1 00:00:02,833 --> 00:00:06,125 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:07,333 --> 00:00:10,042 - [LAUGHING] 3 00:00:34,083 --> 00:00:38,042 - CONTROL, ALT, DELETE. 4 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,958 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 5 00:00:52,042 --> 00:00:53,125 AW! 6 00:00:53,208 --> 00:00:55,792 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 7 00:00:55,875 --> 00:00:57,583 AW! 8 00:00:57,667 --> 00:01:00,167 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 9 00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:03,792 MAIL'S HERE! 10 00:01:05,417 --> 00:01:08,417 [WEAKLY] MAIL'S HERE. 11 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:15,000 [PANTING] 12 00:01:15,083 --> 00:01:18,792 - MRS. POLLYWINKLE'S SUPER-SPECIAL FINE ARTS SCHOOL 13 00:01:18,875 --> 00:01:20,102 FOR GIFTED CHILDREN? 14 00:01:20,126 --> 00:01:21,542 - YEAH, THAT'S IT! 15 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:22,976 THAT'S FOR ME! 16 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,333 READ IT, MANDY! READ IT! 17 00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:27,167 - "DEAR MASTER BILLY, 18 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:29,583 "WE HAVE RECEIVED YOUR MASTERFUL AUDITION TAPE, 19 00:01:29,667 --> 00:01:32,042 "AND WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED 20 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:34,000 "TO STUDY DANCE AT MRS. POLLYWINKLE'S 21 00:01:34,083 --> 00:01:38,667 SUPER-SPECIAL FINE ARTS SCHOOL FOR GIFTED CHILDREN." 22 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,875 - MMM! TOE-JAMMY! 23 00:01:40,958 --> 00:01:42,158 - WE EXPECT TO SEE YOU SHORTLY 24 00:01:42,208 --> 00:01:45,458 AT YOUR NEW HOME ON MRS. POLLYWINKLE'S ESTATE. 25 00:01:45,542 --> 00:01:47,667 - THAT LETTER HAS GOT TO BE A FAKE! 26 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:48,667 - YOU'RE RIGHT, GRIM. 27 00:01:48,750 --> 00:01:50,143 BILLY'S NEVER BEEN GOOD AT ANYTHING. 28 00:01:50,167 --> 00:01:52,083 DON'T THESE PEOPLE WATCH THE SHOW? 29 00:01:52,167 --> 00:01:53,976 - BUT I CAN DANCE! 30 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,917 YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME! 31 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,083 I LIVE TO DANCE! 32 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:02,375 [SCREAMS] 33 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:20,250 - [WHINNY] 34 00:02:20,292 --> 00:02:22,042 - [TRUMPETS] 35 00:02:22,125 --> 00:02:23,125 - PREPARE TO BE AMAZED 36 00:02:23,208 --> 00:02:26,917 BY MY SKILLED AND MASTERFUL DANCING TECHNIQUE. 37 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,708 YOU'LL LAUGH, YOU'LL CRY, 38 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:31,917 THEN YOU'LL LAUGH... SOME MORE. 39 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,458 BUT REALLY YOU'LL FEEL LIKE CRYING 'CAUSE... 40 00:02:34,542 --> 00:02:36,250 - WILL YOU JUST DANCE ALREADY?! 41 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:37,125 - ALL RIGHT! 42 00:02:37,208 --> 00:02:38,976 HERE COMES BILLY! 43 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,542 - BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 44 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:43,125 - [SCREAMING] 45 00:02:44,542 --> 00:02:45,458 - BILLY, 46 00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:48,083 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NEVER DANCE! 47 00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:50,333 - BUT, DAD, I LIKE TO DANCE, 48 00:02:50,417 --> 00:02:51,917 AND I'M REALLY GOOD AT IT. 49 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,333 YOU JUST DON'T WANT ME TO DANCE 50 00:02:53,417 --> 00:02:54,792 'CAUSE YOU SAID IT WAS GIRLY! 51 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,125 - NOW, LOOK, BILLY, 52 00:02:56,208 --> 00:03:00,125 IT'S NOT THAT I THINK THAT YOU'RE GIRLY FOR DOING IT, 53 00:03:00,208 --> 00:03:02,958 IT'S JUST THAT I THINK YOU'RE NOT... 54 00:03:03,042 --> 00:03:04,833 MACHO FORTE! 55 00:03:04,917 --> 00:03:06,875 PLUS, I'M TRYING TO PROTECT YOU. 56 00:03:06,958 --> 00:03:09,875 YOU SEE, BILLY... I WAS ONCE LIKE YOU. 57 00:03:09,958 --> 00:03:14,000 I USED TO LOVE TO DANCE, AND I WAS FANTASTIC. 58 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:16,958 I WOULD LEAVE AUDIENCES IN AWE! 59 00:03:18,708 --> 00:03:21,458 AT THE NIGHT OF MY BIG DANCE RECITAL, 60 00:03:21,542 --> 00:03:24,667 I WAS AMAZING! 61 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:25,667 [FARTS] 62 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:27,500 FOR MY FINALE, I WAS GOING TO ATTEMPT 63 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,250 THE MABUHAY SHUFFLE, 64 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:32,333 THE MOST DANGEROUS AND FEARED MOVE IN BALLET. 65 00:03:32,417 --> 00:03:35,061 MY WHOLE DANCING CAREER LED UP TO THIS POINT. 66 00:03:35,085 --> 00:03:36,085 I WAS CONFIDENT. 67 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:38,833 NOTHING WAS GONNA STOP ME. 68 00:03:38,917 --> 00:03:41,042 THEN... SOMETHING HAPPENED. 69 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:44,167 DEAR OLD DAD ROSE FROM THE STANDS AND PROCLAIMED... 70 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:45,976 - DANCING'S FOR GIRLS! 71 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,375 - STRICKEN BY HIS REMARK, I LOST FOCUS 72 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:49,917 AND FELL FLAT ON MY FACE. 73 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,042 I WAS THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE ENTIRE RECITAL. 74 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:59,000 AND FROM THEN ON, I PROMISED NEVER TO DANCE AGAIN! 75 00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:00,167 SO, YOU SEE, BILLY, 76 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,792 THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS... 77 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:05,125 NEVER DRINK ORANGE JUICE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 78 00:04:05,208 --> 00:04:06,333 IT GIVES YOU THE POOTS. 79 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:07,500 [FARTS] 80 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:09,417 - SO, DAD, CAN I GO TO A SUPER-SPECIAL SCHOOL 81 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:11,375 AND LIVE THERE FOREVER STUDYING DANCE? 82 00:04:11,458 --> 00:04:13,625 - SURE. I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 83 00:04:13,708 --> 00:04:15,375 I'll DRIVE! 84 00:04:15,458 --> 00:04:18,417 - SO, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS, BILLY? 85 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:19,625 - YEP! 86 00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:22,125 IT'S THE ONLY THING I EVER WANTED IN MY LIFE! 87 00:04:22,208 --> 00:04:23,917 EXCEPT FOR A PEG LEG, A 3-WAY RADIO, 88 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,184 AN INGROWN TOENAIL REMOVER, AND AUTOMATIC SHOE BUFFER, 89 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:28,042 AN ESKIMO, A RED RIDER BB GUN WITH A COMPASS ON THE SIDE, 90 00:04:28,125 --> 00:04:29,958 PLACEBO GUN, ROBOTIC FINGERS, A FOURTH NIPPLE, 91 00:04:30,042 --> 00:04:32,875 A MONKEY BUTLER, A BATTERY-POWERED BATTERY CHARGER, 92 00:04:32,958 --> 00:04:34,500 WOODEN TEETH, GRAY CHEST HAIR, 93 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:35,750 A HAUNTED UNICORN, A UNIBROW, 94 00:04:35,833 --> 00:04:37,208 A TIKI MASK, SANTA'S HAT, 95 00:04:37,292 --> 00:04:41,018 A LIVE-ACTION DAD, AND LASER SUNGLASSES. 96 00:04:41,042 --> 00:04:42,833 BUT, OTHER THAN THAT... 97 00:04:42,917 --> 00:04:47,333 DANCING IS THE ONLY THING I EVER WANTED IN LIFE. 98 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:49,083 THANKS FOR DRIVING, DAD. 99 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:50,167 MMM. 100 00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:52,208 I GUESS I'M NEVER GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN. 101 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:55,000 [TIRES SQUEAL] 102 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:59,708 - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE STUCK HERE WITH YOU, BILLY. 103 00:04:59,792 --> 00:05:00,542 - HELLO. 104 00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:02,458 - AAGH! - AAGH! - AAGH! 105 00:05:02,542 --> 00:05:03,542 - [BURPS] 106 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:04,250 OH, GREAT. 107 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:05,833 YOU HAPPY NOW? 108 00:05:05,917 --> 00:05:09,083 YOU WENT AHEAD AND DONE MADE ME GUSH ECTOPLASM ALL OVER MYSELF! 109 00:05:09,167 --> 00:05:11,708 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 110 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:13,042 - HI. 111 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:14,125 I'M MARILYN. 112 00:05:14,208 --> 00:05:18,000 AND I LOVE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH! 113 00:05:18,625 --> 00:05:21,042 - WE'RE GONNA SEE MRS. FINGER WIGGLE. 114 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:22,042 - POLLYWINKLE. 115 00:05:22,125 --> 00:05:23,167 - HAIRY ANKLE. 116 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:24,083 - POLLYWINKLE. 117 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:25,542 - TERRANCE ENGLE? 118 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:26,458 - POLLYWINKLE. 119 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:27,542 - MOLLY RINGWALD. 120 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:28,875 - POLLYWINKLE! 121 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:29,958 NEVER MIND. 122 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 - SWASHBUCKLER? 123 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:32,042 POPPA SICKLE. 124 00:05:32,125 --> 00:05:33,165 SHINY NICKEL? SOUR PICKLES. 125 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,958 - HI, I'M MARILYN. 126 00:05:36,042 --> 00:05:39,000 AND I LOVE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH! 127 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:43,250 YOU'RE ALL GONNA BE TRAPPED HERE FOREVER! 128 00:05:44,333 --> 00:05:46,018 - HELLO! 129 00:05:46,042 --> 00:05:48,667 - CAN I HELP YOU? 130 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:52,417 YOU MUST BE BILLY, THE BOY GENIUS. 131 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,583 WAIT ONE MOMENT. 132 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:58,375 I'll ALERT THE HEADMISTRESS TO YOUR ARRIVAL. 133 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:01,000 HEY! BILLY'S HERE! 134 00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:04,458 YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE BEAUTIFUL SOUL! 135 00:06:04,542 --> 00:06:06,018 - SEND HIM IN! 136 00:06:06,042 --> 00:06:09,083 - THE HEADMISTRESS WILL SEE YOU NOW. 137 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:11,333 FOLLOW ME. 138 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:16,018 - OH, BILLY! 139 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,875 YOU'RE HERE! 140 00:06:17,958 --> 00:06:19,917 PLEASE, COME IN. 141 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,792 - ARE YOU MS. THINKY DINGY? 142 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:24,583 - UH, POLLYWINKLE, YES. 143 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:27,500 I WAS JUST REVIEWING YOUR AUDITION TAPE. 144 00:06:27,583 --> 00:06:29,750 OH, IT WAS SIMPLY SUPERB. 145 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:32,708 I FOUND MYSELF ENTHRALLED AND AMAZED 146 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:33,792 AND THEN THRILLED. 147 00:06:33,875 --> 00:06:36,208 AND THEN A BIT GASSY, THEN AMAZED AGAIN! 148 00:06:36,292 --> 00:06:39,018 THEN DISGUSTED... BUT IN A GOOD WAY. 149 00:06:39,042 --> 00:06:42,875 THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY YOU MOVE 150 00:06:42,958 --> 00:06:46,000 THAT'S SO UNIQUE, SO TANTALIZING. 151 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:48,500 I KNEW THIS SCHOOL HAD TO HAVE YOU. 152 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:52,500 - MY DREAM OF BECOMING A FAMOUS BALLET DANCER 153 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:55,542 IS FINALLY GONNA COME TRUE! 154 00:06:55,625 --> 00:06:56,625 - HOLD THE PHONE. 155 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,375 THAT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 156 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:02,208 BILLY CAN'T EVEN EAT, MUCH LESS DANCE. 157 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:07,042 - SO, MS. PIMPLES FINGER, WHEN CAN I START? 158 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:08,976 - IMMEDIATELY, BILLY. 159 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,167 ALL I NEED IS ONE THING. 160 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,292 - WHAT'S THAT? 161 00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:17,042 - OH, JUST... YOUR SOUL! 162 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:19,542 [CACKLING] 163 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:25,167 - [LAUGHING] 164 00:07:26,583 --> 00:07:29,042 - [LAUGHING] 165 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:35,042 AH HA HA HA HA. 166 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:38,708 AAH. OH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. 167 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:39,625 - YEAH. 168 00:07:39,708 --> 00:07:42,125 BUT SERIOUSLY, GIVE ME YOUR SOUL. 169 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:42,792 - WHAT?! 170 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:44,417 WHY DO YOU NEED MY SOUL? 171 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:46,083 - YOU SEE, BILLY, 172 00:07:46,167 --> 00:07:48,333 I FEED OFF THE SOULS AND TALENT 173 00:07:48,417 --> 00:07:52,083 FROM ONLY THE MOST GIFTED DANCE STUDENTS IN THE WORLD 174 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:57,500 SO THAT I MAY REMAIN AS THE GREATEST DANCER OF ALL TIME! 175 00:07:57,583 --> 00:07:59,542 - THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS! 176 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:02,750 ONLY AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL DARK WITCH 177 00:08:02,833 --> 00:08:04,958 CAN STEAL PEOPLE'S SOULS. 178 00:08:05,042 --> 00:08:07,958 - EXACTLY. 179 00:08:08,042 --> 00:08:09,144 - OH. WELL, THEN OK. 180 00:08:09,168 --> 00:08:12,125 - GRIM, CAN'T YOU USE YOUR SCYTHE TO STOP HER? 181 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:14,917 - GOOD IDEA, MANDY. 182 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:20,458 [HISSES] 183 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:21,417 OH! 184 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:23,750 OH, MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED 185 00:08:23,833 --> 00:08:26,125 THAT THE ONLY POSSIBLE WAY A DARK WITCH 186 00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:27,185 CAN OVERPOWER MY SCYTHE 187 00:08:27,209 --> 00:08:29,583 IS BY TURNING IT INTO A GIANT SNAKE 188 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:31,500 AND USING IT TO TIE US UP. 189 00:08:31,583 --> 00:08:32,375 - WHATEVER. 190 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:33,625 - AND NOW, BILLY, 191 00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:38,458 YOUR SOUL AND TALENT WILL SOON BE MINE! 192 00:08:40,792 --> 00:08:44,000 - THE HEADMISTRESS IS SUCKING OUT BILLY'S SOUL! 193 00:08:44,083 --> 00:08:47,018 - HEY, BILLY, YOU FORGOT YOUR DANCE BAG IN THE CAR. 194 00:08:47,042 --> 00:08:48,042 OH, MY GOSH! 195 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:50,018 AN EVIL WITCH IS USING THIS BALLET SCHOOL 196 00:08:50,042 --> 00:08:51,458 TO RECRUIT INNOCENT DANCE STUDENTS 197 00:08:51,542 --> 00:08:52,684 SO SHE CAN STEAL THEIR SOULS! 198 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:56,018 AND NOW SHE'S ABOUT TO SUCK OUT BILLY'S SOUL! 199 00:08:56,042 --> 00:08:58,417 - WOW! THAT'S PRETTY GOOD! 200 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:00,208 HE GOT IF FASTER THAN YOU DID. 201 00:09:00,292 --> 00:09:01,167 - SHUT UP. 202 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:04,292 - LADY, NO ONE STEALS BILLY'S SOUL. 203 00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:07,000 THAT WASN'T IN THE SCHOOL CURRICULUM. 204 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:08,917 - OH, YES, IT WAS. 205 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,083 IT WAS ON THE FIRST PAGE OF THE BROCHURE 206 00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:14,125 IN BRIGHT RED LETTERS. 207 00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:18,042 - YEAH! BUT YOU DIDN'T COUNT ON ONE THING! 208 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,542 I CAN'T READ! 209 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:24,667 I CHALLENGE YOU... TO A DANCE-OFF! 210 00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:26,542 PREPARE TO GET SERVED! 211 00:09:26,625 --> 00:09:30,976 - YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE HEADMISTRESS GUTTERTINKLE? 212 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,375 - POLLYWINKLE. 213 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:34,167 - WHATEVER! 214 00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:45,833 WORK THAT BOOTY! 215 00:09:50,833 --> 00:09:53,000 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 216 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:55,542 YOU CALL THAT DANCING? 217 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:59,125 THIS IS DANCING! 218 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,625 [GROOVY MUSIC PLAYS] 219 00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:12,917 [TECHNO PLAYS] 220 00:10:15,458 --> 00:10:17,875 ["RIVERDANCE" MUSIC PLAYS] 221 00:10:17,958 --> 00:10:20,125 [RUSSIAN MUSIC PLAYS] 222 00:10:20,208 --> 00:10:22,125 [HULA MUSIC PLAYS] 223 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:23,144 THAT'S IT! 224 00:10:23,168 --> 00:10:26,208 I'M THROUGH PLAYING GAMES! 225 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:33,708 - AAGH! 226 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,625 - FACE IT! 227 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:41,018 YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY SUPERIOR DANCE SKILLS! 228 00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:45,083 - CAN'T DANCE... NO MORE! 229 00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:47,833 MIGHT AS WELL... GIVE UP. 230 00:10:47,917 --> 00:10:51,000 - SEE! I TOLD YOU DANCING WOULD MAKE YOU WEAK! 231 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:57,976 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BIG FAT GIRLY QUITTER! 232 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,542 - I'M NO QUITTER. 233 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,833 AND I'M NOT GIRLY. 234 00:11:02,917 --> 00:11:07,083 I'M A BALLET DANCER! 235 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:09,125 - NO! IT CAN'T BE! 236 00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:11,333 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 237 00:11:11,417 --> 00:11:13,125 THE MABUHAY SHUFFLE! 238 00:11:13,208 --> 00:11:16,250 [CHICKEN DANCE-TYPE MUSIC PLAYS] 239 00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:19,125 - WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? 240 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:21,000 THE WHOLE PLACE IS FALLING APART. 241 00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:22,083 - [SIGHS] 242 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:26,083 YET ANOTHER SCHOOL THAT BILLY'S RUINED. 243 00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:37,458 - WOW, DAD. 244 00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:42,125 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PULLED OFF THE MABUHAY SHUFFLE. 245 00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:43,375 THAT WAS AMAZING. 246 00:11:43,458 --> 00:11:44,167 - YOU KNOW, SON, 247 00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:46,042 I GUESS IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME 248 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:47,917 IF YOU WASTE YOUR LIFE DANCING. 249 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,708 - NAH, DANCING'S FOR GIRLS. 250 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:05,125 - SPACE. 251 00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:08,417 A DARK FRONTIER OF INKY BLACKNESS. 252 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,750 THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP... 253 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:23,917 - DARN! 254 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,042 A 7-10 SPLIT. 255 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,250 - I LOVES MOON BOWLING! 256 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:30,167 - IT IS QUITE SATISFYING, MAN. 257 00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:34,542 - DISPATCH, THIS IS UNDERWORLD UNIT 406. 258 00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:36,708 I'VE ARRIVED AT THE SCENE OF THE DISTURBANCE. 259 00:12:36,792 --> 00:12:40,542 - OFFICER, THIS IS JUST A BIG MISUNDERSTAND... 260 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:44,083 - YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN UNCONSCIOUS! 261 00:12:45,042 --> 00:12:47,000 - AFTER HEARING ALL THE TESTIMONY, 262 00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:50,625 THIS LOWER, LOWER, LOWER COURT FINDS YOU, 263 00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:54,792 THE GRIM REAPER, GUILTY OF GROSS MISUSE OF YOUR POWER. 264 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:57,125 BY THE POWER OF THE UNDERWORLD COURT, 265 00:12:57,208 --> 00:13:02,583 I SENTENCE YOU TO 50 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE. 266 00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:04,167 - NO! 267 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,833 ANYTHING BUT THAT! 268 00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:07,102 THIS AIN'T FAIR! 269 00:13:07,126 --> 00:13:08,625 I HATE THE COMMUNITY! 270 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:10,417 HATE IT! HATE IT! 271 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,792 HATE IT! 272 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,042 HATE IT! 273 00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:19,125 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! 274 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:21,792 - WHY ARE WE AT THIS SMELLY OLD PLACE? 275 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,250 - THIS IS A RETIREMENT HOME. 276 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,625 IT'S WHERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PERFORM 277 00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:28,000 OUR COMMUNITY SERVICE. 278 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:28,750 BLECCH! 279 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,250 HANGING OUT WITH OLD PEOPLE. 280 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:33,542 LIKE I DON'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT IN ME DAY JOB. 281 00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:34,625 - HI, GRIM! 282 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:35,667 - 'SUP, GLORIA? 283 00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,375 - OH, HERE FOR MR. SILVERMAN? 284 00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,292 - NO, THAT'S NEXT WEEK. 285 00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,375 HEY, MYRON. 286 00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:42,417 HOW'D THE TRIPLE BYPASS GO? 287 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:43,667 - IT WENT GREAT! 288 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:44,875 - WE'LL SEE! 289 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:45,625 - [GULP] 290 00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,250 - SO, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO? 291 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,917 PLAY GAMES? TALK TO THEM? 292 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,976 - GIVE THEM SPONGE BATHS?! 293 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,417 - WHATEVER THEY WANT. 294 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,917 WE'RE AT THEIR SHRIVELED MERCY. 295 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,250 - WHOA! 296 00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:00,042 IT'S LIKE A BIG SWIRLY TOILET BOWL! 297 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:03,583 - YEAH, THAT'S THE ENTRANCE TO WING 13, 298 00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:05,125 THE SUPERNATURAL WING. 299 00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:07,333 IT EXISTS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION. 300 00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:09,083 - ANOTHER DIMENSION? 301 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,375 NO MENTIONED ANOTHER DIMENSION. 302 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,083 - YEAH, WE STEP THROUGH THERE, 303 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:16,083 AND ASCEND TO THE HOME OF THE ANCIENTS! 304 00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:17,476 - I HATE TO THROW A MONKEY WRENCH INTO THIS 305 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,625 ASCENSION INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION THAT WAS NEVER MENTIONED, BUT... 306 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,500 - WHAT'S WITH THIS SUDDEN DISSENTION? 307 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,042 - I'M HOLDING AN ABSTENTION 308 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,292 TO THE ASCENSION TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. 309 00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,875 MY MOMMY SAID I'M NOT ALLOWED TO. 310 00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:30,875 - WELL, I WON'T WANT TO CAUSE TENSION WITH THIS ASCENSION TO... 311 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:35,042 - STOP IT! BOTH OF YOU, JUST STOP IT! 312 00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:40,708 [RATTLES] 313 00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:50,750 - WHY THAT DUMB VORTEX ALWAYS LEAD TO THIS SODA MACHINE 314 00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:53,000 I'll NEVER KNOW! 315 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000 OH, NUTS! 316 00:14:58,083 --> 00:14:59,976 DON'T TELL ME I'M OUT OF ONES. 317 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,917 [RATTLING] 318 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,125 COOL YOUR JETS, GIRL. 319 00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:03,792 I GOTTA GET SOME CHANGE. 320 00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,500 - LOOK AT THIS PLACE! 321 00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:08,750 IT'S LIKE SOMEONE LEFT HALLOWEEN IN THE BATHTUB 322 00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:10,000 AND IT GOT ALL PRUNEY. 323 00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:13,583 - YEAH, THAT'S THE HOME OF THE ANCIENTS FOR YA. 324 00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:17,292 EVERY RETIRED MONSTER, GERIATRIC GOBLIN... 325 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,083 [FART] 326 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,125 AND OLD BUGABOO ENDS UP HERE. 327 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:22,667 - OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE! 328 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:26,018 THE BLOB HASN'T BEEN FEELING WELL, 329 00:15:26,042 --> 00:15:29,000 AND NOW THE TOILETS ARE ALL BACKED UP! 330 00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:31,542 - LOOK, LADY, WE'RE NOT YOUR... 331 00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:34,542 BILLY, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? 332 00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:35,625 - YOUR MAMA? - NO, DOOFUS! 333 00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:39,458 THIS IS THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN. 334 00:15:39,542 --> 00:15:42,000 OH! AND THAT GUY IS DRACULA... 335 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:45,375 THE BADDEST OF ALL VAMPIRES. 336 00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,708 AND THAT GUY WETTING THE CARPET 337 00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:52,167 IS THE WOLF MAN! 338 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:56,000 - WHY YOU GETTING ALL EXCITED OVER THESE 3 OLD GEEZERS? 339 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:59,458 - YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME CHILDHOOD IDOLS! 340 00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:01,625 - EAT SOME GRASS, DEAR, 341 00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,018 AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 342 00:16:04,042 --> 00:16:07,667 - THEY WERE THE SCARIEST MONSTERS IN ALL THE WORLD. 343 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,958 - YEAH, YEAH! I GET THE PICTURE. 344 00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,208 BUT A MODERN CHILD SUCH AS MYSELF 345 00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:16,333 IS NO LONGER SPOOKED BY SUCH CORNY CREATURES! 346 00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:17,083 - CORNY?! 347 00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:20,083 YOU CALLING DRACULA CORNY?! 348 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,958 - MAYBE THE YOUNG MAN IS RIGHT. 349 00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:26,708 PERHAPS OUR... DON'T WORRY, IT HAPPENS. 350 00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:29,792 PERHAPS OUR TIME OF TERROR HAS PASSED. 351 00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:32,167 AND WE SHOULD HAND THE... 352 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,125 THANK YOU, DEAR. 353 00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:35,500 AND WE SHOULD HAND THE BATON 354 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:40,958 TO A NEW GENERATION OF KNIFE-WIELDING MANIACS. 355 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:41,833 - NO! 356 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:44,375 YOU'RE THE BEST, AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT! 357 00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:48,542 RIGHT AFTER WOLF MAN STOPS ITCHING HIS BUTT ON THE FLOOR. 358 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,042 ALL RIGHT, LET'S ALL GET GOING. 359 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,625 - [GRUNTING] 360 00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:58,125 - OH, YEAH. CAN ANYONE BREAK A 20? 361 00:16:58,917 --> 00:16:59,833 UH, DRACULA, 362 00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:02,167 YOU SURE THE SUN'S NOT BOTHERING YOU? 363 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:05,458 - DRACULA IS DOWN WITH GOING OUT ON THE TOWN. 364 00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:08,500 'CAUSE DRACULA IS IN THE MOOD... 365 00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:11,042 TO MEET SOME FINE, FINE LADIES. 366 00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:15,042 - AND WOLFIE SEEMS TO BE ENJOYING THE EXERCISE, TOO! 367 00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:16,333 - [BARKING] 368 00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:17,625 - WHERE ARE WE GOING, GRIM? 369 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:21,018 - I GOT A PLAN TO BOOST THE ANCIENTS' SELF-ESTEEM. 370 00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:22,917 - HEY, SKELETON MAN! 371 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,708 CHECK OUT DRACULA'S SMOOTH MOVES. 372 00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,208 MMM! HEY! 373 00:17:28,292 --> 00:17:30,958 HEY! HUH! HA HA! 374 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:33,583 - YEAH, THAT'S REAL NICE, DRACULA. 375 00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:36,708 NOW, IF WE COULD JUST KEEP WALKING. 376 00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:38,167 - UH! YEAH! 377 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,208 DRACULA IS SMOKIN'! 378 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,042 HA HA! 379 00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,125 - UH, DRACULA, 380 00:17:42,167 --> 00:17:44,667 I THINK YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF THE SUN. 381 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:45,458 - NO WAY. 382 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:48,125 DRACULA IS ON FIRE! 383 00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:50,792 - FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD! 384 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:52,875 - [BARKING] 385 00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,250 - WOLF MAN, COME BACK! 386 00:17:56,250 --> 00:18:00,417 - MOMMY, THERE'S AN OLD, UGLY DOG CHASING US. 387 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,500 - DON'T WORRY, HONEY. 388 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,917 MOMMY WILL PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY. 389 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,083 [TIRES SQUEAL] 390 00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:10,018 [HIGH PITCHED YELPING] 391 00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:11,750 - FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD! 392 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,292 - OH! SOMETHING'S COOKING! 393 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,042 SMELLS GOOD. 394 00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,042 SPICY. 395 00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:18,042 - [HEAVES] 396 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:19,333 [HOOTING] 397 00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:21,708 - I JUST WANT TO THANK ALL YOU KIDS 398 00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:24,417 FOR COMING DOWN TO DEAD MAN'S LAKE 399 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,333 FOR THIS EVENING OF FREE FOOD, 400 00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:30,976 FUN, AND GHOST STORIES. 401 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,083 - WHERE'S THE FREE FOOD? 402 00:18:33,167 --> 00:18:34,208 - THERE IS NO FOOD. 403 00:18:34,292 --> 00:18:37,144 BEFORE WE BEGIN, ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS... 404 00:18:37,168 --> 00:18:40,042 THAT AREN'T ABOUT THE FOOD? 405 00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:42,542 YES, YOU, LITTLE GIRL. 406 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:46,042 - WILL THERE BE ANY MONSTERS JUMPING OUT AT US? 407 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,167 - GOOD QUESTION. 408 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,000 NO. 409 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,185 NO MONSTERS WILL JUMP OUT AT US. 410 00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:54,000 ESPECIALLY NOT FROM BEHIND THAT BIG BUSH OVER THERE. 411 00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:56,125 SO, FEEL FREE TO LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. 412 00:18:56,208 --> 00:19:01,042 - HOW COME WE DON'T HAVE A REAL FIRE, YO? 413 00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,208 - UH... BECAUSE FIRE IS BAD. 414 00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:05,167 - FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD! 415 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:08,000 - BOY, THESE WOODS REALLY ECHO, EH? 416 00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:10,667 - [HEAVING COUGHS] 417 00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:18,458 - I THINK THAT'S ONE OF THEM BRAZILIAN COUGHING BUSHES. 418 00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:20,000 HANG ON FOR ONE SECOND. 419 00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,542 I GOTTA GO TINKLE. 420 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,083 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE COMMOTION? 421 00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:25,500 - WOLF MAN ATE A SQUIRREL IN ONE BITE. 422 00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:26,893 DRACULA TRIED TO TELL HIM TO CHEW, 423 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,059 BUT HE DON'T LISTEN TO DRACULA. 424 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:31,500 - LOOK, I'M TRYING TO GET THEM KIDS IN THE RIGHT MOOD, 425 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,250 BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY QUITE. 426 00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,417 - YOU DON'T GOTTA TELL DRACULA WHAT TO DO. 427 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,708 DRACULA WAS BORN KNOWING WHAT TO DO. 428 00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:40,250 - JUST KEEP QUIET! 429 00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:43,167 OK. 430 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,417 NOW, FOR THE GHOST STORY. 431 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,958 IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT. 432 00:19:47,042 --> 00:19:49,167 THESE 4 TEENAGERS AND THEIR DOG 433 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,375 WERE RIDING IN THEIR MYSTERY VAN 434 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,000 WHEN IT SUDDENLY BROKE DOWN... 435 00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,500 - YOU KNOW, MANDY, IF YOU GET SCARED, 436 00:19:56,583 --> 00:20:00,208 FEEL FREE TO GRAB ONTO MY HAND, YO. 437 00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:03,042 - THEY TOOK SHELTER IN A HAUNTED OUTHOUSE 438 00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:05,167 BUILT ON AN ANCIENT... - HURRY UP! 439 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,083 DRACULA'S KNEE IS STARTING TO HURT. 440 00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:11,042 - THE OUTHOUSE WAS BUILT ON AN ANCIENT TACO STAND. 441 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:13,750 THE WALLS OOZED SALSA VERDI. 442 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,917 THE CEILING WAS COVERED IN... 443 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,583 - [SINGING SCALES] 444 00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:22,018 - 'SCUSE ME A SEC. 445 00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:24,792 I GOTTA TINKLE... AGAIN. 446 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,250 - WE SUPPOSED TO JUMP OUT YET? 447 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,102 - NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 448 00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:32,083 - JUST TRYING TO SET THE MOOD WITH SOME MUSIC, DEAR. 449 00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:34,042 - WELL, PLEASE DON'T, OK?! 450 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,458 LISTEN TO ME... [MUTTERING] 451 00:20:36,542 --> 00:20:38,434 - WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE GRIM IS SAYING TO THE BUSH? 452 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:44,208 - MAYBE HE'S APOLOGIZING FOR PEEING ON IT SO MUCH. 453 00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:47,000 - BRIDE'S LEG FELL OFF! 454 00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,083 DON'T WORRY! 455 00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:50,583 DRACULA TRY AND FIX IT! 456 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,583 - OK, BACK TO THE... 457 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:57,250 - DRACULA WANT TO KNOW IF YOU GOT ANY GLUE? 458 00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:59,583 - THEIR HOME TO... - OR STAPLES! 459 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,958 DRACULA CAN MAKE DO WITH STAPLES. 460 00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:03,292 - [HACKING COUGH] 461 00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,792 - WOLF MAN ATE UP ANOTHER SQUIRREL AGAIN. 462 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,000 DRACULA TRIED TO STOP HIM. 463 00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,958 GET YOUR BIG BUTT OUT OF DRACULA'S FACE, WOMAN! 464 00:21:10,042 --> 00:21:11,875 - ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT! 465 00:21:11,958 --> 00:21:13,083 I'M DONE WITH YOU PEOPLE! 466 00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:14,792 YOU HEAR ME? DONE WITH YOU! 467 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:18,792 EXPECT ME TO HELP WHEN YOU KEEP ACTING UP. 468 00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:21,292 STUPID WOLF MAN! 469 00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:24,125 DRACULA, YOU... - HEY, KIDS! 470 00:21:24,208 --> 00:21:25,792 WANT TO SEE DRACULA DANCE? 471 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:27,958 - [CHEERING] 472 00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:29,208 - HEY! 473 00:21:29,292 --> 00:21:30,958 YEAH! HA! 474 00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:44,000 - THE ROAD TO STUPID IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS. 475 00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:49,000 - GRIM REAPER, THIS COURT FINDS YOU GUILTY 476 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:53,125 OF ABANDONING OLD PEOPLE AND CHILDREN IN THE WOODS. 477 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:54,417 - OH, YOU HONOR, 478 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,458 I'M SURE THEY WILL TURN UP SOON... 479 00:21:56,542 --> 00:22:00,167 HOPEFULLY ALIVE AND UNEATEN BY BEARS. 480 00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:01,250 HA. 481 00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:04,042 - BY THE POWER OF THE UNDERWORLD COURT, 482 00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:09,583 I SENTENCE YOU TO 50 HOURS OF DANCING! 483 00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:10,542 - MMM! 484 00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,583 MOVE YOUR ELBOWS MORE LIKE DRACULA! 485 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,208 UH! YEAH! 486 00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:16,000 HA HA! HIT THAT! 487 00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:20,542 - PARDON ME, DO YOU HAVE A SECOND 488 00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:22,000 FOR AN INFORMAL SURVEY? 489 00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,083 WHICH OF THESE IS SCARIER? 490 00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:27,042 THESE REALLY SCARY MONSTERS... 491 00:22:27,125 --> 00:22:29,542 - [MOANING AND GROANING] 492 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:30,375 - WOOF! 493 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:32,333 - OR THIS GLASS OF WATER? 494 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,125 - WATER?! 495 00:22:33,208 --> 00:22:35,083 - LOOK. I'll GIVE YOU 5 BUCKS. 496 00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:38,333 5 BUCKS TO SAY THEY'RE SCARIER THAN THE WATER. 497 00:22:38,417 --> 00:22:39,857 WHAT DO YOU SAY? - DRACULA'S THIRSTY. 498 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,083 GONNA DRINK THIS WATER. 499 00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:42,875 - DRACULA, PLEASE DON'T! 500 00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:44,667 - YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF DRACULA! 501 00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:45,976 DRACULA'S A GROWN MAN, 502 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:46,917 CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS! 503 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,042 - CAN I PLEASE GO NOW? 504 00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:50,458 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 505 00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:53,375 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org...