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♪ Y'ALL READY FOR THIS? ♪

2
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♪ MY NAME IS ♪ ♪ MY NAME IS ♪

3
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[ Rapping ]
♪ I'M MEATWAD, I'M A BEEF BLOB ♪

4
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♪ I'M AN IGLOO,
OR A HOT DOG ♪

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♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪
♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪ ♪ WHAT? BOOM ♪
♪ I'M STREET, I GOT THE BEAT ♪

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♪ YEAH, BITCHES ♪
♪ YOU MESS WITH ME,
YOU GET CONCRETE FEET ♪

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♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS
AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪ ♪ I GOT JACKED BY THE COPS
AND SHOT MY TATER TOTS ♪

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♪ YO, BOYEE ♪
♪ BUSTED THE MOONINITES
FOR SLINGING MOON ROCKS ♪

9
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♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪
♪ FOOLS ♪ ♪ MILK, MILK, LEMONADE ♪
♪ FOOLS ♪

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♪ AROUND THE CORNER,
FUDGE IS MADE ♪

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♪ YEAH ♪
♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES
WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ I LIKE SPRAYING BOOTIES
WITH MY ICE-CREAM STRAW ♪

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♪ TREAT MY HOs
LIKE A COP'S BEAR CLAW ♪

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♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH
AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪ ♪ GOT A MEATWAD WATCH
AND A LEMONADE SHAKE ♪

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♪ YEAH ♪
♪ DO FRIES GO WITH THAT? ♪

15
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♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪ ♪ HERE COME THE DRUM BREAK ♪

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♪ AW, DOUGHNUTS ♪

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♪ YEAH, BOY ♪
♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪ ♪ YEAH, BOY ♪
♪ DOUGHNUTS, DOUGHNUTS ♪

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♪ OH, YEAH ♪

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[ SCREAMS ]

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♪ AQUA TEEN
WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN
WON'T EVER BE CANCELED ♪

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♪ AQUA TEEN WON'T
BE DISMANTLED ♪

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♪ AQUA TEEN
GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪ ♪ AQUA TEEN
GONNA BE TOGETHER ♪

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♪ AQUA TEEN,
WE'RE GONNA BE FOREVER ♪

24
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OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T! OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!

25
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FRYLOCK
BE SLEEPING LATE TODAY.

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YEAH, WHEN'S HE GONNA GET UP
AND MAKE US BREAKFAST? YEAH, WHEN'S HE GONNA GET UP
AND MAKE US BREAKFAST?

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IT'S PAST NOON.

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YOU DON'T THINK HE'S DEAD,
DO YOU? YOU DON'T THINK HE'S DEAD,
DO YOU?

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WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT.

30
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[ AIR HORN BLARES ]
WAKE YOUR SORRY ASS UP! [ AIR HORN BLARES ]
WAKE YOUR SORRY ASS UP!

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WHOOOOOO!

32
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EAR HURTY!

33
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

34
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AND STOMACH GROWLY,
SO GET CRACKING.

35
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[ PAN SIZZLING ] [ PAN SIZZLING ]

36
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[ SIZZLES ]
OW! HOT! HOT! HOT! [ SIZZLES ]
OW! HOT! HOT! HOT!

37
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[ SIZZLES ]
OW! HOT! HOT! HOT!

38
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YES, YOU HAVE REACHED
A SUITABLE TEMPERATURE. YES, YOU HAVE REACHED
A SUITABLE TEMPERATURE.

39
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NOW COOK THE CREPES! NOW COOK THE CREPES!

40
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♪ BREAKFAST TIME,
BREAKFAST TIME ♪

41
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♪ BREAKFAST, BREAKFAST,
BREAKFAST TIME ♪ ♪ BREAKFAST, BREAKFAST,
BREAKFAST TIME ♪

42
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I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG
WITH FRYLOCK.

43
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♪ YUM, YUMMY, YUMMY
IN MY TUMMY, TUMMY, TUMMY ♪

44
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♪ NOM, NOM, NOM ♪ ♪ NOM, NOM, NOM ♪

45
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[ CHOMPING ]
OH, USE A
FORK, YOU ANIMAL!

46
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THE JEWEL. THE JEWEL.

47
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IT'S GONE.

48
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AIN'T THAT WHERE
HE GETS HIS SMARTS? AIN'T THAT WHERE
HE GETS HIS SMARTS?

49
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I CAN COUNT TO
THIS MUCH.

50
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THESE CREPES
ARE SEVERELY UNDERCOOKED. THESE CREPES
ARE SEVERELY UNDERCOOKED.

51
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I'M SOWWY. I'M SOWWY!

52
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WELL, IF SOMEONE
TOOK FRYLOCK'S BRAIN, WELL, IF SOMEONE
TOOK FRYLOCK'S BRAIN,

53
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AND IN HIS BRAIN,

54
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HE'S KEEPING THE MEMORY
OF WHERE HE PUT HIS MONEY, HE'S KEEPING THE MEMORY
OF WHERE HE PUT HIS MONEY,

55
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WE'RE IN TROUBLE.

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WELL,
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,

57
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BUT I HAVE ALLOWANCE.
[ IMITATING TRUCK SOUNDS ] BUT I HAVE ALLOWANCE.
[ IMITATING TRUCK SOUNDS ]

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BECAUSE FRYLOCK GIVE IT TO YOU
EVERY DAMN WEEK.

59
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YEAH, WELL,
I'LL JUST START SAVING IT NOW. YEAH, WELL,
I'LL JUST START SAVING IT NOW.

60
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AND THE HOUSE IS FREE,

61
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AND SO ARE
THE UTILITIES AND THE CABLE. AND SO ARE
THE UTILITIES AND THE CABLE.

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ME-- MEATWAD?

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MEATWAD?! MEATWAD?!

64
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THERE AIN'T NO MONEY
IN HERE.

65
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YOU IDIOT!
I SEEN HIM
TYPE ON THIS THING YOU IDIOT!
I SEEN HIM
TYPE ON THIS THING

66
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AND TALK ABOUT PUTTING MONEY
PLACES IN HERE.

67
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WE COULD HAVE PAWNED THAT
FOR LIKE A HUNDRED BUCKS, WE COULD HAVE PAWNED THAT
FOR LIKE A HUNDRED BUCKS,

68
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WE WOULD HAVE
LIVED LIKE KINGS!

69
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YOU'RE GETTING A JOB! YOU'RE GETTING A JOB!

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MAYBE HE GOT MONEY
IN HERE.

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OH, GOD.
OOH, THAT TICKLES.

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[ LAUGHS ]
HE DOES NOT
SMELL GOOD. [ LAUGHS ]
HE DOES NOT
SMELL GOOD.

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IT'S SALTY IN HERE.
NO, KEEP --
KEEP TICKLING.

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I FOUND A NOTE! I FOUND A NOTE!

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WHAT'S IT SAY?

76
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'CAUSE I'VE READ A LOT
ALREADY TODAY, 'CAUSE I'VE READ A LOT
ALREADY TODAY,

77
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SO I'M GONNA
LET YOU READ IT,

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AS A TEST
IF YOU KNOW HOW TO READ. AS A TEST
IF YOU KNOW HOW TO READ.

79
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YEAH, I'D LOVE TO DO IT
FOR BOTH OF US,

80
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BUT UH, I DON'T --

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I AIN'T GOT
MY READING GLASSES, I AIN'T GOT
MY READING GLASSES,

82
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SO MAYBE, UM...

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WHY DON'T YOU KNOCK
IT OUT?
SHOOT. WHY DON'T YOU KNOCK
IT OUT?
SHOOT.

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MY READING GLASSES
ARE GONE, TOO.

85
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I WAS READING
THE DICTIONARY TODAY, I WAS READING
THE DICTIONARY TODAY,

86
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AND A BIRD CAME

87
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AND SWIPED THEM
RIGHT OFF MY FACE. AND SWIPED THEM
RIGHT OFF MY FACE.

88
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CRAZIEST THING
I EVER SAW.

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WHAT IF WE JUST, LIKE,
STARE AT IT, YOU KNOW? WHAT IF WE JUST, LIKE,
STARE AT IT, YOU KNOW?

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MAYBE IT --
LIKE, IT'LL READ ITSELF.

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IS THAT HOW IT WORKS?
YEAH. MAYBE. IS THAT HOW IT WORKS?
YEAH. MAYBE.

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WE COULD TRY.
ALL RIGHT.

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LET'S READ THIS THING. LET'S READ THIS THING.

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"IN THE EVENT OF JEWEL LOSS, "IN THE EVENT OF JEWEL LOSS,

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RESTORE MENTAL CAPACI--
CAPACITY

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BY CHARGING AUXILIARY
BACKUP BLING." BY CHARGING AUXILIARY
BACKUP BLING."

97
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YES,
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN? YES,
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

98
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IT'S PROBABLY THIS THING
RIGHT HERE.

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[ BUZZES ]

100
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

101
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HE -- HE'S GONNA BE OKAY,
RIGHT?
HE'S FINE.

102
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HE JUST DUMB. HE JUST DUMB.

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OHH, MY HEAD.

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THE JEWEL!

105
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THE JEWEL OF IDAHOCULES!
WHERE IS IT? THE JEWEL OF IDAHOCULES!
WHERE IS IT?

106
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I DON'T KNOW.
SOUND LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM.

107
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YOU GOT YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE,
RIGHT? YOU GOT YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE,
RIGHT?

108
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YOU TOOK THE TEST,
LIKE WE TALKED.
YEAH, MAN.

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YEAH, I PASSED THAT THING
YESTERDAY. YEAH, I PASSED THAT THING
YESTERDAY.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

111
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YESTERDAY...

112
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YESTERDAY... YESTERDAY...

113
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Brain Fairy:
OKAY, UM, FILL THIS OUT. Brain Fairy:
OKAY, UM, FILL THIS OUT.

114
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I'LL TAKE CARE OF
MOST OF IT.

115
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JUST NEED YOUR ADDRESS,
WHERE YOU GO TO BED, JUST NEED YOUR ADDRESS,
WHERE YOU GO TO BED,

116
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AND ARE YOU GONNA BE
AN ORGAN DONOR?

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PLEASE SAY YES.
PLEASE SAY YES.
PLEASE SAY YES. PLEASE SAY YES.
PLEASE SAY YES.
PLEASE SAY YES.

118
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UH, SURE. [ CHUCKLES ]

119
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I WON'T NEED THEM
IF I DIE, RIGHT? I WON'T NEED THEM
IF I DIE, RIGHT?

120
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YEAH, WHAT IF YOU'RE --

121
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YOU KNOW,
WHAT IF YOU'RE ALIVE?

122
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WHAT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
JUST JOSHING. WHAT?
[ CHUCKLES ]
JUST JOSHING.

123
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WHERE'S YOUR BRAIN?

124
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WHERE THE HELL IS
YOUR BRAIN, MAN?

125
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ASKING ME
A QUESTION LIKE THAT.
JUST JOSHING. ASKING ME
A QUESTION LIKE THAT.
JUST JOSHING.

126
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ALL BRAINS
ARE IN THE HEAD.

127
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HAVE A GOOD DAY. HAVE A GOOD DAY.

128
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THAT'S IT!
WE'VE GOT TO GO TO THE DMV. THAT'S IT!
WE'VE GOT TO GO TO THE DMV.

129
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CARL, WE NEED TO BORROW
YOUR CAR.

130
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WHOA, WHOA,
YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT,

131
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BUT YOU'RE DROPPING ME
AT CROTCHTOWN FIRST

132
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FOR THE WET T-SHIRT
CONTEST.

133
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I MEAN,
TONIGHT'S THE REGIONALS.

134
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Frylock: LOOK AT THAT SMUG
SON OF A BITCH. Frylock: LOOK AT THAT SMUG
SON OF A BITCH.

135
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HE TOOK MY DAMN JEWEL.
I KNOW IT.

136
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DAMN IT. I NEED TO
STAY PLUGGED INTO
THE CIGARETTE LIGHTER. DAMN IT. I NEED TO
STAY PLUGGED INTO
THE CIGARETTE LIGHTER.

137
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SHAKE,
YOU NEED TO GO IN THERE SHAKE,
YOU NEED TO GO IN THERE

138
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AND APPLY FOR A LICENSE,

139
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AND MAKE SURE YOU SAY
YOU'RE AN ORGAN DONOR.

140
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YOU KNOW, TALK A LOT OF SHIT
ABOUT YOUR BRAIN YOU KNOW, TALK A LOT OF SHIT
ABOUT YOUR BRAIN

141
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AND PRETEND TO BE SMART.

142
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PRETEND?
NEVER MIND.
MEATWAD, YOU DO IT. PRETEND?
NEVER MIND.
MEATWAD, YOU DO IT.

143
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NO, NO, NO.
I KNOW WHAT "PRETEND" MEANS.

144
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LYING.
I'M VERY GOOD AT THAT. LYING.
I'M VERY GOOD AT THAT.

145
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
YES, I'M, UH --

146
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I'M HERE FOR MY
AUTOMOBILE CAPTAINING LICENSE. I'M HERE FOR MY
AUTOMOBILE CAPTAINING LICENSE.

147
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LET'S HURRY, PLEASE. LET'S HURRY, PLEASE.

148
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YOU SEE, I'M A SCIENTIST,

149
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AND I NEED
TO DRIVE TO MY LAB, AND I NEED
TO DRIVE TO MY LAB,

150
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WHICH IS
CHOCK-FULL WITH ROBOTS,

151
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I ASSURE YOU.

152
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HMM,
SMARTER THAN USUAL. HMM,
SMARTER THAN USUAL.

153
00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,550
QUICKLY FILL THIS OUT. QUICKLY FILL THIS OUT.

154
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I'LL TAKE CARE OF
MOST OF IT.

155
00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:04,512
JUST NEED YOUR ADDRESS,
WHERE YOU GO TO BED, JUST NEED YOUR ADDRESS,
WHERE YOU GO TO BED,

156
00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:06,222
AND ARE YOU
AN ORGAN DONOR?

157
00:05:06,305 --> 00:05:08,516
PLEASE SAY YES.
PLEASE SAY YES.
PLEASE SAY YES. PLEASE SAY YES.
PLEASE SAY YES.
PLEASE SAY YES.

158
00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:11,227
NO! HOW DARE YOU
ACCUSE ME OF THAT!

159
00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:13,271
HANG ON, SHAKE.
THAT AIN'T WHAT FRYLOCK SAID. HANG ON, SHAKE.
THAT AIN'T WHAT FRYLOCK SAID.

160
00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:15,898
I AM GOING TO NEED MY ORGANS
IN HEAVEN.

161
00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,276
HMM.
THAT'S VERY DISAPPOINTING. HMM.
THAT'S VERY DISAPPOINTING.

162
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I WAS GONNA JUST
GIVE YOU THE LICENSE, I WAS GONNA JUST
GIVE YOU THE LICENSE,

163
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BUT NOW I GUESS WE'LL HAVE
TO TAKE THE DRIVING TEST. BUT NOW I GUESS WE'LL HAVE
TO TAKE THE DRIVING TEST.

164
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WHAT THE HELL?
HE'S MAKING HIM DRIVE? WHAT THE HELL?
HE'S MAKING HIM DRIVE?

165
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OKAY, MERGE RIGHT.

166
00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,876
OKAY, FAILED THAT.

167
00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,794
OKAY, LET'S PARALLEL PARK
OVER THERE. OKAY, LET'S PARALLEL PARK
OVER THERE.

168
00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,463
ARE -- ARE YOU ASKING ME
TO STOP?

169
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WHERE'S "S" FOR STOP
ON THIS? WHERE'S "S" FOR STOP
ON THIS?

170
00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:41,716
PLEASE COME TO
A COMPLETE STOP.

171
00:05:41,799 --> 00:05:43,176
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

172
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YOU FAILED STOP.
STOP TELLING ME
WHAT TO DO.

173
00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,514
REMEMBER,
I'M SMART HERE. REMEMBER,
I'M SMART HERE.

174
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REMEMBER THE ROBOTS
I SPOKE OF?

175
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GO ON AHEAD
AND MAKE A RIGHT TURN UP HERE. GO ON AHEAD
AND MAKE A RIGHT TURN UP HERE.

176
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ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S THE
RUSSIAN COKE PEDDLER?

177
00:05:58,274 --> 00:05:59,984
HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS
TO BEAT UP THE WHORE?

178
00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,320
YOU ARE THE WORST
NON-ORGAN-DONING DRIVER

179
00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:03,529
I'VE EVER SEEN.

180
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YOU'VE DESTROYED
A LOT OF CITY PROPERTY, YOU'VE DESTROYED
A LOT OF CITY PROPERTY,

181
00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:07,366
AND YOU WILL GO TO JAIL,

182
00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:10,620
UNLESS YOU CHECK
THE ORGAN DONOR BOX. UNLESS YOU CHECK
THE ORGAN DONOR BOX.

183
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AND ALL THIS GOES AWAY. AND ALL THIS GOES AWAY.

184
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PLEASE SAY YES.
PLEASE SAY YES.
PLEASE SAY YES.

185
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL SAY YES. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL SAY YES.

186
00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:18,002
I'LL BE AN ORGAN DONOR.
OH, GOODIE.

187
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I'M GIVING HIM
A LICENSE --

188
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YOUR LICENSE.

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YOU'LL BE BEGGING HIM
FOR RIDES.

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COME ON!
HE DIDN'T EVEN DRIVE! COME ON!
HE DIDN'T EVEN DRIVE!

191
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AND GUESS WHAT.
I'M SMART.

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I'M INTELLIGENTS
AS HELL, BOY. I'M INTELLIGENTS
AS HELL, BOY.

193
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YEAH, YOU ARE...

194
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FOR NOW. FOR NOW.

195
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OH, MAN.

196
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I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL CARL

197
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THAT I GOT ME
MY DRIVER'S LICENSE. THAT I GOT ME
MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.

198
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YOU AIN'T
GONNA TELL CARL SHIT.

199
00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:44,237
YOU DIVE OUT
WHEN I SAY WHEN. YOU DIVE OUT
WHEN I SAY WHEN.

200
00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,030
YEAH, HE'S PROBABLY
GONNA BE A REAL JERK

201
00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:47,448
AND START ASKING
ABOUT HIS CAR.

202
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ALL HE THINKS ABOUT
IS HIMSELF. ALL HE THINKS ABOUT
IS HIMSELF.

203
00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:50,827
WHAT'S WITH THAT GUY,
RIGHT?
LISTEN, SHUT UP.

204
00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,995
YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
THIS CAR, YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
THIS CAR, YOU UNDERSTAND?

205
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ALL YOU KNOW IS YOU SAW SOME
BIG BLACK GUY MESSING WITH IT.

206
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THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW. THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW.

207
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HOW WE GONNA PICK HIM UP
AT THE STRIP CLUB

208
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IF A BIG BLACK GUY
DUMPED HIS CAR IN THE OCEAN? IF A BIG BLACK GUY
DUMPED HIS CAR IN THE OCEAN?

209
00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:02,296
A BIG BLACK GUY DIDN'T --

210
00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,382
LOOK, THAT'S THE LEAST OF
OUR CONCERNS RIGHT NOW, OKAY? LOOK, THAT'S THE LEAST OF
OUR CONCERNS RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

211
00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:05,466
READY?

212
00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,634
WHEN!

213
00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:08,886
WAIT, UNPLUG ME.
UNPLUG ME. UNPLUG ME! WAIT, UNPLUG ME.
UNPLUG ME. UNPLUG ME!

214
00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:15,893
OH, GREAT.
NOW WE HAVE TO WALK.

215
00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:18,521
UNBELIEVABLE.
WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GO IN AFTER HIM, UNBELIEVABLE.
WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GO IN AFTER HIM,

216
00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,022
DON'T YOU THINK?
AND GET WET? DON'T YOU THINK?
AND GET WET?

217
00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:21,482
NO.
YEAH, GOOD POINT.

218
00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,359
LET'S GO HOME,
AND WE'LL GO SWIMMING.
YEAH.

219
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SEE YOU LATER, CHUM.
[ CHUCKLES ] SEE YOU LATER, CHUM.
[ CHUCKLES ]

220
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SEE WHAT I DID THERE...
WITH THE WORD "CHUM"?
NO. SEE WHAT I DID THERE...
WITH THE WORD "CHUM"?
NO.

221
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[ CHUCKLES ]
CHUM!

222
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CHUM.
CLASSIC SHAKE. CHUM.
CLASSIC SHAKE.

223
00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:34,871
I DON'T GET IT.
I'M NOT
GONNA EXPLAIN IT.

224
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IT WILL RUIN IT. IT WILL RUIN IT.

225
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WHERE'S THE BRAIN
IN THIS DO-HICKY? WHERE'S THE BRAIN
IN THIS DO-HICKY?

226
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[ CHUCKLES ]
I AIN'T GOT NO BRAIN.

227
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NO BRAIN? MADNESS.

228
00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,965
STOP, THIEF!
OH, YOU. STOP, THIEF!
OH, YOU.

229
00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:48,134
IS THIS YOUR LAB? IS THIS YOUR LAB?

230
00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:50,970
WHERE ARE ALL THOSE ROBOTS
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?

231
00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:52,513
WELL, YOU KNOW,
THEY ARE OUT BACK WELL, YOU KNOW,
THEY ARE OUT BACK

232
00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:53,681
LUBING THEIR CHASSIS.

233
00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:54,932
IT AIN'T YOUR CONCERN.

234
00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,518
YOU MISSED YOUR SHOT
WITH THIS, PAL, OKAY? YOU MISSED YOUR SHOT
WITH THIS, PAL, OKAY?

235
00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,437
SO YOU TWO HAVE FUN.
GOOD NIGHT.

236
00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,938
DO NOT WAKE ME UP. DO NOT WAKE ME UP.

237
00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:04,233
I GUESS I'LL BE KEEPING
THIS SHINY-ASS NICKEL? I GUESS I'LL BE KEEPING
THIS SHINY-ASS NICKEL?

238
00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,401
WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON.

239
00:08:05,484 --> 00:08:06,611
LET'S -- LET'S NOT
BE HASTY HERE.

240
00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:07,862
I MEAN, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS,
RIGHT?

241
00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:09,280
AND I-I GOT A BRAIN. AND I-I GOT A BRAIN.

242
00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:12,491
AND I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU
FOR THAT NICKEL. AND I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU
FOR THAT NICKEL.

243
00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:13,910
HAND OVER THE BRAIN.

244
00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,245
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S IN THERE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S IN THERE.

245
00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,413
HERE. CRACK THE LID.

246
00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:19,540
TAKE -- TAKE A LITTLE PEEK
FOR YOURSELF.

247
00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,043
THAT'S TOO SMALL.
IT CAN'T BE A BRAIN.

248
00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:24,712
IT POWERS
THE WHOLE SHEBANG. IT POWERS
THE WHOLE SHEBANG.

249
00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:26,631
WELL, I'M GONNA GET IT,

250
00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:28,799
BUT IT WASN'T
WORTH THE TRIP. BUT IT WASN'T
WORTH THE TRIP.

251
00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:30,259
YEAH, WE GOT HIM!

252
00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,553
OHH! WE GOT HIS ASS! OHH! WE GOT HIS ASS!

253
00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:35,431
WHAT THE HELL, MAN? Y'ALL
WERE JUST GONNA LET ME
DROWN, WEREN'T YOU?

254
00:08:35,514 --> 00:08:37,767
NO. I MEAN, YEAH... NO. I MEAN, YEAH...

255
00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,477
CHUM.
[ CHUCKLES ]

256
00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,646
WHAT THE HELL?
YOU WERE JUST GONNA LET ME WHAT THE HELL?
YOU WERE JUST GONNA LET ME

257
00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:44,440
WALK HOME FROM CROTCHTOWN,
WEREN'T YOU? WALK HOME FROM CROTCHTOWN,
WEREN'T YOU?

258
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,652
HEY, CARL. LOOK.
I GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.

259
00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:50,071
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
WHERE'S MY CAR? WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
WHERE'S MY CAR?

260
00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:51,614
OH. YE-- RIGHT.

261
00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,699
SOME BIG BLACK GUY STOLE IT
AND DUMPED IT IN THE OCEAN. SOME BIG BLACK GUY STOLE IT
AND DUMPED IT IN THE OCEAN.

262
00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:54,867
THAT'S HOW THEY DO.

263
00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,911
IT'S A CULTURAL THING,
I THINK. IT'S A CULTURAL THING,
I THINK.

264
00:08:56,994 --> 00:08:59,580
OHH.
MY -- MY INTELLIGENCE!

265
00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:00,790
OUT OF THE WAY. OUT OF THE WAY.

266
00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,166
GET OUT OF THE WAY --
CLEAR THE DOOR.

267
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,876
OUT OF MY WAY.

268
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:04,961
AAH! AAH!

269
00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:07,004
HEY. HEY.
[ GROANS ]

270
00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,131
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT, MAN? HUH?
WELL, I JUST -- WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT, MAN? HUH?
WELL, I JUST --

271
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,509
OH, I JUST LIKE
WHIPPING BRAINS AT PEOPLE.

272
00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:13,636
THAT'S MY THING.
I'M A BRAIN FAIRY. THAT'S MY THING.
I'M A BRAIN FAIRY.

273
00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:15,054
YOU'RE THE BRAIN FAIRY.

274
00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,764
THERE IS NO BRAIN FAIRY, THERE IS NO BRAIN FAIRY,

275
00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,140
YOU FLIPPING IDIOT.

276
00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:21,310
I JUST PRETEND TO BE
THE BRAIN FAIRY I JUST PRETEND TO BE
THE BRAIN FAIRY

277
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,437
TO GET MY HANDS ON ALL
THESE BRAINS, YOU KNOW?

278
00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:26,857
I'M GONNA WIRE THEM TOGETHER
SOMEHOW WITH SOMETHING I'M GONNA WIRE THEM TOGETHER
SOMEHOW WITH SOMETHING

279
00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,109
AND GET IN THE PAPER. AND GET IN THE PAPER.

280
00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:29,777
FOLLOW YOUR BLISS,
YOU KNOW?

281
00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:32,405
ME, I PICK BOOGERS
AND PUT THEM INTO STUFF. ME, I PICK BOOGERS
AND PUT THEM INTO STUFF.

282
00:09:32,488 --> 00:09:34,115
THE BOOGER FAIRY!

283
00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:36,284
YES, IT IS I,
THE BOOGER FAIRY. YES, IT IS I,
THE BOOGER FAIRY.

284
00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:37,868
IS MY SON HERE?

285
00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,537
DAD!
DON'T LOOK AT ME, DAD!

286
00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,706
THROWING BRAINS, HUH? THROWING BRAINS, HUH?

287
00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:43,332
KIND OF THOUGHT
WE'D GROWN OUT OF THAT.

288
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,960
I CAN THROW THEM REAL FAR NOW.
WATCH, DAD. I CAN THROW THEM REAL FAR NOW.
WATCH, DAD.

289
00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,088
YOU GOT A LOT OF YOUR MOM
IN YOU. YOU GOT A LOT OF YOUR MOM
IN YOU.

290
00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:51,674
BOY, DID SHE DO
A NUMBER ON YOU.

291
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,968
I JUST WANTED TO BE
A FAIRY LIKE YOU. I JUST WANTED TO BE
A FAIRY LIKE YOU.

292
00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:55,720
YOU'RE NEVER
GONNA BE LIKE ME.

293
00:09:55,803 --> 00:09:56,971
WELL, LOOK AT THIS. WELL, LOOK AT THIS.

294
00:09:57,054 --> 00:09:58,431
I'M WORKING HALF MY LIFE

295
00:09:58,514 --> 00:10:01,350
SCRAPING AND SCRAPING
MY LITTLE HANDS TO THE BONE. SCRAPING AND SCRAPING
MY LITTLE HANDS TO THE BONE.

296
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,936
AND NOW I'M SITTING ON
THREE TONS OF MUCUS,

297
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,187
AND FOR WHAT?

298
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,814
I CAN'T BRING THAT WITH ME
WHEN I DIE.

299
00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:09,483
YOU COULD GIVE IT TO ME
IN YOUR WILL.
NO! NO! YOU COULD GIVE IT TO ME
IN YOUR WILL.
NO! NO!

300
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,236
I'M NOT GONNA JUST
HAND YOU MY FORTUNE. I'M NOT GONNA JUST
HAND YOU MY FORTUNE.

301
00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,571
BOOGERS ARE WORTHLESS,

302
00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,448
BUT YOU'RE GONNA WORK FOR IT,
LIKE I DID.

303
00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:17,158
HOW ABOUT WE SAY... HOW ABOUT WE SAY...

304
00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,285
A SHINY NICKEL
FOR ALL THESE?

305
00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,829
DOES THAT WORK FOR YOU?
THAT'S ABOUT 10 YEARS WORTH
OF BOOGERS DOWN THERE. DOES THAT WORK FOR YOU?
THAT'S ABOUT 10 YEARS WORTH
OF BOOGERS DOWN THERE.

306
00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:23,164
HOW ABOUT WE SAY...

307
00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:26,417
FIVE SHINY-ASS PENNIES?
NOW YOU TALKING. FIVE SHINY-ASS PENNIES?
NOW YOU TALKING.

308
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:29,920
MOST OF THOSE WERE MINE!
NOT THEM GREEN ONES.
THAT'S MY TRADEMARK. MOST OF THOSE WERE MINE!
NOT THEM GREEN ONES.
THAT'S MY TRADEMARK.

309
00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:31,839
YOU KNOW, SON,
IT'S FLU SEASON,

310
00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:34,216
AND THAT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
UP THE STREET AND THAT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
UP THE STREET

311
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,469
IS JUST ENCRUSTED
WITH NOSE GOBLINS. IS JUST ENCRUSTED
WITH NOSE GOBLINS.

312
00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:37,970
I COULD USE AN INTERN.

313
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,430
THAT WOULD BE SWELL, DAD.

314
00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:41,599
THEN BEGONE, YE.
OFF TO BOOGERTOPIA. THEN BEGONE, YE.
OFF TO BOOGERTOPIA.

315
00:10:41,682 --> 00:10:44,060
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
GET OUT OF BOTH OF OUR WAYS. GET OUT OF MY WAY.
GET OUT OF BOTH OF OUR WAYS.

316
00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,937
GET OUT OF THE WAY.
YOU'RE JUST
WASTING BRAINS, SON.

317
00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:51,942
OH, TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE
FOR THE VERY SMARTEST OF TEAMS. OH, TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE
FOR THE VERY SMARTEST OF TEAMS.

318
00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:56,280
AIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT, Y'ALL. AIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT, Y'ALL.

319
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,281
♪ DANCING IS FORBIDDEN ♪

320
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,407
♪ FORBIDDEN ♪

321
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,077
[ SINGING IN JAPANESE ] [ SINGING IN JAPANESE ]

322
00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,788
♪ DANCING IS FOR-FOR-FORBIDDEN ♪

323
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,373
♪ DANCING IS FORBIDDEN ♪ ♪ DANCING IS FORBIDDEN ♪

324
00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,332
♪ FORBIDDEN ♪

325
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:08,376
[ SINGING IN JAPANESE ] [ SINGING IN JAPANESE ]

326
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:12,421
[ VOCALIZING ] [ VOCALIZING ]

327
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:23,933
Man:
♪ A-MADE, MADE IN GEORGIA ♪ Man:
♪ A-MADE, MADE IN GEORGIA ♪