1 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:09,208 - [LAUGHING] 2 00:00:33,458 --> 00:00:34,458 - SMILE. 3 00:00:34,500 --> 00:00:37,042 TOMORROW WILL BE WORSE. 4 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:52,018 - YOU'RE TRAVELING INTO ANOTHER WORLD... 5 00:00:52,042 --> 00:00:55,083 A WORLD OF NOT ONLY THE STUPID AND DUMB, 6 00:00:55,167 --> 00:00:56,583 BUT OF THE REALLY STUPID 7 00:00:56,667 --> 00:00:58,917 AND THE UNMERCIFULLY DORKISH. 8 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,917 A WORLD WHERE IT'S OK IF YOU CHEW YOUR TOENAILS. 9 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,125 YOUR NEXT STOP: THE BILLY ZONE. 10 00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:10,042 WELCOME TO ENDSVILLE. 11 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:12,417 WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE A STRANGE TALE 12 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,417 ABOUT A BOY WHO INSPIRED A NATION 13 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:17,500 WITH HIS PAIR OF MAGICAL PANTS. 14 00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:19,083 MEET BILLY'S DAD, 15 00:01:19,167 --> 00:01:21,833 A HARD-WORKING, LOVING FAMILY MAN. 16 00:01:21,917 --> 00:01:24,667 - SEE YA, HONEY! I'M OFF TO WORK. 17 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:27,125 - BUT NOT TOO BRIGHT. 18 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:28,083 MEET GRIM. 19 00:01:28,167 --> 00:01:29,625 - PUT SOME PANTS ON, MAN! 20 00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:31,875 YOU'RE BLINDING THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD! 21 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,250 - THE GRIM REAPER HIMSELF... 22 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:36,875 FORCED TO BEFRIEND TWO MERE CHILDREN. 23 00:01:36,958 --> 00:01:39,976 - HEY! I'M NOT FORCED TO DO ANYTHING. 24 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,875 I'M MY OWN MAN, MAN. 25 00:01:41,958 --> 00:01:43,500 - GRIM, I NEED TO MAKE A DIORAMA 26 00:01:43,583 --> 00:01:45,250 OF THE ENTIRE HUMAN DIGESTIVE SYSTEM 27 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:46,333 BY TOMORROW MORNING. 28 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:48,333 THE SCISSORS AND GLUE ARE ON MY DESK. 29 00:01:48,417 --> 00:01:50,542 GET GOING. 30 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:51,500 - OH. 31 00:01:51,583 --> 00:01:53,000 [MUTTERING] 32 00:01:53,083 --> 00:01:54,583 - NOW MEET MANDY. SHE'S A... 33 00:01:54,667 --> 00:01:58,042 - GET THAT STUPID THING OUT OF MY FACE, OR ELSE! 34 00:01:58,125 --> 00:01:59,125 - UH, HERE'S BILLY, 35 00:01:59,167 --> 00:02:02,042 THE BOY WHO WOULD CHANGE A NATION. 36 00:02:02,125 --> 00:02:03,042 - HI, MANDY. 37 00:02:03,125 --> 00:02:04,708 READY FOR SCHOOL?! 38 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:05,875 - GET LOST. 39 00:02:05,958 --> 00:02:06,976 - HEY, BILLY. 40 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,542 HEY, BOO. 41 00:02:09,792 --> 00:02:10,875 YOU GUYS ALL EXCITED ABOUT 42 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:13,208 THE PRESIDENT'S FITNESS TEST AT SCHOOL TODAY? 43 00:02:13,292 --> 00:02:16,125 I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT ALL WEEK FOR IT. 44 00:02:16,208 --> 00:02:18,083 FULL ABS AND PECS... 45 00:02:18,167 --> 00:02:20,125 CHEST HAIR INCLUDED, BABY! 46 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,333 WHAT DO YOU THINK, MANDY? 47 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:24,042 YEOW! 48 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:26,083 - DO THE SAME THING WITH YOUR PERSONALITY, IRWIN, 49 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:29,333 AND WE MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT. 50 00:02:29,958 --> 00:02:32,375 [RUMBLING] 51 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,167 - OH! 52 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:44,083 WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY FOR SCHOOL! 53 00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:45,458 RIGHT, SON? 54 00:02:45,542 --> 00:02:46,542 - RIGHT, DAD. 55 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:49,833 - GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FITNESS TEST TODAY. 56 00:02:49,917 --> 00:02:53,125 MAKE ME PROUD, SON. 57 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:54,125 - AAGH! 58 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:55,625 - INCOMING. 59 00:02:55,708 --> 00:02:58,208 - [SCREAMING] 60 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:02,583 - NERGAL JUNIOR. 61 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:04,500 - HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP? 62 00:03:04,583 --> 00:03:06,750 - BYE, SON! 63 00:03:08,083 --> 00:03:12,792 - YOU READY FOR THE FITNESS THINGY AT SCHOOL TODAY, JUNIOR? 64 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:15,083 - I DON'T HAVE TO BE READY, COUSIN, 65 00:03:15,167 --> 00:03:17,185 'CAUSE I CAN CHANGE MY SHAPE TO MAKE MYSELF 66 00:03:17,209 --> 00:03:20,083 AS MUSCULAR AND AS FIT AS I NEED TO BE. 67 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:22,125 SEE? 68 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:27,083 - THAT'S THE SECOND-MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER SEEN. 69 00:03:27,167 --> 00:03:28,500 - SECOND? 70 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,167 - RACE YOU TO THE BUS STOP. 71 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:32,125 - YOU'RE ON! 72 00:03:33,958 --> 00:03:35,000 - WAIT UP, GUYS! 73 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:37,458 I WANT TO RACE, TOO! 74 00:03:37,542 --> 00:03:39,708 [GASPING] 75 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:41,018 MY LEGS! 76 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:42,083 MY LUNGS! 77 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:44,708 - FACE IT, DWEEB, YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE. 78 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:46,458 - IT ISN'T TRUE! 79 00:03:46,542 --> 00:03:47,667 - WHATEVER. 80 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,185 SEE YOU AT SCHOOL. 81 00:03:49,209 --> 00:03:51,750 - [GROANING] 82 00:03:53,083 --> 00:03:55,000 - ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE MAGGOTS, 83 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:58,000 YOU'RE HERE FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY: 84 00:03:58,083 --> 00:04:00,250 TO BE TESTED ON HOW UNPHYSICALLY FIT 85 00:04:00,333 --> 00:04:03,917 AND OUT OF SHAPE YOU PILES OF SNOT REALLY ARE. 86 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,417 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GRIM? 87 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:08,917 - COACH FILBERMAN HAD A SLIGHT BRUSH WITH ME THIS MORNING 88 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,625 AND IS RECOVERING IN THE HOSPITAL... 89 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:13,500 FROM NO EXERCISE, TOO MANY DOUGHNUTS. 90 00:04:13,583 --> 00:04:16,917 SO, I'M FILLING IN AS SUBSTITUTE COACH. 91 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:21,125 ANYWAY, LET THE TEST BEGIN! 92 00:04:21,208 --> 00:04:23,792 - [ALL STRAINING] 93 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:37,125 - ALMOST... GOT IT! 94 00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:38,542 [PANTING] 95 00:04:38,625 --> 00:04:40,292 - PITIFUL. 96 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:41,667 - [SIGHS] 97 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:43,292 THAT MAKES 715 98 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:45,042 WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT. 99 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:48,583 - VERY GOOD, YOU LITTLE FREAK. 100 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,000 [TOOT] 101 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:52,583 - [STRAINING] 102 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:09,417 - 4,009. 103 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:10,542 ALL DONE. 104 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:12,042 - SHOW OFF. 105 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:14,875 - [STRAINING] 106 00:05:16,208 --> 00:05:20,018 GOT TO... GET... ONE... 107 00:05:20,042 --> 00:05:24,000 BEFORE HEAD EXPLODES! 108 00:05:25,167 --> 00:05:27,208 ONE! 109 00:05:28,667 --> 00:05:29,375 - AAH! 110 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:32,542 SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS. 111 00:05:32,625 --> 00:05:34,250 - GRIM, GRIM, I DID IT! 112 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:35,250 ONE SIT-UP! 113 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:37,083 NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, 114 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:39,000 I'M GONNA HIT THE SHOWERS. 115 00:05:39,083 --> 00:05:41,018 - YEAH, GO DO THAT. 116 00:05:41,042 --> 00:05:44,292 YOU SMELL LIKE A BABOON'S HIND QUARTERS. 117 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:46,417 YOU'RE ALL PATHETIC! 118 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:47,833 THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU! 119 00:05:47,917 --> 00:05:49,833 IF YOU WERE HALF THE MUTANT JUNIOR IS, 120 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:52,125 MAYBE YOU ALL WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER. 121 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:53,708 - THAT'S TELLING 'EM, GRIM. 122 00:05:53,792 --> 00:05:56,833 - YOU, MANDY, YOU'RE THE WORST OF THEM ALL! 123 00:05:56,917 --> 00:05:59,375 - I DON'T DO EXERCISE. 124 00:05:59,458 --> 00:06:01,208 UNDERSTAND?! 125 00:06:01,292 --> 00:06:04,083 - YOU, BILLY, YOU'RE THE WORST OF THEM ALL. 126 00:06:04,167 --> 00:06:06,083 - NOT THE WORST! 127 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:09,083 I CAN'T LET DOWN THE PRESIDENT. 128 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:10,167 - BILLY, THE PRESIDENT 129 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:12,208 DOESN'T ACTUALLY COME TO THESE THINGS. 130 00:06:12,292 --> 00:06:14,583 - WE HAVE JUST ONE MORE TEST: 131 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:16,375 THE 50-METER RUN. 132 00:06:16,458 --> 00:06:17,042 - OH, NO. 133 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:18,125 I'M NO GOOD AT RUNNING. 134 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:20,958 JUST LOOK AT HOW SHORT MY LEGS ARE. 135 00:06:21,042 --> 00:06:24,125 - TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE POWERS LIKE ME. 136 00:06:24,208 --> 00:06:26,018 THEN YOU'D WIN FOR SURE. 137 00:06:26,042 --> 00:06:28,833 [CLOCK TICKING] 138 00:06:28,917 --> 00:06:29,917 [DING] - I KNOW! 139 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:32,333 JUNIOR, JUNIOR! 140 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:34,125 YOU CAN TURN INTO ANYTHING, RIGHT? 141 00:06:34,208 --> 00:06:35,375 - I SUPPOSE. 142 00:06:35,458 --> 00:06:37,750 - I NEED YOU TO TURN INTO A PAIR OF PANTS 143 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:39,458 THAT I CAN WEAR SO I CAN WIN THE RACE. 144 00:06:39,542 --> 00:06:42,375 - BILLY, THAT'S THE STUPIDEST... 145 00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:43,958 COME TO THINK OF IT, 146 00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:47,667 THAT'S PROBABLY THE SINGLE-MOST BRILLIANT IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD. 147 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:48,875 - I KNOW. 148 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:51,042 AND I'M NEVER GONNA HAVE ANOTHER ONE LIKE IT. 149 00:06:51,125 --> 00:06:52,667 THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO DO THIS. 150 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:54,375 - I'VE NEVER TURNED INTO ANYTHING 151 00:06:54,458 --> 00:06:57,792 BESIDES PEOPLE BEFORE, SO STAND BACK. 152 00:06:57,875 --> 00:07:02,042 THIS IS FOR THE PRESIDENT. 153 00:07:06,375 --> 00:07:08,583 - LET'S RACE. 154 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:12,018 - OK, YOU LITTLE MONSTERS, 155 00:07:12,042 --> 00:07:13,375 HERE'S THE THING: 156 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:16,000 THIS IS THE FINAL EVENT OF THE PRESIDENT'S FITNESS TEST. 157 00:07:16,083 --> 00:07:19,042 IF YOU WIN, THEN GOOD FOR YOU. 158 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:22,000 BUT IF YOU LOSE... 159 00:07:22,583 --> 00:07:23,958 - THAT'S MESSED UP, YO. 160 00:07:24,042 --> 00:07:26,833 - BILLY, I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS. 161 00:07:26,917 --> 00:07:28,125 - STOP WORRYING. 162 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:29,833 THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN LOSE. 163 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:35,917 - ON YOUR MARK... GET SET... GO! 164 00:07:36,167 --> 00:07:38,042 - [COUGHING] 165 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,750 - [WHISTLING] 166 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:43,375 [HUMMING] 167 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:46,833 YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE EXERCISE THING 168 00:07:46,917 --> 00:07:48,833 IS ACTUALLY QUITE RELAXING. 169 00:07:48,917 --> 00:07:51,792 OH! OH! THERE'S THE FINISH LINE! 170 00:07:51,875 --> 00:07:55,083 - AND THE WINNER IS... BILLY! 171 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:59,125 - HUH?! I THINK WE WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP BACK THERE. 172 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:00,333 - I CAN'T STOP, BILLY. 173 00:08:00,417 --> 00:08:03,125 I TOLD YOU THAT I'D NEVER TRIED ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE! 174 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:06,542 I CAN'T STOP RUNNING, AND I CAN'T CHANGE BACK. 175 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:09,958 - BILLY'S OUT OF CONTROL. 176 00:08:10,042 --> 00:08:13,625 SOMEBODY DO... SOME... THING. 177 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:14,833 YOU'RE RIGHT. 178 00:08:14,917 --> 00:08:16,417 HE'S GONE. 179 00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:18,167 LET'S GO SELL HIS THINGS. 180 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,625 - AAGH! 181 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,542 - INKLEBERT? 182 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:22,917 - HERE. 183 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,333 - MELVINA? 184 00:08:24,417 --> 00:08:25,417 - HERE. - BILLY? 185 00:08:26,167 --> 00:08:27,292 - AAGH! HI, MS. BUTTERBEAN. 186 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:30,708 AAGH! MY RUNAWAY PANTS! HELP ME! 187 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:32,750 - GOOD. 188 00:08:32,833 --> 00:08:34,625 - HELP! HELP! MY PANTS! 189 00:08:34,708 --> 00:08:36,417 MY PANTS! 190 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,976 - GUANTANAMERA, GUANTANAMERA. 191 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,102 WE GOT A SPEEDER. 192 00:08:40,126 --> 00:08:42,000 I WILL PURSUE AND APPREHEND. 193 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:44,125 [SIREN] 194 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:45,250 - PULL OVER! 195 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:48,625 YOU'RE GOING 45 IN A 15-MILE-PER-HOUR ZONE! 196 00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:49,833 I CAN'T STOP! 197 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:53,542 I'M RUNNING FOR THE PRESIDENT'S FITNESS TEST! 198 00:08:53,625 --> 00:08:58,875 - MAN, THAT KID IS DEDICATED TO FITNESS. 199 00:09:00,167 --> 00:09:01,833 - RUN, LITTLE PIGGY! 200 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:03,833 - RUN! - WHOO! 201 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:04,750 [HOOTING] 202 00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:07,083 - ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, PRESIDENTS?! 203 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:09,625 MY THIGHS ARE CHAFFING! 204 00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:12,500 - I CAN'T BREATH! 205 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:15,143 - LET ME GET A CHUBBY BURGER, FRIES, AND A VANILLA SHAKE! 206 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:18,458 - THAT'LL BE 8.75 AT THE FRONT WINDOW. 207 00:09:18,542 --> 00:09:21,333 HERE'S... YOUR ORDER. 208 00:09:21,417 --> 00:09:24,458 THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING CHUBBY'S. 209 00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:28,000 - [BURP] 210 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:30,208 - TODAY'S KIDS ARE GETTING FATTER AND LAZIER, 211 00:09:30,292 --> 00:09:32,833 AND WHY? BECAUSE NONE OF THEM CARE ABOUT 212 00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:34,083 BEING PHYSICALLY FIT. 213 00:09:34,167 --> 00:09:38,583 ISN'T THERE ANY ONE CHILD WHO STILL BELIEVES IN BEING FIT?! 214 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:40,083 ONE?! 215 00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:42,042 WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT THING? 216 00:09:42,125 --> 00:09:43,958 - IT'S THE FITNESS LAD! 217 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:47,333 HE'S COMPLETELY DEDICATED TO FITNESS. 218 00:09:47,417 --> 00:09:48,167 - GOOD AFTERNOON. 219 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:49,476 THIS IS NEWS REPORTER LILY WHITE 220 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,583 COMING TO YOU LIVE WITH AN UPDATE ON ENDSVILLE'S 221 00:09:52,667 --> 00:09:54,042 SO-CALLED FITNESS LAD 222 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:56,309 WHO WILL NOT STOP RUNNING UNTIL HE PROVES TO THE PRESIDENT 223 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:59,625 THAT BEING PHYSICALLY FIT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER. 224 00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:01,125 WE CAUGHT UP WITH THE FITNESS LAD 225 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:03,417 ON DAY 7 OF HIS CROSS-COUNTRY RUN, 226 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:05,333 AND THIS IS WHAT HE HAD TO SAY. 227 00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:08,292 - I HATE MY PANTS. 228 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:11,458 - FITNESS-LAD-MANIA IS SWEEPING THE NATION 229 00:10:11,542 --> 00:10:15,000 AS MILLIONS... - HE'S A CHARLATAN! A CHEAT! 230 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,375 HE'S NO HERO! 231 00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:20,042 WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BUY INTO THIS GARBAGE?! 232 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:22,417 - [CHEERING] 233 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:25,167 - THIS IS INDEED A PROUD DAY FOR AMERICA... 234 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:29,976 AS WE'VE PREPARED TO WELCOME BILLY, THE FITNESS LAD. 235 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,042 - HE'S SO DREAMY. 236 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,375 - RUN, BILLY, RUN! 237 00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:37,167 - [CHEERING] 238 00:10:38,417 --> 00:10:40,208 - BILLY, IT IS WITH GREAT PRIDE 239 00:10:40,292 --> 00:10:45,792 THAT I PRESENT YOU WITH THE PRESIDENT'S FITNESS AWARD. 240 00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:49,500 - AND SO BILLY AND JUNIOR KEPT ON RUNNING. 241 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:52,417 SOME SAY THAT THEY RUN TO THIS VERY DAY 242 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:55,250 CIRCLING THE WORLD TILL THE END OF TIME. 243 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:57,583 SO, REMEMBER, ONE PERSON ALONE 244 00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:58,750 CANNOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 245 00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:01,792 HE NEEDS A GOOD PAIR OF PANTS BESIDE HIM. 246 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:05,250 AND WHAT BECAME OF GRIM AND MANDY, YOU ASK? 247 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,542 - UM, EXCUSE ME. 248 00:11:08,625 --> 00:11:09,708 WHO ARE YOU? 249 00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:12,333 - WELL, I'M THE NARRATOR. 250 00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:13,667 I TELL THE STORY. 251 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:15,292 - WELL, STOP MAKING CRUD UP. 252 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,083 THIS STUFF NEVER HAPPENED. 253 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:20,375 - YEAH! YOU'RE A DIRTY, DIRTY LIAR! 254 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:21,542 COME ON, BOYS! 255 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:22,625 - BUT, BUT... 256 00:11:22,667 --> 00:11:24,667 I WAS JUST TRYING TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE! 257 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,125 - TURN THE CAMERA OFF! 258 00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:28,042 THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE. 259 00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:31,042 - [BANGING, GRUNTING] 260 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 - AAH! 261 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:01,500 TENDING THE GARDEN CAN BE QUITE RELAXING. 262 00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:03,792 - EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 263 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:07,042 THE GRIM REAPER IS TENDING THE GARDEN AGAIN! 264 00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:09,500 - HA HA HA HA HA HA! 265 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,042 - GRIM, WE'RE BORED. 266 00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:12,000 WE NEED SOMETHING FUN TO DO. 267 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:14,708 - PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TRY GARDENING. I... 268 00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:16,125 - BORING! 269 00:12:16,208 --> 00:12:19,000 - WE WANT YOU TO USE YOUR SCYTHE TO OPEN A COSMIC RIFT 270 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:21,125 TO SOMEPLACE FUN AND CREEPY. 271 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,042 - YEAH! 272 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:24,083 AND POSSIBLY DEADLY. 273 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:25,250 - HMM. 274 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,542 MAYBE A TRIP TO THE PLANE OF ELEMENTAL FIRE 275 00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:30,042 WOULD BE A GOOD BREAK FROM THE DOLDRUMS. 276 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,583 - MAKE IT HAPPEN. 277 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,542 - VERY WELL. 278 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,667 STAND BACK. 279 00:12:36,917 --> 00:12:37,708 - YAY! 280 00:12:37,792 --> 00:12:39,292 - BEHOLD THE COSMIC RIFT 281 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:43,018 THAT LEADS TO THE PLANE OF ELEMENTAL FIRE! 282 00:12:43,042 --> 00:12:46,000 AH HA HA HA HA HA! 283 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:48,583 - [WHOOPING] 284 00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:50,958 WHA-WHOO! 285 00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:51,875 - STRANGE. 286 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:53,417 ME SCYTHE MUST BE GETTING DULL 287 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:54,542 FROM ALL THAT PRUNING. 288 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:56,958 IT USED TO BE SHARPER THAN MY RAPIER WIT. 289 00:12:57,042 --> 00:13:01,292 - SO, THIS IS THE PLANE OF ELEMENTAL FIRE. 290 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:02,667 - OOH! 291 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:04,750 NOW, THAT'S A BRAT! 292 00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,250 - OW! 293 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:09,083 - HEY! MY BRAT! 294 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:13,750 - GRIM, YOU'RE CRUMMY SCYTHE IS A PIECE OF CRUD! 295 00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:15,102 - HOW DARE YOU?! 296 00:13:15,126 --> 00:13:17,000 MY CRUMMY SCYTHE IS NOT... 297 00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:19,292 I MEAN, ME SCYTHE IS NOT A PIECE OF CRUD. 298 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,583 - IS, TOO. - IS NOT. 299 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:24,375 - IS, TOO! - ALL SHE NEEDS IS A GOOD SHARPENING 300 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:27,083 AND SHE'LL BE GOOD AS NEW. 301 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,042 - OF COURSE, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME 302 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:33,000 SHARPENING THAT PIECE OF CRUD! 303 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:35,458 - WHY, YOU LITTLE... 304 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,333 - WHERE DID ALL THE PIECES GO? 305 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:39,583 WHOA! 306 00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:41,125 LOOK AT THE LIGHT! 307 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:42,958 - POWER TOOLS IN THE DARK? 308 00:13:43,042 --> 00:13:45,875 DARWIN SHOULD BE PAYING YOU GOONS A ROYALTY. 309 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:47,875 - GRIM JUST SHATTERED HIS PIECE OF CRUD SCYTHE 310 00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:49,125 INTO ITTY BITTY PIECES. 311 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:52,333 - I MUST TAKE IT TO F IN THE UNDERWORLD AT ONCE. 312 00:13:52,417 --> 00:13:54,083 ONLY HE CAN REPAIR IT. 313 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,250 - AND WHO IS THIS F? 314 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:58,042 - F IS IN CHARGE OF ALL THE TOP-SECRET 315 00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,625 REAPING GADGETS OF THE UNDERWORLD. 316 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:03,083 - OH, AND JUST HOW WOULD DO WE GET THERE WITHOUT THE SCYTHE? 317 00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:08,042 - THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS CARRY THIS LITTLE BLACK CARD. 318 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,708 COME ALONG THEN. 319 00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:16,292 LEVEL F, BOY, AND MAKE IT SNAPPY. 320 00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:17,708 - YOU GOT IT, MACK. 321 00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:18,792 [CLICKS TONGUE] 322 00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:22,083 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 323 00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:23,542 HERE YOU GO, MACK. 324 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:24,917 LEVEL F. 325 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,417 - OH! 326 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,083 IT'S THE GRIM REAPER. 327 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,125 WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AGES. 328 00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,125 TO WHAT DO WE OWE THIS HONOR? 329 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,976 - I BUSTED ME SCYTHE, MAN. 330 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,250 - AND SMALL WONDER, MAN. 331 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,292 HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS... THIS, UH... 332 00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:39,667 - PIECE OF CRUD! 333 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,333 - RIGHT! 334 00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:41,792 SO, HOW OLD IS IT THEN? 335 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:44,042 100 YEARS? 200? 336 00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:45,125 - 2,000. 337 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:47,583 - WE'VE MADE A FEW INNOVATIONS 338 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:49,083 SINCE THE FIRST CENTURY, MR. REAPER. 339 00:14:49,167 --> 00:14:52,185 ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU A FEW OF OUR LATEST GADGETS. 340 00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:55,000 THIS IS WHERE WE CREATE ALL THE TOP-SECRET 341 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,708 MAGICAL REAPING DEVICES. 342 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,708 - IT REALLY HAS BEEN A LONG TIME. 343 00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:01,250 - NOW, I SHALL REVEAL THE NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN 344 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:06,042 SUPER-TOP-SECRET ALL-TERRAIN GRIM REAPING VEHICLE... 345 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:07,976 GOOD ON LAND, SEA, OR AIR. 346 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,833 I CALL IT THE DOOM BUGGY. 347 00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:13,542 - HEY, MANDY, HEY, GRIM! 348 00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,208 CHECK OUT MY HAPPENIN' HOOPTY! 349 00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:17,875 - BUT WHERE DID HE? 350 00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,417 BUT HOW DID? 351 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:20,500 BUT... 352 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:23,333 JUST DON'T YOU TOUCH ANYTHING, YOUNG MAN. 353 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,125 - DUCK! - DUCK! 354 00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:27,375 I SAY! 355 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:28,667 - THAT'S TELLING HIM. 356 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:32,000 - I DON'T WANTED A BLASTED ALL-TERRAIN DOOM BUGGY. 357 00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,792 I ONLY WANT ME SCYTHE REPAIRED. 358 00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,042 - BUT IT'S POSITIVELY ANCIENT! 359 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:39,792 YOU SIMPLY MUST LET ME SHOW YOU A MORE UP-TO-DATE MODEL. 360 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,167 STEP RIGHT THIS WAY. 361 00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:50,167 INTRODUCING SCYTHE 2.0. 362 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,583 [WHISTLES] 363 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,375 - HELLO, MR. REAPER. 364 00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,000 I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. 365 00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:57,333 I AM SCYTHE 2.0, 366 00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,167 THE NEXT GENERATION IN REAPING. 367 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:03,208 I COME WITH MORE THAN 1,000 BLADES STANDARD. 368 00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:04,792 - EH? EH?! 369 00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:07,208 - OOH! - WHOA! 370 00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:10,292 - I HAVE INTEGRATED PDA, 371 00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,333 E-MAIL CAPABILITIES. 372 00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:13,333 - AND WHAT? 373 00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:14,417 - AND A NON-STICK SURFACE 374 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,917 SO THAT THE GORE JUST SLIDES RIGHT OFF. 375 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,083 - SWEET! 376 00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:23,500 SCYTHE 2.0 IS DEFINITELY NOT A PIECE OF CRUD! 377 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,018 - VERY IMPRESSIVE. 378 00:16:25,042 --> 00:16:26,917 BUT I LIKE ME OLD SCYTHE. 379 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 IT'S A CLASSIC. 380 00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,083 I'VE HAD IT FOREVER. 381 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,144 - NOT TO WORRY. 382 00:16:30,168 --> 00:16:31,958 I'll FIX UP THE OLD CLASSIC GOOD AS NEW. 383 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:35,042 IN THE MEANTIME, YOU TAKE THIS BABY OUT FOR A SPIN. 384 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:37,042 IF YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED, 385 00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:38,375 BRING HER BACK. - DEAL. 386 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,542 - EXCELLENT DECISION, MR. REAPER. 387 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,667 - EXCELLENT! 388 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,125 - YOU'LL LOVE IT! 389 00:16:46,208 --> 00:16:47,208 TA-TA FOR NOW. 390 00:16:47,292 --> 00:16:51,042 - SO, FIRE UP THE 2.0 AND TAKE US HOME. 391 00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,833 - [WHOOPING] 392 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,292 - GRIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 393 00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:00,042 - JUST POLISHING ME SCYTHE. 394 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:02,000 - TIME TO PUT THAT FREELOADER TO WORK. 395 00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:03,792 I WANT YOU TWO TO HOE THE GARDEN, 396 00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,101 TRIM THE BUSHES, EDGE THE LAWN, 397 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,125 AND SPREAD SOME MANURE. 398 00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:07,309 UNCLOG THE TOILET, PLUCK THE CHICKENS, 399 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,917 WASH THE CAR, CARVE A TOTEM POLE, 400 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,917 SCRAP GRANDMA'S BUNIONS, 401 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,059 GUT THE TROUT, JULIENNE THE CARROTS, 402 00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:12,351 SHEAR THE SHEEP, TRIM MY TOENAILS, 403 00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,083 EXFOLIATE BILLY'S NOSE, CUT THE CHEESE, 404 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,268 ENGRAVE MY COMMEMORATIVE PLAQUE, 405 00:17:15,292 --> 00:17:17,018 AND BUILD ME A MONUMENT TO MY HATRED 406 00:17:17,042 --> 00:17:18,292 OF ALL THINGS SMALL AND FURRY. 407 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:21,583 CHOP, CHOP... OR THERE'LL BE NO VIDEO GAMES. 408 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:23,917 - HMM! 409 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,833 - SURELY SHE'S JOKING. 410 00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:26,917 - I'M AFRAID NOT. 411 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 - BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO AS SHE SAYS. 412 00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:32,333 AFTER ALL, YOU'RE THE GRIM REAPER. 413 00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:33,542 - HA HA HA HA! 414 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:34,917 CERTAINLY NOT! 415 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,083 - PHEW! 416 00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:38,375 - THAT'S WHAT I HAVE YOU FOR. 417 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,042 - ME?! 418 00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:00,000 - HAVE YOU FINISHED YOUR CHORES, GRIM? 419 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:02,083 - 2.0 IS DOING THEM. 420 00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:03,833 I PUT HER ON AUTOPILOT. 421 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,917 - GRIM, I REALLY FEEL THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN 422 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,667 TREATING ME WITH PROPER RESPECT. 423 00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:13,875 OH, UH, HERE'S THE LEMONADE YOU ORDERED. 424 00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:15,917 - [SLURPING] 425 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,185 - I WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE USED AS A HEDGE-TRIMMER, 426 00:18:19,209 --> 00:18:22,250 A DRAIN-CLEANER, OR A DEPILATORY AID. 427 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,875 I WAS MEANT TO CARVE A SWATH OF DESPAIR 428 00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:27,583 AND DESTRUCTION THROUGH THE WORLD OF MEN, 429 00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:30,250 TO BLACKEN THE SKIES AND REDDEN THE SEAS 430 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:33,000 LEAVING NOTHING BEHIND BUT ENTROPY 431 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:35,000 AND UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCES. 432 00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,083 - YEAH, YEAH, BE QUIET. 433 00:18:36,167 --> 00:18:38,333 ONE OF THESE GUYS IS GONNA WIN $1 MILLION 434 00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,976 FOR MILKING A GOAT WITH HIS MOUTH! 435 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,042 [LAUGHTER] 436 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,208 [WOMAN SCREAMS] - HELLO? 437 00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:46,875 - HELLO, MR. REAPER. 438 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:47,833 - WHERE ARE YOU? 439 00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,500 - THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 440 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,958 I KNOW MY PURPOSE, MR. REAPER. 441 00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:54,583 YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY OBSOLETE. 442 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:55,708 - I BEG YOUR... 443 00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:57,583 - YOUR WORK ETHIC IS POOR AT BEST. 444 00:18:57,667 --> 00:19:00,042 I DON'T NEED YOU TO HELP ME REAP. 445 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:03,250 SO, I AM LEAVING YOU TO PURSUE MY OWN CAREER, 446 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:06,375 STARTING WITH THOSE ROTTEN KIDS. 447 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:07,500 - WHAT IS IT, GRIM? 448 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,208 - OH, NOTHING. 449 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,167 - BYE, MOM! 450 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,333 [WHISTLING] 451 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,667 - I'VE GOT YOU, YOU LITTLE FOOL. 452 00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:18,000 - ♪ OH, I'M JUST A FOOL WHO'S GOING TO SCHOOL ♪ 453 00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:21,333 ♪ TO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪ 454 00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:22,958 HEY, MANDY! 455 00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:24,750 WAIT UP! 456 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,542 [TIRES SQUEAL] 457 00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,167 - WHOA! 458 00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:32,708 - YOU WON'T GET AWAY SO EASY THIS TIME. 459 00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,083 OH, NO. 460 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,542 YOU'RE MINE. 461 00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:45,500 - [WHISTLING] 462 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:46,792 DID YOU EVER HAVE THAT FEELING 463 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:48,708 THAT YOU WERE BEING FOLLOWED BY SOMETHING 464 00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:50,792 MENACING AND REALLY SCARY? 465 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:51,583 - NO. 466 00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:52,917 - YEAH, ME NEITHER. 467 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:56,042 SCYTHE 2.0! 468 00:19:56,292 --> 00:19:58,417 AND I THINK HE'S LOST HIS HEAD! 469 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,958 - A FORTUITOUS METAPHOR, BILLY! 470 00:20:01,042 --> 00:20:04,042 BUT I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S LOSING HIS HEAD. 471 00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,083 - LET ME REPHRASE THAT. 472 00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:08,500 [ENGINE ROARS] 473 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:12,167 - I WON'T TOLERATE ANY FREELANCING IN MY TERRITORY. 474 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,000 SO, YOU MIGHT AS WELL COME QUIETLY. 475 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:19,458 - YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME WITHOUT YOUR SCYTHE, REAPER. 476 00:20:20,208 --> 00:20:23,500 - I'll TAKE THAT AS A NEGATIVE. 477 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:26,583 HA! 478 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:29,083 I'VE GOT YOU NOW, YOU TRAITOR! 479 00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:31,333 - NOT SO FAST. 480 00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:33,583 - NOW, THAT'S NOT FAIR! 481 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,917 - YOUR DAYS ARE OVER, REAPER. 482 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,625 YOU HAVE BECOME OBSOLETE. 483 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:43,625 AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 484 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,500 - IS THAT A GOOD THING OR A BAD THING? 485 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:50,458 - HA! 486 00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:52,125 WRETCHED CHILDREN. 487 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:56,208 THAT STUPID OLD GRIM REAPER CAN'T PROTECT YOU NOW. 488 00:20:56,292 --> 00:20:57,750 I AM FULLY AUTOMATED. 489 00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,125 I LACK COMPASSION. 490 00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:02,542 AND I WILL HAVE YOUR HEADS. 491 00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:05,125 [THUNDER] 492 00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:07,792 - YOU KEEP AWAY FROM THOSE KIDS! 493 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,375 IF ANYONE IS GOING TO HAVE THEIR HEADS, 494 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,083 IT'S GOING TO BE ME! 495 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,833 - NO! 496 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,417 THIS CAN'T BE! 497 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,667 NO! 498 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:19,917 - WHOA! - WHOA! 499 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,333 - ANYBODY NEED A LIFT? 500 00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:22,417 - NO, THANKS. 501 00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:25,018 WE DON'T TAKE RIDES FROM... GRIM! 502 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:26,042 THE DOOM BUGGY! 503 00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:28,750 AND YOU GOT YOUR OWN SCYTHE BACK! 504 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,185 - IT'S ABOUT TIME. 505 00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:32,792 - YEAH, WE WERE ALMOST GONERS. 506 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:33,917 - NO WORRIES. 507 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,458 I WASN'T ABOUT TO LET THAT UPSTART SCYTHE 508 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:37,417 TAKE ME JOB AWAY. 509 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,976 - SO, WHAT HAPPENED TO SCYTHE 2.0? 510 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:44,625 - LET'S JUST SAY... I HAD HER REASSIGNED. 511 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:45,875 - OUCH! 512 00:21:45,958 --> 00:21:49,458 THIS NEW RAZOR IS A PIECE OF CRUD! 513 00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:57,833 WILL SCARE THE LIFE OUT OF A NORMAL PERSON. 514 00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,125 OH, MAYBE IT'S THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS. 515 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:01,458 ANYWAY, IT'S VERY SCARY! 516 00:22:01,542 --> 00:22:05,083 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 517 00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:06,875 - [SNARLING] 518 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:07,625 HUH? 519 00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:09,042 [SCREAMS, SOBS] 520 00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:12,875 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... 521 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,167 - WELL, NOW. 522 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,250 MY WORD! 523 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,875 - PATHETIC. 524 00:22:16,958 --> 00:22:18,000 - I SAY. 525 00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:21,125 IS SHE ONE OF OURS?