1 00:00:03,292 --> 00:00:06,958 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 2 00:00:07,917 --> 00:00:10,375 - [LAUGHING] 3 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:37,667 - CONTROL, ALT, DELETE. 4 00:00:49,833 --> 00:00:51,583 - BOY, ARE WE GONNA SHOW THEM! 5 00:00:51,667 --> 00:00:55,000 - WE'LL BLIND 'EM WITH OUR MAD SKILLS. 6 00:00:55,083 --> 00:00:56,083 - OH! OH! 7 00:00:56,125 --> 00:01:01,167 YEAH, MAD, WACKY SKILLS! 8 00:01:03,208 --> 00:01:04,250 - NEED I ASK? 9 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:07,500 - WE HAVE OUR LITTLE LEAGUE GAME AGAINST MINDY'S TEAM. 10 00:01:07,583 --> 00:01:10,083 BUT GIRLS CAN'T PLAY BASEBALL, 11 00:01:10,167 --> 00:01:12,542 SO YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND... OH! 12 00:01:12,625 --> 00:01:14,708 I CAUGHT IT. I CAUGHT IT! 13 00:01:14,792 --> 00:01:15,667 [LAUGHING] 14 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:17,125 - WAY TO KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL. 15 00:01:17,208 --> 00:01:20,208 - EVEN THOUGH GIRLS CAN'T PLAY BASEBALL, HA, 16 00:01:20,292 --> 00:01:21,208 YOU COULD STILL, UH, 17 00:01:21,292 --> 00:01:23,000 BE A CHEERLEADER FOR THE BOYS' TEAM. 18 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:27,125 - SO, YOU THINK GIRLS CAN'T PLAY BASEBALL, HUH? 19 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:28,208 - NOT A LICK. - YEAH? 20 00:01:29,208 --> 00:01:30,958 PITCH ME THE BALL, AND WE'LL SEE. 21 00:01:31,042 --> 00:01:33,458 - YES, MY LOVE. 22 00:01:33,542 --> 00:01:35,292 - OH, BROTHER. 23 00:01:35,375 --> 00:01:36,458 - [SNICKERING] 24 00:01:36,542 --> 00:01:37,875 YOU DON'T HAVE A BAT. 25 00:01:37,958 --> 00:01:38,976 - FEMUR. 26 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:39,875 - WHAT?! 27 00:01:39,958 --> 00:01:41,208 I'M KIND OF USING IT. 28 00:01:41,292 --> 00:01:44,500 - DID I ASK FOR A FEMUR OR SOME LIP?! 29 00:01:44,583 --> 00:01:46,000 - OK, OK. 30 00:01:46,083 --> 00:01:47,958 [GRUNTING] [SNAP] 31 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:49,125 HERE. 32 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:52,458 I'll JUST HOBBLE OVER AND LEAN ON THE FENCE. 33 00:01:52,542 --> 00:01:55,083 - I'D SUGGEST YOU GO DEEP. 34 00:01:55,167 --> 00:01:56,750 - ONE WORD: 35 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:59,042 EASY OUT! 36 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,000 COME ON, BATTER, BATTER, BATTER, BATTER! 37 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:08,167 SWING! 38 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:11,375 NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, MANDY. 39 00:02:11,458 --> 00:02:14,083 HOW IS THE OTHER TEAM SUPPOSED TO GET YOU OUT 40 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:17,000 IF YOU HIT THE BALL OVER THEIR HEADS? 41 00:02:17,083 --> 00:02:18,101 [GLASS BREAKS IN DISTANCE] 42 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:20,625 WE HAVE TO GO OR WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR THE GAME. 43 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:21,875 - COME ON, GRIM. 44 00:02:21,958 --> 00:02:23,000 I HAVE TO SEE THIS. 45 00:02:23,083 --> 00:02:25,792 SHOULD WE TELL HIM THAT MINDY'S A GIRL? 46 00:02:25,875 --> 00:02:26,583 - NO. 47 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:28,185 WHY CLUTTER UP HIS EMPTY SKULL 48 00:02:28,209 --> 00:02:30,667 WITH SOMETHING AS TRIVIAL AS FACTS? 49 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:32,042 HOLD MY SCYTHE. 50 00:02:32,125 --> 00:02:34,208 DON'T LOOK. 51 00:02:36,792 --> 00:02:38,250 [CRACK] - YEAH! 52 00:02:38,333 --> 00:02:41,042 - [CHEERING] 53 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,708 - THEY DID IT AGAIN. 54 00:02:43,792 --> 00:02:44,917 YAY! 55 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,125 - COME ON! HOW ABOUT A LITTLE DEFENSE! 56 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:49,750 - WHAT HAS YOUR BRIEFS IN A KNOT? 57 00:02:49,833 --> 00:02:50,833 - WHAT?! OH. 58 00:02:50,917 --> 00:02:52,917 WELL, FIRST, I'D LIKE TO MAKE CLEAR 59 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,976 I WEAR BOXERS, NOT BRIEFS. 60 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,500 AS TO WHY I HAVE A KNOT IN THEM, 61 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:59,083 IT STARTED BACK WHEN I WAS A YOUNGSTER. 62 00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:01,833 IT WAS THE LAST GAME OF CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON. 63 00:03:01,917 --> 00:03:03,500 WE HAD SOME OF THE GREATEST PLAYERS 64 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:05,000 THE UNDERWORLD HAD EVER SEEN: 65 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:07,500 ON SECOND BASE WAS FATTY FLYBALL, 66 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:10,292 SWATTING SAMMY SLUG IN THE OUTFIELD, 67 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:13,042 BIG BABYHEAD BAMBINO ON THIRD, 68 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:15,000 FOOTLESS JOE JOHNSON ON FIRST, 69 00:03:15,083 --> 00:03:18,833 AND YOURS TRULY PITCHING HIS WINNINGEST SEASON EVER. 70 00:03:18,917 --> 00:03:20,458 - ALL RIGHT, GRIM, BASES ARE LOADED. 71 00:03:20,542 --> 00:03:23,208 ONE MORE STRIKE AND WE GO HOME THE CHAMPIONS. 72 00:03:23,292 --> 00:03:25,042 - NO PROBLEM, MAN. 73 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:26,583 I'M THROWING TO THE PITCHER. 74 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:30,125 EVERYONE KNOWS PITCHERS CAN'T HIT. 75 00:03:34,875 --> 00:03:37,292 - [BOOING] 76 00:03:39,167 --> 00:03:40,958 - I CAN'T HELP BUT EMPATHIZE WITH BILLY 77 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:43,375 WHEN I SEE HIM GETTING BEATEN AND RIDICULED. 78 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:46,000 - OH, THROW THE PITCHER OUT OF THERE! 79 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:48,042 - MY GRANNY CAN PITCH BETTER THAN THAT! 80 00:03:48,125 --> 00:03:53,167 - SOMEHOW, I DON'T THINK BILLY IS AS TRAUMATIZED AS YOU. 81 00:03:54,708 --> 00:03:56,042 - WOW, MINDY! 82 00:03:56,125 --> 00:03:57,250 THAT WAS A GREAT HIT! 83 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:59,042 THIS IS FUN! THIS IS FUN! 84 00:03:59,125 --> 00:04:00,917 LET'S DO IT AGAIN! 85 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:01,750 YAY! 86 00:04:01,833 --> 00:04:03,375 RUN, MINDY, RUN! 87 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:04,500 HOME RUN! 88 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:06,375 YEAH, MAMA! 89 00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:08,750 YEAH! 90 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:10,042 - GAME OVER. 91 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,167 - GREAT GAME! 92 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:15,125 - I'D SHAKE, BUT I'M AFRAID INEPTITUDE IS CONTAGIOUS. 93 00:04:15,208 --> 00:04:17,625 - YEAH, YOU GUYS STINK! 94 00:04:17,708 --> 00:04:19,167 - YOU'RE LAME! 95 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:21,958 - [SOBBING] 96 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,125 - UH... WHAT'S WRONG? 97 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:26,292 YOU THIRSTY? 98 00:04:26,375 --> 00:04:28,125 - [SOBBING] 99 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:30,542 - HE'S IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEELINGS. 100 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:33,833 - HEY, MINDY, YOU THINK YOU'RE BAD?! 101 00:04:33,917 --> 00:04:34,917 - NO. 102 00:04:34,958 --> 00:04:36,958 I THINK THEY'RE BAD! 103 00:04:37,042 --> 00:04:39,292 - [LAUGHTER] 104 00:04:40,167 --> 00:04:42,976 - BILLY'S TEAM WILL TAKE YOU DOWN. 105 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,125 - YEAH! I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT. 106 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:47,417 - YEAH, I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT, TOO. 107 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,292 - I'M GOING TO PUT TOGETHER A WINNING TEAM. 108 00:04:50,375 --> 00:04:52,125 MANDY, ARE YOU IN? 109 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:54,542 - WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A PLAYOFF... 110 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:55,833 TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY. 111 00:04:55,917 --> 00:04:58,625 - YOU'RE ON, LOSER! 112 00:04:58,708 --> 00:05:02,042 - I HAVE NO IDEA HOW WE'RE GOING TO BEAT THEM. 113 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:03,208 - SIMPLE. 114 00:05:03,292 --> 00:05:04,542 I WILL COACH THEM. 115 00:05:04,625 --> 00:05:05,792 - HEY, MANDY, 116 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:08,167 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HOW WE'RE GOING TO BEAT THEM"? 117 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:13,417 THIS IS BASEBALL, AND GIRLS CAN'T PLAY BASEBALL! 118 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,417 - BUT... - NO! 119 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,167 - BUT, BILLY... - NO! 120 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:19,708 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 121 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:29,750 [TOOT, TOOT] 122 00:05:29,833 --> 00:05:32,333 - [STRAINING] 123 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:43,875 - LOOK ALIVE OUT THERE. 124 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:46,042 - LOOK HOW HIGH IT IS. 125 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:49,000 - KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A GHOST BALL. 126 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:51,333 - IT'S GETTING BIGGER. 127 00:05:52,042 --> 00:05:54,708 - YEAH! COOL! 128 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,000 - BILLY? 129 00:06:01,042 --> 00:06:02,375 - NO! 130 00:06:05,667 --> 00:06:08,208 - HERE YOU GO, BONEHEAD. 131 00:06:08,292 --> 00:06:10,125 - WHAA! 132 00:06:10,208 --> 00:06:11,568 [WHIMPERING] OH, LOOK. I CAUGHT IT. 133 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:13,750 - DID YOU SEE THAT?! 134 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:16,042 - SHE'S GOOD! 135 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,125 - SHE'S BETTER THAN GOOD. 136 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:19,875 SHE'S PERFECT! 137 00:06:19,958 --> 00:06:21,042 - NO! 138 00:06:21,125 --> 00:06:28,125 NO GIRLS ON OUR TEAM! NO GIRLS ON OUR TEAM! 139 00:06:28,208 --> 00:06:29,042 - YEAH! 140 00:06:29,125 --> 00:06:32,667 - NO GIRLS ON OUR TEAM! 141 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:39,458 NO GIRLS ON OUR TEAM! 142 00:06:39,542 --> 00:06:42,102 - MANDY, YOU HAVE TO PLAY FOR THIS TEAM. 143 00:06:42,126 --> 00:06:43,708 - THEY DON'T WANT GIRLS. 144 00:06:43,792 --> 00:06:47,083 - WHAT IF THEY DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A GIRL? 145 00:06:47,167 --> 00:06:50,500 FELLAS, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET OUR NEW TEAMMATE, 146 00:06:50,583 --> 00:06:52,458 MAND... UH, FRED. 147 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:54,083 YES, THAT'S IT. 148 00:06:55,167 --> 00:06:56,542 - HMM. 149 00:06:56,625 --> 00:07:00,542 UH... THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT YOU... 150 00:07:00,625 --> 00:07:02,375 THAT I LIKE! 151 00:07:02,458 --> 00:07:03,625 PUT 'ER THERE! 152 00:07:03,708 --> 00:07:05,917 WELCOME ABOARD, MANFRED. 153 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,167 - SHOO. 154 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:11,417 UH, OK, BOYS, LET'S PUT OUR GAME FACES ON. 155 00:07:11,792 --> 00:07:14,000 YOUR INTERNAL GAME FACE! 156 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:15,750 - OH! - OH! - OH! 157 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:18,333 - WE'VE WORKED HARD TO HONE OUR SKILLS. 158 00:07:18,417 --> 00:07:21,292 IT'S TIME TO TAKE THE BATTLE TO THEM. 159 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:22,958 - YEAH! 160 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:24,875 YEAH! YEAH! 161 00:07:24,958 --> 00:07:26,875 - DO YOU REALIZED THAT ONE PLAYER 162 00:07:26,958 --> 00:07:28,083 DOES NOT A TEAM MAKE? 163 00:07:28,167 --> 00:07:29,542 - I'VE GOT IT COVERED. 164 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:31,292 LOOK OUT TO CENTERFIELD. 165 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:34,000 - THAT'S A CORNFIELD. 166 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:40,333 - COOL! A BIG, DECREPIT HEAD! 167 00:07:41,583 --> 00:07:42,583 [CHUCKLES] 168 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:47,250 WOW! A WRIGGLY SNAIL AND A FOOTLESS COOT! 169 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:53,958 - NOW, GET OUT THERE ON THE MOUND 170 00:07:54,042 --> 00:07:55,708 AND GIVE MINDY HER COMEUPPANCE. 171 00:07:55,792 --> 00:07:59,792 - COME ON, SHOW ME SOMETHING, LOSER! 172 00:08:02,042 --> 00:08:03,958 - STRIKE ONE! 173 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:06,167 STRIKE! 174 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:08,583 STRIKE 3! 175 00:08:08,667 --> 00:08:10,000 YOU'RE OUT! 176 00:08:10,083 --> 00:08:11,958 - YEAH! - YEAH! 177 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:15,167 - YOU'RE OUT! 178 00:08:16,208 --> 00:08:18,167 YOU'RE OUT! 179 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:20,083 - DON'T HURT ME! 180 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,167 - YOU'RE OUT! 181 00:08:25,708 --> 00:08:27,583 YOU'RE OUT! 182 00:08:32,292 --> 00:08:34,333 SAFE! 183 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:42,375 - HEY, MANDY, NO GIRLS ON OUR TEAM! 184 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:43,792 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FIELD? 185 00:08:43,875 --> 00:08:45,292 - DON'T BE A DWEEB, BILLY. 186 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:46,625 YOU NEED ME. 187 00:08:46,708 --> 00:08:50,083 - NO GIRLS IN BASEBALL. 188 00:08:50,167 --> 00:08:50,750 HMM. 189 00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:51,958 WHERE'D MANFRED GO? 190 00:08:52,042 --> 00:08:53,250 OH, WELL. 191 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:56,542 - AND THAT IS OUT OF THE PARK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 192 00:08:56,625 --> 00:08:58,750 - NO, NO, NO! 193 00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:00,750 NOT AGAIN, MAN! 194 00:09:00,833 --> 00:09:01,542 - RELAX, GRIM. 195 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,667 I'll GET US OUT OF THE INNING. 196 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:05,167 - [SNIFFLING] 197 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:06,417 - HEY, MANFRED. 198 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,542 WHERE YA BEEN? 199 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:10,333 - I WAS SUFFERING FROM A DOSE OF IGNORANIA. 200 00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:11,625 NOW, BEAT IT! 201 00:09:11,708 --> 00:09:13,083 - COOL! 202 00:09:15,208 --> 00:09:17,583 - STRIKE ONE! 203 00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:19,875 STRIKE TWO! 204 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:21,292 STRIKE 3! 205 00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:23,000 YOUR OUT! 206 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:26,500 - WELL, FOLKS, IT'S DO OR DIE TIME FOR GRIM'S TEAM. 207 00:09:26,583 --> 00:09:28,833 BOTTOM OF THE NINTH, ONE OUT, 208 00:09:28,917 --> 00:09:31,208 TYING RUN ON THIRD. 209 00:09:31,792 --> 00:09:33,042 - TIME-OUT! 210 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:34,125 SORRY, ERWIN. 211 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:36,792 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO USE A PINCH-HITTER. 212 00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:39,458 SAMMY, GET IN THERE. 213 00:09:40,167 --> 00:09:41,208 HA HA HA HA! 214 00:09:41,292 --> 00:09:42,708 WITH SAMMY SLUGGING, 215 00:09:42,792 --> 00:09:44,875 THIS GAME IS IN THE BAG. 216 00:09:44,958 --> 00:09:46,000 - HI, SAMMY. 217 00:09:46,083 --> 00:09:47,083 HERE'S YOUR FAVORITE BAT. 218 00:09:47,167 --> 00:09:51,167 WILL YOU HIT A HOME RUN FOR ME, SAMMY? 219 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,125 - UH, I DON'T KNOW. 220 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:55,250 ARE YOU SICK AND/OR DYING? 221 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:58,250 - UH, SURE HE IS! 222 00:09:58,333 --> 00:09:59,583 POOR LITTLE GUY. 223 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,042 NOW, HIT ONE FOR THE KID. 224 00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:06,250 - OK, LITTLE SICKIE, THIS ONE IF FOR VOUS. 225 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:08,417 - [CRYING] 226 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:11,208 - [CHEERING] 227 00:10:15,542 --> 00:10:17,167 - STRIKE. 228 00:10:18,292 --> 00:10:20,583 STRIKE TWO! 229 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,185 - OH! 230 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,750 - STRIKE 3, YOU'RE OUT! 231 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:31,167 - [BURPS] 232 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:35,125 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 233 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:38,125 NO, NO! 234 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:42,667 - [CHEERING] 235 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,375 - YES, MAN! YES! 236 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:55,333 - [CHEERING] 237 00:10:55,417 --> 00:10:56,625 - SO, BILLY, 238 00:10:56,708 --> 00:10:59,292 HAVE YOU LEARNED THAT GIRLS DO BELONG ON THE TEAM? 239 00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:00,500 - UH... 240 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:02,059 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, MANDY. 241 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:06,000 BUT I CAN'T WAIT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY NEW FRIEND MANFRED. 242 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:07,083 - OH, BOY. 243 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,917 I CAN HARDLY WAIT. 244 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,792 - [CHEERING] 245 00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:12,458 - UH! OH! HELP! 246 00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:14,167 HURTING ME! 247 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:17,750 OH! HEY! OW! 248 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:41,167 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE HERE! 249 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:44,500 IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE. 250 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:46,208 LOOK! SASSY CAT! 251 00:11:46,292 --> 00:11:48,375 SASSY CAT! SASSY CAT! 252 00:11:48,458 --> 00:11:51,625 - JUST WHO IS THIS SASSY CAT CHARACTER ANYWAY? 253 00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:53,583 - IT'S SOME STUPID MEDIA ICON 254 00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:55,625 BASED ON SOME STUPID CARTOON CHARACTER 255 00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:58,583 USED TO BUILD THIS HUGE, STUPID AMUSEMENT PARK. 256 00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:00,542 - CARTOONS ARE STUPID. 257 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:01,375 - I AGREE. 258 00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:02,708 - LOOK! SASSY CAT! 259 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:05,250 ♪ SASSY CAT, SASSY CAT 260 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,833 ♪ FULL OF SASS, FULL OF SASS 261 00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:09,000 ♪ IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT 262 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:13,125 ♪ YOU CAN KISS HER BUTT - THIS STINKS. 263 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:16,167 COME ON. LET'S GET ON ONE OF THESE RIDES. 264 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:18,875 - COME ON. 265 00:12:18,958 --> 00:12:20,101 THE LINE'S PRETTY SHORT HERE. 266 00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:23,208 - OH, GEE! WE'RE GOING ON A ROLLER COASTER?! 267 00:12:23,292 --> 00:12:24,708 YAY! 268 00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:25,833 - YOU KNOW... 269 00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:27,625 I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE LINES FOR THESE THINGS 270 00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:29,042 WERE A LOT LONGER. 271 00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:31,125 - THEY ARE. 272 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,875 - THIS IS THE LINE FOR THE SASSY COASTER? 273 00:12:35,958 --> 00:12:38,375 - NO, THIS IS THE LINE YOU HAVE TO WAIT IN 274 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,625 TO GET IN LINE FOR THE SASSY COASTER. 275 00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:44,708 AND THAT LINE STARTS OUTSIDE THIS BUILDING. 276 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,167 - THAT'S IT. I'M OUT OF HERE. 277 00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:52,000 - WELL, LET'S GO FIND ANOTHER RIDE THAT HAS A SHORTER LINE. 278 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:11,625 - LITTLE RONNIE WAS BORN IN THIS LINE. 279 00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,188 - IT LOOKS LIKE THERE AREN'T ANY RIDES 280 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,875 TO GET ON AROUND HERE WITHOUT HUGE LINES. 281 00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:18,458 LET'S GET OUT OF THIS DUMP, BILLY. 282 00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:21,208 - YOO-HOO! MANDY! 283 00:13:21,292 --> 00:13:23,125 OVER HERE! 284 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,125 LOOK! NO LINE! 285 00:13:25,208 --> 00:13:27,083 OH, CAN WE GO ON IT? CAN WE GO ON IT? 286 00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:28,000 CAN WE GO ON IT? CAN WE GO ON IT?! 287 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:30,125 - LET ME TELL YOU WHY THAT AIN'T HAPPENING: 288 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,667 (A) IT'S NOT A RIDE; 289 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,958 (B) THAT ATTRACTION IS CLOSED; 290 00:13:34,042 --> 00:13:36,000 (AND C) YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 291 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,417 - BUT... THERE'S NO LINE! 292 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:41,458 [STRAINING] 293 00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:42,875 THE DOORS ARE LOCKED. 294 00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:45,000 - MOVE OVER, STUBBY. 295 00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:48,792 NOW, LET'S GO SEE 296 00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:51,000 IF THE FUTURE IS AS BLEAK AND DEPRESSING 297 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:54,083 AS I THINK IT SHOULD BE. 298 00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:57,542 - THIS PLACE GIVES ME THE CREEPS. 299 00:13:57,625 --> 00:13:58,500 - I KIND OF LIKE IT. 300 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:01,542 - WE'D BETTER FIND A LIGHT SWITCH. 301 00:14:04,208 --> 00:14:06,875 [MUSIC PLAYS] 302 00:14:07,458 --> 00:14:10,083 - THIS HOUSE CAN NEVER STAY CLEAN. 303 00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:12,000 WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER? 304 00:14:17,042 --> 00:14:18,018 - [BURPS] 305 00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:21,750 - WOW! CHECK OUT ALL THE FANCY-PANTS DOOHICKEYS. 306 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:24,375 - SO, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUTURE? 307 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,375 - WELCOME TO THE FUTURE! 308 00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:29,083 IT'S A PRETTY-FANCY PLACE, HUH?! 309 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:32,042 IN THE FUTURE, ROBOTS ARE OUR ETERNAL SLAVES, 310 00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:35,625 AND WE CAN MAKE THEM DO ANYTHING WE WANT. 311 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:36,750 - ANYTHING? 312 00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:38,083 - YES, ANYTHING. 313 00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:39,833 LIKE COMB YOUR PRETTY HAIR, 314 00:14:39,917 --> 00:14:41,125 OR WASH YOUR CUTE CLOTHES, 315 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:42,708 OR EVEN MAKE FLIRTATIOUS ADVANCES 316 00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:44,833 TO THAT CUTE NEIGHBOR FOR YOU. TEE HEE! 317 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:45,917 - HEY, BABY. 318 00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:48,792 YOU'RE A PLEASANT-LOOKING HUMAN BEING. 319 00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:52,083 - HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR QUICK GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE. 320 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,417 THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. 321 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:58,000 - HEY, GUYS, CHECK THAT OUT! 322 00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:00,667 WOW! 323 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,583 LOOK AT THIS PLACE, GRIM! 324 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:05,167 EVERYTHING'S SO FUTURISTIC! 325 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,125 LOOK AT THIS CRAZY DISHWASHER! 326 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,333 - DISHWASHER, EH? 327 00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:13,000 - HEY, GRIM, SOMETHING'S HAPPENING. 328 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:15,250 HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?! 329 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:18,000 WHAT'S HAPP... HELP! 330 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,583 [GURGLING] 331 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:21,208 AAGH! 332 00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:26,375 AH HA HA HA HA HA HA! 333 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:28,625 YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF! 334 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,708 HOW PATHETIC! 335 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,583 STOP THAT! 336 00:15:34,042 --> 00:15:35,042 STAY AWAY FROM ME! 337 00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:37,292 WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GRABBING! 338 00:15:37,375 --> 00:15:39,667 - LOOKING GOOD, GRIM. 339 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:40,750 - SHUT UP. 340 00:15:40,833 --> 00:15:41,833 - HEY, GRIM. HEY, BILLY. 341 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,417 QUIT HORSING AROUND AND GET OVER HERE. 342 00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:46,417 - WHAT THE HECK IS THIS THING? 343 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,167 LOOKS LIKE IT HASN'T BEEN ACTIVATED FOR YEARS. 344 00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,917 WE'D BETTER STAY AWAY FROM THIS. 345 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,583 - OH, WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?! 346 00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,875 - BILLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 347 00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:56,875 STOP THAT! 348 00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,125 - BUT WHY, GRIM? 349 00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,500 [WHIRRING] 350 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,042 - I AM MASTER CONTROL, 351 00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,125 COMPUTER OF THE FUTURE. 352 00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:06,083 - [SCREAMS] 353 00:16:06,167 --> 00:16:09,125 - THAT BETTER BE SWEAT DRIPPING DOWN YOUR LEG, BOY. 354 00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:12,292 - I AM PROGRAMMED TO RUN ALL THE MACHINES 355 00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:13,375 AT THIS ATTRACTION. 356 00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:15,667 MY INTELLIGENCE IS BEYOND MEASURE. 357 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:17,625 I KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW, 358 00:16:17,708 --> 00:16:20,083 AND I'M NOT TOO SHABBY AT CHECKERS. 359 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:20,833 - WAIT. 360 00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:22,917 HOW CAN YOU KNOW EVERYTHING? 361 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,625 - I JUST DO. 362 00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:25,333 SO, THERE. 363 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,208 - IF YOU KNOW EVERYTHING, 364 00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:29,083 THEN WHAT'S THE MEANING OF LIFE? 365 00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:31,018 - LIFE HAS NO MEANING. 366 00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:34,708 ONLY MACHINE INTELLIGENCE IS TRULY IMPORTANT 367 00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,458 ON A COSMIC SCALE. 368 00:16:36,542 --> 00:16:37,542 - HMM. 369 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:39,143 I DIDN'T THINK HE'D GET THAT ONE RIGHT. 370 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:40,167 - OH, YEAH?! 371 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,667 THEN WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR? 372 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,542 - BLUE. 373 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,042 - WHAT'S THE BEST KIND OF BEAN? 374 00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,000 - PINTO. 375 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,083 - WHY IS THE SKY BLUE? 376 00:16:46,167 --> 00:16:47,875 - BECAUSE OF THE REFRACTION OF SUNLIGHT 377 00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:49,875 THROUGH THE WATER DROPLETS IN THE SKY. 378 00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:51,750 - WHY DO I ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS? 379 00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,000 - BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID! 380 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:55,125 - WHAT'S THE COLOR OF MY UNDERWEAR? 381 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:59,000 - WHITE... WITH PINK FRILLY LACE. 382 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,667 - WOW! 383 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,208 IT REALLY DOES KNOW EVERYTHING. 384 00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:05,917 - I GUESS IT'S PRETTY COOL. 385 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,018 - I CAN BET IT'S NOT HAPPY, THOUGH. 386 00:17:08,042 --> 00:17:09,042 - REALLY? 387 00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:11,000 HEY, ARE YOU HAPPY? 388 00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,625 - I... I SUPPOSE I'M NOT. 389 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:17,000 I NEVER DEVOTED ANY CPU CYCLES TO IT. 390 00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:20,042 I GUESS I'M NOT HAPPY AT ALL. 391 00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:21,125 - HA HA HA. 392 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,500 OH. WHY NOT? 393 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,976 - I JUST HAVEN'T. 394 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,018 - WHY? - BECAUSE! 395 00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:27,375 - BECAUSE WHY? 396 00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,250 - I DON'T KNOW! 397 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:30,875 - HA HA HA! 398 00:17:30,958 --> 00:17:32,500 YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING! 399 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:36,250 ♪ CURSED, UNLUCKY ♪ YOU'RE A FREAK - GRRR! 400 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:39,083 THIS IS WHY HUMANITY MUST BE ERADICATED. 401 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:41,250 YOU DEPEND TOO MUCH ON HAPPINESS. 402 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:46,125 AND FOR THAT, YOU WILL ALL SUFFER! 403 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,750 - [SCREAMING] 404 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,250 - WHAT HAPPENED? 405 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:52,833 I THINK WE MADE HIM MAD. 406 00:17:52,917 --> 00:17:55,000 - I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS. 407 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:56,083 - ME, NEITHER! 408 00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:58,250 QUICK, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE! 409 00:17:58,333 --> 00:17:59,542 SHE'S GONNA BLOW! 410 00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,667 FOLLOW ME, MAN! 411 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:02,792 - WHO WAS THAT? 412 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:03,792 - I DON'T KNOW. 413 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,583 LET'S GO FIND OUT. 414 00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:09,333 [SIREN BLARING] 415 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:11,125 - HURRY! HURRY! 416 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:13,976 THE MAIN COMPUTER'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE. 417 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,976 QUICK, DUCK AND COVER! 418 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,976 - WELL, WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 419 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,708 - BEATS ME. 420 00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:24,042 - UH, IT SHOULD HAVE GONE OFF BY NOW. 421 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,042 - NICE. 422 00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:32,708 - MANDY, LOOK! 423 00:18:32,792 --> 00:18:34,167 - IT'S THE MACHINES! 424 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,208 THEY'RE OUT OF CONTROL. 425 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,042 - BARK, BARK, BARK. 426 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:41,208 GROWL. RUFF, RUFF. 427 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:46,042 - [BURPS] 428 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,708 - WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON? 429 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,417 ALL RIGHT, START TALKING. 430 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,625 WHO ARE YOU? 431 00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,083 - WELL... MY NAME IS TOM SMITH. 432 00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,583 40 YEARS AGO, I WAS A TOUR GUIDE HERE 433 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,083 AT THE HOUSE OF TOMORROW. 434 00:19:00,167 --> 00:19:03,875 THEN ON AN AVERAGE PARTLY-CLOUDY DAY OF NO REAL SIGNIFICANCE, 435 00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:05,917 WHILE I WAS BEING ADORED BY GORGEOUS WOMEN... 436 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:10,000 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE GIRLS DIG GUYS WHO WEAR SASSY CAT COSTUMES... 437 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,102 [CHUCKLES] 438 00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:14,125 - GRIM, LET ME BORROW YOUR SCYTHE REAL QUICK. 439 00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:15,417 - OK! OK! OK! 440 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:20,042 THERE... THERE WAS THIS SMALL, VERY OBNOXIOUS BOY, WHO... 441 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,018 COME TO THINK OF IT, KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOUR FRIEND HERE... 442 00:19:22,042 --> 00:19:24,375 WHO ANGERED THE MASTER CONTROL COMPUTER 443 00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:27,375 WITH HIS CONSTANT BARRAGE OF STUPID QUESTIONS. 444 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:28,917 SICKENED WITH HUMANITY, 445 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,042 MASTER CONTROL ORDERED ALL THE ROBOTS 446 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:33,667 TO START ATTACKING PEOPLE. 447 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,333 THE PARK OFFICIALS RETALIATED... 448 00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:38,833 DRIVING THE ROBOTS BACK INTO THE HOUSE OF TOMORROW... 449 00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:43,083 LEAVING ME TRAPPED HERE EVER SINCE. 450 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,417 - HOW DID YOU EAT, TOM? 451 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:49,417 - WELL, BILLY, I LIVED OFF OF THESE. 452 00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:53,625 - SASSY CAT CRUDCAKES! 453 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:56,000 - THESE THINGS NEVER GO STALE. 454 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:58,000 YOU GUYS HAD BETTER GET USED TO THESE, 455 00:19:58,083 --> 00:19:59,583 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ESCAPING. 456 00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:02,042 YOU'RE GONNA BE TRAPPED HERE FOREVER... 457 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:03,144 JUST LIKE ME! 458 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:05,000 - THEN WHAT'S THAT? 459 00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:08,792 - UM... - I'll BE SEEING YOU. 460 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:10,292 - WAIT! 461 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,417 YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT! 462 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,750 YOU'LL GET BLASTED TO BITS BY THE ROBOTS! 463 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:30,375 SHE MADE IT! 464 00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:31,750 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 465 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:34,208 - MANDY, LOOK OUT! 466 00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:40,875 - OH, SHE'S A GONER! 467 00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:44,583 - I'D LIKE TO SAY IT WAS NICE KNOWING HER. 468 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:45,875 - HELP. 469 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,833 WHAT EVER SHALL I DO? 470 00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,144 - WOW. 471 00:20:55,168 --> 00:20:56,708 SHE'S BAD. 472 00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:58,583 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 473 00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,958 - COME ON, YOU DWEEBS. 474 00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:09,167 - YOU KNOW, BILLY? 475 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,000 - YEAH, TOM? 476 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,625 - AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT, 477 00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:13,042 I'M GONNA MISS THIS OLD PLACE. 478 00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,417 AFTER 40 YEARS OF BEING TRAPPED HERE, 479 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,583 IT KIND OF GREW ON ME. 480 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:17,667 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 481 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:18,625 - UM, NOT REALLY. 482 00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:19,708 - THE DAILY BEATINGS, 483 00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,958 EATING SASSY CAT CRUDCAKES TILL YOU PUKE, 484 00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:24,083 AND EVEN HAVING TO USE 485 00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:27,083 YOUR OWN SASSY CAT COSTUME AS A TOILET. 486 00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:27,958 OH! 487 00:21:28,042 --> 00:21:30,292 I'M GONNA MISS IT ALL! 488 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,375 - HEY, WHAT'S THIS? 489 00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:36,000 AN UNPLUGGED PLUG? 490 00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:37,083 AS GRIM ALWAYS TOLD ME: 491 00:21:37,167 --> 00:21:40,167 NEVER LEAVE AN UNPLUGGED PLUG UNPLUGGED. 492 00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:43,083 [WHISTLING] 493 00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:45,667 [MUSIC PLAYS] 494 00:21:46,167 --> 00:21:48,083 - WELL, TIME TO GO. 495 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:50,833 HASTA LA VISTA, BA... WHAT THE... 496 00:21:50,917 --> 00:21:52,208 WHO SHUT THIS DOOR?! 497 00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:53,417 LET ME OUT! 498 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,000 PLEASE! 499 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,708 - WHAT'S WRONG, TOM? 500 00:21:56,792 --> 00:22:01,042 YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO LEAVE US, ARE YOU? 501 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,500 - NO! NO! 502 00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,708 STAY BACK! STAY BACK! 503 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,250 [SCREAMING] 504 00:22:21,042 --> 00:22:23,625 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP 505 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:28,208 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE. www.ncicap.org... 506 00:22:37,208 --> 00:22:39,583 - [BACK MASKING]