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>> HA HA HA HA HA!

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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

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>> THINGS ARE NOT
ALWAYS AS THEY SEEM.

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>> SO, HOW WAS
WORK TODAY, HONEY BUNCH?

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>> GREAT!

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THEY LET ME TEST DRIVE THE NEW
SUPER FAST SPORTS CAR TODAY.

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SO, BILLY, HAVE YOU DECIDED WHAT
YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

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>> WELL, EVER SINCE I COULD
REMEMBER, THERE'S BEEN SOMEONE.

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IN MY LIFE WHOM I'VE IDOLIZED.

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A MAN WHO'S NOT AFRAID OF HIS
FEELINGS, AND THE FUNNY NOISES

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AND SMELLS THAT
COME OUT OF HIS BUTT.

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A TALL, BALD MAN, WHO
HAS A REALLY COOL JOB.

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A MAN WHO WEARS A SUAVE BLACK
ROBE AND CARRIES A MAGIC SCYTHE

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AND HAS NO SKIN OR GOOEY ORGANS,
AND FLAMES SHOOT OUT OF HIS EYES

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WHEN HE GETS REALLY ANGRY.

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>> HEY!

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THAT'S ME.

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>> HE'S TALKING ABOUT THAT
MONSTER HE AND MANDY PLAY WITH.

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ALL THE TIME.

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THE GRIM REAPER.

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>> I KNEW THAT.

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>> BILLY!

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WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU
WANT TO GROW UP TO BE LIKE THAT

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ABOMINATION?

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>> BECAUSE GRIM'S MY BESTEST
FRIEND AND THE COOLEST GUY IN.

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THE UNIVERSE AND THERE'S NOTHING
THAT'LL EVER COME BETWEEN US.

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>> SO, YOU WANT TO
GROW UP TO BE LIKE ME, HEY?

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I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO
BE FLATTERED OR TERRIFIED.

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RULE NUMBER 1:
SELECTION IS THE KEY TO ANY

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SUCCESSFUL REAPING.

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GOT THAT?

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NOW, LET'S SEE WHO
WE'VE GOT TO PICK FROM.

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NOPE, NO, TOO HEALTHY, TOO
SMART, HECK NO, TOO SUAVE... WAIT!

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WHO'S THIS NOW?

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THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGELY
FAMILIAR ABOUT THIS ONE, I CAN'T

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QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON IT, BUT
SHE REMINDS ME OF SOMEBODY.

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YES!

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I THINK I'VE FOUND
OUR FIRST VICTIM.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK, BILLY?

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>> AHH!

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SHE'S PERFECT.

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>> ALL RIGHT, BILLY.

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GET READY TO WITNESS
SOME SERIOUS REAPING.

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BILLY? >> 'SCUSE ME.

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>> YEAH?

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>> ARE YOUR LEGS TIRED?

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>> NO, NOT REALLY,
I TOOK THE BUS HERE.

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>> UMM, WELL, IF YOUR LEGS
WERE TIRED, THEN IT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE.

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BEEN RUNNING THROUGH
MY MIND ALL DAY, MM-HMM.

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>> I DON'T GET IT.

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>> ME NEITHER.

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO
BE MY GIRLFRIEND?

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>> UMM... OK.

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>> REALLY? >> BILLY!

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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RULE NUMBER 2: DO NOT
CONSORT WITH THE REAPEE.

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>> GRIM, I WANT YOU TO
MEET MY NEW GIRLFRIEND, UHH...

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GIRL.

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>> HELLO THERE, BIG BOY.

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I'M BLANDY.

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>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

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>> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH,
YOU AIN'T GOTTA DROOL ALL OVER.

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HER, GRIM.

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I SAW HER FIRST,
YOU KNOW, SHE'S MINE.

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>> WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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>> I SAW THAT
LOOK YOU GAVE HER.

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>> WHAT LOOK?

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>> THERE, THAT
ONE, YOU'RE DOING IT NOW!

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>> BILLY, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

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>> JUST BACK OFF, MISTER I
LIKE TO STEAL BILLY'S GIRLFRIEND GUY.

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>> YOU'RE CRAZY, MAN.

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>> THAT'S RIGHT, CRAZY.

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CRAZY IN LOVE.

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>> WITH GRIM.

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YOUR NAME'S GRIM?

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ISN'T BLANDY THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL GIRL YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

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HER HAIR IS LIKE... WOW.

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AND HER EYES ARE LIKE... WHOA.

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AND HER LIPS ARE LIKE, GA...
GOW, HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?

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I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE
GAVE ME HER NUMBER.

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AND HER LEFT SOCK
TO REMEMBER HER BY.

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AHH.

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TASTES JUST LIKE BLANDY.

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>> UHH, HOW NAUSEATING.

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WELL, BILLY, LOOKS TO ME LIKE
YOU'VE BEEN TWITTERPATED.

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>> TWITTERPATED?

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UH... WELL, MOM SAID I SHOULD
HAVE MORE FIBER IN MY DIET.

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>> NOT CONSTIPATED,
YOU BOOB, TWITTERPATED.

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NEARLY EVERYONE GETS
TWITTERPATED IN THE SPRING, MAN.

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YOU'VE BEEN SMITTEN BY A
MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

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GIRLS AT YOUR AGE START TO
DEVELOP, UH, A TASTE FOR HUMAN

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FLESH, SO YOUR LIFE
IS PRETTY MUCH OVER.

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YOU DO KNOW, BILLY,
THAT'S NOT BLANDY'S SOCK.

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>> AHH.

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BEFORE TODAY, I USED TO
THINK THAT TUBE SOCKS SMELLED

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LIKE FEET.

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NOW, THEY JUST SMELL LIKE LOVE.

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>> WHAT'S THIS DORK
FACE TALKING ABOUT?

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>> APPARENTLY HE'S FALLEN
IN LOVE, BUT THIS TIME, WITH.

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A GIRL.

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>> WITH A GIRL?

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ALL RIGHT, BILLY!

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DEAR, DEAR, BILLY'S
FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A GIRL!

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IF SHE'S HUMAN,
YOU OWE ME 5 BUCKS.

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>> I DON'T BUY IT.

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WHEN HAS BILLY EVER HAD
ANYTHING IN COMMON WITH A HUMAN,

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LET ALONE A GIRL?

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SO WHO'S THIS PATHETIC, LONELY,
DESPERATE, DESPERATE, DESPERATE,

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DESPERATE, DESPERATE,
DESPERATE CREATURE?

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>> HER NAME'S... UH...
>> HER NAME IS BLANDY.

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>> YOU LIKE
HER, DON'T YOU!

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WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE HER,
SHE'S MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE,

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MINE, MINE!

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I NEVER WANT TO
SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.

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GRIM, CAN YOU GIVE
ME A RIDE TO THE MALL?

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I GOTS TO GO MEET BLANDY.

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>> WE'VE BEEN WALKING
AROUND FOR HOURS, BILLY.

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WHERE IS THIS BLANDY CHICK?

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>> SHE TOLD ME TO MEET HER
AT THE MALL WHEN I CALLED HER.

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BUT WHERE COULD SHE BE?

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SHE WOULDN'T STAND ME UP, RIGHT?

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RIGHT?

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I JUST CAN'T GO ON WITHOUT HER.

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I CAN'T, I TELL YOU...
OH, THERE SHE IS.

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HI, BLANDY.

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YOU REMEMBER GRIM?

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>> HOW COULD
I EVER FORGET?

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>> UNFORTUNATELY,
GRIM CAN'T STAY.

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HE'S JUST GOT TONS
OF THINGS TO DO.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, BILLY?

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I DON'T HAVE... >>
SO, BLANDY, I WAS JUST.

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THINKING, MAYBE IT'S TIME
WE GOT A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS.

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AND SINCE YOU ARE MY FUTURE
BRIDE, I ONLY HAVE 3 CONDITIONS:

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1, DON'T EVER LOOK
AT ANYONE ELSE.

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2, DON'T EVER THINK
ABOUT ANYONE ELSE.

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3, DON'T EVER TALK TO ANYONE
ELSE, AND 4, SEE RULES 1, 2,

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AND 3.

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>> UH, YEAH, ABOUT THAT.

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YOU SEE, BILLY, WHEN I FIRST
AGREED TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND,

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I ONLY SAID THAT SO THAT YOU
WOULD WORSHIP THE VERY GROUND

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I WALK ON.

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AND THEN I GET TO RIP YOUR
HEART TO SHREDS LATER.

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THAT'S HOW RELATIONSHIPS WORK.

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I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD.

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I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE
TO MEET A VERY SPECIAL BOY,

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A BOY WHO'S NOT AFRAID OF HIS
FEELINGS AND THE FUNNY NOISES

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AND SMELLS THAT SOMETIMES
ACCOMPANY HIS BUTT.

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A TALL, BALD BOY, WHO WORKS ALL
DAY AND NIGHT AND WEARS A SUAVE

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BLACK ROBE AND CARRIES A
MAGIC SCYTHE AND HAS NO SKIN OR

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ORGANS, AND FLAMES SHOOT OUT
OF HIS EYES WHENEVER HE GETS

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REALLY ANGRY.

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>> THAT'S ME!

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>> I WAS
TALKIN' ABOUT GRIM.

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>> [ROARS] GRIM...

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>> OH, IT MUST BE ME LUCKY DAY,
THERE'S A COCKROACH AND A THUMB.

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IN MY HOT DOG.

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HEY, THOSE THINGS DON'T
GROW ON TREES, YOU KNOW.

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>> I KNEW YOU WERE TRYING
TO STEAL BLANDY AWAY FROM ME.

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>> WHAT THE HECK ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT, BILLY?

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>> DON'T PRETEND LIKE
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

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YOU'VE BEEN PLOTTING TO USURP
MY GIRL THIS WHOLE EPISODE.

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>> I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER
GRANDFATHER'S GRANDFATHER'S.

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GRANDFATHER.

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PLUS, I FIND HER
EXTREMELY REPULSIVE.

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I GET SICK TO THE STOMACH
JUST LOOKING AT HER.

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>> GO AHEAD, GRIM,
TELL BILLY ABOUT US.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, GIRL?

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THERE IS NO US.

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>> [GROWLS] >>
OH, NO, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT,

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CHILD.

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>> [ROARS] >> AAH!

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>> FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT,
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

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>> BLANDY, BLANDY!

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THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE.

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YOU'VE GOT TO TELL BILLY
THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN US.

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>> HEH HEH HEH.

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HA HA HA HA.

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HEH HEH HEH.

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HA HA HA HA.

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>> UH, WHERE'D
YOU GET THAT BOOK?

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>> OH, I FOUND IT WHILE I WAS
GOING THROUGH GRIM'S PERSONAL.

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BELONGINGS.

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FUNNY PICTURES
MAKE HAROLD HAPPY.

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HEY.

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THERE'S A HIDEOUS CREATURE
LOOKING THING IN HERE NAMED

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BLANDY, JUST LIKE
BILLY'S GIRLFRIEND.

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>> OH, NO.

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WE'VE GOTTA GET TO THE
MALL AS FAST AS WE CAN.

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>> WE'VE LOOKED
FOR BILLY FOR HOURS.

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HE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.

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WE'RE TOO LATE.

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WE FAILED HIM, MANDY.

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FAILED.

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[CRIES] OH, THERE HE IS.

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>> WE'VE GOT TO TELL BILLY
WHAT WE FOUND OUT ABOUT BLANDY.

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>> I HEAR YOU
LOUD AND CLEAR.

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LET ME HANDLE THIS.

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BILLY!

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I HAVE SOMETHING VERY,
VERY, IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU.

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IT'S CRUCIAL THAT
YOU LISTEN TO ME, OK?

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WHERE'D YOU PUT THE
REMOTE CONTROL TO THE TV?

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I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE.

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>> IN... THE... BATHROOM.

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>> ALL RIGHT,
THANKS, BILLY.

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>> MANDY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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THIS DOESN'T INVOLVE YOU.

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>> MANDY, MANDY!

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YOU'VE GOT TO TALK SOME SENSE
TO THAT BOY, HE THINKS SOMETHING'S

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GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND BLANDY.

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TELL HIM IT'S UNTRUE.

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>> YOU LIE!

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YOU DIRTY LIAR.

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>> NO, BILLY,
GRIM'S RIGHT.

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BLANDY HAS PLAYED BOTH
OF YOU AGAINST EACH OTHER.

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I FOUND THIS IN GRIM'S
MONSTER MANUAL.

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SHE'S REALLY A DOPPELGANGER,
A SHAPE-SHIFTING MONSTER FROM

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THE NETHER REALM THAT TAKES ON
DIFFERENT FORMS IN ORDER TO SEW

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MISERY AND DISSENSION.

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>> BLANDY, SAY
IT ISN'T SO, PLEASE?

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>> UH, IT ISN'T SO.

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>> TELL HIM, OR ELSE.

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>> ALL RIGHT, IT'S TRUE.

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YOU FOUND ME OUT.

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EVERYTHING YOU'VE
HEARD ABOUT ME IS TRUE.

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YOU HAPPY NOW?

226
00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:38,667
>> B-B-BLANDY,
IS THAT YOU?

227
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,018
>> YES, BILLY.

228
00:10:40,042 --> 00:10:42,351
YOU SEE, WHEN I ARRIVED IN THIS
DIMENSION, MY INITIAL PLAN WAS

229
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:45,250
TO CREATE AS MUCH JEALOUSY
AND TURMOIL AS POSSIBLE.

230
00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:49,083
BUT WHAT I DIDN'T PLAN
ON WAS FALLING IN LOVE.

231
00:10:49,167 --> 00:10:52,042
>> I DON'T CARE ABOUT
THAT, BLANDY, I STILL LOVE YOU.

232
00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:54,333
>> I DON'T MEAN
YOU, I MEANT GRIM.

233
00:10:54,417 --> 00:10:58,042
>> I'll KILL YOU!

234
00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:00,708
>> ALL RIGHT, IT'S ABOUT
TIME YOU GOT TO STEPPIN'.

235
00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:03,500
AND DON'T EVER LET ME CATCH
YOU IN THIS DIMENSION EVER AGAIN.

236
00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:06,792
NOW VAMOS BEFORE
I GET REALLY ANGRY.

237
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,083
>> WAIT, BLANDY, DON'T GO!

238
00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:13,125
PLEASE, BLANDY!

239
00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:17,958
I SWEAR, ONE DAY I WILL FIND
YOU AGAIN, BLANDY, AND WE'LL BE

240
00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:21,500
TOGETHER FOREVER.

241
00:11:25,625 --> 00:11:28,417
>> DO YOU, BILLY, TAKE
BLANDY, THIS HIDEOUS DISGUSTING.

242
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:31,167
CREATURE, AS YOUR
LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE?

243
00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:32,185
OH, GROSS.

244
00:11:32,209 --> 00:11:33,250
>> I DO.

245
00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:37,250
>> AND DO YOU, BLANDY,
TAKE BILLY AS YOUR HUSBAND?

246
00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,458
>> BILLY?

247
00:11:38,542 --> 00:11:41,667
I THOUGHT I WAS MARRYING GRIM.

248
00:11:41,750 --> 00:11:45,018
>> I'll KILL YOU!

249
00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:49,167
>> REMEMBER, KIDS,
LOVE ONLY LEADS TO PAIN.

250
00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:04,601
>> OH, THEY'VE GOT A LOT OF
NERVE, MAN, CALLING THAT PLACE.

251
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:06,208
A CONVENIENCE STORE.

252
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,583
RATHER INCONVENIENT, I'D SAY.

253
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:09,667
>> AH, COME ON.

254
00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:11,583
THEY SELL THESE
COOL LIGHT SHOW TOYS.

255
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:13,417
JUST PRESS AND WATCH.

256
00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:18,893
>> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT, MANDY.

257
00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:21,667
THOSE CONVENIENCE STORE
CEILING FANS, ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL

258
00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:23,042
ME SCYTHE.

259
00:12:25,083 --> 00:12:26,323
AND THEN THERE'S THE MICROWAVE.

260
00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:27,583
STILL BROKEN.

261
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,268
>> I THINK
IT'S FOR YOU, GRIM.

262
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,625
>> IT'S PLASMO!

263
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,542
>> ALL RIGHT,
PLAS, WHATCHA GOT?

264
00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,875
>> GOTTA GO
TO WORK, EH, GRIM?

265
00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:45,000
>> YEAH, WELL, SORT OF.

266
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:46,483
>> 2 POINTS.
>> SORT OF?

267
00:12:46,875 --> 00:12:48,000
WHY?

268
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,309
>> WELL, MOST OF MY CALLS
TO REAP HAVE BEEN FALSE ALARMS.

269
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,750
>> FALSE ALARMS?

270
00:12:51,833 --> 00:12:53,476
YOU MEAN LIKE THE TIME I SAW
MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AND THOUGHT

271
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:56,042
I HAD AN EVIL CLONE?

272
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:58,000
AAH!

273
00:12:58,083 --> 00:12:59,102
>> EVEN WORSE.

274
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:01,500
AND TAKE THAT STUPID
THING OFF YOUR FACE.

275
00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:04,917
>> SO, WHY ALL
THE FALSE ALARMS?

276
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,061
>> THE BLAMIN' HEALTH AND
FITNESS INDUSTRY, THAT'S WHY.

277
00:13:08,085 --> 00:13:10,708
YOU SEE, YOUR SPECIES FINALLY
FIGURED OUT THAT GOOD HEALTH

278
00:13:10,792 --> 00:13:13,625
HABITS CAN ACTUALLY ADD
BONUS YEARS TO YOUR LIFE.

279
00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:14,833
>> BONUS YEARS?

280
00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:16,268
>> HEY, YOU'RE
NOT ALLOWED IN HERE.

281
00:13:16,292 --> 00:13:17,708
>> I'M STAYING.

282
00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:19,018
>> UGH, ALL RIGHT.

283
00:13:19,042 --> 00:13:20,125
BUT DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.

284
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:21,833
OK, MOVE IT ALONG.

285
00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:24,833
WE GET FALSE ALARMS BECAUSE
OUR ANTIQUATED UNDERWORLD SYSTEM

286
00:13:24,917 --> 00:13:27,708
CAN'T KEEP UP WITH WHO'S ADDED
BONUS YEARS AND WHO HASN'T.

287
00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:29,667
AND I HATE FALSE ALARMS.

288
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,000
THEY'RE SO FALSE.

289
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:32,625
AND ALARMING.

290
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,292
>> HOW POETIC.

291
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:37,083
>> LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

292
00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:39,500
HA HA HA.

293
00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:43,128
>> IS THAT THE GUY
YOU'RE GONNA REAP, GRIM?

294
00:13:43,208 --> 00:13:46,083
>> THAT'S RIGHT, THEY CALL
HIM MIGHTY MOE, AND THIS IS HIS GYM.

295
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,542
FOR THE ELDERLY.

296
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:50,167
AND THEY'RE ALL ADDING BONUS
YEARS WITH MIGHTY MOE'S HELP.

297
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,667
>> WOW!

298
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:55,500
IT'S LIKE A RETIREMENT HOME
FOR HAMSTERS, EXCEPT WITH TV'S.

299
00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:57,708
>> SO, IS THAT MIGHTY MOE?

300
00:13:57,792 --> 00:13:59,583
>> NAH, THAT'S MIGHTY JOE.

301
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:02,958
HE WAS LAST WEEK'S FALSE ALARM.

302
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:06,000
THIS IS MOE.

303
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:08,833
HEY, WHERE'S EENY
AND MEENY, MIGHTY MOE?

304
00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:10,250
HA HA HA.

305
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,000
ALL RIGHT, DOWN TO BUSINESS.

306
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:15,061
BILLY, BE A SPORT AND TURN
OFF THAT TREADMILL SO I CAN TALK

307
00:14:15,085 --> 00:14:16,085
TO MOE.

308
00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:18,144
>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

309
00:14:18,168 --> 00:14:19,144
YEAH!

310
00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:20,958
OW.

311
00:14:21,042 --> 00:14:23,750
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

312
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:24,958
OW.

313
00:14:25,042 --> 00:14:27,542
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

314
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,167
OW.

315
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:31,708
>> WHY DO YOU HANG
OUT WITH HIM, MANDY?

316
00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:33,292
>> YEAH!

317
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:38,167
>> COME ON,
TURN IT OFF ALREADY.

318
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:41,018
>> OK, GRIM, I
WANT MY BONUS YEARS.

319
00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:44,083
WATCH THIS DISPLAY
OF ULTIMATE FITNESS.

320
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:04,667
>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

321
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:08,125
THE UNDERWORLD PROUDLY PRESENTS
YOU WITH THE SILVER ANNIVERSARY

322
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,875
PLAQUE, GRANTING YOU BONUS
YEARS FOR GOOD HEALTH HABITS.

323
00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:13,125
AGAIN.

324
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:15,917
WE WISH YOU MANY YEARS
OF HAPPY BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

325
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000
COME ON, MANDY.

326
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,417
>> WELL, THAT WAS
SUPER UNINTERESTING.

327
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:23,167
>> OH, SWEET MATILDA.

328
00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:29,625
HEH HEH HEH HEH.

329
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:32,333
RUN, RUN, RUN, RUN TO YOUR
MOMMA'S BONY RIBCAGE, REAPER,

330
00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:35,042
'CAUSE YOU LOSE AGAIN.

331
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:38,292
>> EH, A FEW BONUS
YEARS AND THEY GET ATTITUDE.

332
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:41,144
>> BECAUSE IF I KEEP ADDING
BONUS YEARS WITH GOOD HEALTH.

333
00:15:41,168 --> 00:15:44,958
HABITS, I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER.

334
00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:46,583
HA HA HA HA!

335
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:48,208
>> LIVE... FOREVER?

336
00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:49,167
NO.

337
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,250
HOW MANY TIMES
DO I GOTTA TELL YOU?

338
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:54,083
YOU CAN'T LIVE FOREVER BY ADDING
BONUS YEARS WITH GOOD HEALTH.

339
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:56,184
>> WELL, I SAY YOU CAN LIVE
FOREVER BY ADDING BONUS YEARS.

340
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:57,625
FOR GOOD HEALTH.

341
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,125
AND I CAN PROVE IT HERE IN MY
NEW SOON TO BE DELIVERED BOOK

342
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:03,625
CALLED "YOU CAN LIVE FOREVER
BY ADDING BONUS YEARS WITH GOOD

343
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,083
HEALTH."

344
00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:07,059
>> THAT'S RIGHT, FINALLY A
GUIDEBOOK TO GETTING YOUR BONUS.

345
00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,583
YEARS.

346
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:11,144
IN IT, YOU'LL DISCOVER EXACTLY
HOW MUCH BONUS TIME EACH ACT OF

347
00:16:11,168 --> 00:16:12,250
GOOD HEALTH GETS YOU.

348
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,292
FOR EXAMPLE, EATING THIS
BANANA GETS YOU 12 MINUTES.

349
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,583
THIS SPEAR OF
BROCCOLI, 12 MINUTES.

350
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,917
THIS CURL, ALSO 12 MINUTES.

351
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,958
JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING GIVES
YOU 12 MINUTES, SO BUY MOE'S BOOK

352
00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:24,333
AND START LIVING FOREVER.

353
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,143
COMING SOON TO YOUR LOCAL
BOOK SHOP IN THIS 18 WHEEL TRUCK

354
00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:27,958
DRIVEN BY A GUY NAMED MACK.

355
00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:30,667
>> ALL RIGHT, SO YOU
FIGURED OUT HOW TO LIVE FOREVER.

356
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:34,000
BUT I'll TELL YOU RIGHT
NOW, IT'S OVERRATED.

357
00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:35,500
>> COME ON, SPINNER.

358
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,917
[WHISTLES] SPINNER, BOY.

359
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,417
SPINNER, NO!

360
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,583
DON'T MAKE ME COME
IN THERE AFTER YOU.

361
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:47,083
ALL RIGHT, YOU
ASKED FOR IT, MISTER.

362
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,958
SPINNER?

363
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,125
HELLO?

364
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:55,292
I CAN HEAR YOU.

365
00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:56,875
>> FOREVER, HUH?

366
00:16:56,958 --> 00:17:00,417
>> YEAH, MOE FOUND THE LOOPHOLE
IN THE SYSTEM WITH ALL THIS GOOD.

367
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,625
HEALTH STUFF.

368
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,268
>> SO WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

369
00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:05,292
>> HAVE A DRINK OF
WATER AND FORGET ABOUT IT.

370
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,143
>> BUT... >> NO
BUT'S, MANDY, YOU KNOW

371
00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:09,792
I DON'T LIKE BUT'S.

372
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:12,292
>> WELL, WE
AGREE ON SOMETHING.

373
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,768
IF MOE'S BOOK MAKES IT PUBLIC,
EVERYONE WILL FIND THE LOOPHOLE

374
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:17,976
IN THE SYSTEM AND
LIVE FOREVER, TOO.

375
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,917
>> UH, THAT WATER
TASTES LIKE ZOMBIE SWEAT.

376
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,500
>> YOU'VE
TASTED ZOMBIE SWEAT?

377
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,667
>> YEAH.

378
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:24,792
IN COLLEGE.

379
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,250
IT WAS A HOT DAY.

380
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:28,875
BUT THAT WATER'S JUST
PLAIN UNHEALTHY, IT COULD KILL

381
00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:30,000
SOMEONE.

382
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:33,042
>> THAT GIVES ME AN
IDEA TO BEAT MIGHTY MOE.

383
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,000
>> WELL, HOW
YOU GONNA DO THAT?

384
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:35,083
>> EASY.

385
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:36,833
WITH JUNK FOOD.

386
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:39,500
IF GOOD HEALTH HABITS CAN ADD
YEARS, THEN BAD ONES CAN TAKE

387
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:40,958
THEM AWAY.

388
00:17:41,042 --> 00:17:44,375
AND IT DOESN'T GET ANY BADDER
THAN THIS GIANT CHEESY PUFF.

389
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:47,958
>> HOW AM I GONNA GET A
HEALTH FREAK LIKE MOE TO EAT THIS?

390
00:17:48,042 --> 00:17:50,417
>> AS COLONEL
MAJOR CHEESE PUFF.

391
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,292
>> AHH.

392
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,375
>> OK, HERE
HE COMES, GRIM.

393
00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:03,000
>> THAT'S
COLONEL TO YOU, MANDY.

394
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,061
EXCUSE ME.

395
00:18:04,085 --> 00:18:06,042
YOU WANNA BUY A
MAJOR CHEESE PUFF?

396
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:08,102
>> YOU GOT
SPICY, CRUNCH CENTER?

397
00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:09,875
>> YEAH, I'M PRETTY SPICY.

398
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,018
>> NAH, I MEAN THE PUFF.

399
00:18:12,042 --> 00:18:14,018
>> OH, YOU MEAN THIS.

400
00:18:14,042 --> 00:18:17,083
>> MM, I HAVEN'T HAD ONE
OF THESE SINCE I WAS IN MY 60'S.

401
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:19,417
WHEN I LIVED IN SCOTLAND.

402
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,083
NOW, UH, WE DISCUSS A PRICE.

403
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,833
>> UH, HOW ABOUT 50 BUCKS?

404
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:25,750
>> DEAL.

405
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:28,458
HERE, TAKE IT.

406
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:32,042
>> UH, PARDON ME, FRIEND,
BUT I'll GIVE YOU $250 CASH.

407
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:33,375
FOR THAT CHEESY PUFF.

408
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:35,208
>> OK.

409
00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:41,083
HEH HEH HEH, MONEY ALWAYS
WINS OVER SCOTLAND, HEE HEE.

410
00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:44,250
>> NO, NOT EVEN MONEY FROM
THE BEAUTY HEAVENS CAN FILL THE VOID.

411
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,042
WHERE SPINNER ONCE LIVED.

412
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:53,750
[DOORBELL RINGS] >>
WHO COULD THAT BE IN THE.

413
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,542
MIDDLE OF MY LEMON SALT SCRUB?

414
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,750
[DOORBELL RINGS] COMING.

415
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,583
>> ALL RIGHT,
GRIM, YOU'RE UP.

416
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,625
>> NO, YOU'LL LAUGH AT ME.

417
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,875
>> HAVE YOU
EVER SEEN ME LAUGH?

418
00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:06,417
>> WELL, NO.

419
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,708
BUT MAYBE THIS WILL
BE THE FIRST TIME EVER.

420
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:16,792
I REMEMBER MY FIRST
TIME, IT WAS HORRIBLE.

421
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,292
>> WELL, AT LEAST
SHE DIDN'T LAUGH.

422
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,667
>> AH, HA HA HA HA.

423
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:24,059
>> GOOD AFTERNOON, I'M...
>> YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHTY MOE DID.

424
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:27,061
TO THE LAST COLLEGE STUDENT
TRYING TO RAISE MONEY TO TRAVEL

425
00:19:27,085 --> 00:19:28,085
ABROAD?

426
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,893
>> HOW'D YOU KNOW
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT?

427
00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:32,583
>> WELL I INTRODUCED
HER TO MY GRANDSON, CHAD.

428
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:34,208
>> MAN, OH, THE LIGHT.

429
00:19:34,292 --> 00:19:36,625
>> CHAD LOVES
TO TRAVEL ABROAD.

430
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:38,167
>> MY NAME'S KEVIN.

431
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:41,018
OH, THIS GUY'S
OFF HIS CHAIR, MAN.

432
00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:43,125
I'VE NEVER TRAVELED ABROAD.

433
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:45,875
>> NOW THAT'S JUST WEIRD.

434
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,917
SPEAKING OF WEIRD, BILLY,
WHAT HAPPENED TO SPINNER?

435
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,125
>> EH, HE JUST
AIN'T WORTH THE PAIN.

436
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:57,042
>> WELL, YOU
TWO HAVE FUN ABROAD.

437
00:19:57,125 --> 00:20:01,042
>> EH, I W...
>> THAT'S IT.

438
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:02,042
>> EEH.

439
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,958
>> FROM NOW
ON, WE DO THIS MY WAY.

440
00:20:04,042 --> 00:20:05,833
>> GAH... YEAH.

441
00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:08,583
>> HERE, YOU NEED THIS
MORE THAN ANYONE I'VE EVER MET.

442
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,083
AND THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE.

443
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,125
>> HEY, THESE
THINGS CAN KILL YOU.

444
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:14,042
>> HEY, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?

445
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,292
MOE'S OVER THERE.

446
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:18,208
>> IF I CAN'T STOP MIGHTY
MOE, AT LEAST I CAN STOP HIS BOOKS,

447
00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:21,208
AND THAT TRUCK
LOAD IS OVER HERE.

448
00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:22,708
AND THERE IS THE TRUCK DRIVER.

449
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:25,875
>> THE NAME'S MACK.

450
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:32,083
>> THAT'S RIGHT, I CAN CHANGE
MY SIZE 'CAUSE I'M SUPERNATURAL.

451
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:34,333
>> IS IT JUST ME, OR
IS GRIM GETTING LAMER?

452
00:20:34,417 --> 00:20:35,625
>> WAIT, BILLY.

453
00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:37,601
I JUST NOTICED GRIM IS
DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THOSE

454
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:39,083
TELEPHONE WIRES.

455
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:41,417
>> OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE
DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THOSE.

456
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,976
TELEPHONE WIRES.

457
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,125
>> YOU NEEDN'T WORRY
ABOUT MY IMMINENT ELECTROCUTION.

458
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:49,417
>> I NEEDN'T WORRY ABOUT
YOUR IMMINENT ELECTROCUTION?

459
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,542
>> THIS ISN'T THE TRUCK LOAD
OF BOOKS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

460
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:54,917
>> ACTUALLY,
I OWN THIS TRUCK.

461
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,125
>> YOU'D MUCH RATHER
BE HOME WATCHING TV.

462
00:20:58,208 --> 00:20:59,792
>> TV...

463
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,708
CAN I HAVE SNACKS AND
SOME FRIENDS OVER?

464
00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:04,625
>> THE ANSWER IS YES, BUT
YOU GOTTA TAKE OUT THE TRASH FIRST.

465
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:08,042
>> OHH, I ALWAYS
GOTTA TAKE OUT THE TRASH.

466
00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:11,000
>> OH, THEY
GROW UP SO FAST.

467
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:15,083
>> ALL RIGHT, SO YOU
GOT RID OF THE TRUCKER.

468
00:21:15,167 --> 00:21:17,101
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH
THE TRUCKLOAD OF MIGHTY MOE'S LIVE

469
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:18,042
FOREVER BOOKS?

470
00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:20,417
>> OH, I GOT JUST THE
PLACE TO GET RID OF THEM.

471
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,583
COME ON, HOP IN THE TRUCK, KIDS.

472
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,458
>> WHERE WE GOIN'?

473
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:30,583
>> SOME PLACE MOE
WILL NEVER FIND THEM.

474
00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:31,583
>> HEY, WAIT!

475
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:36,250
COME BACK WITH
MIGHTY MOE'S BOOKS!

476
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:39,042
I HAVEN'T SIGNED THEM YET!

477
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:40,750
>> JUMP!

478
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:49,875
WELL, SO MUCH FOR LIVING FOREVER
BY ADDING BONUS YEARS WITH GOOD

479
00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:50,976
HEALTH.

480
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,625
> YEAH, BUT NOBODY CAN
TAKE THE PLACE OF SPINNER.

481
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:57,167
I JUST HOPE SHE'S
HAPPY, WHEREVER SHE IS.

482
00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:03,102
>> AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

483
00:22:03,126 --> 00:22:05,144
>> HA HA,
I'M LITTLE HOTTIE.

484
00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:08,458
>> AH, HERE
YOU GO, HOTTIE.

485
00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:10,917
>> WOW, COOL.

486
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,292
OH, NOW I'll NEVER LIVE FOREVER
BY ADDING BONUS YEARS WITH GOOD.

487
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,583
HEALTH.

488
00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:22,351
>> NEARLY EVERYONE GETS
TWITTERPATED IN THE SPRING, MAN.

489
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,875
FOR EXAMPLE, YOU'LL BE
WALKING ALONG, MINDING YOUR OWN

490
00:22:24,958 --> 00:22:28,167
BUSINESS, YOU'RE LOOKING NEITHER
TO THE LEFT, NOR TO THE RIGHT.

491
00:22:28,250 --> 00:22:32,125
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU
RUN SMACK INTO A PRETTY FACE.

492
00:22:32,208 --> 00:22:35,292
YOU BEGIN TO GET WEAK IN THE
KNEES, YOUR HEAD'S IN A WHIRL,

493
00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:38,083
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW
IT, YOU'RE WALKING ON AIR.

494
00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:40,667
YOU'RE KNOCKED FOR A LOOP, AND
YOU COMPLETELY LOSE YOUR HEAD,

495
00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:41,667
AND THAT AIN'T ALL.

496
00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:42,958
IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYBODY.

497
00:22:43,042 --> 00:22:43,958
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

498
00:22:44,042 --> 00:22:45,542
AND YOU.

499
00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,958
AND... EH, EH, NOT YOU.

500
00:22:48,042 --> 00:22:49,333
>> OHH.

501
00:22:49,417 --> 00:22:52,083
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502
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