1 00:00:07,083 --> 00:00:09,792 Grim: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 2 00:00:34,042 --> 00:00:37,458 Mandy: WHAT IS THE SPEED OF DARKNESS? 3 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:50,542 [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] 4 00:00:56,583 --> 00:00:59,018 HELLO, "MR. MATH" BOOK. 5 00:00:59,042 --> 00:01:03,667 I AM READY TO ACCEPT YOUR KNOWLEDGE. 6 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:12,792 AAAHH! 7 00:01:12,875 --> 00:01:15,875 OH, HI, PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES. 8 00:01:15,958 --> 00:01:17,833 AIMEZ-VOUS LES SANDWICHES? 9 00:01:17,917 --> 00:01:20,083 S'IL VOUS PLAIT. 10 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,167 KNOW WHAT THAT IS, PUD'N? 11 00:01:21,208 --> 00:01:24,018 THAT'S FRENCH, THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE. 12 00:01:24,042 --> 00:01:25,958 AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST 13 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:27,542 WAY TO SHOW LOVE IS, PUD'N? 14 00:01:27,625 --> 00:01:30,083 UM... CASH MONEY? 15 00:01:30,167 --> 00:01:30,875 NO! 16 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,083 BY ATTENDING THE ANNUAL 17 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:33,875 VALENTINE'S DAY SCHOOL DANCE. 18 00:01:33,958 --> 00:01:35,500 WILL DO, SIR! 19 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:37,018 GOOD BOY. 20 00:01:37,042 --> 00:01:40,292 GOOD, GOOD BOY. 21 00:01:40,375 --> 00:01:42,042 Junior: [ Thinking ] DEAR. 22 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:44,417 DIARY, NO ONE FEELS PAIN AS DEEPLY AS I DO. 23 00:01:44,500 --> 00:01:46,917 NO ONE SUFFERS LIKE I DO. 24 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,417 I AM DIFFERENT. 25 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:49,292 I AM ALONE. 26 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:52,018 IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD REACH OUT TO ME... 27 00:01:52,042 --> 00:01:53,625 HEY, JUNIOR. 28 00:01:53,708 --> 00:01:58,083 UM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO, UM... 29 00:01:58,167 --> 00:02:00,042 WALK ME HOME AFTER SCHOOL TODAY? 30 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:01,458 Junior: CAN'T YOU SEE I'M. 31 00:02:01,542 --> 00:02:03,125 TRYING TO WRITE MY DARK THOUGHTS?! 32 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,833 [ CRYING ] 33 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,500 I COULDN'T HELP BUT SEE YOU 34 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:09,167 BROODING OVER HERE, NERGAL JR. 35 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:11,125 Junior: I'M JUST NOT FEELING. 36 00:02:11,208 --> 00:02:12,458 VERY SOCIABLE, SIR. 37 00:02:12,542 --> 00:02:13,583 OH, NONSENSE! 38 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,667 THE VALENTINE'S DANCE IS COMING UP. 39 00:02:16,083 --> 00:02:17,958 IT'S THE MOST SOCIABLE DAY OF THE YEAR! 40 00:02:18,042 --> 00:02:19,333 SO YOU BETTER GET OUT THERE AND 41 00:02:19,417 --> 00:02:21,125 START GETTING REJECTED BY GIRLS. 42 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:22,542 Irwin: YEAH, YO, I'M GONNA. 43 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:23,917 ASK MANDY TO BE MY DATE. 44 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,458 SHE'LL PROBABLY SAY NO THE FIRST 45 00:02:25,542 --> 00:02:27,061 FEW HUNDRED TIMES, BUT I FIGURE 46 00:02:27,085 --> 00:02:29,000 I CAN WEAR DOWN HER SPIRIT EVENTUALLY. 47 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:30,542 IRWIN, SEE IF YOU CAN RUB 48 00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:32,042 SOME OF THAT CONFIDENCE OFF ONTO 49 00:02:32,125 --> 00:02:32,958 JUNIOR HERE. 50 00:02:33,042 --> 00:02:34,917 Irwin: I'll RUB IT ALL OVER HIM, SIR. 51 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,417 GOOD BOY. 52 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:38,292 GOOD, GOOD BOY. 53 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:40,708 Billy: AAH! 54 00:02:40,792 --> 00:02:42,000 [ PANTING ] 55 00:02:42,083 --> 00:02:44,542 Sperg: GET BACK HERE, MEAT! 56 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:47,167 Billy: AAH! 57 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:51,333 Sperg: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, DORK? 58 00:02:51,417 --> 00:02:52,083 HUH? 59 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:54,018 MAYBE I NEED TO ADJUST THOSE 60 00:02:54,042 --> 00:02:55,667 GLASSES OF YOURS. 61 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:57,042 Junior: [ ROARS ] 62 00:02:57,125 --> 00:02:58,542 Sperg: MOMMY! 63 00:02:58,625 --> 00:03:02,042 Billy: OOH, THANKS FOR THE SAVE, JUNIOR. 64 00:03:02,125 --> 00:03:04,042 Junior: NO PROBLEM, COUSIN. 65 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:05,725 Billy: YOU WANT TO HANG OUT AFTER SCHOOL? 66 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:06,792 Junior: REALLY? 67 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:08,375 YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME? 68 00:03:08,458 --> 00:03:10,500 Billy: YEAH! IT'LL BE FUN! 69 00:03:10,583 --> 00:03:12,208 Junior: OKAY, BUT I'M USUALLY. 70 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:15,125 ALLERGIC TO FUN. 71 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:16,917 I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS. 72 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,018 IT'S NICE TO FINALLY HAVE SOME 73 00:03:19,042 --> 00:03:21,000 FRIENDS TO HANG OUT WITH. 74 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:23,167 USUALLY, I JUST GO HOME, STARE 75 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,083 AT THE WALL, AND LET THE 76 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:27,083 INTENSE, SOUL-CRUSHING 77 00:03:27,167 --> 00:03:29,208 LONELINESS OVERTAKE MY VERY... 78 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,958 Irwin: CHECK IT, YO! 79 00:03:31,042 --> 00:03:32,917 I FINISHED MANDY'S VALENTINE. 80 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,458 WHEN SHE SEES THIS, SHE'LL HAVE 81 00:03:34,542 --> 00:03:36,000 TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME. 82 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:38,125 Junior: WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE, 83 00:03:38,208 --> 00:03:39,917 BEING IN LOVE, IRWIN? 84 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,292 Irwin: IT'S A BEAUTIFUL. 85 00:03:41,375 --> 00:03:43,102 FLOWER INSIDE YOUR CHEST THAT'S 86 00:03:43,126 --> 00:03:45,542 TRYING TO BURST OUT THROUGH YOUR RIB CAGE. 87 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:47,625 Billy: LIKE MY DAD'S HEARTBURN! 88 00:03:47,708 --> 00:03:50,875 Irwin: MY LOVE HURTS SO MUCH, SO VERY MUCH. 89 00:03:50,958 --> 00:03:56,500 [ CRYING ] 90 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:57,500 [ VOMITS ] 91 00:03:57,583 --> 00:04:00,750 Junior: LOVE SOUNDS AMAZING. 92 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,042 Irwin: THERE IT IS, THE. 93 00:04:04,125 --> 00:04:06,000 SWEETEST CRIB OF THEM ALL, YO... 94 00:04:06,083 --> 00:04:07,167 MANDY'S HOUSE. 95 00:04:07,250 --> 00:04:08,750 Billy: SHE'S REALLY GONNA. 96 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:11,000 FLIP WHEN SHE GETS YOUR VALENTINE'S CARD. 97 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:11,833 Irwin: YEP. 98 00:04:11,917 --> 00:04:13,625 TIME TO GO GIVE IT TO HER. 99 00:04:13,708 --> 00:04:15,083 Billy: WELL? 100 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:18,125 Irwin: I CAN'T MOVE MY LEGS, YO. 101 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:20,000 I'M TOO... TERRIFIED. 102 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:22,292 Junior: WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. CONFIDENCE? 103 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:24,792 Irwin: IT WAS ALL FALSE, YO! 104 00:04:24,875 --> 00:04:27,583 I'M NOT THE COOL STUD YOU THINK I AM. 105 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:29,625 [ PANTING ] 106 00:04:29,708 --> 00:04:31,333 Junior: IRWIN, YOU HAVE TO. 107 00:04:31,417 --> 00:04:32,792 GIVE MANDY YOUR CARD. 108 00:04:32,875 --> 00:04:34,833 YOU PUT YOUR SOUL INTO MAKING 109 00:04:34,917 --> 00:04:37,917 IT, YOUR BLOOD, YOUR SWEAT, YOUR TEARS. 110 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,125 Billy: YOUR PUKE. 111 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:40,208 Irwin: NO! 112 00:04:40,292 --> 00:04:43,000 YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT TO HER FOR ME. 113 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,125 [ PANTING ] 114 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:46,000 JUST TELL HER I COULDN'T BE HERE 115 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:48,250 BECAUSE I... UH, UH... I HAD 116 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:50,667 MAXIMUM DIARRHEA, YO! 117 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,708 PLEASE? 118 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,167 FOR A FRIEND? 119 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,333 Junior: FOR A FRIEND? 120 00:04:56,417 --> 00:04:57,875 SURE. 121 00:04:57,958 --> 00:05:00,458 [ GRUNTING ] 122 00:05:05,333 --> 00:05:06,583 Mandy: OH, YEAH? 123 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:07,500 WELL, TRY ME. 124 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:09,208 JUST TRY ME, MOM. 125 00:05:09,292 --> 00:05:10,292 Claire: [ WHIMPERS ] 126 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:12,125 Mandy: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 127 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:13,375 WHAT DO YOU WANT, JUNIOR? 128 00:05:13,458 --> 00:05:15,583 Junior: I BROUGHT YOU THIS VALENTINE. 129 00:05:15,667 --> 00:05:17,542 IT'S FROM... Mandy: VALENTINE? 130 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:20,625 "ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE. 131 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:23,625 I WANT TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH YOU." 132 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:24,908 Junior: YEAH. SEE, IT'S FROM... 133 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:27,417 Mandy: YOUR CARD IS CLICHéD. 134 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:28,625 BUT I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER. 135 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:30,292 OFFER?! 136 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:32,102 Mandy: YOU WILL PICK ME UP AT 137 00:05:32,126 --> 00:05:33,875 5:00 P.M. SHARP AND TAKE ME TO A 138 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,038 NICE RESTAURANT. NO SEAFOOD. 139 00:05:35,958 --> 00:05:37,083 Junior: BUT... Mandy: HERE. 140 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:38,625 BY SIGNING THIS CONTRACT, YOU 141 00:05:38,708 --> 00:05:40,125 AGREE THAT THERE WILL BE NO 142 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:41,417 HAND-HOLDING, NO HUGGING, NO 143 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:42,875 SLOW DANCING, NOR PHYSICAL 144 00:05:42,958 --> 00:05:44,292 CONTACT OF ANY KIND. 145 00:05:44,375 --> 00:05:45,917 AND FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY IS 146 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,185 STRICTLY FORBIDDEN. 147 00:05:47,209 --> 00:05:49,417 OKAY, SEE YOU FRIDAY. 148 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:53,083 Junior: BUT, SEE, IRWIN... DIARRHEA. 149 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:57,125 Irwin: [ SOBBING ] 150 00:05:57,208 --> 00:05:59,667 Junior: IRWIN, I'M SORRY. 151 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:04,083 Irwin: YOU STOLE MY WOMAN! 152 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:08,792 Junior: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 153 00:06:08,875 --> 00:06:12,875 Irwin: I HATE YOU! 154 00:06:12,958 --> 00:06:14,059 Billy: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO. 155 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:16,976 YOU ARE ANYMORE. 156 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,875 NO, REALLY, WHO ARE YOU? 157 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:23,042 Junior: STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. 158 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:25,042 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 159 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:28,125 HEY, SON, I HEARD ANGRY NOISES. 160 00:06:28,208 --> 00:06:30,042 YOU WANT TO TALK? 161 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:31,976 Junior: I'M JUST MAD AT MYSELF. 162 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,458 YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, DAD. 163 00:06:33,542 --> 00:06:36,042 OH, WOULDN'T I? 164 00:06:39,917 --> 00:06:40,833 I SEE. 165 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:45,125 YOU LOST YOUR NEW FRIENDS OVER A GIRL. 166 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:47,144 Junior: DOES THAT MAKE ME A BAD PERSON? 167 00:06:47,168 --> 00:06:49,417 NO, SON, THAT MAKES YOU A MAN. 168 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:50,583 Junior: REALLY? 169 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:52,042 SHOULD YOU FEEL GUILTY? 170 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:53,125 HECK, NO! 171 00:06:53,208 --> 00:06:56,542 FEEL PITY FOR THE DATELESS LOSERS? 172 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:59,167 IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR BEING LAME WEENIES. 173 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:01,000 Junior: BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW. 174 00:07:01,083 --> 00:07:02,125 IF I LIKE MANDY. 175 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:04,042 SON, IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU 176 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:06,458 LIKING A GIRL OR A GIRL LIKING YOU. 177 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:08,750 WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT SHE CAN 178 00:07:08,833 --> 00:07:10,458 NEVER GET AWAY FROM YOU. 179 00:07:10,542 --> 00:07:12,042 WHY DO YOU THINK I MOVED TO THE 180 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:13,917 CENTER OF THE EARTH WITH YOUR MOTHER? 181 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,750 HI, HONEY! 182 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:17,875 NOPE, SHE AIN'T GOING NOWHERE. 183 00:07:17,958 --> 00:07:18,875 Junior: THANKS, DAD. 184 00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:22,500 YOU HELPED ME PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE. 185 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:30,125 GET READY, MANDY. 186 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:32,875 HERE COMES YOUR DATE. 187 00:07:32,958 --> 00:07:37,083 I GOT TO STOP MAKING MY HAND BIG LIKE THAT. 188 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:42,000 [ EXHALING SHARPLY ] 189 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:43,917 Mandy: SAY ONE WORD ABOUT THE. 190 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,375 DRESS, AND I'll KILL YOU. 191 00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:48,375 LET'S GET THIS THING OVER WITH. 192 00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:59,292 LOOK AT YOU TWO... SUCH A CUTE COUPLE. 193 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,792 AH, I REMEMBER MY FIRST 194 00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:04,000 VALENTINE'S DANCE... 195 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,083 ALTHOUGH I WISH I DIDN'T. 196 00:08:05,125 --> 00:08:06,125 HEY! 197 00:08:06,208 --> 00:08:08,042 WOULD YOU KIDS LIKE TO LISTEN TO 198 00:08:08,125 --> 00:08:09,000 SOME MUSIC? 199 00:08:09,083 --> 00:08:10,667 Junior: SURE, DAD. 200 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:13,875 YEAH, I BET YOU WOULD. 201 00:08:13,958 --> 00:08:17,083 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 202 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:19,042 Mandy: WELL, WELL, WELL. 203 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:21,333 IF IT ISN'T THE BELLE OF THE BALL. 204 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:22,875 HOW'S IT GOING, GRIM? 205 00:08:22,958 --> 00:08:24,042 Grim: OH, IT'S GREAT. 206 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:25,750 YEAH, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR 207 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:27,250 RENTING ME OUT AS A CHAPERONE. 208 00:08:27,333 --> 00:08:28,958 IT'S NOT LIKE I HAD A HOT DATE 209 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:31,417 TONIGHT OR ANYTHING. 210 00:08:31,500 --> 00:08:32,583 WHAT? 211 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:35,417 IT COULD HAPPEN. 212 00:08:40,208 --> 00:08:40,958 GOSH. 213 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:42,833 IT WOULD BE NICE TO DANCE RIGHT NOW. 214 00:08:43,167 --> 00:08:44,792 Billy: I'll DANCE WITH YOU, PARVATI. 215 00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:47,500 BILLY, YOU ARE MY DATE! 216 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:49,500 OH, E-EXCUSE ME. 217 00:08:49,583 --> 00:08:51,583 Junior: TRYING TO STEAL MY GIRL, ARE YOU? 218 00:08:51,667 --> 00:08:52,500 WHAT? 219 00:08:52,583 --> 00:08:55,000 Junior: [ ROARS ] 220 00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:56,958 THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE. 221 00:08:57,042 --> 00:09:00,018 HMM... I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THAT JERK 222 00:09:00,042 --> 00:09:01,250 IS LOOKING AT YOU. 223 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,042 BACK OFF, MAN! 224 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:04,292 SHE'S MINE! 225 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:06,500 YOU 2-TIMING FLOOZY! 226 00:09:06,583 --> 00:09:08,000 Mandy: JUNIOR, YOUR JEALOUSY. 227 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,333 IS GETTING ON MY NERVES. 228 00:09:09,417 --> 00:09:11,208 Junior: IT'S NOT JEALOUSY, MANDY. 229 00:09:11,292 --> 00:09:12,875 IT'S POSSESSIVENESS. 230 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:14,750 THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. 231 00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:15,625 Mandy: LOOK... 232 00:09:15,708 --> 00:09:17,542 HOW'S ABOUT YOU GO GET ME SOME PUNCH? 233 00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:18,958 Junior: HOW DO I KNOW YOU. 234 00:09:19,042 --> 00:09:20,042 WON'T TRY TO ESCAPE? 235 00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:22,333 Mandy: JUST GET ME SOME PUNCH. 236 00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:24,708 Junior: NOBODY TOUCH MANDY! 237 00:09:24,792 --> 00:09:26,583 SHE'S MY PROPERTY! 238 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:30,583 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 239 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:32,083 Irwin: OH, HEY, MANDY. 240 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:33,208 FANCY MEETING YOU HERE. 241 00:09:33,292 --> 00:09:35,000 I GUESS YOU CAME WITH JUNIOR. 242 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:36,542 I CAME WITH SOME GIRL. 243 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:38,125 SHE'S TOTALLY INTO ME, YO. 244 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:40,125 Billy: SHAKE IT, GIRLS! 245 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:40,917 SHAKE IT! 246 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,625 Irwin: I MEAN, SHE'S NOT YOU, BUT WHO IS? 247 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,417 ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE IF YOU HAD A 248 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,750 CLONE, SHE'D BE YOU. 249 00:09:46,833 --> 00:09:48,542 AND THAT'S WHEN I DISCOVERED 250 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,958 I MAKE EXCELLENT EGGPLANT PARMESAN. 251 00:09:51,042 --> 00:09:52,268 YOU SHOULD COME OVER AND TRY IT SOMETIME. 252 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,333 Junior: EXCUSE ME, PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES. 253 00:09:54,417 --> 00:09:56,417 I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF. 254 00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,375 Irwin: SO, UM, WOULD YOU MIND. 255 00:09:58,458 --> 00:09:59,583 A DANCE WITH ME? 256 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,083 Junior: I TURN MY BACK FOR. 257 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,625 ONE SECOND, AND YOU TRY TO STEAL MY WOMAN! 258 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:05,208 Irwin: SHE'S NOT YOUR WOMAN! 259 00:10:05,292 --> 00:10:06,167 SHE'S MY WOMAN! 260 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:08,125 I MADE THE VALENTINE! 261 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,268 Junior: WELL, I WAS THE ONE. 262 00:10:09,292 --> 00:10:11,000 WHO HAD THE NERVE TO GIVE IT TO HER. 263 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,185 Irwin: WELL, I WAS THE ONE. 264 00:10:12,209 --> 00:10:14,000 WHO PEED MY PANTS 'CAUSE I WAS SO NERVOUS! 265 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:16,250 Junior: SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES ME. 266 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:20,042 I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU TAKE THAT AWAY. 267 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:22,083 Irwin: TRY AND PUNCH ME, WILL YOU? 268 00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:23,500 LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN I 269 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:25,792 PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE! 270 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,833 WHAT'S GOING ON OVER... AAH! 271 00:10:27,917 --> 00:10:29,417 MY SHIRT! 272 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,976 Junior: I'll PUNCH YOU IN THE GUT! 273 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,458 Irwin: TRY IT, YO. 274 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:38,042 Junior: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 275 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:39,792 OH, YEAH! 276 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:42,125 OH, NO! 277 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,000 Grim: HUH? 278 00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:45,250 [ BEEPS ] 279 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:46,708 STOP IT! 280 00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:49,917 STOP IT, THE BOTH OF YOU! 281 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 OKAY, CONTINUE. 282 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:54,250 All: AAH! 283 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:59,667 Sperg: I'M MELTING! 284 00:10:59,750 --> 00:11:01,000 Irwin: LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL. 285 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,125 OUT OF PUNCH, YO. 286 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:03,708 Grim: OKAY, BREAK IT UP. 287 00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:04,976 FIGHT'S OVER. 288 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,375 Junior: SO, WHO GETS MANDY? 289 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:08,500 Mandy: NOBODY DOES. 290 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:09,917 SEE, I KNEW IF I WENT WITH 291 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,125 JUNIOR, HE'D GET BAD DATING 292 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:12,208 ADVICE FROM HIS DAD. 293 00:11:12,292 --> 00:11:13,958 THEN IRWIN WOULD GET CRAZY 294 00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:15,875 JEALOUS, AND YOU TWO NERDS WOULD 295 00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:17,250 FIGHT IT OUT, EVENTUALLY 296 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:18,958 WRECKING THE WHOLE DANCE. 297 00:11:19,042 --> 00:11:20,167 Irwin: WOW. SHE'S GOOD. 298 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:21,875 Junior: BUT WHY, MANDY? 299 00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:23,583 Mandy: IF I CAN'T ENJOY. 300 00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:25,708 VALENTINE'S DAY, NO ONE GETS TO! 301 00:11:25,792 --> 00:11:29,833 SO LONG, SUCKERS. 302 00:11:29,917 --> 00:11:33,333 Junior: SO... THIS IS LOVE. 303 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:36,917 [ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 304 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:54,958 HUH? 305 00:11:55,042 --> 00:11:56,125 Billy: SURPRISE!! 306 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:57,375 AAAHHHH! 307 00:11:57,458 --> 00:11:59,458 Billy: HAPPY TEACHER "ASPHYXIATION" DAY, 308 00:11:59,542 --> 00:12:01,083 MS. BUTTERBEAN! 309 00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:02,875 BILLY... YOU... YOU WERE 310 00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:04,333 RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS? 311 00:12:04,417 --> 00:12:05,333 Billy: YUH-OH. 312 00:12:05,417 --> 00:12:07,375 THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST 313 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:09,042 CLICHéD, ILL-CONCEIVED, 314 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:12,042 DISRUPTIVE, MOST THOUGHTFUL, 315 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:14,750 GENEROUS GIFT I'VE EVER RECEIVED. 316 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,033 Billy: WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?! 317 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,458 I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE CARED. 318 00:12:18,542 --> 00:12:20,917 THIS KIND GESTURE IS ENOUGH TO 319 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,667 MAKE ME DROP MY GRUFF, 320 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:25,042 AUTHORITATIVE PERSONA AND TURN A 321 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,583 NEW LEAF, AS A KINDER, GENTLER 322 00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:30,917 MS. BUTTERBEAN, THANKS TO YOU, BILLY... 323 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,625 Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ] 324 00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:35,125 AND THIS APPLE, WHICH I 325 00:12:35,208 --> 00:12:36,625 WILL NOW TAKE A BITE FROM 326 00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:40,625 WITHOUT EVEN WASHING IT OR ANYTHING. 327 00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:42,000 Billy: OH, MY GOSH! 328 00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:45,375 I KILLED MS. BUTTERBEAN! 329 00:12:45,458 --> 00:12:48,208 [ GURGLING ] 330 00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:51,333 [ CHOKING ] 331 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:52,833 Billy: MS. BUTTERBEAN, I'M SO SORRY! 332 00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:56,333 [ VOMITING ] 333 00:12:56,417 --> 00:12:57,750 Mandy: SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN. 334 00:12:57,833 --> 00:12:59,875 YOU DO NICE THINGS FOR PEOPLE, BILLY? 335 00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:01,018 THEY DIE. 336 00:13:01,042 --> 00:13:02,976 HEY, KIDS, WHAT'S ALL THE 337 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,542 COMMO... OH, MY GOSH! 338 00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:06,292 THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! 339 00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,500 WHERE THE HECK AM I GONNA FIND A 340 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:10,750 SUBSTITUTE ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE? 341 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,333 Grim: [ COUGHING ] 342 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,708 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, I'M LOOKING 343 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:17,583 FOR A... HELP ME OUT HERE. 344 00:13:17,667 --> 00:13:21,000 A MS. ELEANOR "BOOTER-BEAN"? 345 00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:21,750 THIS HER? 346 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,167 Mandy: YOU'RE TOO LATE, GRIM. 347 00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:24,875 SHE'S TRAGICALLY RETURNED TO THE 348 00:13:24,958 --> 00:13:25,958 LAND OF THE LIVING. 349 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:26,917 [ GROANS ] 350 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 MY SPLEEN IS WARM. 351 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,500 Grim: OH, GREAT... FALSE ALARM. 352 00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:33,583 SEE YOU LATER, KIDS! 353 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,792 Billy: HEY, GET BACK IN THAT. 354 00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:41,125 BRAIN, HAMSTER. 355 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:43,292 I'M NOT DONE THINKING YET. 356 00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:44,625 WAIT! 357 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:47,083 PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES, WHAT IF 358 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:49,625 GRIM WAS OUR "SUB-A-SIB-A-TUTE"? 359 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:52,042 THAT WAY, WE WON'T NEED TO USE 360 00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:55,125 THE INFLATABLE TEACHER, LIKE LAST TIME. 361 00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:56,583 GREAT IDEA! 362 00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:59,083 WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, GRIM? 363 00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:00,458 I DON'T WANT TO TOOT MY OWN 364 00:14:00,542 --> 00:14:02,125 HORN, BUT TEACHERS DO LIVE A 365 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,208 PRIVILEGED LIFESTYLE. 366 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,917 YOU'LL GET FRESH DOUGHNUTS EVERY 367 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 MORNING... LIMIT ONE PER INSTRUCTOR... 368 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,667 A CHANCE TO PARK IN THE 369 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,458 EXCLUSIVE TEACHERS' LOT... 370 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,250 AND WE'LL EVEN START YOU AT 371 00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:15,000 MS. BUTTERBEAN'S WAGES... $2 AN HOUR. 372 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,875 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KEEP THESE 373 00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:18,417 LITTLE DELINQUENTS... I MEAN 374 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,583 KIDS... UNDER CONTROL UNTIL 3:00. 375 00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:22,542 IF THEY ACT UP, JUST SEND THEIR 376 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:23,917 BUTT TO DETENTION! 377 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,542 Grim: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME. 378 00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,125 THAT IF I TAKE THIS JOB, ALL 379 00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:29,102 THESE KIDS, INCLUDING BILLY AND 380 00:14:29,126 --> 00:14:30,833 MANDY, HAVE TO DO WHATEVER I 381 00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:32,458 SAY, AND IF THEY DON'T, I CAN 382 00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:34,250 SEND THEM AWAY TO GET PUNISHED? 383 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,018 AND I GET PAID, TOO? 384 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,958 YEAH, PRETTY MUCH. 385 00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:40,167 Grim: WHEN CAN I START?! 386 00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:43,875 [ STUDENTS ALL TALKING ] 387 00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:45,458 SETTLE DOWN, KIDS. 388 00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:48,018 I AM YOUR NEW INSTRUCTOR. 389 00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:50,417 THEY CALL ME MR. GRIM. 390 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,083 AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY 391 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,102 FLIM-FLAMMERY, SHENANIGANS, OR 392 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:55,917 TOMFOOLERY IN THE CLASSROOM. 393 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,125 All: AWW! 394 00:14:57,208 --> 00:15:00,018 AYE, NO SHENANIGANS, NO TOMFOOLERY. 395 00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:02,083 WHAT A LOAD OF MALARKEY. 396 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,667 Grim: NOW, EVERYBODY, OPEN. 397 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:05,042 YOUR BOOKS TO CHAPTER 13, "THE" 398 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:06,417 UNABRIDGED HISTORY OF THE 399 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,875 "TEXTBOOK," AND WE'LL. Sperg: NO WAY, MAN. 400 00:15:08,958 --> 00:15:10,125 YOU'RE JUST A SUB. 401 00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:13,208 YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO. 402 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,125 [ COUGHING ] 403 00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,125 Grim: LISTEN UP, KIDS. 404 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:21,917 SEE THIS? 405 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,083 THIS IS MY DOOM STICK. 406 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,333 AAH! 407 00:15:25,417 --> 00:15:27,208 Grim: NOW, IF ANY ONE OF YOU. 408 00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:29,000 SNOT-NOSED TERRORS SO MUCH AS 409 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:33,875 PASSES GAS IN MY DIRECTION, HEE-YAA! 410 00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:35,500 Sperg: WHAT THE... AAH! 411 00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:38,042 AAHHH! 412 00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:40,018 Grim: ANYONE ELSE THAT WANTS. 413 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:42,125 SOME GETS SENT TO THE DETENTION 414 00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,042 DIMENSION, A NIGHTMARISH NETHER 415 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,833 REGION WHERE UNRULY CHILDREN, 416 00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:47,667 LIKE THAT SMOKE CLOUD YOU USED 417 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,625 TO CALL SPERG, ARE CONDEMNED TO 418 00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,542 CLASSROOM PUNISHMENTS THAT LAST 419 00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:52,417 AN ETERNITY! 420 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:57,083 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 421 00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,500 ANY QUESTIONS? 422 00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,667 NO? GOOD! 423 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:05,042 NOW, CHILDREN, OPEN YOUR BOOKS TO PAGE... 424 00:16:05,125 --> 00:16:07,333 [ NO AUDIO ] 425 00:16:37,292 --> 00:16:39,000 GOOD MORNING, CLASS. 426 00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:41,500 Mandy: GRIM, THERE'S NOBODY HERE. 427 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,083 Grim: VERY OBSERVANT, MANDY. 428 00:16:43,167 --> 00:16:44,917 YOU WERE ALWAYS VERY SMART. 429 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,125 THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD DO WELL 430 00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:48,542 ON MY POP QUIZ! 431 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:50,018 Mandy: WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, GRIM? 432 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,042 Grim: OH, IT'S SIMPLE. 433 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,667 JUST TRACE THIS DIAGRAM ON THE 434 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,042 BOARD AND READ THE INSCRIPTION 435 00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,708 FROM MY COPY OF THE "NEW JERSEY 436 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:56,708 BOOK OF THE DEAD." 437 00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:58,042 I MEAN, IF YOU CAN'T DO IT, I 438 00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,208 GUESS I COULD JUST FAIL YOU OR SOMETHING. 439 00:17:00,292 --> 00:17:02,500 Mandy: JUST GIVE ME THAT, YOU BONEHEAD. 440 00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:03,833 ALL IT SAYS IS... 441 00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:08,018 "HAYNA, HAYNA, IKEE, WIKEE, WAN, YAY." 442 00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:10,375 THERE. DO I PASS? 443 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,042 [ GRUNTING ] 444 00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:14,125 Grim: YES, MANDY, YOU PASS. 445 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,958 OH, IF YOU'D JUST LISTENED TO ME 446 00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:17,375 AND STUDIED LAST NIGHT, YOU'D 447 00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,083 KNOW THAT THE DIAGRAM YOU DREW 448 00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,167 OPENS THE PORTAL TO THE 449 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,750 DETENTION DIMENSION! 450 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,292 Mandy: YOU SET ME UP. 451 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,750 YOU TOOK THE STUPID JOB JUST SO 452 00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,625 YOU COULD FINALLY GET RID OF ME AND BILLY. 453 00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:27,875 Grim: I KNOW! 454 00:17:27,958 --> 00:17:29,144 PRETTY SMART, EH? 455 00:17:29,168 --> 00:17:30,292 Mandy: NO! 456 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,917 THIS IS THE DUMBEST MISTAKE 457 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,500 YOU'LL EVER MAKE BECAUSE NOW I 458 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,042 HATE YOU IN A WAY I NEVER KNEW 459 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,333 WAS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. 460 00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:38,583 TAKE A GOOD, LONG LOOK AT ME, GRIM. 461 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,143 YOU WON'T SEE ME AGAIN UNTIL THE 462 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,750 DAY I TAKE YOUR WORLD AWAY FROM YOU. 463 00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:45,417 Grim: [ GROANING ] 464 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,292 AAH! 465 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:48,250 OH! 466 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,542 [ Chuckling ] WELL, THAT WAS. 467 00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:53,167 EASIER THAN I THOUGHT. 468 00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,958 AWKWARD! 469 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,625 [ THUNDER RUMBLES ] 470 00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:59,625 Mandy: HUH? 471 00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:02,833 WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 472 00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:05,018 SPERG? BILLY? 473 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,458 WHAT'S WITH EVERYBODY? 474 00:18:06,542 --> 00:18:08,018 Billy: MANDY, PUT YOUR HEAD. 475 00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:09,042 DOWN AND BE QUIET. 476 00:18:09,125 --> 00:18:11,542 SHE'LL HEAR YOU! 477 00:18:11,625 --> 00:18:12,542 [ WHIMPERS ] 478 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,958 Mandy: WHO WILL HEAR ME? 479 00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:17,458 THE BOY REFERS TO ME. 480 00:18:17,542 --> 00:18:19,542 GREETINGS, SCARY GIRL. 481 00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:21,958 YOUR DEFORMITIES ARE EXQUISITE. 482 00:18:22,042 --> 00:18:23,208 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM? 483 00:18:23,292 --> 00:18:25,875 Mandy: YEAH... UGLY ALL DAY. 484 00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:27,542 YOUR GANGLY, ADOLESCENT 485 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,542 ATTEMPT TO BE CLEVER AMUSES ME. 486 00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:32,292 I AM THE ONE IN CHARGE OF THE 487 00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:34,333 DETENTION DIMENSION. 488 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,333 I DO NOT HAVE A FORMAL NAME. 489 00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:40,083 YOU WILL SIMPLY CALL ME MS. SLITHER. 490 00:18:40,167 --> 00:18:42,417 ANY DISRESPECT WILL BE MET WITH 491 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:46,125 A SEVERE DEGREE OF UNPLEASANTNESS. 492 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,917 THAT WILL CONCLUDE MY INTRODUCTION. 493 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,292 Mandy: MS. SLITHER, I DON'T BELONG HERE. 494 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,042 THE GRIM REAPER SET ME UP BY 495 00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:54,018 MAKING ME DRAW THIS STUPID DIAGRAM. 496 00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:55,083 SILENCE! 497 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,458 YOUR EXCUSE WAS SO TEDIOUS, I 498 00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,102 ALMOST SLAPPED YOU. 499 00:18:59,126 --> 00:19:02,292 NOW IS THE TIME FOR PUNISHMENT. 500 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,042 YOU, FUNNY, EGG-SHAPED CHILD... 501 00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:07,018 YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR 502 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:10,000 SPEAKING DURING ETERNAL TIME-OUT. 503 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:12,708 I SENTENCE YOU TO THE ENDLESS 504 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:15,375 CLAPPING OF ERASERS. 505 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:17,292 Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ] 506 00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,292 YAY! THIS IS FUN! 507 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,042 Mandy: MS. SLITHER, YOU'RE. 508 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,333 GOING ABOUT IT ALL WRONG. 509 00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:24,667 YOU NEED TO BE MORE CRUEL. 510 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:27,667 YOUR ADVICE IS NOT WELCOME! 511 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:28,625 GO ON. 512 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,917 Mandy: YOU SEE, BILLY IS AN IDIOT. 513 00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:32,583 HE WILL ONLY UNDERSTAND THE MOST 514 00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:34,250 EXTREME MEASURES OF PUNISHMENT. 515 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:36,792 EXPLOIT HIS PHYSICAL WEAKNESS. 516 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:39,750 TURN THE ERASERS INTO HEAVY BOOKS. 517 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,750 Billy: [ LAUGHS ] 518 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,667 [ GRUNTS ] 519 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,061 Mandy: NOW, SINCE HE'S IN. 520 00:19:45,085 --> 00:19:46,500 FRONT OF THE CLASSROOM, LET'S 521 00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:48,042 HUMILIATE HIM BY EXPOSING HIS 522 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,792 EMBARRASSING UNDERGARMENTS. 523 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:51,875 Billy: AAH! NO! 524 00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,708 MY "SASSY CAT" UNDERPANTS! 525 00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:57,333 MY SECRET SHAME IS EXPOSED. 526 00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:58,792 OH, WHY?! 527 00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:02,125 BRILLIANT... TRULY DISTURBING. 528 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:03,375 Mandy: THAT'S NOT ALL. 529 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,125 HERE. LET ME SHOW YOU. 530 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:07,018 OH, INDULGE ME. 531 00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:08,042 Billy: HUH? 532 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,061 AAH! 533 00:20:09,085 --> 00:20:10,500 SCARY CLOWNS! 534 00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:13,292 THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL! 535 00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:15,750 NOW TO FINISH HIM OFF. 536 00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:17,976 I AM SO FULL OF ANTICIPATION 537 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,333 THAT MY RATTLER HAS BEEN SUCKED 538 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:23,000 INTO MY BODY CAVITY. 539 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:23,792 Billy: [ MOANS ] 540 00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:26,500 WHAT THE... SP... SP... BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH... 541 00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:27,875 SPIDERS! 542 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,292 OH! GET THEM OFF! 543 00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:32,083 [ LAUGHS ] 544 00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:36,208 SCARY GIRL, YOUR CRUELTY WARMS MY HEART. 545 00:20:36,292 --> 00:20:37,976 I LOATHE YOU. 546 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,958 NOW HAND ME BACK MY... HEY! 547 00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:41,333 WHERE DID YOU GO? 548 00:20:41,417 --> 00:20:43,000 Mandy: OVER HERE. 549 00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:44,976 MS. SLITHER. 550 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,917 I CAN'T SAY IT WAS A PLEASURE, 551 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,360 BECAUSE IT WASN'T. I'M OUT OF HERE. 552 00:20:49,167 --> 00:20:53,042 HAYNA, HAYNA, JOCKOMO FEENA NAY. 553 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,061 Billy: BUT, MANDY, AREN'T YOU. 554 00:20:55,085 --> 00:20:56,375 GOING TO RESCUE US? 555 00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:57,498 Mandy: EH, I'll DEAL WITH. 556 00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:59,583 THAT IN SOME OTHER EPISODE. 557 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:02,018 Grim: AHH, THIS IS THE LIFE. 558 00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:04,102 WITH BILLY AND MANDY OUT OF THE 559 00:21:04,126 --> 00:21:06,417 WAY, I CAN FINALLY START TO RELAX. 560 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,500 GRIM! 561 00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,333 GREAT NEWS! 562 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:10,292 YOU'VE DONE SUCH A WONDERFUL JOB 563 00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:12,250 WITH THE KIDS, I'D LIKE TO OFFER 564 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,000 YOU A FULL-TIME POSITION. 565 00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,458 Grim: OH, SNAP! 566 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:19,167 AND I'll EVEN START YOU AT $2.50 AN HOUR. 567 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,417 HOW'S THAT SOUND? 568 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,667 Grim: YA, MAN, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 569 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,792 M-M-M-MANDY? 570 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,417 Mandy: I DON'T THINK HE'LL BE. 571 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,667 TAKING THAT POSITION. 572 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:31,417 Grim: B-B-B-BUT HOW? 573 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,018 H-HOLD ON, NOW. 574 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,042 YOU CAN'T HURT ME. 575 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:35,167 I-I'M YOUR TEACHER NOW. 576 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,000 Mandy: NO, GRIM, YOU DON'T. 577 00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,625 TEACH HISTORY ANYMORE. 578 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,125 YOU HISTORY. 579 00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:43,458 Grim: AAAH! 580 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,250 Claire: SO, HONEY, ANYTHING. 581 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:53,000 HAPPEN AT SCHOOL TODAY? 582 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:56,042 Mandy: EH, THE USUAL. 583 00:21:58,167 --> 00:22:01,083 Billy: [ LAUGHS STUPIDLY ] 584 00:22:01,167 --> 00:22:03,417 ISN'T THIS FUN, GRIM? 585 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:07,958 Grim: OH, THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG ETERNITY. 586 00:22:12,292 --> 00:22:14,583 Irwin: OH. 587 00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:20,333 SO, MANDY, PRETTY SWEET PARTY OR 588 00:22:20,417 --> 00:22:22,333 WHAT, RIGHT? 589 00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:27,917 MIND IF I STEAL A SMOOCH, MY LOVE? 590 00:22:30,292 --> 00:22:32,625 OH, MANDY!