1 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:11,750 [LAUGHS] 2 00:00:33,958 --> 00:00:36,208 >> [EXHALES] 3 00:00:36,292 --> 00:00:38,708 EH, I'M OUT OF HERE. 4 00:00:42,958 --> 00:00:46,208 ♪ 5 00:00:56,875 --> 00:00:57,792 >> ONE! 6 00:00:57,875 --> 00:00:59,042 SHAKA-LAKA. 7 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:00,250 TWO! 8 00:01:00,333 --> 00:01:02,018 SHAKA-LAKA. 9 00:01:02,042 --> 00:01:03,042 3! 10 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:06,000 SHAKA-LAKA. 11 00:01:06,083 --> 00:01:11,083 2... >> [SOBBING] >> 98! 12 00:01:11,167 --> 00:01:16,542 299... 300! 13 00:01:16,625 --> 00:01:17,625 WHOO! 14 00:01:17,667 --> 00:01:20,102 ALL THAT NERD LIFTING'S GOT ME TIRED. 15 00:01:20,126 --> 00:01:23,583 BETTER SAVE MY STRENGTH FOR FOOTBALL TRYOUTS TOMORROW. 16 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:26,792 >> IRWIN, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS! 17 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:28,125 >> LEGS? 18 00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:32,042 IT FEELS LIKE MY UNDERPANTS ARE PULLED THROUGH MY BODY! 19 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:33,542 OH, BILLY. 20 00:01:33,625 --> 00:01:35,250 >> YES, IRWIN? 21 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:37,625 >> I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 22 00:01:37,708 --> 00:01:41,708 I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING TREATED LIKE THIS, AND BESIDES, 23 00:01:41,792 --> 00:01:44,083 I'M RUNNING OUT OF UNSTRETCHED DRAWERS, YO. 24 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:44,875 >> OOH! OOH! 25 00:01:44,958 --> 00:01:46,250 IRWIN, LOOK! 26 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:49,042 GO ENDSVILLE FOOTBALL JOIN. 27 00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:51,042 THE TEAM NOW? 28 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:54,375 THAT'S IT, IRWIN, I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO! 29 00:01:54,458 --> 00:01:56,167 WE'LL HANG FLYERS! 30 00:01:56,250 --> 00:02:00,042 NOBODY BEATS UP THE FLYER HANGING GUY. 31 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:02,708 >> AAH! 32 00:02:02,792 --> 00:02:06,083 >> OK, SO, I WAS THINKING, WHAT IF WE WERE. 33 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:08,125 FOOTBALL PLAYERS? 34 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:12,042 WE'D BE SO COOL THAT WE'D NEVER GET BEATEN UP AGAIN. 35 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:13,208 >> OH! OH! 36 00:02:13,292 --> 00:02:14,750 BETTER YET! 37 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:17,333 WE COULD BE FOOTBALL PLAYERS! 38 00:02:17,417 --> 00:02:21,333 WE'D BE SO COOL THAT WE'D NEVER GET BEATEN UP AGAIN! 39 00:02:21,417 --> 00:02:22,083 >> YEAH! 40 00:02:22,167 --> 00:02:24,583 WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? 41 00:02:24,667 --> 00:02:26,750 >> AHHHH! 42 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:30,458 SSSSS! 43 00:02:30,542 --> 00:02:33,208 >> PREPARE FOR PAIN, NERDS. 44 00:02:33,292 --> 00:02:37,083 >> I THOUGHT THE POINT WAS NOT TO GET BEAT UP BY BULLIES. 45 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:38,083 >> THAT'S RIGHT! 46 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:39,167 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 47 00:02:39,208 --> 00:02:42,125 MY PLAN TAKES EFFECT ONLY AFTER WE MAKE THE TEAM. 48 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,000 IRWIN, LOOK! 49 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:44,208 I GOT THE BALL. NOW WHAT? 50 00:02:45,125 --> 00:02:46,208 >> HE HAS THE BALL. 51 00:02:46,292 --> 00:02:47,167 GET HIM! 52 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:49,208 >> UH-OH! 53 00:02:49,292 --> 00:02:54,750 >> [GRUNTING] >> WHERE'D THE BALL GO? 54 00:02:54,833 --> 00:02:56,333 THE OTHER TWERP'S GOT IT! 55 00:02:56,417 --> 00:03:00,042 NERDALIZE HIM! 56 00:03:00,125 --> 00:03:01,958 >> AAH! 57 00:03:02,042 --> 00:03:03,875 I DON'T WANT THE BALL. 58 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:05,667 TAKE IT! UHH! 59 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:11,208 >> HA HA HA HA HA HA. 60 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,042 >> [PANTING] [WHISTLE BLOWS] 61 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:14,125 >> YOU! 62 00:03:14,167 --> 00:03:15,042 >> I'M SORRY. 63 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:16,625 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, YO. 64 00:03:16,708 --> 00:03:19,042 I JUST GOT HERE AND MY DOCTOR SAYS I'M ALLERGIC TO SPORTS, 65 00:03:19,125 --> 00:03:20,292 AND THEN... 66 00:03:20,375 --> 00:03:23,083 >> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE? 67 00:03:23,167 --> 00:03:25,208 >> OH, MY GOSH! 68 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,458 I'M SORRY! AAH! 69 00:03:27,542 --> 00:03:28,917 >> SORRY? 70 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,875 YOU BETTER BE SORRY, FOR NOT TELLING ME ABOUT THAT AMAZING 71 00:03:31,958 --> 00:03:33,167 ARM OF YOURS! 72 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:34,250 >> WIGGITY WHAT? 73 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:35,667 >> YOU HEARD ME! 74 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:38,375 AN ARM LIKE THAT WILL TAKE US TO THE PEE-WEE LEAGUE STATE 75 00:03:38,458 --> 00:03:39,583 CHAMPIONSHIPS! 76 00:03:39,667 --> 00:03:40,708 >> FOR REALS? 77 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:42,000 >> FOR REALS! 78 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:45,250 SON, I WANT YOU TO BE OUR NEW QUARTERBACK! 79 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:47,061 >> OOH! WHAT ABOUT ME, COACH? 80 00:03:47,085 --> 00:03:48,125 >> YOU? 81 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:50,061 YOU CAN HELP TRAIN THE TEAM. 82 00:03:50,085 --> 00:03:51,667 >> ALL RIGHT! 83 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:55,125 WE'LL FINALLY BE COOL! 84 00:03:55,208 --> 00:03:58,144 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, WELCOME TO THE VERY. 85 00:03:58,168 --> 00:04:00,875 FIRST GAME OF THE PEE-WEE LEAGUE. 86 00:04:00,958 --> 00:04:02,125 >> YAY. 87 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:03,125 >> OH, BOY! 88 00:04:03,208 --> 00:04:05,000 I GET TO TRAIN THE TEAM! 89 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:06,625 OOH! 90 00:04:06,708 --> 00:04:08,042 EEEE! GOOD ONE, SPERG. 91 00:04:08,125 --> 00:04:11,958 [LAUGHS] ALL RIGHT. WHO'S NEXT? 92 00:04:12,042 --> 00:04:13,917 UHH! MY SPLEEN! 93 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 >> THE VIOLENCE, THE SPECTACLE! 94 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:18,583 ALL WRAPPED UP IN AN ORGANIZED SPORTING EVENT. 95 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:21,059 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DRAGGED ME TO THIS CIRCUS, GRIM. 96 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:22,500 OH, NOW LOOK. 97 00:04:22,583 --> 00:04:24,708 THEY'VE BROUGHT OUT THE CLOWNS. 98 00:04:24,792 --> 00:04:26,976 >> ARE YOU READY TO CHEER? 99 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,976 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] READY, OK! 100 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,000 ♪ ENDSVILLE, NEVER WINS THE GAME! 101 00:04:35,083 --> 00:04:38,792 EVEN THE PRINCIPAL THINKS WE'RE LAME, SHOOT THE BASKET FROM THE 102 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:41,625 BASE, IT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE WE'RE ALWAYS LAST PLACE! ♪ 103 00:04:41,708 --> 00:04:46,917 GOOO, ENDSVILLE, YEAH! 104 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,042 >> ALL RIGHT, AS LONG AS I AVOID HAVING THE BALL, I JUST MIGHT. 105 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:51,833 SURVIVE THIS GAME. 106 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:55,250 [WHISTLE BLOWS] NO! UHH! 107 00:04:55,333 --> 00:04:58,000 >> THIS KID IS SOMETHING ELSE! 108 00:04:58,083 --> 00:04:59,102 >> OOH! 109 00:04:59,126 --> 00:05:01,292 >> FIRST DOWN! 110 00:05:01,375 --> 00:05:03,583 >> UM, B-B-BLUE 5? 111 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:07,042 HUT, HUT, ONE, HUT, HUT, TWO, RED HOT JABBA THE HUTT? 112 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:08,375 >> JUST HIKE THE BALL! 113 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:10,167 >> HIKE! 114 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:13,417 >> NOW PASS THE BALL! 115 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:16,083 >> GO LONG! 116 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:17,917 FARTHER! 117 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,417 DEEP! DEEP! 118 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:21,250 YEESH! 119 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:22,667 >> I'M OK! 120 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:25,375 >> PASS IT TO SOME OTHER GUY. 121 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:27,750 NOW YOU RUN! 122 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:31,500 FASTER! 123 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:32,750 >> TOUCHDOWN! 124 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:36,083 ENDSVILLE SCORES! 125 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:38,625 >> THAT WAS A-MA-ZING! 126 00:05:38,708 --> 00:05:41,667 YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY COACHED THE ENDSVILLE UNDERDOGS TO THEIR 127 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:43,458 FIRST EVER TOUCHDOWN! 128 00:05:43,542 --> 00:05:48,125 SCARY GIRL, I WANT YOU TO BE THE NEW CAPTAIN OF THE CHEERLEADERS! 129 00:05:48,208 --> 00:05:49,375 >> THAT'S NOT FAIR! 130 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:50,583 I'M THE CAPTAIN! 131 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:54,083 AND IF I GO, I'M TAKING ALL MY GIRLS WITH ME! 132 00:05:54,167 --> 00:05:55,250 >> FINE! 133 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:57,833 >> MANDY'S WAY BETTER THAN YOU ANYWAY! 134 00:05:57,917 --> 00:06:01,292 >> LISTEN HERE, MANDY, IF YOU BECOME CAPTAIN, I SWEAR, I WILL. 135 00:06:01,375 --> 00:06:03,292 NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN. 136 00:06:03,375 --> 00:06:05,958 >> WELL, I CAN'T PASS UP THAT OFFER. 137 00:06:06,042 --> 00:06:07,042 I'll DO IT! 138 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:09,958 >> OH! RRRR-YOU! 139 00:06:10,042 --> 00:06:11,018 AAH! 140 00:06:11,042 --> 00:06:19,042 [MUTTERING] [WHISTLE BLOWS] 141 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:34,018 [WHISTLE BLOWS] [WHISTLE BLOWS] 142 00:06:34,042 --> 00:06:36,833 >> MANDY, YOUR UNIQUE CHEERLEADING STYLE HAS LED US. 143 00:06:36,917 --> 00:06:38,208 TO THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS. 144 00:06:38,292 --> 00:06:39,500 WELL DONE! 145 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:42,583 >> UH, THANKS, COACH, I GUESS. 146 00:06:42,667 --> 00:06:46,500 >> YOU KNOW, I'M SO GLAD WE GOT RID OF WHAT'S-HER-FACE... CINDY! 147 00:06:46,583 --> 00:06:48,000 WHAT A LOSER SHE WAS. 148 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:50,167 ALWAYS BRINGING US DOWN. 149 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:56,625 >> [SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY] [SOBBING] 150 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,833 >> WHY WON'T COACH KILGORE LET ME BE CAPTAIN? 151 00:06:59,917 --> 00:07:02,042 IT'S JUST NOT FAIR. 152 00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:05,250 >> ♪ HEY THERE, GIRL, DON'T YOU FROWN, TURN THAT SMILE 153 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:08,083 UPSIDE DOWN! ♪ >> WHAT WAS THAT? 154 00:07:08,167 --> 00:07:11,083 WHO IS THERE? 155 00:07:11,167 --> 00:07:15,167 >> I'M CARRIE ANN, PATRON SAINT OF CHEERLEADERS! 156 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:19,583 ♪ I HEARD YOUR WHINY CHATTER, NOW TELL ME WHAT'S THE MATTER! ♪ 157 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:24,042 >> OH, CARRIE ANN, THIS TOTAL LOSER NAMED MANDY STOLE MY SPOT. 158 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:27,167 AS CAPTAIN OF THE CHEERLEADERS, AND NOW SHE GETS TO CHEER AT THE 159 00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:29,018 STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS. 160 00:07:29,042 --> 00:07:31,250 NO ONE WILL LOVE ME IF I'M NOT A CHEERLEADER. 161 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:32,542 I NEED ATTENTION! 162 00:07:32,625 --> 00:07:35,042 MOMMY, WHY WON'T YOU HOLD ME? 163 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:38,976 [SOBBING] >> ♪ RIGHT NOW, MANDY'S IN THE 164 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,417 TOP PERCENT, BUT WHAT IF SHE HAD AN ACCIDENT? ♪ 165 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:45,750 >> AN ACCIDENT, HUH? 166 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:50,333 CARRIE ANN, YOU IS TALKIN' CRAZY, AND I THINK I LIKES IT. 167 00:07:50,417 --> 00:07:56,750 [LAUGHTER] >> WELCOME TO THE BIG. 168 00:07:56,833 --> 00:08:00,542 GAME, THE PEE-WEE LEAGUE STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS! 169 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:03,417 [CROWD CHEERING] >> ALL RIGHT, MANDY, THE OTHER. 170 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:07,833 TEAM LOOKS TOUGH, BUT AS LONG AS YOU'RE 100%, I THINK WE CAN WIN 171 00:08:07,917 --> 00:08:10,625 THIS CHAMPIONSHIP! 172 00:08:10,708 --> 00:08:14,000 >> JUST STAY OUT OF MY WAY, COACH, AND LET ME DO MY JOB. 173 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:16,208 >> OK, CARRIE ANN, I'M IN POSITION. 174 00:08:16,292 --> 00:08:17,500 NOW WHAT DO I DO? 175 00:08:17,583 --> 00:08:20,250 >> ♪ I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, SWITCH BOTTLES 176 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,583 WITH WHAT MANDY'S DRINKIN'! ♪ >> WHAT'S THIS? 177 00:08:23,667 --> 00:08:25,167 I DON'T WANT TO POISON HER. 178 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:26,708 OR SHOULD I? 179 00:08:26,792 --> 00:08:29,750 >> ♪ IT'S NOT POISON, IT'S CHAMOMILE TEA, ONE SIP WILL MAKE 180 00:08:29,833 --> 00:08:37,750 HER SUPER SLEEPY! ♪ GO, SLEEP, GO! WHOO! 181 00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:39,083 >> BOY, AM I THIRSTY. 182 00:08:39,167 --> 00:08:42,144 GOOD THING THERE IS THIS CONVENIENTLY-LOCATED BOTTLE. 183 00:08:42,168 --> 00:08:47,542 HA! [GULPING] >> HEY, BUDDY, CAN WE TAKE A. 184 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:49,167 SWIG OF THAT? 185 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:54,208 [GULPING] >> [GULPING] 186 00:08:54,292 --> 00:08:56,167 >> AHH. 187 00:08:57,708 --> 00:09:00,292 >> GET UP! THIS ISN'T NAP TIME! 188 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:02,083 >> OH, PUT ME IN! 189 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,833 >> HMM, LEMME THINK. 190 00:09:04,917 --> 00:09:08,167 NO WAY! 191 00:09:08,250 --> 00:09:13,292 [INHALES, BLOWS] >> HUH? 192 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:15,875 [SNORING] 193 00:09:23,917 --> 00:09:26,083 >> WHAT IN TARNATION? 194 00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:30,333 >> [GROANING] >> I HAVE THE WORST LUCK! 195 00:09:30,417 --> 00:09:31,667 UHH. 196 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:34,792 OK, BILLY, YOU'RE ALL I GOT LEFT. 197 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,542 GET IN THERE! 198 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:38,750 >> YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, COACH! 199 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:40,750 HOWDY DO, BUCKAROOS. 200 00:09:40,833 --> 00:09:43,875 >> LISTEN, PUKES, WE ARE THE ONLY 3 PLAYERS LEFT. 201 00:09:43,958 --> 00:09:45,167 ON THE TEAM. 202 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:48,542 IF YOU HELP ME WIN THIS GAME, I PROMISE I'll NEVER BEAT UP YOU. 203 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,625 MISERABLE DWEEBS AGAIN. 204 00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:53,250 >> IRWIN, THIS IS WHAT WE WANTED ALL ALONG! 205 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:54,750 >> I KNOW, YO! 206 00:09:54,833 --> 00:09:55,500 >> GIVE ME THAT BALL! 207 00:09:55,583 --> 00:09:57,185 >> NO WAIT, BILLY! 208 00:09:57,209 --> 00:10:01,542 >> SHOTGUN, SET, HIKE! 209 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:02,667 >> BILLY! 210 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:05,625 YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY! 211 00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,875 >> TOUCHDOWN! 212 00:10:07,958 --> 00:10:09,226 >> IT'S ALL TIED UP, FOLKS. 213 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:11,018 THIS IS ANYONE'S GAME. 214 00:10:11,042 --> 00:10:13,042 >> MANDY, YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING. 215 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:15,542 BILLY'S GOING TO LOSE THIS WHOLE TEAM FOR US. 216 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:18,167 >> WHAT ELSE IS NEW? 217 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:21,167 OK, JERKWADS, THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GOING TO BEAT THESE GUYS 218 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:24,167 IS BY RESORTING TO OLD-SCHOOL, CARTOONY SHENANIGANS. 219 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:26,833 >> IS IT POSSIBLE TO RUIN THIS PART? 220 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,083 >> NOT FROM A FOOTBALL COACH. 221 00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:31,417 >> CARRIE ANN, I'M FREAKING OUT! 222 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:34,667 THE GAME'S ALMOST OVER, AND I'M STILL NOT HEAD CHEERLEADER! 223 00:10:34,750 --> 00:10:39,042 >> ♪ TO BE RID OF MANDY, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY, USE A SUPER PLASMA 224 00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:42,958 GAMMA RAY! ♪ GO EVIL SCIENCE, YEAH! 225 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:46,208 >> OOH, IT'S PINK AND IT MATCHES MY PURSE AND I LIKE IT. 226 00:10:46,292 --> 00:10:47,458 >> YOU GUYS READY? 227 00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:49,125 THIS IS OUR LAST PLAY. 228 00:10:49,208 --> 00:10:52,417 [GULP] [WHISTLE BLOWS] 229 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:55,167 [WHIMPERING] 230 00:11:01,417 --> 00:11:02,976 [SPITS] 231 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,208 IRWIN, I'M OPEN! 232 00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:21,875 >> OH, I HAVE THE WORST AIM! 233 00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:23,958 >> OH, THAT'S THE GAME! 234 00:11:24,042 --> 00:11:26,000 >> THAT WAS MEANT FOR ME, WASN'T IT? 235 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,208 >> HELLO? 236 00:11:27,292 --> 00:11:29,833 YOU TOTALLY STOLE MY RIGHTFUL SPOT AT CAPTAIN? 237 00:11:29,917 --> 00:11:32,226 >> I GOTTA ADMIT, MINDY, I'M KINDA IMPRESSED THAT YOU WOULD. 238 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:35,000 GO TO SUCH LENGTHS TO BECOME A CHEERLEADER AGAIN. 239 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:36,083 >> REALLY? 240 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,518 >> I THINK YOU DESERVE YOUR JOB BACK. 241 00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:39,583 >> OH, MANDY. 242 00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:40,917 GIMME THOSE! 243 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:45,018 OH, MY SWEET BABIES, WELCOME BACK TO MOMMA. 244 00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:48,458 OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO START CHEERING AGAIN AND... HEY, 245 00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:49,625 WAIT A MINUTE. 246 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,667 FOOTBALL SEASON'S OVER! 247 00:11:51,750 --> 00:11:53,750 AAH! 248 00:11:53,833 --> 00:11:54,667 >> OOH! 249 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,375 WE CAN TRY OUT FOR TENNIS! 250 00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:58,083 >> [SOBBING] 251 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:16,750 >> [LAUGHING] 252 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:19,292 OOH! 253 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,625 HEY! HEY! HEY! 254 00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:28,250 MY KITE! 255 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,083 OOH, OOH, OW! 256 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:35,750 STUPID LOUSY DIRTY MASTER STINKY ROTTEN POOPY CRUDDY TREE! 257 00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:37,958 HEY! NO FAIR! 258 00:12:38,042 --> 00:12:41,083 >> [WHISTLING] >> I JUST LOVE A PICNIC. 259 00:12:41,167 --> 00:12:44,292 WHO DOESN'T LOVE A PICNIC? 260 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:45,583 >> MANDY! 261 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:53,667 [SOBBING] >> WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT? 262 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,208 >> TREES, MANDY. 263 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:56,542 TREES ARE EVIL. 264 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,792 THEY SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED. 265 00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:00,625 >> SO YOU GOT YOUR KITE STUCK IN A TREE? 266 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:01,958 >> AN EVIL TREE. 267 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:04,125 >> OH, DON'T BE SO STUPID, STUPID. 268 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,167 JUST THROW SOMETHING UP THERE AND KNOCK THE KITE 269 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:07,250 OUT OF THE TREE. 270 00:13:07,333 --> 00:13:08,708 >> ANYBODY GOT A CHAINSAW? 271 00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:11,059 >> COME ON, THERE'S PLENTY OF JUNK AROUND HERE WE CAN USE. 272 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,000 >> READY? 273 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,250 ARE YOU READY, BOY? 274 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,934 >> GIVE ME THAT BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF. 275 00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,250 >> HEY! 276 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:17,208 >> DON'T FRET, PUD'N. 277 00:13:17,292 --> 00:13:19,542 WE'LL BRING IT RIGHT BACK, BROTHER. 278 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:21,333 THERE'S MY KITE, MANDY. 279 00:13:21,417 --> 00:13:23,583 WAY UP THERE. 280 00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:24,583 >> STAND BACK. 281 00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:27,375 >> YOU GO, GIRL! 282 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,042 >> [GASP] MY THROWY THINGY! 283 00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:37,083 >> NEVER SAY, "YOU GO, GIRL!" >> I WANT MY THROWY THINGY! 284 00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:39,167 >> MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD LIKE TO JOIN IT. 285 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,625 >> AAH! 286 00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:41,583 >> RIGHT! 287 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,000 >> WHAT THE... NOT ME, YOU DOPE. 288 00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:44,958 >> OOPS. 289 00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:46,042 DON'T WORRY, MANDY. 290 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,875 I'll GET SOMETHING TO KNOCK YOU DOWN. 291 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,083 >> WONDERFUL. 292 00:13:51,167 --> 00:13:52,208 >> EMERGENCY! 293 00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:54,583 >> HEY! 294 00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:12,018 [DOG BARKING] >> [WHISTLING] 295 00:14:12,042 --> 00:14:15,000 >> [LAUGHS] 296 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,375 >> GRIM, QUICK! 297 00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:27,542 USE YOUR SCYTHE ON IT. 298 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,708 TORCH IT, MAYBE, OR CHOP IT LIMB FROM LIMB. 299 00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:30,458 GO AHEAD, GRIM. 300 00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:31,958 KICK SOME TREE BUTT! 301 00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:34,667 >> ALL RIGHT BILLY, BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME I SAVE YOU. 302 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,542 FROM A TREE. 303 00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:43,042 I'M AFRAID MY POWERS ARE USELESS HERE, BILLY. 304 00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:45,292 THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH NATURE IN THAT TREE. 305 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,125 THIS IS A JOB FOR A DRUID. 306 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:48,750 >> WHAT THE HECK IS A DRUID? 307 00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:51,750 >> DRUIDS ARE DOWN WITH ALL THAT NATURE MUMBO-JUMBO. 308 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:53,333 THEY TALK TO TREES. 309 00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:57,208 >> WELL, I HOPE HE'S REALLY HAIRY. 310 00:14:57,292 --> 00:15:02,292 >> I AM BASIL TARRAGON OF THE HIGH ORDER OF THE WILTED SHRUB. 311 00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:07,083 SO, HAVE YOU COME TO LEARN NATURE'S MYSTERIES? 312 00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:10,250 >> THE HORRIBLE TREE STOLE MY KITE, KIDNAPPED MANDY, 313 00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:12,958 AND ATE A WIENER DOG! 314 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,667 >> THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS, BOY. 315 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,125 TREES ARE OUR FRIENDS. 316 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:23,083 REMEMBER, EVERY PLANT AND ANIMAL IN NATURE LOVES YOU. 317 00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,917 >> HE'S A DRUID, ALL RIGHT. 318 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,542 >> THERE IS AN ANCIENT DRUIDIC RITUAL THAT WILL GET YOUR FRIEND. 319 00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:33,125 OUT OF THAT TREE, BUT THE RITUAL IS DIFFICULT AND IT TAKES 320 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,667 3 DRUIDS TO PERFORM. 321 00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:39,125 >> BUT WHEREVER WILL WE GET TWO MORE DRUIDS, MR. BASIL? 322 00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:43,018 >> I VOLUNTEER YOU, AND YOU. 323 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:48,500 YOU TWO MUST LEARN TO LOVE NATURE, AND BECOME DRUIDS, OR 324 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:53,542 YOUR FRIEND WILL BE TRAPPED IN THE TREE FOREVER! 325 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:55,125 >> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS. 326 00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:57,333 THIS IS WHERE WE WERE BEFORE! 327 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:58,185 LET'S FACE IT. 328 00:15:58,209 --> 00:15:59,417 WE'RE LOST. 329 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,833 >> IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID COMPASS. 330 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,500 IT DOESN'T HAVE UP AND DOWN! 331 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,000 >> COURSE NOT, DOOFUS! 332 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,333 YOU NEED A THERMOMETER! 333 00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:08,000 >> I'M HUNGRY. 334 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,000 >> HUH? 335 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,625 >> YOU'RE DOING A FINE JOB, BOYS. 336 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:11,833 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 337 00:16:11,917 --> 00:16:13,375 >> WHOA. 338 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:16,000 >> COME ON. 339 00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:18,875 >> HMM, LOOKS LIKE THE SUN'S GOING DOWN, AND I'M NOT SLEEPING. 340 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,083 IN A FILTHY OLD TREE ALL NIGHT. 341 00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:24,000 HERE WE GO. 342 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,667 [RINGS DOORBELL] >> [CHATTERING] 343 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,809 >> YEAH, YEAH, CUT THE CHATTER AND TAKE A HIKE, 344 00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:29,625 YOU LITTLE RODENT. 345 00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,167 I'M MOVING IN. 346 00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,792 DID I SAY RODENT? 347 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,125 EASY, NOW. 348 00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:37,125 DON'T MAKE ME GO GREYSTOKE ON YOUR FURRY BUTTS. 349 00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,750 >> [SNARLING] 350 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,542 NICE TIMING, BOYS. 351 00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:47,185 >> [CHATTERING] >> HEY, CHECK OUT ALL THE CUTE. 352 00:16:47,209 --> 00:16:48,917 LITTLE SQUIRRELS. 353 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:53,976 >> [SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY] >> TAKE THAT, FURBALL! 354 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,500 >> EAT THIS, YOU LITTLE NUTCRACKER! 355 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,375 >> YOU SQUIRRELS, KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE! 356 00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:02,458 >> HUH? 357 00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:04,917 [ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE] >> GO ON, BEAT IT, 358 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,375 YOU FURRY FREAKS. 359 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,750 LET'S SEE WHAT THESE SQUIRRELS GET ON CABLE. 360 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,101 >> ...NUTS ABOUT YOU, BABY. 361 00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:15,417 >> THE FIRST STEP IN LEARNING TO LOVE NATURE IS LEARNING. 362 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,976 TO EAT NATURE. 363 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,917 HARVEST FROM THE GREAT BOUNTY OF NATURE. 364 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,042 >> ARE YOU JOKING? 365 00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:32,375 >> AROUND HERE, WE CALL THAT PRIMORDIAL STEW! 366 00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:34,917 MY FAVORITE'S THE WIGGLY PARTS. 367 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,042 EAT UP, BOY. 368 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,167 >> [GULPING] 369 00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:44,018 I CAN ALREADY FEEL NATURE'S BENEFITS. 370 00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:48,917 [LAUGHS] ERK! 371 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,333 MUST BE ALLERGIC TO NATURE. 372 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:55,125 >> THERE'S NO WAY THAT BLOWHARD IS GETTING ME TO EAT BUGS AND. 373 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,833 SWAMP MUCK, NOT WHEN THERE'S PORK CHOPS. 374 00:17:57,917 --> 00:18:00,417 [OINKING] GOTCHA! 375 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,750 AHA! 376 00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:03,042 WHAT'S GOING ON? 377 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,000 AAH! 378 00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,917 >> NOW, THAT'S THE SPIRIT, GRIM! 379 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,083 WASTE NOT, WANT NOT, I ALWAYS SAY. 380 00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:19,018 I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE HOW TO TALK TO A TREE. 381 00:18:19,042 --> 00:18:22,208 NOW, LISTEN UP, YOU WORM-EATEN PUKE, DON'T GIVE ME ANY GUFF 382 00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:24,750 OR I'll FEED YOU TO THE WOOD CHIPPER! 383 00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,042 >> WHOA! 384 00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:29,583 >> SO WHAT DID THE TREE SAY? 385 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:30,917 OW! 386 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,042 >> TREES DON'T TALK! 387 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:37,083 NOW, FOR YOUR FINAL TASK, YOU WILL LEARN TO TAKE THE FORM 388 00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:39,167 OF YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL. 389 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:44,083 I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE. 390 00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:48,292 [GROWLS] >> AAH! 391 00:18:48,375 --> 00:18:49,750 OOPS! 392 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:54,976 JUST REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU'RE IN THE ANIMAL STATE, YOU MAY 393 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,917 EXPERIENCE AN INCREDIBLE BLOOD LUST! 394 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,250 AND NOW YOU DO IT, GRIM. 395 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,373 >> ME? >> SURE! 396 00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,042 NOTHING TO IT. 397 00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:08,976 JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND CONCENTRATE. 398 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:13,958 NOW, WHAT DO YOU SEE? 399 00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:19,250 >> I SEE A FROZEN WASTELAND AND THERE'S A PENGUIN. 400 00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,333 >> SLIDE! 401 00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:23,083 >> SLIDE. 402 00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:28,000 >> NOW BECOME YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL. 403 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,750 >> I DID IT! 404 00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:30,875 WAIT A MINUTE. 405 00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:33,000 MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS A PENGUIN? 406 00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:35,250 I WAS HOPING FOR A TYRANNOSAURUS. 407 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,000 >> YOUR TURN, BILLY. 408 00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:40,667 CLOSE YOUR EYES AND CONCENTRATE. 409 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:44,750 NOW, TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE. 410 00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:51,542 >> I SEE A BEAUTIFUL MEADOW, WITH FLOWERS AND BUTTERFLIES! 411 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,625 AND BUNNIES! 412 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:53,875 AND A MOOSE! 413 00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:54,958 AND LIONS! AND UNICORNS! 414 00:19:55,792 --> 00:19:56,667 AND ROBOTS! 415 00:19:56,750 --> 00:20:00,917 AND... WAIT, OH, WAIT, I SEE A LIGHT! 416 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,125 I LOST MY SPIRIT ANIMAL. 417 00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:04,542 >> NO TIME FOR THAT. 418 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:09,083 COME, WE MUST PERFORM THE DRUID RITUAL DURING THE STORM! 419 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:15,833 I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU DRUIDS OF THE ORDER OF THE WILTED SHRUB! 420 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:21,042 [LAUGHS] NOW WE ARE READY TO FACE THE OAK 421 00:20:21,125 --> 00:20:25,042 TREE AND RESCUE YOUR KITE. 422 00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,292 >> ARE YOU READY, MEN? 423 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:30,125 CHARGE! 424 00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:33,000 >> AAH! [CRASH] 425 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,292 >> YOU CAN HAVE THIS DUMP. 426 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,042 >> [CHATTERING] 427 00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:45,167 >> SHE'S GOOD. 428 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,875 >> OH, YEAH. 429 00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:48,542 >> COME ON, MEN. 430 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:51,542 >> THERE'S A LOT OF NATURE IN THAT TREE. 431 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,333 >> THERE'S A LOT OF NATURE IN MY PANTS. 432 00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:57,375 >> ALL RIGHT, BOYS, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 433 00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,708 LET THE RITUAL BEGIN! 434 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:03,000 SING THE ANCIENT SONG OF THE DRUIDS! 435 00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:08,042 >> [ALL SINGING INDISTINCTLY] 436 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:12,042 >> I DON'T THINK IT'S WORKING. 437 00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:17,042 >> YEP, WOULD'VE WORKED BETTER WITH A CHAINSAW. 438 00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:19,125 [WHIRRING] 439 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,917 >> WHAT'S GOING ON? 440 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000 >> MANDY! 441 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,958 HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THE EVIL TREE? 442 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:26,583 >> IT'S JUST A TREE, DOOFUS. 443 00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,125 I CLIMBED OUT. 444 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,268 AND I BROUGHT A FEW THINGS BACK THAT I GOT FORM THE SQUIRRELS. 445 00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:31,708 >> MY KITE! 446 00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:33,292 PUD'N'S THROWY THINGY! 447 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:36,083 [DOG BARKING] >> SO, YOU SEE, BILLY, THAT TREE. 448 00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:37,917 ISN'T EVIL AT ALL. 449 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,417 NOW I HAVE TO GO SHOW SOME SCOUTS HOW TO TIE A KNOT. 450 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,083 >> TIMBER! 451 00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:47,250 YES, YES, YES! 452 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:48,333 >> FREEZE! 453 00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:50,458 >> OFFICER, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 454 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,042 IT WAS THAT KID! 455 00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,500 THE CHAINSAW WAS ALL HIS IDEA, I'M TELLING YOU. 456 00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:55,333 >> YEAH, YEAH. 457 00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:57,125 TELL IT TO THE JUDGE. 458 00:21:57,208 --> 00:22:00,500 >> NOW I'll PROBABLY NEVER FIND MY SPIRIT ANIMAL. 459 00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:01,833 >> IT AIN'T ALL THAT. 460 00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:04,542 >> I GOTS TO TRY, JUST ONE MORE TIME. 461 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:06,333 [GRUNTING] 462 00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:10,542 HOLY CRUD! 463 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 HE'S FINALLY HERE! 464 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,250 MY SPIRIT ANIMAL. 465 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:19,833 OOH, AHH! 466 00:22:19,917 --> 00:22:21,375 >> BILLY? 467 00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:24,667 >> [LAUGHS] 468 00:22:29,167 --> 00:22:32,083 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP] 469 00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:36,042 [CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... ] 470 00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:39,458 ♪♪♪