1 00:00:02,833 --> 00:00:06,125 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:07,333 --> 00:00:10,042 - [LAUGHING] 3 00:00:32,208 --> 00:00:34,708 - GIVE ME A CHEESEBURGER WITH NO ONIONS, 4 00:00:34,792 --> 00:00:38,333 A SMALL ORDER OF FRIES, AND A SODA. 5 00:00:48,042 --> 00:00:50,000 - ♪ AND I'll BEAT YOU ALL 6 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:56,125 ♪ TO THE AFTERLIFE ♪ AFTERLIFE ♪ AHH 7 00:00:59,833 --> 00:01:00,833 - HI, BILLY. 8 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:01,708 - HEY, DAD. 9 00:01:01,792 --> 00:01:04,018 WHEN DID WE GET A NEW CAR? 10 00:01:04,042 --> 00:01:05,042 - OH! 11 00:01:05,083 --> 00:01:07,583 RIGHT AFTER I ENTERED PHASE 3. 12 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:09,042 - OF YOUR MIDLIFE CRISIS? 13 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:10,144 - THAT'S RIGHT. 14 00:01:10,168 --> 00:01:12,417 - THE MUSCLE CAR PHASE. 15 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,958 NEXT COMES THE TROPHY WIFE. 16 00:01:15,042 --> 00:01:18,167 - WELL, LET'S FIRE THIS BABY UP. 17 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:21,000 [ENGINE REVS] 18 00:01:25,167 --> 00:01:27,958 - OOH! SHE FIRES UP NICE! 19 00:01:28,042 --> 00:01:28,917 - OH, YEAH. 20 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,018 NOW LET'S GO FOR A RIDE! 21 00:01:32,042 --> 00:01:34,167 - GO FASTER! 22 00:01:35,208 --> 00:01:35,875 - [SCREAMS] 23 00:01:35,958 --> 00:01:36,958 - COOL, DAD! 24 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,583 THE MAILMAN CAUGHT THAT WITH HIS FACE! 25 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,917 - HEY, BILLY, TAKE A LOOK. 26 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,917 FUZZY 20-SIDED DICE. 27 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,083 - HEY, KIDS! 28 00:01:45,167 --> 00:01:49,958 ARE YOU TIRED OF THAT SAME OLD WRETCHED BREAKFAST CEREAL 29 00:01:50,042 --> 00:01:51,917 YOUR MOM IS FEEDING YOU? 30 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,833 ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR MOM?! 31 00:01:54,917 --> 00:01:58,042 WELL, THEN TRY FROSTED GOLDEN APPLE SCRAPS, 32 00:01:58,125 --> 00:02:01,125 PACKED WITH RECOMMENDED DAILY DOSES OF 33 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:05,125 BARFOFLAVIN AND DILDEEN NUMBER 9! 34 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:07,583 SO, ACT NOW! 35 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:09,976 - FROSTED GOLDEN APPLE SCRAPS! 36 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,250 FROSTED GOLDEN APPLE SCRAPS! 37 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:13,542 - BILLY, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! 38 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,185 WE JUST PASSED A DOUGHNUT KINGDOM 39 00:02:15,209 --> 00:02:19,083 WITHOUT STOPPING FOR A CHESTNUT STAR, SON! 40 00:02:19,167 --> 00:02:21,625 [HORN HONKS] 41 00:02:22,458 --> 00:02:25,083 [CRASH] 42 00:02:25,167 --> 00:02:26,750 - CLEANUP ON AISLE 7. 43 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:27,833 - DAD, LOOK. 44 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:31,000 THEY'RE HAVING A SALE ON BEEF TONGUES! 45 00:02:31,042 --> 00:02:33,917 THEY HAVE TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 46 00:02:35,167 --> 00:02:36,185 [GASPS] 47 00:02:36,209 --> 00:02:37,292 THERE IT IS. 48 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:40,292 AND IT'S SUPER-SIZED! 49 00:02:40,375 --> 00:02:42,625 - LET'S GO FOR THE REGULAR SIZED BOX, BILLY. 50 00:02:42,708 --> 00:02:45,542 SUPER-SIZE MIGHT NOT FIT IN THE CAR. 51 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:47,000 - OK. 52 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,208 - THAT'S BETTER. 53 00:02:48,292 --> 00:02:51,102 GOOD THING I HAD THAT BALL OF TWINE IN MY POCKET, BILLY, 54 00:02:51,126 --> 00:02:53,292 OR WE MIGHT NEVER HAVE GOTTEN THIS THING HOME. 55 00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:56,833 - I THINK I SEE A LOW BRIDGE COMING UP. 56 00:02:57,167 --> 00:03:01,250 AND NOW PREPARE TO MEET YOUR CONSUMPTION! 57 00:03:01,333 --> 00:03:04,000 [SCREAMS] 58 00:03:10,917 --> 00:03:13,542 - [PIERCING SCREECH] 59 00:03:23,208 --> 00:03:25,000 [TARZAN YELL] 60 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:28,833 - I'll ADMIRE YOUR FANCIFUL PLUMAGE LATER, GLOWING CHICKEN. 61 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,375 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA CRAM THIS ENTIRE BOX 62 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:34,042 OF FROSTED GOLDEN APPLE SCRAPS DOWN MY... 63 00:03:34,125 --> 00:03:36,792 [SHUDDERS] 64 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:42,208 IT'S EMPTY... JUST LIKE MY SOUL! 65 00:03:43,500 --> 00:03:45,333 - HEY, BILLY, YOU LEFT THE FRONT DOOR OPEN. 66 00:03:45,417 --> 00:03:47,333 YOU KNOW THAT'S HOW FLIES CAN GET IN. 67 00:03:47,417 --> 00:03:49,333 - YEAH, AND US. 68 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:50,750 HA HA HA HA HA! 69 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:51,458 AND US! 70 00:03:51,542 --> 00:03:53,167 - WHAT IS WITH YOU TODAY? 71 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:54,250 - WHAT? - TODAY... 72 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:59,042 I GOT A BOX OF FROSTED GOLDEN APPLE SCRAPS 73 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:00,144 AND... 74 00:04:00,168 --> 00:04:03,917 I GOT A BOX OF FROSTED GOLDEN APPLE SCRAPS 75 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,042 AND... 76 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:08,500 AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET A SINGLE PIECE! 77 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:10,708 THE BIG DUMB CHICKEN ATE IT ALL. 78 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:11,583 - CHICKEN? 79 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:12,750 - [FARTS] 80 00:04:12,833 --> 00:04:15,167 - HEY, THAT CHICKEN LOOKS KIND OF FAMILIAR. 81 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:17,500 YOU KNOW, HE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE A... 82 00:04:17,583 --> 00:04:18,750 - [BURPS] 83 00:04:18,833 --> 00:04:19,750 [SQUAWK] 84 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:23,875 - HEY! A FROSTED GOLDEN APPLE SCRAP! 85 00:04:24,792 --> 00:04:26,000 - [PIERCING SCREECH] 86 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:27,708 - HEY! 87 00:04:29,042 --> 00:04:32,083 GIVE ME THAT, YOU DIRTY BIRD! 88 00:04:33,042 --> 00:04:36,708 MESS WITH THE BEST, EXPLODE LIKE THE... 89 00:04:36,792 --> 00:04:38,042 HUH? 90 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:39,102 WHOA! 91 00:04:39,126 --> 00:04:40,750 - [FARTS] 92 00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:41,500 - PHEW! 93 00:04:41,583 --> 00:04:43,833 - OH, YEAH, IT'S A PHOENIX. 94 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,018 IT'S REBORN FROM ITS OWN ASHES. 95 00:04:46,042 --> 00:04:47,792 - WELL, I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS. 96 00:04:47,875 --> 00:04:49,458 IT'S NOT GETTING THE LAST PIECE 97 00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:52,333 OF FROSTED GOLDEN APP... 98 00:04:53,458 --> 00:04:55,583 - I'M GONNA WATCH SOME TV. 99 00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:57,018 - GOOD IDEA. 100 00:04:57,042 --> 00:05:00,125 OH, I LIKE THIS SHOW. 101 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:01,875 [E.K.G. BEEPING ON TV] 102 00:05:01,958 --> 00:05:03,042 [THUD] 103 00:05:03,125 --> 00:05:05,875 [GLASS BREAKS] 104 00:05:06,542 --> 00:05:09,042 [BILLY GROANS] 105 00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:12,667 [TV VOLUME INCREASES] 106 00:05:12,750 --> 00:05:13,750 [E.K.G. FLATLINES] 107 00:05:13,792 --> 00:05:15,833 HA HA HA HA HA! 108 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:16,958 THIS IS THE GOOD PART. 109 00:05:17,042 --> 00:05:21,083 IT'S WHERE THEY... [DRILL WHIRRING ON TV] 110 00:05:27,833 --> 00:05:30,083 [VOLUME INCREASES] 111 00:05:30,167 --> 00:05:30,958 - OOF! 112 00:05:31,042 --> 00:05:32,792 - ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT! 113 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:36,792 WHERE'D THAT STUPID BIRD COME FROM ANYWAYS?! 114 00:05:37,417 --> 00:05:40,458 - IT CAME FROM THE FROSTED GOLDEN APP... 115 00:05:40,542 --> 00:05:42,167 - THE WHAT?! 116 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:45,083 - THE FROSTED GOLDEN APP... 117 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:47,458 IT CAME FROM THE CEREAL BOX! 118 00:05:47,542 --> 00:05:49,042 - [FARTS] 119 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:50,500 - CEREAL BOX? 120 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:51,583 OH! - WAIT A SECOND. 121 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:53,410 WHAT KIND OF BREAKFAST CEREAL 122 00:05:53,458 --> 00:05:55,000 COMES WITH A PHOENIX INSIDE? 123 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:58,625 - WELL, IT SAYS HERE IT'S MADE IN ARIZONA. 124 00:05:58,708 --> 00:05:59,792 - NO, IT DOESN'T. 125 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:02,750 IT SAYS IT'S MADE IN ERIS-ZONA. 126 00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:05,625 - ERIS-ZONA?! 127 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:10,042 - CAN YOU BELIEVE DADDY CUT ME OFF?! 128 00:06:10,125 --> 00:06:14,125 ME?! THE BEAUTIFUL, GREAT, MAJESTIC GODDESS OF CHAOS?! 129 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:17,417 I'M REALLY GONNA MISS THAT ALLOWANCE EVERY WEEK. 130 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:20,083 I EVEN HAD TO GET A DAY JOB. 131 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:21,375 NO, NOT THAT. 132 00:06:21,458 --> 00:06:22,708 IT'S A CEREAL FACTORY. 133 00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:25,083 AH, AT THE VERY LEAST, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO 134 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:29,083 SPREAD SOME CHAOS WITH THESE SILLY FIREBIRDS. 135 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:31,976 - PHOENIXES, M'LADY. 136 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,042 - QUITE, YOU! 137 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:35,000 OOH. ALL RIGHT, MOM. 138 00:06:35,083 --> 00:06:37,125 I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK. 139 00:06:38,083 --> 00:06:39,061 THUD! 140 00:06:39,085 --> 00:06:41,167 - YES, YOUR CHAOSNESS? 141 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:43,667 - DOUBLE PRODUCTION IMMEDIATELY! 142 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:47,792 - BUT, M'LADY, THE ELVES, THEY GROW HUNGRY. 143 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,625 - HEY, BOB. HOW'S IT GOING? 144 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:51,458 - EH, A LITTLE HUNGRY. 145 00:06:51,542 --> 00:06:52,417 - YEAH. 146 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:53,750 - HUNGRY?! 147 00:06:53,833 --> 00:06:55,042 WE'LL SEE HOW HUNGRY THEY ARE 148 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:58,061 WHEN I TAKE THEIR RED AND BLACK LICORICE AWAY! 149 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,792 GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! 150 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,102 - DON'T WORRY, BILLY. 151 00:07:03,126 --> 00:07:05,625 WE'LL GET THAT DUMB BIRD OFF YOUR HEAD 152 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:07,167 EVEN IF IT TAKES, UH... 153 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:08,750 THE REST OF 11 MINUTES. 154 00:07:08,833 --> 00:07:11,042 THERE'S GOTTA BE A CUSTOMER SERVICE DESK 155 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:12,667 AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 156 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:13,792 AH! 157 00:07:13,875 --> 00:07:14,958 HERE WE GO. 158 00:07:15,042 --> 00:07:19,542 HELLO?! 159 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:21,833 HELLO... 160 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:26,625 - HOW MAY THUD PROVIDE YOU WITH EXCELLENT SERVICE? 161 00:07:26,708 --> 00:07:28,542 - YEAH, WELL, WE GOT A COMPLAINT. 162 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:30,750 THIS PHOENIX FLEW OUT OF YOUR CEREAL BOX. 163 00:07:30,833 --> 00:07:36,708 - THE HELP DESK IS CLOSED ON TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS. 164 00:07:36,792 --> 00:07:39,458 - MANDY, WHAT DAY IS TODAY? 165 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:40,976 - WEDNESDAY. 166 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,167 - [INHALES] 167 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:44,292 - LOOK, GO GET ERIS. 168 00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:46,333 TELL HER GRIM IS HERE TO SEE HER. 169 00:07:46,417 --> 00:07:47,417 SHE KNOWS ME. 170 00:07:47,458 --> 00:07:49,667 I KNOW SHE'S HERE, AND WE AIN'T LEAVING 171 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:51,917 UNTIL SHE COMES DOWN. 172 00:08:03,167 --> 00:08:05,292 ALL RIGHT, KIDS, LET'S GO. 173 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:07,750 THAT WASN'T EXCELLENT SERVICE. 174 00:08:07,833 --> 00:08:09,333 THAT WAS MEDIOCRE AT BEST. 175 00:08:09,417 --> 00:08:11,750 NOW WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET IN TO SEE ERIS. 176 00:08:11,833 --> 00:08:14,625 BILLY, WHERE YOU GOING? 177 00:08:15,375 --> 00:08:16,125 LOOK! 178 00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:18,102 BILLY FOUND A SECRET ENTRANCE. 179 00:08:18,126 --> 00:08:19,542 - NICE WORK, BILLY. 180 00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:20,375 - LET'S GO. 181 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,500 - GRIM, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 182 00:08:22,583 --> 00:08:24,042 - SURE, I'M SURE. 183 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:25,958 I SAW THIS IN A MOVIE ONCE. 184 00:08:26,042 --> 00:08:27,102 - WHAT MOVIE? 185 00:08:27,126 --> 00:08:30,667 - IT WAS THE 1939 EPIC "DRUMS ALONG THE MOHAWK." 186 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:32,250 - I DON'T REMEMBER THAT PART. 187 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:35,292 - UH, IT WAS THE DIRECTOR'S CUT. 188 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:37,458 ALL RIGHT, KEEP GOING, BILLY. 189 00:08:37,542 --> 00:08:39,875 MANDY, YOU BACK THERE? 190 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:40,958 - NO. - AGH! 191 00:08:41,667 --> 00:08:43,250 SOMETHING JUST BRUSHED PAST ME LEG! 192 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:46,083 I THINK IT WAS A CANDY BAR. 193 00:08:58,667 --> 00:09:00,000 [TOILET SEAT SLAMS] 194 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:01,542 [SPLASH] 195 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,083 - AGH! 196 00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:07,208 - WAS IT SOMETHING WE SAID? 197 00:09:07,292 --> 00:09:10,667 - INTRUDERS, M'LADY, IN SECTOR 7! 198 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,750 - OH, NOT AGAIN! 199 00:09:12,833 --> 00:09:14,625 WHAT DID THEY LOOK LIKE? 200 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:18,083 - UH... WELL, ONE'S KIND OF SHORT. 201 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:22,458 AND ONE'S GOT ON SORT OF A ROBE THINGY. 202 00:09:22,542 --> 00:09:24,583 AND THEN THE OTHER ONE... 203 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,500 - OK, THUD, THAT'S ENOUGH. 204 00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:28,875 WELL, WELL, WELL! GRIM AND FRIENDS. 205 00:09:28,958 --> 00:09:31,018 WHAT A FRAGRANT SURPRISE. 206 00:09:31,042 --> 00:09:32,250 - LOOK, ERIS, WE... 207 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:34,500 - WELL, IT'S BEEN A LOVELY VISIT. 208 00:09:34,583 --> 00:09:36,583 WE REALLY WILL HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN SOON. 209 00:09:36,667 --> 00:09:37,875 BYE, NOW. 210 00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:40,875 - ERIS, YOU GOTTA GET THIS THING OFF BILLY'S HEAD. 211 00:09:40,958 --> 00:09:42,458 IT'S DRIVING US CRAZY. 212 00:09:42,542 --> 00:09:43,250 - WE'RE SORRY. 213 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,667 IF YOU'D READ THE FINE PRINT, 214 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:45,976 YOU'D SEE THAT FROSTED GOLDEN APPLE SCRAPS INCORPORATED 215 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,125 IS IN NO WAY ACCOUNTABLE FOR DAMAGES SUSTAINED 216 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:49,708 AS A RESULT OF ITS CEREAL PRODUCTS. 217 00:09:49,792 --> 00:09:51,458 IN FACT... - OH, COME ON, ERIS. 218 00:09:51,542 --> 00:09:54,061 WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S A CROCK OF CHOCOLATE PUDDING. 219 00:09:54,085 --> 00:09:57,167 - I'M SORRY, GRIM, BUT YOU KNOW HOW CHAOS WORKS. 220 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:59,250 ONCE IT'S RELEASED INTO THE UNIVERSE, 221 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,667 IT GROWS OUT OF CONTROL FOREVER, 222 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:03,167 AND THERE'S NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO TO STOP IT. 223 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:07,208 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M LATE FOR MY 3:00 BODY SCRUB. 224 00:10:07,292 --> 00:10:10,667 WE CORPORATE EXECUTIVE TYPES RUN A TIGHT SHIP, YOU KNOW. 225 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:13,333 - BUT WHAT ABOUT PUTTING THE CUSTOMER FIRST? 226 00:10:13,417 --> 00:10:15,875 WHAT ABOUT BILLY? 227 00:10:15,958 --> 00:10:17,558 - I'M SORRY, GRIM. IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL. 228 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:19,583 THUD WILL SHOW YOU TO THE DOOR. 229 00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:20,917 HE'S... THUD! 230 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,375 THUD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 231 00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:25,375 - HAVIN' SOME CEREAL. 232 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,144 - AND WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT 233 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:30,917 HAVIN' SOME CEREAL IN THE BOARDROOM? 234 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 BAD THUD! 235 00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:35,250 - NO! WAIT! I... - NO! NO! 236 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:37,500 - [GASPING] 237 00:10:37,583 --> 00:10:39,750 OH, HELP! 238 00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:46,583 NO. NO! 239 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,042 PLEASE, NO. 240 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,042 - HEY, ERIS. 241 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,250 - WHAT? 242 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,185 - YOU GOT A PIECE OF FOOD STUCK IN YOUR TEETH. 243 00:10:52,209 --> 00:10:54,000 - NO, I DON'T. 244 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:57,144 - YOU DO NOW. 245 00:10:57,168 --> 00:11:00,792 - WHAT IN THE... - [LOUD SCREECH] 246 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:04,542 - [SCREAMS] 247 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:15,500 - WELL, THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD EPISODE. 248 00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:18,583 - DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY "GOOD." 249 00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,333 - YEAH! 250 00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:23,375 HEY, PASS THE MILK DOWN HERE! 251 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:24,583 THANKS, THUD. 252 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:29,958 YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL EXCELLENT SERVICE. 253 00:11:30,042 --> 00:11:32,458 [CHUCKLES] 254 00:11:46,042 --> 00:11:47,292 - OK, CLASS, 255 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:50,144 ANY QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU TAKE YOUR TEST... 256 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,083 AND I TAKE MY NAP? 257 00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:54,792 - I HAVE A QUESTION! 258 00:11:58,042 --> 00:11:59,625 - WHAT, BILLY? 259 00:11:59,708 --> 00:12:00,875 - YOU GOT ANY GUM? 260 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:02,208 - NO. 261 00:12:02,542 --> 00:12:03,708 - MANDY, DO YOU... - NO. 262 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:06,542 CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO TAKE A TEST HERE? 263 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:07,542 - BUT THAT'S JUST IT. 264 00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:09,417 I CAN'T TAKE A TEST WITHOUT GUM. 265 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:12,083 CALMS MY NERVES AND HELPS ME THINK. 266 00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:14,208 ALL RIGHT, IT JUST CALMS MY NERVES. 267 00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:16,375 IRWIN, YOU GOT ANY GUM? 268 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:17,750 - GUM? 269 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:21,875 WELL... I'VE GOT A PLUMB, A DRUM, 270 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:26,583 EVEN A TINY CHUM... NO BIGGER THAN MY THUMB. 271 00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:28,042 BUT NO GUM, YO. 272 00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:29,042 - WELL, THEN... 273 00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:32,208 THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON LEFT TO ASK. 274 00:12:32,292 --> 00:12:33,976 - NO. NO, YO! 275 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,917 DON'T CALL GRIM, YO. 276 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,958 - GRIM! - AAGH! 277 00:12:41,083 --> 00:12:43,792 - [SNORING] 278 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:47,917 - THIS BETTER BE GOOD, BILLY. 279 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,083 - YOU GOT ANY GUM? 280 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:52,000 - YOU DRAGGED ME AWAY FROM A BUSY SCHEDULE 281 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:53,000 FOR A STICK OF GUM? 282 00:12:53,083 --> 00:12:56,083 - ACTUALLY, I PREFER BALLS OF GUM! 283 00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:58,125 - JUST GIVE HIM THE GUM, GRIM. 284 00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:58,833 - FINE! 285 00:12:58,917 --> 00:12:59,934 HERE'S A BOTTOMLESS SUPPLY 286 00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:03,083 SO YOU NEVER BOTHER ME WITH THIS AGAIN. 287 00:13:05,875 --> 00:13:06,917 - GREETINGS, WILLIAM. 288 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,125 WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPERIENCE A REFRESHING 289 00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:11,833 PIECE OF MY FLAVORFUL GUM? 290 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:12,750 - OH. 291 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,125 UH, YOU TALK. 292 00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,917 - CERTAINLY! I SPEAK 42 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, 293 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,042 INCLUDING DUTCH, FRENCH, 294 00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:19,559 THE BINARY LANGUAGE OF MOISTURE VAPORATORS, 295 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:20,583 KLINGON, HINDI... 296 00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,851 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH... SEE, THE THING IS, 297 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:25,417 I WAS KIND OF HOPING FOR GUM THAT DIDN'T TALK. 298 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,083 - OH. 299 00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:27,750 I SEE. 300 00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:29,083 - IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL. 301 00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:32,083 IT'S JUST, I DON'T LIKE MY GUM TO TALK, THAT'S ALL. 302 00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:34,708 - NO, NO. THAT'S OK. I... 303 00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:36,708 WELL, I'll JUST LET MYSELF OUT. 304 00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:37,458 - NO! 305 00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:39,018 I STILL WANT YOU. 306 00:13:39,042 --> 00:13:41,500 I JUST WANT YOU TO SHUT UP! 307 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:44,125 - OH, COME ON! REALLY? 308 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,958 I MEAN, I'M FUNNY! I TELL JOKES. 309 00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:48,000 TWO RAISINETTES, A STICK OF LICORICE... 310 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:49,061 - GRIM. - RIGHT. 311 00:13:49,085 --> 00:13:51,000 - DOUGHNUT HOLE WALK INTO A CANDY STORE... 312 00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,292 - THANKS, GRIM. 313 00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:01,458 - YEAH, YEAH. 314 00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:02,375 JUST REMEMBER: 315 00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:04,333 DON'T SWALLOW THIS GUM. 316 00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:05,333 - WHY NOT? 317 00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:06,792 - TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 318 00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:11,125 IF I HAD SKIN, IT WOULD BE CRAWLING ALL OVER THE PLACE. 319 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:15,375 - [LAUGHING] 320 00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:19,250 SAY! 321 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:24,542 THIS LOOKS LIKE AN AWESOME PLACE TO SWALLOW MY GUM. 322 00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,833 ♪ DA DA DUM, TA TUM 323 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,292 [SIGHS] 324 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:36,792 WHAT A GUM-SWALLOWING SENSATION! 325 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:43,500 MMM! 326 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,875 SWALLOW-LICIOUS! 327 00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:47,500 - I THOUGHT GRIM WARNED YOU NOT TO SWALLOW THAT STUFF. 328 00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:50,042 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. BUT YOU KNOW GRIM. 329 00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:52,458 HE'S A FEW GEESE SHORT OF A GAGGLE. 330 00:14:52,542 --> 00:14:53,542 [RUMBLING] 331 00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:56,000 - THEN WHY IS YOUR STOMACH RUMBLING? 332 00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,083 - WHAT RUMBLING? 333 00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:59,792 [RUMBLING] 334 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:06,250 - UH... ARE YOU FEELING OK? 335 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,708 - JUST PEACHY, THANK YOU. 336 00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:09,333 WHY DO YOU ASK? 337 00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:14,917 - WELL, UH, WHEN YOU TALK, THERE ARE... 338 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,042 - THERE ARE WHAT? 339 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,333 - OK, BILLY, HAND OVER THE GUM. 340 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,208 - NO! 341 00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,042 IT'S MY GUM! 342 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:26,667 TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 343 00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:33,125 - HE SWALLOWED IT, DIDN'T HE? 344 00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,083 - YEP. 345 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,417 SO, WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM NOW? 346 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,083 - HE GETS AN UNIMAGINABLY HORRIBLE RASH 347 00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,417 FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION. 348 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,167 - WILL HE ITCH AND SWEAT? 349 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,500 - YEP. THE WORKS. 350 00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,958 HE MAY EVEN BE QUARANTINED IN HIS ROOM. 351 00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:47,750 - WELL, AT LEAST HE'LL BE OUT OF OUR HAIR FOR A BIT. 352 00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:50,542 LET'S LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE. 353 00:15:58,167 --> 00:15:59,083 - SO, UH... 354 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:02,167 NICE DAY TO WAIT FOR A BUS, EH, LADY? 355 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:11,083 [FARTS] 356 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:17,125 WHAT'S THE MATTER, LADY? 357 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:20,375 - AAGH! 358 00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,000 - [SNARLING INDISTINCTLY] 359 00:16:22,083 --> 00:16:24,792 - [SCREAMS] 360 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:33,500 - HEY, GUYS. 361 00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:35,125 NOW THAT BILLY'S GONE, 362 00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:36,333 WHY DON'T WE CALL OUR SHOW 363 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:39,500 "THE GRIM ADVENTURES OF IRWIN AND MANDY"? 364 00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:40,208 OK?! 365 00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,333 - SHUT UP, IRWIN. 366 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,667 - NO, REALLY. 367 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,250 I GOT THE WHOLE PILOT EPISODE ALL WORKED OUT, OK. 368 00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:47,042 IT STARTS WITH ME AND MANDY 369 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:49,583 RUNNING IN THE WOODS, SCANTILY CLAD, 370 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:52,542 FROM AN EVIL, SUPERNATURAL CLOUD... 371 00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:55,042 OF BUBBLES. 372 00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:56,976 OH, MY GOSH! 373 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,167 IT'S HAPPENING! 374 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,125 IT'S REALLY HAPPENING! 375 00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:01,976 COME ON, MANDY! 376 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,792 - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE BILLY'S OUT THERE TALKING UP A STORM. 377 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,101 - I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS GOING TO 378 00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,583 BREAK OUT IN AN UNIMAGINABLY HORRIBLE RASH 379 00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:10,708 FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION. 380 00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,542 - WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS ON THE LABEL. 381 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:13,792 ONE THING'S FOR SURE, 382 00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:17,375 WE'VE GOTTA GET THAT GUM OUT OF BILLY'S STOMACH. 383 00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,583 NOW, REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU. 384 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,750 ALL WE GOTTA DO IS KEEP BILLY TALKING 385 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,625 UNTIL HE HITS THE RASH STAGE. 386 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:25,500 - THAT SHOULD BE EASY. 387 00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:27,125 HELLO, BILLY. 388 00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,125 I THINK IT'S TIME WE HAD A LITTLE TALK. 389 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:32,125 - HUH?! - YEAH! 390 00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:35,083 COME IN. GRAB A CHAIR. 391 00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:38,875 - [GRUNTS] 392 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:39,833 NOT NOW. 393 00:17:39,917 --> 00:17:41,042 TOO TIRED. 394 00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,144 GOTTA GO. BYE. 395 00:17:42,168 --> 00:17:44,625 [FARTS] 396 00:17:47,917 --> 00:17:51,000 - ANY OTHER BRIGHT IDEAS, GRIM? 397 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:52,125 - ACTUALLY, YES. 398 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:55,042 WHY NOT USE YOUR FEMININE WILES 399 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:56,417 TO GET HIM TO TALK. 400 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,018 - [GROANS] 401 00:17:58,042 --> 00:18:00,292 I HATE BILLY. 402 00:18:11,542 --> 00:18:13,625 - TEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 403 00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:16,167 - [BARKING] 404 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:27,625 - SO, UH... BILLY... CAN I... UGH... 405 00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:29,042 GET YOU ANYTHING? 406 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,125 - NOPE. 407 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,750 - GET CLOSER TO HIM. 408 00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:33,750 ASK HIM HOW HIS DAY WAS. 409 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:36,250 - [GROWLS] 410 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,417 SO... HOW WAS YOUR STUPID DAY? 411 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,625 - STUPID FINE. 412 00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:43,000 - THIS ISN'T WORKING, GRIM. 413 00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:45,667 - ASK HIM PERSONAL THINGS ABOUT HIMSELF. 414 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,083 HIS HOPES AND DREAMS. 415 00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,167 AND BE NICE. 416 00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:50,083 - GRRR! 417 00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:52,417 BILLY, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER NOW 418 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:55,875 FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE A NIGHTMARISH ETERNITY. 419 00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:58,583 AND THOUGH I INSULT AND LIE TO YOU DAILY, 420 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:02,292 STEAL YOUR STUFF, MAKE FUN OF YOU, YOUR FAMILY, 421 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,250 AND ANYONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU, 422 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:08,125 I STILL DON'T FEEL LIKE I... UGH... 423 00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:09,208 KNOW YOU. 424 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,000 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF. 425 00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:14,583 - IF I TOLD YOU, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 426 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:18,250 I'M A VERY COMPLEX AND MULTI-LAYERED PERSON. 427 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,601 BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME, 428 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:21,851 IT'S ALL HERE IN MY NEW AUTOBIOGRAPHY, 429 00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:24,208 HOT OFF THE PRESSES, COMPLETE AND UNABRIDGED. 430 00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:28,000 - ISN'T THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? 431 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,750 - NO. 432 00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:32,167 - ALL RIGHT. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE. 433 00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:34,208 GIVE ME THAT. 434 00:19:34,292 --> 00:19:37,667 COUGH UP THE GUM, OR I'M GONNA CUT IT OUT. 435 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:39,833 SO, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 436 00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:43,208 - IF YOU DO THAT, I'll... ER, I'll... 437 00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:46,792 I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll... 438 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000 IF YOU DO THAT, 439 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:53,708 THEN I'll EAT THE ENTIRE BOTTOMLESS GUMBALL MACHINE, 440 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,042 THEREBY CREATING VARIOUS FORMS OF HAVOC 441 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:58,125 AND OTHER AWKWARD SITUATIONS. 442 00:19:58,208 --> 00:19:59,833 HA HA HA HA HA. 443 00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:01,375 - YOU WOULDN'T DARE! 444 00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:02,768 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 445 00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:04,072 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 446 00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:07,292 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 447 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:18,000 [LAUGHING] 448 00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:22,833 [FARTS] 449 00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:24,042 - GREAT. 450 00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,976 IS HE GONNA EXPLODE OR WHAT? 451 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,042 - I DON'T KNOW. 452 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,042 NO ONE'S EVER BEEN DUMB ENOUGH 453 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:31,375 TO SWALLOW THE WHOLE BOTTOMLESS SUPPLY AT ONCE. 454 00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:33,292 - [LAUGHING] 455 00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:34,976 I FEEL FUNNY. 456 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,042 AND I DON'T MEAN FUNNY HA HA. 457 00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,542 NO, NO, NO. 458 00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:39,917 FUNNY WEIRD. 459 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,417 [GIGGLES] 460 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,417 [BURPS] 461 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,958 - [GRUNTING] 462 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,458 [SCREAMS] 463 00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:57,976 - WHAT A STROKE OF LUCK, EH, GRIM? 464 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,333 - YOU CALL THIS LUCK? 465 00:20:59,417 --> 00:21:03,125 - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE GOT BILLY TO COUGH UP THE GUM... 466 00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:04,000 LITERALLY. 467 00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,333 - WAIT A SECOND, DUDES. 468 00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:09,000 I GOT THAT FUNNY WEIRD NOT FUNNY HA HA FEELING AGAIN. 469 00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:11,333 [RUMBLES] 470 00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:14,083 [LAUGHING] 471 00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:22,083 - DON'T WORRY, JAMES. 472 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:26,583 THESE NEW AIRPLANES PRACTICALLY LAND THEMSELVES. 473 00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:30,042 AH. 474 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,750 NOW, WHAT DID I TELL YA. 475 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,833 [HORNS HONKING] 476 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:36,375 - [LAUGHING] 477 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:49,875 [GIGGLING] 478 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:51,750 - ARE YOU QUITE FINISHED? 479 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:54,292 - [LAUGHING] 480 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000 YEP. I'M DONE. 481 00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,061 - OK. GOOD. 482 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,458 NOW MAYBE WE CAN... - WAIT! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 483 00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:04,167 [SNORTS] 484 00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:07,625 OK, I'M ALL EARS. 485 00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:12,792 I'VE GOT AN UNIMAGINABLY HORRIBLE RASH 486 00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:15,375 FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION! 487 00:22:16,917 --> 00:22:19,208 ANYBODY GOTS ANY GUM? 488 00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:23,958 [TELEPHONE RINGS] - HELLO? 489 00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:25,226 - YOU GOTS ANY CALAMINE LOTION? 490 00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:27,750 HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! 491 00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:30,292 - [LAUGHING] 492 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,625 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 493 00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:39,167 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... 494 00:22:40,750 --> 00:22:42,792 - IT'S FOR YOU. 495 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:48,833 - CRUEL AND UNREASONABLE LITTLE BOY. 496 00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:50,792 - [LAUGHS] 497 00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:52,083 OH, OH!