♪ Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? ♪
♪ MY NAME IS ♪ ♪ MY NAME IS ♪
[ Rapping ] ♪ I'M MEATWAD, I'M A BEEF BLOB ♪
♪ I'M AN IGLOO, OR A HOT DOG ♪
♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪ ♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪ ♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪ ♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪
♪ YEAH, BITCHES ♪ ♪ YOU MESS WITH ME, YOU GET CONCRETE FEET ♪
♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪ ♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪
♪ YO, BOYEE ♪ ♪ BUSTED THE MOONINITES FOR SLINGING MOON ROCKS ♪
♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪ ♪ FOOLS ♪ ♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪ ♪ FOOLS ♪
♪ AROUND THE CORNER, FUDGE IS MADE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪
♪ TREAT MY HOs LIKE A COP'S BEAR CLAW ♪
♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪ ♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ DO FRIES GO WITH THAT? ♪
♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪ ♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪
♪ AW, DOUGHNUTS ♪
♪ YEAH, BOY ♪ ♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪ ♪ YEAH, BOY ♪ ♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
[ SCREAMS ]
♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪
♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T BE DISMANTLED ♪
♪ AQUA TEEN GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪
♪ AQUA TEEN, WE'RE GONNA BE FOREVER ♪
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T! OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
Frylock: SHAKE? Frylock: SHAKE?
OH, MY GOD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS, MAN? OH, MY GOD, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS, MAN?
HI! NICE TO MEET YOU.
THERE'S THE GUY I WANTED TO SEE. THERE'S THE GUY I WANTED TO SEE.
I CALLED THE POLICE. I CALLED THE HOSPITALS. I CALLED THE POLICE. I CALLED THE HOSPITALS.
[ TAPE REWINDS ]
HI! NICE TO MEET YOU. HI! NICE TO MEET YOU.
THERE'S THE GUY I WANTED TO SEE.
I PUT UP A BUNCH OF "MISSING PERSON" FLIERS THAT SAY, I PUT UP A BUNCH OF "MISSING PERSON" FLIERS THAT SAY,
"I WISH I HAD A RABBIT," "I WISH I HAD A RABBIT,"
BUT ALL THAT TIME, I'M THINKING OF YOU
AND HOW YOU'RE MISSING AND HOW I WANT TO GET THAT RABBIT. AND HOW YOU'RE MISSING AND HOW I WANT TO GET THAT RABBIT.
YOU REMEMBER? REMEMBER HE WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE IT?
CAN I HAVE ME THIS RABBIT?
NO, MEATWAD. I'M SORRY.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
SHAKE, CAN I HAVE ME THIS RABBIT?
YES, OF COURSE YOU CAN.
I JUST TOLD YOUR ASS NO, MEATWAD. I JUST TOLD YOUR ASS NO, MEATWAD.
BUT HE JUST TOLD ME YES, FRYLOCK.
YEAH, FRYLOCK. LET'S GO, MEATWAD. YEAH, FRYLOCK. LET'S GO, MEATWAD.
BUT -- NO RABBIT TODAY FOR YOU.
BUT YOU'RE GIVING ME MIXED SIGNALS, HERE! BUT YOU'RE GIVING ME MIXED SIGNALS, HERE!
[ SOBBING ]
COME ON, DAMN IT! LET'S GO! [ SOBBING CONTINUES ] COME ON, DAMN IT! LET'S GO! [ SOBBING CONTINUES ]
WELL, HELL, MAN.
THAT WAS THE LAST TIME WE SAW YOU, SHAKE. THAT WAS THE LAST TIME WE SAW YOU, SHAKE.
[ TAPE REWINDS ]
HI! NICE TO MEET YOU.
THERE'S THE GUY I WANTED TO SEE.
OH, BOY! A RABBIT! OH, BOY! A RABBIT!
DO HE FETCH LIKE A DOG? ROLL OVER. DO HE FETCH LIKE A DOG? ROLL OVER.
YOU'RE -- YOU'RE TIRED.
I CAN TELL. YOU'RE TIRED. I CAN TELL.
JUST -- JUST COME ON OUT OF THERE
SO I CAN LOVE AND HUG ON YOU. SO I CAN LOVE AND HUG ON YOU.
EVERY DAY'S GONNA BE EASTER SUNDAY FROM NOW ON.
[ Deep voice ] YES. [ Deep voice ] YES.
CHRIST HAS RISEN ONCE AGAIN. CHRIST HAS RISEN ONCE AGAIN.
♪♪
CAN I TAKE MY NEW RABBIT OUTSIDE? CAN I TAKE MY NEW RABBIT OUTSIDE?
SURE. HAVE FUN.
BUT DON'T LISTEN TO A WORD FROM HIS LYING MOUTH BUT DON'T LISTEN TO A WORD FROM HIS LYING MOUTH
SO FILLED WITH LIES.
AND NOW I MUST RETIRE TO MY ROOM. AND NOW I MUST RETIRE TO MY ROOM.
THAT AIN'T SHAKE. THAT AIN'T SHAKE.
WHICH ONE IS MY ROOM?
THE ONE NEXT TO THE BATHROOM.
OF COURSE IT IS. I REMEMBER THAT. OF COURSE IT IS. I REMEMBER THAT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HE MEANT? WHAT DO YOU THINK HE MEANT?
"CHRIST HAS RISEN ONCE AGAIN."
THAT'S A REALLY INTENSE THING TO SAY TO A CHILD. THAT'S A REALLY INTENSE THING TO SAY TO A CHILD.
I THINK HE WAS REFERRING TO HIMSELF, WHOEVER HE IS. I THINK HE WAS REFERRING TO HIMSELF, WHOEVER HE IS.
Shake: WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?
THERE ISN'T A BATHROOM. AH, YES.
I REMEMBER REMOVING IT. I REMEMBER REMOVING IT.
I HAVE TRAVELED A GREAT DISTANCE,
AND NOW I WILL KICK BACK BY JAMMING ON SOME KEYS, AND NOW I WILL KICK BACK BY JAMMING ON SOME KEYS, AND NOW I WILL KICK BACK BY JAMMING ON SOME KEYS,
AS I AM WONT TO DO.
[ SUSTAINED NOTES PLAY ]
WATCH YOUR BACK AROUND HIM, MAN. WATCH YOUR BACK AROUND HIM, MAN.
CARL, I THINK MY RABBIT GOT MONO. CARL, I THINK MY RABBIT GOT MONO.
LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE HE GOT DEAD-O.
[ CHUCKLES ] I'M GONNA TEACH HIM TO SWIM. [ CHUCKLES ] I'M GONNA TEACH HIM TO SWIM.
WHAT THE -- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHAT THE -- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
YOU DON'T TOSS NO RABBIT IN THE WATER TO DROWN. YOU DON'T TOSS NO RABBIT IN THE WATER TO DROWN.
YOU GOT TO CUT HIS FEET OFF FOR GOOD LUCK FIRST. YOU GOT TO CUT HIS FEET OFF FOR GOOD LUCK FIRST.
YOU GOT FOUR GOOD LUCKS HERE. YOU GOT FOUR GOOD LUCKS HERE.
DOES THAT REALLY WORK?
I WON THIS SECOND PLACE AT THE CARNIVAL RING TOSS, I WON THIS SECOND PLACE AT THE CARNIVAL RING TOSS,
AND MY LIFE HAS BEEN BADASS EVER SINCE.
[ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CELLPHONE DIALS, RINGS ]
I'm in. OKAY. I'm in. OKAY.
ASK HIM WHEN THE REST OF THE CHANGE CAN BEGIN.
ALL RIGHT, RELAX. JUST ASK HIM, OKAY? ALL RIGHT, RELAX. JUST ASK HIM, OKAY?
TELL LIONEL TO SLOW HIS [BLEEP]ING ROLL.
I MUST GAIN THEIR TRUST WITH SOME BOSS TUNES. I MUST GAIN THEIR TRUST WITH SOME BOSS TUNES.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS, MUSIC CONTINUES ] [ CELLPHONE BEEPS, MUSIC CONTINUES ]
OKAY.
THAT WAS A LITTLE DAVE BRUBECK.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY DUMB-ASS ROOMMATE? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY DUMB-ASS ROOMMATE?
[ SAW BUZZING, SCREAMING ] [ SAW BUZZING, SCREAMING ]
ALL RIGHT.
NOW WE GOT GOOD LUCK. NOW WE GOT GOOD LUCK.
[ Shake's voice ] WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET...
SOME BAD LUCK STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS SOME BAD LUCK STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS
TILL IT COMES OUT YOUR MOUTH!
YOUR RABBIT DOES A REALLY GOOD IMPRESSION OF SHAKE. YOUR RABBIT DOES A REALLY GOOD IMPRESSION OF SHAKE.
I'M NOT A RABBIT.
I THINK THAT SHAKE IS TRAPPED INSIDE THIS RABBIT. I THINK THAT SHAKE IS TRAPPED INSIDE THIS RABBIT.
I'M NOT A RABBIT! COME ON. GET OUT OF THE RABBIT.
I'M NOT INSIDE A RABBIT, IDIOTS! I'M NOT INSIDE A RABBIT, IDIOTS!
I MERELY PUT HIS BRAIN INSIDE A RABBIT AND MINE INSIDE HIM. I MERELY PUT HIS BRAIN INSIDE A RABBIT AND MINE INSIDE HIM.
HMM.
I HATE CELERY, BUT I ALSO HATE TO PASS UP A DEAL. I HATE CELERY, BUT I ALSO HATE TO PASS UP A DEAL.
WHAT'S THE CATCH?
DO I HAVE TO SIT FOR A PRESENTATION OR SOMETHING, DO I HAVE TO SIT FOR A PRESENTATION OR SOMETHING,
AND THEN I GET THE CELERY? AND THEN I GET THE CELERY?
THAT'S HOW THIS HUSTLE WORKS, RIGHT? THAT'S HOW THIS HUSTLE WORKS, RIGHT?
HURRY. HURRY. WHERE ARE WE GOING WITH THIS?
TO THE BACK.
OKAY, BUT HOW DID YOU TRANSFER THE BRAINS?
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CRACK THAT NUT FOR OVER A DECADE, MAN. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CRACK THAT NUT FOR OVER A DECADE, MAN.
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
COME WITH ME... TO THE MALL. COME WITH ME... TO THE MALL.
Meatwad: WHY WE AT THE DAMN MALL? Meatwad: WHY WE AT THE DAMN MALL?
WE COME OVER HERE TO YELL AT, LIKE, RAPPERS.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU SEE SOMEONE YOU KNOW, IF YOU SEE SOMEONE
WEARING THEIR PANTS ALL LOW AND YOU GO,
"HEY, M.C. FOOD COURT, "HEY, M.C. FOOD COURT,
PICK YOUR PANTS UP OR PUT A BELT AROUND IT!
THAT'S WHAT THE LOOPS ARE FOR!" THAT'S WHAT THE LOOPS ARE FOR!"
AND THEN, YOU KNOW,
YOU LOOK AROUND AND SEE IF ANY GIRLS ARE WATCHING.
RESPECTING YOU. THERE AIN'T NO GIRLS HERE. RESPECTING YOU. THERE AIN'T NO GIRLS HERE.
THE MALL IS CLOSED, DUDE.
AND I ALREADY GOT MY RABBIT, SON. AND I ALREADY GOT MY RABBIT, SON.
I'M NOT A RABBIT. YES, YOU ARE.
NO, I'M NOT. YOU ARE A RABBIT. NO, I'M NOT. YOU ARE A RABBIT.
YES, YOU ARE. YES. NO, I'M NOT.
HE'S NOT A RABBIT, MEATWAD, OKAY? HE'S NOT A RABBIT, MEATWAD, OKAY?
THANK YOU, FRYLOCK!
BOOM. YOU'VE BEEN PWNED.
HE'S TOTALLY A RABBIT. HE'S TOTALLY A RABBIT.
HE'S IN COMPLETE FREAKING DENIAL.
SO LET'S NOT MAKE A BIG THING ABOUT THIS
UNTIL I CAN FIGURE IT OUT, ALL RIGHT? UNTIL I CAN FIGURE IT OUT, ALL RIGHT?
WHAT'S TO FIGURE OUT?
LOOK, BROTHER, I GOT A DOCTORATE IN CRANIAL MECHANICS. LOOK, BROTHER, I GOT A DOCTORATE IN CRANIAL MECHANICS.
I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO THIS, OKAY?
SO WHERE IS YOUR PARTICLE-ACCELERATION DEVICE? SO WHERE IS YOUR PARTICLE-ACCELERATION DEVICE?
PARTICLE ACCELERATION?
[ LAUGHS ] CUTE. [ LAUGHS ] CUTE.
CALM DOWN, LITTLE BRAIN.
YOUR SCIENCE IS A LIE. YOUR SCIENCE IS A LIE.
I MERELY URINATED IN THIS FOUNTAIN
AT THE SAME EXACT TIME HE DID.
[ GROANS ] [ GROANS ]
THAT'S RIGHT, RANDY.
HYDRATE HIM UNTIL HIS BLADDER RELEASES INTO THE FOUNTAIN. HYDRATE HIM UNTIL HIS BLADDER RELEASES INTO THE FOUNTAIN.
WAIT, WHAT? WAIT, WHAT?
YOU PEED IN THE FOUNTAIN AT THE SAME -- THAT'S NOT EVEN --
POSSIBLE? POSSIBLE?
OF COURSE IT'S NOT, IDIOT.
WE ALSO HAD TO LOCK EYES AT THE SAME TIME. WE ALSO HAD TO LOCK EYES AT THE SAME TIME.
AND THEN LIGHTNING STRUCK THE FOUNTAIN, AND IT JUST HAPPENED. AND THEN LIGHTNING STRUCK THE FOUNTAIN, AND IT JUST HAPPENED.
ELECTRIC.
BULLSHIT! RANDY! BULLSHIT! RANDY!
ALL RIGHT, I'M COMING.
WE HAVE A NONBELIEVER IN OUR MIDST. WE HAVE A NONBELIEVER IN OUR MIDST.
A NONBELIEVER, HUH?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE JUST PEE IN THE FOUNTAIN?
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING, RANDY! THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING! THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING, RANDY! THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING!
DON'T DO THIS, FRYLOCK. HE'S TRYING TO TRICK YOU. DON'T DO THIS, FRYLOCK. HE'S TRYING TO TRICK YOU.
YEAH, DON'T DO IT.
I'VE BEEN BUSTED FOR PISSING IN THIS FOUNTAIN BEFORE. I'VE BEEN BUSTED FOR PISSING IN THIS FOUNTAIN BEFORE.
YES, WELL, YOU DID IT WHEN THE MALL WAS OPEN, SO...
SO WHAT? I PULLED A PLASTIC PLANT IN FRONT OF ME. SO WHAT? I PULLED A PLASTIC PLANT IN FRONT OF ME.
NO ONE COULD SEE.
IT'S TIME.
DRAIN YOUR COLLECTIVE LIZARDS AT ONCE! DRAIN YOUR COLLECTIVE LIZARDS AT ONCE!
THE FOUNTAIN IS FILLED WITH SPARE CHANGE. THE FOUNTAIN IS FILLED WITH SPARE CHANGE.
CHANGE. CHANGE.
FRYLOCK, LOOK AT RANDY.
RANDY, LOOK AT FRYLOCK. RANDY, LOOK AT FRYLOCK.
YOU'RE INVITED... TO SWITCH BRAINS! YOU'RE INVITED... TO SWITCH BRAINS!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ] [ THUNDER CRASHES ]
SPIDER, WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND TALK FOR ME? SPIDER, WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND TALK FOR ME?
OR SHOULD I SAY FRYDER? OR SHOULD I SAY FRYDER?
[ Frylock's voice ] YOU WERE RIGHT.
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I WAS RIGHT! YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I WAS RIGHT!
OKAY. POINT MADE.
I GOT A LITTLE PEE LEFT,
SO LET'S JUST SWITCH BACK, OKAY? SO LET'S JUST SWITCH BACK, OKAY?
RANDY? RANDY?
WHAT, UH -- WHAT SIZE ARE YOU? WHAT, UH -- WHAT SIZE ARE YOU?
THESE BOMBER JACKETS ARE SWEET.
COME ON, MAN! I DON'T WANT TO BE NO DAMN SPIDER.
PERHAPS THE BEEF ORB WANTS TO TAKE A SPIN AT THE FOUNTAIN. PERHAPS THE BEEF ORB WANTS TO TAKE A SPIN AT THE FOUNTAIN.
I'LL TELL YOU, I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A PEACH. I'LL TELL YOU, I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A PEACH.
EVERYBODY CALL ME "PEACHWAD." EVERYBODY CALL ME "PEACHWAD."
THAT FEELS LIKE A GOOD USE OF MY TIME.
MEATWAD, DON'T DO IT.
LIONEL PEES. SWITCH WITH HIM.
HE LIVES IN A TUBE AND ENJOYS RUNNING INSIDE OF A WHEEL. HE LIVES IN A TUBE AND ENJOYS RUNNING INSIDE OF A WHEEL.
WHAT DOES HE EAT? PELLETS.
SOMETIMES I CHEW ON A TOILET-PAPER TUBE, SOMETIMES I CHEW ON A TOILET-PAPER TUBE,
BUT MOSTLY PELLETS.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD, BALANCED DIET. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD, BALANCED DIET.
OKAY. LET'S LIGHT THIS CANDLE.
DON'T DO IT, MEATWAD, DAMN IT! DON'T DO IT, MEATWAD, DAMN IT!
[ GRUNTS ] THERE WE GO.
WANT WHAT YOU MAY. WANT WHAT YOU MAY.
GET WHAT YOU NOT.
FOUNTAIN, FOUNTAIN RHYMES WITH MOUNTAIN! FOUNTAIN, FOUNTAIN RHYMES WITH MOUNTAIN!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ Lionel's voice ] AH, JESUS, MY MOUTH. [ Lionel's voice ] AH, JESUS, MY MOUTH.
IT'S JUST FILLED WITH SORES.
[ Meatwad's voice ] YEP. THOSE ARE MY MOUTH SORES. [ Meatwad's voice ] YEP. THOSE ARE MY MOUTH SORES.
I'M GONNA MISS THEM.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NEW JACKET?
PRETTY BOSS, HUH? PRETTY BOSS, HUH?
OUR PLAN HAS COME TO FRUITION.
NOW WE CAN FINALLY COLLECT UNEMPLOYMENT. NOW WE CAN FINALLY COLLECT UNEMPLOYMENT.
THANKS, OBAMA.
NO. IT'S OVER FOR YOU, DR. ZORD. NO. IT'S OVER FOR YOU, DR. ZORD.
OW!
I'M ALLERGIC TO SPIDER BITES! I'M ALLERGIC TO SPIDER BITES!
MY WHOLE PLAN HAS FAILED. MY WHOLE PLAN HAS FAILED.
OH, CRAP. THE MALL COPS ARE COMING.
[ HORN BEEPS ] WE GOT TO ROLL, LITERALLY.
WHY YOU GUYS SHOOT LIGHTNING OFF IN HERE? WHY YOU GUYS SHOOT LIGHTNING OFF IN HERE?
HURRY, HURRY, CARL, PEE INTO THIS FOUNTAIN THE SAME TIME AS I DO.
THEY'LL NEVER SUSPECT A TARANTULA THEY'LL NEVER SUSPECT A TARANTULA
OF STEALING ALL THOSE BOMBER JACKETS.
YEAH, ALL RIGHT, THAT MAKES SENSE. YEAH, ALL RIGHT, THAT MAKES SENSE.
BUT, UH, DO WE GOT TO DO THE THING
WHERE WE'RE LOOKING EACH OTHER IN THE EYES? WHERE WE'RE LOOKING EACH OTHER IN THE EYES?
LOOK, I DON'T MAKE THE RULES, CARL. THIS IS JUST HOW IT WORKS.
IT'S JUST WEIRD, YOU KNOW. COME ON, MAN. HURRY. IT'S JUST WEIRD, YOU KNOW. COME ON, MAN. HURRY.
I'M ALMOST OUT HERE. I'M ALMOST OUT HERE.
W-WHEN'S THE LIGHTNING GONNA STRIKE HERE?
I DON'T KNOW, MAN. KEEP LOOKING AT ME. ALL RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW, MAN. KEEP LOOKING AT ME. ALL RIGHT.
BUT IT JUST -- JUST THROWS OFF MY GAME, YOU KNOW?
COME ON, LIGHTNING.
LET'S GO, LIGHTNING. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. LET'S GO, LIGHTNING. LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
COME ON, LIGHTNING.
THERE THEY ARE!
ESCAPED FROM THE PET STORE JUST LIKE I SAID! ESCAPED FROM THE PET STORE JUST LIKE I SAID!
HEY, YOU'RE THAT GUY WE BUSTED PEEING IN THE FOUNTAIN.
WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. HANG ON A SEC. I GOT TO CONCENTRATE HERE. WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. HANG ON A SEC. I GOT TO CONCENTRATE HERE.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ] YEAH! THERE WE GO! [ THUNDER CRASHES ] YEAH! THERE WE GO!
TAKE HIM IN THE GOLF CART.
[ Carl's voice ] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT'S THIS? YOU GOT A WARRANT FOR THIS?
I'M A SPIDER.
I DIDN'T TAKE THEM LEATHER JACKETS. I DIDN'T TAKE THEM LEATHER JACKETS.
YOU GOT NOTHING.
BACK TO YOUR OLD TRICKS, HUH? BACK TO YOUR OLD TRICKS, HUH?
[ Frylock's voice ] I GUESS SO.
YOU'RE BANISHED FROM THIS MALL FOR LIFE. YOU'RE BANISHED FROM THIS MALL FOR LIFE.
UH, SURE.
YOUR SHOPPING DAYS ARE INTERNET-ONLY FROM NOW ON. YOUR SHOPPING DAYS ARE INTERNET-ONLY FROM NOW ON.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
[ TIRES SQUEAL ] [ TIRES SQUEAL ]
YOU DON'T, DO YOU?
THIS GOLF CART WON'T FIT ON THE ESCALATOR. THIS GOLF CART WON'T FIT ON THE ESCALATOR.
WELL, MAKE IT FIT.
I'M NOT A RABBIT. YOU ARE A RABBIT. I'M NOT A RABBIT. YOU ARE A RABBIT.
NO, I'M NOT.
YES, YOU ARE. I'M NOT A [BLEEP] RABBIT!
IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS. IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS.
ANYONE WHO WANTS A TARANTULA FOR CHRISTMAS
I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH. I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH.
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ALL COMPLAINING.
THESE PELLETS ARE DELICIOUS. THESE PELLETS ARE DELICIOUS.
HEY, THAT'S HIM! THAT'S -- THAT'S ME! COME BACK TO GET US!
OVER THERE! OVER THERE! FRYLOCK, OVER HERE! OVER THERE! OVER THERE! FRYLOCK, OVER HERE!
YEAH, FRYLOCK!
YOU BETTER BUY US RIGHT NOW,
OR I'M GONNA -- HOW'D HE GET A WOMAN? OR I'M GONNA -- HOW'D HE GET A WOMAN?
OH, CAN WE PET THE TARANTULA, PLEASE? OH, CAN WE PET THE TARANTULA, PLEASE?
TARANTULA? OH, NO, NO, HONEY.
KEEP -- KEEP WALKING. NO NEED TO MAKE EYE CONTACT. KEEP -- KEEP WALKING. NO NEED TO MAKE EYE CONTACT.
WHERE'S HE GOING? WHERE IS HE GOING?
HEY! YOU GET BACK HERE!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUYS. MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUYS.
ISN'T THAT SANTA CLAUS? ISN'T THAT SANTA CLAUS?
SANTA COBRA? [ HISSES ]
OW!
♪ DANCING IS FORBIDDEN ♪
♪ FORBIDDEN ♪ ♪ FORBIDDEN ♪
[ SINGING IN JAPANESE ]
♪ DANCING IS FOR-FOR-FORBIDDEN ♪
♪ DANCING IS FORBIDDEN ♪
♪ FORBIDDEN ♪ ♪ FORBIDDEN ♪
[ SINGING IN JAPANESE ]
[ VOCALIZING ] [ VOCALIZING ]
MADE IN GEORGIA.
WITH GEORGIAN HANDS. WITH GEORGIAN HANDS.