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[LAUGHING]

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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T
SUCCEED, YOU'RE NOT ME.

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HEY, BILLY BOY.

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HOW WAS SCHOOL?

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NOT GOOD.

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I FEEL LIKE I SPENT THE WHOLE
DAY WITH A CLAMP ON MY HEAD.

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I NEED A NAP.

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SHOULD WE TELL HIM HE DOES
HAVE A CLAMP ON HIS HEAD?

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NOW, WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?!

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OH, HI, DAD.

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OH, HEY, HIDEOUS GIANT SPIDER.

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[SCREAMS] OW!

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BED?!

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OH, I'M SO GLAD
YOU'RE HERE, DAD.

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IT SEEMS I CAME DOWN WITH
A CASE OF THE SPIDERPOX.

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SO I THOUGHT: WHAT BETTER WAY
TO GET BETTER THAN TO HAVE MY DAD

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TAKE CARE OF ME?

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WELL, NOW THAT I KNOW YOU'RE
HERE, I'M GONNA TAKE A NICE LONG

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NAP.

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AAH.

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OH, SORRY THAT ALL MY
SORES POPPING ON YOUR SHEET.

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I GOTTA GET THAT THING OUT
OF MY BED WITHOUT TOUCHING IT.

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BUT HOW?

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THINK, BILLY.

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THINK!

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AW, GLADYS, WOULD
YOU LOOK AT THAT.

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OUR LITTLE BOY
ASLEEP IN OUR BED.

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YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE
TO DO WHEN HE'S LIKE THIS?

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GET OUT OF MY BED, BILLY!

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JUST PRECIOUS.

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[MEOWS] [HISSING]

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[GRUNTING] HEY, BILLY.

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WHY YOU SLEEPING ON THE GROUND?

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BECAUSE MY CAT HATES ME, MY
DAD CAN'T LEARN TO SHARE, OH,

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AND A GIANT SPIDER WHO WON'T
GET OUT OF MY BED THINKS I'M HIS

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DADDY.

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IF YOU ARE THE SPIDER'S
DADDY, DOESN'T THAT MAKE MANDY

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THE SPIDER'S MOMMY?

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I MEAN, YOU GUYS
ARE MARRIED, RIGHT?

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MARRIED?

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PUDDING, YOU'RE A GENIUS!

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HEY, WHAT A MINUTE, PUDDING.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OUTSIDE SO LATE?

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OH, WE LIVE OUTSIDE.

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I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES.

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HEY.

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[SNORING] 3 A.M.

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IT'S EITHER A BLOODTHIRSTY
VAMPIRE OR BILLY WITH SOME

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DIMWIT PLAN THAT INCLUDES ME.

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PLEASE, PLEASE BE A VAMPIRE.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR] ALL RIGHT.

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HOLD ON.

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MANDY, MY LOVE, WILL YOU
TAKE THIS RING AND MARRY ME?

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BILLY, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT TIME IT IS?

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IT'S TIME FOR TWO PEOPLE WHO
LOVES EACH OTHER TO ENTER A BOND

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OF MATRIMONY.

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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT MATRIMONY IS.

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AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.

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I GOT SOME FOR LUNCH TODAY.

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WHAT?

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MATRIMONY AND CHEESE.

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YEAH.

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WELL, FIRST OFF, ROMEO,
THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL RING.

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IT'S A BALLOON.

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NO, IT'S NOT.

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IT'S A RARE FUDGE
SWIRLIAN GEMSTONE.

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IT'S A BALLOON.

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NO, IT'S NOT.

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THEN OPEN YOUR FINGERS.

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NO!

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OPEN YOUR FINGERS
OR I OPEN YOUR RIBCAGE.

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NOW, YOU WANT TO CUT TO THE
CHASE AND TELL ME WHAT'S GOING

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ON?

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[SCREAMING AND BABBLING] OK.

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I NEED YOU TO MARRY ME.

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THAT WAY YOU'LL BE THE
GIANT SPIDER'S MOMMY.

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YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF HIM UNTIL
HE'S OVER HIS SPIDERPOX AND CAN

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GET OUT OF MY BED.

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IT'S ALL VERY SIMPLE.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

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HMM?

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BILLY, TURN AROUND.

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WELL, OK.

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OW!

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[GRUNTING] GOOD NIGHT, BILLY.

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[SNORING] AAGH!

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WHAT THE?

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HOW THE?

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WHY THE?

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SPIDERPOX.

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BILLY, WAKE UP.

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WHAT THE... WHAT THE... HUH?

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HUH?!

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BILLY, UP HERE.

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WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME, BILLY?

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[STAMMERING] [SCREAMING]

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[STAMMERING] WHAT HAPPENED?!

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YOU'RE A... [SCREAMS]

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BILLY, BE QUIET
AND LISTEN TO ME.

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I THINK I HAVE SPIDERPOX.

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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ME IS
GETTING WORSE BY THE MINUTE.

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YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW
WHERE THIS WEB IS COMING FROM.

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I NEED TO FIND GRIM.

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OH, SURE.

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HE'S... AAH!

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YOU'RE A SP-SP-SP...
OH, FORGET IT.

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[WHISTLING] AND NOW
BACK TO "EVERYBODY

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LOVES RAINMAN."

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I THINK MY WIFE HATES ME.

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YEAH.

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DEFINITELY HATES ME.

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[LAUGHING] HUH?

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HELP!

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ALL THIS WEEPING IS
MAKING ME HUNGRY.

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I'M STARVING TO DEATH.

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HA HA HA HA HA!

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HMM.

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LET'S SEE.

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I KNOW THEY'RE BACK HERE.

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AH, HERE WE GO.

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I'VE BEEN SAVING YOU TWO.

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A LITTLE FIBER.

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A LITTLE DAIRY.

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NOW WE'RE TALKING.

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BOTTOMS UP.

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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SOMETHING'S NOT
QUITE RIGHT AROUND.

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WHERE IS EVERY... AH.

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SINISTER SALT SUBSTITUTE.

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AH, THERE WE GO.

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COME TO PAPA.

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HUH? WHAT?

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WHAT WAS THAT?

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BILLY.

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HEY!

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WHAT THE... OH, NO.

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[SCREAMING] MOM?

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DAD?

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GRIM?

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CAT WHOSE NAME I CAN'T REMEMBER?

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BILLY, UP HERE.

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GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.

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HEY, HOW COME I WASN'T
INVITED TO THE BIG WEB PARTY?

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BOY, I TELL YOU.

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GUYS FALLS ASLEEP, AND
IT'S FORGET YOU LATER.

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MM-HMM.

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BILLY, LISTEN TO ME.

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GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW.

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IT'S MANDY.

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SHE'S... SHE'S WHAT, GRIM?

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A GREAT BIG SPIDER?

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OH, HEY, MANDY.

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[HISSING] [SCREAMING]

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MOM, DAD, GRIM, HELP!

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GO AWAY!

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LEGS TOO TIRED!

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CAN'T KEEP RUNNING!

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HOLD ON, BILLY.

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I'M COMING.

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BILLY, IT'S ME.

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GRIM, I THINK... AAH!

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ROLLING HEAD!

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BILLY, WAIT.

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[GASPING] I'M IN MY HAPPY SPACE.

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BILLY, BILLY, WE
DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

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MANDY HAS COME
DOWN WITH SPIDERPOX.

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SPIDERPOX?

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BUT THAT GIANT SPIDER... SHH.

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WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

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THE ONLY CURE IS MAGIC SPIDER
VENOM FROM THE SPIDER SHE

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CONTRACTED IT FROM.

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DO YOU KNOW WHERE
SUCH A SPIDER IS?

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UH... I COULD CHECK MY ROOM.

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WHY DID I KNOW YOU
WERE GOING TO SAY THAT?

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[SCREAMING] GO, BILLY,
AND SPARE US ALL FROM

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AGONIZING DOOM!

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[SCREAMING] WOW!

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HOW'D I DO THAT?

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[SCREAMS] HEY, DAD.

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COME BACK TO KEEP
YOUR LITTLE BOY COMPANY.

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QUIET!

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YOU'D DO ANYTHING FOR ME, HUH?

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YEP. YOU BET.

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ANYTHING FOR YOU, DAD.

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I NEED YOU TO FILL
THIS CUP WITH VENOM.

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WHOA.

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FOR A MINUTE THERE, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA ASK ME TO STOP

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LOVING YOU 'CAUSE THAT'S
THE ONE THING I CAN'T DO, DAD.

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JUST SHUT UP AND FILL THE CUP!

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OH, NO.

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YOUR FANGS ARE POINTED UP.

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CUPS DON'T WORK THAT WAY.

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I'VE TRIED.

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NO PROBLEMO, DAD.

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CHECK THIS OUT.

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PRETTY COOL TRICK, HUH?

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ALL RIGHTY.

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MILK AWAY.

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EW.

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THERE YOU GO, DAD.

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SAY, WHAT DO YOU GOT
PLANNED FOR THIS STUFF ANYWAY?

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[CRASH] [PANTING]

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OH, MY GOSH.

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DAD, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

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SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

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SHE'S LIKE THE MOM I NEVER HAD.

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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
MOM I NEVER HAD.

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YES!

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HUH? WHAT?

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THAT'S IT.

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EAT MY HEAD LIKE A
REAL MOTHER WOULD.

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YES!

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[GASPS] [GROANING]

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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BITE
HARDER TO CRACK THE EXOSKELETON,

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MOMMY.

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[SPITS] BILLY, WHAT
JUST HAPPENED?

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YOU WERE A BIG,
MEAN, GIANT SPIDER.

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BUT FIRST THIS OTHER SPIDER WAS
IN MY BED, AND THEN GRIM'S HEAD

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POPPED OFF... WHOA.

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HOLD ON THERE,
JACKSON. JUST TELL ME.

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WERE YOU INVOLVED IN ANY WAY?

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WELL, YEAH.

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I GUESS YOU COULD... OK.

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THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW.

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I'M OUT OF HERE.

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WILL YOU BE MY MOMMY?

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DOES A CHICKEN WEAR UNDERWEAR?

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WELL... [CLUCKING]
I'D HAVE TO SAY...

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING.

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ALL YOU GOTS TO DO IS GO
AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK.

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UH, SURE, DAD.

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IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.

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ANYTHING FOR YOU.

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WOW.

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BILLY, I'M IMPRESSED.

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WELL, MANDY, I AM A MAN.

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AND SOMETIMES A
MAN MUST BE TOUGH.

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AND WHEN LIFE GETS
TOUGH, WHAT DOES A MAN DO?

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WASH IT DOWN WITH SOME LEMONADE.

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[BURPS] WHAT?

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I'M FINE.

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UH-OH.

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AH, YOU'RE AWAKE.

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MOST KIDS WHO DRINK HALF A
CUP OF SPIDER VENOM DON'T LIVE TO

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TELL ABOUT IT, BUT THEN MOST
KIDS AREN'T FRIENDS WITH THE

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GRIM REAPER.

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I WANT WAFFLES AND ICE CREAM.

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I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS, BILLY.

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IT SEEMS YOU WERE CARRYING THE
SPIDERPOX VIRUS ON YOUR UNWASHED

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HANDS.

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00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,101
SO EVERYONE YOU TOUCHED AND
EVERYONE THEY TOUCHED BECAME

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INFECTED.

252
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WOW!

253
00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:02,375
IT MUST HAVE TAKEN A LOT OF
SPIDER VENOM TO CURE ALL THOSE

254
00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:04,292
PEOPLE, HUH?

255
00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,542
OH, NO.

256
00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:08,000
YOU TOLD JEFF TO LEAVE
AND NEVER COME BACK.

257
00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:09,750
WE COULDN'T GET ANY MORE VENOM.

258
00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:13,042
WELL, HOW BAD CAN IT BE?

259
00:11:13,125 --> 00:11:18,667
[GRUNTING] NICE GOING, GENIUS.

260
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:21,083
[GASPING] [SCREAMS]

261
00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:25,542
GOOD MORNING, SON.

262
00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:28,958
[MEOW] [SCREAMS]

263
00:11:29,042 --> 00:11:30,125
OH, HELLO, BILLY.

264
00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:31,458
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME EGGS...

265
00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:34,875
BEFORE I DEVOUR YOUR HEAD?!

266
00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:39,375
[SCREAMING]

267
00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:56,500
HONEY, PLEASE COME
OUT OF THE BATHROOM.

268
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,000
NO!

269
00:11:58,083 --> 00:12:00,583
BUT IT'S BEEN 15 DAYS.

270
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:03,185
OH, IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEONE
FAMOUS WHO COULD TELL US WHAT TO

271
00:12:03,209 --> 00:12:04,976
DO.

272
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,208
[GASPS] THE GRIM REAPER!

273
00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:10,875
YOU'RE A BIG-TIME
UNDERWORLD CELEBRITY.

274
00:12:10,958 --> 00:12:12,208
THAT'S RIGHT.

275
00:12:12,292 --> 00:12:15,708
AND WHEN US BIG-TIME CELEBRITIES
NEED TO MAKE A BIG MOVE, WE USE

276
00:12:15,792 --> 00:12:17,667
BIG MOVE LAXATIVES.

277
00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:19,208
NOW WITH 30% MORE FIBERTOL.

278
00:12:19,292 --> 00:12:21,750
THAT'S A LOT OF FIBERTOL.

279
00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:24,167
JUST IMAGINE THIS TRAFFIC
JAM IS YOU TRYING TO GO TO THE

280
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,333
BATHROOM.

281
00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:28,000
BIG MOVE LAXATIVES
GET THINGS MOVING AGAIN.

282
00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:29,125
AHH.

283
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,125
YOU'RE LOOKING AT A NEW MONSTER.

284
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:33,000
DON'T GO IN THERE.

285
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:37,625
[LAUGHTER] NO, SERIOUSLY.

286
00:12:37,708 --> 00:12:38,958
DON'T GO IN THERE.

287
00:12:39,042 --> 00:12:40,083
BIG MOVE LAXATIVES.

288
00:12:40,167 --> 00:12:43,083
WHEN IT'S TIME TO MAKE
YOUR MOVE, MAKE IT A BIG MOVE.

289
00:12:43,167 --> 00:12:46,000
NOW YOU CAN WIN A CHANCE TO
SPEND A DAY WITH ME, THE FAMOUS

290
00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:48,667
GRIM REAPER,
COURTESY OF BIG MOVE.

291
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:52,167
JUST WRITE IN 500 WORDS OR
LESS ALL THE FUN THINGS WE'D DO.

292
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:53,500
CONTEST RULES ON EACH BILL.

293
00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:55,792
ENTER TODAY.

294
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,208
NOT BAD, EH?

295
00:12:57,292 --> 00:12:59,125
YOU LOOK FAT ON TV.

296
00:12:59,208 --> 00:13:00,542
THANKS.

297
00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:01,792
THANKS FOR THAT.

298
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,917
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT
TO WIN A DAY WITH YOU?

299
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,792
YOU TWO GREMLINS ARE LOOKING
AT THE HOTTEST NEW SPOKESPERSON

300
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:07,875
IN THE UNDERWORLD.

301
00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:09,917
YOU'RE NOT THAT
EXCITING, YOU KNOW.

302
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,917
SAYS THE BOY HE EATS
HIS BOOGERS ON TOAST.

303
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,458
[DOORBELL RINGS] OH, HE'S HERE!

304
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:17,792
THE CONTEST WINNER!

305
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:20,167
NOW, REMEMBER I'M A
BIG-SHOT IDOL TO THIS GUY.

306
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:23,083
SO WHEN HE SEES ME, HE MAY
START, WELL, YOU KNOW, SCREAMING

307
00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:25,750
AND CRYING AND LOSE
CONTROL OF HIS BLADDER.

308
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:26,667
SO BE READY.

309
00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:34,750
[DOORBELL RINGING] YES.

310
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:42,292
[DOORBELL RINGING] HELLO.

311
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:43,583
HI, MISTER.

312
00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,708
MY NAME IS FRED FREDBURGER.

313
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,708
I CAN SPELL MY NAME REAL GOOD.

314
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:55,792
F-R-E-D F-R-E-D-B-U-R... G-E-R.

315
00:13:56,833 --> 00:13:57,833
FRED FREDBURGER! YES.

316
00:13:58,625 --> 00:13:59,667
HEY, GUESS WHAT.

317
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:05,583
I CAN FIT TWO FINGERS
IN MY BELLY BUTTON.

318
00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,125
WHOA!

319
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:11,708
YES, IT IS I, THE GRIM... LOOK!

320
00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:15,292
NO NOSE!

321
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,375
FRED? YES?

322
00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:17,958
YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.

323
00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:20,042
I'M WAITING FOR A
BIG FAN TO ARRIVE.

324
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,042
I WON A CONTEST.

325
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:24,000
I WROTE THE BEST ESSAY EVER.

326
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,125
MY MAMA TOLD ME SO.

327
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,542
SEE?

328
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,018
WHAT'S IT SAY?

329
00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:34,792
"I WANT TO EET SUM
FROZUN YOGERT."

330
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,083
HE GETS 500 WORDS OF WISH
FULFILLMENT, AND THAT'S ALL HE

331
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,292
PUT?

332
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:41,875
HE'S OBVIOUSLY A MAN
OF SIMPLE PLEASURES.

333
00:14:41,958 --> 00:14:43,458
WHOA!

334
00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:45,458
VERY SIMPLE.

335
00:14:45,542 --> 00:14:46,667
THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.

336
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:51,208
YOU TWO WATCH
HIM TILL I GET BACK.

337
00:14:51,292 --> 00:14:53,250
THIS IS SOME KIND
OF JOKE, RIGHT?

338
00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:56,167
I'M A PROFESSIONAL CELEBRITY
SQUANDERING MY TALENT ON STUFF

339
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,125
LIKE THIS?

340
00:14:57,208 --> 00:15:05,208
I DEMAND TO SEE
THE OTHER ENTRIES.

341
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:17,708
OH!

342
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:21,083
ALL THESE PEOPLE WANTED
TO SPEND THE DAY WITH ME.

343
00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:25,833
I'M HAVING AN
EMOTIONAL OVERFLOW.

344
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:26,917
READ A LETTER.

345
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:27,917
ANY LETTER.

346
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,125
WITH PLEASURE.

347
00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:37,208
"I WANT TO EET SUM
FROZUN YOGERT."

348
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,500
"FROZUN YOGERT."

349
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:42,042
HOW COME THESE ARE ALL THE SAME?

350
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:46,042
BECAUSE FRED FREDBURGER
WROTE EVERY SINGLE ONE.

351
00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,018
NOBODY ELSE EVEN ENTERED.

352
00:15:48,042 --> 00:15:49,500
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

353
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:50,583
SEE THIS CHART?

354
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:51,625
YES.

355
00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:54,417
THIS CHART HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH US.

356
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:58,000
NOW, THIS CHART... THIS CHART
SHOWS SALES HAVE BEEN DECLINING

357
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,125
EVER SINCE WE HIRED YOU.

358
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:03,333
APPARENTLY NO ONE WANTS TO
BUY A PRODUCT WITH DEATH ON IT.

359
00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:07,976
WHOSE DUMB IDEA WAS
IT TO HIRE YOU ANYWAYS?

360
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,417
OH, GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE.

361
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,625
I'll MAKE SURE FRED FREDBURGER
HAS THE BEST DAY OF HIS LIFE.

362
00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:15,083
IT'LL BE A
PUBLIC-RELATIONS SUCCESS.

363
00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:19,958
OH, IT HAD BETTER BE, OR ELSE
WE SHALL TEACH YOU THE NEW

364
00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:25,208
MEANING OF CORPORATE
RESPONSIBILITY.

365
00:16:25,292 --> 00:16:33,000
[GULP] I LIKE FROZEN YOGURT.

366
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:37,292
HEY, THIS FROZEN YOGURT
TASTES LIKE INVISIBLE.

367
00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:39,833
YOU GOTTA PICK A FLAVOR FIRST.

368
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:41,083
ANY FLAVOR YOU CHOOSE.

369
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,583
JUST TELL THE NICE
MAN WHAT YOU WANT.

370
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:46,125
OH, BOY!

371
00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:48,625
HEY, WHAT FLAVOR
IS THAT BROWN ONE?

372
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:49,708
CHOCOLATE.

373
00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:50,667
I LIKE CHOCOLATE.

374
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,458
YES.

375
00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:55,750
HEY, WHAT FLAVOR
IS THAT GREEN ONE?

376
00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:56,833
MINT.

377
00:16:56,917 --> 00:17:01,083
I LIKE MINT, MINT,
MINT, MINT, MINT.

378
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:03,875
HEY, WHAT FLAVOR
IS THE BROWN ONE?

379
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:05,038
CHOCOLATE. I LIKE CHOCOLATE.

380
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,042
YES.

381
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,833
HEY, WHAT FLAVOR IS THE GREEN?

382
00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:09,997
LOOK. THE GREEN ONE IS MINT.

383
00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:11,652
THE BROWN ONE IS
CHOCOLATE. GOT IT?

384
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:15,042
YES.

385
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:18,042
HEY, WHAT FLAVOR IS THE...
JUST GET HIM BOTH FLAVORS.

386
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:19,958
YOU WANT TOPPINGS ON THAT, SIR?

387
00:17:20,042 --> 00:17:26,583
WHAT KIND OF... ALL
OF THE TOPPINGS!

388
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:28,083
AAGH!

389
00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:28,875
AAH!

390
00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:33,042
AAGH!

391
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:38,083
AAH!

392
00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:39,208
AAGH!

393
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:42,958
AAH.

394
00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:51,042
AAGH!

395
00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:55,333
IT'S LIKE STUPID IN STEREO.

396
00:17:55,417 --> 00:17:57,917
AAGH!

397
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
HERE, MANDY.

398
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:03,792
TAKE A PICTURE TO COMMEMORATE
THIS EXCITING MOMENT.

399
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:09,542
ZOOM IN SO YOU SEE
MY FEATURES CLEARLY.

400
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,000
NO.

401
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:12,309
THAT ONE DIDN'T COUNT.
HIS MOUTH WAS OPEN.

402
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,042
TRY AGAIN.

403
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:16,250
FRED, STOP EATING.

404
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,125
FRED?

405
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:18,250
YES?

406
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,708
YOU WANT THIS PICTURE
TO BE REAL NICE, DON'T YOU?

407
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:22,083
YES.

408
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,184
AND YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO
SHOW IT TO THE NICE PEOPLE AT THE...

409
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,417
LOOK AT ME, FRED.

410
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,417
SHOW IT TO THE NICE PEOPLE WHO
ARE PAYING FOR ALL THIS, RIGHT?

411
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,208
MY YOGURT IS MELTING.

412
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:32,583
FORGET THE YOGURT FOR A SECOND.

413
00:18:32,667 --> 00:18:33,500
NO.

414
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:35,000
WAIT TILL WE SMILE.

415
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,083
DANG IT, FRED. WAIT!

416
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:37,542
OK, MANDY.

417
00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:38,625
TAKE THE PICTURE.

418
00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:42,000
[CRYING] WELL,
NOW YOU'RE RUINING

419
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:45,042
THE... STOP TAKING PICTURES.

420
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,250
AND, YOU, STOP CRYING NOW.

421
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:48,917
GIVE ME THAT SPOON.

422
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,042
NOW SMILE.

423
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,167
BIGGER!

424
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,417
TAKE THE PICTURE ALREADY.

425
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,917
YOU TOLD ME TO STOP.

426
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,208
I MEANT STOP WHEN
WE WEREN'T READY.

427
00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:01,333
BUT NOW WE'RE READY.

428
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:03,167
I WASN'T READY!

429
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:05,958
MY FACE HURTS.

430
00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:07,042
NOW? YES.

431
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:08,125
NOW.

432
00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:09,208
TAKE IT.

433
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,583
HEY, CAN I BE IN THE
PIC... DANG IT, BILLY!

434
00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:18,018
I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR HEAD OFF.

435
00:19:18,042 --> 00:19:26,042
NO!

436
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:35,042
[SCREAMING] OH, NO!

437
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:37,125
YOU... MY YOGURT!

438
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:38,042
NO, FRED.

439
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:39,375
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

440
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:42,625
FRED FREDBURGER!

441
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:45,833
GOOD GOING, YOGURT KILLER.

442
00:19:45,917 --> 00:19:49,833
FRED, WHERE'D YOU GO?

443
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:52,042
FRED, COME OUT OF THE FREEZER.

444
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,976
[SCREAMING] PLEASE,
FRED, THE C.E.O.s ARE.

445
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,208
GONNA BEAT ME UP.

446
00:19:56,292 --> 00:19:59,458
[SCREAMING] BILLY,
MANDY, WHAT AM I GONNA

447
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:00,625
DO?

448
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:03,061
I'M DEAD MEAT IF HE
DOESN'T HAVE A GOOD TIME.

449
00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:04,125
GIVE ME THAT ESSAY.

450
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:05,125
OK.

451
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:08,333
BUT I DON'T SEE
WHAT GOOD THIS WILL...

452
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,917
HERE.

453
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,958
OH, FRED?

454
00:20:12,042 --> 00:20:13,458
HEY, FRED, LOOK.

455
00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:16,000
WE HAVEN'T DONE EVERYTHING
ON YOUR LIST YET, SEE.

456
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,083
YOU WROTE THAT YOU WANT
TO GO TO SASSY CAT LAND.

457
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:19,167
I WROTE THAT? UH-HUH.

458
00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:20,958
YOU SURE DID. RIGHT?

459
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:22,208
YEAH!

460
00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:24,583
'CAUSE YOU LOVE
ALL THE FUN RIDES!

461
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:26,792
AND THE SILLY CHARACTERS.

462
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:29,750
AND THE HOT DOGS
AND NACHOS AND...

463
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:30,708
I LIKE NACHOS!

464
00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:32,583
YES!

465
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:35,208
SEE, FRED, THIS IS
GONNA BE GREAT.

466
00:20:35,292 --> 00:20:37,542
THERE'S NOTHING MORE FUN
THAN AMUSEMENT PARK RIDES.

467
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:42,042
YES.

468
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:48,750
[LAUGHING] [SCREAMING]

469
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:51,000
I'M SO HAPPY TO HEAR
YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELF.

470
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,375
HOLY MOLY!

471
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:55,976
FRED FREDBURGER!

472
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,792
WELL, I GUESS MY
ENDORSEMENT PREMIER IS...

473
00:20:58,875 --> 00:20:59,708
HISTORY.

474
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,750
DO YOU HEAR ME, REAPER?

475
00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:04,208
FRED FREDBURGER IS HISTORY.

476
00:21:04,292 --> 00:21:07,125
WELL, TECHNICALLY THEY
NEVER FOUND THE BODY.

477
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:11,083
SO IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE
THAT... THIS IS FOR RUINING OUR

478
00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:14,000
COMPANY, CHUCKWAD.

479
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:17,458
AND BY THE WAY, YOU'RE FIRED.

480
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,083
OH, WHY, MOMMY?

481
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:21,167
WHY?

482
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,708
[CRYING] HEY, I
FOUND THIS GUY, AND

483
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:48,583
HE'S HUNGRY.

484
00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:50,708
CAN HE SHARE OUR FOOD WITH US?

485
00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:51,833
SURE.

486
00:21:51,917 --> 00:21:55,976
WE HAVE PLENTY OF
NACHOS AND FROZEN YOGURT.

487
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,167
DO YOU LIKE NACHOS
AND FROZEN YOGURT?

488
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,000
YES.

489
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:00,625
MY NAME IS FRED FREDBURGER.

490
00:22:00,708 --> 00:22:01,250
THAT'S A GOOD NAME.

491
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:03,042
CAN YOU SPELL IT?

492
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:10,667
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

493
00:22:10,750 --> 00:22:12,476
[ www.ncicap.org... ] HEY,
WHAT FLAVOR IS THAT.

494
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,000
BROWN AND YELLOW ONE?

495
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,417
CHOCOLATE BANANA.

496
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,500
I LIKE BOTH CHOCOLATE
AND BANANAS.

497
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:18,458
YES.

498
00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:20,976
HEY, WHAT FLAVOR
IS THAT PINK ONE?

499
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,375
STRAWBERRY.

500
00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:24,625
HEY, WHAT FLAVOR
IS THAT ORANGE ONE?

501
00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:25,958
ORANGE.

502
00:22:26,042 --> 00:22:28,292
MMM.

503
00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:32,792
HEY, WHAT FLAVOR IS
THAT GRAYISH-WHITE ONE?

504
00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:34,458
I TASTE LIKE NACHOS.

505
00:22:34,542 --> 00:22:36,500
YES.