♪ Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? ♪
♪ MY NAME IS ♪ ♪ MY NAME IS ♪
[ Rapping ] ♪ I'M MEATWAD, I'M A BEEF BLOB ♪
♪ I'M AN IGLOO, OR A HOT DOG ♪
♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪ ♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪ ♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪ ♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪
♪ YEAH, BITCHES ♪ ♪ YOU MESS WITH ME, YOU GET CONCRETE FEET ♪
♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪ ♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪
♪ YO, BOYEE ♪ ♪ BUSTED THE MOONINITES FOR SLINGING MOON ROCKS ♪
♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪ ♪ FOOLS ♪ ♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪ ♪ FOOLS ♪
♪ AROUND THE CORNER, FUDGE IS MADE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪
♪ TREAT MY HOs LIKE A COP'S BEAR CLAW ♪
♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪ ♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ DO FRIES GO WITH THAT? ♪
♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪ ♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪
♪ AW, DOUGHNUTS ♪
♪ YEAH, BOY ♪ ♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪ ♪ YEAH, BOY ♪ ♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
[ SCREAMS ]
♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪
♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T BE DISMANTLED ♪
♪ AQUA TEEN GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪
♪ AQUA TEEN, WE'RE GONNA BE FOREVER ♪
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T! OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!
MEATWAD, NOW, THAT'S FOR THE MOVIE MEATWAD, NOW, THAT'S FOR THE MOVIE
AND YOU'RE GONNA TREAT CARL TO SOME POPCORN, RIGHT?
HEY, CARL.
I GOT ON MY MOVIE- WATCHING SHOES. I GOT ON MY MOVIE- WATCHING SHOES.
JUST GET IN THE CAR.
YEAH, CARL, I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS, MAN. YEAH, CARL, I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS, MAN.
IT'S REALLY SOLID OF YOU TO TAKE MEATWAD
FOR THE EVENING, YOU KNOW?
YEAH, I'M REAL NICE NOW. YEAH, I'M REAL NICE NOW.
I'M JUST SWAMPED WITH ALL MY ONLINE SURGERY CLASSES.
OHH, HERE WE GO. OHH, HERE WE GO.
YOU KNOW, I'M FURTHERING MY EDUCATION ONLINE,
LEARNING HOW TO BE A SURGEON? LEARNING HOW TO BE A SURGEON?
WRITE YOURSELF A PRESCRIPTION
FOR SHUTTING THE [BELCH!] UP.
CARL, WHY DO YOU HAVE A HACKSAW? CARL, WHY DO YOU HAVE A HACKSAW?
WE'RE GOING TO SEE, UH, "TEXAS HACKSAW MASSACRE."
DON'T WORRY! DON'T WORRY!
IT TEACHES KIDS LESSONS LIKE, YOU KNOW,
"AVOID TEXAS AT ALL COSTS." "AVOID TEXAS AT ALL COSTS."
GUYS, HOW ABOUT ME?
NO, 'CAUSE WE DOING US A GUYS TRIP. NO, 'CAUSE WE DOING US A GUYS TRIP.
NO GIRLS ALLOWED. [laughs]
YOU GIRL. YOU GIRL.
OHH! I'M A GUY. I'M A GUY'S GUY.
GRAB MYSELF. I SPIT FIRE. GRAB MYSELF. I SPIT FIRE.
WATCH. WATCH.
WELL, I WAS AIMING FOR MY CHEST,
BUT I COULD'VE DONE IT WAY OVER THERE. [spits] BUT I COULD'VE DONE IT WAY OVER THERE. [spits]
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. WE AIN'T GOT ROOM FOR YOU.
YOU HAVE A HATCHBACK HERE, RIGHT? YOU HAVE A HATCHBACK HERE, RIGHT?
I GOT A WOOFER IN THERE AND, WHEN I CRANK IT,
IT'LL MAKE YOU GO DOO-DOO ALL OVER MY CAR, SO... IT'LL MAKE YOU GO DOO-DOO ALL OVER MY CAR, SO...
WELL, THEN, WHERE AM I GONNA SIT?
UH, I DON'T KNOW. YOU COULD SIT, UH, ON THIS UH, I DON'T KNOW. YOU COULD SIT, UH, ON THIS
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] AND ROTATE!
[ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ]
GOOD ONE, CARL.
YOU TEED IT UP FOR ME!
[ TIRES SCREECH ] I KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK! [ TIRES SCREECH ] I KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK!
I HOPE THE THEATER BURNS DOWN
WITH YOU TWO IN IT WHILE YOU'RE HOLDING HANDS! WITH YOU TWO IN IT WHILE YOU'RE HOLDING HANDS!
GREAT, NOW I GOTTA BE HERE WITH YOU. GREAT, NOW I GOTTA BE HERE WITH YOU.
FRICKING LADIES' NIGHT.
WHAT YOU DOIN', CARL? WHAT YOU DOIN', CARL?
I'M MAKING SURE THIS 20's REAL.
HEY, LOOK, IT'S REALLY GOIN' IN MY POCKET. HEY, LOOK, IT'S REALLY GOIN' IN MY POCKET.
I GUESS IT'S REAL, THEN.
BUT I NEED IT, TO BUY YOU SOME POPCORN.
HOW ABOUT WE GO GET US SOME POPCORN MAKERS? HOW ABOUT WE GO GET US SOME POPCORN MAKERS?
HOW ABOUT THAT? YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. HOW ABOUT THAT? YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
YOU GET REAL LOW TO THE GROUND, RIGHT?
LIKE THIS HERE? LIKE THIS HERE?
THERE YOU GO.
NOW, YOU SAW HERE AND HERE NOW, YOU SAW HERE AND HERE
AND OUT COMES THE POPCORN MAKER!
YEAH!
YEAH! ALL RIGHT! YEAH! ALL RIGHT!
SHUT UP. DON'T MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT.
WE GOTTA GET US A LOT OF POPCORN TONIGHT. WE GOTTA GET US A LOT OF POPCORN TONIGHT.
WHERE THE POPCORN?
THERE AIN'T NO POPCORN IN HERE. THERE AIN'T NO POPCORN IN HERE.
AW, SHOOT. DID THEY FORGET TO PUT POPCORN IN THERE? AW, SHOOT. DID THEY FORGET TO PUT POPCORN IN THERE?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
I GUESS WE COULD SEE IF THE CAR I GUESS WE COULD SEE IF THE CAR
RIGHT NEXT TO US GOT SOME FREE POPCORN.
HURRY, HURRY, HURRY. SEE, CARS LIKE THIS. HURRY, HURRY, HURRY. SEE, CARS LIKE THIS.
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SCRATCHING THEIR BACK, YOU KNOW?
FRYLOCK TOLD ME THAT THEY FILLED WITH PRECIOUS METALS, FRYLOCK TOLD ME THAT THEY FILLED WITH PRECIOUS METALS,
LIKE PLATINUM AND PALLADIUM AND RHODIUM, LIKE PLATINUM AND PALLADIUM AND RHODIUM,
AND THAT'S WHY PEOPLE STEAL THEM ALL THE TIME.
THEY MELT THEM DOWN FOR MONEY
AND THEN, THEY USE IT TO BUY THEM SOME DRUGS. AND THEN, THEY USE IT TO BUY THEM SOME DRUGS.
FRYLOCK DON'T KNOW JACK CRAP ABOUT THE POPCORN BUSINESS. FRYLOCK DON'T KNOW JACK CRAP ABOUT THE POPCORN BUSINESS.
OH, MAN.
LOOK. LOOK.
THAT'S THE HAIRY BUS.
THE ULTIMATE PARTY VEHICLE. THE ULTIMATE PARTY VEHICLE.
RATT RENTED THAT WHEN THEY TOURED JERSEY
FOR THEIR "ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND YET AGAIN" TOUR. FOR THEIR "ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND YET AGAIN" TOUR.
IT'S GOT A DEEJAY BOOTH, A DANCEFLOOR, IT'S GOT A DEEJAY BOOTH, A DANCEFLOOR,
A KEGERATOR, A STRIPPER POLE, A HOT TUB,
A 2-STORY WATERFALL, AND A MASSAGE PARLOR. A 2-STORY WATERFALL, AND A MASSAGE PARLOR.
AW, YEAH. AW, YEAH.
WE'RE GONNA SAW HER DOWN. WE'RE GONNA SAW HER DOWN.
GO ON, GET UNDER THERE.
SEE, POPCORN MAKERS ARE BAD FOR CARS, SO, SEE, POPCORN MAKERS ARE BAD FOR CARS, SO,
YOU KNOW, WE'RE DOING A GOOD DEED HERE.
AAAAAH!
THEN HOW COME IT BE SCREAMING AT ME? THEN HOW COME IT BE SCREAMING AT ME?
BECAUSE IT HURTS!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
HURRY, HURRY. COME ON. COME ON. HURRY, HURRY. COME ON. COME ON.
AAH! OW!
WHAT THE...? THIS IS WARM AND GOOEY. WHAT THE...? THIS IS WARM AND GOOEY.
YOU CAN'T MELT THIS DOWN.
FRICKING LENNY IS NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ONE. FRICKING LENNY IS NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ONE.
PUT. IT. BACK! LICK MY MEAT.
[ COUGHS ] OH, GOODNESS, HE'S HURTIN' SOMETHING FIERCE. [ COUGHS ] OH, GOODNESS, HE'S HURTIN' SOMETHING FIERCE.
CARL, WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM LIKE THIS, CAN WE? CARL, WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM LIKE THIS, CAN WE?
YEAH, ACTUALLY, I THINK WE CAN.
[ TIRES SCREECH ] [ TIRES SCREECH ]
OKAY. SEE YA LATER. OKAY. SEE YA LATER.
HEY, CARL, WHEN WE GOIN' TO THE MOVIE?
WE WENT. WE WENT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE SAW. SOMETHING.
YOU LIKED IT. TRUST ME.
DID IT HAVE SOMEONE NAMED SHREK? DID IT HAVE SOMEONE NAMED SHREK?
THAT GUY THAT'S IN THE MOVIES THAT GUY THAT'S IN THE MOVIES
AND YOU SEE HIM ON THEM CUPS, THE SODA CUPS.
YEAH, SURE.
SO, YOU GUYS, UH, TRYING TO MURDER ME? SO, YOU GUYS, UH, TRYING TO MURDER ME?
AH, YOU AIN'T ALIVE. YOU'RE A BUS. AH, YOU AIN'T ALIVE. YOU'RE A BUS.
I LIVE JUST AS YOU, SIR.
I AM THE OFFSPRING OF THE UNHOLY UNION OF MAN AND BUS. I AM THE OFFSPRING OF THE UNHOLY UNION OF MAN AND BUS. I AM THE OFFSPRING OF THE UNHOLY UNION OF MAN AND BUS.
[ SPRINGS SQUEAKING, MAN MOANING ]
IN URUGUAY, MANY YEARS AGO,
A DRUNKEN BACHELOR MADE LOVE TO A BUS. A DRUNKEN BACHELOR MADE LOVE TO A BUS.
NINE MONTHS LATER, THAT BUS, MY MOTHER, NINE MONTHS LATER, THAT BUS, MY MOTHER,
CONCEIVED A HIDEOUS SPAWN OF SATAN --
TWIN BUSES COATED IN DIESEL AND PHLEGM. TWIN BUSES COATED IN DIESEL AND PHLEGM.
[ WAILING ]
WE WERE DRIVEN FROM THE VILLAGE AND FORCED TO LIVE WE WERE DRIVEN FROM THE VILLAGE AND FORCED TO LIVE
AMONGST THE ANIMALS OF THE FOREST, AMONGST THE ANIMALS OF THE FOREST,
HOSTING PARTIES FOR THEM, FEASTING ON THEM. HOSTING PARTIES FOR THEM, FEASTING ON THEM.
NOW, PEOPLE PAY YOU 400 BUCKS A NIGHT
TO PARTY, AND THEN YOU EAT THEM? TO PARTY, AND THEN YOU EAT THEM?
YEAH, TRY $550, CUZ.
DAMN. DAMN.
I GET 'EM GOOD AND SLOPPY
AND SHITFACED AND THEN,
THEY FEEL THE FUR START TO CLOSE IN AROUND THEM. THEY FEEL THE FUR START TO CLOSE IN AROUND THEM.
[ MUSIC PULSES ] WHERE IS THE STRIPPER? [ MUSIC PULSES ] WHERE IS THE STRIPPER?
HOW DID SHE JUST DISAPPEAR?
THEN WHO'S THAT LICKING MY BUTTHOLE? THEN WHO'S THAT LICKING MY BUTTHOLE?
OH, MY GOD, IT'S THE BUS!
AAH! AAAAH! AAH! AAH! AAAAH! AAH!
[ HONK ] [ HONK ]
SMELL THAT FART?
THAT WAS THE GROOM.
OH, I GUESS THEY HAD TO CALL OFF THE WEDDING. OH, I GUESS THEY HAD TO CALL OFF THE WEDDING.
BOTTLE THAT AND SEND THAT TO HIS BITCH.
MARRY THAT HAZE OF ANAL... MARRY THAT HAZE OF ANAL...
BITCH.
THAT'S WHAT I SAY TO MYSELF AND, THAT'S WHAT I SAY TO MYSELF AND,
WHEN COPS COME AROUND, ASKIN' QUESTIONS,
WHO ARE THEY GONNA TALK TO, A HAIRY BUS? WHO ARE THEY GONNA TALK TO, A HAIRY BUS?
THINK ABOUT IT, MORON. THINK ABOUT IT, MORON.
I AM THE ONE EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE. I AM THE ONE EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE.
I'MA CALL THE COPS ON YOUR HAIRY-BUS ASS.
HEY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS VIDEO. HEY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS VIDEO.
YEAH, THAT'S MY HAIRY PARTY CAM.
AND THAT'S YOU, THE ASSHOLE, AND THAT'S YOU, THE ASSHOLE,
CUTTING EVERY CATALYTIC CONVERTER
OUT OF EVERY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT. OUT OF EVERY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
HEY, HOW WAS THE MOVIE, MEATWAD?
AND WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN BLOOD AND CHASSIS GREASE? AND WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN BLOOD AND CHASSIS GREASE?
IT WAS GOOD. NOTHING.
HEY, HOW'S THAT SURGERY CLASS GOING? HEY, HOW'S THAT SURGERY CLASS GOING?
YOU, LIKE, UH, LICENSED YET? YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT NOW?
CARL, WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!
SO, SEE, UH, THIS TALKING BUS, UH, BROKE DOWN HERE SO, SEE, UH, THIS TALKING BUS, UH, BROKE DOWN HERE
AND I'M JUST HELPING, YOU KNOW.
IT BROKE 'CAUSE WE BROKE IT, CUTTIN' OUT THE POPCORN MAKER. IT BROKE 'CAUSE WE BROKE IT, CUTTIN' OUT THE POPCORN MAKER.
THAT'S WHAT CARL -- IT AIN'T IMPORTANT, HOW IT HAPPENED. THAT'S WHAT CARL -- IT AIN'T IMPORTANT, HOW IT HAPPENED.
YOU GOT SOME, UH, DUCT TAPE OR WACKY GLUE?
YOU'RE A SURGEON, NOW, RIGHT?
WELL, NOT YET. MAN, IT STINKS.
[ INSECTS BUZZ ] THIS TISSUE IS DEAD.
LOOK, I'M GONNA BE IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE, LOOK, I'M GONNA BE IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE,
IF I DON'T FIX THIS.
THE BUS IS ALIVE THE BUS IS ALIVE
AND IT'S GOT SOME GOODS ON ME, OKAY?
CAN'T YOU JUST LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,
GUT SOME DOGS, OR SOMETHING? GUT SOME DOGS, OR SOMETHING?
IT WOULD HAVE TO BE A GENETIC MATCH, MAN.
AH, BUT THERE IS ANOTHER, MY TWIN. AH, BUT THERE IS ANOTHER, MY TWIN.
IN URUGUAY, MANY YEARS AGO, A DRUNK-- IN URUGUAY, MANY YEARS AGO, A DRUNK--
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SOME DUDE HUMPED A BUS
AND THIS HAPPENED. AND THIS HAPPENED.
I KNEW IT! TWIN BUSES,
COATED IN DIESEL AND PHLEGM. COATED IN DIESEL AND PHLEGM.
THERE'S A TWIN.
YEAH, MY STUPID BROTHER. HE'S AN IMBECILE. YEAH, MY STUPID BROTHER. HE'S AN IMBECILE.
HE'S LIKE A SHUTTLE BUS IN ATLANTIC CITY.
HE LOOKS LIKE ME, ONLY HE'S SHAVEN HE LOOKS LIKE ME, ONLY HE'S SHAVEN
AND HE'S WHEELCHAIR- ACCESSIBLE.
BORING. BORING.
SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS
YOU WANT US TO TAKE YOUR BROTHER'S LOWER INTESTINE
AND PUT IT IN YOU, JUST LIKE THAT? AND PUT IT IN YOU, JUST LIKE THAT?
HE'LL DO IT. HE'S STUPID.
BUT THEN, YOUR BROTHER'S NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SURVIVE, MAN. BUT THEN, YOUR BROTHER'S NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO SURVIVE, MAN.
WELL, YOU DON'T MENTION THAT PART TO HIM.
OKAY, HE SAID JUST LOOK OKAY, HE SAID JUST LOOK
FOR A BUS LIKE HIM, BUT SHAVED.
OR WE COULD JUST PLAY SOME SLOTS OR WE COULD JUST PLAY SOME SLOTS
AND GET A CHEAP HOOKER FOR A COUPLE HOURS.
I STILL HAVE $20. I STILL HAVE $20.
YOU GOTTA BE A REAL BARGAIN HUNTER
TO FIND SOMEBODY THAT'LL DO BOTH OF US.
CARL, I CAN'T JUST LET IT DIE. CARL, I CAN'T JUST LET IT DIE.
I SIGNED THE ONLINE HIPPOCRATIC OATH.
OH, GOD, WHY YOU GOTTA GET ALL MORAL?! OH, GOD, WHY YOU GOTTA GET ALL MORAL?!
[ BEEP-BEEP ]
ANYBODY LOOKIN' TO RIDE THE FLESH TRAIN?
HOP ON! HOP ON!
NO, NO, NO, DON'T -- DON'T -- DON'T --
DON'T DO THAT. THAT'S HOW HE EATS YA. DON'T DO THAT. THAT'S HOW HE EATS YA.
EATS YOU? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHO TOLD YOU? OH, NO.
NO, YOU MUST KNOW MY BROTHER NO, YOU MUST KNOW MY BROTHER
AND HE IS EATING PEOPLE AGAIN.
THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE
AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT. AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT BECAUSE THIS GIVES
MY BUSINESS A BAD NAME AND I CAN'T HAVE IT. MY BUSINESS A BAD NAME AND I CAN'T HAVE IT.
THAT'S RIGHT, I'M ALIVE. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M ALIVE.
AND WE DRIVE AMONGST YOU --
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SOME DUDE PUT HIS DICK
IN A BUS AND, SOMEHOW, THIS HAPPENED. IN A BUS AND, SOMEHOW, THIS HAPPENED.
HOW IS MY BROTHER? IS HE ALL RIGHT?
WELL, [sigh] HE DOESN'T HAVE LONG. WELL, [sigh] HE DOESN'T HAVE LONG.
ONLY YOU CAN HELP HIM.
HE NEEDS YOU TO DONATE YOUR COLON. HE NEEDS YOU TO DONATE YOUR COLON.
NO, WHAT BRIAN NEEDS IS THERAPY.
HIS HUNGER FOR DRUNK ASSHOLES HIS HUNGER FOR DRUNK ASSHOLES
CANNOT BE SLAKED.
NOW, LOOK INSIDE ME, OKAY? NOW, LOOK INSIDE ME, OKAY?
I HAVE HANDICAPPED ACCESS.
I HAVE BOARD GAMES FOR THE KIDS.
I PROVIDE HELPFUL INFORMATION AS I DRIVE, I PROVIDE HELPFUL INFORMATION AS I DRIVE,
AND COMICAL CITY FACTS, TOO. AND COMICAL CITY FACTS, TOO.
WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN IN HERE!
I ALSO PROVIDE MY SERVICE FREE OF CHARGE.
NOW, HE CHARGES. I DON'T KNOW WHY.
HE CAN'T USE MONEY.
A BUS CAN'T WALK INTO A STORE AND USE MONEY! A BUS CAN'T WALK INTO A STORE AND USE MONEY!
I SHUTTLE OLD PEOPLE TO CASINOS
AND HOMELESS PEOPLE TO PLACES
WHERE THEY LOVE TO GO CRAZY.
[sadly] BUT YOU HAVE COME HERE [sadly] BUT YOU HAVE COME HERE
FOR MY INTESTINES, TO GIVE TO MY BROTHER FOR MY INTESTINES, TO GIVE TO MY BROTHER
AND, IF HE MUST HAVE THEM,
TO SAVE HIS LIFE, THEN, TO SAVE HIS LIFE, THEN,
GO AHEAD AND TAKE THEM. GO AHEAD AND TAKE THEM.
HE'LL DO IT. HE'S STUPID.
BUT IF YOU NEED MY INTESTINE BUT IF YOU NEED MY INTESTINE
TO SAVE MY BROTHER'S LIFE,
WELL, GO AHEAD AND TAKE IT.
AGH! AGH!
I'M HAVING AN ETHICAL CRISIS HERE, MAN. I'M HAVING AN ETHICAL CRISIS HERE, MAN.
I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS.
I'M GONNA KILL THIS GOOD BUS TO SAVE THE BAD ONE? I'M GONNA KILL THIS GOOD BUS TO SAVE THE BAD ONE?
MAN, SOMETIMES GOD JUST GIVES US CHALLENGES
WE JUST CAN'T MEET. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WE JUST CAN'T MEET. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY, FRYMAN.
'CAUSE I WAS UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. SEE? 'CAUSE I WAS UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. SEE?
I STABBED HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A SIGNPOST.
[ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ]
I'M SO COOL.
WHAT, DID YOU HAVE FRICKING CHRISTMAS WHAT, DID YOU HAVE FRICKING CHRISTMAS
WHILE YOU WERE DOWN THERE?
IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME.
[sizzling] FRYLOCK! [sizzling] FRYLOCK!
COULD YOU SEE IF I CAN GET MY $550 BACK?
NAH, SHOULD'VE PUT IT ON THE CARD!
WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE,
I'M GONNA SUE THIS BUS FOR NOT BEING FUN I'M GONNA SUE THIS BUS FOR NOT BEING FUN
AND THEN, I'M GONNA BITCH-SLAP ALL OF YOU
FOR NOT LETTIN' ME GO TO THE MOVIES WITH YOU! FOR NOT LETTIN' ME GO TO THE MOVIES WITH YOU!
AND ANYONE LEFT STANDING WHEN I GET OUT AND ANYONE LEFT STANDING WHEN I GET OUT
IS GONNA BE HURTIN'.
RIDE THE BUS TO BUS HELL, YOU BUS! RIDE THE BUS TO BUS HELL, YOU BUS!
Hairy: HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY, WRONG HOLE!
Shake: HEY, GUYS! Shake: HEY, GUYS!
LOOK, CARL, RIDE THE BUS TO BUS HELL, YOU BUS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MEATWAD, NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MEATWAD, NO!
[ CLATTER ]
WHAT? I JUST DOIN' WHAT YOU DOIN', DAD. WHAT? I JUST DOIN' WHAT YOU DOIN', DAD.
[distorted] BUT... I'M NOT YOUR DAD! [distorted] BUT... I'M NOT YOUR DAD!
♪ DANCING IS FORBIDDEN ♪
♪ FORBIDDEN ♪
[ SINGING IN JAPANESE ] [ SINGING IN JAPANESE ]
♪ DANCING IS FOR-FOR-FORBIDDEN ♪ ♪ DANCING IS FOR-FOR-FORBIDDEN ♪
♪ DANCING IS FORBIDDEN ♪
♪ FORBIDDEN ♪
[ SINGING IN JAPANESE ] [ SINGING IN JAPANESE ]
[ VOCALIZING ] [ VOCALIZING ]
Man: ♪ MADE, MADE IN GEORGIA, YEAH! ♪ Man: ♪ MADE, MADE IN GEORGIA, YEAH! ♪