1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:07,583 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 2 00:00:07,667 --> 00:00:10,375 [SINISTER LAUGHTER] 3 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,958 >> QUICK, JUMP INTO THE TV WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING. 4 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:57,000 [BELL RINGS] [ALL BREATHING HEAVILY] 5 00:00:57,083 --> 00:01:01,018 >> 30 MORE SECONDS OF WARM-UP AND DON'T GET SLOPPY! 6 00:01:01,042 --> 00:01:03,667 YOU GET SLOPPY, AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOUR WIFE WANTS TO GO 7 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:07,000 TO COUNSELING AND TALK ABOUT FEELINGS. 8 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:11,500 >> COACH, OUR NOTES. 9 00:01:11,583 --> 00:01:13,185 >> ALL RIGHT, HIT THE BENCH. 10 00:01:13,209 --> 00:01:15,500 THE REST OF YOU, GIVE ME 10 LAPS. 11 00:01:15,583 --> 00:01:20,208 [BLOWS WHISTLE] AND DON'T GET SLOPPY. 12 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:24,208 >> HEY, IRWIN, HOW COME THOSE THREE NERDS NEVER HAVE TO DO. 13 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:26,542 ANY OF THIS PHYSICAL STUFF? 14 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:31,042 >> BECAUSE THEY HAVE DOCTOR'S NOTES, YO. 15 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,833 >> ARE THEY SICK? 16 00:01:32,917 --> 00:01:35,333 >> NO, THEY'RE JUST MEGANERDS. 17 00:01:35,417 --> 00:01:37,333 P.E. AND NERDS DON'T MIX. 18 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:39,458 IT ISN'T GOOD FOR THEM, YO. 19 00:01:39,542 --> 00:01:43,583 [BOYS PANTING] >> IT ISN'T GOOD FOR US EITHER. 20 00:01:43,667 --> 00:01:46,208 P.E. MAKES MY HEART BEAT ALL FAST. 21 00:01:46,292 --> 00:01:49,500 [BILLY PANTING] IT MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO 22 00:01:49,583 --> 00:01:50,708 BREATHE. 23 00:01:50,792 --> 00:01:55,583 [GASPING] IT MAKES YOU ALL STINKY. 24 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:58,250 AND IT MAKES PUD'N BARF UP IN HIS MOUTH. 25 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:00,417 >> UGH! 26 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:05,000 >> WE GOTS TO FIND OUT THE NERDS' SECRET FOR AVOIDING. 27 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,625 P.E. BEFORE IT... 28 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:09,833 [BILLY WHEEZES] KILLS US. 29 00:02:11,292 --> 00:02:13,708 >> BILLY... DON'T GET SLOPPY! 30 00:02:14,417 --> 00:02:17,083 >> VIPER, I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH YOUR ASSESSMENT. 31 00:02:17,167 --> 00:02:20,125 A LEVEL-60 WARLOCK GEARED FOR STAMINA AND SHADOW DAMAGE... 32 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:24,083 >> PARDON US, BUT WOULD YOU MIND IF WE JOIN YOU? 33 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:37,167 >> AHEM! 34 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:38,530 >> WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS? 35 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:41,083 WAS IT THE HEATHERS? 36 00:02:41,167 --> 00:02:43,333 >> NO. WE JUST WANTED TO SIT WITH YOU. 37 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:44,708 >> WELL, YOU CANNOT! 38 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:46,958 THIS TABLE IS RESERVED FOR MEMBERS OF AN EXCLUSIVE CLUB 39 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,042 WHO... NO, WAIT! 40 00:02:48,125 --> 00:02:49,375 COME BACK. 41 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:52,292 TO SIT WITH US, YOU MUST FIRST RECITE THE PASS CODE. 42 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:53,083 NO, WAIT! 43 00:02:53,167 --> 00:02:54,167 COME BACK. 44 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:57,708 YOU CAN SIT WITH US IF YOU GIVE US YOUR PUDDING CUP. 45 00:02:57,792 --> 00:02:58,458 WAIT! 46 00:02:58,542 --> 00:02:59,750 COME BACK. 47 00:02:59,833 --> 00:03:02,083 WE ARE SO LONELY. 48 00:03:02,167 --> 00:03:04,583 >> SO WHAT TOPICS SHOULD WE DISCUSS? 49 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:05,750 SCIENCE FICTION? 50 00:03:05,833 --> 00:03:06,875 >> SCIENCE FANTASY? 51 00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:08,500 >> ROLE-PLAYING GAMES? 52 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:09,625 >> PHYSICS? 53 00:03:09,708 --> 00:03:13,042 >> ACTUALLY, WE NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 54 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:17,375 SOMETHING ABOUT P.E. 55 00:03:17,458 --> 00:03:19,667 >> AAH! 56 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:21,375 AAH! 57 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:22,167 >> OH, GREAT. 58 00:03:22,250 --> 00:03:24,018 NOW YOU HAVE UPSET KING COBRA. 59 00:03:24,042 --> 00:03:25,042 >> AAH! 60 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:27,208 UHH-UHH! 61 00:03:27,292 --> 00:03:30,958 >> HURRY UP AND GET HIM THE PUDDING! 62 00:03:31,042 --> 00:03:34,708 >> MM! MM! 63 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:37,042 MM! 64 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:45,417 >> SO, YOU WISH TO KNOW OUR SECRET OF AVOIDANCE, DO YOU? 65 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:47,375 >> MORE THAN ANYTHING! 66 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:50,792 >> AND ARE THERE OTHERS WHO FEEL THE SAME? 67 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:52,000 >> UH-HUH! 68 00:03:52,083 --> 00:03:53,083 >> GOOD! 69 00:03:53,167 --> 00:03:56,917 WE SHALL SPREAD THE WORD. 70 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,833 "TODAY AFTER SCHOOL, A CLANDESTINE MEETING TO PLOT THE 71 00:04:00,917 --> 00:04:05,583 FINAL DOWNFALL OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION." 72 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:09,500 [LAUGHING SINISTERLY] 73 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:15,667 >> WELCOME, FELLOW CONSPIRATORS, TO THE LAIR OF THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB. 74 00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:19,417 YES. QUESTION? 75 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,583 >> HOW COME WE CAN'T SIT DOWN? 76 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:25,833 >> MY GRANDMOTHER DOESN'T LIKE ANYONE ON HER FURNITURE. 77 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:31,125 >> NOW, BEFORE WE REVEAL OUR DARK SECRET... 78 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:32,583 YOU MUST DECIDE. 79 00:04:32,667 --> 00:04:36,042 IF YOU EAT THE BLUE CUPCAKE, THE STORY ENDS. 80 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:38,101 YOU WAKE UP IN YOUR BED AND BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO 81 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:39,458 BELIEVE. 82 00:04:39,542 --> 00:04:42,125 YOU EAT THE RED CUPCAKE, YOU STAY IN WONDERLAND, AND I'll. 83 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:44,958 SHOW YOU HOW DEEP THE RABBIT HOLE GOES. 84 00:04:45,042 --> 00:04:47,042 >> ARE THERE ANY CHOCOLATE CUPCAKES? 85 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:50,000 >> WHAT HAPPENS IF I EAT THE CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE? 86 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:52,185 >> CHOCOLATE GIVES ME DIARRHEA, YO. 87 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:54,667 >> I DON'T WANT ANY DIARRHEA! 88 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:57,083 >> OOH! THEN CAN I HAVE YOUR DIARRHEA? 89 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:59,167 >> NO ONE IS GETTING DIARRHEA. 90 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:01,000 THE CUPCAKES ARE A METAPHOR! 91 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:04,417 YOU WILL NOW RECITE THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB OATH. 92 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:05,833 >> OOH! 93 00:05:05,917 --> 00:05:09,167 >> "BY THE EMBER LIGHT OF MY VORPAL BLADE..." 94 00:05:09,250 --> 00:05:13,542 >> BY THE EMBER LIGHT OF MY VORPAL BLADE... 95 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:15,750 >> "BY GRAPTAR'S HAMMER..." 96 00:05:15,833 --> 00:05:18,500 >> BY GRAPTAR'S HAMMER... 97 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:21,542 >> "BY THE SHINING DIRK OF CROMULON..." 98 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:25,083 >> BY THE SHINING DIRK OF CROMULON... 99 00:05:25,167 --> 00:05:27,184 >> HEY, I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO CUT OUT THAT PART. 100 00:05:27,208 --> 00:05:29,368 >> HEY, I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO CUT OUT THAT PART? 101 00:05:29,417 --> 00:05:30,934 >> I AM NOT HAVING THIS ARGUMENT WITH YOU AGAIN, VIPER. 102 00:05:30,958 --> 00:05:32,934 [BOYS REPEATING CONVERSATION] >> THE DIRK WAS CLEARLY. 103 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:34,917 DESTROYED IN EPISODE 26-B OF "STAR VOYAGE." 104 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:40,542 >> THAT WAS AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, DUH, AND YOU KNOW IT. 105 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:41,625 >> SHUT UP! 106 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:42,625 >> YOU SHUT UP! 107 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:47,083 >> NO, YOU SHUT UP. 108 00:05:47,167 --> 00:05:48,887 >> SHUT UP! >> SHUT UP, SHUT UP. 109 00:05:49,042 --> 00:05:49,542 >> SHUT UP, SHUT UP! 110 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:51,976 >> NO, YOU SHUT UP. 111 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:52,750 >> SHUT UP, SHUT UP. 112 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:53,833 >> I SAID, SHUT UP. 113 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,083 >> I SAID, SHUT UP! 114 00:05:55,167 --> 00:05:56,809 [BOYS REPEATING CONVERSATION] >> OOH, YOU SHUT UP. 115 00:05:56,833 --> 00:05:57,750 >> YOU SHUT UP! 116 00:05:57,833 --> 00:06:01,000 >> ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP! 117 00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:03,500 THIS OATH IS OVER. 118 00:06:03,583 --> 00:06:05,042 >> SO, ARE WE IN THE CLUB NOW? 119 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:06,042 >> YES! 120 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:07,250 >> YEAH! 121 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:09,667 NO MORE P.E.! 122 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:12,792 >> AS MEMBERS, YOU WILL NOW BE ASSIGNED YOUR... 123 00:06:12,875 --> 00:06:17,208 SECRET NAMES. 124 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:18,458 NOW, LET'S SEE. 125 00:06:18,542 --> 00:06:21,667 YOU SHALL BE CONSTRICTOR. 126 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:23,061 YOU ARE CORN SNAKE. 127 00:06:23,085 --> 00:06:24,125 COPPERHEAD. 128 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:25,328 THE ADDER. >> OOH, OOH. 129 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,875 I WANT TO BE GOLDEN RETRIEVER. 130 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:31,393 >> IF THIS WERE THE SECRET DOG CLUB, YOU COULD BE, BUT IT IS. 131 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:32,500 THE SECRET SNAKE CLUB. 132 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:34,542 THEREFORE... >> CHIHUAHUA MAN! 133 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:36,292 I WANT TO BE CHIHUAHUA MAN! 134 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:38,292 >> NO, YOU SEE, AGAIN, THIS IS... 135 00:06:38,375 --> 00:06:39,815 >> PURPLE GIRAFFE! >> NO! 136 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:43,042 >> I STILL THINK YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT THE DIRK. 137 00:06:43,125 --> 00:06:44,000 >> LET IT GO, VIPER! 138 00:06:44,083 --> 00:06:45,083 JUST LET IT GO! 139 00:06:45,125 --> 00:06:46,000 >> PURPLE GIRAFFE. 140 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:47,292 >> LIGHTNING BOLT. 141 00:06:47,375 --> 00:06:48,792 LIGHTNING BOLT! 142 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,958 >> I'M NOT GOING TO DUEL YOU OVER THIS. 143 00:06:51,042 --> 00:06:52,722 >> LIGHTNING BOLT! >> OK, FINE. 144 00:06:53,167 --> 00:06:56,583 IF THAT IS HOW YOU WANT IT, I CAST FIREBALL! 145 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,042 >> LIGHTNING BOLT! 146 00:06:58,125 --> 00:07:00,000 >> FIREBALL! 147 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:01,144 >> LIGHTNING BOLT! 148 00:07:01,168 --> 00:07:03,083 >> THESE GUYS ARE TOTAL NERDS! 149 00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:08,875 NO MORE DORK TALK! 150 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:12,292 YOU NERDS BETTER TELL ME HOW TO GET OUT OF P.E. RIGHT NOW! 151 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:14,250 >> FRIED CHEESE STICKS. 152 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:17,792 EVERYONE NEEDS FRIED CHEESE STICKS. 153 00:07:24,375 --> 00:07:30,333 [KNOCK KNOCK] >> WE NEED EXCUSE NOTES. 154 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,875 AND WE BROUGHT PAYMENT. 155 00:07:31,958 --> 00:07:33,250 >> FRIED CHEESE STICKS. 156 00:07:33,333 --> 00:07:37,018 GIMME, GIMME, GIMME! 157 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:38,458 >> DAD? 158 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:40,500 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A DOCTOR. 159 00:07:40,583 --> 00:07:44,042 >> NO, NEITHER DID I, BUT APPARENTLY, ALL YOU NEED IS. 160 00:07:44,125 --> 00:07:47,333 THIS HEAD DOODAD AND THIS NECK WOMBLE, AND PEOPLE PAY YOU TO 161 00:07:47,417 --> 00:07:48,958 FIX THEM. 162 00:07:49,042 --> 00:07:53,042 WHY, JUST THIS VERY MORNING, I DID A HEART TRANSPLANT. 163 00:07:53,125 --> 00:07:54,375 >> WAIT! WAIT! 164 00:07:54,458 --> 00:07:57,125 I THINK THAT'S A TOMATO! 165 00:07:57,208 --> 00:07:59,726 >> SO WHAT DO YOU ROTTEN LITTLE DELINQUENTS NEED TO BE EXCUSED. 166 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:00,875 FROM? 167 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:03,583 >> P.E.! 168 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:07,708 >> EW! UGH! 169 00:08:07,792 --> 00:08:11,042 NO! SEE, THAT'S AN ETHICAL GRAY AREA, AND A DOCTOR OF MY 170 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:14,083 STANDING SHOULDN'T... >> WE HAVE FRIED ZUCCHINI! 171 00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:18,958 >> A NOTE FOR YOU, A NOTE FOR YOU, A NOTE FOR YOU... 172 00:08:19,042 --> 00:08:20,417 NO NOTE FOR YOU. 173 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,042 >> NO NOTE?! 174 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:26,167 >> SON, IF I GAVE YOU A FAKE NOTE TO GET OUT OF P.E., 175 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:28,458 WHAT KIND OF PARENT WOULD THAT MAKE ME, HUH? 176 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:32,018 HUH, HUH? 177 00:08:32,042 --> 00:08:35,750 >> WELL, BILLY, SINCE EVERYONE ELSE SEEMS TO HAVE. 178 00:08:35,833 --> 00:08:43,000 SIMULTANEOUSLY CONTRACTED "THE COOTIES," I GUESS I HAVE 179 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:46,000 NO CHOICE BUT TO... >> CANCEL P.E.? 180 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:51,083 >> NO. TO MAKE YOU EXERCISE FOR THE WHOLE CLASS. 181 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:54,208 LIFT THOSE KNEES! 182 00:08:54,292 --> 00:08:55,792 REACH FOR IT. 183 00:08:55,875 --> 00:08:57,375 COME ON! 184 00:08:57,458 --> 00:09:00,000 KEEP YOUR CORE ACTIVATED. 185 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:02,292 50 MORE. 186 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,458 DON'T GET SLOPPY. 187 00:09:04,542 --> 00:09:06,917 YOU GET SLOPPY, AND YOUR WIFE SUDDENLY WON'T LET YOU EAT 188 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,250 STEAK ON TUESDAYS. 189 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:09,684 >> WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING, YO. 190 00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:12,083 COACH IS KILLING BILLY WITH EXERCISE. 191 00:09:12,167 --> 00:09:13,583 >> CALM DOWN, CONSTRICTOR. 192 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:15,667 THIS IS ALL PART OF THE PLAN. 193 00:09:15,750 --> 00:09:18,417 YOU SEE, WE NEEDED SOMEONE TO KEEP COACH'S ATTENTION SO THAT 194 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:23,708 WE CAN PERFORM... THE SUMMONING. 195 00:09:23,792 --> 00:09:27,625 WE SHALL CALL UPON THE POWER OF OUR SNAKE BRETHREN TO DESTROY 196 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:30,500 THIS ACCURSED GYMNASIUM. 197 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:36,125 EVERYONE GET INSIDE THE SUMMONING CIRCLE. 198 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:40,833 ACTIVATE THE THUMPER. 199 00:09:40,917 --> 00:09:45,792 EVERYONE JOIN HANDS, AND NOW REPEAT THE WORDS OF THE ANCIENT 200 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:48,667 AND DARK INCANTATION. 201 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:52,042 I PASSED OUT LYRIC SHEETS FOR THOSE NOT FAMILIAR. 202 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:55,833 >> "I COULD HIDE 'NEATH THE WINGS OF THE BLUEBIRD AS SHE. 203 00:09:55,917 --> 00:09:59,542 SINGS THE 6 O'CLOCK ALARM WOULD NEVER 204 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:05,000 RING, BUT IT RINGS AND I RISE WIPE THE SLEEP OUT OF MY EYES 205 00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:11,792 MY SHAVIN' RAZOR'S COLD AND IT STINGS." 206 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,061 >> THE DESTROYER! 207 00:10:13,085 --> 00:10:14,875 >> THE DESTROYER IS HERE! 208 00:10:14,958 --> 00:10:16,833 >> WHOA! 209 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,458 >> UH, THAT... THAT'S THE DESTROYER? 210 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,125 >> JUST REMEMBER, IT IS ONLY THE SIZE OF YOUR WILL. 211 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:29,583 THAT TRULY MATTERS. 212 00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:31,917 LOOK AT HER GO. 213 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,125 SEE, SHE IS SCUFFING UP THE FLOOR. 214 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:37,708 IN AN HOUR OR SO, THAT SHOULD LEAVE A PERMANENT MARK. 215 00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:41,601 >> WE'LL GET THERE WHEN WE GET THERE... 216 00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:42,500 >> THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU... 217 00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:46,018 >> GIVE ME THAT SCYTHE! 218 00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:49,417 >> I STOPPED CARING LIKE 5 EPISODES AGO. 219 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:50,833 >> OUT OF MY WAY! 220 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:56,018 NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 221 00:10:56,042 --> 00:11:01,000 [DESTROYER ROARS] [BOYS CHEER] 222 00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,083 >> YES, YES! 223 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:06,000 DESTROY! DESTROY! 224 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,500 AH, IT IS A GLORIOUS VICTORY. 225 00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:14,625 YES, I COULD STAND HERE AND LOOK AT THIS ALL DAY! 226 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:18,333 >> DID IT EVER ONCE OCCUR TO YOU STUPID, STUPID BOYS THAT. 227 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,958 MAYBE WE GIRLS WANT P.E.? 228 00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:23,500 HMM? 229 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:27,208 THAT MAYBE WE NEED AN OUTLET FOR OUR AGGRESSION? 230 00:11:27,292 --> 00:11:30,167 >> WELL, I SEE THAT... OOH. 231 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:33,583 OH, CROMULON. 232 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:35,144 >> COME ON, LADIES. 233 00:11:35,168 --> 00:11:37,583 BE REASONABLE, YO. 234 00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:40,042 >> I REGRET NOTHING! [PUNCHES BEING THROWN] 235 00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:46,833 >> YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? 236 00:11:46,917 --> 00:11:49,417 YOU GOT SLOPPY! 237 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,750 >> HERE WE GO, KIDS, THE ANCIENT EGYPT EXHIBIT. 238 00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:09,958 WOW. THIS TAKES ME BACK. 239 00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:12,185 THIS IS WHEN I WAS INTERNING FOR OSIRIS, GOD OF THE 240 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,417 UNDERWORLD. 241 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,601 HE HAD ME MOSTLY MAKING COFFEE AND MUMMIFYING CATS, PULLING 242 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:17,917 UP RINGS OUT OF A CORPSE'S NOSE, WEIGHING THE BODIES OF 243 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,375 THE DEAD, YOU KNOW, MINDLESS GRUNT WORK, BUT IT MADE ME INTO 244 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,458 THE REAPER I AM TODAY. 245 00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:26,167 >> YOU MEAN A PATHETIC SLAVE TO TWO CHILDREN? 246 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,750 >> EXACTLY. 247 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,667 >> HALF-NAKED ANIMAL PEOPLE, TRIANGLE-SHAPED BUILDINGS, 248 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,125 JEWELRY WITH BUGS IN IT. 249 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:35,042 I'VE GOT TO ADMIT, THESE EGYPTIANS HAD STYLE. 250 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:36,667 WOULDN'T YOU AGREE, BILLY? 251 00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:37,750 BILLY! 252 00:12:37,833 --> 00:12:38,625 OH, GREAT. 253 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,333 WHERE'D HE GO NOW? 254 00:12:40,417 --> 00:12:41,625 >> AAH! 255 00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:47,292 I AM A BIG, STUPID, MINDLESS MUMMY AND I... 256 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:48,875 HI, IRWIN. 257 00:12:48,958 --> 00:12:52,625 >> THAT IS REAL MESSED UP, YO, AND IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY, TOO. 258 00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:54,833 YOU KNOW MY MOMMY IS A MUMMY. 259 00:12:54,917 --> 00:12:58,542 MY DADDY LOVES MY MUMMY MOMMY, AND I'M HALF-MUMMY FROM MY TOES 260 00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:00,000 TO MY TUMMY, YO. 261 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,458 SEE? 262 00:13:01,542 --> 00:13:03,167 >> UM, T.M.I. 263 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:06,125 >> HEY, WE'RE HERE TO CHECK OUT MY MUMMY GRANDPA... THE GREAT. 264 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,917 PHARAOH KING POPPIN' LOCKIN'. 265 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,167 CHECK IT OUT, YO. 266 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:12,250 ACCORDING TO THIS ANCIENT COMIC STRIP, BACK IN THE DAY, KING 267 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:16,125 POPPIN' LOCKIN' WAS A LOW-DOWN FUNKY FRESH GANGSTER, YO. 268 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:21,208 HE CONTROLLED MILES OF THE NILE WITH AN IRON FIST. 269 00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:25,061 GRANDPA EVEN TRIED TO GET MY MOM TO FOLLOW IN HIS FOOTSTEPS, 270 00:13:25,085 --> 00:13:27,542 BUT AFTER SEEING HOW POORLY HE TREATED HIS FOLLOWERS, SHE WAS 271 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:30,250 LIKE, "NO. FORGET IT, OLD MAN." 272 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,684 AND HE WAS ALL LIKE, "HOW CAN YOU WALK AWAY FROM TRADITION", 273 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:36,042 YO?" SO MAMA GOT TO STEPPIN', AND 274 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:38,292 THEY NEVER SPOKE TO EACH OTHER AGAIN. 275 00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:40,000 >> YOUR STORY BORES ME. 276 00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:41,125 GET TO THE POINT. 277 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:44,083 >> THE POINT IS, MANDY, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ANY OF THIS. 278 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,042 BEFORE COMING TO THE MUSEUM TODAY. 279 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:49,667 NOW I'M MORE IN TOUCH WITH MY MUMMY HERITAGE THAN EVER BEFORE. 280 00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:52,500 AH... MUMMY HERITAGE. 281 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:53,875 COME ON, MANDY. 282 00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,583 AT LEAST JOIN ME ON THE AUDIO TOUR. 283 00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,375 >> GRR! 284 00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:02,125 [PUNCH IS THROWN] >> OK! I UNDERSTAND. 285 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,833 SOME OTHER TIME, MY LOVE. 286 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:06,583 COME ON, MOM AND DAD. 287 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:09,208 >> WELL, I GUESS I'll TRILLY. 288 00:14:09,292 --> 00:14:11,750 NO TIME TO SLIDE THE JIB. 289 00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,875 WE'RE GHOSTS. 290 00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:16,000 >> OH, OK. 291 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:19,000 WHAT THE HECK DID HE JUST SAY? 292 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:33,708 [CRASH] [ALARM] 293 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:41,292 [SNORING] >> YO, YO, YO, YO, YO. 294 00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:44,042 >> IRWIN! 295 00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:47,958 >> OH, MANDY! 296 00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:49,417 >> IRWIN! 297 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,125 >> NOT NOW, BILLY. 298 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:55,000 I'M TRYING TO MAKE MY MOVE, YO. 299 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,000 >> IRWIN! 300 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,185 >> MANDY! 301 00:14:57,209 --> 00:15:00,292 >> IRWIN! 302 00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:05,417 I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE AFTERLIFE FOR YOU. 303 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:09,083 [PPPBBBLLLTTT] >> WHO ARE YOU, ANYWAY? 304 00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:11,000 >> WHO AM I? 305 00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:13,417 WHO AM I? 306 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,875 WHY, IT'S ME, YOUR GRANDFATHER, THE GREAT PHARAOH, 307 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,018 KING POPPIN' LOCKIN'. 308 00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:20,500 COME HERE, MY LITTLE BUBBALA. 309 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:23,667 OY, IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET MY GRANDSON. 310 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:27,125 I HOPE I DIDN'T FRIGHTEN YOU. 311 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:31,125 I KNEW THE ONLY WAY I COULD SEE YOU WAS BY BREAKING INTO YOUR 312 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,125 HOUSE AND VISITING YOU IN YOUR ROOM 313 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,500 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 314 00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:36,125 >> OH, IT'S ALL GOOD, YO. 315 00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,268 HEY, IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME A STRANGE PERSON IN A COSTUME 316 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:40,434 BROKE INTO MY ROOM AND TRIED TO VISIT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 317 00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:44,333 NIGHT. 318 00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:47,458 SASSY CAT, ATTACK! 319 00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:48,667 OH, NO! 320 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,125 THE TOOTH FAIRY! 321 00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:53,000 NOT AGAIN! 322 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:55,042 HEY, GRANDPA, WAIT RIGHT THERE. 323 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:57,042 I'll GO WAKE UP MOM AND DAD. 324 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,042 >> WHOA! 325 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,542 SLOW DOWN, SONNY. 326 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:02,917 NOT JUST YET. 327 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,417 IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 328 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:08,417 BESIDES, I HAVE A GIFT I WANTED TO GIVE YOU. 329 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,042 >> A GIFT? 330 00:16:10,125 --> 00:16:11,875 >> IT'S A SURPRISE. 331 00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:14,042 FIRST, YOU GOTTA CLOSE YOUR EYES. 332 00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:15,875 THERE! 333 00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:19,125 >> IT'S LIKE A 64-OUNCE SODA CUP, YO. 334 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,250 WHY, GRANDPA? 335 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,875 WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO WEAR A BEVERAGE CONTAINER? 336 00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:25,125 >> IT'S THE CROWN OF THE SACRED SCARAB! 337 00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:29,976 YOU... YOU'RE NEXT IN LINE TO INHERIT THE TITLE OF PHARAOH. 338 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,167 >> ME?! A PHARAOH? 339 00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:33,976 I DON'T KNOW. 340 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,875 WILL IT MAKE ME MORE POPULAR WITH THE LADIES? 341 00:16:36,958 --> 00:16:38,708 >> BUT OF COURSE IT WILL. 342 00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:41,417 BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS, YOU GOT TO 343 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,625 BE A MAN AND BUILD A PYRAMID. 344 00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,000 >> A PYRAMID? 345 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:49,292 >> IN ANCIENT EGYPT, WE HAVE A SAYING, "THE SURE-FIRE WAY TO A. 346 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,917 WOMAN'S HEART IS THROUGH HER CHEST." 347 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 [RIM SHOT] OR YOU COULD BUILD A PYRAMID. 348 00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,083 >> ALL RIGHT! 349 00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,208 I'll DO IT! 350 00:17:00,042 --> 00:17:00,708 WHOA, GRANDPA. 351 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:02,042 WHAT'S THAT? 352 00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:03,542 >> WHAT, THIS THING? 353 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:07,458 THIS IS A STARGA... I MEAN SPACE DOOR. 354 00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:09,708 IT'S A KEY INGREDIENT WE NEED TO GET STARTED. 355 00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:12,708 IT FUNCTIONS BY TUNNELING THROUGH SUB-SPACE TO FORM A 356 00:17:12,792 --> 00:17:16,042 WORM HOLE ALLOWING INSTANTANEOUS TRAVEL ACROSS 357 00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:18,083 MILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS. 358 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:22,083 IT'S AN UNSTABLE, UNTESTED DIMENSIONAL VORTEX. 359 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,542 YOU'LL BE FINE! 360 00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,750 NOW YOU STAND THERE, AND I'll CHANT THE MAGIC WORDS BEHIND. 361 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:29,125 THIS STURDY WALL OVER HERE, WHERE IT'S SAFE. 362 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,000 >> THAT'S MESSED UP, YO. 363 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,625 >> OK. HERE WE GO! 364 00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:39,292 [COUGHS] BIALY, ZAYEN, SHERMAN, SHERMAN, 365 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,458 HUY! 366 00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:42,458 ALL RIGHT, NOW I'M READY. 367 00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:43,542 AHEM! 368 00:17:43,583 --> 00:17:45,708 OOH, BABY! 369 00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:49,417 WHO PUT THE BOP IN THE BOP SH-BOP, SH-BOP? 370 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:53,125 WHO PUT THE RAM IN THE RAM-A-LAM-A-DING-DONG? 371 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,125 AAH! 372 00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,958 BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY BOOGEDY SHOO! 373 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:09,625 [BUZZ] >> AW. THAT WASN'T SO BAD. 374 00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,625 AAH! 375 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:14,000 [POPPIN' LOCKIN' LAUGHING] [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 376 00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:24,417 >> DUH. 377 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:28,083 >> CAW. 378 00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:30,167 [GROANS IN LOW TONE] >> HEY, MOM. 379 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,625 HEY, DAD. 380 00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:40,375 [MOM AND DAD GROAN] >> HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 381 00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:42,125 NO COFFEE THIS MORNING? 382 00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,542 >> NO TIME FOR THAT. 383 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,500 WE'RE OFF TO WORK. 384 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,667 FOR THE GLORY OF TOOTEN POOTEN. 385 00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,292 UHH! 386 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,083 >> WHAT THE... 387 00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:53,250 >> TOOTEN POOTEN. 388 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,500 TOOTEN POOTEN. 389 00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:55,792 >> YOU GUYS! 390 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:57,750 >> WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME, BILLY? 391 00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,125 >> I DIDN'T DO NOTHING. 392 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:01,708 >> THEN IF IT WASN'T YOU TWO, THEN WHO? 393 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:04,976 >> LONG LIVE THE NERD KING. 394 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,375 >> IRWIN! 395 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:10,125 >> TOOTEN POOTEN, TOOTEN POOTEN! 396 00:19:10,208 --> 00:19:14,018 >> "OH, KING TOOTEN POOTEN, YOUR CROWN IS SO MANLY." 397 00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:17,833 "THAT'S RIGHT, MANDY, AND ONLY I, THE PHARAOH, CAN WEAR THIS 398 00:19:17,917 --> 00:19:20,167 SACRED 64-OUNCE HEADPIECE." 399 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,750 "OOH. LET'S MAKE OUT, YO." 400 00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:25,042 [IMITATING KISSING SOUNDS] >> AHEM. 401 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:25,917 YOUR MAJESTY. 402 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,083 >> AAH! 403 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,583 >> YOU HAVE GUESTS. 404 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,185 >> SO, IRWIN, I GUESS THEY FINALLY CROWNED YOU KING OF THE. 405 00:19:31,209 --> 00:19:32,958 DORKS. 406 00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:36,083 >> I'll HAVE YOU KNOW MY NAME IS NOW KING TOOTEN POOTEN, AND. 407 00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:39,208 SOON, I'll HAVE MY OWN PYRAMID FROM WHICH I WILL RULE ALL OF. 408 00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:40,708 ENDSVILLE. 409 00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:43,417 OF COURSE, I WILL BE NEEDING A QUEEN. 410 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,125 >> OOH! 411 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:46,000 I'll BE YOUR QUEEN! 412 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:50,417 [MOM SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] >> AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NEEDS. 413 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,167 SUBTITLES FOR THIS EPISODE? 414 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:54,500 >> ALLOW ME TO TRANSLATE, MY LOVE. 415 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:58,167 SHE'S SAYING, "HEY, YO, POPS, YOU'RE BUILDING PYRAMIDS AGAIN." 416 00:19:58,250 --> 00:20:00,417 YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. 417 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,958 WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?" >> MY FATHER HAD A PYRAMID; I. 418 00:20:04,042 --> 00:20:08,018 HAD A PYRAMID; AND BY GOSH, MY GRANDSON WILL HAVE ONE, TOO. 419 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:10,000 IT'S TRADITION! 420 00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:13,167 [MOM SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] >> "TIMES CHANGE, DAD. 421 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:16,167 TRADITION IS ALL RIGHT, BUT THIS IS ANOTHER DAY. 422 00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,542 IRWIN DOESN'T HAVE TO BUILD A PYRAMID IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO." 423 00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:23,833 LOOK, SON, YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE UP TO ANY EXPECTATIONS. 424 00:20:23,917 --> 00:20:27,875 JUST BE YOURSELF, AND PEOPLE WILL LIKE YOU, YOU BIG NERD. 425 00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,125 >> COME ON, BUBBALA. 426 00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:32,250 THE DESIRE TO BUILD PYRAMIDS IS IN YOUR BLOOD. 427 00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,208 YOU'RE A PHARAOH AT HEART. 428 00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:39,125 [MOM SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] >> WH-WHAT DO I DO? 429 00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:42,417 DO I GIVE UP THE BIGGEST CHANCE OF MY LIFE, OR DO I BREAK MY 430 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,375 MOTHER'S HEART? 431 00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,750 WHAT DO MY FRIENDS THINK? 432 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:49,917 >> ...THAT'S MY GRANDSON! 433 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,976 >> I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND. 434 00:20:55,000 --> 00:21:00,000 DOUBLE PRODUCTION SPEED FOR THE GLORY OF TOOTEN POOTEN! 435 00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:01,000 >> HAH! 436 00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:04,458 AS WE SAY IN ANCIENT EGYPT, "BOO-YA! 437 00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:08,958 HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?" [MOM SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE] 438 00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:10,144 >> "YEAH, THANKS, DAD." 439 00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,958 THANKS A LOT. 440 00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:14,442 THIS IS WHY WE NEVER VISIT!" >> HAVING A PYRAMID IS SO. 441 00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:22,167 AWESOME, GRANDPA. 442 00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,000 >> YEP, IT SURE IS. 443 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,061 >> GEE, I'M GETTING KIND OF HUNGRY. 444 00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,333 I'M GONNA GO GRAB A PIZZA. 445 00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:28,250 >> HUH! 446 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,458 THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 447 00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:31,042 >> WHY NOT, YO? 448 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:34,292 >> A PHARAOH IS ALWAYS ENTOMBED IN HIS PYRAMID, AND THE PYRAMID. 449 00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:35,917 IS ALMOST COMPLETE. 450 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,042 ONCE THEY SEAL THAT HOLE UP THERE, WE CAN NEVER LEAVE. 451 00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,083 >> NEVER LEAVE?! 452 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,042 NO! 453 00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:55,958 HELP! 454 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,208 GET ME OUT OF HERE! 455 00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:59,018 >> HEY! QUIET! 456 00:21:59,042 --> 00:22:02,167 BOYCHICK, IF YOU DON'T STOP YOUR KVETCHING, I'll GIVE YOU. 457 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,458 SUCH A POTCH ON YOUR TUCHUS. 458 00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:07,042 >> THIS IS TOTALLY MESSED UP, YO. 459 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:18,125 LIGHTNING BOLT! 460 00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:21,083 >> OW! OOH... >> ZAP! 461 00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:21,708 >> LIGHTNING BOLT! 462 00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:23,917 LIGHTNING BOLT! 463 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:24,708 >> ZAP! 464 00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:25,875 >> LIGHTNING BOLT! 465 00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:27,667 LIGHTNING BOLT, LIGHTNING BOLT! 466 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:28,458 LIGHTNING BOLT! 467 00:22:28,542 --> 00:22:30,167 >> OW! OW! 468 00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:33,042 [BILLY CHUCKLING] 469 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,018 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 470 00:22:35,042 --> 00:22:36,684 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... ] 471 00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:37,708 >> IDIOTS!