♪ Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? ♪
♪ MY NAME IS ♪ ♪ MY NAME IS ♪
[ Rapping ] ♪ I'M MEATWAD, I'M A BEEF BLOB ♪
♪ I'M AN IGLOO, OR A HOT DOG ♪
♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪ ♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪ ♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪ ♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪
♪ YEAH, BITCHES ♪ ♪ YOU MESS WITH ME, YOU GET CONCRETE FEET ♪
♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪ ♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪
♪ YO, BOYEE ♪ ♪ BUSTED THE MOONINITES FOR SLINGING MOON ROCKS ♪
♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪ ♪ FOOLS ♪ ♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪ ♪ FOOLS ♪
♪ AROUND THE CORNER, FUDGE IS MADE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪
♪ TREAT MY HOs LIKE A COP'S BEAR CLAW ♪
♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪ ♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ DO FRIES GO WITH THAT? ♪
♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪ ♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪
♪ AW, DOUGHNUTS ♪
♪ YEAH, BOY ♪ ♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪ ♪ YEAH, BOY ♪ ♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
[ SCREAMS ]
♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪
♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T BE DISMANTLED ♪
♪ AQUA TEEN GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪
♪ AQUA TEEN, WE'RE GONNA BE FOREVER ♪
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T! OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!
[ COUGHS ] [ COUGHS ]
HEY, SHERLOCK HOLMES,
HEY, I GUESS WE SOLVED THE MYSTERY
OF WHAT GIVE YOU LUNG CANCER, HUH?! OF WHAT GIVE YOU LUNG CANCER, HUH?!
BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN, WOULD YOU, MA?!
WOULD YOU?! [ SOBS ] WOULD YOU?! [ SOBS ]
SHE NEEDS TO GO INTO SPECIAL CARE... SHE NEEDS TO GO INTO SPECIAL CARE...
TO DIE.
WE CAN REFER YOU TO A NUMBER OF HOSPICE FACILITIES. WE CAN REFER YOU TO A NUMBER OF HOSPICE FACILITIES.
OH, COOL, YOU KNOW, AND THEN THE STATE WILL CUT A CHECK AND --
[ LAUGHS ] NO. YOU WILL. [ LAUGHS ] NO. YOU WILL.
AH, OH, RIGHT, YEAH, BUT THEN THE STATE PAYS ME BACK, AH, OH, RIGHT, YEAH, BUT THEN THE STATE PAYS ME BACK,
YOU KNOW, LIKE A REIMBURSEMENT THING?
NO, LIKE A "YOU PAY FOR SERVICES" THING NO, LIKE A "YOU PAY FOR SERVICES" THING
"OUT OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT" THING.
I'M DOING A GOOD DEED HERE! I'M DOING A GOOD DEED HERE!
I'M FREEING UP A ROOM FOR YOU GUYS.
LOOK, PAY FOR HOSPICE OR TAKE HER HOME. LOOK, PAY FOR HOSPICE OR TAKE HER HOME.
EITHER WAY, WE'RE WHEELING HER OUT TO THE CURB AT MIDNIGHT. EITHER WAY, WE'RE WHEELING HER OUT TO THE CURB AT MIDNIGHT.
[ WHEELS RATTLE ] [ WHEELS RATTLE ]
CRAP. CRAP.
[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
I SWALLOWED A BUG AT A HIGH SPEED! I SWALLOWED A BUG AT A HIGH SPEED!
CARL, ARE YOU LISTENING?! [ VOLUME INCREASES ]
OH.
Carl: GREAT. BROKE A TAIL LIGHT. Carl: GREAT. BROKE A TAIL LIGHT.
THANKS. I JUST PUT TAPE ON THAT.
I'M COLD. I'M COLD.
I-I LOST MY BLANKET ON THE INTERSTATE.
WELL, IF YOU WERE A LITTLE SMALLER, WELL, IF YOU WERE A LITTLE SMALLER,
YOU COULD HAVE RIDDEN SHOTGUN.
BUT YOU LOVE THEM BOSTON CREAMS, DON'T YA? BUT YOU LOVE THEM BOSTON CREAMS, DON'T YA?
OH, YOU LOVE THAT CREAMY FILLING! OH, YOU LOVE THAT CREAMY FILLING!
EXERCISE ONCE IN A WHILE, WHY DON'T YOU?!
HE AIN'T SHOWING NO RESPECT TO HIS ELDERS. HE AIN'T SHOWING NO RESPECT TO HIS ELDERS.
WHO'S THAT WOMAN?
THAT'S HIS MOM, MEATWAD.
OH, ALL RIGHT. OH, ALL RIGHT.
WHO'S THE BIG BALD GUY?
YOUR FATHER WOULD BE SO ASHAMED. YOUR FATHER WOULD BE SO ASHAMED.
YEAH, WE SHOULD HIRE A P.I. TO FIND HIM YEAH, WE SHOULD HIRE A P.I. TO FIND HIM
AND TELL HIM HOW ASHAMED HE OUGHT TO BE OF ME!
I GUESS HE JUST GOT LOST COMING BACK FROM THE DIAPER STORE. I GUESS HE JUST GOT LOST COMING BACK FROM THE DIAPER STORE.
'CAUSE I CAN'T IMAGINE A MAN LEAVING THIS HOT PIECE OF ASS! 'CAUSE I CAN'T IMAGINE A MAN LEAVING THIS HOT PIECE OF ASS!
CARL! CARL! HEY, BUDDY, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.
YEAH, I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET MOVING THIS LOAD. YEAH, I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET MOVING THIS LOAD.
WATCH OUT. DON'T GET YOUR HANDS PINCHED UNDER HER LEGS. WATCH OUT. DON'T GET YOUR HANDS PINCHED UNDER HER LEGS.
OKAY, ON THREE. READY? ONE --
OH, THAT LOOKS HEAVY. DO YOU NEED SOME HELP? OH, THAT LOOKS HEAVY. DO YOU NEED SOME HELP?
YEAH, YOU CAN GRAB THAT OTHER END WITH YOUR --
OH, GOD, REALLY? OKAY.
WELL, UH, LET ME JUST GO PUT MY WINDBREAKER ON, WELL, UH, LET ME JUST GO PUT MY WINDBREAKER ON,
WHICH I ORDERED, BUT HASN'T COME IN YET. WHICH I ORDERED, BUT HASN'T COME IN YET.
HELLO, TWO-DAY SHIPPING. IT'S BEEN THREE!
YEAH, WE GOT IT, SHAKE. YEAH, WE GOT IT, SHAKE.
ONE, TWO, THREE!
[ GRUNTS ] OH, YOU GUYS GOT IT ALREADY?
WATCH IT. OKAY, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA -- WATCH IT. OKAY, 'CAUSE I'M GONNA --
I'M GONNA GO CALL THEM ABOUT THE SHIPPING.
PHEW. YOU ARE GONNA NEED A RAMP HERE, BUDDY.
NAH. I MEAN, SHE MIGHT COME OUT ONE MORE TIME, NAH. I MEAN, SHE MIGHT COME OUT ONE MORE TIME,
BUT I'LL HAVE THE MORGUE DUDES HELP ME WITH THAT.
YOU NEED TO GET YOU ONE OF THEM COOL CHAIRLIFT RIDES YOU NEED TO GET YOU ONE OF THEM COOL CHAIRLIFT RIDES
WHAT GO UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS,
AND YOU AIN'T EVER GOT TO DO NOTHING EXCEPT PRESS A BUTTON. AND YOU AIN'T EVER GOT TO DO NOTHING EXCEPT PRESS A BUTTON.
MAN, I CAN'T WAIT TILL I GET CANCER.
I'M GONNA RIDE THAT SHIT ALL DAY.
DUDE, SHE AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.
SHE'S GONNA PARK HER BOSTON-CREAM-FILLED ASS SHE'S GONNA PARK HER BOSTON-CREAM-FILLED ASS
RIGHT HERE UNTIL THE DEVIL EXTENDS HIS RED HAND RIGHT HERE UNTIL THE DEVIL EXTENDS HIS RED HAND
TO TAKE HER INTO THE FIERY DEPTHS.
GOD REST HER SOUL. I'M SAYING THAT IN ADVANCE. GOD REST HER SOUL. I'M SAYING THAT IN ADVANCE.
CARL, THAT'S YOUR MOTHER.
THAT THING IN THAT GURNEY AIN'T MY MA. THAT THING IN THAT GURNEY AIN'T MY MA.
NOT TO ME.
LOOK, TOMORROW MORNING, WE'LL GET HERE EARLY, LOOK, TOMORROW MORNING, WE'LL GET HERE EARLY,
WE'LL GET HER OUTSIDE, WE'LL GET HER SOME FRESH AIR.
SHE'LL LOVE IT. SHE'LL LOVE IT.
DUDE, SHE HAD HER SHOT AT FRESH AIR,
BUT SHE HAD TO CHOOSE THE PIPE! BUT SHE HAD TO CHOOSE THE PIPE!
DIDN'T YOU, MA? [ SOBS ]
[ SIGHS ] MAN, LOOK, DON'T GIVE UP HOPE, OKAY? [ SIGHS ] MAN, LOOK, DON'T GIVE UP HOPE, OKAY?
LOOK. LOOK AT THIS.
THE YESITZUTSU TRIBE OF THE AMAZON. THE YESITZUTSU TRIBE OF THE AMAZON.
LOOSELY TRANSLATED, IT MEANS "THE IMMORTAL ONES."
SOME OF THESE GUYS ARE OVER 200 YEARS OLD. SOME OF THESE GUYS ARE OVER 200 YEARS OLD.
BUNCH OF SHIRTLESS KEITH RICHARDS RUNNING AROUND. BUNCH OF SHIRTLESS KEITH RICHARDS RUNNING AROUND.
YOU SEE, WHAT THEY DO IS THEY INHALE
THIS CHARRED ROOT OF THE YIGI TREE, THIS CHARRED ROOT OF THE YIGI TREE,
AND IT GIVES THEM A SENSE OF EUPHORIA.
SO, IT'S LIKE COCAINE, RIGHT?
NO, NOT LIKE COCAINE. NO, NOT LIKE COCAINE.
THIS REPAIRS DAMAGED CELLS,
AND IT REVERSES THE AGING PROCESS. AND IT REVERSES THE AGING PROCESS.
YES, LIKE COCAINE.
MAN, I WISH I COULD AFFORD SOME NOSE CANDY.
LOOK, LET ME ORDER THIS ROOT FROM THE AMAZON. LOOK, LET ME ORDER THIS ROOT FROM THE AMAZON.
CARL, IT'S WORTH A SHOT. ALL RIGHT. FINE. CARL, IT'S WORTH A SHOT. ALL RIGHT. FINE.
HERE, USE HER CREDIT CARD.
THAT -- THAT SITE SEND YOU COCAINE, TOO? THAT -- THAT SITE SEND YOU COCAINE, TOO?
WHAT?
WE GOT TO HIT HER CREDIT CARDS HARD
BEFORE SHE KICKS. BEFORE SHE KICKS.
COME ON, REPEAT AFTER ME.
[ Chanting ] HI-YA-MU-NUH, HI-YA-MU-NUH. [ Chanting ] HI-YA-MU-NUH, HI-YA-MU-NUH.
Both: HI-YA-MU-NUH, HI-YA-MU-NUH, HI-YA-MU-NUH.
KEEP CHANTING AND BREATHE THAT SAP IN.
[ SNIFFS ] HI-YA-MU-NUH. [ SNIFFS ] HI-YA-MU-NUH.
HEY, CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN? HI-YA-MU-NUH. HEY, CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN?
I'M ORDERING THE PRO FOOTBALL PREMIUM TOUCHDOWN PACKAGE HERE.
MAN: Hey! YES, DELORES BRUTANANADILEWSKI. MAN: Hey! YES, DELORES BRUTANANADILEWSKI.
YES, THAT'S MY NAME. What? YES, THAT'S MY NAME. What?
CAN I PAY FOR A FEW YEARS IN ADVANCE?
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU GUYS ARE GOOD. I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU GUYS ARE GOOD.
ARE YOU PAYING WITH MY CREDIT CARD?
YES, COULD YOU HOLD, PLEASE? All right.
MA, YOU DON'T NEVER KNOW WHEN TRAGEDY COULD STRIKE YOU! MA, YOU DON'T NEVER KNOW WHEN TRAGEDY COULD STRIKE YOU!
I JUST WANT BOTH OF US TO BE PREPARED -- I JUST WANT BOTH OF US TO BE PREPARED --
TO WATCH THAT WILD-CARD ROUND.
THE G-MEN GOT A CHANCE. YOU KNOW THEY DO. THE G-MEN GOT A CHANCE. YOU KNOW THEY DO.
YOU'RE STEALING MY IDENTITY! I'VE HEARD ABOUT THIS!
MA, YOU'RE WORRYING ABOUT TOO MUCH ALREADY. MA, YOU'RE WORRYING ABOUT TOO MUCH ALREADY.
THESE CARDS ARE INSURED. WHEN YOU KICK, THEY'LL COVER IT. THESE CARDS ARE INSURED. WHEN YOU KICK, THEY'LL COVER IT.
DON'T BE SO HASTY, CARL.
HER OXYGEN INTAKE HAS IMPROVED DRAMATICALLY. HER OXYGEN INTAKE HAS IMPROVED DRAMATICALLY.
NO BLACK PHLEGM, NO COUGHS.
YOU KEEP HER ENTERTAINED. YOU KEEP HER ENTERTAINED.
I'M FINE WITH THAT. SHE LIKES YOU.
SO YOU RING HER DIAPER OUT EVERY FEW HOURS. SO YOU RING HER DIAPER OUT EVERY FEW HOURS.
I AM DONE WITH THOSE DIAPERS. I AM DONE WITH THOSE DIAPERS.
I AM GOING TO THE BATHROOM MYSELF. I AM GOING TO THE BATHROOM MYSELF.
KEEP CHANTING. COME ON. KEEP GOING. YOU CAN DO IT. KEEP CHANTING. COME ON. KEEP GOING. YOU CAN DO IT.
HI-YA-MU-NUH, HI-YA-MU-NUH. HI-YA-MU-NUH, HI-YA-MU-NUH.
YOU LIGHT A MATCH IN THERE!
FREAKIN' SMELLS LIKE MEXICO AFTER SHE GETS OUT.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HER WALK LIKE THAT, CARL? [ WOMAN MOANING ] WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HER WALK LIKE THAT, CARL? [ WOMAN MOANING ]
CARL? WHAT? CARL? WHAT?
I SAID, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW -- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M WATCHING PORN ON MY NEW INTERNET GLASSES. I'M WATCHING PORN ON MY NEW INTERNET GLASSES.
THEY'RE CALLED SPOOGLEZ. SPOOGELES. I DON'T KNOW.
DON'T MATTER. YOU SEE PEOPLE PORKING EACH OTHER IN THESE. DON'T MATTER. YOU SEE PEOPLE PORKING EACH OTHER IN THESE.
LOOK, I WOULD STOP RACKING UP
HER CREDIT-CARD BILLS IF I WERE YOU. HER CREDIT-CARD BILLS IF I WERE YOU.
LOOK AT THIS LUNG SCAN, MAN.
YEAH, I SEE IT THERE.
TAKE OFF THOSE DAMN SPOOGLEZ! TAKE OFF THOSE DAMN SPOOGLEZ!
ALL RIGHT, WAIT A SECOND. LET ME PAUSE IT.
LOOK, SEE? NO SPOTS. NO PHLEGM. LOOK, SEE? NO SPOTS. NO PHLEGM.
I THINK SHE MAY MAKE A FULL RECOVERY, CARL.
WHERE'S HE KEEP THE ROOTS? WHERE'S HE KEEP THE ROOTS?
WE GOT TO GET RID OF THAT SHIT TONIGHT.
HI-YA-MU-NUH, HI-YA-MU-NUH, HI-YA-MU-NUH.
YEAH, YEAH, THERE YOU GO, THAT'S IT!
WORK THOSE LEGS, WORK THOSE LEGS!
YOU STILL GOT A LITTLE JUICE ON HER CARD, RIGHT? YOU STILL GOT A LITTLE JUICE ON HER CARD, RIGHT?
YOU GET ME THIS LITTLE GUY HERE, YOU GET ME THIS LITTLE GUY HERE,
AND I'LL DELIVER THE ROOTS UNTO YOU.
I AIN'T GONNA BUY YOU THIS! I AIN'T GONNA BUY YOU THIS!
I'LL TOSS THIS WHOLE ROOM.
I'LL FIND THE ROOTS MYSELF!
[ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ]
ONLY I KNOW WHERE THE ROOTS LIVE, YOU FOOL!
I KNOW WHERE THE ROOTS LIVE. I KNOW WHERE THE ROOTS LIVE.
WHERE DO THE ROOTS LIVE? DON'T TELL HIM!
OH, OKAY. I CAN'T TELL YOU WHERE THE ROOTS LIVE. OH, OKAY. I CAN'T TELL YOU WHERE THE ROOTS LIVE.
SORRY, BUDDY.
LISTEN, YOU ADD THAT TO YOUR SHOPPING CART, LISTEN, YOU ADD THAT TO YOUR SHOPPING CART,
AND THIS DEAL IS DONE.
HI-YA-MU-NUH. HI-YA-MU-NUH. HI-YA-MU-NUH. HI-YA-MU-NUH.
KEEP ON CHANTING NOW! COME ON.
HI-YA-MU-- [ SCREECHES ] HI-YA-MU-- [ SCREECHES ]
DAMN! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT BLOW DART?
ALL RIGHT, FINE. ORDER IT. ALL RIGHT, FINE. ORDER IT.
AND THEN YOU MAKE THEM ROOTS DISAPPEAR.
YES! NEXT-DAY SHIPPING!
SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DO TO DESERVE YOU. SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DO TO DESERVE YOU.
AAAAAH! WHOO!
NO! DON'T! YEAH! NO! DON'T! YEAH!
SHAKE! SHAKE!
[ HORN HONKS ] SHAKE!
SHUT THAT THING OFF!
[ TIRES SCREECH ] OH, THANK GOD.
[ ENGINE REVS ] [ ENGINE REVS ]
WHA-- WHAT HAPPENED? WHA-- WHAT HAPPENED?
I BLACKED OUT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE,
I'M TRYING TO WIN A RACE HERE! I'M TRYING TO WIN A RACE HERE!
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT GO-KART?
I'M SORRY. HAVE WE GIVEN UP PLEASANTRIES NOW? I'M SORRY. HAVE WE GIVEN UP PLEASANTRIES NOW?
HOW -- HOW ABOUT THIS --
"HELLO, SHAKE. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GO-KART YOU HAVE. "HELLO, SHAKE. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GO-KART YOU HAVE.
COULD I TAKE A RIDE IN IT?"
NO, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID ASSHOLE,
AND YOU NEVER SAY HI TO ME. AND YOU NEVER SAY HI TO ME.
YOU JUST COME UP AND ASK ACCUSATORY QUESTIONS. YOU JUST COME UP AND ASK ACCUSATORY QUESTIONS.
WAIT A MINUTE. WHERE THE HELL IS MY YIGI ROOT?
COME ON. SHE DOESN'T NEED YOUR QUACKERY. COME ON. SHE DOESN'T NEED YOUR QUACKERY.
HAVE YOU SEEN HER LATELY?
HI-YA-MU-NUH, HI-YA-MU-NUH. [ GLASS SHATTERS ] HI-YA-MU-NUH, HI-YA-MU-NUH. [ GLASS SHATTERS ]
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE TWO TITS ABOUT YOUR HIPPIE MEDICINE? DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE TWO TITS ABOUT YOUR HIPPIE MEDICINE?
MEATWAD, I AIN'T PLAYING HERE. I KNOW YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
TELL ME. IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, TELL ME. IF YOU SAY ONE WORD,
I WILL TOKYO DRIFT THIS THING ALL OVER YOUR FACE. [ ENGINE REVS ] I WILL TOKYO DRIFT THIS THING ALL OVER YOUR FACE. [ ENGINE REVS ]
HE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE TOILET TUBE. HE FLUSHED IT.
FLUSHED IT?! THE SEWERS. FLUSHED IT?! THE SEWERS.
THE RATS. [ RATS SQUEAKING ] THE RATS. [ RATS SQUEAKING ]
HI-YA-MU-NUH, HI-YA-MU-NUH.
MA! MA! STOP! MA! MA! STOP!
STOP MAKING THE CANOE FOR A SECOND!
I AM GLAD THAT YOU GOT A HOBBY TO KEEP YOU BUSY, I AM GLAD THAT YOU GOT A HOBBY TO KEEP YOU BUSY,
BUT MAYBE WE GET YOU A JOB
TO PAY FOR ALL THIS STUFF THAT I BOUGHT TO PAY FOR ALL THIS STUFF THAT I BOUGHT
WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WAS GONNA DIE.
[ SPEAKING TRIBAL LANGUAGE ] [ SPEAKING TRIBAL LANGUAGE ]
WHAT THE HELL YOU GIBBERING ABOUT, MA? WHAT THE HELL YOU GIBBERING ABOUT, MA?
SHE SAYS SHE WILL LIVE OUTSIDE WITH THE ANIMALS,
AND THE RAIN AND THE AIR WILL SUSTAIN HER. AND THE RAIN AND THE AIR WILL SUSTAIN HER.
CAN YOU TELL HER THAT CREDITORS ARE STARTING TO CALL ME? CAN YOU TELL HER THAT CREDITORS ARE STARTING TO CALL ME?
[ SPEAKING TRIBAL LANGUAGE ]
PRO FOOTBALL PREMIUM TOUCHDOWN PACKAGE!
SHE SAYS YOU SHOULD CANCEL THE PRO FOOTBALL PREMIUM TOUCHDOWN PACKAGE. SHE SAYS YOU SHOULD CANCEL THE PRO FOOTBALL PREMIUM TOUCHDOWN PACKAGE.
NO! GREEN BAY AND MINNESOTA IS THIS THURSDAY NIGHT. NO! GREEN BAY AND MINNESOTA IS THIS THURSDAY NIGHT.
THAT IS A PIVOTAL DIVISION MATCHUP.
[ SPEAKING TRIBAL LANGUAGE ] [ SPEAKING TRIBAL LANGUAGE ]
SHE SAYS, "RATS HAVE COME FROM THE CITY WATER VALLEY. SHE SAYS, "RATS HAVE COME FROM THE CITY WATER VALLEY.
I NOW CONTROL THEM."
WELL, YOU TELL HER, "SHUT UP." WELL, YOU TELL HER, "SHUT UP."
[ SPEAKING TRIBAL LANGUAGE ]
[ RATS SQUEAKING ] [ RATS SQUEAKING ]
AAAAH! NO!
FRYLOCK, STOP THEM!
MA, CALL THEM OFF. MA, CALL THEM OFF.
WE CAN KNOCK THE FOOTBALL PACKAGE DOWN
TO THE BRONZE LEVEL.
[ SPEAKING TRIBAL LANGUAGE ]
SHE'S SPEAKING WITH THE WIND WALKERS, MAN. SHE'S SPEAKING WITH THE WIND WALKERS, MAN.
SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH ANYMORE.
OH, BUT THANK GOD YOU FIXED HER CANCER, RIGHT?! OH, BUT THANK GOD YOU FIXED HER CANCER, RIGHT?!
WAY TO GO! I HAVE AN IDEA.
I'M GONNA TELL THEM THAT I WILL MAKE THE SUN DISAPPEAR I'M GONNA TELL THEM THAT I WILL MAKE THE SUN DISAPPEAR
UNLESS THEY LET YOU GO. YEAH, YEAH, DO THAT!
TH-TH-THEY'RE DUMB. THEY'RE RATS. TH-TH-THEY'RE DUMB. THEY'RE RATS.
[ SPEAKING TRIBAL LANGUAGE ]
POOF! POOF!
WELL, HERE IT IS, THEY SAID MAKE THE SUN DISAPPEAR NOW,
AND I SAID WE HAD TO WAIT TILL 8:00 TONIGHT. AND I SAID WE HAD TO WAIT TILL 8:00 TONIGHT.
THEY SAID, "BULLSHIT."
SO NOW I'M KIND OF OUT OF IDEAS. SO NOW I'M KIND OF OUT OF IDEAS.
OH, MR. I CURED CANCER! JUST RUN OUT OF IDEAS! OH, MR. I CURED CANCER! JUST RUN OUT OF IDEAS!
[ SPEAKING TRIBAL LANGUAGE ]
MA! PLEASE DON'T BURN ME, MA! MA! PLEASE DON'T BURN ME, MA!
I'M YOUR ONLY SON.
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, MA, AND I LOVE YOU! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, MA, AND I LOVE YOU!
[ CRYING ] I WANT TO CALL HIM CARL. [ CRYING ] I WANT TO CALL HIM CARL.
HE'S WALKING! HE'S WALKING! HE'S WALKING! HE'S WALKING!
NO ONE WILL NOTICE IF YOU WEAR A HAT. NO ONE WILL NOTICE IF YOU WEAR A HAT.
I'M IN THE THIRD GRADE, DAMN IT!
LOVE YOU, MA. LOVE YOU, MA.
I LOVE YOU, MA.
I LOVE YOU, MA! I LOVE YOU, MA!
I LOVE YOU!
♪♪ ♪♪
NO! STOP THEM!
FRYLOCK! FRYLOCK! FRYLOCK! FRYLOCK!
AND I LOVE YOU, TOO, SHAKE.
OW! [ SCREAMS ] OW! [ SCREAMS ]
I LOVE YOUR ASS HARD.
♪ DANCING IS FORBIDDEN ♪
♪ FORBIDDEN ♪ ♪ FORBIDDEN ♪
[ SINGING IN JAPANESE ]
♪ DANCING IS FOR-FOR-FORBIDDEN ♪ ♪ DANCING IS FOR-FOR-FORBIDDEN ♪
♪ DANCING IS FORBIDDEN ♪
♪ FORBIDDEN ♪ ♪ FORBIDDEN ♪
[ SINGING IN JAPANESE ]
[ VOCALIZING ] [ VOCALIZING ]
Mooninite: MADE IN GEORGIA. Mooninite: MADE IN GEORGIA.
WOW.