHUGGENER.
WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR BRAID?
UH, MY BRAID'S FALLING OUT 'CAUSE OF GOD'S VENGEANCE. UH, MY BRAID'S FALLING OUT 'CAUSE OF GOD'S VENGEANCE.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MY PEOPLE? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MY PEOPLE?
NO, IT'S FALLING OFF BECAUSE THE TAPE'S COMING OFF. NO, IT'S FALLING OFF BECAUSE THE TAPE'S COMING OFF.
DOMINICK? WHAT?
I KNEW NOTHING OF THIS. I AM OUTRAGED. I KNEW NOTHING OF THIS. I AM OUTRAGED.
THIS WHOLE TIME YOU BEEN PRETENDING
TO BE MY OTHER FRIEND, HIRAM, TO BE MY OTHER FRIEND, HIRAM,
SO YOU COULD HUSTLE MY OTHER GOOD FRIEND, FRYMAN, HERE?! SO YOU COULD HUSTLE MY OTHER GOOD FRIEND, FRYMAN, HERE?!
HOW DARE YOU?
YOU SAID 20-CARAT ROCK.
THAT AIN'T A DIAMOND, CARL! THAT AIN'T A DIAMOND, CARL!
HE'S SICK.
AND YOU'RE SICK, TOO, FOR PREYING ON HIM.
GET OUT OF HERE. I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY SIGHT. GET OUT OF HERE. I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY SIGHT.
YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN KISS OFF THAT FINDER'S FEE! YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN KISS OFF THAT FINDER'S FEE!
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
THIS CAN HAPPEN. THIS CAN HAPPEN.
CARL, WE'RE GOING SWIMMING.
WELL, I FORBID IT. WELL, I FORBID IT.
WELL, I AIN'T ASKING, CARL.
I'M TELLING.
NOW, HOLD YOUR BREATH. NOW, HOLD YOUR BREATH. NOW, HOLD YOUR BREATH.
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD TO GET WET RIGHT NOW. YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD TO GET WET RIGHT NOW.
AAH!
[ DOOR OPENS ]
AAAAAAH! AAAAAAH!
[ WHIMPERING ]
[ GASPING ] [ GASPING ]
OH, THAT WAS FUN, BOY. LET'S DO THAT AGAIN.
WAIT A MINUTE. WHEN DID YOU GET THIS? WAIT A MINUTE. WHEN DID YOU GET THIS?
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
OKAY, WHEN WE EXIT THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE, OKAY, WHEN WE EXIT THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE,
THESE PANELS WILL COME OFF,
AND THERE'S A SUBMARINE UNDERNEATH. AND THERE'S A SUBMARINE UNDERNEATH.
WHEN DID YOU GET THIS?!
I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO WORK THESE LASERS.
WAIT A MINUTE. THEY WILL BLAST CLAMS FROM A QUARTER-MILE OUT. WAIT A MINUTE. THEY WILL BLAST CLAMS FROM A QUARTER-MILE OUT.
I TOLD YOU THAT I WOULD PREFER
TO NOT FIGHT THE CLAM PEOPLE FROM MY NIGHTMARES. TO NOT FIGHT THE CLAM PEOPLE FROM MY NIGHTMARES.
SO YOU ARE HAVING NIGHTMARES.
ALSO, I'M THE LEADER, ALSO, I'M THE LEADER,
AND WHAT I SAY GOES.
WELL, YOU AREN'T FIGHTING THEM. HE IS. WELL, YOU AREN'T FIGHTING THEM. HE IS.
THAT'S RIGHT. BOOM!
I'M GONNA PUNCH IT, BOY!
NO, YOU DON'T GET TO PUNCH NOTHING. NO, YOU DON'T GET TO PUNCH NOTHING.
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH YOUR DOLLS,
OF WHICH YOU CAN ONLY BRING TWO. OF WHICH YOU CAN ONLY BRING TWO.
I'M BRINGING THREE DOLLS.
NO! I AM THUNDERSTUD.
SO YOU HAVE A DECISION TO MAKE... SO YOU HAVE A DECISION TO MAKE...
'CAUSE I WILL DESTROY THIS SHIP WITH MY ANGER 'CAUSE I WILL DESTROY THIS SHIP WITH MY ANGER
BEFORE I LET STRAWBERRY NERDCAKE STEER IT!
THAT'S YOUR NEW NAME, BY THE WAY. THAT'S YOUR NEW NAME, BY THE WAY.
MEATWAD IS THE BEST AT THIS.
OH, HELLO, WIPER. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! OH, HELLO, WIPER. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
SHAKE, YOU ARE NOT TO MESS WITH THAT WIPER BLADE!
OH, IS THAT RIGHT? [ CREAK ] OH, IS THAT RIGHT? [ CREAK ]
LOOK, I MADE THE CALL, OKAY? IT IS WHAT IT IS.
I'M GONNA MAKE THE CALL RIGHT NOW TO MY FRIEND WIPER... I'M GONNA MAKE THE CALL RIGHT NOW TO MY FRIEND WIPER...
[ CREAKING ]
...AND TELL HIM "GET...BENT." ...AND TELL HIM "GET...BENT."
[ SNAP, THUD ] AAH!
OHH! OHH!
OHH, MY GOODNESS.
DAMN.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
YOU NEVER SAW A GUY BREAK HIS BACK BEFORE? YOU NEVER SAW A GUY BREAK HIS BACK BEFORE?
[ GROANS ] TAKE A PICTURE.
IT'LL LAST LONGER, DINGUS.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
I'M GONNA LOOK AT THIS FOR YEARS.
I HAVE A JEWEL, TOO? WHERE?
UNDER YOUR CUP. LOOK, IT'S RIGHT HERE. UNDER YOUR CUP. LOOK, IT'S RIGHT HERE.
YEAH, OF COURSE I KNOW THAT.
YOU'VE HAD THAT THIS WHOLE TIME?
YO, POST THIS PICTURE OF ME AND MY JEWEL. YO, POST THIS PICTURE OF ME AND MY JEWEL.
I'M GONNA GET SOME MAD LIKES.
GIVE ME THE JEWEL. GIVE ME THE JEWEL.
OH! THIEF!
I NEED IT! FOR SURVIVAL!
WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK I NEED IT FOR? WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK I NEED IT FOR?
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! NO!
JEWEL BURGLAR! GIVE ME IT!
FRYLOCK, NO! STEP BACK. FRYLOCK, NO! STEP BACK.
IT'S HIS JEWEL.
BUT HE'S A DICK!
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A DICK! HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A DICK!
LOWER THE WALL, MEATWAD,
'CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO DO SOME DRILLING --
INTO SOMEONE'S HEAD. INTO SOMEONE'S HEAD.
I'M GONNA LOWER THE WALL.
BUT I WANT Y'ALL TO SHAKE HANDS AND BE FRIENDS AGAIN. BUT I WANT Y'ALL TO SHAKE HANDS AND BE FRIENDS AGAIN.
ALL RIGHT, FINE. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I'M...SORRY, SHAKE.
UH [LAUGHS] NO, THANKS. UH [LAUGHS] NO, THANKS.
FEAST ON THE BEAM, FRYMAN.
OH, HELL!
[ GRUNTING ] [ GRUNTING ]
WAIT A MINUTE. LET ME DO IT OVER. WAIT A MINUTE. LET ME DO IT OVER.
[ GRUNTING ]
DID THAT ONE GO?
LASERS ARE SO DUMB. THAT'S WHY I DON'T USE THEM. LASERS ARE SO DUMB. THAT'S WHY I DON'T USE THEM.
YOU DON'T USE THEM BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THEM... YOU DON'T USE THEM BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THEM...
BECAUSE YOUR JEWEL IS GOING, TOO.
GOING WHERE? GOING TO DIE. GOING WHERE? GOING TO DIE.
WHY ARE WE FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER
WHEN WE COULD BE WORKING TOGETHER TO GET ME A NEW JEWEL? WHEN WE COULD BE WORKING TOGETHER TO GET ME A NEW JEWEL?
I WONDER IF MY JEWEL IS DYING OUT, TOO. I WONDER IF MY JEWEL IS DYING OUT, TOO.
PROBABLY.
YOU HAVE A JEWEL? WELL, NOT NO MORE.
I TRADED IT. I TRADED IT.
[ EPIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
HEY, ZACHARY... HEY, ZACHARY...
I'LL TRADE YOU.
YEP, I GOT TATER TOTS AND A DIPPING SAUCE. YEP, I GOT TATER TOTS AND A DIPPING SAUCE.
OL' ZACHARY GOT BURNED ON THAT DEAL. OL' ZACHARY GOT BURNED ON THAT DEAL.
WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.
HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ALIVE?
HUH. I GUESS...
UM, I'M ALIVE 'CAUSE... UM, I'M ALIVE 'CAUSE...
UH...
OH! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!
THROUGH THE POWER OF MAGIC. THROUGH THE POWER OF MAGIC.
AND IMAGINATION! AND IMAGINATION!
[ NEIGHS ]
THROUGH THE POWER OF MAGIC AND IMAGINATION, I GUESS. THROUGH THE POWER OF MAGIC AND IMAGINATION, I GUESS.
NAH, THAT AIN'T IT. NAH, THAT AIN'T IT.
NO, WAIT A MINUTE. IT COULD BE!
WHO WAS TALKING TO YOU JUST NOW?
SHAKE, THERE COMES A TIME IN A POPULAR CHARACTER'S LIFE SHAKE, THERE COMES A TIME IN A POPULAR CHARACTER'S LIFE
WHERE IT'S JUST OVER, MAN. WHERE IT'S JUST OVER, MAN.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OVER"?
[ SOBBING ] [ SOBBING ]
WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO THE BEST PEOPLE? WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO THE BEST PEOPLE?
[ SOBS ]
[ SOBBING ] WHY ME? [ SOBBING ] WHY ME?
WHY NOW? WHY NOW?
JUST KEEP IT ON YOUR FOREHEAD.
RELAX, OKAY? RELAX, OKAY?
[ SNIFFLES ] OKAY.
YOU WANT SOME MORE WATER?
OKAY. THANKS, BRO. OKAY. THANKS, BRO.
YOU'RE COOL.
I GET IT FROM THIS DRAIN OVER HERE.
SEE, THEY PUT THE GUTTER IN WRONG, SEE, THEY PUT THE GUTTER IN WRONG,
SO THE WATER RUNS DOWN THE DRYWALL,
AND I BLOT IT UP IN THE CARPET. AND I BLOT IT UP IN THE CARPET.
HERE, OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
I'LL SQUEEZE IT IN THERE FOR YOU. I'LL SQUEEZE IT IN THERE FOR YOU.
IT'S TIME, SHAKE.
YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO.
YES. MY BUCKET LIST. YES. MY BUCKET LIST.
IT'S QUITE LARGE.
I HAD TO WRITE IT WITH A BIG MARKER I HAD TO WRITE IT WITH A BIG MARKER
'CAUSE SOMEONE TOOK ALL THE PENS!
LET'S SEE, HERE. OKAY. LET'S SEE, HERE. OKAY.
"SEX." YEP.
50 TIMES. MM-HMM. 50 TIMES. MM-HMM.
ONE TIME, OKAY? SEX ONCE. ONE TIME, OKAY? SEX ONCE.
ONE TIME.
BUT THE LIST SAYS 50.
ONCE! YOU GOT IT? ONCE! YOU GOT IT?
YOU ASK FOR MING HA.
YOU TELL HERE THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW ME. YOU TELL HERE THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW ME.
WAIT, WAIT. DON'T TELL HER THAT,
'CAUSE IT'S GONNA TIP HER OFF THAT YOU KNOW ME. 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA TIP HER OFF THAT YOU KNOW ME.
SO DON'T -- JUST DON'T MENTION ME.
BUT TOSS HER AN EXTRA $20. IT'S ON THE HOUSE. BUT TOSS HER AN EXTRA $20. IT'S ON THE HOUSE.
CARL, THANKS.
TWENTY SUSAN B's. [ LAUGHS ] TWENTY SUSAN B's. [ LAUGHS ]
I'M USING A FEMINIST ICON TO PAY FOR A SEX ACT. I'M USING A FEMINIST ICON TO PAY FOR A SEX ACT.
[ LAUGHS ] THE IRONY AIN'T LOST ON ME. [ LAUGHS ] THE IRONY AIN'T LOST ON ME.
AND WHEN SHE ROLLS YOU OVER, YOU ASK FOR --
I KNOW, I KNOW. I KNOW, I KNOW.
THE HAPPY ENDING, RIGHT?
THAT'S AMATEUR HOUR.
WHAT YOU WANT IS THE M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN. WHAT YOU WANT IS THE M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN.
THAT'S THE UNRESOLVED ENDING WITH A TWIST. THAT'S THE UNRESOLVED ENDING WITH A TWIST.
OH, AND ONE MORE THING --
DON'T LET HER USE THE BANANA OIL... DON'T LET HER USE THE BANANA OIL...
UNLESS YOU LIKE WHITEHEADS ALL OVER YOUR JUNK.
THANKS, CARL. THANKS, CARL.
SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, DRINK CUP.
[ BELL JINGLES ] YEAH!
THE M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN!
WHAT'S THE M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN? WHAT'S THE M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN?
SHE SHOVES A MOP UP YOUR ASS.
AAH!
[ CHUCKLES ] YOU DON'T SEE THAT COMING. [ CHUCKLES ] YOU DON'T SEE THAT COMING.
[ BELL JINGLES ] YEAH!
THANKS, MING HA. THANKS, MING HA.
I'M PRETTY SURE SHE GOT OFF.
FRYLOCK, YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING.
[ BELLS TOLLING ] [ BELLS TOLLING ]
PICK ME UP. WE GOT TO GET TO THE SHIP.
COME ON, LET'S GO. LET'S GET HIM IN HERE. COME ON, LET'S GO. LET'S GET HIM IN HERE.
GET HIM IN HERE. GET HIM IN HERE.
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES, TIRES SCREECH ] [ CAR DOOR CLOSES, TIRES SCREECH ]
FRYLOCK, LET'S GO. FRYLOCK, LET'S GO.
I GOT DEWEY AND VANESSA AND BOXY PACKED.
I GOT MY SHOVEL AND MY BUCKET I GOT MY SHOVEL AND MY BUCKET
IN CASE WE NEED TO MAKE AN IMPROMPTU SAND CASTLE. IN CASE WE NEED TO MAKE AN IMPROMPTU SAND CASTLE.
I'M NOT GOING, MEATWAD.
I CAN'T MAKE IT, MAN.
WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, FRYLOCK? WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, FRYLOCK?
YOU'RE FINE! YOU'RE HEALTHY AS A HORSE.
JUST, YOU KNOW, TILT YOUR HEAD BACK A LITTLE. JUST, YOU KNOW, TILT YOUR HEAD BACK A LITTLE.
HEY, THAT'S A BIG ONE. WHOA. HEY, THAT'S A BIG ONE. WHOA.
YOU CAN DO THIS, MEATWAD. YOU CAN DO THIS, MEATWAD.
ARE YOU SURE? I'M OFFERING TO BE THE HERO HERE.
NOT HIM, THOUGH.
SO DON'T YOU LISTEN TO HIM, OKAY?
[ SNIFFLES ] I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, TOO, MAN. I LOVE YOU, TOO, MAN.
BUT PLEASE DON'T HUG ME WITH YOUR NOSE DOING THAT, OKAY?
OKAY. DAMN.
COME ON, GET UP. I NEED TO SIT THERE.
SHOULD HAVE GOT HERE EARLIER. SHOULD HAVE GOT HERE EARLIER.
MY DOLLS GOT ALL THE SEATS.
Boxy Brown: SHEE, MOTHER-FLUNKER BE PUTTING ME ON THE HUMP? Boxy Brown: SHEE, MOTHER-FLUNKER BE PUTTING ME ON THE HUMP?
NOW, BOXY, DEWEY LIKES TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW.
I NEEDS ME SOME LEG ROOM, BEEF BALL. YOU FEEL ME? I NEEDS ME SOME LEG ROOM, BEEF BALL. YOU FEEL ME?
VANESSA, YOU GOOD RIGHT THERE?
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.
TIME TO RIDE.
OOH! [ RETCHES ] OOH! [ RETCHES ]
WHOO-HOO! YEAH!
CAN YOU, UH, CHECK THE GLOVE BOX CAN YOU, UH, CHECK THE GLOVE BOX
AND SEE IF THERE'S ANY NAPKINS?
PLEASE PREPARE FOR SPLASHDOWN
IN 3...2...4...5. IN 3...2...4...5.
I'M JUST FILLING TIME WITH NUMBERS NOW.
THERE WE GO. THERE WE GO.
THEM CLAMS OUGHT TO BE RIGHT HERE.
[ SONAR PINGING ] WHAT'S THE SONAR SAY? [ SONAR PINGING ] WHAT'S THE SONAR SAY?
YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S IMPORTANT.
BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT IT AFTER LUNCH. BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT IT AFTER LUNCH.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT SAYS "LAUNCH."
NO, IT DOESN'T!
ALL RIGHT, YEAH, IT DID. ALL RIGHT, YEAH, IT DID.
THAT WAS MY MECH SUIT, SHAKE.
WELL, IT SHOULD BEEN A TUNA-SALAD SANDWICH. WELL, IT SHOULD BEEN A TUNA-SALAD SANDWICH.
WHO MISLABELED IT?
MY SPIDEY SENSES TELL ME IT'S YOU! MY SPIDEY SENSES TELL ME IT'S YOU!
LEON!
LEON! LEON! LEON! LEON! LEON! LEON!
OH, POOP. WE IN THE POOP NOW.
LOAD ME INTO THE TORPEDO BAY. LOAD ME INTO THE TORPEDO BAY.
LEON! I WILL REASON WITH THESE SHELLED SAVAGES.
THAT AIN'T GONNA WORK, SHAKE. THAT AIN'T GONNA WORK, SHAKE.
LISTEN, I'M SORRY I YELLED AT YOU.
ALL THOSE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES, ALL THOSE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES,
SPANNING ALMOST TWO DECADES. SPANNING ALMOST TWO DECADES.
IT WAS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
I MADE YOU BETTER. I MADE YOU BETTER.
YOU'RE WELCOME, BUDDY.
I APPRECIATE THAT. I REALLY DO.
I STILL DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA WORK. I STILL DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA WORK.
[ Echoing ] NOW PRESS THE GODDAMN BUTTON. [ Echoing ] NOW PRESS THE GODDAMN BUTTON.
ALL RIGHT.
[ SNIFFS ]
I SMELL ME SOME BAD OYSTERS.
AND I'M LOOKING IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION,
'CAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY PISSING ME OFF. 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY PISSING ME OFF.
WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE CLAMS SHELLFISH? ARE CLAMS SHELLFISH?
[ EPIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
I KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH. I KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO SHELLFISH.
OH, NO! I'M ALLERGIC! OH, NO! I'M ALLERGIC!
LEON!
MEATWAD, IT'S NOT WORKING!
DO YOU COPY? SOMETHING HAS PISSED THEM OFF! DO YOU COPY? SOMETHING HAS PISSED THEM OFF!
SHAKE! GET BACK TO THE SHIP!
YOU -- YOU MADE THEM MAD!
WHAT DID YOU DO THAT MADE THEM MAD? WHAT DID YOU DO THAT MADE THEM MAD?
SHAKE, NO!
AAH!
Leon! Leon! Leon! Leon! Leon! Leon!
Aqua Teen Hunger Force forever!
[ BELLS TOLL ] [ BELLS TOLL ]
OH, MAN.
OH, I'M IN A PICKLE NOW. OH, I'M IN A PICKLE NOW.
HOW AM I GONNA PRY OPEN THIS MOTHER CLAM
WITHOUT MY MECH SUIT?
OH! HO! HO! HO!
JUST USE YOUR BRAINS, MEATWAD.
THE SHOVEL. THE SHOVEL.
[ NEIGHS ]
USE YOUR BRAINS. USE YOUR BRAINS.
MY BRAINS.
OF COURSE! MY BRAINS! OF COURSE! MY BRAINS!
HERE COME THE AIRPLANE.
ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM. AHH. ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM. AHH.
HE'S LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO LAND. HE'S LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO LAND.
GOTCHA!
SABOTAGE! J'ACCUSE! SABOTAGE! J'ACCUSE!
LEON! LEON! LEON!
LEON. LEON. LEON. LEON. LEON. LEON.
HO! HO! HO! HO!
YOU MESSED UP -- BIG-TIME. YOU MESSED UP -- BIG-TIME.
SHOULD I USE MY BRAINS AGAIN?
USE THE JEWEL, DUMBASS. USE THE JEWEL, DUMBASS.
LEON! LEON! LEON!
[ CLAMS SCREAMING ] [ CLAMS SCREAMING ]
Clam: LEON.
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ] [ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
[ DOOR OPENS ] [ DOOR OPENS ]
[ PANTING ]
I'M BACK. HEY, HEY. I'M BACK. HEY, HEY.
HE, UH...
HE AIN'T LOOKING SO HOT.
[ Weakly ] DID YOU [GASPS] [ Weakly ] DID YOU [GASPS]
DID YOU GET THE JEWEL?
OH, YEAH. I GOT IT.
IT'S IN HERE. I GOT IT. IT'S IN HERE.
HOLD ON, NOW.
IT'S, UH...
OH, NO. OH, NO.
[ EPIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
THAT AIN'T IT. THAT AIN'T IT. THAT AIN'T IT. THAT AIN'T IT.
THAT AIN'T IT.
DANG IT!
WHERE'D I LEAVE MY KEYS? WHERE'D I LEAVE MY KEYS?
AW, FUDGE. AW, FUDGE.
I THINK I LEFT IT ON THE HOOD.
[ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
FRYLOCK?
Carl: OH, MAN. Carl: OH, MAN.
BUT, UH, NO USE LETTING THAT JEWEL BUT, UH, NO USE LETTING THAT JEWEL
JUST STAY IN THERE, RIGHT? I MEAN...
8% -- DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A GOOD NUMBER?
SHUT YOUR MOUTH. SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
MEAT MAN, YOU NEED TO GRIEVE RIGHT NOW.
GRIEVE.
BUT 8%, I MEAN, THAT'S FOUND MONEY. BUT 8%, I MEAN, THAT'S FOUND MONEY.
CARL, PLEASE. JUST A MOMENT WITH MY FRIEND, PLEASE. CARL, PLEASE. JUST A MOMENT WITH MY FRIEND, PLEASE.
[ SOBBING ]
WHERE'S SHAKE? OH, HE DEAD. WHERE'S SHAKE? OH, HE DEAD.
OH, MAN.
[ CRYING ] [ CRYING ]
YOU SURE?
YES, I'M SURE. DID YOU CHECK? YES, I'M SURE. DID YOU CHECK?
HERE. HIS DISHWASHING GLOVE.
I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHY HE WORE THESE. I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHY HE WORE THESE.
SUMBITCH NEVER DID THE DAMN DISHES. SUMBITCH NEVER DID THE DAMN DISHES.
I THOUGHT YOUR PROFILE WAS SO FUNNY. I THOUGHT YOUR PROFILE WAS SO FUNNY.
YOU LIKE SANTA CLAUS
AND GLITTERY DONKEYS AND ROLLER SKATES? AND GLITTERY DONKEYS AND ROLLER SKATES?
UM...
UH...
HO! HO! PLAY IT OFF AS A JOKE.
[ NEIGHS ]
UM... YEAH, I WAS BEING IRONIC. UM... YEAH, I WAS BEING IRONIC.
ISN'T THAT THE THING WHERE YOU SAY YOU'RE SOMETHING,
BUT YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT THAT THING? BUT YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT THAT THING?
HURRY, CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE SHE LEAVES. HURRY, CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE SHE LEAVES.
TELL ME ABOUT YOU.
YOU'RE A MORTGAGE LENDER, HUH? YOU'RE A MORTGAGE LENDER, HUH?
THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING.
FOR BETTER AND FOR WORSE, FOR BETTER AND FOR WORSE,
FOR RICHER, FOR POORER...
WITH THIS RING, I THEE WED. WITH THIS RING, I THEE WED.
[ Muffled ] HEY.
HOW MUCH OF THIS WILL GO ON THE DEDUCTIBLE? HOW MUCH OF THIS WILL GO ON THE DEDUCTIBLE?
SIR, SIR -- SIR, LISTEN TO ME. SIR, SIR -- SIR, LISTEN TO ME.
YOU AIN'T GONNA DO BETTER THAN $65 A SQUARE FOOT YOU AIN'T GONNA DO BETTER THAN $65 A SQUARE FOOT
FOR GRANITE COUNTERTOP.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU, SIR. WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU, SIR.
YOU CAN SHOP AROUND, BUT I DON'T MAKE THE PRICES. YOU CAN SHOP AROUND, BUT I DON'T MAKE THE PRICES.
HONEY?
DOES $127 SOUND RIGHT TO YOU? DOES $127 SOUND RIGHT TO YOU?
FOR WATER?
I THINK WE GOT A LEAK SOMEWHERE OR SOMETHING. I THINK WE GOT A LEAK SOMEWHERE OR SOMETHING.
Hankwad: STOP IT! Girl: LET GO OF ME! Hankwad: STOP IT! Girl: LET GO OF ME!
STOP PULLING MY HAIR! LET GO! LET GO, HANKWAD!
HEY! HEY! QUIT IT!
SETTLE DOWN BACK THERE. SETTLE DOWN BACK THERE.
HANKWAD, STOP PINCHING YOUR SISTER.
WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS? WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS?
THIS HERE'S THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN.
THIS IS IT, HUH? THIS IS IT, HUH?
COME ON, LET'S GET OUT.
THEY HAD A POOL. USED TO BE RIGHT HERE. THEY HAD A POOL. USED TO BE RIGHT HERE.
I GUESS THEY SHUT DOWN THE WATERSLIDE. I GUESS THEY SHUT DOWN THE WATERSLIDE.
OUR NEIGHBOR HERE USED TO ALWAYS GET CHEESED OFF OUR NEIGHBOR HERE USED TO ALWAYS GET CHEESED OFF
WHENEVER WE SWIM IN HERE
OR CRUSHED HIS HOUSE WITH A GIANT EASTER EGG MONSTER OR CRUSHED HIS HOUSE WITH A GIANT EASTER EGG MONSTER
OR, ONE TIME, WE KILLED HIM WITH A TOILET OR, ONE TIME, WE KILLED HIM WITH A TOILET
AND REPLACED HIM WITH EYEBALLS.
I WANT TO SAY HIS NAME WAS -- WAS IT KEVIN? I WANT TO SAY HIS NAME WAS -- WAS IT KEVIN?
KURT? SOMETHING.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ] [ DOORBELL RINGS ]
HELLO? HELLO?
HELLO?
OH, HONEY, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYONE IS HOME. OH, HONEY, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANYONE IS HOME.
AW, DANG IT.
DADDY, DO A HOT DOG! DO THE HOT DOG! DADDY, DO A HOT DOG! DO THE HOT DOG!
DO THE HOT DOG. PLEASE DON'T.
YOU REMEMBER WHAT THE CHIROPRACTOR SAID?
DO THE HOT DOG! DO THE HOT DOG! HOT DOG! HOT DOG! DO THE HOT DOG! DO THE HOT DOG! HOT DOG! HOT DOG!
[ Chuckling ] NO, NO, NO.
DADDY'S GETTING A LITTLE TOO OLD
TO BE DOING THE HOT DOG NOW.
HOW ABOUT THE IGLOO? ALL RIGHT! YEAH!
I'LL GIVE YOU AN IGLOO.
YEAH! YAY! IGLOO! YEAH! YAY! IGLOO!
YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
OKAY, KIDS. COME ON. OKAY, KIDS. COME ON.
AND I DONE THE HOT DOG, TOO! OH!
YES! HOT DOG! YEAH!
THAT HURTS DADDY'S BACK. THAT HURTS DADDY'S BACK.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
GOOD JOB, DADDY. GREAT HOT DOG. GOOD JOB, DADDY. GREAT HOT DOG.
[ Wearily ] OKAY, EVERYBODY GET IN THE CAR NOW. [ Wearily ] OKAY, EVERYBODY GET IN THE CAR NOW.
[ VEHICLE DOOR CLOSES, ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
OKAY, KIDS, BUCKLE UP.
WHO WANTS SPAGHETTI? WHO WANTS SPAGHETTI?
YAY! SPAGHETTI! I HATE RESTAURANTS.
ALL RIGHT, LOCK YOUR DOORS, Y'ALL. [ LOCKS CLICK ] ALL RIGHT, LOCK YOUR DOORS, Y'ALL. [ LOCKS CLICK ]
THIS HERE'S KIND OF A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD. THIS HERE'S KIND OF A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD.
EVIL VILLAINS EVERYWHERE YOU TURN.
♪ I NEVER DREAMED I'D BE AN AQUA TEEN ♪ ♪ I NEVER DREAMED I'D BE AN AQUA TEEN ♪ ♪ I NEVER DREAMED I'D BE AN AQUA TEEN ♪
♪ 13 SEASONS, WHAT DID IT MEAN? ♪ ♪ 13 SEASONS, WHAT DID IT MEAN? ♪
♪ A MASTER SHAKE, MEATWAD, A FLOATING HEAD ♪ ♪ A MASTER SHAKE, MEATWAD, A FLOATING HEAD ♪ ♪ A MASTER SHAKE, MEATWAD, A FLOATING HEAD ♪
♪ AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD ♪ ♪ AND NOW YOU'RE DEAD ♪
♪ AND IT'S THE END ♪ ♪ AND IT'S THE END ♪
♪ OF AQUA TEEN ♪ ♪ OF AQUA TEEN ♪
♪ HUNGER FORCE ♪ ♪ HUNGER FORCE ♪
♪ IT'S THE END ♪ ♪ IT'S THE END ♪