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♪ Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? ♪

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♪ MY NAME IS ♪ ♪ MY NAME IS ♪

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[ Rapping ]
♪ I'M MEATWAD, I'M A BEEF BLOB ♪

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♪ I'M AN IGLOO,
OR A HOT DOG ♪

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♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪
♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪ ♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪
♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪

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♪ YEAH, BITCHES ♪
♪ YOU MESS WITH ME,
YOU GET CONCRETE FEET ♪

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♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS
AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪ ♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS
AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪

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♪ YO, BOYEE ♪
♪ BUSTED THE MOONINITES
FOR SLINGING MOON ROCKS ♪

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♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪
♪ FOOLS ♪ ♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪
♪ FOOLS ♪

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♪ AROUND THE CORNER,
FUDGE IS MADE ♪

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♪ YEAH ♪
♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES
WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES
WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪

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♪ TREAT MY HOs
LIKE A COP'S BEAR CLAW ♪

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♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH
AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪ ♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH
AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪

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♪ YEAH ♪
♪ DO FRIES GO WITH THAT? ♪

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♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪ ♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪

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♪ AW, DOUGHNUTS ♪

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♪ YEAH, BOY ♪
♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪ ♪ YEAH, BOY ♪
♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪

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♪ OH, YEAH ♪

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[ SCREAMS ]

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♪ AQUA TEEN
WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN
WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪

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♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T
BE DISMANTLED ♪

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♪ AQUA TEEN
GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN
GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪

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♪ AQUA TEEN,
WE'RE GONNA BE FOREVER ♪

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OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T! OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!

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MEATWAD, NOW,
THAT'S FOR THE MOVIE MEATWAD, NOW,
THAT'S FOR THE MOVIE

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AND YOU'RE GONNA TREAT CARL
TO SOME POPCORN, RIGHT?

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HEY, CARL.

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I GOT ON MY MOVIE-
WATCHING SHOES. I GOT ON MY MOVIE-
WATCHING SHOES.

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JUST GET IN THE CAR.

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YEAH, CARL, I REALLY
APPRECIATE THIS, MAN. YEAH, CARL, I REALLY
APPRECIATE THIS, MAN.

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IT'S REALLY SOLID OF YOU
TO TAKE MEATWAD

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FOR THE EVENING,
YOU KNOW?

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YEAH, I'M REAL NICE NOW. YEAH, I'M REAL NICE NOW.

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I'M JUST SWAMPED WITH ALL
MY ONLINE SURGERY CLASSES.

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OHH, HERE WE GO. OHH, HERE WE GO.

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YOU KNOW, I'M FURTHERING
MY EDUCATION ONLINE,

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LEARNING HOW
TO BE A SURGEON? LEARNING HOW
TO BE A SURGEON?

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WRITE YOURSELF
A PRESCRIPTION

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FOR SHUTTING
THE [BELCH!] UP.

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CARL, WHY DO YOU HAVE
A HACKSAW? CARL, WHY DO YOU HAVE
A HACKSAW?

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WE'RE GOING TO SEE, UH,
"TEXAS HACKSAW MASSACRE."

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DON'T WORRY! DON'T WORRY!

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IT TEACHES KIDS LESSONS
LIKE, YOU KNOW,

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"AVOID TEXAS
AT ALL COSTS." "AVOID TEXAS
AT ALL COSTS."

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GUYS, HOW ABOUT ME?

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NO, 'CAUSE WE DOING US
A GUYS TRIP. NO, 'CAUSE WE DOING US
A GUYS TRIP.

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NO GIRLS ALLOWED.
[laughs]

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YOU GIRL. YOU GIRL.

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OHH! I'M A GUY.
I'M A GUY'S GUY.

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GRAB MYSELF.
I SPIT FIRE. GRAB MYSELF.
I SPIT FIRE.

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WATCH. WATCH.

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WELL, I WAS AIMING
FOR MY CHEST,

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BUT I COULD'VE DONE IT
WAY OVER THERE. [spits] BUT I COULD'VE DONE IT
WAY OVER THERE. [spits]

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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
WE AIN'T GOT ROOM FOR YOU.

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YOU HAVE A HATCHBACK
HERE, RIGHT? YOU HAVE A HATCHBACK
HERE, RIGHT?

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I GOT A WOOFER IN THERE
AND, WHEN I CRANK IT,

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IT'LL MAKE YOU GO DOO-DOO
ALL OVER MY CAR, SO... IT'LL MAKE YOU GO DOO-DOO
ALL OVER MY CAR, SO...

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WELL, THEN,
WHERE AM I GONNA SIT?

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UH, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU COULD SIT, UH, ON THIS UH, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU COULD SIT, UH, ON THIS

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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
AND ROTATE!

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[ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ]

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GOOD ONE, CARL.

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YOU TEED IT UP FOR ME!

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
I KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK! [ TIRES SCREECH ]
I KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK!

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I HOPE THE THEATER
BURNS DOWN

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WITH YOU TWO IN IT WHILE
YOU'RE HOLDING HANDS! WITH YOU TWO IN IT WHILE
YOU'RE HOLDING HANDS!

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GREAT, NOW I GOTTA BE
HERE WITH YOU. GREAT, NOW I GOTTA BE
HERE WITH YOU.

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FRICKING LADIES' NIGHT.

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WHAT YOU DOIN', CARL? WHAT YOU DOIN', CARL?

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I'M MAKING SURE
THIS 20's REAL.

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HEY, LOOK, IT'S REALLY
GOIN' IN MY POCKET. HEY, LOOK, IT'S REALLY
GOIN' IN MY POCKET.

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I GUESS IT'S REAL,
THEN.

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BUT I NEED IT, TO BUY
YOU SOME POPCORN.

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HOW ABOUT WE GO GET US
SOME POPCORN MAKERS? HOW ABOUT WE GO GET US
SOME POPCORN MAKERS?

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HOW ABOUT THAT?
YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. HOW ABOUT THAT?
YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

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YOU GET REAL LOW
TO THE GROUND, RIGHT?

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LIKE THIS HERE? LIKE THIS HERE?

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THERE YOU GO.

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NOW, YOU SAW HERE
AND HERE NOW, YOU SAW HERE
AND HERE

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AND OUT COMES
THE POPCORN MAKER!

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YEAH!

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YEAH! ALL RIGHT! YEAH! ALL RIGHT!

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SHUT UP. DON'T MAKE
A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT.

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WE GOTTA GET US A LOT
OF POPCORN TONIGHT. WE GOTTA GET US A LOT
OF POPCORN TONIGHT.

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WHERE THE POPCORN?

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THERE AIN'T NO POPCORN
IN HERE. THERE AIN'T NO POPCORN
IN HERE.

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AW, SHOOT. DID THEY FORGET
TO PUT POPCORN IN THERE? AW, SHOOT. DID THEY FORGET
TO PUT POPCORN IN THERE?

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WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.

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I GUESS WE COULD SEE
IF THE CAR I GUESS WE COULD SEE
IF THE CAR

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RIGHT NEXT TO US
GOT SOME FREE POPCORN.

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HURRY, HURRY, HURRY.
SEE, CARS LIKE THIS. HURRY, HURRY, HURRY.
SEE, CARS LIKE THIS.

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IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SCRATCHING
THEIR BACK, YOU KNOW?

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FRYLOCK TOLD ME THAT THEY
FILLED WITH PRECIOUS METALS, FRYLOCK TOLD ME THAT THEY
FILLED WITH PRECIOUS METALS,

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LIKE PLATINUM AND
PALLADIUM AND RHODIUM, LIKE PLATINUM AND
PALLADIUM AND RHODIUM,

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AND THAT'S WHY PEOPLE
STEAL THEM ALL THE TIME.

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THEY MELT THEM DOWN
FOR MONEY

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AND THEN, THEY USE IT
TO BUY THEM SOME DRUGS. AND THEN, THEY USE IT
TO BUY THEM SOME DRUGS.

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FRYLOCK DON'T KNOW JACK CRAP
ABOUT THE POPCORN BUSINESS. FRYLOCK DON'T KNOW JACK CRAP
ABOUT THE POPCORN BUSINESS.

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OH, MAN.

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LOOK. LOOK.

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THAT'S THE HAIRY BUS.

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THE ULTIMATE
PARTY VEHICLE. THE ULTIMATE
PARTY VEHICLE.

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RATT RENTED THAT
WHEN THEY TOURED JERSEY

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FOR THEIR "ROUND AND ROUND
AND ROUND YET AGAIN" TOUR. FOR THEIR "ROUND AND ROUND
AND ROUND YET AGAIN" TOUR.

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IT'S GOT A DEEJAY BOOTH,
A DANCEFLOOR, IT'S GOT A DEEJAY BOOTH,
A DANCEFLOOR,

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A KEGERATOR, A STRIPPER POLE,
A HOT TUB,

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A 2-STORY WATERFALL,
AND A MASSAGE PARLOR. A 2-STORY WATERFALL,
AND A MASSAGE PARLOR.

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AW, YEAH. AW, YEAH.

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WE'RE GONNA
SAW HER DOWN. WE'RE GONNA
SAW HER DOWN.

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GO ON,
GET UNDER THERE.

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SEE, POPCORN MAKERS
ARE BAD FOR CARS, SO, SEE, POPCORN MAKERS
ARE BAD FOR CARS, SO,

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YOU KNOW, WE'RE DOING
A GOOD DEED HERE.

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AAAAAH!

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THEN HOW COME IT BE
SCREAMING AT ME? THEN HOW COME IT BE
SCREAMING AT ME?

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BECAUSE IT HURTS!

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SHUT UP!
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

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HURRY, HURRY.
COME ON. COME ON. HURRY, HURRY.
COME ON. COME ON.

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AAH! OW!

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WHAT THE...?
THIS IS WARM AND GOOEY. WHAT THE...?
THIS IS WARM AND GOOEY.

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YOU CAN'T MELT THIS DOWN.

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FRICKING LENNY IS NOT
GONNA TAKE THIS ONE. FRICKING LENNY IS NOT
GONNA TAKE THIS ONE.

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PUT. IT. BACK!
LICK MY MEAT.

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[ COUGHS ]
OH, GOODNESS, HE'S HURTIN'
SOMETHING FIERCE. [ COUGHS ]
OH, GOODNESS, HE'S HURTIN'
SOMETHING FIERCE.

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CARL, WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM
LIKE THIS, CAN WE? CARL, WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM
LIKE THIS, CAN WE?

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YEAH, ACTUALLY,
I THINK WE CAN.

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[ TIRES SCREECH ] [ TIRES SCREECH ]

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OKAY.
SEE YA LATER. OKAY.
SEE YA LATER.

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HEY, CARL, WHEN WE
GOIN' TO THE MOVIE?

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WE WENT. WE WENT.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
WE SAW. SOMETHING.

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YOU LIKED IT.
TRUST ME.

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DID IT HAVE
SOMEONE NAMED SHREK? DID IT HAVE
SOMEONE NAMED SHREK?

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THAT GUY THAT'S
IN THE MOVIES THAT GUY THAT'S
IN THE MOVIES

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AND YOU SEE HIM ON THEM
CUPS, THE SODA CUPS.

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YEAH, SURE.

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SO, YOU GUYS, UH,
TRYING TO MURDER ME? SO, YOU GUYS, UH,
TRYING TO MURDER ME?

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AH, YOU AIN'T ALIVE.
YOU'RE A BUS. AH, YOU AIN'T ALIVE.
YOU'RE A BUS.

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I LIVE JUST AS YOU, SIR.

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I AM THE OFFSPRING OF THE
UNHOLY UNION OF MAN AND BUS. I AM THE OFFSPRING OF THE
UNHOLY UNION OF MAN AND BUS. I AM THE OFFSPRING OF THE
UNHOLY UNION OF MAN AND BUS.

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[ SPRINGS SQUEAKING,
MAN MOANING ]

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IN URUGUAY, MANY YEARS AGO,

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A DRUNKEN BACHELOR
MADE LOVE TO A BUS. A DRUNKEN BACHELOR
MADE LOVE TO A BUS.

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NINE MONTHS LATER,
THAT BUS, MY MOTHER, NINE MONTHS LATER,
THAT BUS, MY MOTHER,

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CONCEIVED A HIDEOUS
SPAWN OF SATAN --

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TWIN BUSES COATED
IN DIESEL AND PHLEGM. TWIN BUSES COATED
IN DIESEL AND PHLEGM.

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[ WAILING ]

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WE WERE DRIVEN FROM THE VILLAGE
AND FORCED TO LIVE WE WERE DRIVEN FROM THE VILLAGE
AND FORCED TO LIVE

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AMONGST THE ANIMALS
OF THE FOREST, AMONGST THE ANIMALS
OF THE FOREST,

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HOSTING PARTIES FOR THEM,
FEASTING ON THEM. HOSTING PARTIES FOR THEM,
FEASTING ON THEM.

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NOW, PEOPLE PAY YOU
400 BUCKS A NIGHT

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TO PARTY,
AND THEN YOU EAT THEM? TO PARTY,
AND THEN YOU EAT THEM?

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YEAH, TRY $550, CUZ.

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DAMN. DAMN.

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I GET 'EM GOOD AND SLOPPY

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AND SHITFACED AND THEN,

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THEY FEEL THE FUR START
TO CLOSE IN AROUND THEM. THEY FEEL THE FUR START
TO CLOSE IN AROUND THEM.

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[ MUSIC PULSES ]
WHERE IS THE STRIPPER?  [ MUSIC PULSES ]
WHERE IS THE STRIPPER?

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HOW DID SHE
JUST DISAPPEAR?

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THEN WHO'S THAT
LICKING MY BUTTHOLE? THEN WHO'S THAT
LICKING MY BUTTHOLE?

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OH, MY GOD,
IT'S THE BUS!

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AAH! AAAAH! AAH! AAH! AAAAH! AAH!

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[ HONK ] [ HONK ]

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SMELL THAT FART?

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THAT WAS THE GROOM.

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OH, I GUESS THEY HAD TO
CALL OFF THE WEDDING. OH, I GUESS THEY HAD TO
CALL OFF THE WEDDING.

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BOTTLE THAT AND SEND
THAT TO HIS BITCH.

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MARRY THAT HAZE
OF ANAL... MARRY THAT HAZE
OF ANAL...

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BITCH.

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THAT'S WHAT I SAY
TO MYSELF AND, THAT'S WHAT I SAY
TO MYSELF AND,

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WHEN COPS COME AROUND,
ASKIN' QUESTIONS,

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WHO ARE THEY GONNA
TALK TO, A HAIRY BUS? WHO ARE THEY GONNA
TALK TO, A HAIRY BUS?

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THINK ABOUT IT, MORON. THINK ABOUT IT, MORON.

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I AM THE ONE
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE. I AM THE ONE
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE.

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I'MA CALL THE COPS
ON YOUR HAIRY-BUS ASS.

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HEY, TAKE A LOOK
AT THIS VIDEO. HEY, TAKE A LOOK
AT THIS VIDEO.

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YEAH, THAT'S
MY HAIRY PARTY CAM.

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AND THAT'S YOU,
THE ASSHOLE, AND THAT'S YOU,
THE ASSHOLE,

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CUTTING EVERY
CATALYTIC CONVERTER

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OUT OF EVERY CAR
IN THE PARKING LOT. OUT OF EVERY CAR
IN THE PARKING LOT.

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WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME?! WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME?!

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HEY, HOW WAS THE MOVIE,
MEATWAD?

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AND WHY ARE YOU COVERED
IN BLOOD AND CHASSIS GREASE? AND WHY ARE YOU COVERED
IN BLOOD AND CHASSIS GREASE?

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IT WAS GOOD. NOTHING.

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HEY, HOW'S THAT
SURGERY CLASS GOING? HEY, HOW'S THAT
SURGERY CLASS GOING?

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YOU, LIKE, UH, LICENSED YET?
YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT NOW?

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CARL,
WHAT THE HELL, MAN?!

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SO, SEE, UH, THIS TALKING
BUS, UH, BROKE DOWN HERE SO, SEE, UH, THIS TALKING
BUS, UH, BROKE DOWN HERE

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AND I'M JUST
HELPING, YOU KNOW.

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IT BROKE 'CAUSE WE BROKE IT,
CUTTIN' OUT THE POPCORN MAKER. IT BROKE 'CAUSE WE BROKE IT,
CUTTIN' OUT THE POPCORN MAKER.

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THAT'S WHAT CARL --
IT AIN'T IMPORTANT,
HOW IT HAPPENED. THAT'S WHAT CARL --
IT AIN'T IMPORTANT,
HOW IT HAPPENED.

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YOU GOT SOME, UH,
DUCT TAPE OR WACKY GLUE?

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YOU'RE A SURGEON,
NOW, RIGHT?

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WELL, NOT YET.
MAN, IT STINKS.

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[ INSECTS BUZZ ]
THIS TISSUE IS DEAD.

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LOOK, I'M GONNA BE
IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE, LOOK, I'M GONNA BE
IN SOME SERIOUS TROUBLE,

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IF I DON'T FIX THIS.

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THE BUS IS ALIVE THE BUS IS ALIVE

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AND IT'S GOT SOME
GOODS ON ME, OKAY?

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CAN'T YOU JUST LIKE,
I DON'T KNOW,

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GUT SOME DOGS,
OR SOMETHING? GUT SOME DOGS,
OR SOMETHING?

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IT WOULD HAVE TO BE
A GENETIC MATCH, MAN.

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AH, BUT THERE IS ANOTHER,
MY TWIN. AH, BUT THERE IS ANOTHER,
MY TWIN.

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IN URUGUAY, MANY YEARS AGO,
A DRUNK-- IN URUGUAY, MANY YEARS AGO,
A DRUNK--

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
SOME DUDE HUMPED A BUS

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AND THIS HAPPENED. AND THIS HAPPENED.

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I KNEW IT!
TWIN BUSES,

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COATED IN DIESEL AND PHLEGM. COATED IN DIESEL AND PHLEGM.

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THERE'S A TWIN.

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YEAH, MY STUPID BROTHER.
HE'S AN IMBECILE. YEAH, MY STUPID BROTHER.
HE'S AN IMBECILE.

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HE'S LIKE A SHUTTLE BUS
IN ATLANTIC CITY.

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HE LOOKS LIKE ME,
ONLY HE'S SHAVEN HE LOOKS LIKE ME,
ONLY HE'S SHAVEN

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AND HE'S WHEELCHAIR-
ACCESSIBLE.

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BORING. BORING.

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SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS

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YOU WANT US TO TAKE YOUR
BROTHER'S LOWER INTESTINE

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AND PUT IT IN YOU,
JUST LIKE THAT? AND PUT IT IN YOU,
JUST LIKE THAT?

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HE'LL DO IT.
HE'S STUPID.

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BUT THEN, YOUR BROTHER'S NOT
GONNA BE ABLE TO SURVIVE, MAN. BUT THEN, YOUR BROTHER'S NOT
GONNA BE ABLE TO SURVIVE, MAN.

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WELL, YOU DON'T MENTION
THAT PART TO HIM.

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OKAY, HE SAID
JUST LOOK OKAY, HE SAID
JUST LOOK

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FOR A BUS LIKE HIM,
BUT SHAVED.

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OR WE COULD JUST PLAY
SOME SLOTS OR WE COULD JUST PLAY
SOME SLOTS

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AND GET A CHEAP HOOKER
FOR A COUPLE HOURS.

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I STILL HAVE $20. I STILL HAVE $20.

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YOU GOTTA BE
A REAL BARGAIN HUNTER

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TO FIND SOMEBODY
THAT'LL DO BOTH OF US.

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CARL, I CAN'T JUST
LET IT DIE. CARL, I CAN'T JUST
LET IT DIE.

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I SIGNED THE ONLINE
HIPPOCRATIC OATH.

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OH, GOD, WHY YOU GOTTA
GET ALL MORAL?! OH, GOD, WHY YOU GOTTA
GET ALL MORAL?!

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[ BEEP-BEEP ]

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ANYBODY LOOKIN' TO RIDE
THE FLESH TRAIN?

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HOP ON! HOP ON!

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NO, NO, NO, DON'T --
DON'T -- DON'T --

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DON'T DO THAT.
THAT'S HOW HE EATS YA. DON'T DO THAT.
THAT'S HOW HE EATS YA.

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EATS YOU? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHO TOLD YOU? OH, NO.

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NO, YOU MUST KNOW
MY BROTHER NO, YOU MUST KNOW
MY BROTHER

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AND HE IS EATING
PEOPLE AGAIN.

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THIS HAS
HAPPENED BEFORE

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AND I WILL
TAKE CARE OF IT. AND I WILL
TAKE CARE OF IT.

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I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
BECAUSE THIS GIVES

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MY BUSINESS A BAD NAME
AND I CAN'T HAVE IT. MY BUSINESS A BAD NAME
AND I CAN'T HAVE IT.

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THAT'S RIGHT,
I'M ALIVE. THAT'S RIGHT,
I'M ALIVE.

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AND WE DRIVE
AMONGST YOU --

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
SOME DUDE PUT HIS DICK

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IN A BUS AND, SOMEHOW,
THIS HAPPENED. IN A BUS AND, SOMEHOW,
THIS HAPPENED.

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HOW IS MY BROTHER?
IS HE ALL RIGHT?

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WELL, [sigh]
HE DOESN'T HAVE LONG. WELL, [sigh]
HE DOESN'T HAVE LONG.

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ONLY YOU CAN HELP HIM.

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HE NEEDS YOU
TO DONATE YOUR COLON. HE NEEDS YOU
TO DONATE YOUR COLON.

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NO, WHAT BRIAN NEEDS
IS THERAPY.

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HIS HUNGER
FOR DRUNK ASSHOLES HIS HUNGER
FOR DRUNK ASSHOLES

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CANNOT BE SLAKED.

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NOW, LOOK
INSIDE ME, OKAY? NOW, LOOK
INSIDE ME, OKAY?

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I HAVE
HANDICAPPED ACCESS.

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I HAVE BOARD GAMES
FOR THE KIDS.

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I PROVIDE HELPFUL
INFORMATION AS I DRIVE, I PROVIDE HELPFUL
INFORMATION AS I DRIVE,

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AND COMICAL
CITY FACTS, TOO. AND COMICAL
CITY FACTS, TOO.

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WE HAVE A LOT
OF FUN IN HERE!

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I ALSO PROVIDE MY SERVICE
FREE OF CHARGE.

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NOW, HE CHARGES.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.

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HE CAN'T USE MONEY.

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A BUS CAN'T WALK INTO
A STORE AND USE MONEY! A BUS CAN'T WALK INTO
A STORE AND USE MONEY!

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I SHUTTLE OLD PEOPLE
TO CASINOS

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AND HOMELESS PEOPLE
TO PLACES

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WHERE THEY LOVE
TO GO CRAZY.

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[sadly]
BUT YOU HAVE COME HERE [sadly]
BUT YOU HAVE COME HERE

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FOR MY INTESTINES,
TO GIVE TO MY BROTHER FOR MY INTESTINES,
TO GIVE TO MY BROTHER

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AND, IF HE
MUST HAVE THEM,

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TO SAVE HIS LIFE,
THEN, TO SAVE HIS LIFE,
THEN,

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GO AHEAD AND TAKE THEM. GO AHEAD AND TAKE THEM.

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HE'LL DO IT.
HE'S STUPID.

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BUT IF YOU NEED
MY INTESTINE BUT IF YOU NEED
MY INTESTINE

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TO SAVE
MY BROTHER'S LIFE,

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WELL, GO AHEAD
AND TAKE IT.

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AGH! AGH!

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I'M HAVING AN ETHICAL
CRISIS HERE, MAN. I'M HAVING AN ETHICAL
CRISIS HERE, MAN.

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I DON'T THINK
I CAN DO THIS.

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I'M GONNA KILL THIS GOOD BUS
TO SAVE THE BAD ONE? I'M GONNA KILL THIS GOOD BUS
TO SAVE THE BAD ONE?

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MAN, SOMETIMES GOD
JUST GIVES US CHALLENGES

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WE JUST CAN'T MEET.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WE JUST CAN'T MEET.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY, FRYMAN.

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'CAUSE I WAS UP
FOR THE CHALLENGE. SEE? 'CAUSE I WAS UP
FOR THE CHALLENGE. SEE?

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I STABBED HIM IN THE HEAD
WITH A SIGNPOST.

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[ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ]

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I'M SO COOL.

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WHAT, DID YOU HAVE
FRICKING CHRISTMAS WHAT, DID YOU HAVE
FRICKING CHRISTMAS

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WHILE YOU WERE
DOWN THERE?

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IT'S ABOUT
GODDAMN TIME.

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[sizzling]
FRYLOCK! [sizzling]
FRYLOCK!

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COULD YOU SEE IF I
CAN GET MY $550 BACK?

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00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,600
NAH, SHOULD'VE PUT IT
ON THE CARD!

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00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:02,852
WHEN I GET OUTTA HERE,

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00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,229
I'M GONNA SUE THIS BUS
FOR NOT BEING FUN I'M GONNA SUE THIS BUS
FOR NOT BEING FUN

294
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,897
AND THEN, I'M GONNA
BITCH-SLAP ALL OF YOU

295
00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,734
FOR NOT LETTIN' ME GO
TO THE MOVIES WITH YOU! FOR NOT LETTIN' ME GO
TO THE MOVIES WITH YOU!

296
00:10:09,817 --> 00:10:12,320
AND ANYONE LEFT STANDING
WHEN I GET OUT AND ANYONE LEFT STANDING
WHEN I GET OUT

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00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,821
IS GONNA BE HURTIN'.

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RIDE THE BUS TO BUS HELL,
YOU BUS! RIDE THE BUS TO BUS HELL,
YOU BUS!

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Hairy: HEY HEY HEY
HEY HEY, WRONG HOLE!

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00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:20,995
Shake: HEY, GUYS! Shake: HEY, GUYS!

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00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:27,376
LOOK, CARL, RIDE THE BUS
TO BUS HELL, YOU BUS.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
MEATWAD, NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
MEATWAD, NO!

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00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,880
[ CLATTER ]

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00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:34,633
WHAT? I JUST DOIN'
WHAT YOU DOIN', DAD. WHAT? I JUST DOIN'
WHAT YOU DOIN', DAD.

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00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,219
[distorted] BUT...
I'M NOT YOUR DAD! [distorted] BUT...
I'M NOT YOUR DAD!

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♪ DANCING IS FORBIDDEN ♪

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♪ FORBIDDEN ♪

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00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,016
[ SINGING IN JAPANESE ] [ SINGING IN JAPANESE ]

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00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,727
♪ DANCING IS FOR-FOR-FORBIDDEN ♪ ♪ DANCING IS FOR-FOR-FORBIDDEN ♪

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♪ DANCING IS FORBIDDEN ♪

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♪ FORBIDDEN ♪

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00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,315
[ SINGING IN JAPANESE ] [ SINGING IN JAPANESE ]

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00:10:49,398 --> 00:10:53,361
[ VOCALIZING ] [ VOCALIZING ]

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Man: ♪ MADE,
MADE IN GEORGIA, YEAH! ♪ Man: ♪ MADE,
MADE IN GEORGIA, YEAH! ♪