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[EVIL LAUGHTER] [CAPTIONING
MADE POSSIBLE BY

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TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP

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>> [SPEAKING JAPANESE]

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>> HONEY?

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HAVE YOU FINISHED
WITH THE BATHROOM YET?

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THE POSTMASTER'S GOTTA DELIVER
A PACKAGE, AND THE PACKAGE CAN'T

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WAIT.

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>> ♪ SORRY
EXTRAORDINARY BEAUTY TAKES

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EXTRAORDINARY TIME.

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>> OH.

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HA HA HA HA.

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EXTRAORDINARY BEAUTY.

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BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU
COMING OUT OR WHAT?

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>> HUH?

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WHAT'S THAT, DEAR?

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>> AAH!

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[SCREAMING] >> AH, MEN.

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THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW HARD US LADIES WORK TO LOOK

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BEAUTIFUL.

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>> MOM!

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I NEED YOU!

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EVERY TIME I TAKE A BITE OF THIS
VITAMIN-ENRICHED BREAD, IT KEEPS

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GETTING SMALLER!

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PRETTY SOON, IT WILL BE GONE.

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THEN WHAT'LL I DO?

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[CRYING] [CRYING]

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>> AH, KIDS.

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THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT OF EATING.

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HA HA HA.

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WHAT'S THIS?

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[CROWING] CROW'S FEET?

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[SCREAMING] [SCREAMING]

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>> AISLE 7.

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>> THANK YOU.

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[SCREAMING] NOW YOU
SAY GOOD-BYE TO THOSE

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NASTY CROW'S FEET WITH NEW SAY
GOOD-BYE TO THOSE NASTY CROW'S

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FEET FACE FOAM.

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SIMPLY SQUIRT...
AND WAIT 13 SECONDS.

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AND REMOVE.

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[GASPING] [CROWING]

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THEY'RE STILL THERE!

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[KNOCKING] >> GLADYS!

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>> WHAT?

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>> YOU HEAR ME KNOCKING.

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CAN I PLEASE COME IN?

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>> GO AWAY, REAPER.

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>> OH, COME ON!

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I ONLY GOT TO GO THE BATHROOM
ONCE A YEAR, AND I GOTTA GO

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SUPER BAD.

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>> I'M NOT COMING OUT TILL
THESE CROW'S FEET ARE OFF MY FACE!

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>> CROW'S FEET?

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FINE.

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I GUESS I COULD SHAVE A
FEW YEARS OFF THE TOP.

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GREAT SYSTEMS OF THE UNDERWORLD!

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SOMEONE OPEN A WINDOW!

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WELL, COME ON OUT, MAN.

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A DEAL'S A DEAL.

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YOUR CROW'S FEET SHOULD BE GONE.

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NOW I GET THE BATHROOM.

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>> IT'S ALL YOURS, REAPER.

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WOW!

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THAT FOAM WORKED AFTER ALL!

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IT JUST NEEDED 22
SECONDS, NOT 13.

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WELL, I BETTER GO CHECK
ON BILLY AND THAT BREAD.

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[HUMMING] >> WELL,
I DON'T KNOW ME OWN.

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STRENGTH.

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AND NOW FOR THAT BATHROOM.

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[SCREAMING] >> UGH!

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>> SORRY, FAT MAN.

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YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE.

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>> I'll DO IT.

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>> THAT'S RIGHT, MANDY.

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EVERY TIME I TAKE A BITE,
IT KEEPS GETTING SMALLER!

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SEE?

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I'VE LOST IT.

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>> YES, BILLY,
YOU REALLY HAVE.

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>> GOSH, I WISH A WHITE
BREAD FAIRY ELF GNOME WOULD.

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CONVENIENTLY APPEAR TO HELP
ME THROUGH THESE OH SO TROUBLED

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TIMES.

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>> ♪ OH, BILLY I'VE
GOT SOME BREAD FOR YOU ♪

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>> WOW!

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THANKS BREAD FAIRY ELF GNOME!

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SEE, MANDY, BELIEVE
AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE!

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>> THAT'S NOT
A BREAD FAIRY, BILLY.

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IN FACT, WE DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS.

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[GIGGLES] >> YOU MEAN...

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>> UH-HUH.

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>> BREAD FAIRY
ELF GNOME, INDEED!

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YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A FILTHY
STRANGER, AND MY MOMMY SAYS TO

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NEVER ACCEPT WHITE BREAD
FROM FILTHY STRANGERS.

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>> YOUR MOMMY?

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BUT BILLY, I AM YOUR... MOMMY.

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>> MY MOM'S ANCIENT AND
GRAPPLING WITH THE ONSET OF.

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MENOPAUSE.

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>> GO TO YOUR ROOM!

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>> HA HA!

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YOU'RE FUN!

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A LITTLE ODD, BUT FUN.

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I'll NAME YOU... CORN...

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AFTER THE FRESH
BREAD YOU GAVE ME.

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>> CORN?

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NOW, BILLY, I DON'T THINK
THAT THAT'S AN ACTUAL...

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>> YEAH, SURE.

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I WAS GONNA NAME YOUR GINGER
OR PUMPKIN, BUT I FEEL YOU'RE MORE

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OF A CORN.

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>> WELL, CALL ME WHAT YOU
WANT AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER WHO'S.

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BOSS.

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NOW, GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK.

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>> YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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>> SIT, BILLY.

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>> SITTING.

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>> THERE'S ONLY ONE BOSS
AROUND HERE, AND THAT'S ME.

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>> OH, MANDY.

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YOU'RE SUCH A LEG PULLER.

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HE'S MY BABY.

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>> HEY, BILLY, YOU WANT
TO GO TO THE MOVIES, YO?

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>> YOU TALK?

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>> OF COURSE I TALK, YO.

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NOW, DO YOU WANT TO GO
TO THE MOVIES OR WHAT?

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>> YOU DO TALK!

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A MOVIE IT IS.

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>> SORRY, IRWIN.

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BILLY HAS HOMEWORK TO DO.

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>> OH, I HATE
HOMEWORK, YO.

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>> ME, TOO, MR. BREAD.

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>> SCRATCH THAT, IRWIN.

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BILLY WOULD BE GLAD TO JOIN
YOU... AND I'M GOING WITH HIM.

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[GROWLING] >>
WHERE HE GOES, I GO.

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>> DITTO.

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OK, LISTEN UP, DORKS.

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THERE ARE TWO MOVIES PLAYING,
AND WE WILL SEE THIS ONE.

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>> "EXPLODING PENGUINS
III: TOTAL ANNIHILATION?"

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>> WOW, AN ACTION-PACKED
DRAMEDY ABOUT HOW PENGUINS.

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EXPLODE!

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SOLID.

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>> WELL, IF BREAD'S
ON IT, THEN I AM, TOO.

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WHAT SAY YOU, CORN?

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>> NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

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BILLY CAN'T SEE THAT KIND OF
MOVIE, WHAT WITH ITS GRATUITOUS

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VIOLENCE, SUGGESTIVE
ROMANCE, AND FILTHY ROLE MODELS.

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>> WELL I SAY
HE CAN SEE IT...

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AND HE WILL.

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>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

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[GROWLING] NO!

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HE'LL SEE "SUNSHINE BOY
CLIMBS THE TALLEST PEAK."

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AN INSTANT CLASSIC.

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JUST ADD PEOPLE.

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HA HA HA HA HA.

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>> "EXPLODING PENGUINS."

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>> ALL RIGHT.

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IT'S SHOWTIME.

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>> HEY, GRIM, YOU
ALMOST DONE IN THERE?

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>> NOT YET, HAROLD.

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AH, MORTALS.

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THEY JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW HARD US REAPERS WORK TO LOOK

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BEAUTIFUL.

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>> WELL, THEN, I'll JUST
WAIT HERE AND WHISTLE... A TUNE.

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TO PASS THE TIME.

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[NO SOUND] I DON'T
KNOW HOW TO WHISTLE.

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INSTEAD, I'll WATCH THE MIRACLE
OF LIFE REVEAL ITSELF THROUGH.

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THIS TINY, INSIGNIFICANT FLY.

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[BUZZING] >> AND
NOW, FROM THE DIRECTORS.

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WHO BROUGHT YOU "EXPLODING
PENGUINS" AND "EXPLODING

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PENGUINS 2," THE SEQUEL, WE
PROUDLY PRESENT "EXPLODING

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PENGUINS III: TOTAL
ANNIHILATION."

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[BOOM] [LAUGHING]

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[BOOM] [LAUGHING]

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[EXPLOSIONS, LAUGHTER] >>
BOY, I SURE WISH CORN COULD.

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BE HERE, YO.

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>> I KNOW JUST HOW
YOU FEEL, MI COMPADRE.

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[EXPLOSIONS, LAUGHTER]
>> HE'S MY BABY!

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[EXPLOSIONS, LAUGHTER]
COME ON, BILLY.

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SUNSHINE BOY IS JUST
STARTING UP THE MOUNTAIN.

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YOU KNOW HE GETS THERE,
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW.

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>> HOW WILL I GET THERE?

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>> UH, CORN, I...
>> NOT NOW, BILLY.

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HE'S ALMOST THERE.

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>> I'M ALMOST THERE.

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>> BUT CORN,
I... >> SHH.

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HE JUST MET AN ALPACA.

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>> I JUST MET AN ALPACA.

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[FARTING] >> THAT'S NICE.

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>> LOOK, BILLY,
HE MADE IT TO THE TOP!

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>> I MADE IT TO THE TOP!

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>> BILLY?

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[GASPING, GROWLING] [GIGGLING]

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I'VE GOT AN IDEA, MANDY.

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WHY NOT LET BILLY DECIDE WHO
HE WANTS TO BE DOMINATED BY.

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>> ALL RIGHT, BILLY.

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WHO'S IT GONNA BE?

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>> IT'S ME... IT'S ME.

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[MUMBLING UNDER HER
BREATH] [NONSENSE]

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>> I DON'T MAKE ANY
LIFE-ALTERING DECISIONS WITHOUT.

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CONSULTING MR. BREAD FIRST.

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>> I SURE GOTTA
GO TO THE BATHROOM, YO.

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>> SORRY, GUYS.

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WHEN BREAD'S GOTS
TO GO, HE'S GOTS TO GO.

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[LAUGHING] [BUZZING]

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[SIZZLING] [COUGHING]

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>> SAY, GRIM LEFT
HIS MAGIC STICK THINGY.

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HELLO, FRIENDS.

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TIRED OF LIVING?

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THOSE SUNDAY
BRUNCHES GOT YOU DOWN?

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WELL, I CAN RELIEVE ALL THAT
AILS YOU WITH THIS MAGIC STICK

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THINGY.

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SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE MISSING
LIMBS, HAIR LOSS, AND NOT LIVING

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ANYMORE.

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[LAUGHING] [LAUGHING]

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>> WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET?

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WHY DON'T YOU FIND ANOTHER
BATHROOM DOOR TO ANNOY?

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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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YEAH!

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>> SIT TIGHT, LADIES.

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I THINK HE'S DROPPING A DEUCE.

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>> YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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NOW THERE'S A
SIGHT FOR SORE EYES.

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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SAY, YOU WAITING FOR
THE BATHROOM, TOO?

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>> YEAH.

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>> WOW!

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WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!

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WANT TO GET MARRIED?

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>> SURE!

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>> SO DO I.

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[LAUGHING] >> OH, GAG.

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GET A PLAYPEN.

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>> ALL DONE.

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NOW, WHERE WAS WE, AND
WHO'S THAT BOZO WITH MY CORN?

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>> CORN?

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SO THAT'S YOUR NAME.

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>> WELL, UM...
I CAN EXPLAIN THAT.

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>> NO, NO, NO, UH, UH, UH.

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I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

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COME ON.

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LET'S GO NOT TALK TO EACH
OTHER FOR MONTHS AT A TIME.

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>> WELL, I GUESS THAT
LEAVES YOU AND ME, MANDY.

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>> ACTUALLY, NOW THAT CORN'S
OUT OF THE PICTURE, IT JUST LEAVES.

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YOU, BILLY.

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SEE YOU LATER.

240
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,750
>> WELL, AT LEAST
I STILL GOTS MY BREAD.

241
00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:36,000
>> ACTUALLY, I
GOTTA GO TOO, BILLY.

242
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:37,000
SEE YOU.

243
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,625
>> NO!

244
00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:42,708
BUT... I THOUGHT WE HAD
SOMETHING REAL SPECIAL.

245
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:44,917
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.

246
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,333
MOM!

247
00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:50,542
I NEEDS MORE BREAD!

248
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:53,167
[LAUGHING]

249
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:11,458
CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD,
ARE YOU IN THERE?

250
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,292
>> I GUESS THAT 8-HOUR SEMINAR
ON HOW NOT TO TOUCH ME DIDN'T.

251
00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:17,750
QUITE WORK.

252
00:13:17,833 --> 00:13:20,583
>> BUT I AM LOOKING
FOR MY CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD.

253
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,027
>> YOUR DAD'S
IN THE GARAGE.

254
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,083
>> NO, MANDY.

255
00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:26,125
I'M LOOKING FOR MY ACTION
FIGURE CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD.

256
00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:28,750
HE MAKES ME SMILE WHEN WE HUG.

257
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,292
>> YEAH... YOUR DAD.

258
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:31,750
>> NO!

259
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:34,542
HE'S MY FRIEND THAT I TELL
SECRETS TO, AND IF I DON'T FIND

260
00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:38,750
HIM, I'M NOT SURE WHAT I'll DO
ABOUT ALL THIS BOTTLED-UP RAGE!

261
00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:42,042
I JUST CAN'T STAND LOSING HIM,
AND MY MAYONNAISE JAR, AND MY

262
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,375
PANTS ALL IN ONE WEEK.

263
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:45,875
>> YOU LOST YOUR PANTS?

264
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,708
>> WELL... JUST THE
BACK, BUT IT'S NOT SO BAD.

265
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:50,917
BREEZY.

266
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,102
>> I JUST LOST
MY ABILITY TO SEE.

267
00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:55,792
I CAN STILL FEEL YOUR
BUTT LOOKING AT ME.

268
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,292
>> HI-YAH!

269
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:00,976
[GIBBERISH] EYE OF THE TIGER!

270
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,375
HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN ME SCYTHE?

271
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:03,583
ME LOST IT.

272
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:04,867
>> YOU LOST YOUR SCYTHE?

273
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:07,667
>> YEAH, ALONG
WITH ME SELF-RESPECT.

274
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:10,792
BUT WHEN I FIND EITHER ONE,
THOSE LITTLE KIDS IN KUNG FU

275
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:14,250
CLASS ARE GONNA SEE WHO
THE REAL MASTER OF THE DOJO IS...

276
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:16,583
ESPECIALLY AMY COOPER.

277
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:19,125
>> THERE SEEMS TO BE A
PATTERN OF MISSING OBJECTS.

278
00:14:19,208 --> 00:14:23,250
GRIM'S SCYTHE, BILLY'S ACTION
FIGURE, PANTS, MAYONNAISE.

279
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:26,208
>> THIS PILLOW STUFFING
TASTES LIKE I'M CHOKING.

280
00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:28,417
[COUGHING] >> AND
COME TO THINK OF IT, MY.

281
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,458
"NANCY DROOL" NOVELS.

282
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:32,833
I WONDER WHO OR WHAT IS
RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR MISSING

283
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:34,042
OBJECTS?

284
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:35,708
>> I BETCHA
IT'S AMY COOPER.

285
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,000
SHE'S JUST JEALOUS AND ALWAYS
MAKING FUN OF ME, BUT TONIGHT IN

286
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:42,042
KUNG FU CLASS, I
SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!

287
00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:44,417
>> YOU'RE IN A
CHILD'S KUNG FU CLASS?

288
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,000
>> SILENCE, NON-BELIEVER!

289
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:48,143
>> LET'S FOCUS AND TRY TO
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR LOST.

290
00:14:48,167 --> 00:14:50,018
ITEMS.

291
00:14:50,042 --> 00:14:52,500
>> GATHER 'ROUND,
YOU FILTHY BRATS.

292
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:55,000
IT'S OBVIOUS THAT SOMETHING
SUPERNATURAL IS BEHIND OUR

293
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:58,417
MISSING ITEMS, SO I
INVENTED THIS TO HELP US.

294
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:02,708
IT'S A SUPERNATURAL SPECTER
DETECTOR WITH KUNG FU GRIP.

295
00:15:02,792 --> 00:15:03,875
>> HOW DOES IT WORK?

296
00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:05,542
>> GLAD YOU
ASKED, MANDY-TANDY.

297
00:15:05,625 --> 00:15:08,417
HIS NAME IS HECTOR,
THE SPECTER DETECTOR.

298
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,375
HE WORKS LIKE A METAL DETECTOR
EXCEPT INSTEAD OF METAL, IT

299
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:14,750
DETECTS SUPERNATURAL POWERS.

300
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:17,083
NOTHING.

301
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,333
NOTHING!

302
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:25,125
I'M WATCHING YOU, MAN.

303
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:33,000
>> BARK, TAKE, BARK,
TROUBLE, BARK, BARK.

304
00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:36,042
>> I ALREADY KNOW
THERE'S BARK ON THAT TREE.

305
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:38,000
>> BARK, BARK, BARK!

306
00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,875
>> SOME TYPE OF
MYSTERY TREE, HUH, BOY?

307
00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:42,143
LITTLE HECTOR FOUND SOMETHING.

308
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,417
>> WOW!

309
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:45,708
I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT!

310
00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:46,708
WHAT IS IT?

311
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:49,750
>> UH... A TREE.

312
00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:54,125
>> HEY, LOOK, I CAN SEE
MANDY'S BOOKS, YOUR SCYTHE, AND...

313
00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:56,667
MY CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD!

314
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,042
>> ME SCYTHE'S IN THERE?

315
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,042
DON'T WORRY, JODI.

316
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,250
I'M A-COMING!

317
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,333
>> WOW.

318
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,083
NOT ONLY DID I FIND CAPTAIN
FAT-HEAD, BUT I FOUND CARMEN

319
00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:07,042
SANDIEGO AND WALDO.

320
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:18,667
HEY, IT'S SO SMOOTH IN HERE.

321
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,042
IT'S LIKE THE
INSIDE OF MY SKULL.

322
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,000
>> BARK, BARK.

323
00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:23,208
>> WHAT'S THAT, BOY?

324
00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:24,750
I'M TRAPPED IN A TREE?

325
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:25,976
GO FOR HELP.

326
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,167
>> NOT COOL, MAN.

327
00:16:27,250 --> 00:16:29,125
I THINK IT'S A TAKING TREE.

328
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:31,458
VERY DANGEROUS.

329
00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:34,375
TAKING TREES KEEP TAKING
OBJECTS AND WON'T GIVE ANYTHING UP

330
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:37,542
UNLESS YOU GIVE THEM
SOMETHING BETTER IN EXCHANGE.

331
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:38,976
>> HELLO.

332
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,708
MY NAME IS ELDRIDGE
JOHNSON-MAYER, AND YES, I'M A

333
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,208
TAKING TREE.

334
00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:46,542
>> YOU'RE A
TALKING TAKING TREE?

335
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:49,583
WHY WOULD A TREE BE NAMED
ELDRIDGE JOHNSON-MAYER?

336
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,542
>> WELL, WHY
DON'T YOU HAVE A NOSE?

337
00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:54,250
>> OOH, THAT'S THE
FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD THAT ONE.

338
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,792
I'll GO GET THE CHAINSAW.

339
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:58,542
>> I ALREADY
HAVE THAT, MY DEAR.

340
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:02,292
[WHIRRING] >> OOWW!

341
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:03,708
>> CRAFTY.

342
00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:07,000
SO, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT
IN EXCHANGE FOR OUR FRIEND?

343
00:17:07,083 --> 00:17:09,763
>> I'VE LIVED IN FRONT OF THIS
HOUSE FOR MANY YEARS, BUT I'VE.

344
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:13,417
NEVER FOUND THE ONE OBJECT
THAT WILL MAKE ME HAPPY.

345
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,750
I STARTED SMALL.

346
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:18,000
THERE WAS A LITTLE
BOY WHO LIVED HERE.

347
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:21,083
I TOOK HIS TRAINING WHEELS.

348
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:26,042
[CRASH] BUT THEY
DIDN'T MAKE ME HAPPY.

349
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:36,018
I TOOK HIS HARVARD
ACCEPTANCE LETTER.

350
00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:39,875
>> I HOPE I GET MY
HARVARD ACCEPTANCE LETTER.

351
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:42,976
>> BUT NONE OF
IT BROUGHT ME JOY.

352
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,167
AND WHAT BRINGS
OTHER MEN HAPPINESS?

353
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:52,018
THEIR CARS, THEIR
MONEY, THEIR HAIR?

354
00:17:52,042 --> 00:17:54,958
I TOOK THEM ALL, BUT NOTHING
MADE MY LIFE ANY BETTER, SO

355
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:58,144
FOREVER I AM CONDEMNED
TO SEARCH FOR THE ONE ITEM...

356
00:17:58,168 --> 00:18:01,042
[SNORING] UH, HELLO?

357
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,042
HEY!

358
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,125
>> 5 MORE MINUTES.

359
00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:06,018
>> DID YOU HEAR MY STORY?

360
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:08,375
I SHOULD'VE JUST TOLD
YOU WHAT ITEM I WANT.

361
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:11,958
IT'S A MICKEY MUNCHLE
BASEBALL CARD!

362
00:18:12,042 --> 00:18:13,042
>> THAT'S IT?

363
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:15,018
A BASEBALL CARD?

364
00:18:15,042 --> 00:18:17,083
>> NOT JUST
ANY BASEBALL CARD.

365
00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,583
IT'S A MICKEY MUNCHLE!

366
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:25,500
IT'S WORTH 11,756,833 BUCKS, AND
HE'S THE ONLY ROOKIE TO HIT 600

367
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:28,667
HOME RUNS WITHOUT
BREAKING A WINDOW.

368
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:31,500
>> KUNG FU CLASS
AND BASEBALL TRIVIA?

369
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:34,333
>> YOU AND AMY
COOPER ARE JUST JEALOUS!

370
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,777
I DON'T KNOW HOW WE'RE GONNA
GET THAT CARD, SINCE IT'S WORTH

371
00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:43,125
11,756,833 BUCKS AND THE REAPER
ONLY CARRIES $50 ON HIS PERSON

372
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:44,833
AT ANY GIVEN TIME.

373
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:48,208
>> WELL, I GUESS I'M
JUST GONNA KEEP YOUR FRIEND.

374
00:18:48,292 --> 00:18:51,042
>> WELL, IT
GUESS THAT'S IT, THEN.

375
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:52,750
THIS TREE GOT US BY THE BONES.

376
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:55,083
BILLY'S JUST GONNA
HAVE TO STAY IN THERE.

377
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:58,458
>> GRIM, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR SCYTHE AND MY BOOKS?

378
00:18:58,542 --> 00:18:59,662
>> DON'T WORRY, BILLY.

379
00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:01,542
WE'RE GONNA GET
YOU OUT OF THERE.

380
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:04,375
>> BRING BACK PRETZELS!

381
00:19:11,042 --> 00:19:12,625
>> HOWYA DOING, THERE?

382
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:14,028
>> 'BOUT TIME
YOU GOT HERE.

383
00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:17,750
SO... YOU'RE HERE FOR
THE WALRUSES, RIGHT?

384
00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:20,833
[GROWLING] >> UH... NO.

385
00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:22,000
>> OH.

386
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,185
>> WE'VE BEEN ALL OVER TOWN
LOOKING FOR A MICKEY MUNCHLE.

387
00:19:24,209 --> 00:19:25,292
BASEBALL CARD.

388
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,500
>> BOY, IS THERE
EGG ON MY FACE.

389
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:32,792
YEAH, I HAVE A MICKEY
MUNCHLE CARD RIGHT HERE.

390
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:36,185
>> WE'LL TAKE IT IN EXCHANGE
FOR A TRUCKLOAD OF SUPERNATURAL.

391
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,976
WONDERS.

392
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,583
>> UM...

393
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:42,958
>> AND BY TRUCKLOAD OF
SUPERNATURAL WONDERS, I MEAN A.

394
00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:45,542
BUCKET FULL OF
CHEWABLE VITAMINS.

395
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,833
>> ONCE I GET MY MAGICAL
SCYTHE BACK FROM THE TALKING TREE, I.

396
00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:50,625
CAN GET YOU A WONDER OR TWO.

397
00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:51,792
I SWEAR.

398
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,000
>> LOOK, LITTLE LADY.

399
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,667
I CAN'T SELL YOU THE CARD.

400
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,583
AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE
IT'S WORTH $11 MILLION.

401
00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:02,292
IT'S BECAUSE IT'S ALL THAT I HAVE
LEFT OF MY BASEBALL CAREER.

402
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,125
>> WAIT A MINUTE.

403
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:06,208
HEY, GRIM.

404
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:09,333
>> MAYBE I DON'T
NEED MY SCYTHE ANYMORE.

405
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,333
WITH YOU, I COULD KNOCK
SOULS RIGHT OUT OF THE PARK.

406
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:13,417
>> GRIM!

407
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,333
I THINK I KNOW HOW
TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEM.

408
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:17,750
WHO DOES HE LOOK LIKE?

409
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:21,417
>> HE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN
WEARING HUMAN SKIN SO THAT HE.

410
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,643
CAN FOOL US INTO BUYING
COLLECTIBLES AND GAMES THAT WILL

411
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:26,083
IMPLANT TINY TRACKING
CHIPS IN OUR FINGERS.

412
00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:27,167
>> NO.

413
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:28,917
HE'S MICKEY MUNCHLE.

414
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:29,917
>> OH, I KNOW.

415
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,250
I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU.

416
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:35,000
I THOUGHT I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING
STUPID SINCE BILLY AIN'T HERE.

417
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:41,976
>> MR. MUNCHLE, ALL WE NEED
IS A FEW MOMENTS OF YOUR TIME.

418
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,976
>> WELL, YOU'RE BACK.

419
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,333
DID YOU GET ME THE CARD?

420
00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:46,750
>> DID YOU
ONE BETTER, MAN.

421
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:49,208
MEET MICKEY MUNCHLE HIMSELF.

422
00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:50,292
>> AAH!

423
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:53,042
>> GOLLY, YOU
REALLY ARE A TALKING TREE.

424
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,833
>> OH...

425
00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:57,083
[GIGGLING] HE'S TALKING TO ME.

426
00:20:57,167 --> 00:21:00,375
OH, I FEEL SO EXCITED, I...

427
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:07,125
[BURPING] >> EEWWW!

428
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:11,018
[COUGHS] >> EEH!

429
00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:12,292
ME SCYTHE!

430
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:13,792
DADDY'S GOT YOU, JODI!

431
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:15,000
SHH.

432
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:18,500
NOW IT'S TIME TO RECLAIM MY
RIGHTFUL PLACE AS KING OF THE

433
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,250
RING!

434
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:21,167
>> CLOSURE.

435
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:24,667
IT'S ALL ABOUT CLOSURE.

436
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,667
>> MY PRECIOUS.

437
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,500
PRECIOUS.

438
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:32,583
NOW YOU'RE HOME.

439
00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:35,833
>> SO, I HEAR
YOU'RE A HUGE FAN.

440
00:21:35,917 --> 00:21:41,833
>> WELL...
[STUTTERING] [BURPING]

441
00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:43,542
>> CAPTAIN FAT-HEAD!

442
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:47,583
I'll NEVER LET YOU GO AGAIN.

443
00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:50,000
>> AND THAT'S HOW
WE LEARNED OUR LESSON.

444
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:51,125
>> WHICH WAS...?

445
00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:54,208
>> NEVER TRUST
BASEBALL PLAYERS.

446
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:01,417
>> HEY, IT AIN'T
SO BAD IN HERE.

447
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:04,167
>> I'll MAKE SURE
YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME.

448
00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:05,625
THERE'S JUST ONE THING.

449
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:08,167
YOU DON'T MIND
SQUIRRELS, DO YOU?

450
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,708
>> HA, I LOVE SQUIRRELS.

451
00:22:10,792 --> 00:22:16,083
[GROWLING] [SCREAMING]

452
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,917
[TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL

453
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:33,000
[ CAPTIONING INSTITUTE.
www.ncicap.org... ]

454
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:46,167
>> AAH!

455
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:47,250
[BUZZING]