1 00:00:01,667 --> 00:00:04,625 ♪♪ 2 00:00:07,167 --> 00:00:09,875 - [LAUGHING] 3 00:00:32,708 --> 00:00:34,976 - BY THE PRICKING OF MY THUMBS, 4 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,833 SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES. 5 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:53,083 [WOLF HOWLS] 6 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:56,667 - HONEY, I'M HOME! 7 00:00:56,750 --> 00:00:58,083 WHOO! WHAT A DAY. 8 00:00:58,167 --> 00:01:01,000 EVEN THE FLIES WERE DROPPING LIKE FLIES. 9 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:02,083 MMM! 10 00:01:02,167 --> 00:01:03,458 DINNER SMELLS GOOD! 11 00:01:03,542 --> 00:01:05,583 WHATCHA COOKIN', BABY? 12 00:01:05,667 --> 00:01:08,167 - [SHRIEKS] 13 00:01:08,792 --> 00:01:10,125 - ME FAVORITE! 14 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:14,042 OH, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE A WIFE AS GOOD AS YOU? 15 00:01:14,125 --> 00:01:16,208 - [SHRIEKS] 16 00:01:16,292 --> 00:01:18,875 - OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 17 00:01:18,958 --> 00:01:21,958 GOSH, I LOVE SNUGGLING IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE. 18 00:01:22,042 --> 00:01:26,167 BABY, YOU REMEMBER OUR HONEYMOON AT THE DEAD SEA? 19 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:28,875 - [SHRIEKS] 20 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:29,958 - HA! 21 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,083 I HAVEN'T LIVED DOWN THAT NICKNAME YET, 22 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:33,417 HAVE I, BILLY? 23 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:34,667 BILLY?! 24 00:01:34,750 --> 00:01:36,000 I MEAN "BABY!" 25 00:01:36,083 --> 00:01:38,750 I MEAN... I MEAN... WAIT! 26 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:41,208 THIS IS NOT ME BEAUTIFUL HOUSE. 27 00:01:41,292 --> 00:01:44,250 THIS IS NOT ME BEAUTIFUL WIFE! 28 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:45,333 - SAME AS IT EVER WAS! 29 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:49,042 SAME AS IT EVER WAS. 30 00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:50,042 - STOP SAYING THAT! 31 00:01:50,125 --> 00:01:53,875 MAN, I WAS HAVING THE NICEST DREAM. 32 00:01:53,958 --> 00:01:55,417 OH, NO! 33 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:56,875 NICE DREAM?! 34 00:01:56,958 --> 00:01:58,125 - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 35 00:01:58,208 --> 00:02:00,000 I HAVE NICE DREAMS ALL THE TIME. 36 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:01,958 - BILLY, I'M THE GRIM REAPER. 37 00:02:02,042 --> 00:02:04,083 I AIN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE NICE DREAMS. 38 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:07,083 ME DREAMS SHOULD BE FILLED WITH AN ENDLESS VOID 39 00:02:07,167 --> 00:02:09,167 OF WAILING DARKNESS. 40 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:10,167 WHEN I HAVE GOOD DREAMS, 41 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:12,083 A VORTEX OPENS IN THE BACK OF ME HEAD 42 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:14,083 BRIDGING THIS WORLD AND THE DARK REALM, 43 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:19,000 THUS ALLOWING A MENAGERIE OF NIGHTMARES TO SLITHER ON OUT! 44 00:02:19,083 --> 00:02:20,083 - OH, YEAH! 45 00:02:20,167 --> 00:02:21,833 I HAD THE SAME PROBLEM YESTERDAY 46 00:02:21,917 --> 00:02:24,042 AFTER I ATE THAT BURRITO. 47 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:25,000 - HELP ME LOOK AROUND. 48 00:02:25,083 --> 00:02:26,208 - FOR WHAT? 49 00:02:26,292 --> 00:02:28,185 - FOR THE NIGHTMARE BUGABOO I WAS JUST TELLING YOU ABOUT. 50 00:02:28,209 --> 00:02:31,000 I WANT TO MAKE SURE THERE AREN'T ANY RUNNING LOOSE. 51 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:33,417 - OH, OK. 52 00:02:36,625 --> 00:02:39,042 NO BOOGERS IN HERE. 53 00:02:40,833 --> 00:02:44,125 - WELL, I DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING TOO UNUSUAL. 54 00:02:44,208 --> 00:02:45,625 EXCEPT FOR THIS. 55 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:47,042 - OH, OK, LOOK! 56 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,167 I CAN EXPLAIN. 57 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:49,167 - WAIT A SECOND. 58 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:51,333 HAS THAT DUCK ALWAYS BEEN OVER THERE? 59 00:02:51,417 --> 00:02:54,750 - WHAT DUCK? - THIS DUCK RIGHT HERE. 60 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:56,167 - I DON'T SEE A DUCK. 61 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:59,000 - BILLY, I KNOW YOU'RE STUPID, 62 00:02:59,083 --> 00:02:59,917 BUT NOT BLIND. 63 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,583 THIS DUCK RIGHT HERE. 64 00:03:01,667 --> 00:03:02,750 - OH, WAIT! 65 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:05,875 THIS IS A GAME WHERE WE MAKE STUFF UP, RIGHT? 66 00:03:05,958 --> 00:03:07,125 OK! 67 00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:10,250 THEN I SEE A BIG, GREEN ELEFLANT... 68 00:03:10,333 --> 00:03:13,083 NAME HERBERT McHOOVER. 69 00:03:13,167 --> 00:03:16,958 HE PLAYS THE DRUMS AND LISTENS TO "FREEDOM ROCK!" 70 00:03:17,042 --> 00:03:17,792 - NO, DUMMY! 71 00:03:17,875 --> 00:03:20,167 A REAL DUCK, RIGHT HERE ON THE... 72 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:22,042 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 73 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:23,167 - GRIM. 74 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,000 YOU MADE A BUTT BURP. 75 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:26,792 - WHAT? NO! 76 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:27,875 IT WASN'T ME! 77 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:29,976 IT WAS THE... - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 78 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:30,976 - OK, GRIM. 79 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,750 I'M GONNA WAIT OUT IN THE HALL 80 00:03:32,833 --> 00:03:33,958 UNTIL YOU AND YOUR BUTT 81 00:03:34,042 --> 00:03:37,125 CAN AGREE ON A POLITE WAY TO BEHAVE. 82 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:40,083 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF BACKWATER, LOW-LEVEL NIGHTMARE 83 00:03:40,167 --> 00:03:43,125 YOU ARE, BUT YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG DUDE! 84 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:45,917 I AM THE GRIM... - [RASPBERRY] 85 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,500 - THAT'S IT! 86 00:03:47,583 --> 00:03:48,708 DANG. 87 00:03:48,792 --> 00:03:51,083 WHERE'D I PUT ME... AH! 88 00:03:51,167 --> 00:03:52,250 OK, DUCK, 89 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:57,375 PREPARE FOR COMPLETE AND TOTAL OBLITERATION! 90 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,958 - [BLOWING RASPBERRIES] 91 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:13,042 [RASPBERRY] 92 00:04:13,125 --> 00:04:14,250 [TIRES SQUEAL] 93 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:17,583 - LOOK, I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT WORK TO DO NOW. 94 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:19,042 SO NOT A PEEP. 95 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:19,792 GOT IT?! 96 00:04:19,875 --> 00:04:21,042 [BUZZER] 97 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:26,333 - THAT MUST BE MY SON FINALLY COME TO APOLOGIZE. 98 00:04:26,958 --> 00:04:29,125 - MR. HICKEY. 99 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:32,125 I HAVE COME FOR YOU! 100 00:04:32,208 --> 00:04:35,708 - IT'S BEEN 20 YEARS, PAUL, 101 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:38,583 BUT YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME! 102 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:43,250 AREN'T YOU GONNA GIVE YOUR OLD DAD A HUG?! 103 00:04:43,333 --> 00:04:45,958 [SIGHS] 104 00:04:48,042 --> 00:04:49,958 - OH, WELL, SEE, I'M ACTUALLY HERE... 105 00:04:50,042 --> 00:04:52,250 - JUST ONE HUG, PAUL, 106 00:04:52,333 --> 00:04:56,542 AND MY HEART CAN REST EASY. 107 00:04:56,625 --> 00:04:57,833 [SIGHS] 108 00:04:57,917 --> 00:05:00,333 - HOW 'BOUT I JUST GIVE YOU A PIECE OF HARD CANDY? 109 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:02,708 YOU PEOPLE LIKE THAT STUFF, RIGHT? 110 00:05:02,792 --> 00:05:04,417 - [WHIMPERING] 111 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:07,167 - AH! HERE WE GO! 112 00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:08,833 - OH. 113 00:05:09,708 --> 00:05:10,708 - OOPS. I'll GET THAT. 114 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:13,000 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 115 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:14,375 - UH... HA HA. 116 00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:17,000 THAT WAS THE UH... THE INVISIBLE DUCK. 117 00:05:17,083 --> 00:05:17,958 HA HA. 118 00:05:18,042 --> 00:05:20,667 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 119 00:05:22,208 --> 00:05:26,042 - I HAD THE SAME PROBLEM YESTERDAY 120 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:28,625 AFTER I ATE A BURRITO. 121 00:05:28,708 --> 00:05:30,625 - YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS ISN'T WORKING. 122 00:05:30,708 --> 00:05:32,833 I'll COME BACK ANOTHER TIME. 123 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:37,833 - I LOVE YOU, SON! 124 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:41,917 - THIS STUPID DUCK HAS TOTALLY THROWN ME OFF MY GAME. 125 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,833 - WHAT'S WRONG, MISTER? 126 00:05:43,917 --> 00:05:45,375 YOU LOOK SO SAD. 127 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:46,833 - IT'S NOTHING. 128 00:05:46,917 --> 00:05:48,083 - YOU WANT MY SODA? 129 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:49,185 - NO, THANKS. 130 00:05:49,209 --> 00:05:51,125 - NO, REALLY. YOU CAN HAVE IT. 131 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:52,375 - THAT'S THE NICEST... 132 00:05:52,458 --> 00:05:56,125 WAIT! THAT ISN'T THAT NASTY GENERIC COLA, IS IT? 133 00:05:56,208 --> 00:05:58,042 - NO, IT'S NAME BRAND. 134 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,333 - OH, THAT'S THE NICEST... 135 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:03,000 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 136 00:06:03,542 --> 00:06:06,542 - NO! IT WASN'T ME, DAGNAB IT! 137 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:07,500 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 138 00:06:07,583 --> 00:06:09,792 - SEE?! IT WAS THE DING-DONG DUCK! 139 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:10,875 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 140 00:06:10,917 --> 00:06:11,917 - LOOK AT ME BODY! 141 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,042 I AIN'T GOT NO GUTS, NOTHING! 142 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:16,292 HOW COULD I POOT, HUH?! 143 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:17,625 I'M A SKELETON! 144 00:06:17,708 --> 00:06:19,500 - [SCREAMING] 145 00:06:19,583 --> 00:06:20,667 - LOOK AT ME BODY! 146 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:23,458 LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! 147 00:06:30,042 --> 00:06:33,708 SO, UH... WHAT ARE YOU... IN FOR? 148 00:06:33,792 --> 00:06:36,500 - I BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF A GUY... 149 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:38,458 FOR FARTING! 150 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:41,958 - GUARD! 151 00:06:42,042 --> 00:06:46,875 - JUST THE SOUND OF IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY! 152 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:48,542 - GUARD! 153 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,292 - ANGRY! 154 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:52,125 - GUARD! 155 00:06:52,208 --> 00:06:54,417 - ALL RIGHT, REAPER, YOUR BAIL IS HERE. 156 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:57,042 - I CAME AS SOON AS I GOT THE CALL, YO. 157 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,833 - OH, I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU, IRWIN. 158 00:06:59,917 --> 00:07:02,042 - HERE YOU ARE, OFFICER. 159 00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:03,125 - GEE, THANKS! 160 00:07:03,167 --> 00:07:05,250 [GRUNTS] 161 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:07,458 HOW MUCH WAS IN THAT PIGGY BANK?! 162 00:07:07,542 --> 00:07:08,833 - $4.28. 163 00:07:08,917 --> 00:07:13,250 - SO, YOU LIKE TO BE A JOKESTER, DO YOU, MR. FUNNY GUY? 164 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,976 MR. COMEDIAN, EH? 165 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,042 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND! 166 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:19,042 - WELL, THE BAIL IS $3,500. 167 00:07:19,125 --> 00:07:22,000 - I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE HELPFUL! 168 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:24,083 - NOW, GET OUT OF MY JAIL! 169 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:25,167 OUT! 170 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:27,458 - SORRY, GRIM! 171 00:07:27,542 --> 00:07:28,167 - YEAH! 172 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:30,792 YEAH, YOU'D BETTER RUN! 173 00:07:30,875 --> 00:07:33,125 I'D LIKE TO THINK I MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 174 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:35,667 - THAT WAS WICKETY-WHACK, YO! 175 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:37,500 HEY, A DUCK! 176 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:38,792 [HORN HONKING] 177 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:40,667 - COME ON, DUDE! 178 00:07:41,458 --> 00:07:43,185 WHAT'S UP, MY MAIN MAN? 179 00:07:43,209 --> 00:07:46,125 YOU'VE BEEN AWFUL QUIDDITY-QUIET BACK THERE. 180 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:49,667 - THIS DUCK IS KIND OF CREEPING ME OUT, DAD. 181 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:50,583 - WHAT DUCK, DUDE? 182 00:07:50,667 --> 00:07:53,375 - YO. - DON'T BE BUGGIN', DUDE. 183 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:57,083 - YO! - DUDE! 184 00:07:57,167 --> 00:07:59,083 - YO! - ENOUGH! 185 00:07:59,167 --> 00:08:00,625 GRANMAMA DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR 186 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:03,458 ANY MORE BACK SASS OUT OF YOU. 187 00:08:03,542 --> 00:08:04,375 - WORD! 188 00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:05,875 - SORRY, GRANMAMA. 189 00:08:05,958 --> 00:08:06,667 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 190 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:08,625 - HUH? DID YOU JUST BREAK WIND 191 00:08:08,708 --> 00:08:09,958 IN FRONT OF YOUR GRANMAMA? 192 00:08:10,042 --> 00:08:11,018 - THAT WASN'T ME, YO. 193 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:12,458 IT WAS THE... - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 194 00:08:12,542 --> 00:08:13,958 - OH, BABY! 195 00:08:14,042 --> 00:08:15,625 OH, THAT IS JUST NASTY! 196 00:08:15,708 --> 00:08:16,792 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 197 00:08:16,875 --> 00:08:20,375 - DANG! PLEASE OPEN UP A WINDOW OR SOMETHING! 198 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,500 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 199 00:08:21,583 --> 00:08:25,875 - DUDE! - BABY, WHY YOU GOTTA BE NASTY?! 200 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:26,958 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 201 00:08:27,042 --> 00:08:28,042 - OH, GOODNESS! 202 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:30,042 SOMEONE PLEASE OPEN A WINDOW 203 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:32,917 AND VENT THIS NASTINESS OUT! 204 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,708 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] - DUDE! 205 00:08:34,792 --> 00:08:36,292 - IT'S NOT ME, YO! 206 00:08:36,375 --> 00:08:37,667 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 207 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:40,250 - WELL, I THINK SOMEONE WON'T GO TO THE BASEBALL GAME 208 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:42,750 IF THEY KEEP LYING! 209 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:43,917 - I DID IT! 210 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,042 IT WAS ALL ME! 211 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,042 I POPPED A FLUFFY! 212 00:08:46,125 --> 00:08:47,958 I PLAYED THE TUSHIE TRUMPET! 213 00:08:48,042 --> 00:08:49,333 I MADE A HAM BLAST! 214 00:08:49,417 --> 00:08:52,167 CAN I PLEASE GO TO THE GAME?! 215 00:08:52,250 --> 00:08:53,250 - SEE, SON. 216 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:56,625 IT'S ALL ABOUT ACCOUNTABILITY. 217 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,144 NOW, WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE ANY MORE 218 00:08:59,168 --> 00:09:01,875 PRIDDIDDY-PROBLEMS, ARE WE, SON? 219 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,333 - GOODNESS, I HOPE NOT. 220 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:05,018 - [CROWD NOISE] 221 00:09:05,042 --> 00:09:06,667 - COMMEMORATIVE GOATEE! 222 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,917 GET YOUR COMMEMORATIVE GOATEE! 223 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,542 - THESE SEATS ARE THE BOMB, DUDE! 224 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:12,542 - HUSH, CHILD! 225 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:14,167 THEY'RE ABOUT TO START THE CEREMONY. 226 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:17,042 - I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL THE FANS FOR COMING OUT TODAY 227 00:09:17,125 --> 00:09:19,542 TO SHOW THEIR SUPPORT FOR MY GOATEE... 228 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,875 SINCE THIS IS MY GOATEE'S LAST GAME 229 00:09:21,958 --> 00:09:25,875 BEFORE IT'S TRADED TO ATLANTA... - [BOOING] 230 00:09:25,958 --> 00:09:27,167 - I THINK IT WOULD BE FITTING 231 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:30,167 IF WE OBSERVED A MOMENT OF SILENCE. 232 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:32,958 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 233 00:09:33,042 --> 00:09:34,542 - IT'S THAT FAT KID! 234 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:35,958 - SOMEONE STOP HIM! 235 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,958 HE'S MOCKING THE GOATEE! 236 00:09:38,042 --> 00:09:39,292 - IT'S NOT ME! 237 00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:42,333 - UH, I THINK WE BETTER JITTITTY-JET. 238 00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:45,375 - [MOB SCREAMING] 239 00:09:45,458 --> 00:09:49,625 - WHY DOES THIS STUFF ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME, YO?! 240 00:09:49,708 --> 00:09:52,708 - I BLAME THAT HIPPITY-HOP MUSIC! 241 00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:55,125 - [YELLING] 242 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:58,125 - AFTER WHICH, THE FAMILY WAS ARRESTED, 243 00:09:58,208 --> 00:10:00,000 TOM, I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY 244 00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:03,458 THIS GASSY KID WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS 245 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:06,042 THE BOY WHO RUINED BASEBALL. 246 00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:08,458 - OH, TOOTY MacTOOTALOT. 247 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:10,208 [LAUGHTER] 248 00:10:10,292 --> 00:10:11,958 - OR THAT. 249 00:10:13,458 --> 00:10:16,250 - WELL, AT LEAST THAT CRAZY DUCK WENT AWAY, YO. 250 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:17,375 - YEAH. 251 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:20,102 BUT I WONDER WHO WILL HIS NEXT VICTIM BE. 252 00:10:20,126 --> 00:10:22,018 - [WHISTLING] 253 00:10:22,042 --> 00:10:23,042 HEY, A DUCK! 254 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:25,125 WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED? 255 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:28,000 - AT THE RATE THIS DUCK IS GETTING PEOPLE INTO TROUBLE, 256 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:30,333 I PREDICT THIS CELL WILL BE FULL 257 00:10:30,417 --> 00:10:33,018 IN ABOUT 4 HOURS! 258 00:10:33,042 --> 00:10:35,000 [RASPBERRY] 259 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:36,375 MAN, HE'S WORKING FAST! 260 00:10:36,458 --> 00:10:39,000 - I'M NOT EVEN ON THIS STUPID SHOW ANYMORE! 261 00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:41,144 - YOU KNOW, I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER 262 00:10:41,168 --> 00:10:44,708 IF ANYBODY CAN STOP THAT DEMON DUCK. 263 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:47,083 - AND HE WAS LIKE, "NAA!" 264 00:10:47,167 --> 00:10:49,708 AND SO, I WAS ALL LIKE, "AAH!" 265 00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:50,833 - AND THEN WHAT? 266 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:51,958 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 267 00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:55,250 - OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE WAS RAISED IN A BARN. 268 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:57,542 A FART BARN! 269 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,958 - [BLOWING RASPBERRIES] 270 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:15,375 [INHALES DEEPLY] 271 00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:17,042 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 272 00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:17,875 - YOUNG LADY! 273 00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:19,958 IS THIS ANY WAY TO BEHAVE? 274 00:11:20,042 --> 00:11:21,542 - NO. I SUPPOSE NOT. 275 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:22,905 WALKING UP AND YELLING AT SOMEONE 276 00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:26,083 WHILE THEY'RE TRYING TO WORK DOES SEEM KIND OF RUDE. 277 00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:26,917 - [RASPBERRY] 278 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,833 - YOUNG LADY, I DO NOT TOLERATE 279 00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:30,625 SUCH BEHAVIOR IN MY LIBRARY. 280 00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:33,061 - WELL, THEN, THAT'S REALLY YOUR PROBLEM, 281 00:11:33,085 --> 00:11:35,417 NOT MY PROBLEM, ISN'T IT? - [RASPBERRY] 282 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:36,958 - I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! 283 00:11:37,042 --> 00:11:39,208 - THERE'S AN EMPTY CHAIR RIGHT THERE! 284 00:11:39,292 --> 00:11:40,667 - [WHISTLING] 285 00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:42,976 - LOOK, LADY, COULD YOU HAVE YOUR MELTDOWN SOMEWHERE ELSE? 286 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,042 I'VE GOT A REPORT DUE TOMORROW ON THE HISTORY OF CORN, 287 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:48,542 AND YOU'RE KIND OF DISTRACTING ME. 288 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:53,000 - [BLOWING RASPBERRIES] 289 00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:59,125 [RASPBERRY] 290 00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:06,125 - MANDY, I... - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 291 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:07,125 - MANDY? 292 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:08,417 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 293 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:13,458 - MANDY, I NEED TO KNOW IF... - [RASPBERRY] 294 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:15,042 - [SIGHS] 295 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,833 IS EVERYTHING OK AT HOME? 296 00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:18,000 - IT'S FINE, SIR. 297 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,458 - AND YOU'RE EATING OK? 298 00:12:19,542 --> 00:12:21,833 NOT TOO MANY BEANS OR BROCCOLI? 299 00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:23,061 - I EAT FINE, SIR. 300 00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:25,458 - MANDY, I'M NOT CALLED PRINCIPAL GOODVIBES 301 00:12:25,542 --> 00:12:28,102 JUST BECAUSE I HAD MY NAME LEGALLY CHANGED TO IT. 302 00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:29,333 I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND. 303 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:30,750 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 304 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,333 - BUT YOU HAVE TO LET ME KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG! 305 00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:35,917 - NOPE. NOTHING, SIR. 306 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,792 [DOOR OPENS] 307 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:39,500 - SPERG IS AT IT AGAIN. 308 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:45,750 - YOU THERE! 309 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,185 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 310 00:12:47,209 --> 00:12:49,125 YOUNG MAN, THIS IS NOT HOW WE EMPOWER 311 00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,708 OTHER'S EMOTIONAL WELL-BEING! 312 00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:51,583 SORRY, MANDY. 313 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:52,917 I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THIS. 314 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,208 OH, AND DON'T TOUCH THE P.A. SYSTEM WHILE I'M GONE. 315 00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:59,542 THE MICROPHONE RIGHT THERE WITH THE BIG RED BUTTON, 316 00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:01,875 DON'T TOUCH IT. 317 00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:07,583 - KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 318 00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:08,583 [FEEDBACK WHINE] 319 00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:09,792 - [INHALES DEEPLY] 320 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:12,458 [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 321 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:18,750 - I THOUGH I WAS THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE 322 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:20,750 ALLOWED TO CUT THE CHEESE. 323 00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:23,750 - [RASPBERRY ENDS] 324 00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:27,333 - [CHEERING] 325 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:28,417 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 326 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,180 - YOU THINK YOU'VE WON? - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 327 00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:31,792 - YOU THINK YOU'VE HUMILIATED ME, 328 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,976 BROKEN ME, DRIVEN ME CRAZY, 329 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,083 WHEN EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE I'VE HAD TO DEAL WITH... 330 00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:45,000 COMPARED TO THAT, YOU'RE JUST AN INSIGNIFICANT PIMPLE 331 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:48,000 ON THE BUTT OF THE WORLD'S SMALLEST AMOEBA. 332 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:50,333 YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME. 333 00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:53,083 - [FARTS] 334 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:58,125 - [GROANING] 335 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,250 - AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE, "NAA." 336 00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,208 AND I WAS ALL LIKE, "NAH!" 337 00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:07,000 - OH, LOOK, MANDY'S HOME! 338 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,958 HOW WAS DETENTION TODAY? 339 00:14:09,042 --> 00:14:11,208 - ONLY 74 MORE DAYS TO GO. 340 00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:12,125 [RASPBERRY] 341 00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:13,185 - MAN, THAT DUCK'S BEEN 342 00:14:13,209 --> 00:14:15,083 FOLLOWING YOU AROUND FOR TWO WEEKS NOW... 343 00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:16,042 MORNING, NOON, AND NIGHT. 344 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:19,875 - ACTUALLY, HE DISAPPEARED AFTER THE FIRST DAY. 345 00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:22,042 - THEN THAT MEANS... - [FART] 346 00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:26,167 - OH, BABY, THAT IS JUST NASTY! 347 00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:41,208 - LABBIE, TIMMY'S FALLEN INTO THE WELL AGAIN! 348 00:14:41,292 --> 00:14:43,018 GO SAVE HIM, LABBIE! 349 00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:44,167 SAVE HIM! - HEY, WAIT! 350 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,667 I THINK WE'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE! 351 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:48,875 - NO, DUH! 352 00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:49,875 - YEAH. 353 00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:50,976 DON'T WE HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO WATCH? 354 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000 - BUT IF WE TURN IT OFF, 355 00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:55,018 WE'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO LABBIE! 356 00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:56,750 - "OH, LABBIE, YOU'RE OUR HERO. 357 00:14:56,833 --> 00:15:01,018 HERE, TAKE THIS GOLDEN DOG BONE AS A TOKEN OF OUR GRATITUDE." 358 00:15:01,042 --> 00:15:02,500 - "WOOF, WOOF." 359 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,208 - OH, LABBIE, YOU'RE OUR HERO. 360 00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:08,958 HERE, TAKE THIS GOLDEN DOG BONE AS A TOKEN OF OUR GRATITUDE! 361 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,083 - WOOF! WOOF! 362 00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:11,792 - ARE YOU GUYS PA-PSYCHIC? 363 00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,144 - NO, YOU PEA BRAIN! 364 00:15:13,168 --> 00:15:16,125 WE'VE WATCHED THIS 60 TIMES IN A ROW. 365 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,458 - OH! 366 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,750 IT'S OVER! 367 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,250 - WHOO-WHO! 368 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,185 YES! 369 00:15:21,209 --> 00:15:22,750 NOW WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 370 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,061 - LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN! 371 00:15:24,085 --> 00:15:25,125 - SAVE HIM! RUN! 372 00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:26,458 RUN LIKE THE WIND! 373 00:15:26,542 --> 00:15:28,559 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT TIMMY FELL IN THE WELL AGAIN! 374 00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,167 I MEAN, DOESN'T THAT KID GET SICK OF 375 00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:32,125 FALLING INTO IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER 376 00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:33,667 AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER 377 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:36,042 AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER? 378 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:38,167 OH, IT'S OVER! LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN! 379 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,042 - NO! - NO! 380 00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:43,333 NO MORE LABBIE! 381 00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:47,000 GET YOUR JACKETS, YOU LITTLE COUCH APES. 382 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,750 UNDERWORLD VIDEO. 383 00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:53,708 A HAVEN FOR UNDERWORLD TYPE CHARACTERS LIKE MYSELF. 384 00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:57,125 - OH! OH! OH! OH! 385 00:15:57,208 --> 00:15:58,042 LET'S GET THIS ONE! 386 00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:02,417 "THE LEGEND OF THE CHUPAMACABRA." 387 00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:08,292 - WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE?! 388 00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:11,000 I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAID $6.00 FOR THIS! 389 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,042 - SHH! SHH! SHH! QUIET! 390 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:14,000 THIS IS THE BEST PART! 391 00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:15,833 - THAT'S IT! I'M OUT OF HERE! 392 00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:19,458 - THIS VIDEO IS THE BIGGEST LOAD OF HOOHA I'VE EVER SEEN. 393 00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:22,167 WHY DO YOU INSIST WE WATCH THIS STUPID THING? 394 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,375 - AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS 395 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:26,500 THE COMPLEXITIES OF THIS AMBITIOUS 396 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,083 CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE? 397 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:31,000 THIS MOVIE ISN'T STUPID! 398 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,542 YOU'RE STUPID! 399 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,958 - OH, BILLY! 400 00:16:35,042 --> 00:16:38,125 WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THAT?! 401 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,958 [SOBBING] 402 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:41,917 - AAH! 403 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,333 NOW I CAN ENJOY MY MOVIE IN PEACE. 404 00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:45,292 - [BOING] 405 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:48,083 - [GIGGLES] 406 00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:52,708 HEY! WHAT HAPPENED?! 407 00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:55,417 WHERE'D THE CHUPAMABRABAGUPPAGA GO? 408 00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:01,875 [GIGGLES] 409 00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:03,542 WHOA! 410 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:07,792 I DIDN'T KNOW THIS MOVIE WAS A 3-D! 411 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:08,583 HELLO! 412 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:10,667 MY NAME'S BILLY! WHAT'S YOURS? 413 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,042 - [GOBBLING SOUNDS] 414 00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:16,708 - WHAT THE... - [GROANING] 415 00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:19,125 - BILLY, WHAT HAPPENED?! 416 00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:20,292 - [GROANING] 417 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:21,542 I DON'T KNOW. 418 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:22,875 I FELL ASLEEP... 419 00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:27,500 AND HAD THIS CRAZY DREAM THAT I WAS NAKED AT SCHOOL. 420 00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:30,018 AND THE CHUPACABLAHBLAH ATTACKED ME. 421 00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:32,917 - BILLY! OH, MY GOSH! WHAT'S THAT?! 422 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,080 - WHAT'S WHAT? - OVER THERE! 423 00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,083 - I DON'T SEE... - ON YOUR BACK! 424 00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:38,000 - ON MY HAT? - CURSE YOU, BOY! 425 00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:39,375 ON YOUR BACK! - WHAT?! 426 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,208 I DON'T SEE... WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?! 427 00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:43,875 - THERE IT IS! KILL IT! KILL IT! 428 00:17:43,958 --> 00:17:46,250 - LET ME HANDLE THIS. 429 00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:52,042 - I THINK IT'S TRYING TO SUCK HIS BRAINS OUT, MAN. 430 00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:54,125 - [SLURPING] 431 00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:56,000 - POOR THING'S GONNA STARVE. 432 00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,875 - BILLY, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT THING? 433 00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:01,042 - THAT'S THE THING THAT CAME OUT OF THE TV LAST NIGHT. 434 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,542 - THAT'S A CHUPACABRA?! 435 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:05,750 - I BELIEVE IT'S PRONOUNCED "CHUPAMAFLABBLAH." 436 00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:08,125 SHE'S MY BESTEST FRIEND! 437 00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:09,500 - [SUCKING] 438 00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:12,125 - I CALL HER DAISY! 439 00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:14,125 - HMM. 440 00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:15,185 YOU KNOW, BILLY, 441 00:18:15,209 --> 00:18:18,000 CHUPACABRAS ARE BLOOD-SUCKING CREATURES. 442 00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:19,125 THIS THING IS CURSED, 443 00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:22,018 SO BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL. 444 00:18:22,042 --> 00:18:24,125 - UH, GRIM, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY CURSED? 445 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:27,083 - I MEAN THEY ONLY BRING SUFFERING. 446 00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:30,125 - WELL, I AIN'T SUFFERING. 447 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,250 - [GASPS] 448 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:34,167 - WELL, I AM. 449 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,542 - I'M BLIND. 450 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:36,625 - HA! COME ON, DAISY. 451 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,750 LET'S GO PLAY OUTSIDE. 452 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:41,907 HEY, IRWIN. WHAT'S THAT YOU GOT? 453 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:44,458 - OH, IT'S MY NEW WEINER DOG, YO. 454 00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:47,500 HIS NAME IS OSCAR. I GOT HIM YESTERDAY. 455 00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:48,958 - NO WAY! 456 00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:51,083 I GOT MY DOG YESTERDAY, TOO! 457 00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:54,018 CHECK IT OUT. ITS NAME IS DAISY. 458 00:18:54,042 --> 00:18:55,042 - HA HA HA HA! 459 00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:57,000 BILLY, THAT'S YOUR DOG?! 460 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,083 [SCOFFS] 461 00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:00,042 MY DOG IS WAY BETTER THAN YOURS. 462 00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,000 - [SNIFFS] 463 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,101 - YOUR DOG LOOKS LIKE SOME FREAKY, 464 00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:05,083 DEFLATED ANTEATER OR SOMETHING. 465 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:06,833 LAST TIME I CHECKED, 466 00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:08,583 DOGS DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THAT. 467 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:09,833 - OH, YEAH?! 468 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:12,976 YEAH, MY DOG CAN DO STUFF THAT OTHER DOGS CAN'T! 469 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,042 - OH, YEAH?! 470 00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:17,750 WELL, MY DOG IS SO COOL THAT... HUH?! 471 00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:20,292 - [COUGHING] 472 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,958 - UH, OSCAR? 473 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,792 - [RETCHING] 474 00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:30,875 - AW! 475 00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:33,976 THAT'S JUST DAISY SHOWING HER AFFECTION. 476 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,583 [LAUGHING] 477 00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:37,750 - OH, BILLY! 478 00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:38,542 - YEAH, IRWIN? 479 00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,875 - I FEEL SO LIGHTHEADED. 480 00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:42,018 - [SUCKING] 481 00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:42,958 - SEE?! 482 00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:44,583 SHE LIKES YOU, TOO! 483 00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,000 [THUD] 484 00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:47,958 COME ON, DAISY. 485 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,625 - HIS DOG'S STILL STUPID. 486 00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:56,292 - RUFF! 487 00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:59,375 - ALL RIGHT, DAISY, I'M YOUR NEW MASTER. 488 00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:02,542 AND YOU HAVE TO OBEY MY EVERY COMMAND. 489 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:05,042 SO... STAY! 490 00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:06,917 OK! 491 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:07,976 COOL. 492 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,125 UH... ROLL OVER. 493 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,625 SPEAK. 494 00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:15,000 BEG. 495 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,167 PLAY DEAD. 496 00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:23,000 - BILLY, WE NEED TO TALK. 497 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,208 - ABOUT WHAT, GRIM? 498 00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:27,083 - I THINK IT'S... TIME... 499 00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:29,875 YOU GIVE BACK THE CHUPACABRA. 500 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:34,000 - BUT I LOVE DAISY! 501 00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:37,833 SHE'S MY FAITHFUL CANINE COMPANION. 502 00:20:37,917 --> 00:20:39,292 - NO, SHE'S NOT, BILLY. 503 00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:41,625 DAISY IS THE CORPOREAL MANIFESTATION 504 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,417 OF THE VIDEO IMAGES YOU SAW THE OTHER NIGHT. 505 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,500 - TEE HEE HEE! 506 00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,000 MANDY TALK FUNNY WORDS. 507 00:20:47,083 --> 00:20:48,976 - WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS 508 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:53,292 DAISY IS A GHOST THAT IS CURSED TO LIVE INSIDE THE VIDEOTAPE. 509 00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:54,292 IT COMES OUT OF THE TV 510 00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:56,167 TO SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF ITS VICTIMS. 511 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,625 THAT'S HOW IT FEEDS. 512 00:20:57,708 --> 00:20:58,833 THAT'S HOW IT SURVIVES. 513 00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:01,125 NOW, WE MUST RETURN IT BACK TO THE VIDEO 514 00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:02,625 FROM WHENCE IT CAME. 515 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:03,583 - BUT WHY?! 516 00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:05,000 - THE VIDEO IS OVERDUE. 517 00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,625 AND MY PERFECT RECORD IS IN JEOPARDY. 518 00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:07,875 - AND, BILLY, 519 00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:10,667 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT READY FOR THE RESPONSIBILITY 520 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:11,833 OF OWNING A PET. 521 00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:14,185 REMEMBER WHEN MILKSHAKES GOT STUCK IN A TREE 522 00:21:14,209 --> 00:21:15,292 3 MONTHS AGO? 523 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,208 - MEOW. 524 00:21:16,292 --> 00:21:17,976 - [BARKING] 525 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,750 [SNARLING] 526 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:23,625 PLAYING WITH MILKSHAKES IS FUN! 527 00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:26,542 [GROWLING] 528 00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:27,417 OH, YEAH! 529 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,125 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 530 00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:30,292 I LOVE HAVING DAISY AROUND, 531 00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:35,083 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HAVING A PET WOULD BE SO HARD. 532 00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:38,125 OK, GRIM. 533 00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:40,458 LET'S TAKE HER BACK. 534 00:21:42,917 --> 00:21:47,000 I... I... I LOVE YOU, DAISY! 535 00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:52,083 - I LOVE YOU, TOO, BILLY! 536 00:21:54,833 --> 00:21:58,792 - NO! 537 00:21:58,875 --> 00:21:59,875 - DON'T WORRY, BILLY. 538 00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:02,185 SOME DAY YOU'LL BE READY TO HAVE A PET. 539 00:22:02,209 --> 00:22:05,292 - AND I'll LOVE IT FOREVER AND EVER. 540 00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:06,458 - MEOW! 541 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,083 MEOW! 542 00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:09,083 - QUIET DOWN! 543 00:22:09,167 --> 00:22:10,750 CAN'T YOU SEE I'M MOURNING THE LOSS 544 00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:15,083 OF THE ONLY ANIMAL FRIEND I'll EVER HAVE?! 545 00:22:16,583 --> 00:22:17,958 - MEOW. 546 00:22:21,125 --> 00:22:23,018 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 547 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,083 - HELLO? 548 00:22:24,167 --> 00:22:26,625 YEAH! HA HA HA HA HA HA! 549 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:29,542 NO, NO. YEAH! HA HA HA HA HA HA. 550 00:22:29,625 --> 00:22:32,208 NO, MAN, I'M SEEING HER LATER TONIGHT. 551 00:22:32,292 --> 00:22:34,976 WHAT? SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 552 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,708 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 553 00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:38,708 NO, WAY! HE DIDN'T. 554 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:41,083 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 555 00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:43,083 - HEY, MAN, I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK 556 00:22:43,167 --> 00:22:44,083 FROM A DIFFERENT THEATER. 557 00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:46,750 SOMEONE IS BEING REALLY RUDE IN HERE! 558 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,500 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 559 00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:52,833 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org...