1 00:00:07,625 --> 00:00:10,875 - [EVIL LAUGHTER] 2 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,417 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 3 00:00:35,792 --> 00:00:39,167 - OH! I DO! I DO! 4 00:00:52,042 --> 00:00:54,917 - [SNORING] 5 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:08,708 - OH, NOW WHAT? 6 00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:12,250 AHH. 7 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:25,167 - [SNORING] 8 00:01:32,083 --> 00:01:34,542 - TOO BIG! 9 00:01:34,625 --> 00:01:36,250 TOO SMALL! 10 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:40,125 DAG NABBIT! ANOTHER STUFFED ONE! 11 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:43,125 [ALARM CLOCK RINGING] 12 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:44,625 - RISE AND SHINE! 13 00:01:44,708 --> 00:01:48,018 TIME FOR MY FIRST SMELL OF THE DAY. 14 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:49,833 [SNIFFING] 15 00:01:49,917 --> 00:01:51,333 [SLURP] 16 00:01:51,417 --> 00:01:55,125 HEY! I CAN'T SMELL NOTHING! 17 00:01:57,500 --> 00:02:01,208 UGH. FOOD DOESN'T TASTE AS GOOD WHEN YOU CAN'T SMELL. 18 00:02:01,292 --> 00:02:05,333 - NO, THE FOOD DOESN'T TASTE GOOD BECAUSE OF THAT. 19 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:07,875 - [SNIFFLING] 20 00:02:07,958 --> 00:02:09,542 - AHCHOO! 21 00:02:09,625 --> 00:02:12,042 - [SNORTING] 22 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:13,792 - IT'S PROBABLY JUST THE FLU. 23 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,875 OR MAYBE TOO MUCH NOSE PICKING. 24 00:02:15,958 --> 00:02:18,792 YOU MORTALS ARE ALWAYS PICKING YOUR NOSES: 25 00:02:18,875 --> 00:02:20,958 IN YOUR CAR, AT THE MALL, 26 00:02:21,042 --> 00:02:23,083 IN YOUR CAR, AT SCHOOL, 27 00:02:23,167 --> 00:02:25,625 IN YOUR CAR, ON THE DANCE FLOOR, 28 00:02:25,708 --> 00:02:28,500 IN YOUR CAR... - HEY! THAT'S ME! 29 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:30,083 - I DOUBT THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 30 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:34,458 I SENSE SOMETHING MUCH MORE SINISTER. 31 00:02:34,542 --> 00:02:36,042 LET'S SET UP A STAKEOUT. 32 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:37,125 - I ALREADY TRIED THAT, 33 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:40,542 BUT THE SWELLING DIDN'T GO DOWN MUCH. 34 00:02:41,125 --> 00:02:43,018 - YOU WILL BE OUR DECOY. 35 00:02:43,042 --> 00:02:44,250 WHILE YOU SLEEP TONIGHT, 36 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:46,750 GRIM AND I WILL FIND OUT WHERE THE NOSES ARE GOING. 37 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:48,144 - WHY DO I HAVE TO SLEEP? 38 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:51,042 - BECAUSE OF THE 3 OF US, YOU HAVE THE NOSE. 39 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:54,167 - OH, I KNOWS THAT. 40 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:55,708 BUT WHAT IF I CAN'T SLEEP? 41 00:02:55,792 --> 00:02:57,208 - YOU WILL. RIGHT, GRIM? 42 00:02:57,292 --> 00:03:02,000 - SLEEPING SPELLS. SLEEPING SPELLS. 43 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:04,875 - I'M BEAUTIFUL. I'M BEAUTIFUL. 44 00:03:04,958 --> 00:03:08,875 I'M BEAUTIFUL. I'M BEAUTIFUL. I'M BEAUTIFUL. I'M BEAUTIFUL. 45 00:03:08,958 --> 00:03:10,125 - JUST DO IT NOW. 46 00:03:10,208 --> 00:03:14,167 - I'M BEAUTIFUL. I'M BEAUTIFUL. I'M BEAUTIFUL... 47 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:21,375 - WHY CAN'T I LURK IN THE BUSHES, TOO? 48 00:03:21,458 --> 00:03:22,625 - BECAUSE I SAID SO. 49 00:03:22,708 --> 00:03:26,417 FINALLY, A USE FOR MY MOTHER'S FAKE SPEAKER ROCK. 50 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,917 - BUT, BUT... - [CLICK] 51 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:29,917 - [INDISTINCT SOUNDS] 52 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,042 - I THOUGHT I TURNED THE VOLUME OFF. 53 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:34,708 - THAT SOUND ISN'T ME, MANDY. 54 00:03:34,792 --> 00:03:37,750 LOOK! IT'S GOING TOWARDS BILLY'S BEDROOM. 55 00:03:37,833 --> 00:03:41,667 - CAN'T A GUY GET SOME SLEEP AROUND HERE? 56 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:45,000 OH, IT'S YOU. 57 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:56,250 - [BUMP, SCREAM] 58 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:57,792 - WHAT IS THAT? 59 00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:59,542 - IT'S BILLY'S NOSE. 60 00:03:59,625 --> 00:04:01,333 - [SCREAMING] 61 00:04:01,417 --> 00:04:02,500 - OH, I'D BE DELIGHTED 62 00:04:02,583 --> 00:04:04,917 IF A LINGERING SMELL DECIDED TO LEAVE ME, 63 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,167 BUT I GUESS IT'S DIFFERENT IF YOU'RE A NOSE. 64 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:12,250 BILLY! 65 00:04:14,292 --> 00:04:15,667 - HEY, GRIM. 66 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:19,083 - COME ON, BILLY. WE NEED TO FOLLOW YOUR NOSE. 67 00:04:19,167 --> 00:04:21,583 - AYE, AYE, CAP'N. 68 00:04:29,125 --> 00:04:31,292 BETTER-LOOKING EVERY DAY. 69 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:34,000 A SHIMMY ONE, A SHIMMY TWO, 70 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:37,125 A SHIM FOR ME, A SHIM FOR YOU. 71 00:04:37,208 --> 00:04:40,125 - HURRY UP. IT'S GETTING AWAY. 72 00:04:43,208 --> 00:04:46,583 - WHAT IN THE BLAZES IS GOING ON? 73 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:50,542 - [CHEERING] 74 00:04:54,625 --> 00:05:00,083 - HEY, MY NOSE IS GOING TO... - THE MALL?! 75 00:05:01,625 --> 00:05:05,500 - THE NOSES ARE GOING BEHIND THE PERFUME COUNTER, MAN. 76 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:07,250 - FREE SAMPLE. 77 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:10,625 FREE SAMPLE. FREE SAMPLE. FREE SAMPLE. 78 00:05:10,708 --> 00:05:13,667 - VIVIAN! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? 79 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:15,667 WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? 80 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:18,083 - FREE SAMPLE! 81 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:20,250 NO! 82 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:22,083 [SHORT-CIRCUITING] 83 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:25,042 - [EVIL LAUGHING] 84 00:05:26,958 --> 00:05:29,144 - I BELIEVE THIS IS A NASALMANCER, MAN, 85 00:05:29,168 --> 00:05:32,667 A LESSER-KNOWN WIZARD THAT DEALS WITH NOSE MAGIC. 86 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,375 I HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN ABOUT THEM. 87 00:05:34,458 --> 00:05:38,042 IT'S NOT A VERY POPULAR SCHOOL OF WIZARDRY FOR SOME REASON. 88 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:41,292 - HOW CAN YOU BE SURE HE'S A NASALMANCER? 89 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:44,792 - WELL, EXPLAIN YOURSELVES. 90 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:46,542 - WHERE'S MY NOSE? 91 00:05:46,625 --> 00:05:48,917 - OOH! I ONLY WISH I KNEW. 92 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,083 SURELY SUCH A LARGE HEAD MUST HAVE PRODUCED 93 00:05:52,167 --> 00:05:55,833 A LARGE AND SUPPLE PROBOSCIS. 94 00:05:55,917 --> 00:05:57,750 - OH, THANK YOU. 95 00:05:57,833 --> 00:05:59,042 OH, THERE IT IS! 96 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:02,375 COME ON! I'll INTRODUCE YOU! 97 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:06,042 - OH, GOOD GRIEF. 98 00:06:06,625 --> 00:06:09,018 - SLOW DOWN, SON. 99 00:06:09,042 --> 00:06:11,625 - OH, YEAH! 100 00:06:11,708 --> 00:06:16,208 IT TRULY IS A BEAUT, JUST LIKE I THOUGHT. 101 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:17,583 SPACIOUS, TOO. 102 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:21,417 - HEY, NOW! GET YO FO' SHIZZLE OUT OF MY NIZZLE, DAWG. 103 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:24,417 I DON'T SEE YOU DOING THAT TO YOUR NOSE. 104 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:25,500 - NO, YOU DON'T. 105 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:29,167 AND THAT'S BECAUSE... THAT'S BECAUSE... 106 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:32,333 I DON'T HAVE A NOSE OF MY OWN! 107 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:35,542 [SOBBING] 108 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:36,958 OH, I'M SO SORRY! 109 00:06:37,042 --> 00:06:39,292 YOU... YOU JUST HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT IS 110 00:06:39,375 --> 00:06:44,208 TO BE A NOSE WIZARD WITH NO NOSE. 111 00:06:44,292 --> 00:06:45,958 - [LAUGHTER] 112 00:06:46,042 --> 00:06:46,917 CHUMP! 113 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,042 - UH... RIGHT. 114 00:06:48,125 --> 00:06:51,167 WELL, YOU SEE, I USED TO TAKE SUCH DELIGHT IN MY WORK. 115 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:57,042 BY NIGHT, I WOULD CREATE LOVELY PERFUMES FROM ESSENTIAL OILS. 116 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:58,125 [SNORTING] 117 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:00,042 AND BY DAY, I WOULD SHARE MY ESSENCE 118 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:03,583 WITH ALL THE LOVELY LADIES AT THE ENDSVILLE MALL. 119 00:07:03,667 --> 00:07:07,500 - UGH. NOW I KNOW WHO TO BLAME FOR MY GRANDMOTHER'S SMELL. 120 00:07:07,583 --> 00:07:11,333 - THEN ONE DAY, BUSINESS WAS RATHER SLOW. 121 00:07:11,417 --> 00:07:12,625 I THINK CRUNCHY CREAM 122 00:07:12,708 --> 00:07:14,750 WAS HAVING A TWO-FOR-ONE SALE OR SOMETHING. 123 00:07:14,833 --> 00:07:19,458 ANYWAY, I WAS JUST PASSING MY TIME AT THE PERFUME COUNTER, 124 00:07:19,542 --> 00:07:21,000 MAINTAINING MY NOSE, 125 00:07:21,083 --> 00:07:27,583 WHEN I SPIED A PARTICULARLY OFFENSIVE BLOUSE PASSING ME BY. 126 00:07:27,667 --> 00:07:29,875 AND THAT WAS IT. 127 00:07:29,958 --> 00:07:33,583 MY NOSE WAS GONE. 128 00:07:33,667 --> 00:07:35,083 NOSE! 129 00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:38,976 - YOU SEE? I TOLD YOU NOSE PICKING IS BAD. 130 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,625 - SO, I DEVIATED IN SEPTUM-BER. 131 00:07:42,708 --> 00:07:46,333 I COULDN'T STAND WATCHING ALL THE GORGEOUS RIPE NOSES 132 00:07:46,417 --> 00:07:49,625 PASS ME BY DAY AFTER DAY AFTER DAY. 133 00:07:49,708 --> 00:07:53,583 AND SO I GREW MELANCHOLY... FOR, LIKE, HALF A SECOND. 134 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:54,792 [EVIL LAUGHTER] 135 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:56,292 IF I COULDN'T HAVE A NOSE, 136 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:58,417 THEN NOBODY COULD HAVE A NOSE, YOU KNOW? 137 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:02,185 I JUST NEEDED TO CREATE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE SCENT IN THE WORLD. 138 00:08:02,209 --> 00:08:07,375 A LITTLE CHAMOMILE, LAVENDER, AND OF COURSE DOODOO BUTTER 139 00:08:07,458 --> 00:08:10,417 INTO MY OLD KAZOO, AND I HAD IT. 140 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:11,833 [LAUGHING] 141 00:08:11,917 --> 00:08:15,958 YOU SEE, A NASALMANCER'S NOSE IS HIS LOYAL SERVANT, 142 00:08:16,042 --> 00:08:22,208 AND I'M AFRAID I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOURS. 143 00:08:25,167 --> 00:08:28,018 - THIBBIT! 144 00:08:28,042 --> 00:08:31,875 - AAH! AAH! 145 00:08:31,958 --> 00:08:34,083 AAH! AAH! 146 00:08:34,167 --> 00:08:36,458 - GIVE HIM HIS NOSE BACK. 147 00:08:36,542 --> 00:08:38,958 - NEVER! 148 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:47,208 YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE OTHER NOSES. 149 00:08:47,292 --> 00:08:50,667 THIS ONE'S OFF THE MARKET! 150 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:54,042 - FOLLOW THAT NOSE, MAN. 151 00:08:54,125 --> 00:08:57,042 - [LAUGHING] 152 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:02,292 - [SNORTING] 153 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,125 - GROSS. 154 00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:09,018 - DELICIOUS! 155 00:09:09,042 --> 00:09:10,208 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 156 00:09:10,292 --> 00:09:12,542 - THINK ABOUT IT. WHEN SOMEBODY LOSES SOMETHING, 157 00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:16,042 IT USUALLY ENDS UP IN THEIR OTHER PAIR OF PANTS. 158 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:18,500 FOUND 'EM. 159 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,292 - AAH! AAH! GET IT OFF! GET IF OFF! 160 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:27,208 IT FEELS SO UNNATURAL! 161 00:09:27,292 --> 00:09:29,792 - [LAUGHING] 162 00:09:31,542 --> 00:09:33,375 - YOU GUYS ARE PATHETIC. 163 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:35,625 THIS IS WHY I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THESE. 164 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:36,792 IT'S DISGUSTING. 165 00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:40,292 - OH, THE POOR THING IS TERRIFIED. 166 00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:43,208 I'll KEEP YOU SAFE. 167 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:47,083 [ELECTRONIC BEEPING AND PINGING] 168 00:09:47,167 --> 00:09:48,417 - FREE! 169 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:53,583 - HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. HOW MUCH IS TWO PLUS TWO? 170 00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:56,875 JUMP ON WHILE THEY'RE CONFUSED. 171 00:09:57,583 --> 00:10:00,167 - TO THE NASALMANCER. 172 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:03,458 - [GROANING] 173 00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:06,083 - GIVE ME THE NOSE. 174 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:14,083 - [EVIL LAUGHTER] 175 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:16,083 YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME. 176 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:17,333 - OH, YES, WE WILL. 177 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:20,167 IF THERE'S ONE THING BILLY'S NOSE CAN'T RESIST, 178 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:23,625 IT'S THE SMELL OF BILLY'S FEET. 179 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,708 - [SNIFFING] 180 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,042 HOME. 181 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:34,083 - OH, YOU BLEW MY NOSE UP! 182 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,333 - YOU BLEW MY NOSE UP. 183 00:10:36,417 --> 00:10:38,833 - OH, I DID NOT, SILLY. THAT NOSE WAS A DECOY. 184 00:10:38,917 --> 00:10:41,458 I HAD THE REAL NOSE IN MY POCKET THE WHOLE TIME. 185 00:10:41,542 --> 00:10:42,375 HA HA HOO! 186 00:10:42,458 --> 00:10:43,708 - [GIBBERISH] 187 00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:46,750 - BUT, SIR, OURS WAS A DECOY, TOO. 188 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:50,250 I'VE GOT YOUR REAL NOSE RIGHT HERE. 189 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:53,976 - OH! MY BEAUTIFUL NOSE! 190 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,583 OH, IT'S BEEN SO LONG. 191 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,027 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DO LOOK GREAT. 192 00:10:57,083 --> 00:10:59,458 I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU. I'M SO SORRY I LEFT YOU. 193 00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:01,792 GIVE ME A KISS. GIVE ME KISSES. KISSES. 194 00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:02,708 [LIPS SMACKING] 195 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:05,167 - UH, ME, TOO. TRADE? 196 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:08,042 - WHAT? OH, YES, OF COURSE. 197 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,250 OK, NOW HAND IT OVER. 198 00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:11,625 - GOT YOUR NOSE. 199 00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:14,083 - NO! YOU TRICKED ME! 200 00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:16,458 - THANKS FOR GETTING MY NOSE BACK, MANDY, 201 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,976 BUT THAT WAS MEAN. 202 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,958 - YOU DUMMY, THAT GUY WAS GONNA KEEP YOUR NOSE FOREVER. 203 00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:25,083 - YES, BUT NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO NOT HAVE A NOSE. 204 00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:30,125 IT IS AWFUL. SO NOW, I'M GONNA MAKE THINGS RIGHT. 205 00:11:30,208 --> 00:11:34,375 HALF FOR YOU... AND HALF FOR ME. 206 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:36,750 - OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE NOSTRIL. 207 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:39,018 THANK YOU, BILLY! 208 00:11:39,042 --> 00:11:42,083 - S'NOT A PROBLEM. 209 00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:44,208 - I GET IT! 210 00:11:44,292 --> 00:11:46,000 [LAUGHING] 211 00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:49,042 - S'NOT! 212 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:06,125 - NOW, BILLY, I WANT YOU TO KEEP YOUR TUXEDO 213 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:08,750 SPARKLING CLEAN TODAY AT THE WEDDING. 214 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,000 YOU GOT THAT? 215 00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:14,208 NEAT, SWEET, TIDY, AND TRIM. 216 00:12:16,375 --> 00:12:18,018 SPICK-AND-SPAN. 217 00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:21,167 [WHIRRING] 218 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:25,125 THERE. ALL FINISHED. 219 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:30,333 WHY, DON'T YOU LOOK PRECIOUS? 220 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:35,667 TURN AROUND SO MOMMY CAN GET A GOOD CLEAN LOOK AT YOU. 221 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:44,708 - I'M TUXEDO MAN! 222 00:12:44,792 --> 00:12:46,833 HA HA HA! 223 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:53,750 - YES, YES. YOU'RE TUXE... TUXEDO MAN? 224 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:55,958 [GROWLING] 225 00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:56,958 NO! 226 00:12:57,042 --> 00:13:00,042 NO, BILLY. NO TUXEDO MAN. 227 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:03,018 REMEMBER LAST TIME. 228 00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:06,042 - [GIBBERISH] 229 00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:16,792 [SHATTERING] 230 00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:21,167 TUXEDO MAN! 231 00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:25,833 [GROANING] 232 00:13:25,917 --> 00:13:30,083 TUXEDO MAN. 233 00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:36,833 - SO, NO TUXEDO MAN, OK? 234 00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:40,917 - TUXEDO MAN! 235 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:48,976 TUXEDO MAN! 236 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,375 - HEE HEE HEE! 237 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:53,458 OH, YEAH. KIDS. 238 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,458 - [GIBBERISH] 239 00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:58,208 [LAUGHING] 240 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:10,917 AHH! 241 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,667 [INSECTS CHEERING] 242 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:16,167 YEEHHH! 243 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,708 GRIM! JUST THE GUY I WANTED TO SEE. 244 00:14:21,792 --> 00:14:23,000 - WAIT. LET ME GUESS. 245 00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,417 YOU GOT YOUR TUXEDO MUDDY AGAIN, 246 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:28,458 AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN YOU UP WITH MY MAGIC SCYTHE. 247 00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:31,000 - WOW. HOW'D YOU KNOW? 248 00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:34,250 - 'CAUSE IT'S THE FOURTH TIME YOU'VE ASKED ME TODAY. 249 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:35,542 - FIFTH, ACTUALLY. 250 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,125 - YEAH. YOU KNOW, MANDY, 251 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:40,083 I'VE SEEN A LOT OF CRAZY THINGS IN THIS UNIVERSE, 252 00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:44,125 BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND, IT'S BILLY. 253 00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,833 - WHAT'S THERE TO UNDERSTAND? 254 00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:46,958 HE'S AN IDIOT. 255 00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:49,250 - COME ON, GRIM. CLEAN ME WITH THE SCYTHE. 256 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,000 I GOTS A WEDDING TO GOES TO. 257 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:53,042 - THE IDIOT PART I GET, MANDY. 258 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,500 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT MAKES HIM TICK? 259 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:59,125 THERE MUST BE SOME REASON FOR THIS PROBLEM WITH BILLY. 260 00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:02,667 - SORRY, KIDS. BILLY CAN'T PLAY RIGHT NOW. 261 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,292 MOM SAYS IT'S TIME TO GO, 262 00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:07,667 AND WHEN YOU GOTTA GO, YOU GOTTA GO. 263 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:09,750 - MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME, HAROLD. 264 00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:12,042 WHAT MAKES BILLY SO STUPID? 265 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,958 - OH, PSHAW! 266 00:15:14,042 --> 00:15:17,542 BILLY'S NOT STUPID. HE'S A GENIUS. 267 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,750 - UH, NOT NOW, DAD. 268 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,476 WE'RE KIND OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE. 269 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,542 - THAT'S RIGHT, AND I GOT 270 00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:24,167 THIS CERTIFIED GENIUS DIPLOMA TO PROVE IT. 271 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:27,375 - DIPLOMA? BILLY IS A GENIUS? 272 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:30,125 - WHY, SURE. WHEN BILLY WAS BORN, 273 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:34,917 WE KNEW WE HAD SOMEONE REAL SPECIAL. 274 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:41,583 I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS SOMETHING I'll NEVER FORGET. 275 00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:44,833 - YOUR BABY, MA'AM. 276 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:46,125 - AWW! 277 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:50,458 - NOW BILLY WAS SOMEONE CLEARLY AHEAD OF HIS TIME, 278 00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:54,042 AND BROTHER, IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG FOR ME TO FIGURE THAT OUT. 279 00:15:54,125 --> 00:16:00,083 HOW 'BOUT A SMILE FOR YOUR NEW DAD? 280 00:16:01,792 --> 00:16:05,542 - [RUMBLING] 281 00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,208 [FART] 282 00:16:07,292 --> 00:16:09,500 - HE DID IT! 283 00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:11,167 THIS KID'S A GENIUS! 284 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,583 - OH, IT'S JUST A GAS BUBBLE, HARRY. 285 00:16:13,667 --> 00:16:16,875 - I KNOW A GENIUS WHEN I SEE ONE, GLADYS. 286 00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:18,417 - [RUMBLING] 287 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,417 [FART] 288 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,750 - HIS FIRST STEPS! 289 00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:25,833 - IT'S GAS! 290 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,042 - IT'S GENIUS. 291 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,583 - [FARTING, BURP] 292 00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:33,000 - HIS FIRST WORD, AND ONLY 2 1/2 MINUTES OLD! 293 00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:35,083 THAT'S WHAT I CALL GENIUS! 294 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:38,833 - HELLO! EXCUSE ME. I'M COVERED IN MUD! 295 00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:41,750 GOING TO A WEDDING! GET BUSY WITH THE SCYTHE. 296 00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:45,083 - IN A MINUTE. CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE TALKING HERE? 297 00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:47,083 PLEASE CONTINUE, HAROLD. 298 00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:48,458 - THANK YOU, GRIM. 299 00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:51,333 THEN, OF COURSE, THERE WERE THE GENIUS COMPETITIONS... 300 00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:53,042 GRUELING MONTHS OF TOURING: 301 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,375 ON THE ROAD, 302 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:57,833 PARTICIPATING IN EVERY GENIUS SHOWDOWN IN THE WORLD... 303 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:01,167 TAKING ON THE BEST OF THE BEST. 304 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,976 HI, DICK. 305 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,018 - HI, HARRY. 306 00:17:04,042 --> 00:17:07,750 - [BURPING] 307 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:10,125 - THEY'D SPAR IN FANTASTIC COLISEUMS 308 00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:13,083 ESPECIALLY DESIGNED FOR SUCH TOURNAMENTS. 309 00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:14,083 AND THE TESTS, WELL, 310 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:18,018 A RIGOROUS INTELLECTUAL DECATHLON LIKE NO OTHER. 311 00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:21,208 - [MEN TALKING BABY TALK] 312 00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:27,833 - [BABY TALK] 313 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,833 - BUT NO MATTER HOW TOUGH THE CHALLENGE, 314 00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:35,958 BILLY ALWAYS HAD SOMETHING INSIDE HIM 315 00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:39,000 THAT MADE HIM A WINNER! 316 00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:41,792 - [FARTING] 317 00:17:50,833 --> 00:17:53,625 - IT WAS IN THAT MOMENT I REALIZED 318 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,083 THAT BILLY WAS INVINCIBLE... 319 00:17:55,167 --> 00:18:00,417 SIMPLY THE GREATEST CHILD GENIUS EVER KNOWN TO MANKIND! 320 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:04,208 AND WHEN HIS MOMENT OF VICTORY CAME... 321 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:09,500 HE WOULD ALWAYS BE A GOOD SPORT AND SHARE HIS TROPHY... 322 00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:11,018 WITH THE LOSERS! 323 00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:13,167 AND THIS WENT ON CITY TO CITY, 324 00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,958 STATE TO STATE, COUNTRY TO COUNTRY. 325 00:18:16,042 --> 00:18:22,417 BILLY HAD BECOME THE SUPREME GENIUS CHAMPION OF THE UNIVERSE! 326 00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,333 AND WHEN HE RECEIVED HIS HONORARY GENIUS DEGREE, 327 00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:30,042 IT WAS THE PROUDEST DAY OF MY LIFE. 328 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,333 SMILE! 329 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,875 - AN HONORARY DEGREE. 330 00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:41,917 ASTOUNDING. I HAD NO IDEA. 331 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:45,125 BILLY, I'M AFRAID I MISJUDGED YOU. 332 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,000 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WHATEVER. 333 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,375 LESS TALKY, MORE CHANGY. 334 00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,185 - FOR ONCE, I AGREE WITH BILLY. 335 00:18:51,209 --> 00:18:55,042 BESIDES, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT GENIUS JUNK. 336 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,583 - JUNK? YOU MEAN THAT... 337 00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,708 WHAT KIND OF CHUCKLEHEAD WOULD LIE ABOUT... 338 00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:04,976 - AND THAT'S WHEN BILLY MET MANDY. 339 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,208 [BUZZING] 340 00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:17,000 NOW, MANDY KNEW A GENIUS WHEN SHE SAW ONE. 341 00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:19,917 - ARE YOU SOME KIND OF IDIOT? 342 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,458 - [GIGGLING] 343 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,708 [FLUSHING SOUND] 344 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,000 - I'll TAKE THAT AS A "YES." 345 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:33,667 - HIS BRILLIANT POWERS OF OBSERVATION 346 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:36,583 ASTOUNDED HER FROM THE START. 347 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,667 - [GROWLING] 348 00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:42,167 - SAY, YOU AIN'T GOT NO NOSE. 349 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,792 - SO? 350 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:49,292 - THAT'S BETTER. 351 00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:52,000 - IT WAS THAT MOMENT THAT WOULD SET THE TONE 352 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:55,000 FOR THE REST OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. 353 00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:57,875 - CREEP. 354 00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:02,250 - [GIGGLING] 355 00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:03,500 SHE DIGS ME. 356 00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:06,625 - AND THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED. 357 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:08,976 HA HA HA HA HA! 358 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,667 [RUMBLING] 359 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,167 [FARTING] 360 00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:19,917 [LAUGHING] 361 00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:26,208 AH! I SURE HOPE OUR LITTLE TALK 362 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,726 HAS HELPED YOU UNDERSTAND BILLY BETTER. 363 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:32,167 - YES, AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS WITH BILLY. 364 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,750 - YEAH? - YEAH. YOU! 365 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:36,976 YOU ARE THE PROBLEM WITH BILLY! 366 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,125 YOU'RE WHERE HE GETS IT. 367 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:41,792 IT'S A WONDER THE BOY CAN EVEN TIE HIS SHOES. 368 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,292 - HE CAN'T! 369 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,917 BUT LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE. 370 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,185 - WHAT BRIGHT SIDE? 371 00:20:46,209 --> 00:20:49,792 - YEAH. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE BRIGHT ABOUT THIS? 372 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,250 - I HAVE NO IDEA. 373 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,976 LET'S ASK BILLY. HE'S THE GENIUS. 374 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,833 - THAT'S IT! I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID SCYTHE! 375 00:20:57,917 --> 00:21:01,625 MOM WILL CLEAN ME UP! HUMPH! 376 00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:06,375 - JEEZ. WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? 377 00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:08,000 - [GROWLING] 378 00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,375 [WHIRRING] 379 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:13,018 - THERE. SPICK-AND-SPAN, NEAT AND SWEET, TIDY AND TRIM. 380 00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:15,833 AND NO MORE TUXEDO MAN! 381 00:21:15,917 --> 00:21:18,083 RIGHT, BILLY? BILLY? 382 00:21:18,167 --> 00:21:20,417 - [GIBBERISH] 383 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,018 [GLASS SHATTERING] 384 00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:24,250 - HA HA HA HA! 385 00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:28,083 - TUXEDO MAN! 386 00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:35,125 - [GIBBERISH] 387 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:36,583 KIDS. 388 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:39,167 - HA HA HA HA! 389 00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:40,667 WOMEN. 390 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:43,167 - UGH. PARENTS. 391 00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:45,292 - [LAUGHING] 392 00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:49,292 MUD. 393 00:21:50,292 --> 00:21:53,167 - MORTALS. 394 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:55,917 [GROWLING] 395 00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:03,125 - [FARTING AND LAUGHING] 396 00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,375 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY 397 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:09,000 TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 398 00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:10,417 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 399 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:14,625 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... 400 00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:21,875 - [FARTING] 401 00:22:21,958 --> 00:22:24,708 [LAUGHING] 402 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:30,083 - THAT FRUIT'S A GENIUS!